NBA 2k24 Custom Card Draft

ladies and gentlemen it's been a while

but it's finally time to return and

draft some of the greatest card

Creations from the NBA 2K Community

today we'll be looking at cards that

make you go dang it that looks amazing

we'll be looking at cards that make you

go wow you can make them animated now

and we'll be looking at cards that make

you go I hope you get hit by a dirt bike

no that's too far all this in much for

on today's NBA 2K

24 custom

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Sportsbook what's going on guys it's

Troy Dan here and today on NBA 2K 24

we're going to be looking at your custom

cards mainly because the real cards are

way too expensive I spent $10,000 for

one 100 overall I don't even want to

talk about it Jesus Christ the way this

works is simple we're going to pick

cards completely at random and every

third card that we get we will put it in

our lineup unless for some reason we

can't draft it then we will go to the

next one all right with that being said

it's time to begin it's time to find our

cards let's select them right now random

bing bang and our first C today comes

from the San Antonio Spurs one of the

greatest power forwards of all time Tim

Duncan a mirage and as you see him there

snuggling the ball that's an iconic

Spurs photo but this is a one let's get

to the next one

two oh we got a 99 overall gift wrapped

Kobe bran if Kobe was under my Christmas

tree I would get so excited I'd also be

very confused but it doesn't matter

anyway we have to go with whatever the

third card is 3 2

one LeBron's got a

fatty what Fatty's not LeBron I don't

think it could be Zion but I'm not guys

please take this serious this year come

on pick the next Card 3 2 1

boom let's go and our first player today

comes from the Indiana Pacers one of the

best players in the league 98 overall

Tyrese halberton what a start Galaxy

opal 98 to start this could go so poor

but this is not poor this is what you

would call wealthy this is a great start

these are the kind of starts we should

have in every single draft we do let's

keep it going though first card go got a

100 overall active shooter from

Memphis I'm going to have to edit this

out oh never mind that's John Mor that's

basketball go

w w

look at this spicy bastard it's it's

animated how do you do that no seriously

how that is the best card I've ever seen

Luca danic but it's a two we got to go

with three So Random 3 2 1

boom baby Isaac I don't know who baby

Isaac is maybe he's an NBA play I don't

think he is based on what I'm I cannot

draft baby Isaac we must go with the

next Card 3 2 1 boom why does this girl

look familiar did I spank today I don't

know if I it doesn't even matter I don't

even guys it's starting to piss me off a

little bit but it's okay 3 2 1 next car

go come on

go that's not a damn card bro that's not

a card what the hell is this I don't get

it is this a joke is this on Tik Tok Tik

tok's getting banned by the way lol's in

the chat where are the cards at go go go

oh it's a card I didn't even know Ro

time in Oklahoma we've got 994 overall

point guard shooting guard Russell West

brick

2K8 card remember

2K8 hopefully you don't because that

thing sucked I hated it and it made me

mad I'm glad it's gone I'm not going to

lie that is a nice looking card I think

2K really dropped the ball not making a

Barbie Series in my personal opinion

let's keep it going though first card go

we got it we got a Christmas [ __ ] 96

overall Isaiah Thomas my favorite little

guy he's give me so much luck I'll never

forget you next card

go 100 overall unlimited Nelly waa queso

you're

Bann I'm not even going to pretend I

understand what's going on here doesn't

matter we need to draft the third and

that's the next Card 3 2 1

boom 99 overall shooting guard DJ cats

can't draft cats I don't think so I well

I could draft cat but that's no but

smile on put this smile next card go

come on 99 overall Nick

A5 I don't care I don't next card go we

got got

it

okay wow and we've got from the Oklahoma

City Thunder 80 overall Josh giddy this

is the best card of this guy and don't

say it we all know what he did just a

little one but we got to look past it

actually no we don't [ __ ] this guy no

we're not going to look past it but this

guy's going to sit on the bench anyway

and there'll be no kids there no kids

for you get jingled

on so I didn't even read the call this

is this just get off the screen first

card

go what there's no way there's no way

that there's no way that just Predators

13 overall Center Carl Malone the only

thing wrong on this card is that he's a

Center everything else is correct let's

move to the next one

two Co Kobe I don't know how to feel

about this he's in the oh CH I get it I

dude W card it took me a second I'm slow

I grew up in a rural area Kobe Bryant

look at that Michael Jordan it's a combo

I got to go with three I'm sorry Mamba

I'm sure we'll get you on the next one 3

2 1

boom 95 overall level up Tam what the

the hell is Tam is this guy in the

league I really don't want to go look I

Tam who's Tam nope there has never been

a single Tam ever in the NBA we'll go

with the next card

boom 100 overall cool man hashtag 2K day

go to the next card go 100 overall this

is different a point guard shooting

guard and a p what is a p is he a

pitcher Nicholas Stewart good Lord that

body Ty is built a little bit different

holiday event can't use the C clearly

we'll take the next one go 98 overall

Cody waitman I'll be honest I'm not 100%

sure if this is an NBA player either AFL

oh for God's sake guys the AFL that's

the Australian football league go with

the next one now

go God we already got him forget yes he

is wanted for various things but he's

not wanted on this team cuz he's already

on it next card go oh for God's sakes oh

that's that that that's actually a

player we've got 91 overall point guard

shooting guard from the Bulls Kobe white

this is Lonzo Ball's replacement until

he comes back and boy is he coming back

he's about to come back like crack in

the 9s and if you weren't there trust me

pop cans everywhere I need your Ashes to

be fair I'm I've seen worst cards made

by NBA 2K this is not that bad I'd like

to see a set of it that's that's very

nice 99 overall Joel in Beed he does not

want to speak French but Whole World in

His Hands sorry next card go Lego from

the Knicks 30 overall or is the 89

overall it's Bernard King I like that as

well you guys are really stamping it up

this year with the cards Bravo I'm proud

of you but we got to go with the next

that will be our number three 3 2 1

go 100 overall bread Kat can't draft

bread cats you do so good on the first

two and then the third 3 2 1 next card

go 89 overall Jester guys guys guys I'd

love to see Jester in the game I really

would but I would love to have a card

that I can actually use next one

go we already have this guy we are oh

wait

from the Utah Jazz power forward small

forward 95 overall Carl Malon I thought

it was Josh giney for a second and I

didn't realize that it it should have

been a dynamic duo card I just want to

point that out you are a piece of sugar

and I'm not talking about the sweet

stuff I'm going be real with you guys I

have a feeling this is not going to be

the last time we've seen either of these

two dudes but let's pray it is come on

first card go iion 99 overall yeah

that's what I'm talking about why does

he have a 10 speed and a 10 fit what

does that mean means he can't dress

himself how do you do this 99 overall

LeBron James that is one of the best car

designs I honestly have ever seen that

is incredible how how is this how is

this happening how are these so good we

got to take the third 3 2 1 go

it's not a troll it's sorry it caught me

off guard and we've got from the Toronto

Raptors the next big thing 96 overall

Scotty bars I think this guy honestly

should be the Rookie of the Year that

Victor D all he's got is just length

imagine if Scotty Barnes was 7 fo6 be

absolutely crazy nothing could stop him

at all not really sure how this draft is

going I mean we're getting players but

we don't have any real bigs or centers I

should say hopefully that changes soon

first C go we got a 100 overall point

guard shooting guard Sabrina i1 SCU no

idea how to say that name but I did

watch her battle against deeph curry in

the allstar game yeah I bet on Curry

easy money next card go Jesus Christ

it's Jesus Christ lamb of God's savior

King of Kings that's a really good card

they should put Jesus in the game next

card will be the one we choose though 3

2 1 these nuts 15 overall alab Brin 15

what is this is this a liver this is not

a draftable card there is no way you

could ever say it is we'll take the next

one go 99 it's Jesus Christ again what

the hell Jesus Christ is my [ __ ]

obviously can't take Jesus i' love to

take him go next one

go huh 85 overall guess the player oh

there there is no

way how am I supposed to know who that

is I think they have blue hair but I

can't think of one NBA player who has

blue there is no way I can tell who that

is there's no I'll be here forever

there's no hints are they the rock kids

I don't know I don't know who that is

I'll have to go with the next one

there's no way I can figure out who that

is

go we've got from the Los Angeles Lakers

98 overall Galaxy opall

Kobe Bryant the Mamba in our lineup this

gets me more excited than something I

can't tell you but you could probably

guess what it was I could have told you

6 years ago but not anymore Kobe thank

you so much for coming in our lineup

thank you thank you no longer concerned

with the motivation of the Mamba on my

team I can take on anything let's go

first card we've got a 96 overall

Milwaukee Heist oh Tobias

Harris sorry that looks very strange why

is there a man's face on his head oh

he's looting I didn't know what he was

doing he's committing a crime future

taught me about that this is a one let's

go to a two boom that's a great card now

overall so I'm assuming it's maxed out

it's bin the goat reward thank you bin

for giving me an NBA player I appreciate

it fortunately though you're a two must

go with a three those are the rules

let's see it three two

one Johnny Saints cooking I I know who

this guy is I Googled it on image search

and I found out the hard way next card

please 95 overall popey's biscuits wow I

popey's biscuits do not make me happy

there's something went down with those I

don't want to talk about it please give

me a player

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go yep we we've got from the Phoenix

Sons he's a Galaxy opal 98 overall Kevin

Durant the durantel out there one of the

greatest Shooters of all time wasting

his talents in Phoenix come to a better

team Toronto yeah come to Canada please

as soon as I started worrying about the

team it instantly got better this is

proof that stressing get stuff done I'm

going tell that to my

psychiatrist G my mother first card go

we got 94 overall artist Bob Ross the

Masterpiece collection that's nice I

think we can all agree that we would

love to ball out with some Bob Ross next

card we got oh 98 overall sparkly Jaden

Ivy it's part of the shiny collection I

love these animations I have no idea how

they're doing it but it looks good

either way this is a two got to go with

a three 3 two one go Jimmy

Uso there's no overall that's a nice

looking card but can't trap J Uso can't

I don't know why we can't I'd love to

have the Russ fine next card go 91

overall from the Cavs Janna bogs I don't

even want to assume who this girl is but

if I was going to assume it involves

something on a website that starts with

o and ends in fans next card go 99

overall z jingping a lunar new year that

guy I think that's a comia n or

something next card

go

yeah we've got from his time on the New

York knck he is a 99 overall Center

Chris Taps po zingus the eclipse oh so

we wored about not getting a center this

guy clearly can play and I think he's

our highest card we've got so far this

is going well this is going so good this

team is shaping up to be something great

let's keep it going one we got an 80

overall from the Shanghai sharks Clay

Thompson F in the chat for clay he's not

dead but his career might be I'm sorry

I'm just keeping it real next card go

100 overall shooting guard small forward

Antman that's a very nice card

Interstellar dunking on I think that's

John Collins it doesn't matter about

this card it only matters about the

third the one we will draft will

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be sketch 100 overall wsp broth sketch I

don't know what I just actually heard

that sketch tore his hamstring today so

hopefully his hammy gets better takes

steroids that's what I would say for

advice can't take this card though I'd

love to next one

go 100 overall scabetti toilet no idea

what I'm looking at guys next card go

100 overall

King I did not that is is that a player

I'm sorry I didn't say it I did I swear

I didn't say next card

please oh my Lord that is amazing card

one sorry it's an 11 overall

P diddler P Diddy Eclipse I thought I

told you that I won't stop this is so

wrong but I'm not going to lie this is

great card art man W design indeed come

on give me a player though next one

please be a goddamn player

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go 2.6 overall Brody the [ __ ] I have

no idea who Brody the [ __ ] is I don't

even give a damn I give no next card

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go my best friend we got a

96 overall he's playing in Taiwan but

really he's playing in my heart it's

Dwight Showtime how there's no s on the

chest I'm just noticing they took the

Superman away must have been copyright

infringement regardless thank you so

much Dwight for unblocking me and saying

that you talked to Andrew Bogan for me

and did you call me Troy Daddy play the

video right now tell me right now if you

call me Troy daddy uh yes Troy daddy uh

you're welcome for unblocking you Troy

Dy did he call me Troy daddy it sounded

like he did I really thank you so much

for being the bigger man and apologizing

to me 99 overall from the Nuggets Nicola

joick I see what's going on with the

face because he's a clown right that's

his nickname Pizza gem power forward

Charles Barkley the prince of pizza

that's actually kind of funny because

there's that story where he got himself

too fat to be drafting Charles Barkley's

not even available in the game but this

is a number two so we ain't got to worry

about it at all we only got to worry

about the next card please be good

please be Lonzo 3 2 1

Lonzo hampter hampter it just says

hampter what kind of brain dead idiot

uploads this go to the next one go we

got a 99 overall Queen Elizabeth

super dead we'll move to the next one go

100 overall purple Doritos po I don't

even I don't know what's going why this

happen I swear there's someone screwing

with me up there calm down boys calm

down blood pressure next card go 69

overall troyan getting sloppy toppy

Mexico City game 2020 I could sue

whoever made this and you know what I

might next card

go 100 overall point guard small forward

s Simon Greenwald I don't know if this

is an NBA player obviously looks a

little young here in fact it looks like

he's in detention guys I'm going to lose

my mind if we don't get an NBA player on

this next I am not kidding I'm going to

break everything in this room 3 2 1

go thank God I was going to break stuff

we've gotone from the Indiana heyers a

Galaxy opal 98 overall

deonis sub boner the eclipse card out

here I didn't even know this card was so

good this team is great it's we're

getting a lot of weird things today but

it ends good okay it ends good it always

matters and only matters How It Ends the

story and the climb who cares minus some

of the weird cards we're seeing the

cards we're getting are well very well

we got a 99 overall Ray Allen I'm seeing

what's going on he's morphing look at

this from the heat days to the Celtic

days one of the greatest three-point

Shooters of all time we've got a 100

overall point guard shooting guard Kyrie

Irving looks like he's in a hazard suit

or something I don't know if there was a

nuclear war or it is a two so the next

card which is going to be an NBA player

will join our team spitting everywhere 3

2 1 please

go wouldn't be a draft without this

fatty 14 overall EDP he finds his way in

every single draft every single there's

no cupcakes here

go 99 overall Larry the Cucumber I'm

debating taking Larry Bird here I really

want to do it but I won't I won't go to

the next one Larry the Cucumber

go what is this 99 overall Anna FR I

thought that was the Bobby girl that

makes those awkward conversations is it

not please random go

100 overall Center dancing polar bear no

we can't next carard

go 69 overall Center dumb idiot I'm

going to find out who made this car and

I'm going to ruin your life Don J time

to get the Gat I'm not playing around I

ain't G call me dumb idiot go that I'm

not even going to read that I'm not even

looking I just see a fat man just go the

next one go go go for God's sakes guys

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we got to much

time the the slers he's a 98 overall

he's coming back he's coming back Lonzo

ball it took me a second to realize what

that card

was Bono's coming back he is coming back

and he's going to be better than he ever

was at

UCLA he's coming back I'm going to speak

it into existence he's coming back he's

coming back I don't really understand

why he's got a ball on his head or why

it says Kobe there but I'm not going to

complain Lonzo thank you and we got good

news guys only need one more card one

more player let's do this right now

first card

random okay 99 overall best in the world

CM Punk I would love and I mean love WWE

rustlers to be in 2K it'd be great next

card two 100 overall black dick oh his

last name is Dick and his last name is

black in the did Jersey SW that's

actually hilarious that's guys it's

finally over right here our final card

our final player on our team will

be a 96 overall point guard Nissan

Skyliner R34 the perfect build we'll go

with the next card our last one

is 91 overall small forward Chris

Sanchez I don't know that is that door

Explorer I don't I don't care don't care

next card final card

go it's getting so stupid 96 overall

molter I don't is that the pope it look

if that's not the Pope I don't know I

don't give a damn about the pop guys

please I just want to go home 3 2

1 go 99 overall Center seat beater God

God damn please I'm just nine overall

nine what the is that a sock puppet boys

it's not funny dude whoever uploads

these cards is an idiot 99 overall

Steven Hawking that is a very nice card

the only reason I'm not going to freak

out is cuz it's such a nice I can't

draft Sten Hy he's dead he had no legs

go I'm not even acknowledging that one

not

even

go I don't even know what what what is

what the what is that pist what's that

Anthony next card go 99 overall Charles

White cannot draft a Charles White 100

overall Harvey Spectre I don't know who

this is not a player not a player card

go 100 overall my dad that's milk your

dad ain't milk is your dad a cow Mo I'm

your dad next C go 100 overall queso I

cannot draft the queso C go

please I'm done I don't want to do this

anymore 100 overall dino nuggets next

card go 82 overall Brock

Lesar it's card go 53 overall John pork

I'm going to kill someone I'm going to

murder

go 99 overall brown rice three 2

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one I don't even know if that's a player

we've got from the Portland Trail

Blazers 67

overall John Butler what kind of

sociopath would make a John Butler

custom card I have no it's discards to

67 this is one of the lowest it might be

the lowest card in the game I don't even

know I don't even care I'm just glad

that's it's over I have a serious

headache and this is the team that

custom cards draft after our starting

point guard it has to be the Bow Man

Lonzo bow our starting shooting guard

today you already knew that the black m

Kobe Bryant our starting small forward

is the Durantula Kevin Durant our

starting power forward today will be the

saoner subus in our starting center

standing at 7'3 christs po

the starting lineup is very good here as

you can see very good but the bench is

not very good I mean we got one Galaxy

opal there but there's diamonds a pig

diamonds but

Emerald Sapphire I don't even crap

that's crap crap and it is now time to

go online to put my undefeated record on

the line we are 1 and0 I have have not

lost a single game this season of 2K 24

and I don't want to lose a single game

ever again this team has some holes but

look at those guards with those two men

working together I don't think anyone

can stop

them and here we go I keep forgetting to

change my jerseys I

wish what the

heck I don't even know to say I don't

even know what those cards are let's see

the

records just got to Zone let's win the

tip off Chris Taps worry about the wor

about the rest later that's not the

start we wanted come on Lonzo we got a

dig tape here we got that ball pressure

I ain't worried I'm not worried at all

it's going to be fine it's going to be

thank thr The Bu shoot

it what you Lady of the night that is

okay we get it back thank you guys I'm

talking God my voice is going from

yelling go up let's go wee a struck

first baby that's not going in the bombo

is there let's go boys he has not scored

yet and that's the bomo shooting B that

was crazy I can't I missed twice with

Kobe open what's going on okay he has

just tied it up but we've had some great

looks and he's got to capitalize

on okay we are now down by three dude I

I'm going to get the bench out here

already and that's scary getting

rebounds KY catch

it huh what the hell was that D that was

the weirdest play oh no oh no I'm in

trouble I'm in trouble I'm in trouble

I'm not in trouble tied it up let's go

get the express go the Lonzo Express

attacking

Lonzo that's my ball boy I'm not holding

for last shot I'm thr all the way with

Lonzo I hate this get this last shot KD

oh no I didn't think he was going to

fake I got the rebound what I missed

it did I get that off he P my score

start of the second we got the bench out

here this is good we have a lead and I

got to keep this bench out with this

lead and I'm going all the way thce how

for you sound like a

fish that for Christ sake it's tied

again White's in here come on Big Boy

come on Dwight big boy big boy Dwight