Iconic and Funny One Direction Moments part 2
Summary
TLDRتتضمن ملخص النص النصي للمقابلة التي تتضمن مجموعة One Direction، تتضمن المجموعة من الضحك واللعب والتفاعل مع الجمهور. يتحدث الأعضاء عن أعمالهم ورغباتهم وتجاربهم في الحياة، ويشاركون في الأسئلة والاستفتاءات بطريقة ممتعة وغير تقليدية. يتضمن النص الضحك والتعليقات الغير رسمية والتفاعل المستمر مع الجمهور، مما يعكس الروح الترفيهية والإيجابية للمجموعة.
Takeaways
- 🎤 مجموعة One Direction تتميز بشخصيات مميزة لكل عضو، مما يخلق دائمًا جوًا ممتعًا وناجم في المقابلات.
- 🍞 نيال يذكر عمله السابق في الخبز، مما يظهر الارتباط العاطفي بالماضي و返信ته للعمل.
- 😂 ال组成员们之间的幽默 والبرود يظهرون الود والookeness في المجموعة، مما يخلق جوًا ممتعًا.
- 🎵 ال组成员sing وyells وchants، مما يشير إلى أنهم متحمسين للموسيقى ويستمتعون بأداء الأغنية.
- 💃 ال组成员sing وdances، مما يظهر التفاعل المرح والتفاعل مع الجمهور.
- 🤔 ليام يطرح الأسئلة الغريبة، مثل الخوف من الListOf، مما يظهر طابعه الإبداعي و他对事物的独特看法.
- 🎉 ال组成员sing 'faith'، مما يشير إلى وجود أغاني جديدة أو مفضلة للمجموعة.
- 😹 نيال يضحك بشكل'iconic'، مما يظهر المزحة الممتعة التي ي praktrice ال组成员samongst أنفسهم.
- 🎤 ال组成员sing 'Something About the Way You Look Tonight' بشكل天使ي، مما يظهر مهاراتهم الفنية.
- 🏆 يحتفل ال组成员sing بفوز هاري في مسابقة، مما يظهر التنافسية والفرح بالنجاح.
Q & A
ما هي الوظيفة التي يعمل بها نيال قبل مسابقة فكتور?
-نيال يعمل في مخبز.
ما هي الأغنية التي تغنيها الفاتيكان على المسرح؟
-تغني الفاتيكان أغنية 'Sexy and I Know It'.
ما هي الرسالة التي يسألها هاري لواگن؟
-هاري يسأل واغن why haven't you returned my text messages?
ما هي الجملة التي تظهر أن هاري يفضل واغن فقط؟
-تظهر الجملة 'So it seems like Harry only ever had eyes for Wagner.' أن هاري يفضل واغن فقط.
ما هي الأغنية التي يغنيها لويس، ليام، نيال وزين؟
-يغنيوا أغنية 'Who Let the Dogs Out'.
ما هي الجملة التي تظهر أن لويس يحب الظهور في الكاميرا؟
-تظهر الجملة 'Louis: Oh my god, how did you get me so easy??? oh you watching it.' أن لويس يحب الظهور في الكاميرا.
ما هي الأغنية التي يغنيها المجموعة؟
-يغنيوا أغنية 'Something About the Way You Look Tonight'.
ما هي الجملة التي تظهر أن المجموعة تستمتع بتجربة السفر إلى أمريكا؟
-تظهر الجملة 'This is gonna be the last video diary for a little while, but we're going off to America. we'll see you soon' أن المجموعة تستمتع بتجربة السفر إلى أمريكا.
ما هي الجملة التي تظهر أن المجموعة لديها مشاعر عميقة؟
-تظهر الجملة 'There's only so much you can get across in like 10 min interviews and you know on social media, this is a bit It's just a lot deeper and it's gonna be a lot more about-' أن المجموعة لديها مشاعر عميقة.
ما هي الجملة التي تظهر أن المجموعة تستمتع بتجربة الأداء على المسرح؟
-تظهر الجملة 'N:Tonight.... L:we take this stage.... L:for the first time.... Z:we're ready.... H:are you?' أن المجموعة تستمتع بتجربة الأداء على المسرح.
Outlines
😀 One Direction's Playful Introductions and Antics
The paragraph showcases the band One Direction in a light-hearted and humorous setting. They introduce themselves in unison and individually, displaying camaraderie and playful banter. The members share anecdotes from their pre-X Factor days, engage in beatboxing and singing, and joke about their behavior in the kitchen. The script also includes playful exchanges among the band members, with Harry Styles being teased about unreturned text messages and romantic music playing in the background. The boys also perform 'Sexy and I Know It' and discuss their aspirations, including eternal youth and learning to fly, with a touch of humor and fantasy.
🎤 Behind-the-Scenes Fun and Q&A with One Direction
This segment delves into the band's interactions with fans and each other during a Q&A session. They address various questions with humor, discussing their fears, album release, and traffic-stopping antics. The band members also share their thoughts on songs like 'Who Let the Dogs Out' and engage in playful dancing and singing. The paragraph captures the energy and fun spirit of One Direction as they joke about their image, tease each other, and connect with fans in a light-hearted manner.
🏆 One Direction's Humorous Interview and Album Talk
In this paragraph, One Direction engages in a whimsical interview where they discuss their music, personal quirks, and interactions with fans. They talk about their upcoming album, share funny stories, and even reveal some surprising news about a song titled 'One Thing'. The band members also joke about their travel experiences, with Zayn mispronouncing 'Malibu' and the group having a laugh about it. The atmosphere is filled with humor and camaraderie as they discuss their experiences and tease each other.
😂 One Direction's Hilarious Interview and Fan Interactions
This section features One Direction in a lively and humorous interview setting. The band members discuss various topics, including their thoughts on boyfriends, embarrassing moments, and the naughtiest thing they've been caught doing. They also interact with fans, answering quirky questions and engaging in playful banter. The paragraph captures the band's humor, charm, and the lighthearted dynamic between the members and their fans.
🎶 One Direction's Playful Encounters and Performances
The paragraph highlights One Direction's playful and musical side. They engage in a series of humorous exchanges, discuss their preferences in food and activities, and showcase their singing talents with snippets of songs. The band members also joke about their experiences with fan fiction and handle personal questions with a mix of humor and honesty. The overall tone is upbeat and filled with the band's signature wit and camaraderie.
🤣 One Direction's Witty and Chaotic Interview
This section presents One Direction in a chaotic yet entertaining interview. The band members engage in witty banter, joke about each other's talents, and share humorous anecdotes. They also interact with fans, discussing their preferences and even performing impromptu songs. The paragraph captures the band's dynamic personality and their ability to turn any situation into a fun and engaging experience.
🎤 One Direction's Lighthearted Moments and Fan Connection
The paragraph showcases One Direction's lighthearted interactions with fans and each other during an event. They discuss their experiences, share jokes, and engage in playful banter. The band members also show their appreciation for their fans' support and tease each other about their antics. The atmosphere is filled with laughter and a sense of camaraderie among the band and their fans.
😄 One Direction's Playful Antics and Personal Anecdotes
This section features One Direction in a series of playful and personal moments. They share stories about their lives, joke about each other's quirks, and engage in humorous exchanges. The band members also discuss their experiences with fans and the media, providing a glimpse into their personalities and the dynamics within the group. The paragraph captures the fun and lighthearted spirit of One Direction.
🎉 One Direction's Humorous Encounters and Awards
The paragraph highlights One Direction's humorous interactions during an event, where they discuss various topics, including their preferences, experiences, and even their physical attributes. They also react to an award they've received, showing their excitement and gratitude. The band members engage in playful banter and share funny stories, creating a lighthearted and entertaining atmosphere.
😆 One Direction's Quirky Moments and Fan Interactions
This section presents One Direction in a series of quirky and humorous moments. They interact with fans, answer questions, and engage in playful banter. The band members also discuss their experiences with food, fashion, and even personal hygiene in a funny and candid manner. The paragraph captures the band's humorous side and their ability to connect with fans through laughter and shared experiences.
😜 One Direction's Playful Teasing and Inside Jokes
The paragraph showcases One Direction's playful teasing and inside jokes during an interview. They discuss various topics, including their personal lives, music, and experiences with fans. The band members also share funny stories and engage in lighthearted banter, revealing their close-knit relationship and the humor they share. The overall tone is casual and filled with laughter.
🎈 One Direction's Lighthearted Moments and Fan Appreciation
This section features One Direction in a lighthearted and appreciative mood. They discuss their plans for when they return home, share funny stories, and engage with fans. The band members also express their gratitude for their fans' support and tease each other in a playful manner. The paragraph captures the band's humorous side and their genuine appreciation for their fans.
😉 One Direction's Humorous and Engaging Interactions
The paragraph highlights One Direction's humorous and engaging interactions with fans and the media. They discuss various topics, including their pets, food preferences, and personal experiences. The band members also joke about each other's appearances and habits, creating a fun and relaxed atmosphere. The overall tone is playful and filled with the band's signature humor.
Mindmap
Keywords
💡One Direction
💡X Factor
💡الantics
💡Harry
💡Louis
💡Zayn
💡Niall
💡Liam
💡ال对口型
💡الضحك
Highlights
One Direction introduces themselves multiple times, emphasizing their unity and identity as a band.
Niall shares his pre-X Factor job, adding a personal touch and showing their humble beginnings.
The boys engage in playful banter and beatboxing, showcasing their camaraderie and musical talents.
Liam's comment on his bandmates' behavior in the kitchen reveals their fun and lighthearted dynamic.
The romantic storyline involving Harry and Wagner hints at the band's involvement in entertaining narratives.
Zayn's minimal words highlight his quiet personality, adding diversity to the group's character.
The group performs 'Sexy and I Know It', demonstrating their singing and dancing skills.
Harry speaks incredibly fast when answering a question, showing his ability to handle pressure with humor.
The band's playful toast to the presenter with great boobs reveals their cheeky and confident side.
Louis and Liam's interaction about 'Vas Happenin'?' showcases their playful and humorous rapport.
Harry's victory in a contest within the band highlights their competitive but friendly nature.
Niall's fear of spoons is an unusual and intriguing personal detail that adds depth to their character.
The album release in November is announced, giving fans something to look forward to.
Niall's humorous traffic control incident shows the band's playful and adventurous side.
The band's discussion about 'Who Let the Dogs Out' reflects their shared appreciation for music.
Harry's comment on 'Wind in the Willows' adds a quirky and personal insight into his interests.
The band's playful interaction with the interviewer about 'booby vibe' shows their humor and comfort with each other.
Louis's playful confession about Harry's love interest adds a personal and humorous touch to their dynamic.
The band's playful and competitive nature is evident in their reactions to winning and losing.
Harry's comment about being grounded due to not being paid yet is a humorous take on fame and success.
The band's playful and candid conversation about personal topics shows their openness and humor.
The band's playful and humorous interaction with fans and each other highlights their down-to-earth nature.
Transcripts
Hi, we are One Direction.
Hi, we're One Direction
Hi, we're One Direction
Hi, we're One Direction
Hi, we're One Direction
We're One Direction
*before x factor Niall dancing and singing*
I work in a bakery
*Choir singing Christmas songs*
*the boys beat boxing over it*
Liam: two of my crazy band members
they are just displaying here, how not to behave in the kitchen.
ouch
Voice over: How many are there???
The girls: Harry, Harry, you said I was the One
Wagner: Harry, why haven't you returned my text messages?
*romantic music*
Voice over: So it seems like Harry only ever had eyes for Wagner.
Louis: Zayn?
Zayn: wot?
As you all know, I'm a boy of very few words
thank you
*Louis, Liam, Niall, and Zayn singing and dancing to "Sexy and I Know It"*
*screams*
*grunts and shouts*
Aiden: Next question is from half man, half woman.
Harry: This question is from Chiara Salter
*the fastest harry has ever spoke* Where do you want to be in the next two years?
*wahhhhHHHHH*
*the boys singing faith*
Good night
Louis: We're just, um, just throwing money into Cher's bag
Mary: they're trying to kill me, they really are.
Louis: Harry watch out!
Harry: AH
*singing "Something About the Way You Look Tonight" so angelically, while laying on his back*
Niall: *singing* I want to live forever,
Zayn: Eternal youth, that'd be sick
Niall: *singing* I want to learn how to fly
Zayn: *singing* hiiiIggggHHHHH
Zayn: I wanna live forever
maybe they'll remember my name, ooHH
Toast to presenter with great boobs!
have you seen Dermot's pair??? Hello!
Louis: Zayn, Zayn
Niall: Zayn, Zayn
Zayn: Vas happenin??
Niall: Zayn, big shout out to the Irish people?
Niall: Zayn? Irish people?
Zayn: Vas Happening?? Have you got it as well?
Harry: I've got it as well!
Zayn: you want to try it? Try it, try it
Niall: give me some, give me some!
Zayn: Dring some, drink some quickly, Liam
oh god!
Vas Happenin'?
Louis: Who do you think the winner is Liam?
It's not you haha, but it's not you either
Harry Styles!
Harry: YES I WIN
Louis: But I'm afraid you didn't win
Guy: Like, Oh my god, this is so disappointing.
Louis: So our winner is...
Our winner is....
Not even you,
its Harry!
Harry: Yay!! I win!
WOOOOOOOO
Louis: Matt, you haven't won
But Niall, you haven't either, because today's winner is
Harry Styles!
Harry: YES I WIN, I WON, YES, I WON AGAI
I just think,
SUPPPPERRRRRMAAAaaaaNNNNNN
so we're gonna take a few of your questions...
Thanks Barry, that was very, very, very, very... good
*promotes the x factor webstie*
Niall *mocking*: *heavy breathing* hahaha I'm liam.
Was your biggest fear and why?
I have a strange fear of spoons
Ever since I was little I've never-
that wasn't resemblance a spoon at all...
Vas Happenin'!
The album comes out in november
and we- oh nice one :)
Niall: Window wont go up- uh oh
uh - uh
Cars coming through-STOP
I've stopped the traffic,
And the people, and letting them through
I've always been a massive fan of "Who Let the Dogs Out"
I think melodically it's a really strong song
For me, its "Who Let the Dogs Out"
The video diaries are back, the video diaries- Inbetweeners dance GO!
Niall: STOP
Is it a video?
Zayn: While we're in America as well, while we're in,
was it Malabami?
The boys: Malibu!
Zayn: Malibu, Malibu, sorry. 'malibami???"
*harry doing the sprinkler*
Harry, Niall, and Louis: Hi, we're One Direction! And you're listening to...
*Zayn and Liam unbothered*
Interviewer: I'd imagine you do quite naughty things
Harry: WHY?
Interviewer: You seem like the naughty one of the group, if I'm honest.
Harry: you have no idea....
WAZZZ UPPP
Harry: Have you seen "Wind in the Willows"???
*ignores harry*
Harry: Have you seen "Wind in the Willows"???
sooooo good!
Interviewer: Shuffle or a moonwalk?
Niall: Moonwalk while shuffling!
Interviewer: Tea or chocolate?
Liam: Chocolate with tea in it!
Interviewer: Brown or blonde hair?
Louis: Brown hair with blonde streaks!
Interviewer: That is NOT an answer.
Apple or Bananas?
Zayn: Bananas with apples and tomatoes.
Interviewer: Okayyyyyy..... hello kitty or winnie the pooh?
Harry: winnie the-
Liam: winnie the pooh's kitty
Harry: At one point we were all topless! together!
We've.... got..... a..... plan.....
get ready for:
One Direction Detection!
Harry: you can fart from your armpit???
host: Harry, honestly, where have you- you've been locked away for too long
Harry: sorry man
Zayn: hello?
Louis: OH MY GOD IS THAT- IS THAT ZAYN!?!?
Zayn: uhhh, okay
Louis: Zayn, im like your biggest fan!
zayn: alright louis..
Louis: Oh my god, how did you get me so easy??? oh you watching it.
Liam: *mocks Darth Vader* the force is strong.
They look a bit new, so we're just gonna scuff them up a bit.
Louis: Dont ya wish your girlfriend was hot like me!
Harry: AHH NOT ON THE DS
Louis: dont ya harreh
So how far are you..
chicken filet! chicken filet is my favorite word for boob!
Zayn: Loueh wot you doing?
*Iconic Niall laugh*
Louis: what should I say?
Fan: "Can I get order a chili cheese fries"
Louis:*american accent* hi, can I get an order of chili chips, please :)
Louis: if I was to look in your feridgorator
I've started so I finished, if I was to look in your feridgorator-
refridgeorfretorator-
fridge
*dramatic violin version of Shaggy's "It Wasn't Me"*
Louis: It would be a bit more emotional than that to be honest
Harry: It was oooOVVVAAAA
This is gonna be the last video diary for a little while, but we're going off to America. we'll see you soon
Zayn: energy juice!
Liam: Energy juice!
Niall: Thanks for all your support. Thank you all for coming to the Tour
And those of you that didn't get to come,
maybe we'll do a tour next year and you'll get to pop along...
*niall trying to be serious again and the others going crazy*
Zayn: Come on Harry spin!
Harry spin!
Spin one more time! One more for good luck! there we go.
Niall: *California accent* Oh my god lets go surfing
Oh my god this is great!
Liam: yeah I've got the fastest time,
like, 2 minutes, dead. what.
Louis: 2 minutes dead.
He's not an endurance man.
Louis: 2 minutes and it's all over.
Liam: I'm trying to crack 2 minutes!
Louis: take it or leave it!
*legendary niall laugh*
Louis: *high pitched* HHAHAHHAHA
Louis: they're kinda different vibes, thats like a booby vibe.
Niall: da booby vibe
Harry: vibes :) Liam: booby vibe
Interviewer: that could be the next single
Louis: Yes! "That's What Your Booby Vibe Is".
Louis: We have some news that we thought that maybe you should be aware of
Harry here, has
Harry: Dont say it
Louis: I've gotta say it
Fallen deeply in love. It was blossoming from the start. "I love her". You heard it here first
Louis: Its One Thing.
Interviewers: Okay... "its one thing"?
Niall: thats a sugarscape exclusive
Louis: its called One Thing
Zayn: WHAAAT? are you crazy, youre not meant to tell em!
Louis: well I've told them now :)
Louis: In France....
Harry: *shakes head* Italy Niall: Italy Zayn: Italy
Louis: Does it matta where we were??
the boys: YES IT DOES
Harry: No games. No jokes. No fun. No laughing.
No singing. No dancing. No fun. No games. Just serious.
Liam: very serious
Louis: Liam's mustache
Liam: very serious
Zayn: Yeah, yeah
Liam: *reciting an SNL skit/song*
Liam: step 1 Zayn: put your...
Zayn:... d!ck in a box
Zayn: step 2 then you open the box
Louis: meanwhile Zayn's lost the plot
Liam: I admire Zayn's big.... huge...
quiff
Zayn: alright thought we were going somewhere else there.
Liam: I'd make that pigeon disappear
Zayn: you horrible man
Liam: He's gone
Louis: I'd make that pigeon reappear.
harry: whats this?
Louis: AHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHH AHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHH
THAT REALLY HURT THIS IS REAL
THIS IS REAL IT DOES REALLY HURT
Liam: I came home one day and my turtle was just missing a foot.
Louis: Liam lives a crazy life.
Liam: Hello. Fan: Hi Liam!
liam: Uh You've got very colorful trousers on
Fan: What?
*little girl shows a pic of herself dressed as harry for halloween*
Harry: Is that you? dressed as me? whattt?
When was this?
Halloween?! Its not scary
How was it, fun? Did you get loads of sweets?
Did you get this many, or this many sweets?
this many sweets, good!
Do you want me to sign it? *he is so sweet🥺*
Sorry Harry. the weddings off we didn't have anything special.
Zayn: I love your stanking ass?
Interviewer: Can you say it?
Zayn*american accent*:I love your stankin ass
Liam: I love your stanking ass man. yo.
Interviewer: we adopted you a Zebra from the Zoo.
Zayn: whats his name? is his name Zebra?
Yay! I have a zebra!
3 years later: Obviously, we've got to mention the Z word. the first album without-
Harry: Zebra! where!?
Interviewer: Circumcised or uncircumcised?
Louis: I'm not circumcised Liam: Im not Circumcised.
Interviewer: neither am I, high five!
Louis: Beer five!
Interviewer: There's a lot of pressure riding on this interview right now
I'm sweating like a hooker in church because if I mess this up
Liam: ope nialls coming to join us
Interviewer: niall want to come and join us?
Liam and Zayn: come on niall! :)
interviewer: bye zayn: see ya later niall
Louis: Harry, have her number
Harry: is this you?
Khloe Kardashian: Hi niall<3
Niall: hello khloe :) how are you you alright?
Khloe: anyone with an accent can have a crush on me
Zayn: sounds like shes flirty to me,
think you better ask her out on a date
Harry: Niall looks at pictures of you before he goes to bed.
Niall: That's a lie
Khloe: hope youre not alone when you look at those pictures ;)
Harry: he is, and hes naked!
Interviewer: if you were a chair what celebrity would you let sit on you?
Louis: great question!
Louis: that is a great question! omg what an amazing question.
Louis: zayn, listen to this question: if you were a chair, what celebrity would you let sit on you?
what a great question?
Harry: Our award for.... SHAGGERS OF THE YEAR
The boys: YAYYYYYY
Zayn: well we're not quite sure what this one means, so...
Liam: Yeah,,, we'll just keep it
Louis: Its related to sex..
Zayn: is it? harry: what's that?
Louis: ehhh, I don't know
Interviewer: What's the naughtiest thing you've ever been caught doing by your parents
Harry: I don't know if I can say it on radio
nterviewer: when you come to a place the girls cream{scream }they pass out
How does that feel?
Harry: ummm I think
*The boys lose it*
Interviewer: good, huh?! Just say it!
Louis:yeahhh Liam: really good
Harry: its just not something you could ever get used to
Louis:you could never get used to that no
Liam:no, not at all *iconic niall laugh*
Girl: Okay, and my friends want to know what you think about boyfriends?
Boy fans...😳
Niall: *singing* if i was your boyfriend
Girl: my awkwardness is showing, im sorry
Niall: Its fine! shes not nervous!
Girl: shaking😳
Interviewer: now i know which one harry is, youre harry.
Zayn, youre zayn, and niall...
Louis? Liam: yep
Interviewer: you must be Liam
Louis: thats right yeah
harry: HA
Zayn: yay! harry beat him!
Harry: I got hit in the face with a tampon on stage once
Interviewer: I don't even want to ask the follow-up question to that so I won't
Niall: ? there is no follow up question?
interviewer: Yes there is!
Harry: the question is "was it used?" and no it was still in the package.
niall: oh my god, holy shit
Niall: omg how do you walk in these things?
Niall: she said her jeans are falling down!
girl: i didnt have a bra on, and my pants are falling down...
harry: :) this is the BEST interview ive ever done!
Harry: you, come on, cover this
interviewer: would the band stay together if one of them left?
and who would leave?
Liam: Honestly, I genuinely don't think anyone would leave ever ever ever we'll be doing this-
its never gonna happen
Louis: oh god zayns left
Interviewer: oh no Zayns gone everybody! Exclusive!
Liam: swag is like cool and like yo
fresh, homedogs, an R&B person
little girl: *awkward* yeah
liam: yo, homeboys
Louis: Niall, from One Direction,
Zayn, from One Direction
Harry, from One Direction
And Liam, I cant reach.
Harry, a sock please,
quicker
we dont have much time.
give me-
zayn: ohhh that stinky
Let's go crazy, crazy, crazy till we see the-
louis: just stop
Zayn: It's not, its not good at all.
guy: just one more chance, yeah?
Come on. harry I can be you with a wig?
Harry: Im sorry bro
guy: I could do your hair-
Louis: GO AWAY!
Louis: woah there we go!
the boys in sync: WOW
Louis: kay tea patero ninja
Girl: ohh I'd show that niall a trick or two
guy: quite the artists, aint ya Brenda?
Hi :)
Zayn: Being in the balls
louis: being in the balls, ladies and gentlemen, that was Zayn's favorite!
Louis:...anyway
Louis: Just to go through this again, you're squatting and you're looking at your own...
Interviewer: At your own have your own bottom
Louis: I assume the bumhole?
Interviewer: Well, it could be any aspect of your bottom
Louis: What is it to make sure that you've wiped correctly. Or ???????
*One way or another plays*
*Zayn:😈*
*niall:😶😳*
"mrs. Obama lets me in the back door really"
Liam: whats a girl beautiful for you Zayn?
zayn: uh I say it all the time, the lads always laugh, they'll probably laugh again.
Harry: he never laugh
zayn: yeah you do you always laugh
Louis: we never ever laugh the boys: we never would!
zayn: i think intelligence-
louis: BAHAHAHHA
*the boys lose it*
*Zayn nearly falls on national television*
N:Tonight.... L:we take this stage.... L:for the first time.... Z:we're ready.... H:are you?
interviewer *talking about fanfics* : you and Nick Grimshaw on a rollercoaster touching each other,
that sorta thing? harry: thats awful.
Louis: Taylor swift?
harry: yep :/
Liam: I just wanna say we've had this award 2 seconds and already we've broke it.
Alan: and Louis is it true your going deaf from the screaming?
I said deaf from the screaming!
What do we do when we're bored?
Niall: Well, I just sit around watch TV and play the guitar.
Zayn: Oh so you strum
Harry: wat?
Girls: It's really odd. no, no, I swear Liam just moved
Harry: haha *makes it short like louis'*
Liam: *bug* AHHH AHHH
Harry: GET AWAY, GET AWAY
fan: what is he doing???
other fan: i dont know but its hot
Baby if you say you want me to drive...
..to KFC chicken. I love chicken
harry: ...you flip you hair gets me *moans*
Harry: I love my hair today! thanks Louise! 🥰
Lou: stop touching me. don't touch me.
stylist: louis why are you doing that?
louis: cause brand spanking new looks weird!!
*stylist cant comprehend*
paul: youre a dancer, ~inside~ youre a dancer
Harry: There's only so much you can get across in like 10 min interviews and you know on social media,
this is a bit It's just a lot deeper and it's gonna be a lot more about-
Louis: is that as deep as your voice? just checking
Harry: *higher pitched* its it's gonna be a lot more about...
*last first kiss reggae version*
Liam: yeah yeah yeahhhhhh
Louis: *mocks fans voices* yeah yeah yeah!
Liam: if you just wanna take it slow
Louis: *mocks fans voices*....and you just wanna take me home
🥺
*superhero teenage dirtbag montage*
Niall: theres enough room for everyone. we're all having fun
Harry: tHeReS eNoUgH rOoM fOr eVeRyOnE!
come on barbie lets go party ah ah ah ah yeah
Interviewer: you expect like: sex drugs and rock n roll
Liam: wOAH niall: what is this??
interviewer: If you delete a little footage about drug and groupies in the hotels doing bad things witchu
Harry: This... is.... a... Family press conference by the way
Niall: loads of families here! Louis: what an imaginative question
harry: ummmm
i dOnT kNoW wHaT tHe qUeStIon wAs
harry: come to me
Yes! Im melting!
Harry: yay!
Louis: Melting!!!
Interviewer: most likely to have a secret twitter account
louis: and we know why 😏
liam: said her name was Georgia Rose
harry: ouch🤕
*iconic niall laugh*
zayn: im a vampire get away >:)
Niall: Mark get the boom out of the shot, youre ruining it! what are you doing, mark?
harry: NO NO Noooo Nooooo nooooo
Harry: how's your meal?
Guy: *some thick manly british accent* yeah, fantastic, yeah
Harry: *mocking his accent* yeah, fantastic lads, lads table, yeah
So when there's none of them in here, we trash it.
zayn: big up yourselves
harry: its a womb like flat
liam: its got some very nice wombs
grimmy: one bed-womb
*niall talking* Harry: shut up bro
niall: i hate you, just leave, please. Yeah, no, no forgot what he's gonna say.
Niall: ... he just pissed off everyone. and nobody wants him to be here
niall: I hate you, your such a child you have the mentality of a 5 year old
zayn: and i sent a nude picture of harry to a group of 6 people
Harry: that is not truuueee
liam: wow can i see
UH WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR
paul: go niall! taking the crowd with ya
liam: uhh I love Kfc? *melody o MM* "i love KFC"
*Julian and liam and others singing "i love KFC"*
"its greasy and its chicken and its chicken and its chicken"
"i love KFC!"
Loius: For me it's more of a general like maturity and like-
Liam: matu- maturity from you?
Louis: *sassy* uh yes liam actually, if you please give me a second to explain myself.
Zoella: how many have you got in? well you have to count
Niall: chubby bunny
Harry: chuhybuhne
harry: chuby bunie
Zoella: How many of you got in? keep going keep going
I think that niall might have a few more- you're dribbling you're dribbling
harry: no way
Zoella: was that 3???
niall: i've got the worst gag reflex in the world
Zoella: Wait how many of you got?
harry: *unintelligible mumbles*
*the boys sing "my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard*
Niall: MARCEL Harry: ope hi
niall: hey you know i used to be a dancer?
Louis: really what kind?
Niall: ehhh mainly tap
louis: youve got the shape for that
Harry: I want you to meet Leroy. He's gonna be your choreographer. Leeroy, hmmm
Liam: Hi boys hi
Liam you stay exactly the way you are because you are perrr-fect
Louis: Last time I spoke to you you were really drunk. Yeah
some guy: Awkward
Liam: YES tommo
Girl: anyway..... Harry: *mocks* anyway...
Louis: hammered, wasted, sorry ill stop.
harry: couldn't stand straight
Interviewer: whats your secret talent?
I can still do this *armpit fart*
Niall: yESSSS
Zayn: yo take them off slow bro
"This is the song of one direction
This is the song of one direction we like writing songs, one direction on a bad flow
one direction, Here we go one direction, oh, yeah yeah, *record scratch imitation*
liam: dolphin noises
They're sensational!
Im niall
Im harry
louis: OI OI
Niall: These are my friends
*so done* hi
interviewer: can anyone show me a tattoo we havent seen before? What do we got
Interviewer: im not gonna stop you Harry: im absolutely kidding.
Interviewer: You are absolutely kidding, but it was exciting for a minute
harry: um, family recipe two generations usually comes out on top, so we'll see
Mark: theres pickle! gemma: oh jesus!
Mark: come one, mr. styles!
thats fantastic
harry: I just, you know, I'm just really glad that they liked it
You know, I kind of feel like my great-great granddad is- had cooked it himself
louis: liam, come to da door a minute! 😏
harry: ewwww
And our team name is: We're the bestest, we're the bestest
what have you thought about the album so far?
girl: its amazing! harry: you like it?
girl: omg you actually in here harry: its quite warm in here isnt it
the boys and crew: come on Niall!
niall: omg
Tyler: What is your middle name?
Zayn: Beyonce
interviewer:So, what would you guys do if you were the mayor of Auckland?
Niall: well whats your public transport system like?
Interviewer: little bit average
niall: i think we should start spending money....
I think that you should- we should get a new maternity wing at the hospital, we've got a baby coming
niall: I LOVE DUCKS!
louis: thank you, niall🙄
piers: whats the thing you dont want to be asked?
harry: ummm,
lets go back to the autoque
harry: can Oprah do this instead? we need oprah, lets switch him out.
piers: oprah was too expensive.
Harry: I mean first choice would be you
piers: obviously
Harry: I mean not so obviously and I'd go...
*baby cries*
harry: oh theres a baby's cry!
piers: that is my daughter and you've made a cry, its her birthday today
harry: I'm sorry, happy birthday
Piers: She's two today and you just made my daughter cry.
harry: I really like your pigtails
Piers: what people to know is why? Have you had a gun tattooed to your body?
Louis: It's a water gun. Zayn: its a water gun
it shoots water
Louis: uh, liam, you've died once didnt you?
Liam: mate, i've died a few times
Defined girlfriends
Harry: "Elmo says" "Cookie"
Interviewer: You've stayed very grounded. haven't you.
Harry: thank you
Interviewer: how?
harry: cause they havent paid me yet!
im joking :)
Interviewer: You guys are a brand more than band, what do you say to that
harry: This isn't because I didn't have an answer and I'm stalling
interviewer: I mean that criticism that you're a brand- you really dont wanna answer this question, do you?
Harry: alright how long we've got left here
*harry runs to niall, saying that was for you*
Ben: okay, your face: dont smile, nice and serious!
louis: Slight phobia of pigeons, birds
*they look SO GODDAMN GOOD*
Interviewer: niall youve got chest hair, you've all got facial hair.
niall: louis, it still hurts.
louis: that was a lot as well
no nonono
interviewer: maybe theres still a little boy in him
louis: you can have some
brooklyn, becker, braden, brazen and brizane
Niall What's up, Morgan?
Harry: Hello Morgan
Liam: sup, girl
Louis: yo, long time no see, girl
Zayn: How's your guinea pig? girlllll
Liam: How exactly are you feeling right now coming off two Brits, this is your third year at the Brits? how are you enjoying that?
Louis: quite different to you Liam Payne because you've consumed a lot of alcohol, potentially too much
liam: Zayn, What's going on with you right now? How are you feeling? What what is the word from you right now?
Zayn: weetabix
Liam: Can we ask for an exclusive radio one ticket to the gun show?
Liam: Look ladies and gentlemen
*iconic tour opening*
Zayn: any rappers on tonight?
liam: lil waynes performing
little wayne, lil wheezy
niall: rootie, root, roots the roots: and One Direction!
*sings santa clause is coming to town*
*thats hot*
interviewer: you guys a fan of our team?
Niall: Yeah, yeah, I was expecting a lot more out of-
Harry: they have nice, they have nice shorts
harry: your flies open, genuinely wide open
Harry: well we do- this is how we always hang out actually
Jimmy: you do-you have a fish eye lens
Harry: we kinda just sit around
jimmy: you dont sit in chairs normally?
harry: no
AHHHHHHH
AHHH
Niall: shes my new girlfriend, She's a bit like that statue of Barack Obama in my garden,
it's good to have around
Niall: thats Sir to you, dont call me niall
Zayn: Sir Niall? Changed
Louis: who is this music mongal...
zayn: mongal?
Louis: i knew as soon as I said it
a mogul, a muggle, a mongal, whatever youd like
Niall: never seen people like me before
little irish fellas coming in with dyed hair and woooOO, dancing
Niall: Jonathon, I've got a question, I'm gonna embarrass myself in before in front of about 400 people here I really need the toilet
Jonathon: But we almost done here you want to hang on for a couple minutes, but thing is
you can't relax and enjoy it when you need to go to toilet
Niall: I wasn't enjoying itanyway
Jonathon: And you learn a little bit the language in each country dont you? is that right?
What are you learn in Japan?
*sorry i cant spell Japanese words*
Zayn: i didn't learn anything in japan
Zayn: The first time I went on a plane I went on a plane with these boys
So before the plane took off im sat with Louis on one side Liams on the other
and louis goes "right when it takes off, its gonna do a loop de loop in the air"
So like I remember for like 20 minutes of the journey I was waiting for it, to go like upside down, just terrified
Niall: You know, we're coming into the airport all they gotta do is go
"snap snap snap, cool, cool, cool, we're in LA" nice
but instead " jab, jab, jab, push push push" not nice
Niall: nervous, passionate, motivated by the gaffer
Niall: OK LIAM
*angry british accent* LETS GO OUT THERE AND GET THE 3 POINTS
SORT THESE GEEZERS OUT! All RIGHT
Liam: I had one kidney for a long time boys, so i'm well trained in that area
Zayn: you never had 1 Louis: he never had 1 kidney it was a myth!
Louis: he's fooled the world!
ben: when you were a child someone said you had 1 kidney
Liam: it was confirmed that one of my kidneys was scarred. right?
But then when i went to the doctors when I was 18, somehow it healed it!
Louis: we were told he didn't have one!
Ben: the kidney just healed?
Louis: we were told he didnt have one, it was gone! zayn: how does that happen?
Liam: Oh, no, I always had one it was scarred. It just didn't work
Ben: ok the one out of the five of you that actually doesn't necessarily have two functioning kidneys
can hold it in for a full and you four cant
Louis: hes buggng it, his kidneys are tops!
Harry: there'll be no hoes at the stables niall, thank you very much
Niall: I cant just like shit on the floor or something like that
harry: "poo-poo" please
niall: "poo-poo"
Niall: whowhowho else
harry: *mocks* whowhowho else
harry: wot?
liam: can you read or no?
harry: oh okay
Interviewer: You're on antibiotics?
Niall: yeah
Interviewer: Is it the flu, mate?
Niall: dont know what it is, i'll tell you what man its killing me
Harry: Thanks for telling me before we sat so close
Harry: yeah its uh, highly contagious
Interviewer: yeah, my ass is big!
You like big asses?? yeah? okay!
*Harrys face*
*liam starts singing: i like big butts and I cannot lie*
Interviewer: I want to play with you guys- what you doing?
*harry mocks her as he sits*
Interviewer: you've got a big ass too!
Weird guy: Happy Monday one direction
someone: you kidding me bro?
Interviewer: And I'm 190 by the way
Louis: yeah, how tall are you? 190?
Liam: replay
Louis: how tall are you?
Interviewer: what is the next step?
liam: replay high pitched
louis: *high pitch* how tall are you?
Louis: Yeah, that was weird, okay
Louis: can you direct these mics a bit better, liam. Sorry about that.
Harry: Sorry, I think one of the cool things about this one. Is that like each song
might have been recorded and like three different places.
Oh, oh dear
Yeah, can I have a vanilla latte with a shot of that caramel creamer!
Scott: when i am with you
Liam: *high pitched* theres no place I'd rather be!
Harry: *mocking paps* DO YOU HAVE ANY NUDES ON THE CLOUD?
And i said "yeah, loads."
interviewer: are you a hologram right now?
Zayn: yeah exactly Im not real
Harry: I dont know where Id go, but when youre in the vios it doesn't matter where youre going
cause you always feel at home.
Interviewer: wow.
interviewer: whos the- the main fucker in the band?
harry: father?
interviewer: no fucker! with the girls
Who has most with the girls?
*disbelief on harrys face*
Liam: *thows niall under the bus*
Harry: louis tomlinson...
niall: ...got papped snogging...
zayn: ...taylor swift.
the boys: woahhhhh harry: you know you could have told me
louis: jesus wow
louis: meanwhile, Zayn malik...
...swiped right on tinder for...
liam:... Ben Winson!
harry: And organic.... guacamole- im jokin
harry: I used to be a baker so I love being in the back of a bread van☺️
Louis: "perfect" yeah, new single, have you heard it?
interviewer: no, no, want me to tell you the truth
Louis: you should have, before I spoke to you, you little shit.
Harry: October 16- sack that off
James: harry wont eat it he is off the unrefined sugar right now
grimmy: oh my god, its like Annes here!
*harry=done*
Interviewer: whats the first thing you guys do when you get back home?
Liam: I've got a massive Great Dane that I go and say hello to; he's funny. He's a big huge dog.
Interviewer: a big dog? is that because you have something to compensate for?
Liam: ohhhh no its just means we've got things in common
Louis: ayeee brap brap brap!!
*harrys robot voice*if i was beyonce for a day I would do a concert performing some of her many hits including:
Single Ladies, Halo, and Drunk in Love.
Harry: Im going out tonight, Im feeling alright, Im gonna have
niall: a good TIIIIMMMEE
harry: alright lets play, none of that.
Louis: OI OI
Baby look what youve done- done- done done-
Grimmy: Hang on...
thanks Niall
Niall: ha. jesus.
Liam: but i just wanna se ya.
aaahhhHHHHHHHHHHHH
Harry: we've lost another one!
harry: we're dropping like flies!
*Booty booty booty booty booty booty booty*
Harry: its not about winners or losers, but we won!
Don't understand the world's obsession with one direction what is attractive about little boys with gross hair and skinny jeans
harry: of course...
Liam: "please say: nakakapapa
nakapa
nakapagbagada
harry: are you stood on a chair?
crowd: ohhhHHHH
harry: you're NOT stood on a chair???
How tall are you??
guy: 6'7''
Harry: He's 9 feet tall!
the crowd goes like this........*.......
the girl behind you is like "jesus!"
girls: HELLO! Harry:*gotta zayn*
girl: harry! dont run :)
harry:*😑 ma'am get off me*
Harry: give me an "oh yeah!"
Crowd: OH YEAH
harry: Give me an "ooh yah"
crowd: ooooH yaH
harry: give me an "oH yES"
crowd: oH YES
harry: give me an "ooooOOOH YES"
crowd: OOOOOOHHH YESS
interviewer: front page of the national enquirer says that obama is having a secret affair with you
Harry: right.... I've heard some good ones in my time.
harry: we've had a technical difficulty! HEY!
Niall: "going out tonight changes into something red-" ahahhaHHAH this is the funniest thing ive ever seen
Harry: We just really really love "Night Changes"
Who wants to see any other songs?
too bad, cause we're just gonna do this one over and over again
Louis: Chicken...
...stuffed with mozzerella.
liam: "stuffed"
Louis yes stuffed liam, thats what Jamie Oliver said.
...wrapped in Parma ham...
...bang it in the oven...
...with some mash potato.
and its not mash potato out the box, its some homemade mash and gravy.
Harry: Oh Hi, I'm sorry I didn't see you there. That's totally awkward random.
Niall: Where are we going today, mark?
Harry: his face says: "shit, I've got chlamydia"
Liam: who the hell put my seat heater on? Stop it man! My ass is on fire!
harry: I'd do niall
I tweeted theres nothing worse than waking up in the morning, you can't have a cuppa tea because you've got no milk, right
Within an hour I looked outside theres someone ringing me bell relentlessly.
its this like 45 year old woman, she comes to the door and shes like heres the milk.
Im like, I mean thanks luv.
jesus christ!
james: Look, we've got some people here, say hello
liam: shes been following me for weeks James: noooo!
the boys: hello!
Harry: drive safely! put your hands on the wheel
Louis: you've got no belts on young lady james: seat belts on!
liam: She's been following me for a while that one. I've seen her a couple times now.
Alan: what was yours, harry? when did you go oh my god this is getting so big.
James: Seatbelts on, seatbelts on if anyone needs a wee
Harry: I need a wee
James: hold it
alan: how long does it take to get to a man bun?
Harry: i mean,,,, 2 seconds...
alan: no i mean to grow it long enough
harry: oh! to grow!
alan: woah it grows long!
harry: I haven't cut it for about a year, I think
person in audience: WOO
harry: WOO
alan: hair lover in the audience!
louis: just have a cup of tea, you know what i mean, it's like them fucking avocados,
Liam: Whats wrong with avocados?
louis: trendiest food of all time, its like if i have an avocado
and tag it in me picture, like you know what i mean, obviously im a boyo
They do pissed me off avocados.
liam: why?
louis: becuase its like one minute you go to LA and you see people in LA
and they've got fucking avocado on toast
I bet you like it don't ya?
liam: that's what I have most mornings actually
louis: uhhhh, payno, cmon lad
physically im fine, emotionally im bruised
Bye
goodbye!
niall: just go on, leave, please
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