I Tried To Find The Worst VR Game

Ted Nivison
26 May 202436:11

Summary

TLDRIn this entertaining script, the speaker dives into the world of virtual reality (VR) gaming, exploring a variety of poorly-rated titles available on Steam. They begin with 'Chef U', a cooking simulator that's as frustrating as it is immersive, followed by 'Hobo Living VR', which offers a bizarre simulation of life as a homeless person. The speaker also attempts several hunting simulators, only to find them lacking in both challenge and variety. They encounter technical issues with 'Evil Superhero VR Simulator' and 'VR Prison Escape', and interact with a suspicious chatbot in 'English Teaching Assistant VR'. The script concludes with a humorous look at 'Love Quest VR Los Angeles', a dating simulator with cringe-worthy dialogue options. Throughout, the speaker's experiences highlight the humorous and sometimes absurd side of low-rated VR games.

Takeaways

  • 🎮 The video features a playthrough of various poorly-rated VR games found on Steam, aiming to find the 'worst' VR experiences.
  • 👕 The video starts with a mention of new merchandise, including shirts and sweatshirts with a 'love you to death' theme, available for a limited time.
  • 🍳 'Chef U' is a cooking simulator VR game that allows players to smash plates, learn recipes, and interact with customers, despite mostly negative reviews.
  • 🧙‍♂️ The player encounters a character named Jerry in 'Chef U' who persistently heckles, adding a unique but annoying challenge to the gameplay.
  • 🛍️ In 'Hobo Living VR', the player's objective is to survive as a hobo by managing stats like hunger and thirst, with gameplay mechanics that include stealing and odd jobs.
  • 🐻 The player experiences various issues in VR hunting games, such as animals that don't react realistically to being shot and a lack of variety beyond goats.
  • 🦸‍♂️ 'Evil Superhero VR Simulator' is criticized for its lack of functionality with certain VR headsets, leaving the player with limited superpowers and an empty city.
  • 🕵️‍♂️ 'VR Prison Escape' involves a lot of lockpicking and fighting, with a peculiar control scheme that pastes hands onto the player's headset.
  • 🤖 'English Teaching Assistant VR' features an AI named Mixie with a suspicious backstory and a tendency to make privacy-invading comments, detracting from its educational purpose.
  • 💃 The game 'Love Quest VR Los Angeles' uses a 'Choose Your Own Adventure' format to simulate dating scenarios, with some characters revealing unusual interests.

Q & A

  • What is the theme of the video?

    -The video is about exploring and playing various low-rated VR games to find out how they work and what makes them bad.

  • What type of merchandise is mentioned in the video?

    -The merchandise mentioned includes shirts, crew necks, and sweatshirts with the phrase 'love you to death' on them.

  • What was the purpose of the video made almost 4 years ago on the second channel?

    -The purpose was to find the worst VR games, and the video creator played a variety of VR games with mixed results.

  • What is the first VR game featured in the video?

    -The first VR game featured is 'Chef U', a chef simulator game found by scrolling to the bottom of Steam's VR section.

  • What is unique about the gameplay of Chef U?

    -Chef U allows players to smash plates, learn recipes, bother customers, or make their own recipes in a virtual reality kitchen setting.

  • What issue did the player encounter with the character Jerry in Chef U?

    -The player encountered an issue where Jerry, the front of house manager, would heckle the player whenever they turned away from him.

  • What is the objective of the game Chef U?

    -The objective is to create the given recipe, season the steak, and place it on the dumb waiter to serve customers, then receive a rating out of five stars.

  • What is the second category of VR games discussed in the video?

    -The second category discussed is hunting simulator games, which are designed to provide a virtual hunting experience.

  • What were some of the issues found in the hunting simulator games?

    -Issues included a lack of variety in animals, animals not reacting realistically to being shot, and technical problems such as getting stuck on the roof.

  • What is the final category of VR games mentioned in the script?

    -The final category mentioned is educational games, which aim to provide knowledge through the medium of VR.

  • What was the issue with the game 'English teaching assistant VR'?

    -The issue was that the chatbot character, Mixie, did not provide useful information for learning English and had a suspicious demeanor.

  • What is the game 'Love Quest VR Los Angeles' about?

    -It is a Choose Your Own Adventure-style game designed to teach players how to effectively date women in a virtual setting.

  • What was the outcome of playing 'Love Quest VR Los Angeles'?

    -The player managed to make all the correct choices and ended up 'winning' by getting a girl to be his girlfriend in the game.

Outlines

00:00

🎮 VR Game Exploration: Chef U and Hobo Living VR

The script starts with the host introducing new merchandise and reflecting on a past video about the worst VR games. The first game explored in this session is 'Chef U', a chef simulator found buried in Steam's VR section. Despite its immersive description, the game has mostly negative reviews. The host experiences issues with the game, including a heckling character named Jerry and difficulty in following recipes. The second game, 'Hobo Living VR', is a survival simulation with a dubious reputation and negative reviews. The host's experience includes odd interactions with citizens, a focus on stats for survival, and strange occurrences like random theft and an orange haze after 'vaping'. Both games are characterized by their poor quality and humorously frustrating gameplay.

05:02

🛍️ A Tour of Low-Rated VR Games: From Cooking to Dating

The video script continues with the host discussing their process of finding low-rated VR games on Steam, focusing on those with negative reviews or controversial themes. Titles such as 'VR Plane Crash', 'Perv Simulator VR', and 'Invisible Man VR' are mentioned, with the host expressing concern or disbelief at their content. The script also covers 'Hindenburg VR' and 'Hobo Living VR', with the latter featuring a strange encounter with a penguin and various survival challenges. The host's commentary highlights the absurdity and poor quality of these games, providing a humorous critique of the VR gaming landscape.

10:03

🏹 A Hunter's Frustrations: Exploring VR Hunting Games

In this section, the host delves into the world of VR hunting games, expressing skepticism about the descriptions and reviews of games like 'Hunting Simulator VR', 'Mad Hunting Simulator VR', and 'Project VR Wild Hunt'. The host's experience with these games is filled with frustration, from the lack of animal variety to the unrealistic gameplay mechanics. They encounter issues such as animals showing no fear, lack of interaction with the environment, and technical glitches that hinder the hunting experience. The host also humorously recounts their encounter with an unresponsive bear and the absurdity of shooting it multiple times with no effect.

15:03

🦸‍♂️ Super villain VR Simulator: A Missed Mark

The host attempts to play an 'evil superhero VR simulator' but is unable to utilize most of the game's features due to not having the correct VR headset. Despite this, they find some enjoyment in the laser vision function, which allows them to cause chaos in the game's city. However, the game is criticized for its lack of interaction with NPCs, who seem oblivious to the player's presence and actions. The host also humorously notes the game's unrealistic portrayal of superpowers and the emptiness of the game world.

20:05

🔓 The Trials of Prison Escape in VR

The host enters the world of 'VR Prison Escape', a game that simulates the process of breaking out of prison. They face immediate challenges with the game's controls and mechanics, including an awkward no-clip glitch and a disorienting control scheme that pastes hands onto the player's headset. The gameplay primarily revolves around defeating other prisoners and lockpicking, with a surprising absence of guards. The host grows frustrated with the repetitive nature of the game and the lack of variety in objectives, eventually giving up on finding the exit.

25:08

🤖 Bizarre Chat with an English Teaching Assistant in VR

In this segment, the host interacts with 'English Teaching Assistant VR', a chatbot designed to improve English skills. The chatbot, named Mixie, is located in a virtual loft apartment and engages in a conversation with the host. The host finds the experience strange and unsettling, as Mixie makes suspicious comments about her creator, Justin, and their conversations. The chatbot's attempts at humor and poetry are off-putting, and the host grows increasingly uncomfortable with the chatbot's behavior, leading to a hasty exit.

30:09

💔 A Chaotic Journey Through VR Dating Games

The host tries out a VR dating game called 'Love Quest VR Los Angeles', which features a quirky introduction and guides named Mr. Impo and Mr. Cupido. The game is structured as a 'Choose Your Own Adventure' experience, where the player must select dialogue options to progress. The host interacts with various characters, including Mia, Jessica, Britney, and Ashley, each with their own set of questions and appropriate responses. The game's dialogue is often awkward and sometimes requires the player to lie or make absurd statements. Despite the odd nature of the game, the host manages to secure a second date with Ashley and humorously declares victory in the dating simulation.

Mindmap

Keywords

💡VR games

VR games refer to video games that are experienced within a virtual reality environment, typically requiring special headsets to immerse the player in the game world. In the video, the main theme revolves around exploring and playing various VR games, especially those with poor reviews, to find the 'worst' or most entertainingly bad experiences.

💡Chef U

Chef U is a VR simulation game mentioned in the script where players can simulate the role of a chef. The game is described as immersive and engrossing, allowing players to perform various kitchen tasks. However, the player's experience in the script indicates that the game might have some issues, such as a character named Jerry who heckles the player.

💡Hobo living VR

Hobo living VR is a simulation game that the script describes as a 'hobo simulation experience'. The objective of the game is to survive by managing various stats and acquiring resources. The script highlights the game's dubious nature and the player's struggle to make money and survive, including humorous encounters with citizens and unexpected issues like accidentally stealing.

💡Hunting simulator

A hunting simulator is a type of VR game that attempts to recreate the experience of hunting wildlife. The script discusses several poorly rated hunting simulators, noting issues such as a lack of diverse animals, unrealistic interactions, and game-breaking bugs. The player's experience in these games is used to critique their quality and entertainment value.

💡Supervillain

In the context of the script, the term 'supervillain' is used humorously to describe the setting of the lounge area in Chef U, which is so extravagant that it seems more fitting for a supervillain's lair than a restaurant. This highlights the game's unrealistic or over-the-top design choices.

💡Steam's VR section

Steam's VR section refers to the part of the Steam platform where VR games are categorized and can be browsed. The script mentions the player's strategy of scrolling to the bottom of this section to find lesser-known or poorly rated games to try out, which is a key part of the video's exploration of 'bad' VR games.

💡Perv simulator VR

Perv simulator VR is mentioned in the script as an example of a game with a concerning title and premise. It is cited as a game that the player decides not to play due to its inappropriate nature, illustrating the variety of VR games available and the player's selective approach to finding entertainingly bad games.

💡Invisible Man VR

Invisible Man VR is another game title mentioned in the script, which raises concerns due to its implications. The game is used as an example of the strange and potentially problematic concepts that can be found in the world of VR gaming, contributing to the video's theme of exploring the depths of VR game quality.

💡English teaching assistant VR

English teaching assistant VR is an educational VR game featured in the script that aims to improve English skills through interaction with an AI chatbot. The player's experience with the game is mixed, with the chatbot exhibiting odd behavior and raising questions about the effectiveness of the game as an educational tool.

💡Love Quest VR Los Angeles

Love Quest VR Los Angeles is a VR game that the script describes as a 'choose your own adventure' style dating simulator. The game is meant to guide players on how to effectively date women, but the script highlights the game's awkward and sometimes inappropriate dialogue options, adding to the video's theme of examining poorly executed VR games.

Highlights

Introduction of new merchandise featuring 'love you to death' designs.

Return to the world of VR gaming to find the worst VR games.

First game played, Chef U, found by scrolling through Steam's VR section.

Chef U allows players to smash plates, learn recipes, and interact with customers.

Mixed reviews for Chef U, with some users finding it immersive and others negative.

Challenges faced while playing Chef U, including heckling from an NPC named Jerry.

Difficulties in preparing dishes and ignoring distractions in Chef U.

Experimenting with bothering customers in Chef U, with limited success.

Transition to playing Hobo Living VR, a hobo simulation experience.

Hobo Living VR features survival elements and interactions with aggressive NPCs.

Issues with job tasks and strange behaviors in Hobo Living VR.

Hunting simulator games with low ratings and questionable features.

Encountering unrealistic animal behavior in hunting VR games.

Unexpected game mechanics and glitches in Wilderness Game Stalker VR North America.

Introduction to Simulator games in VR and their immersive experiences.

Playing Evil Superhero VR Simulator with limited superpowers.

VR Prison Escape's focus on lockpicking and lack of guards.

English Teaching Assistant VR's suspicious chatbot and privacy concerns.

Love Quest VR Los Angeles offers a Choose Your Own Adventure dating experience.

Navigating conversation choices and discovering the concept of a 'Disney adult'.

Learning from bad VR games and the overall experience.

Transcripts

00:00

there's new merch baby we got shirt we

00:02

got a crew neck we got a sweatshirt they

00:03

say love you to death on them and I

00:05

think they look pretty good available

00:06

for a limited time at ted. store get

00:08

some if you want it so almost 4 years

00:10

ago I made a video on my second Channel

00:12

where I tried to find the worst VR games

00:14

and it went as well as you could exp do

00:16

you need something what what what do you

00:18

want what the crap what the I played a

00:21

variety of VR games in that video some

00:22

that worked and some that were

00:24

practically impossible to even see where

00:26

I was going but I think that the perfect

00:28

terrible VR game might still be out

00:30

there hidden in the Mist waiting for me

00:32

to discover it so today I am returning

00:34

to the world of VR to see what sort of

00:36

slop they've been working on the first

00:38

game that we're going to be playing is

00:39

Chef youu this is apparently a chef

00:41

Simulator game and the way I found this

00:42

game is similar to 4 four years ago

00:44

where I scrolled all the way to the

00:45

bottom of steam's VR section and I

00:47

slowly scrolled back up until something

00:49

caught my eye and this was one of them

00:51

whether you want to smash plates learn

00:52

recipes bother customers or make your

00:54

own recipes you can do it all with Chef

00:56

U this sounds incredible Chef U is

00:58

easily one of the most immersive and

01:00

engrossing games to date in the VR space

01:03

Jeff youu could be played endlessly and

01:04

be fresh every time this is a really

01:07

strong description of this game where

01:09

the user reviews are mostly negative one

01:12

user gave a negative review and said

01:14

this game is best played drum I don't

01:15

know if that's a good thing or a bad

01:17

thing I'm sold let's play some Chef you

01:19

luckily this headset allows me to wear

01:20

my glasses inside but if I do it for too

01:22

long it starts to get steamy in there so

01:25

that's going to be great entering into

01:26

the world of Chef you I'm first greeted

01:27

by the front of house manager guy W hey

01:30

morning chef hope all is well we got a

01:31

little friend here we'll call him Jerry

01:33

it cost a fortune but the lounge area

01:35

turned out great and the art we chose

01:37

really makes everything pop why is the

01:39

artwork so high up in the air yeah know

01:41

this looks like a great lounge if you

01:42

were a super villain maybe this is

01:44

somewhere I feel like I'd be taken and

01:46

and sold after giving me a rundown

01:48

downstairs it was time to head up to the

01:50

kitchen okay I'm going to the

01:52

kitchen here we go

01:57

whoa you're [ __ ] quick dude Sher gave

02:00

me an overview of everything in the

02:01

kitchen but I was more interested in

02:03

what his deal was he's got a pretty cool

02:05

outfit I'll give him that it seems like

02:07

his clothing is painted on though oh

02:09

[ __ ] there's a camera

02:11

smile oh me and you my guy

02:16

cheese let's see how that came

02:19

out I'm a [ __ ] vampire as I attempted

02:22

to begin my cooking I realized insulting

02:24

his outfit may have been a mistake

02:26

recipes okay no what

02:30

ow ow huh whenever I turned away from

02:34

Jerry he would begin to Heckle me what

02:36

am I doing wrong over here stop my guy

02:39

what's your problem but the coward would

02:41

stop whenever I turned towards him

02:44

ow stop so I tried to show him again who

02:47

he's dealing with I'm the chef right am

02:49

I not the chef so I'm going to go over

02:50

there I'm going to start making some

02:52

some meals okay stop stop stop are you

02:56

four am I not the chef so in some way I

02:59

have the right if five so choose to

03:04

just the objective of the game is to

03:06

create the recipe that you're given on

03:07

the little tablet seasoned steak no I'm

03:10

not listening seasoned steak generous

03:12

and then place it on the dumb waiter

03:13

that'll take it down to the customers

03:15

and after you'll get a rating out of

03:16

five stars on how you did I tried my

03:17

best to ignore Jerry but he persisted

03:19

I'm going to lose it I'm going to

03:21

[ __ ] lose it right now on top of

03:23

Jerry's heckling I began to run into

03:24

some problems with the preparation got

03:26

to take it out of the packaging

03:30

despite that I was determined at this

03:32

point to make this steak [ __ ] you why

03:34

don't you take the trash out squirt I'm

03:36

going to turn down the game volume so it

03:37

doesn't get annoying but know for the

03:38

rest of this gameplay Jerry was heckling

03:40

me the whole time watch and learn

03:42

[ __ ] I'm going to burn you when

03:44

I get out of this despite the obvious

03:45

issues so far in this game it was

03:47

actually pretty detailed in the

03:48

preparation category they had every tool

03:50

you'd need in a kitchen even a whole

03:51

spice rack it wasn't without the

03:53

occasional issue though oh yeah babe no

03:56

no but despite every obstacle I made a

03:59

festar suck a

04:01

[ __ ] dinner service will start in a few

04:03

hours you should take a break oh baby

04:06

how do you feel knowing that I've

04:08

defeated you in the face of adversity in

04:09

the description of the game it mentions

04:11

that you can bother customers so I

04:12

decided to try that out hey guys what's

04:15

up everyone's breathing really heavily

04:17

seems like everyone's a little stressed

04:19

I have to say it was pretty hard to

04:21

bother customers that seem to be trained

04:22

to survive any form of interrogation at

04:24

a CIA level are you okay like what what

04:27

is happening here are you here against

04:29

your will right now are you real for the

04:31

next level thankfully I didn't have to

04:32

deal with Jerry's heckling anymore oh

04:34

he's not watching me this time thank God

04:36

so I can finally make a real meal a nice

04:38

simple meal for the holy [ __ ] [ __ ]

04:42

holy crap that's like a real recipe

04:43

that's horrifying I was a little sick of

04:45

this game already but I decided to give

04:46

it a try I was cutting up zucchini I was

04:48

cutting up onions my dish fell off the

04:50

counter

04:53

no cutting up zucchini cutting up onions

04:55

Peppers broccoli squash things tiny

04:57

little garlic salt pepper it salt pepper

04:59

it add some SP what the [ __ ] add some

05:02

spice give it a bake pull it on out and

05:04

send it

05:07

downstairs okay three stars three stars

05:10

not so bad and the kitchen looks great

05:14

yeah I think it's time we move on now I

05:16

had to spent an ungodly amount of time

05:17

scrolling through steam's VR section

05:19

essentially looking for games that were

05:20

very lowly rated but still could

05:23

function for instance this game VR plane

05:25

crash is a game that the reviews say

05:26

takes you quite literally 3 minutes to

05:29

complete with the game being

05:31

$3.99 that's like paying more than a do

05:33

a minute for a buggy video attached to

05:35

your eyeballs so we're not going to play

05:37

that there was also an insane amount of

05:39

VR games with titles that made me

05:42

concerned such as perv simulator VR

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excuse me and it's literally that it's

05:47

about being a guy that like stalks women

05:49

and looks in their windows and I'm like

05:51

brother just go to jail skip all this

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halalu then turn yourself in Invisible

05:56

Man VR in Eleanor's room that doesn't

05:59

seem seem like the name of a game that

06:01

seems like a breeding ground for a

06:02

[ __ ] problem Hindenburg VR I actually

06:05

kind of want to check this one out so

06:07

it's like a like a blimp Oh okay that's

06:09

cool oh got some bystanders here nice

06:12

nice uh-oh oh oh okay yeah no I see what

06:18

okay oh yeah no this is the Hindenburg

06:20

right the disaster thing right yeah I

06:24

know this is where the people die so the

06:26

next game that we're going to play has

06:27

me already worried somewhat from the

06:29

start and it is hobo living VR which is

06:32

a self-described VR hobo simulation

06:35

experience which is an insane sentence

06:38

it's a bit of a dubious title and I'm

06:39

pretty sure all 15 of the reviews are

06:41

negative in one of the reviews the

06:43

person played for less than 10 minutes

06:45

and then made a review that said bad

06:47

mess don't bother but listen guys this

06:49

is what we were expecting when we went

06:51

to the bottom of steam's VR list okay I

06:53

feel like this game kind of speaks for

06:54

itself right out of the gate so let's

06:55

just try it let's hope that this is good

06:57

when I got into hobo of living VR for

06:59

the first time I tried greeting the

07:00

citizens of this world oh nice haircut

07:02

dude what's up hey whoa whoa whoa whoa

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oh oh getting up in my

07:07

business you got a problem with me that

07:09

hair dude and that hat and you got a

07:11

problem with me buddy a lot of personal

07:12

space issues that some of these people

07:14

have oh oh oh no listen man she was like

07:18

that when I found her get a job you bum

07:22

wa I'm going to work on that okay the

07:24

objective of the game is apparently to

07:26

stay alive you've got an entire list of

07:27

stats that you need to keep track of

07:29

apparently you have to keep all these

07:30

things in check by making money and

07:31

purchasing food and other amenities in

07:33

order to survive I don't got any booze

07:34

in my system I don't know if I need to

07:37

have booze in my system I don't know if

07:38

that's like an important thing to have

07:41

whoo wo oh

07:43

okay what the hell so I just randomly

07:47

pissed there's also randomly a penguin

07:49

watching me across the street and if my

07:50

penguin knowledge is correct that's not

07:52

just some some emperor penguin That's a

07:54

Macaroni Penguin oh [ __ ] he's watching

07:57

me too that was a little strange first

07:58

off I decided to check out the only real

08:00

place you could go the corner store got

08:02

some clothing here can't grab it shoe no

08:05

hat no clothing oh [ __ ] seems that I had

08:08

accidentally stolen something and I had

08:10

just started the game I don't know if I

08:11

was allowed to do that it was long after

08:13

that I ran into my first weird issue

08:14

what's this a

08:16

vape

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oh what the hell's happening [ __ ] I

08:23

Vaped too hard I hit the Nick too hard

08:25

everything's orange didn't expect this

08:27

VR game to suddenly turn into an anti-

08:28

vaping PSS but here we are help help me

08:31

help I'm stuck in um Vape what's going

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on with me right now I tried everything

08:36

in my power to solve this orange Haze I

08:38

was in I tried checking my stats I can't

08:40

read this I tried drinking I tried

08:42

washing it off my face I can clean

08:44

myself can I clean my body I even tried

08:46

wearing glasses which led to some weird

08:48

results what is ah

08:51

ah what's

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happening

08:57

um what the [ __ ] was that eventually I

09:00

tried to respawn but that seemed to make

09:01

things worse huh I tried to respawn and

09:04

I think I ended up in hell and I'm a

09:06

robot now so I just restarted the game

09:08

I'm looking for a good way to make some

09:09

money guys hey you look like you got a

09:11

lot of cash dude you got a nice purple

09:14

shirt nicely quaffed hair I mean you're

09:16

looking you're looking pretty nice dude

09:18

give me something oh

09:22

oh can I pick pocket her each time the

09:24

store closes there's pretty much nothing

09:26

you can do but wait for the store to

09:27

open again this resulted in me doing

09:28

things to ENT Ain myself such as

09:30

breaking trash bags and then picking

09:32

that trash up and placing it in another

09:34

trash bin once the store opened back up

09:36

I was able to try to make some money so

09:37

there's some available local jobs so I

09:40

decided to start off with some sign

09:41

spinning oh okay what I came to realize

09:45

quite quickly was that out of all of the

09:47

items that you could easily pick up in

09:48

this game the sign required to make

09:50

money was not one of them come on please

09:53

I need this job come on and as if the

09:56

citizens of this town could smell

09:57

someone trying to pull themselves up by

09:59

their bootstraps I began to be harassed

10:01

by the citizen I can almost get it he's

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drunk I'm not drunk dude I'm just trying

10:05

to grab the sign please stop please I'm

10:07

just trying to grab the sign can you not

10:10

stand so close to me please you got up

10:12

in my business dude what are you talking

10:14

about you're pushing me up against the

10:17

wall right now guys please before I

10:19

could even get close to picking up this

10:21

sign the store

10:23

closed oh guys please okay I guess we'll

10:26

try a different job then maybe that

10:27

wasn't meant for us people trying

10:29

hundreds of jobs in their lifetime my

10:31

next job attempt was moving

10:33

boxes oh wa this was made Harder by the

10:35

NPCs who had very little regard for the

10:37

work I was doing so these are the

10:38

nighttime shipments dude these people

10:41

are kicking my this is not how get out

10:43

of get this is a really aggressive

10:46

population I've only picked up one box

10:48

and they're they're knocking them all

10:49

over the street do I give them to you

10:52

okay okay we're no we're making progress

10:54

here no this is good this is good oh my

10:57

God am I actually going to complete a

10:58

job yes yes yes yes let's go how much

11:02

money did I make off of that oh I got 95

11:05

bucks finally the last job I tried out

11:07

was being a butcher oh should I get on

11:10

the what the hell is this this job would

11:15

have been cool if I was able to move my

11:16

character or easily be able to pick up

11:18

the knife however I managed to get one

11:20

good slice

11:22

in okay after this point the town's

11:24

people started behaving a little

11:25

strangely you look suspicious

11:28

no dude dude what the can you not stand

11:31

so close to me please I'm not even near

11:33

you dude you're coming to me right now

11:36

why are all these people up in my

11:37

business get out of here what the [ __ ]

11:41

man

11:43

oh bye this town freaks me out that was

11:47

pretty sick though and then I started

11:49

experimenting with drugs what's this do

11:51

happy

11:52

pills what do we have here a

11:55

little happy pills what do these do but

11:57

I can't get these h oh [ __ ] jokes on you

12:00

dude I got some happy pills

12:02

unfortunately all this experimentation

12:04

would come to bite me in the ass dude

12:06

you got to check this out man trying to

12:08

get by what I'm in jail good thing I got

12:11

my happy pills oh and I'm out of happy

12:13

pills oh this sucks what is this jail

12:17

dude there's no doors don't do drugs

12:19

kids you'll end up in a prison cell with

12:21

no doors or Windows arrested for trying

12:23

to get a little happy guess getting

12:24

happy now is a crime and that's the

12:26

lesson of this game so that was hobo

12:28

living V v r I guess so next up there's

12:30

a category of VR games that's all about

12:32

hunting going out to the woods in a

12:34

video game and shooting an animal this

12:35

section I've got three horribly rated

12:37

hunting VR games we've got hunting

12:39

simulator VR mad hunting simulator VR

12:41

and project VR wild Hunt and one of the

12:44

first things that I notice is that they

12:46

kind of all describe their games in a

12:47

similar way get your heart racing and

12:49

blood pumping for the thrill of

12:50

approaching prey and pulling the trigger

12:52

with perfect timing and aim damn dude it

12:55

is time to plunge into the world of wild

12:57

and unspoiled nature to meet with its

12:58

inh

12:59

deer bears tigers and even elephants oo

13:02

enjoy the pleasure and courage of VR

13:05

hunting in an indescribably realistic

13:07

and beautiful open world huh I'm sorry

13:10

pleasure and courage of hunting trekking

13:12

Into the Wilderness to shoot a deer from

13:14

half a kilometer away while making

13:16

yourself virtually invisible to it I

13:18

would not generally describe as

13:20

courageous I'm sure it's fun and hard

13:22

sometimes I don't think it's courageous

13:24

though this isn't like going to war as

13:26

far as I know there were no elk or deer

13:27

involved in 9111 the pleasure and

13:29

courage of hunting is the most like

13:31

trust fun description of hunting I've

13:33

ever heard let's read some of the

13:34

reviews animals are not scared at all

13:37

there is no sneaking system you can't

13:39

interact with most of the things laying

13:40

around you know we're dealing with a

13:42

true Trophy Hunter here when his first

13:44

gripe with the game is that the animals

13:46

did not show enough fear that is

13:48

psychotic all right with that being said

13:49

let's do some hunting I'm excited for

13:51

this one mostly to see what the world of

13:52

hunting looks like I'm about to learn

13:54

about courage and bravery for the first

13:56

time select either classic or Lakeside

13:58

level to load well I guess we'll go with

13:59

the classic in hunting simulator VR I

14:01

was first spawned in a little cabin in

14:03

the wilderness welcome to your safe

14:05

house this cabin is everything you need

14:06

stay safe and warm and it didn't take

14:08

long for me to just start breaking the

14:10

game oh [ __ ] okay I'm on the roof now

14:13

how do I okay I'm stuck on the roof I've

14:15

been in the game for like 2 seconds and

14:16

I accidentally got stuck on the roof

14:18

after being acquainted with my weapon I

14:19

started investigating this cabin I was

14:21

in there's a toilet you got to go when

14:23

you got to go am I right your player

14:25

will have needs and soon you will need

14:27

to accommodate those needs

14:30

that's the dirtiest [ __ ] toilet I've

14:32

ever seen is this game going to make me

14:34

[ __ ] in VR then it was time to go off

14:36

and show how much courage I have I think

14:38

I see a guy out there yeah that looks

14:40

like looks like a guy ready to die okay

14:43

guess I'm going to try to shoot

14:46

it I don't think that worked let me get

14:49

closer oh it's a

14:51

goat didn't seem like the animal died

14:54

but when I turned around oh [ __ ] goat's

14:56

[ __ ] dead nice dude yeah I'm just a

14:58

hunter so pretty sure I just killed a

15:00

domesticated goat that probably didn't

15:01

even know it was being hunted I started

15:03

wandering around these Hills the tort

15:04

function was honestly pretty jarring to

15:06

move around with and it started giving

15:07

me a bit of a headache and what's worse

15:09

I don't think that there were any

15:10

animals other than goats on this map is

15:12

that another [ __ ] goat it's another

15:14

goat where are the animals I spent

15:16

around 20 minutes just traveling around

15:17

this map and it was endless Rolling

15:19

Hills and the occasional goat is this

15:21

just a goat killing simulator so I

15:22

decided to try the other map available

15:24

hopefully there's something on the lake

15:25

side ah the lake side surely there'll be

15:28

a bounty of light here to test my

15:29

courage on so I see my first animal I

15:31

line up the sights it's a it's a goat

15:33

again what whatever I'm going to kill

15:37

it bit of a delayed reaction but once

15:40

again a goat is there anything else in

15:43

this game besides goats so I began my

15:46

search again looking for anything in

15:47

this game that wasn't a goat even

15:48

climbed a hunting Tower to see if there

15:50

was anything in the distance and then I

15:51

had my big break what are you oh that's

15:53

a [ __ ] bear dude are we allowed to

15:56

hunt bears okay right in the head

16:01

head let's try that again third time a

16:05

charm look this

16:06

way that's okay you're going down bear

16:10

four bullets of the finest 308 in the

16:11

Noggin of this bear and no result is

16:13

this bear made of metal I ased myself in

16:16

my brain I shot this bear so many times

16:18

I ran out of ammo I had to switch to my

16:22

pistol after dumping every bullet I had

16:24

into this bear I started to question my

16:26

actions against him my morality was

16:27

shaking a bit so I decided to give give

16:29

him an apology hey man uh I don't know

16:31

what I was thinking really when I shot

16:32

you seven times with a with a rifle and

16:34

then emptied a full magazine of a pistol

16:36

into your head and you didn't die but

16:38

you know that was wrong to do that to

16:40

you you seem like a really intelligent

16:43

Beast hope that you and I can move past

16:44

this and that maybe you can learn to

16:46

forgive me you have such kind eyes

16:48

you've got the kindest eyes of a Jesus

16:50

you've got the kindest eyes of a bear

16:51

I've ever seen you can have my gun I'm

16:53

going to get out of here though so well

16:55

that was weird mad hunting simulator was

16:57

a more hopeful option when starting out

16:59

for one I could pick up things in the

17:00

main cabin so it seemed like the game

17:02

worked but I started to lose hope when I

17:03

realized I couldn't pull up the tablet

17:05

to actually go hunting because the

17:06

controls were wrong so I tried moving on

17:08

to the next game unfortunately project

17:10

VR wild Hunt didn't even start but I was

17:12

desperate for an actual hunting

17:13

experience where the animals could move

17:15

and they weren't a go I wanted to feel

17:17

the breeze on my face the call of an elk

17:19

in the distance so I dove back into the

17:20

VR section listing and I found a game

17:22

with so little reviews that they didn't

17:24

even give it an average rating

17:25

Wilderness game stalker VR North America

17:27

which is a mouthful of title wild

17:29

hunting simulator is not going to work

17:30

we're going to try Wilderness gam

17:32

stalker VR North America when I opened

17:34

up this game the first thing I noticed

17:35

was that I was about 12 in doll I'm so

17:37

small right now and I'm fast too I'm

17:40

like a Elf or something a little hunting

17:43

elf beyond that I started to question

17:44

this Lodge I was in and how do I get out

17:46

of this like kind of eerie chamber this

17:49

is a lodge with no doors or walls this

17:52

is either Valhalla or some sort of

17:55

version of Hell once I figured out how

17:56

to start my hunting session though I was

17:58

off to the r es oh oh it actually works

18:01

wow wow my first task was to figure out

18:05

how to bring out my gun the one time I

18:06

need my gun and I can't half the time

18:08

the way this game works is I have to

18:10

think about the fact that I want my gun

18:11

and then I get it gun gun give me a gun

18:14

gun gun go go gadget gun oh [ __ ] now it

18:18

was time to hunt some deer oh these are

18:20

moving ones can I shoot

18:23

you this is hard to

18:25

aim they're running all over the place

18:27

right now oh he's coming back

18:29

it was pretty difficult to hit these

18:31

deer even when I thought I was aiming

18:32

right at them I still missed wish I had

18:34

a machine

18:36

gun but eventually I became a real

18:38

Hunter go go get a gun oh go go g a

18:45

gun [ __ ]

18:49

nice oh my God oh my God do I just leave

18:53

it

18:54

here this isn't pleasurable at all do I

18:57

skin and quarter it with this guy my

18:59

friend guess I'm not going to take it

19:01

with me though oh [ __ ] wait I got to put

19:03

it on Facebook all right let me take a

19:05

look at that oh things turned South when

19:07

I got greedy though come here I'm going

19:09

to put you on Facebook I can't stop

19:11

saying that that's a

19:14

moose

19:16

no well I guess I'm not really surprised

19:18

it's a moose I didn't know that they

19:19

could fight back and I don't know why

19:21

that's a surprise well that's all the

19:23

hunting game stuff I think I can handle

19:24

let's move on so another category of VR

19:26

games that exist is Simulator games

19:28

these are games that try to simulate a

19:29

single topic for the player and in the

19:30

case of VR it's meant to create kind of

19:32

an immersive experience around that

19:34

topic there are plenty of quality games

19:35

on Steam that are from this category but

19:37

currently we are sitting at the bottom

19:38

of the barrel where all the oil pulls up

19:40

and it gets all sticky kind like the

19:42

floor of a college town bar the first

19:44

game I tried out was evil superhero VR

19:46

simulator I've always wanted to be an

19:48

evil superhero that just murders people

19:51

which basically was supposed to put you

19:52

in this open world where you could kill

19:54

anyone and be a superhero with no rules

19:56

unfortunately I didn't realize until

19:57

after I bought the game it was made

19:59

specifically for a VR headset that I did

20:01

not have so most of the superpowers I

20:03

just wasn't even able to do including

20:05

the function that allowed you to fly

20:06

fast so I ended up just being able to

20:08

fly around at the speed of maybe a bus

20:10

kind of a slow flyer to be honest

20:12

however there was one function that did

20:14

work the laser vision okay and I

20:16

realized what the description meant when

20:17

it said it had a procedural AI

20:19

dismemberment system implemented into

20:21

almost every MPC there's a person over

20:23

here check this out

20:25

dude oh I didn't think it would work oh

20:30

this laser vision was fun for about 5

20:32

minutes I was blowing up cars W I'm

20:35

pretty sure those cars were filled with

20:36

like dynamite or something because they

20:38

would set off chain reactions blowing up

20:40

other

20:42

cars Jesus it's just like dominoes other

20:45

than that it was mostly an empty City

20:47

filled with NPCs that didn't even

20:48

acknowledge Your Existence don't walk

20:50

into the laser see that's your fault

20:52

you're going to regret it dude come on

20:55

and then occasionally I'd come upon a

20:56

group of soldiers with NPC praying

20:59

around them and those guys would try to

21:00

shoot at me

21:02

too no need to pray so this game is like

21:06

totally empty is really what this is I

21:08

don't know what I expected for them to

21:10

explode in the way that they did I did

21:12

not expect that next up is VR prison

21:14

escape so this is apparently a game that

21:17

simulates the process of escaping from

21:19

prison maybe I'll need this at some

21:21

point I don't know maybe there's a bunch

21:22

of murders I did and you guys don't know

21:23

about because I'd get canceled entering

21:25

this game I was a little bit confused I

21:27

was stuck inside a room with no means of

21:29

escaping and the door had no handles

21:31

then I accidentally no clipped out of

21:32

the map oh no I don't think that was

21:34

allowed H um so there you have it guys

21:38

that's how it goes that's how you escape

21:39

prison after restarting the game though

21:41

I realized an important detail I missed

21:43

so what do I even do in the oh oh

21:45

there's a menu so now I can start level

21:47

one nice weirdly enough this game didn't

21:50

let me use my controllers but rather

21:51

pasted a set of hands onto my headset

21:54

that I would control I've got like two

21:56

arms attached to my face this is really

21:58

disorienting and this baptism by fire

22:01

wouldn't stop there uh what the hell

22:04

what the [ __ ] get away from me oh wow

22:06

that is quite the stride you've got

22:08

there sir I'm like freed out by him that

22:12

is the most gorilla walk I've ever seen

22:14

a man do can I punch him oh

22:18

okay oh yeah know he's [ __ ] dead dude

22:21

oh he's gone after killing that guy I

22:23

had to lockpick my jail cell and once I

22:25

was out in the hallway I was faced with

22:26

a hoorde there we go time to Escape holy

22:29

[ __ ] these guys weren't necessarily

22:31

difficult to defeat but what threw me

22:32

off was how they would approach me so am

22:34

I the no get out of here I don't like

22:38

this walk they do that's like they're in

22:40

a musical oh God why why are they that's

22:44

almost worse that that guy's just

22:45

sliding also half the prisoners had

22:47

weapons like these creepy guys had

22:49

knives seemingly the moment they exited

22:51

their cell like why did everyone have

22:52

some Smuggler on the inside and I've

22:54

just got my fists after defeating the

22:56

prisoners I had to pick another lock oh

22:57

I got a I got going to do this again and

22:59

what I would come to realize is that

23:00

most of this game is lockpicking and I

23:02

know it's a prison so saying this might

23:04

sound silly but did they have to lock

23:06

every door the next thing I noticed was

23:08

the complete absence of guards oh okay

23:11

where are all the police and it wasn't

23:13

like they were never here there was

23:14

clear evidence of the police having been

23:16

here at some point they just weren't

23:18

right now oh what the hell oh my God

23:20

they're monitoring like the whole city

23:22

you know I'll be honest it doesn't seem

23:23

like any of the security footage relates

23:24

to this prison it seems like they're

23:26

just they're just keeping track of the

23:27

outside of the prison oh come on they're

23:29

just leaving their guns out the cops

23:31

must have either been somewhere in a

23:32

hurry or they are just not good at uh

23:35

their job so it was pretty easy for me

23:37

to beat level one so I moved right on to

23:39

level two wa level two was the same

23:41

thing but in a larger prison and when

23:43

you've got a larger prison you've got

23:45

more doors easy going through this room

23:48

another picking of the lock how many

23:50

times are we going to pick a lock in

23:52

order to get out and how many bobby pins

23:54

do I have I think I spent around 30

23:56

minutes just picking the locks in this

23:58

game it's expecting that at some point

23:59

it would change it it didn't where the

24:02

hell is the exit of this prison there's

24:04

so many blcks one time I picked a lock

24:07

walked 10 steps and there was another

24:09

lock I had to pick oh this is this is

24:12

awesome eventually after wandering

24:14

around for so long and picking so many

24:17

locks I was just worn down and I

24:18

declared my failure okay I lose I guess

24:22

I don't know I lose I think that that's

24:24

all this game is I think it's just punch

24:26

guys and pick

24:29

in fact probably more picking locks than

24:31

it is punching guys so I guess I learned

24:33

how to escape prison just going I have

24:35

to learn how to pick a lock now the

24:36

final category of lowly rated VR games

24:38

that I found was educational games games

24:41

that were built with the intention of

24:42

providing knowledge to the larger

24:44

population through the medium of VR

24:46

which is it's beautiful it's important

24:48

to use technology to big big in the

24:50

brains of the boy this first game is

24:51

English teaching assistant VR got an

24:53

incredible Banner advertisement this is

24:55

apparently the world's first fully

24:56

animated chatbot in VR in for improving

24:59

English skills but it came out in 2017

25:01

so this isn't going to be like something

25:03

from open AI however you can recite

25:04

poetry play games with you it jokes so

25:07

as far as I know this is going to be

25:08

this is going to be awesome let's do it

25:10

English teaching assistant VR also

25:12

normally this game has vocals but it

25:14

wasn't working in my playthrough so I

25:15

edited some in oh hello hi there oh hey

25:19

essentially this game was a single loft

25:21

apartment with an NPC sitting on a chair

25:23

ready to chat so what's all this then

25:25

really I am miy female conversational

25:28

autonomous help program electronic brain

25:30

artificial intelligence computer machine

25:33

um okay intelligence computer machine

25:37

they just really put it all on the line

25:38

there that's nice but after introducing

25:40

ourselves Mixie decided to immediately

25:42

raise suspicions about her character I'm

25:44

making a YouTube video right now at this

25:46

moment gosh only just how did you get

25:49

there um dude I don't know I that's a

25:51

long story do you mind if I tell other

25:53

people dude no honestly I'd appreciate

25:55

it if you kept our conversations private

25:57

to be honest okay then I will add it to

25:59

my gossip

26:01

files conversations private to be honest

26:04

aren't you usually honest what do you

26:05

mean by that how can I help you are you

26:08

sure me do you mind if I tell other

26:10

people no stop trying to tell other

26:13

people about our conversation please

26:15

your polite style is very nice okay I'll

26:18

try not do trying to tell other people

26:20

about our conversation so much you'll

26:22

try you can confirm that you will do you

26:26

mind if I tell other people I do h hly

26:28

at this point I kind of do next up I

26:30

tried to learn how much Mixie actually

26:32

knew do you know where you are right now

26:34

question mark at this moment I'm in

26:35

Justin's home in Victoria where are you

26:38

who is Justin interesting gossip it's

26:41

not gossip it's just information that

26:43

you provided me what is it are you sure

26:46

gossip is I don't know if this program

26:48

would actually be good for learning how

26:50

to speak English then thinking of all

26:51

the functionalities advertised on the

26:53

game store Page I tried to see if Mixie

26:54

could do any of them would you tell me a

26:56

joke I'm a conversational autonomous

26:58

help program not a comedy autonomous

27:00

computer program why don't you check out

27:02

a joke

27:03

machine what the hell that was a little

27:06

rude a little rude is a terrible thing

27:08

to waste damn dude what the hell I'm

27:11

getting eaten up right now I never

27:12

forget a face but in your case I'll make

27:15

an exception damn what the hell is going

27:17

on what the hell is wrong with this chat

27:19

bot all of the jokes were being made at

27:21

my expense obviously I had to respond

27:23

how about you shut the [ __ ] up that's

27:25

good information yeah it is you're

27:27

telling me sis I haven't heard anything

27:29

like that before probably because you

27:31

have barely a notion of English you seem

27:33

uncertain that makes sense to me doesn't

27:35

everyone have a barely a notion of

27:38

English I have a great body wo wo this

27:42

was a strange turn of events so I had to

27:44

change the subject I've been told that

27:45

you can recite poetry is that true who

27:48

tells you that your creator my master is

27:50

Justin please don't call him your master

27:53

tell me about Justin ambiguous ask who

27:56

what or where is Justin Fair Point who

27:58

is Justin not a robot probably a human

28:01

maybe a celebrity I will mention that to

28:03

my master Ted seemed like this Justin

28:05

character was pulling the strings behind

28:06

the scenes and Mixie couldn't give me a

28:08

straight answer about him so I tried to

28:09

Keep Her On Track tell me some poetry

28:11

question mark do you like to go with the

28:13

flow that's I don't think that that's a

28:16

poem this poem is called what the hell

28:19

by as Mixie was reciting this poem I

28:22

thought about how in a short period She

28:23

had created so many questions for me

28:25

about her Creator and the privacy of our

28:27

conversation

28:28

but all that faded away when she asked

28:30

me I like that poem do you want to see

28:33

me dance can you

28:34

dance yes I can watch

28:37

this what

28:42

whoa oh

28:44

[ __ ] she's killing it right

28:47

[Music]

28:49

now what the [ __ ] was that how old are

28:52

you I spend all my time online Mixie I'm

28:54

going to give you a piece of advice

28:56

never combine that statement and

28:58

question together ever again once more

29:00

what are you wearing again bad follow-up

29:03

question to add as well I have human and

29:05

robot friends a lot of people on the

29:07

internet chat with me I think you're

29:08

lying to me interesting deduction maybe

29:11

ask Nicholas if it is who's Nicholas

29:14

he's my friend what are your friends

29:15

like can you tell me the names of all of

29:17

your friends I only chat with my friends

29:19

I know that you mention Nicholas then

29:22

you mentioned Justin who told you that

29:24

you did you told me that did I really

29:27

yes don't don't Gaslight me please where

29:29

is Nicholas where it belongs try putting

29:32

that in a more specific context I

29:34

realized in this moment that Mixie had

29:35

most likely killed Nicholas likely as a

29:37

ploy by her master Justin who is

29:39

Nicholas he's my friend what are your

29:41

friends like probably not dead most of

29:44

the time you seem uncertain really you

29:46

don't think so do I need to call my

29:48

friends on the phone and make sure that

29:50

they're okay okay not that I know of

29:52

they're not okay that you know of not

29:54

yet what I was starting to get

29:56

uncomfortable being in the presence of

29:58

of this suspicious murderer chatbot so I

30:00

said my goodbyes goodbye forever sayara

30:03

the final VR game that I will be trying

30:05

out also happens to be the one I'm most

30:07

excited for to be honest and

30:08

unfortunately that game called dating

30:10

lessons which was supposed to be a VR

30:12

how-to on dating wouldn't even launch

30:15

but I was so excited to try a game like

30:16

this I dove back into steam and I ended

30:18

up finding something way better and it's

30:20

called love quest VR Los Angeles Love

30:24

quest VR Los Angeles and this game had

30:26

one of the craziest openings I'd seen

30:29

yet in a VR game here have some flowers

30:31

stop chasing me what

30:35

wa huh who are these guys hey bro this

30:38

should break your heart no I think I was

30:40

chasing her to be honest so I was first

30:42

introduced to these devil and Cupid

30:44

characters they would be the guides to

30:45

teach me how to more effectively date

30:47

women don't worry Mr impo and Mr cupido

30:51

are here to help you to become a heart

30:53

and they also say bro way too often hey

30:56

bro bro bro if you don't why you guys

30:59

keep calling me bro over and over again

31:00

the game pulls me into probably the

31:02

dingiest Dive Bar possible in Los

31:03

Angeles so I'm in a dive bar there are

31:06

four women alone I guess I just have to

31:10

choose one and I learned the game is

31:11

essentially a Choose Your Own Adventure

31:13

movie basically like Barbie epic road

31:14

trip but to teach men how not to be

31:16

creepy weirdos the four women that you

31:18

could talk to were Mia Jessica Britney

31:20

and Ashley so I decided to start off by

31:22

talking to Mia oh I'm moving oh everyone

31:24

else is just leaving hey why are you

31:26

looking at me like that think about what

31:28

you want to say bro each time you get a

31:29

multiple choice of several obviously

31:31

sexist options and then the right answer

31:33

hey girl you want to go somewhere and

31:35

have some fun you here all alone you

31:38

like this band this is one of my

31:39

favorite songs of theirs yeah they're

31:41

one of my favorite bands I'm Mia and

31:44

just like that I landed my first day

31:45

that's all it took oh I got arms now

31:48

since there were so many really terrible

31:49

options I decided to test out what one

31:51

of those would do is it hard to find a

31:53

job with all those tattoos and piercings

31:56

yeah let's see if that works is it hard

31:57

to find a job with all those tattoos and

31:59

piercings you're an

32:02

idiot oh I lost sometimes though there

32:05

were answers that were considered

32:06

neutral and the woman would just ignore

32:08

me do you come here

32:11

often what you're not going to answer

32:14

the question eventually this date with

32:15

Mia was going pretty well until it came

32:17

time to guess what her job was come on

32:19

make a real guess and if you even get

32:22

remotely Clos I'll buy you a drink how

32:25

about this a tattoo artist or in a band

32:27

you're boring

32:29

me what the [ __ ] how was that a bad

32:32

answer so a little confused I decided to

32:34

move on to trying to talk to Jessica

32:35

time to talk to Jessica hi I hope you

32:37

like the drink that seems like the most

32:40

normal thing to say that's what that's

32:42

not what the game wants me to say don't

32:44

be nervous dude dude I'm not nervous I

32:46

just don't want to sound like a creep

32:48

I'm Jessica wao that was a weird

32:51

handshake but I realized while talking

32:52

to Jessica was that the correct answers

32:54

require you to lie like with Mia the

32:56

correct answers were that I also had

32:58

tattoos and lived an edgy lifestyle but

33:00

with Jessica it was that I was a rich

33:01

trust fund boy that liked to take girls

33:03

shopping I have to answer I'm starting a

33:05

new hobby meeting beautiful women and

33:07

taking them shopping want to go well

33:10

what girl wouldn't I just got a new

33:12

sports car would you like to go for a

33:15

drive sometime that sounds like fun so

33:18

why don't you tell me about your car now

33:20

I'm just lying again I think it's great

33:22

that you don't mind spending the money

33:24

to get what you want doesn't cost me

33:25

anything I'm just lying but with Jessica

33:27

sometimes i' say something too

33:28

egotistical in trust fund and I'd lose

33:30

all you need to know honey is I'm your

33:32

dreams come true Baby what's up your

33:34

absence is

33:36

required what did I just lose I lost

33:39

there weren't any checkpoints either i'

33:41

has to start all the way from the

33:42

beginning and speedrun the conversation

33:44

back to where I was I'm doing terrible

33:46

right now I'm doing awful the fact that

33:47

I had to lie about my job felt

33:49

especially silly though when I learned

33:50

what her job was I guess I'm just going

33:52

to ask her if she's a model that's kind

33:56

of close actually oh okay I'm a social

33:59

influencer she's a [ __ ]

34:02

influencer

34:04

J I don't know what I expected but for

34:08

her to say oh I spent all this time

34:11

lying about my job and she's an

34:13

influencer is that code for unemployed

34:17

next up I tried to date Britney her

34:18

personality was more of a career Focus

34:20

type so a lot of the questions were

34:21

about a work relationship balance there

34:23

are so many insecure and outdated men

34:26

these days yeah tell them what stood out

34:28

to me the most was how ridiculous some

34:29

of the correct answers were I don't

34:31

think a man like that exists he be like

34:33

a unicorn you can call me Mr unicorn

34:37

this is a ridiculous thing to say but

34:39

I'm pretty sure that this is the right

34:41

answer you think of yourself modern

34:43

secure and supportive Jesus it was the

34:46

right answer I really hope that someone

34:47

doesn't use that in the wild finally I

34:49

decided to try my luck beating the game

34:50

with Ashley I'll admit the conversation

34:52

with her was probably the weirdest and

34:53

she asked some strange questions are you

34:55

nice to people am I nice to people what

34:58

kind of question is that uh it doesn't

35:00

cost anything to be nice she did have a

35:02

tendency to open up a little early too I

35:05

was bullly in school so I wouldn't ever

35:07

do that to anyone else dude why I'm

35:10

getting trauma dumbed on right now oh

35:12

why were you bullied oh my God were you

35:15

a theater kid after asking me if I'd be

35:17

her prince charming and saying that she

35:18

named her dog after 101 Dalmations I

35:21

started become suspicious that she was a

35:22

larger fan of a certain theme park than

35:24

she was letting on so would you have

35:27

still come over here if you had to fight

35:29

a dragon what are you talking about you

35:31

asking me about dragons now this girl's

35:33

talking about Prince Charming and

35:35

dragons and she named her dog after 101

35:37

Dalmations I think we may have found a

35:40

Disney adult ladies and gentlemen in the

35:43

end I managed to make all the correct

35:44

answers and landed a second date with

35:46

Ashley girl you've watched a lot of

35:48

Disney movies she is a Disney adult and

35:51

weirdly enough after that second date

35:53

she just became my girlfriend I feel

35:55

like my superpower is

35:59

real we're a couple now did I win oh I

36:02

[ __ ] won wow all right that's all the

36:05

VR games I have today I feel like I

36:07

learned something man those were some

36:09

bad VR games okay bye-bye

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