I Tested Celebrity Owned Restaurants

London is known for having some of the

best restaurants in the world now some

celebrities have tried to give that a go

and see if they can crack the restaurant

scene in London so I'm here today to

test that out to see if any of them are

actually any good I'll be rating these

celebrity restaurants based on three

different categories the price the

service and the food disgusting I'll be

honest with you I'm starvin let's see

what's first so we're here at a

restaurant owned by none other than the

eight time

no seven time World Champ Lewis Hamilton

neat Burger now they've actually closed

a bunch of these locations which doesn't

look great but nevertheless we're going

to try it anyways this is the best type

of burger in London a Smash Burger hi

there could I get a Smash burger please

thank you so I just told my girlfriend

that I was coming here and she said oh

my God people Rave about the burgers

here let's see I've gone for the Smash

Burger now supposedly this place is all

like vegan I got the berry lemonade

really nice not too sweet as well a lot

of time when they do homemade lemonade

it's really sweet this is banging

they've changed the menu and I saw loads

of people complaining about it it looks

really quite nice to be honest with you

and most importantly they do a Smash

Burger which is the best burger hey if

the Lemonade's anything to go by this

should be pretty good the vibe in this

place is pretty good I'm not going to

lie the tunes have got me bopping a bit

to be fair I didn't realize this but

Leonardo DiCaprio owns

this chain but the ones in America thank

you very much appreciate it all right

cool so here we are the smash burer the

vegan smash Brer oh I love that cheese

that's that filthy American cheese oh

wait it's going to be vegan cheese

cheese is

vegan no it's

not oh

no I got n i gone to take a bite and

just slipped out the other side hold

on [ __ ] mate this is Dreadful damn I'm

trying to be nice of it

it's [ __ ] disgusting because there's

so much sauce and slime on this I've got

to keep shoving it back into the [ __ ]

bu that's disgusting seriously that's

awful I don't know what else to say to

you other

than that is genuinely like one of the

worst Burgers I've ever

had all right so I've got to rank these

things we're going to give them three

categories I'm going to start with we'll

go with the price I think it was about

£4 145 it's okay it's London prices I'm

going to give it a three out of five

London prices not ridiculous but also

not cheap by any means then the second

thing we're going to do is the actual

food I'm going to give that a two and a

lot of that is because the drink was

actually really good and those little

potato things were banging the burger

was truly one of the worst Burgers I've

ever had way too much sauce anyways I I

could go on all day and then finally is

the service I'm actually going to give

that a four out of five the guy behind

the till was really nice really kind

that's about it so that was Lewis

Hamilton spot neat bger and unfort Ely

it's getting a 6.5 from M we're at a

place called Porte Noir now who owns

this what celebrity is involved in this

place it is none other than British icon

Idris Ela I'm really excited to go to

this one now it is primarily a wine spot

but they do say they have a seasonal

menu I was going to do this by myself

but I needed a friendly fellow

alcoholic hell it's a nice VI in here

yeah do it nice smell what a spot all

right Randy um we're at a wine bar do

you like wine I like wine are you a are

you a whiter red red but I can go white

I feel like people with depression

always go towards red no I feel like

hornier people go red you're right you

know you know what they say if you have

a bit of red wine you get a little

that's why I go for it really need some

Ste sping water yeah can I get some

still please thank you I got suar for

sparkling personally thank

you is that you yeah Networth going up

ah makes sense actually I'll just go

through all the food yet could I get the

bone marrow the king prawn tempora as

well might try the famous chickpea chips

chickp chips you not been ready oh okay

no worries what's the cocktail of the

month cocktail of the month is C's last

word but unfortunately we can't make it

today because our apartment is yeah can

you do old fashioned okay great I'll be

honest with you though I am slightly

worried about the food here he looked

really confused we've come here ordered

half the menu and he's looked at us and

gone like oh okay amazing thank you look

I'm very picky about my St

time it's

okay

okay the bread is nice I'm PR with a bit

of bread now as well hold on um how we

going

to I have a feeling that this tempora

wasn't done here I think it comes like

this and they just Heats it up it

doesn't look like a freshly tempor prawn

that prawn tempora dog sh really I got a

question M do you think Idris Elba has

ever been here I don't think so let me

see if there's a picture of him at like

the opening or anything so I'm trying to

see if there's actually any pictures of

him at the restaurant Randy as a

Photoshop expert Y is he in this

restaurant maybe maybe actually he

watching hisis can you drop us a text so

what I think this is is that he owns his

own wine and he's opened this up to sell

it so maybe there is a real lack of

emphasis on the food but hey it's a

restaurant you're going to get judged

for it mate that's all you boss get that

[ __ ] away from me that that that's

Dreadful do you want to try one of the

snails no I'm too scared I don't Fu with

sells like that either it's just again

something

that pump on there he's a

li beef cro

it's okay it's a bit it's a bit weird

it's it's not bad it's okay it's just

all right is it it so all right it's

just I have a really bad feeling that

this is just again being heated up and

what they've done is they've just poured

sauce over the to rather than it

actually having being cooked back

there it's all right again what are you

giving that old fashioned out of

10 eight that's a solid old fashioned

then right Ry what do you reckon the

damage was on that place hit me I don't

even want to guess it was 181

GBP do you know what it's quite clear

that this place is definitely like look

that whole thing is based around his

like champagne and his his wine and

stuff but if you're going to serve food

it's got to be decent we got to give we

got to give some numbers first of all

we'll start with service so I think for

me I would give it three out of five

yeah that's fair the next thing yeah

price at 180 quid I mean that for me I

mean I got to give it like a it has to

be one yeah we had one alcoholic drink

each and we're running up a 90b per head

I'm sorry but that's getting one out of

five finally the big one

food honestly I I'm sorry about to yeah

I was going to say I was going to say

too now it's quite clear this place is

made for drink so maybe if you're a wine

person go and try it out I think Idris

missed on the food yeah you missed bro

you miss sorry sorry sorry Idis and to

give Idris Ela and and His Place Port

Noir it's final rating it's going to be

a 6 out of 10 from

me now one of the biggest celebrities in

the world owns that restaurant right

there berti blossoms Ed Sheeran it's

time to test your scran let's see what

this is all about oh did I forget to

mention I'm bringing along that uh that

rat look alike you'll see him in a sec

oh here he

is D what be straight out yeah keep low

keep it low keep it low key man keep it

low key this ised sh's G hey

Ed I'm so un funny I don't like your

camera like stop like you're [ __ ] up

my vibe you're embarrassing me first

impressions I'm in love with the shape

of you no it's [ __ ] freezing now kid

look at this they serve the water in an

absolute thing sounds like sounds like

free alcohol to me all right so it turns

out the kitchen doesn't open for about

another 30 minutes do you want to know

something what your man leis Hamilton

meat Burger dropped one of the greatest

stinkers I've ever ever eat it is the

worst Burger I've ever ever eaten it's

[ __ ] disgusting that is genuinely

like one of the worst Burgers I've ever

had well just in case I end up being

friends with Hamilton one day I just

want to say like I'm sure you just got

one bad of a good Punch Yeah that's

that's a good point actually Louis if

you do want to come on the fs and

address the neat Burger situation we can

I don't think he needs to address it

because what happened there happens

everywhere well at all the neat Burger

location just like every restaurant ever

do you like Ed music no one of the worst

ever are there any tributes to Ed shiran

in here yes there you go Ted's Margarita

they call them Ted don't they oh they do

actually they that is actually a thing

cuz it's Teddy's photos yeah they do a

steak here they say the steak here is

the best steak in London that's got to

be [ __ ] I swear didn't you say that

it was the best cook steak they've eaten

I don't know what uncooked steak they've

been eating oh should we get some PR or

is that like bit feminine it does suit

our energy

personally it does Br the work two

prawns right here no 200 this is my

biggest pet peeve when they give you a

200 M coke before that damn you never

watched in a bar before

bro come on man that's not it you got to

get a little tilt it's not a beer bro

okay no you have to tilt the coke man

stop triggering me it's like taking a

kid to eat a Happy

Meal could we please get the potato

braas uh Fried Chicken Linguini and then

also the sirloin steak how do you want

it medium rare please I did through in a

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this it is unbelievable now what will

Hamilton do he was going to really

struggle after Cal frezy says that his

neat Burger is a pile up a a stinky

Burger Burger that's what you should

call Lon out [ __ ] man I'm good at this

muet amazing thank you it's a Spanish

delicacy straight from alant it is

actually a Spanish thing I thought it

was German it's potatus brav mate means

potato bra you meant to

eat you're disgusting why did I bring

you here just investigating the potatoes

you know they're really good you know

I'm really enjoying these right chicken

trying to decide if they've just been

put in the microwave or not I don't

think so though no ninja air fryer why

dides it taste like a bolog sauce

on they put spaghetti ball in his sauce

no I'm genuinely getting hint to SP ball

in there Hey listen up Ted we'll be

doing a full hygiene inspection on that

Gaff soon I've

gots and they let me in I'm trying to

think if I ever had nits you know I need

to ask my mom yeah you did bro you look

like you look like a kid well you back

in the day you were defin nits kid no no

you you 100% had nits but in your

pubes no bro cuz back then I was

self-conscious I used to shave plus I

also used to shave thought made my WI a

little bigger it does that's that's a

fact these days I like it to be hi the

secret

weapon my little

m's that sound so

giving yourself concussion I'm not going

to lie that be looking like a pork chop

a little bit is that a good thing or a

bad thing this not a good thing is it

cuz we've wanted a steak you wanted

medium rare that's the first thing we

got to investigate is this medium rare

or not

um not really it's not medium rare is it

no what is that is a beef

Rago what's Linguini is it just a type

of past I think it's just a pasta yeah

the pasta itself is good the beef is

very like I'm chomping on that thing you

know I think you need to break that

thing up a little bit but I tried Bro

Look It just stayed on the food as a

whole out of five what would you give it

ooh five it's a

three two would be a disappointing scr

and one would be inedible I don't think

it's a disappointing scr because I

enjoyed the status this is a two for me

really I'm a bit disappointed with it so

you giving it a two and I'm giving it a

three so therefore it's a 2.5 out of

five all right so what do I think to

that a lot like this right here out of

service that is symbolic of birty

blossoms it was a onean show in there

there's only one lady I'm going to give

it a three I think you have to what are

you going to give it J look you want me

to be real with you price was £75 I

thought that was fantastic I was

expecting this to be some really

expensive for two people to eat stars

and dinner it's actually not too bad

actually that is quite expensive I'm

going to give it three out of 10 three

out of five sorry three out of five yeah

because it's just like in London in

Notting Hill service service I gave a

three as well but maybe it should be

closer to two I don't know but I felt

bad because there was only one chef and

there was only one lady there so I did

make me think she's got a hell of a job

on yeah she was doing a lot she was

working hard but she she she smiled like

here and there she was she was good

maybe the people need to hire some more

people to help her out how about how

about factional printer thank you very

much for that chip God bless

you Ed Sheeran's Gaff Bertie blossoms

unfortunately that one is getting a 6.5

out of 10

10 all right I'm not going to lie this

is the most highly secured Pub I've ever

seen got bloody barriers and everything

this place is called the fox and

pheasant and it is owned by none other

than your man James Blunt who has that

one tune beautiful he's got more than

one tune doesn't he that's disrespectful

hopefully they're not such Pricks that

they won't let us film let's find out hi

there hi we had a book in this place has

actually gone unbelievable interior it's

very very nice very cozy so far the

staff seem okay this place is kind of

like a pub in the front and a restaurant

in the back and it is really tucked away

cozy Vibes ah thank you she with har

wonderful thank you no idea what she

said this was but I'm about to find out

look at that this little free

complimentary scran is already

infinitely better than anything I've

eaten at any of the previous restaurants

if you look on a map we're actually

really close to Stanford bridge and I

thought I saw a few reviews even say

that that they were absolutely God smack

that this place was charging them6 for a

match day pint so to be fair this sort

of environment isn't the one for a match

day pint in my opinion thank you very

much now this oo is just another word

for a fancy pasta not going to lie so

far the food pretty banging but let me

tell you for the prices they're charging

in here it better have been [ __ ]

banging now this here cost me

1950 can usually tell how good a place

is by there are chips and this is this

is a great chip now real ones mix the

ketchup and the Mayo and that gives you

burger sauce the more you know now look

that was a good main course but more

importantly I have a sweet tooth and

they do dessert this is a serious

dessert menu they've got chocolate

mousse a banana split a raspberry tart

ice cream this is this is exactly my

dream dessert menu but I'm going to go

with the chalky Mose thank you very much

wow look at that you new

okay yeah that that's that's that's

plenty thank you very much yeah yeah oh

my god look how much is that I got to be

honest food for me is going to be four

out of five stars delicious not like

euphoric but absolutely solid food would

recommend it m I've had two spoonfuls on

I'm dog do you know what I really like

that what a great little spot the the

fox and pheasant bit of a mouthful but

um what am I giving the service that

could get a three out of five like it

was good it didn't go above and beyond

but it did what it said on the tint

price M it was expensive wasn't it but I

got to remember we are also in the most

expensive part of London I'm sure their

bills are high I'm going to give it a

three out of five as well kind of what I

expected coming to a place like this so

overall good the food very good Fox and

pheasant really surprised me and I've

got to be honest with you I'm giving it

a solid 8 out of 10 fair play James

we're here Notting Hill this one's owned

by David Beckham and Guy Richie let's

see if they know how to run a restaurant

all right so we're here big DB and Guy

Richie own this spot and they have got a

pretty impressive menu again this feels

really bougie like if I was a tourist

and I was coming to the UK this is

exactly the vibe that I've got in my

head hey always love a place that's got

games we got the cards there's even

Scrabble here a book The Three hostages

personal favorite of mine Scrabble

this place has got it all whatever card

I pull out of here is what this meal is

going to be out of 10 I'm predicting the

future 9 out of

10 hey no pressure here David could I

please get the fish and chips let me

tell you something I can always

appreciate places that don't serve you

the small glass Coke bottles this is it

330 mil inject it into my veins I must

say I think this is my favorite

atmosphere I've been to yet it feels

very homely I'm a big fan again though

we are in a very Posh area of London the

pric is this bank account is getting

rinsed let's try some of the beef

Carpio car Carpio Carpio I don't know

how to pronounce it but what I do know

how to do is eat

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it I don't know how to explain this but

it tastes like crayons I'm not sure

about this and it's really not doing it

for me not at all slightly disappointing

so far I would give the food 3.5 out of

five M it just taste like crayons

there proin crayons there's some things

in life that you just know what I look

at crayon and I know what that tastes

like now this this I'm not going to lie

this looks good like the presentability

of it there like a known thing in London

you just do not get good fish and chips

a bad fish and chips is usually one that

smells too fishy that's usually a sign

that the fish ain't good oh

yes oh bit of ASMR fish and chip ASMR

that's what

we're oh yeah

I'm very excited this is going to be

good I can tell fresh not too fishy okay

DB DB and Guy Richie I see you I will

say a real LA to Mush youpas here

service wise it's actually been pretty

good everyone seems pretty friendly

regular checkups making sure we're all

good I'm actually going to give this

place of four out of five I think it's

been better than usual price-wise 44 GBP

£44 and that's pretty expensive but it's

not ridiculous and it's exactly what I

expected from a place like this three

out of

all right wrapped up there lovely little

Gaff I'm not going to lie the food

didn't blow me away overall a nice

experience and an expensive one at that

Walmer Castle not going to lie The Vibes

were Immaculate I'm giving this one a

7.5 out of

10 you like one of those

Auditors set a drone off in it the first

thing the first thing I noticed there

like how outrageous the prices are who's

going to be the person to get the A5

wagu look at the price of that I mean

you're going to be looking at 200 50

Quid oh wow look at this I like your

meat that looks unreal I would like it

if they showed us like a short video

about the cow before it was killed

instead of this bloke just Wheeling the

TV like at school and you the teacher

whs in the watch a movie hey is this

Taco

belt that's pretty banging I'm not going

to lie Arthur what you saying about the

taco really nice actually really good

you'd [ __ ] hope so for 30 quid you

have to do everything like salt Bay

would

oh that was actually sexy that's making

it an edit I sorry that's so

puy alcohol though surprising is it yes

Haram my hands are feeling a little bit

drunk oh what is

that oh he did the thing he did the

thing I'll be honest with you I don't

remember ordering just tenderloin very

tender and loony tender and mild like

baby Jesus the cream spinach yeah yeah

bit mid this this is not it but the beef

is good I think the tacos was just an

impossible follow not breaking up with

like Prime munis and then it's like what

do I even follow this with so what would

you say this is then 30-year-old

Courtney Cox that that that's that

that's horrible that's a good that's a

horrible thing to say about her she's a

good she's a good you just called her

mid she is mid but how he asked me for

the truth I spat it he didn't like it so

you see what's on your plate how much do

you reckon that cost what's on your

plate is it triple digits just shy of

triple digits I believe it's £80 for

what you have on your plate there just

that service premium food has been good

but just not worth the outrageous price

but we still have quite a bit of food to

come so let me just let me let me hold

fire on that is it weird to say service

hair too much after every mouthful was

that good was it yeah it was quite nice

thanks yes please yeah

heck

yeah yes is a bit of salt all over the

table can I have more in my lap please

oh my God it's so tender that is like

soup I've never had soup before it

becomes liquid in your mouth is that a

good thing or a bad thing texture good

flavor is

non-existent why does it kind of look

what does it look

like making me feel a type of

way this is tasty but it's I need to

sort of quench my first which I would

have been able to do with my water

before beef drift in it that looks

exactly like it like when you not in a

bath you know what I mean no I do not

know what you mean when you not in a wow

look at

that right I am absolutely certain I

have paid a fortune for this gold stuff

absolutely did you see his face the

other guy's face when you were like have

the gold one he goes he gets

commissioned on on Gold sold back get

the alarm get the

alarm I will say this is banging enough

that might have been like a three grand

bite that you just took you just ate

what would you say is an acceptable

amount of money that you would pay for

this meal between the 2300 raage i' be

like that's that's like a yeah honestly

if we if we were doing this as friends

and we we had to split the bill and it

was more than 200 I'd be like that was

not worth it the tacos were fine divine

the tacos were top tier actually but it

went rap it went downhill from there I

think so well it came to a grand total

of 1,165

oh my God it is over double the price

for the golden one no way I swear to God

look at this golden back laava 50 50 and

this and just for the normal back laava

was 18 we need to give the verdict we've

got three categories to choose from well

not to choose from to rate first up the