water tier list

SocksStudios
23 Mar 202413:09

Summary

TLDRIn this entertaining and quirky video, the group embarks on a unique challenge to taste test and rank over 50 different brands of bottled water. They explore a variety of waters, from tap to volcanic, and even discuss the merits of electrolyte-infused and ionized options. With humorous commentary and candid reactions, the video is a lighthearted exploration of the subtle differences in taste among various water sources, ultimately leading to a tier list that settles disputes on the best and worst waters.

Takeaways

  • 💧 The group is ranking over 50 different brands of water to prove that not all water tastes the same.
  • 🏠 Tap water is considered the baseline and is rated poorly by the participants.
  • 🌍 Opinions on tap water quality vary depending on location, with some finding it good and others bad.
  • 💦 Aquafina is criticized for lacking a 'crispy pop' upon opening and is rated a 'D' for taste.
  • 🧪 Smart Water, with electrolytes, is tested with math questions to see if it enhances intelligence, resulting in a 'B' rating.
  • 🥤 The group discusses the presence of chemicals and microplastics in water, affecting their taste ratings.
  • 🎁 New merchandise is introduced, including socks with unique designs.
  • 🌳 Deer Park water is initially rated a 'D' due to a mix-up with another product.
  • 🌊 Hawaiian volcanic water, despite its unique origin, is rated poorly due to its taste and high price.
  • 🏔️ Water from the French Alps is well-received, with its cool bottle design and natural taste.
  • 🏋️ Body Armor water, marketed for athletes, is introduced unexpectedly and is not part of the original list.

Q & A

  • What was the purpose of the discussion in the transcript?

    -The purpose of the discussion was to rank different brands of water based on taste and other factors, to prove that not all water tastes the same.

  • What was the speaker's initial reaction to tap water?

    -The speaker gave tap water a grade of F, indicating a strong dislike and suggesting that those who enjoy tap water do not actually like water.

  • What did the speaker think about Aquafina water?

    -The speaker found Aquafina water to be suspicious due to its seamless opening and lack of a 'crispy pop'. They also mentioned a weird taste, giving it a grade of D.

  • How did the speaker react to Smart Water?

    -The speaker initially gave Smart Water a grade of B after tasting it, but later changed their mind and gave it an F, comparing its taste to microplastics and feeling like it lowered their lifespan.

  • What was the speaker's opinion on Life Water?

    -The speaker found Life Water to be perfectly balanced and gave it a grade of A, stating that it was going to turn their life around.

  • What was the issue with Deer Park water?

    -The issue with Deer Park water was that it was associated with a train derailment in Ohio, leading the speaker to believe they were drinking toxic water, and they gave it a grade of S.

  • How did the speaker describe Hawaiian volcanic water?

    -The speaker described Hawaiian volcanic water as coming from a volcano and being unique, but they did not provide a grade due to confusion over the water's origin and quality.

  • What was the speaker's reaction to Fiji Water?

    -The speaker was initially excited about Fiji Water, known as 'Earth's finest water', but after tasting it, they found it to be terrible and gave it an F.

  • What did the speaker think about Essentia water?

    -The speaker described Essentia water as supercharged ionized alkaline water, but they did not find it to be particularly good, giving it a grade of D.

  • What was the final water brand discussed in the transcript?

    -The final water brand discussed was Liquid Death, which the speaker rated as the best water they've had, despite joking about it lowering their lifespan with every gulp.

  • What was the overall outcome of the water ranking?

    -The overall outcome of the water ranking was a tier list based on the speakers' personal preferences and experiences, with varying grades from A to F.

Outlines

00:00

💧 Water Tasting Experiment: Ranking Brands

The video begins with the host expressing excitement about ranking over 50 different brands of water to prove that not all water tastes the same. The conversation quickly turns to a debate about the quality of tap water, with varying opinions on whether it's enjoyable or terrible. The host then moves on to taste test Aquafina, commenting on the lack of a crisp opening and questioning the 'perfect taste' claim. The discussion also includes a humorous mention of new merchandise, including socks, before moving on to rate various waters based on taste, packaging, and perceived quality.

05:01

🌊 Volcanic Water and Fijian Delights

In this segment, the host and his friends explore the unique offerings of Hawaiian volcanic water and Fiji Water, known for its premium status. The group reacts with a mix of fear, intrigue, and skepticism, especially when discussing the source and cost of the waters. The conversation takes a comedic turn when the host expresses a sudden urge to 'make waste' after drinking Fiji Water. The group also encounters a water bottle with a unique design, leading to a debate about the aesthetics and functionality of water packaging.

10:01

🏔️ Alpine Water and the Essence of Essentia

The host and his friends continue their water tasting journey with a focus on Essentia, a water brand that emphasizes ionized alkaline water. The group discusses the concept of ionization and its potential health benefits, but ultimately finds the taste unappealing. The video also includes a playful moment where the host pretends to have no water to taste, highlighting the camaraderie and humor among the group. The segment concludes with a discussion about BodyArmor sports water, which is met with mixed reviews, and a teaser for the next water to be tasted, Liquid Death, which promises to be a memorable experience.

Mindmap

Keywords

💡Water Brands

The term 'Water Brands' refers to the various commercial names under which bottled water is marketed and sold. In the video, the participants are ranking over 50 different brands of water to determine their taste preferences, highlighting the diversity and competition among water brands in the market.

💡Taste Test

A 'Taste Test' is a sensory evaluation where participants sample different products to assess their flavor and overall palatability. In the context of the video, the taste test is used to rank water brands based on their taste, despite the common belief that all water tastes the same.

💡Tap Water

Tap Water refers to the water that comes from the local water supply and is accessible from the faucet. In the video, tap water is used as a baseline for comparison against bottled water brands, with one participant strongly preferring their tap water due to its natural quality, while another participant dislikes it, associating it with poor taste and chemical aftertaste.

💡Electrolytes

Electrolytes are minerals that carry an electric charge and are essential for various bodily functions, including hydration. In the video, one water brand is described as having electrolytes, which is intended to make it more appealing for hydration purposes. However, one participant expresses concern that the presence of electrolytes, specifically salt, might lead to dehydration.

💡Microplastics

Microplastics are tiny plastic particles that can be found in various products and environments, including water. In the video, one participant expresses a concern that their water might contain microplastics, which is a broader environmental issue related to plastic pollution.

💡Merchandising

Merchandising refers to the promotion and sale of branded goods, often related to a particular media franchise or personality. In the video, the participants mention 'new merch' and discuss the features of the merchandise, such as socks and stickers, indicating a marketing strategy to promote their brand beyond the video content.

💡Volcanic Water

Volcanic Water refers to water that originates from volcanic regions and is often characterized by unique mineral compositions. In the video, one of the water brands is described as 'Hawaiian volcanic water,' which is considered exotic and unique, setting it apart from regular bottled water.

💡Alkaline Water

Alkaline Water is water with a pH level higher than 7, which means it is less acidic and has a higher concentration of hydroxide ions. It is often marketed as being healthier for the body due to its potential to neutralize acids in the body. In the video, one of the water brands is described as 'supercharged ionized alkaline water,' suggesting it has been processed to achieve these properties.

💡Product Expiration

Product Expiration refers to the date by which a product is no longer considered safe or optimal for consumption. In the video, one participant is surprised to find an expiration date on a bottle of water, leading to a discussion about the concept of water expiring.

💡Purified Water

Purified Water is water that has been treated to remove impurities and contaminants, typically through processes like distillation, reverse osmosis, or filtration. In the video, one participant expresses a dislike for purified water, suggesting it tastes 'terrible' and lacks the desirable qualities of natural spring water.

💡Water Tier List

A 'Water Tier List' is a ranking system used to categorize and order items within a specific context, in this case, different brands of water based on their taste and quality. The video's participants create their own water tier list as part of their taste test, assigning grades from F to A to each water brand.

Highlights

The group decides to rank over 50 different brands of water to prove that not all water tastes the same.

One member strongly dislikes tap water, claiming it's terrible and tastes like chemicals.

Another member defends their tap water, saying it's good because it's natural and from their location.

Aquafina water is criticized for lacking a 'crispy pop' when opened and tasting like microplastics.

Smart Water with electrolytes is tested, with a focus on whether it makes the taster smarter.

Deer Park water is rated poorly after a revelation about its source being contaminated.

A water bottle labeled as 'hydration' is mistaken for a moisturizer due to its scientific lab-like appearance.

Life Water is described as perfectly balanced, but its expiration date raises questions.

Hawaiian volcanic water, also known as wakia, is unique but not well-received.

Fiji Water is highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing to the tasters.

Core Water is discussed, with a focus on its cool bottle design and taste.

Evian water from the French Alps is praised for its natural taste and cool bottle.

Essentia water is described as supercharged ionized alkaline, but its taste is divisive.

Body Armor water is sports-oriented but not well-received by one member.

Geyser water is tasted, with opinions varying on its similarity to normal water.

Liquid Death is the final water tasted, and it receives high praise for its taste.

The group concludes with a water tier list, asserting that their rankings are definitive.

Transcripts

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man I'm thirsty luckily I buy over 50

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different brands of water and we're

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going to rank every single one of them

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to prove that not all water tastes the

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same can we pee it out and see if it

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tastes the same in the pee also stop it

00:12

who's giving Allie ideas I'm going to

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start with a baseline okay tap water F

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if you like tap water you don't like

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water you just got terrible water no no

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this is f what are you talking about top

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water is the best I think you're mutated

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muffin depends on the depends on the

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location my top water is really good cuz

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uh I live in and it just like it's like

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a natural you should wait what where

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where else do you live can you can you

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give more details of where you live it's

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disgusting okay muffin honestly it's sa

00:40

water is bad no it's not I I taste the

00:43

chemicals in my water it like

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evaporates you know you you feel like

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your tongue's disintegrating it adds a

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little spice to it you need a little

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flavor not just salt and pepper dude you

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need some chemical supposed to be a

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little spicy all right everyone scream

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what they like tap water of b f f b bro

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texi you're weird bro I'm getting I'm

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getting an overoll I'm going to put a d

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first water bottle Aquafina all right

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let's everyone's going to do a taste

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test right now I got to say there was no

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crispy pop when you opened up the bottle

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I thought I thought someone already

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opened mine bro because it same open so

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seamlessly that is so sus I don't want

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to drink this now it says pure water

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pure perfect taste it says perfect where

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where I don't see perfect taste where do

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you see that wait it says right here

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subscribe cribe to the channel I wonder

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what that's

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about why why does it taste like there's

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microplastics yeah it tastes weird wait

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do you guys also have like little tiny

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molecules floating around I see what

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you're talking this is weird Aquafina is

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weird I'm giving it a d I'm giving a c

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it's not that good I'm giv get I'm

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giving get a a c low key I think it's a

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f tasting most people said c so it's

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going to be a c by the way I forgot to

01:58

mention new merch what do you think

02:00

that's very cool socks but that's

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nothing corduroy with a flat brim what

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do you think nice but wait you ain't

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seen nothing yet impressive very nice

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thank

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you let's see tux's merch

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socks look at that subtle off-white

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coloring the tasteful thickness of it oh

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my God he even has stickers click the

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link in the description and get some

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merch today at sock store Smart Water

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this one has electrolytes for Taste how

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was it smart actually I haven't tasted

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it yet so I guys want you to ask me a

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math question when I taste it to see if

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I get it right 7 + 7 five oh my God he's

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a genius it's working has me another one

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what what is the distance between the

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Earth and the Sun 7900 million 79

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million 3,000 it's okay I'm a scientist

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I can confirm he's right how many pies

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are in a circle 1 B300 million oh my God

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he nailed it dude this stuff works it's

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making me smarter all right on a count

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of three everyone scream out a letter 3

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2 1 hey he d

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I'm giving it a b all right the no no I

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don't want want to drink this bro okay

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guys guys look at the back it literally

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says salt sodium I think that's

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electrolytes salt dehydrates you it's

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like you're drinking ocean water oh this

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actually tastes worse than tap water I'm

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not drinking this bro I'm not drinking

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this do you know what electrolytes are

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do you know what your mama in my bed is

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this doesn't taste like water tastes

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like that Ramen broth like so salty bro

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no it does not okay not that bad but

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like it also tastes like microp

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it literally tastes like plastic it does

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taste like microplastic I think it just

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lowered my lifespan on a count of three

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everyone scream a letter 3 2 1 f f Deer

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Park 100% natural spring water I

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couldn't find it I didn't get that hold

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on I got the wrong one the wrong Deer

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Park me

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show

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is wait can can I still drink this why

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is a whole ass gold fish no it's precond

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conditioner no no no no try it try it

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pick a sip I'm drinking it think

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smallest s it's better it's honestly

04:02

better than the Soni so is it like a sea

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no it's like it just tastes like water

04:06

does it taste as good as Aquafina no it

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has like a weird flavor it it's a d I'll

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give it a d yeah I'll give it a d we're

04:11

going back to Deer Park I got a I got a

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bit of an bi here cuz this is the water

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I drink all the time it's natural spring

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water every single bottle says that no

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no no no deer specifically bathe in this

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water isn't it disgusting dis you drink

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this every day look what I sent read

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that out loud your park facility

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received

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747 th000 gallons of ha is water from

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Ohio's train derailment so I'm drinking

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toxic water yeah GG suck socks I'm not

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going to lie this is terrible all all

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right all right okay we can settle with

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an S no okay okay okay at least put it

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in B2 fine okay this one's really weird

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Alan smooth hydration you even send me

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that bro I've been missing the past

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three water bottles by the way let me

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send you a picture this looks like from

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a scientific lab it's like so weird it's

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sounded like a moisturizer it looks like

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a moisturizer wait what are you going to

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drink a moisturizer moisturizer all look

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at this okay you guys have to rate it by

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its look okay what

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is this looks like a scientific

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experiment look like Hairspray you

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literally have for Breeze can this is

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deliciously smooth okay yeah you have an

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oxygen tank they're not lying it it it

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is smooth it's like a liquid this is

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crazy no it's a liquid I just like how

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the water bottle looks makes me look

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fancy so I'm I'm going to say I'm going

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to say B this one's called Life water I

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have this one this one's perfectly

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balanced this is going to save my life

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this is going to turn my life around in

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a 180 wait this one expires October 2023

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water does not expire you could drink it

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what do you mean you could drink it what

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do you mean I could drink it drink it

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it's just water dude are you scared all

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all right chairs Mimi chairs we have the

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we have this elegant this looks like

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fancy elegant water I feel fancy this

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looks like something I would like have

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in like a wine seller it tastes it

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tastes kind of kind of different like

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kind of why you sucking it like that

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yeah wait why does it what does does it

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have like a slight sweet taste it does

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it's it does have like um it's not just

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water it's lying like smack your lips

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together smack your lips

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together you get like that certain taste

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you taste that you should make out wait

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what I I actually might give this an a

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yeah I think this is a it it looks good

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it tastes good next water is Hawaiian

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volcanic water AKA heck what is that I

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wakia do you have wakia no wakia this is

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from this is volcano water is it hot is

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it boiling why why you get jump scared

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it's still hot it's still bubbling from

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the lava this is like water from Super

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Mario Bros Bowser showered in

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this don't ever do that ever again stop

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it is the only one that has this no one

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else has volcano water no one else went

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to a volcano and got this water you send

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me like five of these you you only sent

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us like 12 I'm I'm giving this an a all

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right next one pij p yes pij one was so

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good I already drank all of the bottles

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you sent me each water cost like $80 oh

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I'm so excited I actually never tasted

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Fiji Water before I just know it's going

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it's Earth's finest water why is it so

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tight oh my God wait you're right dude

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this is crazy I can't dude it's like

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that's the best part this is sealed

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let's all drink at the same time all all

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right all right cheers okay three 2

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one how does this water make me want to

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poop it's smooth bro this is horrible

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what you guys paid so much money you're

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trying to justify this just tastes

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terrible it's terrible I agree with o

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it's it's dude it's it's so prob

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purified that it has nothing in it you

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guys got water from over 1,600 M away

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you guys even know how far that is

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that's a lot this too that's too far too

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far what do you mean too far yo this

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water makes me want to fart what what am

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I hearing what is this review I'm

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farting right now I'm drinking this what

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all right on count of three we got to

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rate it 3 2 1

08:00

F this tast as good as the it's horrible

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what n you're weird bro so I got I got

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to put in an S because you guys all put

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it in next water core water oh this this

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bottle looks sick yeah this bottle looks

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cool what a I don't have this what you

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sent me nothing what are you talking

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about what list did you get I got your

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list the same exact list you got I don't

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have I'm sorry I can't hear you because

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this bottle cap is huge what I just it's

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like like a whole why does his look like

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that that's not what mine looks like

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yeah why is yours so small mine's like

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so y yours is so small and Tiny talk

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mine's perfectly

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average what am I listening to what is

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that noise that sorry there's

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construction going on to by house side

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are we drinking it are we drinking it

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yeah we're drinking it yeah we're

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drinking it leave it alone it's not as

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good as smart water smart water is my

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top baby so like ala all right on the

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count of three we all say three 2 one 0%

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I give it a b give it an F but you

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didn't even have it yeah exactly it's

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trash okay he's just mad that he didn't

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get to see that cool bottle overall AC C

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next one Evan guys this comes from Snow

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from the French Alps oh that is so good

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all natural stuff is way better than all

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this purified garbage this tastes bad wo

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that bottle's so cool I didn't even

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notice what no yeah mine has the

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mountains on it yeah but when you open

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it it turns into a bro that's so cool

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bro what wait what always drank too much

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water he's kind of he's getting drunk

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off of water he the type of kid to drink

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grape juice and thinks he's getting

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drunk Al have a problem with

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no problem with me Al anyways look how

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cool this is oh wait that was already

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there those are those tissues in the

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background out I had I had Wing stopped

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I had Wing stopped I SP the wrench oh he

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spiled the wrench what is wrench a code

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name for something we know what that

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mean right on a count of three 2

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1 I give it a a f that mean it balances

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out to an a next one asentia is Essentia

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that you sub subcribe to the

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channel this is a good size it's

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supercharged ionized alkaline water yeah

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what's ionized it's like a strong

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independent water it's a feminist

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everyone drink it that's not good that

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tastes like okay I kind of like that I

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like oh no this is gas this is gas this

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is gas I feel like it would taste better

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if it was cold you're the one in control

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of that not thumb well why didn't I get

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a delivered cold you know put it in put

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an f f you don't have the water do you I

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do I have it right now this is the only

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water that I have that you gave to I'm

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dying over here of thirst I've been like

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just waiting here pretending like I have

10:34

bottles in my hands to be part of this

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conversation I have nothing you gave me

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nothing anyways this tastes like what

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what you when you have saliva in your

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mouth for a long time and then you

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swallow it this is what it tastes like

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honestly that's true now that you said

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that I'm giving it a d okay on the count

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of three 2 1

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s who said s me you're a tripping bro

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why youing tastes so good bro stop meat

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riding bro holy bro I'm about to put

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this up me right now what it tastes like

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spit hey hey maybe spit ain't so bad you

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swallow all right next one I got to pee

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wait save it that's for the tier list

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okay next one body armor body armor

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water what there's body armor water

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sports water it's made for athletes

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that's huge wait does no one else have

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body armor sucks this was not on the

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list okay this is this is the first one

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that's like flavored though it has like

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like something you know like uh what

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athletes like I I'm going to put this on

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a non-category cuz it does not C like it

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it's like it's not water anymore can we

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try the the crystal Geyer Crystal it's

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geyser it's geyser I'm pretty sure it's

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Geyer but I I like how fat this is in my

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hand excuse me what he's double gripping

11:46

it hold on I'm going to taste

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this hey that's not bad how how does it

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taste like it just tastes like water I

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don't know how to describe

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it bro Mimi shut up you stuck in that

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thing down are you guys eating the paper

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too you eating eating the

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bottle oh my God is it okay if I drop by

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your house later today you're going to

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drop by my house and actually give me

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water you have water no this is this is

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all I have all right what do you guys

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write the water you just drank honestly

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it tastes mid it tastes mid I it's like

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a sea is it's like the most normal water

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I've ever had I got to pee again how all

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right we're doing the final one okay

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we're doing liquid death why would they

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why would they call water death H yeah

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is it trying to kill us yeah why don't

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you pop the side of it and chug it like

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a beer can oh can you do it

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muffin

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holy why did it actually squir up like a

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beard oh my

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God God how was the experience muffin

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how would you rate that that was the

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best water I've had that's the best

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water I've had dude this is an A A as TI

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it's it's it's lowering my lifespan with

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every

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gulp I said by every gulp that's our

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water tier list if you disagree you're

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wrong if you guys enjoyed then buy our

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merch at sock that store before it's all

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gone

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