Lefties losing it: Joe Biden’s ‘cognitive decline’ hitting ‘new lows’

now it's time for lefties losing it and

we need to speak about Joe President Joe

Biden's cognitive decline is hitting new

LS the poor man is Dazed and Confused

and when he appears Lucid for a moment

or two we get bizar stories and debunked

lies today he told us he made it clear

to Israel to stay out of haer a little

problem there that's a major city in

Israel the third largest in fact after

Jer Jerusalem and Tel Aviv so why is

Biden telling the Israelis don't move on

there and I made it clear to Israelis

don't move on Hyer it's just not I

mean anyway I I I

just look what we did recently when

Israel was attacked President Biden is

also telling a bizarre new story about

his uncle perhaps being eaten by

cannibals in New Guinea Uncle boy he uh

he was shot down he was an Army Air Corp

before there was an Air Force got shot

down in an area where there were a lot

of uh cannibals the at the time they

never recovered his body only a little

problem his uncle's plane in which he

was a passenger didn't crash in New

Guinea and he wasn't shut down according

to official military records State the

aircraft PL uned into the Pacific

Pentagon records state for unknown

reasons this plane was forced to ditch

in the ocean of the North Coast of New

Guinea both engines failed at low

altitude and the aircraft's nose hit the

water hard the three men failed to

emerge from the sinking wreck and were

lost in the crash one crew member

survived and was rescued by a passing

barge but not according to the president

who for reasons no one can explain has

begun spinning this bizarre very

creation to the story where the plane is

shut down his uncle is consumed by

manting Primitives and he so taken by

this fantasy tale that he repeated it

twice in 24 hours my uncle they called

him ambros Bros they call him boie my

uncle boie was a hell of an athlete they

tell me when he was a kid and he became

an Army Air Corp before the Air Force

came along he flew those single engine

planes as reconnaissance over War zones

they got shot down in New Guinea and uh

they never found the body because there

used to be a lot of cannibals for real

in that part of New Guinea bizarre

bizarre but it wasn't the only bizarre

story Biden has told in the past couple

of days yesterday he was in his hometown

of Scranton Pennsylvania and let's

listen to this little tale and see if

you can follow what in God's name the

president is trying to convey here day I

showed up at offe convention and I was

in uh I was in the motel after the local

Motel getting changed after the

afternoon session go back to the evening

session I'd come down with some young

activists a little older than me but

still young activists who uh were uh

involved in trying to reform the

party and uh I was in one of those 8 by

10 bathrooms you know they have shower

toilet in the sink and I got a towel on

me and shaving cream and I he Bam Bam

Bam at my door really loudly and uh I

wonder what the hell is that I thought

it was this guy Bob cunning him at a

radio show and couple other guys say

okay okay guys and after thrilling that

tiny crowd with his confused Tales from

I don't know 60 years ago he hit at a

local petrol station in Pennsylvania to

press the flesh with the locals only no

one seemed terribly excited to see him

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and before he left he took a single

question from the assembled media it was

a serious question about China Steel

tariffs xiin ping but this was the

president's answer

on the

new the seal tff are you concerned that

will H your relationship with your new

relationship with him no why don't

jump don't jump that that was his answer

let's compare that to former president

Donald Trump's visit to a bodega in New

York City let's see the crowd reaction

uh in this Democrat Heartland uh part of

the

country love Trump love Trump trump TR

TR

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that's in Harlem folks my gosh just a

little bit different to the reception

Biden received during his law walkabout

and of course Trump is in New York right

now facing ridiculous politically

motivated criminal charges let's hear

from one of the prospective jurors

yesterday a woman who had posted

anti-trump material on social media was

added to the jury pool the judge thought

she was a fit and proper person to to

sit in the jury and this woman who we're

about to hear about uh here from now was

only dismissed because of a scheduling

conflict yeah I'm sure Trump is going to

get a fair trial with that judge and the

likes of this woman can you share your

opinion of of of the former president

and why you felt that you could be

unbiased uh I'm not a fan and I think

his handling of covid-19 was uh abysmal

um I also I have a sister who's adopted

from China and um the comments he made

about China when he was goinging for

president

um made her very

anxious and therefore made me angry um

there

are policies he supported

um that regard uh women and and

reproductive Health that I do not agree

with yeah she thought she could be

unbiased and was only dismissed because

of a scheduling issue no wonder the

overwhelming majority of Americans have

little faith in the justice system now

we brought you footage of pro

Palestinian protesters blocking both

sides of the Golden Gate Bridge

yesterday this went on for hours causing

absolute Mayhem let's now take a look at

how one of these protesters behaves as

police free him from a barrel filled

with concrete that he deliberately put

his arm in this Manchild is another

Lefty losing

it I got it I got you I got you okay

hold on buy the numbers all right let go

your fingers let

go let go let go they're tting tting it

for Reas let go the

bar let go of the

bar let go of the bar come on let

go let go of the bar my hand let go of

the bar stop squeezing my hand let go of

the bar stop squeezing my hand and

twisting it the rebar is cutting the

inside of my hand stop pring my fingers

the bar stop cryan stop stop stop let go

the stop you're hurting me let go he's

free free him

out oh what can you say there's a lot I

could say but I probably shouldn't it's

been a while since we featured Biden's

White House Press Secretary Ken John

Pierre what she been up to

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and let's have a little Australian

content here is an Instagram influencer

is that still a thing pining pining for

the return of Dan Andrews and lockdowns

I think she's joking really who can tell

these days with so many lefties losing

it I miss and support Dan Andrews and I

wish that he would come back and Rule

Melbourne and lock us all up because

they were the best times of my life when

we had nowhere to go we weren't allowed

after out after 8:00 p.m. 1 hour a day

curfew it made me feel loved it made me

feel special bring back Dan Andrews