water tier list

SocksStudios

23 Mar 202413:09

Summary

TLDRIn this entertaining and quirky video, the group embarks on a unique challenge to taste test and rank over 50 different brands of bottled water. They explore a variety of waters, from tap to volcanic, and even discuss the merits of electrolyte-infused and ionized options. With humorous commentary and candid reactions, the video is a lighthearted exploration of the subtle differences in taste among various water sources, ultimately leading to a tier list that settles disputes on the best and worst waters.

Takeaways

💧 The group is ranking over 50 different brands of water to prove that not all water tastes the same.
🏠 Tap water is considered the baseline and is rated poorly by the participants.
🌍 Opinions on tap water quality vary depending on location, with some finding it good and others bad.
💦 Aquafina is criticized for lacking a 'crispy pop' upon opening and is rated a 'D' for taste.
🧪 Smart Water, with electrolytes, is tested with math questions to see if it enhances intelligence, resulting in a 'B' rating.
🥤 The group discusses the presence of chemicals and microplastics in water, affecting their taste ratings.
🎁 New merchandise is introduced, including socks with unique designs.
🌳 Deer Park water is initially rated a 'D' due to a mix-up with another product.
🌊 Hawaiian volcanic water, despite its unique origin, is rated poorly due to its taste and high price.
🏔️ Water from the French Alps is well-received, with its cool bottle design and natural taste.
🏋️ Body Armor water, marketed for athletes, is introduced unexpectedly and is not part of the original list.

Q & A

What was the purpose of the discussion in the transcript?
-The purpose of the discussion was to rank different brands of water based on taste and other factors, to prove that not all water tastes the same.
What was the speaker's initial reaction to tap water?
-The speaker gave tap water a grade of F, indicating a strong dislike and suggesting that those who enjoy tap water do not actually like water.
What did the speaker think about Aquafina water?
-The speaker found Aquafina water to be suspicious due to its seamless opening and lack of a 'crispy pop'. They also mentioned a weird taste, giving it a grade of D.
How did the speaker react to Smart Water?
-The speaker initially gave Smart Water a grade of B after tasting it, but later changed their mind and gave it an F, comparing its taste to microplastics and feeling like it lowered their lifespan.
What was the speaker's opinion on Life Water?
-The speaker found Life Water to be perfectly balanced and gave it a grade of A, stating that it was going to turn their life around.
What was the issue with Deer Park water?
-The issue with Deer Park water was that it was associated with a train derailment in Ohio, leading the speaker to believe they were drinking toxic water, and they gave it a grade of S.
How did the speaker describe Hawaiian volcanic water?
-The speaker described Hawaiian volcanic water as coming from a volcano and being unique, but they did not provide a grade due to confusion over the water's origin and quality.
What was the speaker's reaction to Fiji Water?
-The speaker was initially excited about Fiji Water, known as 'Earth's finest water', but after tasting it, they found it to be terrible and gave it an F.
What did the speaker think about Essentia water?
-The speaker described Essentia water as supercharged ionized alkaline water, but they did not find it to be particularly good, giving it a grade of D.
What was the final water brand discussed in the transcript?
-The final water brand discussed was Liquid Death, which the speaker rated as the best water they've had, despite joking about it lowering their lifespan with every gulp.
What was the overall outcome of the water ranking?
-The overall outcome of the water ranking was a tier list based on the speakers' personal preferences and experiences, with varying grades from A to F.

Outlines

00:00

💧 Water Tasting Experiment: Ranking Brands

The video begins with the host expressing excitement about ranking over 50 different brands of water to prove that not all water tastes the same. The conversation quickly turns to a debate about the quality of tap water, with varying opinions on whether it's enjoyable or terrible. The host then moves on to taste test Aquafina, commenting on the lack of a crisp opening and questioning the 'perfect taste' claim. The discussion also includes a humorous mention of new merchandise, including socks, before moving on to rate various waters based on taste, packaging, and perceived quality.

05:01

🌊 Volcanic Water and Fijian Delights

In this segment, the host and his friends explore the unique offerings of Hawaiian volcanic water and Fiji Water, known for its premium status. The group reacts with a mix of fear, intrigue, and skepticism, especially when discussing the source and cost of the waters. The conversation takes a comedic turn when the host expresses a sudden urge to 'make waste' after drinking Fiji Water. The group also encounters a water bottle with a unique design, leading to a debate about the aesthetics and functionality of water packaging.

10:01

🏔️ Alpine Water and the Essence of Essentia

The host and his friends continue their water tasting journey with a focus on Essentia, a water brand that emphasizes ionized alkaline water. The group discusses the concept of ionization and its potential health benefits, but ultimately finds the taste unappealing. The video also includes a playful moment where the host pretends to have no water to taste, highlighting the camaraderie and humor among the group. The segment concludes with a discussion about BodyArmor sports water, which is met with mixed reviews, and a teaser for the next water to be tasted, Liquid Death, which promises to be a memorable experience.

Mindmap

Keywords

💡Water Brands

The term 'Water Brands' refers to the various commercial names under which bottled water is marketed and sold. In the video, the participants are ranking over 50 different brands of water to determine their taste preferences, highlighting the diversity and competition among water brands in the market.

💡Taste Test

A 'Taste Test' is a sensory evaluation where participants sample different products to assess their flavor and overall palatability. In the context of the video, the taste test is used to rank water brands based on their taste, despite the common belief that all water tastes the same.

💡Tap Water

Tap Water refers to the water that comes from the local water supply and is accessible from the faucet. In the video, tap water is used as a baseline for comparison against bottled water brands, with one participant strongly preferring their tap water due to its natural quality, while another participant dislikes it, associating it with poor taste and chemical aftertaste.

💡Electrolytes

Electrolytes are minerals that carry an electric charge and are essential for various bodily functions, including hydration. In the video, one water brand is described as having electrolytes, which is intended to make it more appealing for hydration purposes. However, one participant expresses concern that the presence of electrolytes, specifically salt, might lead to dehydration.

💡Microplastics

Microplastics are tiny plastic particles that can be found in various products and environments, including water. In the video, one participant expresses a concern that their water might contain microplastics, which is a broader environmental issue related to plastic pollution.

💡Merchandising

Merchandising refers to the promotion and sale of branded goods, often related to a particular media franchise or personality. In the video, the participants mention 'new merch' and discuss the features of the merchandise, such as socks and stickers, indicating a marketing strategy to promote their brand beyond the video content.

💡Volcanic Water

Volcanic Water refers to water that originates from volcanic regions and is often characterized by unique mineral compositions. In the video, one of the water brands is described as 'Hawaiian volcanic water,' which is considered exotic and unique, setting it apart from regular bottled water.

💡Alkaline Water

Alkaline Water is water with a pH level higher than 7, which means it is less acidic and has a higher concentration of hydroxide ions. It is often marketed as being healthier for the body due to its potential to neutralize acids in the body. In the video, one of the water brands is described as 'supercharged ionized alkaline water,' suggesting it has been processed to achieve these properties.

💡Product Expiration

Product Expiration refers to the date by which a product is no longer considered safe or optimal for consumption. In the video, one participant is surprised to find an expiration date on a bottle of water, leading to a discussion about the concept of water expiring.

💡Purified Water

Purified Water is water that has been treated to remove impurities and contaminants, typically through processes like distillation, reverse osmosis, or filtration. In the video, one participant expresses a dislike for purified water, suggesting it tastes 'terrible' and lacks the desirable qualities of natural spring water.

💡Water Tier List

A 'Water Tier List' is a ranking system used to categorize and order items within a specific context, in this case, different brands of water based on their taste and quality. The video's participants create their own water tier list as part of their taste test, assigning grades from F to A to each water brand.

Highlights

The group decides to rank over 50 different brands of water to prove that not all water tastes the same.

One member strongly dislikes tap water, claiming it's terrible and tastes like chemicals.

Another member defends their tap water, saying it's good because it's natural and from their location.

Aquafina water is criticized for lacking a 'crispy pop' when opened and tasting like microplastics.

Smart Water with electrolytes is tested, with a focus on whether it makes the taster smarter.

Deer Park water is rated poorly after a revelation about its source being contaminated.

A water bottle labeled as 'hydration' is mistaken for a moisturizer due to its scientific lab-like appearance.

Life Water is described as perfectly balanced, but its expiration date raises questions.

Hawaiian volcanic water, also known as wakia, is unique but not well-received.

Fiji Water is highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing to the tasters.

Core Water is discussed, with a focus on its cool bottle design and taste.

Evian water from the French Alps is praised for its natural taste and cool bottle.

Essentia water is described as supercharged ionized alkaline, but its taste is divisive.

Body Armor water is sports-oriented but not well-received by one member.

Geyser water is tasted, with opinions varying on its similarity to normal water.

Liquid Death is the final water tasted, and it receives high praise for its taste.

The group concludes with a water tier list, asserting that their rankings are definitive.