When cooler PULLED up to earth and realized GOKU is ONE of ONE

oh no I want you to take a good look at

this like look at the scenery they got

my boy Krillin SAR laid out and they up

there swinging going by the tail and the

worst part is before all this happened

they was real life out camping making

their own food and [ __ ] my boy Krillin

was chefing up the food and look this

man is over here having himself a plate

talking about some damn this [ __ ] good

and goes right back to eating and hold

up bro that's not even a plate he's

eating out of the whole pot making sure

no one else could get a portion he is an

elite piece of [ __ ] meanwhile we got

hoax slow cousin just swinging go on

around then using bro like he a paddle

ball and that boy Goku thought he was a

super herero look at this hey stop right

there ass pullup they toss the food and

going away and look at this man Goku's

face he is mad as [ __ ] right now and I

don't really think it's CU of the fact

that they threw Goan away I'm 99% sure

it's because he threw his eats away like

we've seen Gohan get his ass Beed before

and Goku just stood there smiling but

what we haven't seen is some villain

toss in away his food that has never

happened and you know how much Goku

loves to eat this one struck him a

little different so after like 15

seconds of mean mugging them he like who

the [ __ ] are y'all H y'all haven't heard

about us we're cool as armored

Squadron who yeah no bro they really

said that with so much pride but didn't

realize they had no motion they're not

like the ginu force they're more like

Vegeta the motionless prince who buys

likes we caught that [ __ ] the other day

they hit their own pose too and that

[ __ ] is a complete ripoff this man down

here think he's Spider-Man he should

just be in the league and bro over here

just

like but anyways Goku hit them with the

never heard of you and he had no time

for the shenanigans just peep the

fighting stance this [ __ ] unreleased we

never seen him do this before they all

running in one by one like it's a Brucey

movie and Peep the smooth he dcks under

the first one lets his ass fly by and

makes him think about how trash he is on

his way out next is the bootleg Hulk

with the helmet on you know he wears

that [ __ ] in the house certified dumbass

gets used as a parkour obstacle Goku

locks eyes with whatever that is

supposed to be and easily flips over his

kick yeah and those were just the first

spare hands thrown in this movie you

knew this [ __ ] was going to be a classic

but they got cooked so bad they had to

call a timeout they huddled and talked

it over and came up with a new game plan

they like hey you see him he think he

nice he's not like that we just got to

jump the confidence out of him they all

run at him simultaneously this time and

I know you just see him standing there

looking at nothing posing that's how you

know [ __ ] isn't going to work there's no

fear not a single quake in his Boot and

they couldn't hit him straight blocks

whole Squad got Deni call it a bad three

man and he's just staring off into the

distance not giving any of them a shred

of eye contact and now they're all a

part of one of the hardest flicks of

Goku you know he put it up on his IG

Goku's just like get off me setting them

all out the frame and then the cameraman

switches angles to go on and Krillin and

look at Krillin bro your ass is not

knocked out there's no way you have this

type of face when you get put to sleep

sitting there gritting his teeth yeah

all right he just just not trying to

fight for real that [ __ ] is fake but the

cameraman Cuts back to Goku reverse

jumping these people and they set up a

triangle offense like this to 96 bulls

and Goku came in with the tactics he

heard y'all clowning him calling him

stupid especially Frieza on IG if you

could read one full page of a Harry

Potter book [ __ ] he shows off the IQ

though sends a blast in these direction

making sure everybody stays in place

momentarily but maybe Frieza was right

to call him out because he goes after

the one who clearly has the most HP and

tried shotting him like he did raccoon

but cost nine Elixir that wasn't

happening he gets him in a grab

animation and the most chopped being in

existence was getting ready to hit Goku

with a crazy sneak but Goku Spider Sense

goes off making him ready for it and

makes him kick the remaining two brain

cells out of his own teammate and this

makes them 0 for three and trying to

jump him and 0 for one and attempting to

sneak him well make that [ __ ] 0 for two

because my boy in the back said I'm

going to get us a point on the board but

y'all are down 50 for a reason the whole

Squad is Elite garbage this man had a

wide open layup and still managed to

break who had his back turned and

everything but the second he fired be on

that reaction time is too quick for him

but after catching it he throws it up to

this thing and I'm just thinking this

man got his head blown off but of course

he has a retractable head like bro what

even are you every second you on the

screen he's starting to make me a little

more mad I can't lie they all go down

and line up again and this is where ker

makes his entrance and that [ __ ] was

clean cooler steps in and the cameraman

just started snapping getting that clean

zoom in effect he in his prime and I'm

not going to lie that boy Goku look like

he seen a ghost I don't know who's more

shook him seeing cooler or Frieza seeing

trunks G Super Saiyan actually never

mind I thought about it for a second it

was Frieza that boy was stepping back

talking about some it's those eyes sh we

all knew he didn't stand a chance but in

this next part Goku gets his [ __ ] sold

because Goan is flying through the air

talking about some I'm coming out I'm

watching this [ __ ] like what you mean

you're coming to help you're Gohan who

are you beating in this lineup nobody

and Co is just looking up in the air

staring at him like who the [ __ ] is this

then attempts to clip his wings and

Goku's been hearing about all the bad

father allegations decided to end it

right here jumps in front of the beam

and protects his son leaving bro on 1 HP

and he's just like nah I can't go out

like this and Goku turns into Pascal

shakum he hits a I said spin into a fade

away key blast and his aim was really On

Target but unfortunately that [ __ ] was

weak as hell so cooler just smacks it

away and Goku falls in the water making

them lose track a few minutes later Goku

and Goan finally come out the water and

it as clear as day that Brody needed a

med kit and this is where Goan woke up

he remembers he's not Yamcha decides to

be useful and goes on a journey together

his father some senu beans but on his

way back I cannot lie he gets straight

up bullied they shot down Icarus and go

on Tred to stop him from falling but

cooler Squad had other plans for him

they kick the [ __ ] out of Goan causing

him to let go of IUS and he takes fall

damage GG Goan is caught off guard and

look at how this man tries to sneak him

you do not need a wind up like that for

a 5-year-old he really trying to one

shot him but go on weaves gets hit with

the back Fist and this buff necki and

kicks him so hard that he starts

wrapping around his leg having him

create the letter O he looking like

Kevin Gates at that one concert he lobs

him up to Jason's cousin and Goan is

just getting golded went from a old to a

u and this man is straight up ecstatic

to beat up an 8-year-old after get hit

down he gets pointed out the air and he

just stands there pming him and yeah you

know this a top tier Dragon Ball movie

when there's a piccolo pullup he fires a

key black B turns around like who the

[ __ ] just did that and he's just

standing there like it was me my man's

had one of the hardest pull-ups of all

time and it wasn't those oneand done

shits where he gets one clean hidden and

doesn't do [ __ ] for the rest of the mov

nah he was out there moving it starts

off with Piccolo standing with his arms

folded waiting for somebody to try it

and Piccolo's cousin follows his special

graph [ __ ] around and find out tries

attacking him but finds that he only put

a hole through the C then Piccolo

teleports right above him and him in the

head leaving a whole ass dent in his

helmet yeah real soon you better be

doing nothing but barking he going to

take his helmet off and look like this

but his friend comes in and gets

absolutely no licks in all that

aggression to get blocked and blocked

again yeah absolutely no get back to see

here he sees his friend get cooked and

chases after going he said [ __ ] that I'm

going in the easier lobbies not going to

lie this is just showing how sorry the

squad is I haven't seen them beat

anybody over 4 feet tall straight

feasting on Goen Krillin and Kai senet

he chases him and Piccolo just like nah

stops this fight to fire at bro and this

dumbass living organism goes in front of

his blast just to flex that he got a

retractable head my God you were

literally out the way and bro pops up

talking about some miss me bro he wasn't

going for you he was going for his

family member who gets his [ __ ]

boom this Le a squad in pain so he uses

his strongest attack to hold him in

place and somebody got to give that boy

Piccolo an Oscar because he was faking

it crazy easy sold it so well that he

started to talk [ __ ] and Piccolo was

sitting there plotting hits him with the

devious grin Palms his face and puts the

attack on him turning him into a crispy

tree and after all that he turns his

attention to Jason's brother he

teleports to him and starts ping him up

and guess what he doesn't response I'll

give you a hint it's what anyone would

do against a 75 green men ran broy

started flying through the forest and

this man Piccolo is childish as hell

look at him he not even trying to catch

him he just trying to show that he's

faster than him basically hit bro with

the Jackson storm told him it's over and

passes him but he said I'm not going to

get done like McQueen so he sends a

blast his way and bro over here is

really delusional living in his own

world because No One Believes his attack

really one shotted him but himself look

at him diabolically laughing feeling

like he's won the fight for sure but he

didn't all that laughing just for

Piccolo to come out the Woodworks

unscathed not even a speck of dirt on

his clothing he could return that [ __ ]

to the store if he wanted to he goes on

the branch and pulls out the pre-alpha

key blade and years later this would

prove to be a lethal attack but right

now this [ __ ] is trash look at this

finishing cut scene ass animation did

all that just to put a hole through his

shirt no blood or anything just a tear

and wow he really showed me here I was

talking about how he could return the

fit I guess he can't anymore good job he

attacks Piccolo again and he catches it

then gets kicked in the sky where they

stand off again and this is where it

happens they make them noises just to

put fear in the opponent

heart all that breathing [ __ ] they want

you to think they punching so fast like

Bruce Lee that ain't nothing that's a

[ __ ] making that noise with his mouth

and if you fall for it that's you I'mma

eat

it but yeah that's the end of Piccolo

for today he's done he got forcibly

clocked out but now it's time for the

main event Goku versus Cooler so

Cooler's just holding a pickle like H is

this your man's and Goku's just like hey

now you better drop him and that is the

worst thing he could have said because

he lets go of him and Goku opens his

arms to catch him and I'm just sitting

there like bro is he going to miss this

catch like he did on Amic but nah it was

worse while he was in midair within

catching distance he bom no and not once

n three times had my boy Piccolo looking

crazy and the cameraman cuts the cooler

and he was just like damn I even mean to

do all that for real but he had to lock

in save face he's a villain puts on the

devious grin and here comes his ass

minion bro wanted to be involved so bad

hits him with the right hook and gets

completely ignored and I'm not going to

lie I think I rather get blown up three

times and have this type of disrespect

not even looking his Direction shit's

crazy he getting treated like Mr Satan

and the crazy part is if someone had to

choose to be a character in The Z

Universe Mr Satan or you they're still

choosing Mr Satan that's how you know

you're at the bottom of the barrel you

might be Beyond trash but anyways let's

get [ __ ] started he Powers up and coer

sitting there like pull up then and go

Goku is like all right bet in charges at

got his eyes blinked out his ass was not

ready for all that he seeing stars and

he's just like hey your order not

finished gives him a side of punches and

he is just pieing him up look at the

anger this is the [ __ ] aachi was trying

to instilling Sasuke but instead he went

to the man that bit his neck I just know

he fell to his knees when he heard about

that but back to the fight so after all

those punches he kicks him away and he

didn't let bro rest for a second he said

I'm not done goes in for seconds right

atam and gets his punch C and he's just

like ho brother ho who whoa whoa now you

got too much dip on your chip and sends

him for a swim and if you know Dragon

Ball for real Goku does not do well

underwater that [ __ ] makes his overall

drop by 20 points he's out there

swinging going 0 for four missing all of

his attacks and back out there he was

damn near connecting on everything but

after going 0 for four cooler gets

confident even hit a smirk just to move

his arm out the way and try hitting him

with his tail yeah that move was so

garbage that he was just like hold on

bro let me hit you with something

different hits Goku with the key blast

but he throws it away and right here is

where Goku figured it all out got used

to being underwater goes at him and hits

him with the left hook leaving a dent in

bro's head then he gut checks him and

has his eyes rolled up he looking crazy

and if I was him I'd make sure no one

could get their hands on this photo this

is Legacy ending he finishes the combo

off by grabbing his tail spinning him

around and chucking him out the ocean

and in my head I'm watching like damn

Goku is really cooking him not using

Kaio Ken or Super Saiyan at all and

cooler over there is in his third form

he should lowkey be washing Goku cuz

Frieza in his third form was giving Goku

the we made him whip out the over

reliable Spirit Bomb to try to handle

him and that [ __ ] still didn't work

meanwhile his brother over here is

hitting a grand total of zero hits

posing no threat he knew he couldn't go

out like that so he Reveals His fourth

form and this is when I really knew

Toriyama new B alongside this clean ass

design he gives him that Optimus Prime

emo and it's exactly how Optimus Prime

would do it too say do a oneliner and

puts the mask on and even though it was

cold I could only fear for what's going

to happen to Goku goes at him with his

arm out and Goku's just like hell no

dips out of there and teleports very far

away he thinks he's in the clear for a

good second and then out of nowhere C

comes from his right and puts a knee to

his gut flying across the map and

slamming him into the wall making the

front of his stomach touch his spine

yeah real soon he's going to start

moving like the inflatables at the car

dealership after that he get down air

sending him into the water then he's

just looking down

like goes down into the water with him

and hits him right in the gut yeah these

attacks are brutal and it's hard to

watch Goku getting cooked like that but

bro you don't know you have a whole

another form that you're not using and

I'm just sitting there wondering why you

got to fight back Goku pulls up behind

him and just stands there he got his

hair up pump faking the audience into

thinking he's going to go Super Saiyan

but it's just Kyo disappears out of pure

speed and the prime cameraman is just

showing us every angle until it stops

and he just hits Goku out of looking

cold while doing it that [ __ ] had Goku

so discombobulated he started hitting a

fadeaway dab and just look at cooler

standing there just flexing Goku flies

away comes back and he's still there

just holding it I don't give a [ __ ] of

what nobody

think I'm him Goku couldn't get

disrespected like this so he tries

hitting him and he disappears and while

Goku's hitting the darn it cooler comes

back and elbows him just so he could get

the solo flick off and after all that we

call Goku pleas the scene packed his

things up and left told him you got it

maku is just one of those pulls up

behind him and says I know I got it

spikes him to the ground and has him

sliding yeah he wasn't going to let him

walk away and be the bigger person and

the [ __ ] this man does next got to be

nightmare fuel he flies through the

water like this a Iron Man scene and

uses all that momentum to gut check Goku

and that boy cooler takes user

surroundings way too seriously he hits

him with that heavy grab animation slams

him to the wall drags him up and slams

him back down into the the ground and

while I'm watching all this happening

I'm just wondering where Vegeta at I

thought you would have pulled up by now

have one of those entrances but n his

ass did not leave the house today he

ducking cooler puts Goku further into

the ground creating an unnatural

disaster splitting the sea like Moses

man's used his body to recreate a

Biblical event after that Goku Rises out

the ground with all reliable and the

beam was looking Majestic I thought it

would have him running or at least do

some damage but no he just stands there

and flies right through kku sees that

and he's just like oh n knowing that

he's cooked and cooler comes out with

the devious threepiece pops out the beam

to punch him out the frame and he got my

boy Goku looking like he want to sub out

watching this maybe hit the Arthur cuz

why didn't he go blonde yet he gets his

[ __ ] KN and elbowed into the wall and as

if that [ __ ] wasn't enough he slams his

body not once but twice and it's here

that I figured out why Goku didn't go

Super Saiyan he just wanted to be

theatrical looking him falling dramatic

as hell and then he starts picking up

the bird but hey pay attention now this

Android 16's favorite Park he starts to

get up starts transforming with the Bird

in Hand and then he raises his arm up

and finishes the revive and now he's up

and about flying again this what I'm

talking

about this [ __ ] means something to me

man and the bird goes up to him and he's

just like hey good luck with that my boy

and goes on about his day but this is

where we see Goku transformed into a

Super Saiyan he hits cooler with the

meanest glare look at that [ __ ] but I'm

not going to lie though I thought I was

going to witness one of the greatest

fights like we saw Goku cooking cooler

in base form and then we saw cooler

cooking Goku when he reached his fourth

form so naturally I thought him going

Super Saiyan would just make this [ __ ]

even but I literally couldn't be any

more wrong cooler goes for an attack and

Goku's just right behind him grabbing

his arm like he a misbehaving toddler

and this [ __ ] is really embarrassing for

cooler so he's just like on hand me his

ass did absolutely no damage I started

to feel bad for bro because anything CI

does is going to be canceled out by this

sorry ass ending Goku tells him to give

it up and he starts walking back in fear

Goku's like uh-uh where you going goes

up to him and drops him out the frame

right here got to be one of the most

disrespectful things I've seen Goku do

who needes him and stands there just so

cooler can take a step back and Ponder

on his actions he just like damn do I

even got to be a villing for real this

[ __ ] not even fun I just blow up planets

and then what I just go on to the next

[ __ ] it I'm ignorant he uses the blast

to make Goku lose track of him and when

he looks up he sees that he's holding a

big ass super NOA attack and this is

basically bringing a shovel for your own

grave because cooler throws the attack

and Goku stands 10 toes catches that

[ __ ] and you could probably guess what

happens next he throws it right back at

him blast it away and cool is just like

what impossible and gets his ass taken

off the map and he goes into the Sun and

yeah that's the end of the video thank

you for 43k we moving