water tier list
Summary
TLDRIn this entertaining and quirky video, the group embarks on a unique challenge to taste test and rank over 50 different brands of bottled water. They explore a variety of waters, from tap to volcanic, and even discuss the merits of electrolyte-infused and ionized options. With humorous commentary and candid reactions, the video is a lighthearted exploration of the subtle differences in taste among various water sources, ultimately leading to a tier list that settles disputes on the best and worst waters.
Takeaways
- 💧 The group is ranking over 50 different brands of water to prove that not all water tastes the same.
- 🏠 Tap water is considered the baseline and is rated poorly by the participants.
- 🌍 Opinions on tap water quality vary depending on location, with some finding it good and others bad.
- 💦 Aquafina is criticized for lacking a 'crispy pop' upon opening and is rated a 'D' for taste.
- 🧪 Smart Water, with electrolytes, is tested with math questions to see if it enhances intelligence, resulting in a 'B' rating.
- 🥤 The group discusses the presence of chemicals and microplastics in water, affecting their taste ratings.
- 🎁 New merchandise is introduced, including socks with unique designs.
- 🌳 Deer Park water is initially rated a 'D' due to a mix-up with another product.
- 🌊 Hawaiian volcanic water, despite its unique origin, is rated poorly due to its taste and high price.
- 🏔️ Water from the French Alps is well-received, with its cool bottle design and natural taste.
- 🏋️ Body Armor water, marketed for athletes, is introduced unexpectedly and is not part of the original list.
Q & A
What was the purpose of the discussion in the transcript?
-The purpose of the discussion was to rank different brands of water based on taste and other factors, to prove that not all water tastes the same.
What was the speaker's initial reaction to tap water?
-The speaker gave tap water a grade of F, indicating a strong dislike and suggesting that those who enjoy tap water do not actually like water.
What did the speaker think about Aquafina water?
-The speaker found Aquafina water to be suspicious due to its seamless opening and lack of a 'crispy pop'. They also mentioned a weird taste, giving it a grade of D.
How did the speaker react to Smart Water?
-The speaker initially gave Smart Water a grade of B after tasting it, but later changed their mind and gave it an F, comparing its taste to microplastics and feeling like it lowered their lifespan.
What was the speaker's opinion on Life Water?
-The speaker found Life Water to be perfectly balanced and gave it a grade of A, stating that it was going to turn their life around.
What was the issue with Deer Park water?
-The issue with Deer Park water was that it was associated with a train derailment in Ohio, leading the speaker to believe they were drinking toxic water, and they gave it a grade of S.
How did the speaker describe Hawaiian volcanic water?
-The speaker described Hawaiian volcanic water as coming from a volcano and being unique, but they did not provide a grade due to confusion over the water's origin and quality.
What was the speaker's reaction to Fiji Water?
-The speaker was initially excited about Fiji Water, known as 'Earth's finest water', but after tasting it, they found it to be terrible and gave it an F.
What did the speaker think about Essentia water?
-The speaker described Essentia water as supercharged ionized alkaline water, but they did not find it to be particularly good, giving it a grade of D.
What was the final water brand discussed in the transcript?
-The final water brand discussed was Liquid Death, which the speaker rated as the best water they've had, despite joking about it lowering their lifespan with every gulp.
What was the overall outcome of the water ranking?
-The overall outcome of the water ranking was a tier list based on the speakers' personal preferences and experiences, with varying grades from A to F.
Outlines
💧 Water Tasting Experiment: Ranking Brands
The video begins with the host expressing excitement about ranking over 50 different brands of water to prove that not all water tastes the same. The conversation quickly turns to a debate about the quality of tap water, with varying opinions on whether it's enjoyable or terrible. The host then moves on to taste test Aquafina, commenting on the lack of a crisp opening and questioning the 'perfect taste' claim. The discussion also includes a humorous mention of new merchandise, including socks, before moving on to rate various waters based on taste, packaging, and perceived quality.
🌊 Volcanic Water and Fijian Delights
In this segment, the host and his friends explore the unique offerings of Hawaiian volcanic water and Fiji Water, known for its premium status. The group reacts with a mix of fear, intrigue, and skepticism, especially when discussing the source and cost of the waters. The conversation takes a comedic turn when the host expresses a sudden urge to 'make waste' after drinking Fiji Water. The group also encounters a water bottle with a unique design, leading to a debate about the aesthetics and functionality of water packaging.
🏔️ Alpine Water and the Essence of Essentia
The host and his friends continue their water tasting journey with a focus on Essentia, a water brand that emphasizes ionized alkaline water. The group discusses the concept of ionization and its potential health benefits, but ultimately finds the taste unappealing. The video also includes a playful moment where the host pretends to have no water to taste, highlighting the camaraderie and humor among the group. The segment concludes with a discussion about BodyArmor sports water, which is met with mixed reviews, and a teaser for the next water to be tasted, Liquid Death, which promises to be a memorable experience.
Mindmap
Keywords
💡Water Brands
💡Taste Test
💡Tap Water
💡Electrolytes
💡Microplastics
💡Merchandising
💡Volcanic Water
💡Alkaline Water
💡Product Expiration
💡Purified Water
💡Water Tier List
Highlights
The group decides to rank over 50 different brands of water to prove that not all water tastes the same.
One member strongly dislikes tap water, claiming it's terrible and tastes like chemicals.
Another member defends their tap water, saying it's good because it's natural and from their location.
Aquafina water is criticized for lacking a 'crispy pop' when opened and tasting like microplastics.
Smart Water with electrolytes is tested, with a focus on whether it makes the taster smarter.
Deer Park water is rated poorly after a revelation about its source being contaminated.
A water bottle labeled as 'hydration' is mistaken for a moisturizer due to its scientific lab-like appearance.
Life Water is described as perfectly balanced, but its expiration date raises questions.
Hawaiian volcanic water, also known as wakia, is unique but not well-received.
Fiji Water is highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing to the tasters.
Core Water is discussed, with a focus on its cool bottle design and taste.
Evian water from the French Alps is praised for its natural taste and cool bottle.
Essentia water is described as supercharged ionized alkaline, but its taste is divisive.
Body Armor water is sports-oriented but not well-received by one member.
Geyser water is tasted, with opinions varying on its similarity to normal water.
Liquid Death is the final water tasted, and it receives high praise for its taste.
The group concludes with a water tier list, asserting that their rankings are definitive.
Transcripts
man I'm thirsty luckily I buy over 50
different brands of water and we're
going to rank every single one of them
to prove that not all water tastes the
same can we pee it out and see if it
tastes the same in the pee also stop it
who's giving Allie ideas I'm going to
start with a baseline okay tap water F
if you like tap water you don't like
water you just got terrible water no no
this is f what are you talking about top
water is the best I think you're mutated
muffin depends on the depends on the
location my top water is really good cuz
uh I live in and it just like it's like
a natural you should wait what where
where else do you live can you can you
give more details of where you live it's
disgusting okay muffin honestly it's sa
water is bad no it's not I I taste the
chemicals in my water it like
evaporates you know you you feel like
your tongue's disintegrating it adds a
little spice to it you need a little
flavor not just salt and pepper dude you
need some chemical supposed to be a
little spicy all right everyone scream
what they like tap water of b f f b bro
texi you're weird bro I'm getting I'm
getting an overoll I'm going to put a d
first water bottle Aquafina all right
let's everyone's going to do a taste
test right now I got to say there was no
crispy pop when you opened up the bottle
I thought I thought someone already
opened mine bro because it same open so
seamlessly that is so sus I don't want
to drink this now it says pure water
pure perfect taste it says perfect where
where I don't see perfect taste where do
you see that wait it says right here
subscribe cribe to the channel I wonder
what that's
about why why does it taste like there's
microplastics yeah it tastes weird wait
do you guys also have like little tiny
molecules floating around I see what
you're talking this is weird Aquafina is
weird I'm giving it a d I'm giving a c
it's not that good I'm giv get I'm
giving get a a c low key I think it's a
f tasting most people said c so it's
going to be a c by the way I forgot to
mention new merch what do you think
that's very cool socks but that's
nothing corduroy with a flat brim what
do you think nice but wait you ain't
seen nothing yet impressive very nice
thank
you let's see tux's merch
socks look at that subtle off-white
coloring the tasteful thickness of it oh
my God he even has stickers click the
link in the description and get some
merch today at sock store Smart Water
this one has electrolytes for Taste how
was it smart actually I haven't tasted
it yet so I guys want you to ask me a
math question when I taste it to see if
I get it right 7 + 7 five oh my God he's
a genius it's working has me another one
what what is the distance between the
Earth and the Sun 7900 million 79
million 3,000 it's okay I'm a scientist
I can confirm he's right how many pies
are in a circle 1 B300 million oh my God
he nailed it dude this stuff works it's
making me smarter all right on a count
of three everyone scream out a letter 3
2 1 hey he d
I'm giving it a b all right the no no I
don't want want to drink this bro okay
guys guys look at the back it literally
says salt sodium I think that's
electrolytes salt dehydrates you it's
like you're drinking ocean water oh this
actually tastes worse than tap water I'm
not drinking this bro I'm not drinking
this do you know what electrolytes are
do you know what your mama in my bed is
this doesn't taste like water tastes
like that Ramen broth like so salty bro
no it does not okay not that bad but
like it also tastes like microp
it literally tastes like plastic it does
taste like microplastic I think it just
lowered my lifespan on a count of three
everyone scream a letter 3 2 1 f f Deer
Park 100% natural spring water I
couldn't find it I didn't get that hold
on I got the wrong one the wrong Deer
Park me
show
is wait can can I still drink this why
is a whole ass gold fish no it's precond
conditioner no no no no try it try it
pick a sip I'm drinking it think
smallest s it's better it's honestly
better than the Soni so is it like a sea
no it's like it just tastes like water
does it taste as good as Aquafina no it
has like a weird flavor it it's a d I'll
give it a d yeah I'll give it a d we're
going back to Deer Park I got a I got a
bit of an bi here cuz this is the water
I drink all the time it's natural spring
water every single bottle says that no
no no no deer specifically bathe in this
water isn't it disgusting dis you drink
this every day look what I sent read
that out loud your park facility
received
747 th000 gallons of ha is water from
Ohio's train derailment so I'm drinking
toxic water yeah GG suck socks I'm not
going to lie this is terrible all all
right all right okay we can settle with
an S no okay okay okay at least put it
in B2 fine okay this one's really weird
Alan smooth hydration you even send me
that bro I've been missing the past
three water bottles by the way let me
send you a picture this looks like from
a scientific lab it's like so weird it's
sounded like a moisturizer it looks like
a moisturizer wait what are you going to
drink a moisturizer moisturizer all look
at this okay you guys have to rate it by
its look okay what
is this looks like a scientific
experiment look like Hairspray you
literally have for Breeze can this is
deliciously smooth okay yeah you have an
oxygen tank they're not lying it it it
is smooth it's like a liquid this is
crazy no it's a liquid I just like how
the water bottle looks makes me look
fancy so I'm I'm going to say I'm going
to say B this one's called Life water I
have this one this one's perfectly
balanced this is going to save my life
this is going to turn my life around in
a 180 wait this one expires October 2023
water does not expire you could drink it
what do you mean you could drink it what
do you mean I could drink it drink it
it's just water dude are you scared all
all right chairs Mimi chairs we have the
we have this elegant this looks like
fancy elegant water I feel fancy this
looks like something I would like have
in like a wine seller it tastes it
tastes kind of kind of different like
kind of why you sucking it like that
yeah wait why does it what does does it
have like a slight sweet taste it does
it's it does have like um it's not just
water it's lying like smack your lips
together smack your lips
together you get like that certain taste
you taste that you should make out wait
what I I actually might give this an a
yeah I think this is a it it looks good
it tastes good next water is Hawaiian
volcanic water AKA heck what is that I
wakia do you have wakia no wakia this is
from this is volcano water is it hot is
it boiling why why you get jump scared
it's still hot it's still bubbling from
the lava this is like water from Super
Mario Bros Bowser showered in
this don't ever do that ever again stop
it is the only one that has this no one
else has volcano water no one else went
to a volcano and got this water you send
me like five of these you you only sent
us like 12 I'm I'm giving this an a all
right next one pij p yes pij one was so
good I already drank all of the bottles
you sent me each water cost like $80 oh
I'm so excited I actually never tasted
Fiji Water before I just know it's going
it's Earth's finest water why is it so
tight oh my God wait you're right dude
this is crazy I can't dude it's like
that's the best part this is sealed
let's all drink at the same time all all
right all right cheers okay three 2
one how does this water make me want to
poop it's smooth bro this is horrible
what you guys paid so much money you're
trying to justify this just tastes
terrible it's terrible I agree with o
it's it's dude it's it's so prob
purified that it has nothing in it you
guys got water from over 1,600 M away
you guys even know how far that is
that's a lot this too that's too far too
far what do you mean too far yo this
water makes me want to fart what what am
I hearing what is this review I'm
farting right now I'm drinking this what
all right on count of three we got to
rate it 3 2 1
F this tast as good as the it's horrible
what n you're weird bro so I got I got
to put in an S because you guys all put
it in next water core water oh this this
bottle looks sick yeah this bottle looks
cool what a I don't have this what you
sent me nothing what are you talking
about what list did you get I got your
list the same exact list you got I don't
have I'm sorry I can't hear you because
this bottle cap is huge what I just it's
like like a whole why does his look like
that that's not what mine looks like
yeah why is yours so small mine's like
so y yours is so small and Tiny talk
mine's perfectly
average what am I listening to what is
that noise that sorry there's
construction going on to by house side
are we drinking it are we drinking it
yeah we're drinking it yeah we're
drinking it leave it alone it's not as
good as smart water smart water is my
top baby so like ala all right on the
count of three we all say three 2 one 0%
I give it a b give it an F but you
didn't even have it yeah exactly it's
trash okay he's just mad that he didn't
get to see that cool bottle overall AC C
next one Evan guys this comes from Snow
from the French Alps oh that is so good
all natural stuff is way better than all
this purified garbage this tastes bad wo
that bottle's so cool I didn't even
notice what no yeah mine has the
mountains on it yeah but when you open
it it turns into a bro that's so cool
bro what wait what always drank too much
water he's kind of he's getting drunk
off of water he the type of kid to drink
grape juice and thinks he's getting
drunk Al have a problem with
no problem with me Al anyways look how
cool this is oh wait that was already
there those are those tissues in the
background out I had I had Wing stopped
I had Wing stopped I SP the wrench oh he
spiled the wrench what is wrench a code
name for something we know what that
mean right on a count of three 2
1 I give it a a f that mean it balances
out to an a next one asentia is Essentia
that you sub subcribe to the
channel this is a good size it's
supercharged ionized alkaline water yeah
what's ionized it's like a strong
independent water it's a feminist
everyone drink it that's not good that
tastes like okay I kind of like that I
like oh no this is gas this is gas this
is gas I feel like it would taste better
if it was cold you're the one in control
of that not thumb well why didn't I get
a delivered cold you know put it in put
an f f you don't have the water do you I
do I have it right now this is the only
water that I have that you gave to I'm
dying over here of thirst I've been like
just waiting here pretending like I have
bottles in my hands to be part of this
conversation I have nothing you gave me
nothing anyways this tastes like what
what you when you have saliva in your
mouth for a long time and then you
swallow it this is what it tastes like
honestly that's true now that you said
that I'm giving it a d okay on the count
of three 2 1
s who said s me you're a tripping bro
why youing tastes so good bro stop meat
riding bro holy bro I'm about to put
this up me right now what it tastes like
spit hey hey maybe spit ain't so bad you
swallow all right next one I got to pee
wait save it that's for the tier list
okay next one body armor body armor
water what there's body armor water
sports water it's made for athletes
that's huge wait does no one else have
body armor sucks this was not on the
list okay this is this is the first one
that's like flavored though it has like
like something you know like uh what
athletes like I I'm going to put this on
a non-category cuz it does not C like it
it's like it's not water anymore can we
try the the crystal Geyer Crystal it's
geyser it's geyser I'm pretty sure it's
Geyer but I I like how fat this is in my
hand excuse me what he's double gripping
it hold on I'm going to taste
this hey that's not bad how how does it
taste like it just tastes like water I
don't know how to describe
it bro Mimi shut up you stuck in that
thing down are you guys eating the paper
too you eating eating the
bottle oh my God is it okay if I drop by
your house later today you're going to
drop by my house and actually give me
water you have water no this is this is
all I have all right what do you guys
write the water you just drank honestly
it tastes mid it tastes mid I it's like
a sea is it's like the most normal water
I've ever had I got to pee again how all
right we're doing the final one okay
we're doing liquid death why would they
why would they call water death H yeah
is it trying to kill us yeah why don't
you pop the side of it and chug it like
a beer can oh can you do it
muffin
holy why did it actually squir up like a
beard oh my
God God how was the experience muffin
how would you rate that that was the
best water I've had that's the best
water I've had dude this is an A A as TI
it's it's it's lowering my lifespan with
every
gulp I said by every gulp that's our
water tier list if you disagree you're
wrong if you guys enjoyed then buy our
merch at sock that store before it's all
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