Jesse Watters Primetime 4/29/24 FULL HD | BREAKING FOX NEWS April 29, 2024

tonight the economy The Vibes are bad

but the numbers say it's strong the

economy is kind of like you on the steps

of Air Force One Biden and the

correspondence dinner what the real

message was

what once a year politicians journalists

and celebrities get dressed up for the

White House Correspondence Dinner a

tradition that goes back over a century

to Warren Harding when the president and

the Press who theoretically have an

adversarial relationship lay down their

weapons and pick up their silverware and

give each other a good old ribbon over

cocktails and filt it's designed to

demonstrate the humanity of Washington

which is why it only happens once a

year it's not often that we have so many

people who've written about us and

broadcast about us all together in one

room like this and I thought you might

like to say a few nice words to them

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how about just a word or two something

friendly even one kind

word I'm thinking I'm

thinking the presidents Flex their funny

bones they bring props even

impersonators distinguished guests

ladies and

gentlemen here I

am as you

know I always look forward to these

dinners it's just about bunch of media

types Hollywood

liberals Democrats like Joe Biden how

come I can't have dinner with the 36% of

the people who like

me the only thing missing is Hillary

Clinton sitting on the front row rolling

her ass Barack Obama brought out his

anger

translator we won't always see I ey oh

and see there thank you so much for the

wall toall Ebola coverage for two whole

weeks we were one step away from the

Walking

Dead and then you all got up and just

moved on to the next

day that was awesome oh and by the way

just if you have noticed you don't have

Ebola and in order to even the score the

Press books a comedian to roast them

all the vice president isn't here

tonight not for security reasons he just

thought this event was being held at the

dullas airport

Applebees yes right now Joe is elbow

deep in jalapeno poppers and talking to

a construction cone he thinks is John

Boehner also true but the relationship

between the press and the president

Trump was so

acrimonious you know with them calling

him a racist Russian traitor from day

one that he no-showed the dinner for his

entire term Biden brought the party back

Saturday night but had a hard time

breaking bread literally breaking that

piece of bread look

challenging now we didn't slow the tape

down at all this is at regular speed

you'd think having dinner with a

thousand of your closest friends in

entire industry keeping you in office

you'd be in a better mood but Biden just

looked mad that he had to eat salad

Colin Jo who's married to Scarlett

Johansson and who does weekend update on

Saturday Night Live he was

DMC the last time I was in DC I left my

cocaine at the White House

luckily the president was able to put it

to good use for a state of the

union Colin had another good

line like many of you here tonight I

pretend to do news on

TV My Weekend Update co-anchor Michael

Chay was going to join me here tonight

but in solidarity with President Biden I

decided to lose all my black support

besides that Collins jokes didn't have

any bite the president still being

protected even at a

roast finally Joe got on stage and had

one good joke it's been a year since I

delivered this speech and my wife Joe

was with me tonight was worried how I do

I told her don't worry just like riding

a bike she said that's what I'm worried

about now the rest of the evening was

lame and tame the president's jokes

didn't land and most of his material

wasn't even aimed at the Press Trump was

the

punchline the 2024 elections in full

swing and yes age is an issue I'm a

grown

man running against a

six-year-old Biden and the Press are

supposed to get up there and roast each

other and neither of them did the

president and the Press are now a

protected class the is a joke and Biden

can't take one Barack Obama did 20

minutes on stage Biden only spoke for

six he didn't bash the media he actually

begged the media to bury

Trump but asking to rise up to the

seriousness of the

moment move past the horse race numbers

and the gotcha moments and the

distractions the sides shows that come

to dominate and sensationalize our

sensationalize our politics and focus on

what's actually at stake and I think in

your heart you know it was at stake the

stakes couldn't be

higher every single one of us has rad to

play a serious role to play making sure

democracy endures American democracy I

more my role but all due respect so do

you what kind of democracy does America

have if the president conspires with the

press to put the other politician in

prison Biden's ordering reporters don't

cover my bad polls my gaffs or the Arab

Spring Break break don't cover this

election Your Role is to destroy my

rival how much more help can the media

give Joe and how's the media getting

bossed around by a guy who doesn't even

talk to them he's barking orders to the

New York Times who he's never sat down

with after he just sat down with Howard

Stern for an hour Biden Ducks Super Bowl

interviews with CBS so he can play patty

cake with Al Roker and now he's ordering

reporters to cover the bloodbath hoax

not the horse race it's because Biden's

losing the horse race and wants to keep

it hidden from the country a new CNN

poll has Biden losing to Trump by six

points these are Landslide numbers when

you factor in RFK Jr Trump's almost

beating Biden by double digits and this

is a CNN poll the Bloomberg poll had

Trump beaten Biden in six out of the

seven battle grounds look at that and

Trump's been in court for the last two

weeks while Biden's been campaigning

the New York Times calls it a blueprint

for a trump Electoral College Victory

and a gift from the political Gods quote

the Manhattan courtroom will be the

setting for Mr Trump to play the role of

a familiar American archetype the

wronged man Seeking Justice from corrupt

powerful forces the former president is

good in this role and that's no small

thing maybe the gag orders and corrupt

court calendar will win Trump the White

House just like Biden's basement

campaign did it keeps the former

president disciplined structured and

away from his tongue wagging

freewheeling rallies and forces Biden to

actually

campaign it gives the media less of an

opportunity to twist Trump's words and

more of an opportunity for Biden to get

tongue twisted or tell his cannibals at

his uncle and it puts Biden in a harsh

Spotlight and puts Trump on an

interesting stage that voters have never

seen before an intriguing courtroom

drama remember Trump beat Hillary by

running against a rigged system and what

better scene could a director set for

Trump than in a courtroom unfairly

prosecuted by Savage Democrats rigging

the election with trials because they

know the sitting president can barely

stand even though Biden told Howard

Stern he'd debate Trump Democrats don't

want him to Biden folks don't want him

to debate they don't want to give Trump

that platform and risk exposing Biden

like that on national TV ducking a

presidential debate while you put your

opponent on trial is exactly why Biden

spent Saturday night not poking fun at

the Press but begging them to save

democracy when he really means save his

presidency former White House Press

Secretary Kaylee mckany joins me now

Kaylee did you go to the

dinner no Jesse I stay far away from the

hyenas I spent enough time with them in

the briefing room good you were probably

watching Jesse Waters Prime Time on DVR

like all of us do on Saturday nights

what what was this like for you I know

you experienced this you know sitting

there and then watching it from TV this

one seemed different to

me yeah it's really odd to watch Joe

Biden sit there and complain that this

room full of people are insufficiently

psyop phenic psychop to him I mean these

are people that drool over him when I

when I look at some of these polls and I

see oh there are 2% who think the

economy is excellent they're the people

in that room they were less than

thrilled and there you have Biden

sitting there begging them essentially

to cover for him and it's just

interesting to watch because you know I

go back to my briefings and I'll hostile

the presses and Karine John Pier's

briefing it's really just a conversation

among friends and you look at what

happened Saturday night it's just

another conversation among friends add

in some WI

add in some dinner and put it on a

Saturday night this is the group that

America is up against the Press is

covering for him but I don't think it

makes him cross the finish line yeah

probably add in some gummies too when

you know somebody who you don't like

Kaylee and that person who you don't

like likes something and then you think

wait a second if that person likes

something I can't like that that that

must be bad it's kind of like when

Gutfeld likes a song I'm like oh my God

this song must be terrible do you think

the American voters see the media love

and protect Joe Biden so pathetically

they're like wait a second this is gross

if someone likes Joe Biden that much and

Carries that much water for him

something must be

wrong yes yes and I I totally resonate

with the Gutfeld song so I'm with you on

that uh they're the worst and yours are

pretty good there on the five um but

look they I think that you know they

they see the economy is terrible they

can't afford food I mean this is

widespread young people can't afford

mortgages can't afford a home can't

afford rent and then you flip it over to

the New York Times and there's this one

article I just can't get out of my head

from a few months back where it's

Aviator Joe you know dark Brandon and

that time when that Meme came up they

just all glommed on to it and all of

these major news outlets were almost

celebratory like this guy's finally cool

he finally has one iota of the Swagger

that Barack Obama had and they tried to

make it work and people just look at

that they roll their eyes and they see

this presidency for the failure of what

it is and they think back to three years

ago and they remember the good days of

President Trump and that is why you see

the polls soaring the way they are for

the former president yeah dark Brandon

had trouble ripping that dinner roll in

half probably needed his aviators for

that a little oomph Kaylee thank you so

much good to see you little butter knife

little butter knife use the knife

Johnny Goes to Palm

Beach name a state that borders Florida

South Carolina swe in Charlotte North

Carolina leaving at least three Law

Enforcement Officers dead National

correspondent bill maluan has more Bill

and Jesse unfortunately the reports

coming out of Charlotte tonight are

pretty horrible so far three US Marshals

are dead and several local cops are hurt

as a result of a shootout with multiple

armed suspects and take a listen to this

video as neighbors could hear the

gunshots Tyler get in here get in the

bathroom

Ty now local residents report they could

hear active gunfire for hours as US

Marshals and the Charlotte mecklinburg

Police Department were trying to serve a

fugitive warrant on somebody for

possession of a firearm by a felon now

police say as they approached a home to

serve that warrant they were shot at

from somebody inside the house officer

shot back and ended up killing the

shooter on the front lawn but as they

approached the house for a second time

afterwards those officers were met with

more gunfire from inside the house

ultimately two people inside the home

were detained tragically three US

Marshals were killed and four Charlotte

police officers were injured one

critically we believe there are two

Shooters involved uh again we have two

people of interest at the police station

that are being questioned right now uh

and we have confirmed that the

individual that was uh set up that we

were serving the warrant on uh was the

individual who fired the initial shots

and was deceased in the front yard uh at

the end of all of this and Jesse the

Fraternal Order of Police says at least

11 police officers all across the

country have been shot in the last 3

days alone now in reaction to this

shooting they posted on X that there is

a war on going on Cops in America and

they say that is quote a stain on

society we'll send it back to you Bill

thank you campus crackdowns at schools

across the country this weekend in Texas

Arizona and Georgia students tore down

the American flag and raised the

Palestinian one just another reason why

Jesse Jr's going to Princeton at UCLA it

looked like the Gaza Strip with Israeli

and Hamas Defenders duking it out in

hand-to-hand combat in a MOS pit Arab

Spring Breakers even had the nerve to

disrupt the nerd prom yep demented

adults staged mock executions of isra

soldiers committing war crimes right

outside the White House correspondence

Center which itself is a crime against

how two different parts of the country

handle crime Texas enforces the law

state troopers broke up a massive

illegal student protest forming at UT

Austin 50 people arrested but at

Colombia where a caliphate's been set up

on the quad this part of the country

decided not to enforce the law the

university set a deadline for 2 p.m.

today pack up the terrorist tents City

or fa the consequences and guess what

happened the Clock Struck two and

nothing rules don't exist if you don't

enforce them ask any parent what happens

when you negotiate

bedtime then ask what happens when there

is no

bedtime do you want to live in a house

where children don't follow the rules

because they aren't enforced well we're

living in a country where adults don't

follow the rules because they're not

enforced do you like living in a country

like that I don't The View thinks we're

being too hard on Little Johnny

Jihad it has never been in my life in my

career the

criticizing policies of government is

equated with anti-Semitism and that I

think is a Far Right comes from the far

right it comes from the authoritarian

leanings where they don't want students

on these campuses to voice their

opinions because they want to change the

narrative going forward and I think we

have to be very since i't no one

supports free speech on campus more than

conservatives you should be able to

protest war chant slogans and speak your

mind without anybody censoring or

arresting you but this isn't about Free

Speech this is about physically

intimidating and harassing a religious

minority on campus with violent and

anti-semitic threats and preventing them

from going to class forcing remote

learning and blockading the site where

graduation is supposed to

happen conservatives said the wrong

pronouns and they were chased off campus

by throngs of purple-haired women

studies Majors but liberals can yell

kill Jews from a Hamas campsite and

members of congress come visit and then

order them

Pizza you know it's gotten bad when the

media says Republicans are pouncing the

Bezos Washington Post saying Trump GOP

sees on campus protests to depict chaos

under

Biden well I'm I'm not sure depicting

chaos I think this is chaos they

lathered up these schools with Dei

CRT and scrap the SATs and then had

tenured faculty tell them they'd get

extra credit for

activism to they can chant head speech

and there's no consequences cast classes

are canceled and Biden's hiding under

his

desk we continue to believe and I've

said this multiple times already uh

today is that peaceful peacefully

protest American should have the right

to do so uh to peacefully protest

whether it's at a commencement or at

their school or anywhere in this country

it has to be done where we do not have

hateful rhetoric violent rhetoric we

cannot we not we got to condemn those

that it should not be

allowed founder of less people forget

Elizabeth pipco joins me now Elizabeth

so you heard sunny on the views say this

is just about free speech and they

should be able to protest on campus and

it's not anti-American to protest War

what do you

say well first of all it is incredibly

anti-American to tear down American

flags during your protest while you

raise up flags of other nations that's

number one number two I'd like to point

out all of the incidents we have seen

the horrific incidents I'm talking the

violence the threats the hate speech on

these campuses these are the fault

solely of the universities not the

student protesters and again we're not

talking here about the right to

peacefully protest like you said we all

support the right to peacefully protest

we're talking about University's own

rules standards and policies which are

being broken every single day and

anytime one of these schools puts out

any kind of uh Potential Threat to

enforce their own policies we know those

threats are empty not just me and you

Jesse when I say we I mean the students

at these schools know that the threats

are empty by the way the ones who break

the rules but also the ones who are at

home terrified right now because they've

been threatened on their own campuses

for either being pro-israel or Jewish

themselves so what happens when Columbia

University tells this Tent City pack up

at two or else and then it's 2011 and

they're all just hanging out in the

tents doing God knows what what can

what's going to happen tomorrow next

week next month like when do they do

anything about

it clearly never right let me just say I

was a graduate student last year I got

my degree last May and I was kept to the

same standard as everyone else which was

following the rules which meant

obviously no plagiarism for example

citing sources even things like making

sure that my medical records were up to

date and sent to the school and if they

were not sent to my school I didn't get

to go to graduation I didn't get to go

to class I didn't get to enjoy the

freedoms of being a student I'm not

understanding why things like medical

records policies regarding submitting

those to the school are taken to a

higher standard compared to policies

regarding threatening other students or

trespassing in this case yeah we've now

been told we're allowed to plagiarize

enchant kill Jews and that's fine at

universities in the United States this

is a wild time to be alive Elizabeth

hopefully it gets better before it gets

worse thank you so much for coming on

great Prime Time thank you Joe Biden

took Kamala off ice today sending her to

Atlanta to pitch their Economic

Opportunity tour which are really just

Trump's opportunity zones that they pled

your us KL is telling black voters

reelect Joe and we'll pump cash into

your

neighborhoods this may actually help

with her name recognition considering

the black voters Johnny talks to can't

even pick her out of a

lineup who's this I don't know who is

that I know she's a black woman I don't

know who that is who the hell is that

how's kamla doing comma Paris dude how

proud are you of kamla

Harris all she does is laugh what has

she done for my community kamla Harris

loves her electric buses we don't need

that Cela she loves a lot of things she

don't love her people Democrats know KLA

is a hot mess but they're stuck with her

they need to get it together I mean not

a book plug but they need to the DNC

tested kamla with focus groups to figure

out why she's unlikable turns out it's

this and then I have a followup on

Afghanistan

okay think you just fell out of a

coconut tree

some people understand what I'm talking

about that cackle is hard to handle but

kamla doesn't care she is leaning into

Speaker of the House new Gingrich

speaker do we really need the great

protector

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mamala that's almost cruel I mean the

idea of cutting from we need a great

protector and have Kamala there is like

insane um she she has this problem she

is serving with the most unpopular

president in the history of the gallop

pole according to the last quarter and

she's less popular than the most

unpopular president yeah now that poses

a certain challenge for how you rebuild

particularly because we've had three and

a half years to learn that she can't

learn anything I mean the truth is when

you listen to her for a while it it's

somewhere between Soph moric and 8th

grade uh and and I think it's a nervous

giggle I think she laughs because she's

nervous and frankly when I listen to her

I get nervous too cuz she is the vice

president of the United States and the

idea of her being vice president I find

pretty frightening I do too and I will

not be going along with the rebranding I

will still call her kamla Harris not

mamala out of respect for my own mother

who was a great protector and someone

else needs protect and that's the Press

because Barack Obama former

president really wants everybody to be

nice to the Press because he says

speaker that the Press usually get

everything right

listen there's a difference between

facts and opinions yeah and the one

thing that our side still pretty much

sticks to is the facts you may not agree

with whatever is in the New York Times

or whatever is on MSNBC but generally

they're not going to just make stuff up

they're not gonna just make stuff

up now I mean what's frightening about

this is that Barack Obama probably

believes it he lives in a fantasy world

you know he's he's off in that gigantic

Mansion uh and he I suspect doesn't go

grocery shopping uh if he did he'd

understand that the real problem for Joe

Biden is called reality uh it's the

reality of crime it is the reality of

the Border collapsing it's the reality

of gasoline and grocery prices uh it's

the reality of a world that's in chaos

and now of course it's the reality of

students all over the C country who have

gone crazy uh and the natural

culmination of left-wing ideological

brainwashing uh on our campuses so you

know I think for Obama none of that

exists because he you know he lives in a

nice little isolated world

surrounded by people who say yes you

really are brilliant Mr President and he

believes them you know who doesn't say

it

Michelle everybody else tells him he's

brilliant except

her all right it is kind of funny that I

don't actually know what she says to him

yeah I I don't know either and I don't

need to know that's none of my business

new Gingrich thanks for coming

on great to be with you Johnny hits the

beach

who is the vice president of the United

States success was because Seinfeld

himself says his show would never fly

today the networks would just water down

every edgy joke we would have never met

the soupnazi the left made comedy boring

we can't even laugh at ourselves anymore

Jerry has had

enough there too many cooks in the

kitchen and dozens of Executives stri

the edginess out of every single crack

if Seinfeld was that safe

we never would have met Jay Peterman you

can hear Uncle boie laughing from the

grave Mr Peterman himself senfeld actor

John Hurley joins Prime Time Aro

Hurley I mean you couldn't do you

couldn't do cannibal jokes

today well somebody can but they have to

have been real right you have to be

president to make jokes like that