100% Speedrunning 60 Seconds Was A Huge Mistake

today we're 100% speedr running 60

seconds by getting all 60 achievements

in the game now our speedrun starts when

we click begin adventure for the first

time and we go into some Scavenging here

the game gives us 60 seconds to gather

as many items family members food and

water as we can my general strategy is

to get both Timmy since he's the best at

Expeditions and Dolores so we can have

an extra adult in case Ted dies then

pretty much every item is useful in some

way but the ones we really want to

collect are the medkit Boy Scout book

rifle axe radio and plenty of soup and

water and once our 60 seconds is up

we'll also get our first achievement

home sweet home this puts us into the

survival part of the game where each day

we get to choose what we want the family

members to do and if we should give them

food or water I like sending out Timmy

here as soon as possible with the gas

mask to prevent him from getting sick

and hopefully he'll be able to get us

some more resources we'll also pick up

our second achievement prepper for

surviving 5 days now for food and water

allocation I like giving the family food

and water every 5 days but we'll wait

until day 10 to start giving food

there's also a lot of events that can

happen in this game where we need to

make choices that can help us or

completely backfire on day six we got an

event where we need to shower with our

bug spray or everyone in the shelter

would get sick so I ended up using it

breaking our bug spray in the process

and getting the all thumbs achievement

which you get when you break something

in your shelter one thing to mention

about events by the way is a lot of them

are either always good always bad or can

be good bad or neutral so it's really

important to just play the game a lot

and memorize what you should do for each

event anyways our next achievement was I

Will Survive which we got for surviving

10 days in the shelter and on day 15 we

got the first government prompt here we

need to use our radio to talk to the

government and then around every 10 days

they'll give us a mission to do before

finally rescuing us this will be the

first ending we're going for before we

got the first mission though we got the

prompt of us getting the urge to be like

a post-apocalyptic Snow White by saying

yes to this we'll get a bunch of mutated

cockroaches coming into our shelter and

then the next day we're able to play the

harmonica for them this gives us one

soup one water and the Disco roach

achievement along with the survivalist

achievement for surviving 20 days in the

shelter then on the next day we got the

event to go raid a retirement home this

might not be the most moral thing to do

but we need to do it for the dark side

achievement plus we got a medkit so

pretty worth it speaking of the medkit

by the way at this point both Ted and

Dolores were safe unfortunately if both

adults die in the shelter then it's a

game over even if the kids are still

alive sometimes after around 5 days of

constantly feeding a sick person they'll

get better on their own but

unfortunately we didn't get that luck so

I decided to sacrifice Ted stopped

giving him water and gave the medkit to

Dolores next up we got our first

military mission where we need to shine

a flashlight to show where we are for

the military ending you always need to

have the radio to hear the military's

requests and then you'll have to use

some other item to help them locate you

so it's really important to have the

items that they commonly need from here

it's mostly just about making good

decisions and keeping your family alive

until the next mission comes up I always

like to have a good amount of food and

water and we can keep up our Resources

by sending Timmy out on Expeditions

every once in a while eventually on Day

36 we got our next military message

where they needed us to Make Some Noise

with the harmonica so that was pretty

easy and 4 days later we also got the

last man standing achievement for

surviving 40 days then finally on day 47

we had to send Timmy out as a

representative for a survival group and

on day 54 we heard knocking on our door

which I thought must have been the Army

coming to save us except it wasn't it

was actually a group of Raiders who

stole all our resources thankfully I

gave Timmy and Dolores food and water

that same day and we were barely able to

survive until day 58 when the actual

Army came and saved us yeah that was way

too close but hey that's our first

ending and the achievement rescue time

now before our next survival section we

want do a scavenge on the Fatman

difficulty one of our next achievements

is the Manhattan Project where we beat

every game mode on fat man so might as

well quickly do the scavenge here and

this is by far the easiest game mode

since all we need to do is scavenge all

our family members along with as many

items as we can and that'll be the win I

also got the achievements Family Guy

where you rescue the whole family and

got to get them all where you scavenge

each item at least once then once we see

safe for now we know we got the win so

that leads us to the third G game mode

survival here we don't have the

beginning scaven section and instead go

into the game with a random set of items

I got pretty lucky this run with a bunch

of food and water the medkit and Boy

Scout book so I was good to go and our

main objective for this one is to get

the VIP ending for this ending we need

to First survive until usually around

day 25 then either a sketchy looking

Trader will give you whatever's in his

bag for one soup can or there will be a

c by your door that you can let in by

doing one of these we get sherov and the

achiev out of the bag and sherov will

usually just hang out for a while until

it's time to start his events in the

meantime I also got a quiet knock on the

door in a suitcase outside usually this

is a terrible idea to open up since it

almost always makes you sick or injured

but since Ted was already sick I just

decided to do it and got the achievement

a gift along with an additional soup

right after that I also got the option

to try to find sharov's owners with the

address on his collar which we want to

say yes to this will make sherov leave

for a few days before eventually coming

back but I was running into a problem

here where I only had a very sick Ted

and barely any food or water thankfully

though the game gave me the event to fix

my medkit with bug spray so I was

finally able to heal up Ted before he

died we also got our next sherov event

where we investigate a wire that he

finds in the shelter this leads us to

two men who wire tapped her shelter and

were listening in on us a couple days

later we can hear them out and they'll

explain that they were actually just

interested in the cat they'll also offer

the opportunity to help them with Miss

to get into a VIP bunker so that'll be

our next few objectives supplies were

still a big issue though so when I got

the opportunity to steal from our

neighbors on day 46 you already know I

took it and this decision saved the Run

by giving us four water bottles which

will be required a bit later by the

agents next on day 48 the agents came

back and needed us to help them with a

mission this will always injure whoever

you send and the injury will always kill

that person before they reach the ending

so I had to really hope for a medkit

when we got back and thankfully we got

the merryman event these people will

steal from you if you have a lot of

resources or give you stuff if you only

have a little I decided to take my

chances by saying yes and got the medkit

we needed so we could heal up Ted

finally to finish out this ending the

Agents come back asking for either for

food or four water and since we stole

from our neighbors we were able to do

this task then it was just a waiting

game until we heard a knock on the door

in got the achievements Manhattan

project for beating everything on the

fat man difficulty Men In Black for

getting in to the VIP bunker and yes man

for saying yes to every prompt and then

winning funny thing too I wasn't even

going for Yes Man here I just kept

getting good events and it kind of

happened so I'll take it next up it was

time to be every game mode on the little

boy difficulty I started with scavenge

and it was a really easy win where I

also got the achievements Girl Power for

winning a scavenge with Dolores and 216

for collecting 10 water bottles

throughout all my scavenges so far now

after that I did a survival and they

give you an incredible a amount of

resources for the little boy difficulty

now our goal here was to get the twins

ending this starts when you hear a

telephone ringing and sends someone to

check it out then the callers will

introduce themselves as survivors of a

nearby town next on day 19 we got a

letter on our doorstep which invited us

to a meeting by sending someone there we

learn more about the group of survivors

led by a brother and sister who want to

keep in contact with us also an

important thing to note for this ending

is to get it you can't steal it all

otherwise the twins will stop talking to

us you got lucky this time retirement

home people but at least on day 29 the

twins came back and needed a map to find

a safe place for Camp which we easily

provided then 10 days later they asked

for a Boy Scout book so they could set

up a school before finally rescuing us

on day 49 which gives us our 19th

achievement A New Hope now the only

other game mode we need for the little

boy difficulty is apocalypse and we'll

be going for the most difficult ending

in the entire game one important thing

for this is to get as much food as

humanly possible and that resulted in

the super achievement for collecting a

total of 10 soup overall our scavenges

oh and I also got be prepared by

bringing both the suitcase and padlock

but now it's time to focus up and that's

because our next objective is the cat

lady ending in starting right from the

beginning we need to do everything in

our power to raise the amount of Soup

cans we have thankfully something that

helped with this was on day 32 we got

the event where we hear mysterious

sounds from the radio and we can tune it

to find the right frequ frequency then

we'll later get an event where we hear

screams on the radio and can go visit

that person's address by saying yes here

as well we get the achievement Dawkins

residence and two food along with it

then on to the ending we need to get

sherov again decline checking his

address and also decline following

sherov when he leaves the shelter this

makes us skip the secret agent stuff

entirely and instead we eventually meet

a crazy scientist who owns the cat then

after a while the scientist eventually

starts asking us for either four food or

four water now I didn't have the water

he wanted but thankfully we aren't going

for the scientist ending we're going for

what comes after it we need to say no to

the scientist three times in a row

because he eventually gives up on his

plans and leaves us alone now we just

need to survive for a bit longer before

we can start the next ending but one big

problem here is since we're getting into

the later days people like the Raiders

and firefighters start showing up at our

doors more often and try to either steal

our supplies or murder us so here's

where I used the padlock we had to stop

a group of firefighters and got the

pacifist achievement and this is why

it's important to keep a ton of

protection items saved for the late game

anyways we'll just keep on Surviving and

I like trying to leave the shelter

whenever possible what we're hoping for

is to find a fridge which we bring back

home and here's where the fun starts

since from now on every single day

sherov will create a clone of himself

and steal a soup can this is why we

needed a huge stock pile of soup because

if we run out they kick us out of the

shelter by the end we have a total of 10

cats here and this win will give us the

cat lady achievement for the ending and

the anola gay achievement for winning

each game mode on the little boy

difficulty so we're doing really well

now you might think it makes sense to

start going for the Dead Hand

achievements where you beat every game

mode on the SAR bomber difficulty but

we're going to save those for the end of

the speedrun instead we'll be focusing

on getting a bunch of the other

achievements including the Bad Endings

where the family doesn't survive and for

our first bad ending we're going for

feline domination in this ending we want

to have basically the same plan as cat

lady but we don't need the enormous

amount of food oh and also during this

run I got the terrified screams event

like the previous run but instead of

checking the address we're going to say

no then after waiting another 2 days the

woman goes silent and we hear a

harmonica so we can respond to that

doing this gives us the not alone

achievement and we see some aliens in

the sky so that's pretty cool anyways

right after this we found the fridge

they started taking our soup and since

we didn't have enough cans we got kicked

out of the shelter getting us the

achievement feline domination and oneway

ticket which you get when you die during

a run now it was time to get the very

last sherov ending and for this one

we're going to help the scientist oh

first though we got a pretty cool Easter

egg where sometimes when Ted dies his

bones turn into a robot doesn't give us

an achievement or anything but it's

pretty cool so I thought I'd mention it

I did accidentally get an achievement a

little later though I was trying to

check my amount of food to see if I

should give sherov some soup since if we

refuse he'll injure us and then I ended

up clicking a fly moving by which

resulted in the take that brundle fly

achievement kind of funny it worked out

that way but a nice surprise then it was

just the waiting game until day 48 where

the scientist requested four food and I

was barely able to give it to him while

also having enough food for the

remaining days I also got lucky here by

getting the event where a group of

strangers come to the shelter and for

either food or water they'll protect you

on your next Expedition and I had plenty

of water but that'll come an important

later since for now we're focused on the

scientist R return and once he finally

does he wants us to join him for a

dangerous experiment I only had Dolores

in the shelter so I had to use her which

resulted in an injury so on day 64 when

I saw Dolores and Agony I set out on an

expedition with the help of the group we

gave water to earlier giving us the

achievement what goes around and this

Expedition also thankfully resulted in a

medkit so after using that on Dolores we

finally got a knock on the door on day

71 which was the scientists and the

achievement soup can into space yeah not

the best sending for Dolores but that's

another one for me now at this point we

had 31 out of the 60 achievements

required to 100% but they're only going

to take longer from here and because of

that I needed a brain break so I started

ramming myself into a toilet see one of

our next achievements requires us to hit

obstacles

1,337 times and this is the fastest way

to grind it out all you have to do is

Ram the toilet until the timer's up and

then restart the scavenge this also

conveniently gave us the achievements

stuck in cover where you don't make it

to the Shelf shelter and unplugged where

you ram the toilet with enough force to

move it eventually after a pretty nice

break of no thinking we hit

1,337 and got the achievement Torah

Torah Torah but now it's time to go from

one of the easiest achievements to one

of the hardest ones where we need to

stay alive in the shelter for 111 days

and even though both Timmy and Mary Jane

died super early this run we had a good

amount of food and water so I was good

to go for the foreseeable future all I

needed to do was focus on choosing the

right options in events and keeping

dolores's sanity up as much as possible

by letting her do things like listening

to the radio unfortunately we can't get

sherov this run which raises sanity a

lot because we'd end up getting the cat

lady ending before finishing out all the

days we need and yeah other than that

it's just the waiting game until finally

we reached day 111 and the achievement

Conrad style but here I decided to go

just a bit farther since I thought we

might be able to get an extra

achievement or two and this was a great

idea because soon after we got danger

zone where you need to break or use the

medkit gas mask rifle radio map and

flashlight over the course of one run so

that's a nice achievement to get out of

the way next up was the achievement new

species in this game if you have Mary

Jane in the shelter and see either the

event where there's a pipe leaking green

goo or the event with mutant spiders

Mary Jane has a very small chance to

become a mutant she's also incredibly

useful in this form because she can't

get any ailments like injuries sickness

or tiredness and she no longer needs

water just food so I used this

opportunity to send her out on as many

Expeditions as possible later in this

run we also got the event where there's

a coded note left at her door and

Dolores has the opportunity to solve it

we'll say yes here and then a few days

later Dolores cracks the code and gets

directions to a nearby secret location

so we let her go there wait a few more

days and get the Enigma achievement

where Dolores meets up with an old

friend and gets extra supplies next up

we got the unbreakable achievement where

you need to defend the shelter from

Raiders through three times which was

pretty easy with all the resources we

had followed by The Liberation

achievement basically when you're in

late game and send someone out for an

expedition they have a chance to get

captured by Raiders then if you stay

alive for a bit longer you can get the

chance to go attack the Raiders with

either a sword or an Axe and you'll save

the person that was captured this was a

super productive run but here's where I

decided to start the next one especially

since some achievements need to be done

at the beginning of a run like the

achievement Pro Gamer where you only

bring a pack of cards in the

checkerboard to the shelter it's a

pretty funny one then I decided it was a

good time to do the game's tutorial the

tutorial teaches you about how to

salvaging in survival Mechanics Work and

once that's done we get the achievement

Atomic drill now was time to go back to

the hard achievements and for the next

one you need to win by always saying no

thankfully most things aren't a yes or

no question for example when we got the

open the door prompt I had to say no

which made the family lose some sanity

but 2 days later when the game asked if

we wanted to give Timmy a birthday

present since we click on items instead

of the check mark or an X it's fine to

give him the checkerboard hardest part

about this honestly is just constantly

reminding myself I always have to say no

it's super easy to stop thinking for a

second and say yes when there's a good

event only to lose that run and for the

endings we need to go for either the

military or twins ending since they're

usually the easiest finally once we get

some knocks on the door we say no to

that as well which keeps us in the

shelter but gives us the naysay

achievement since it would have been the

win next next up it was time to get

pancake the dog you can rescue in this

game but he's much harder to get than

sherov since we have to help him four

different times first we get a prompt

where we hear a growl in the darkness

and need to use the flashlight to see

that it's just a dog then a while later

pancake comes back asking for some food

so we'll give him a soup can third

pancake wants to lead us somewhere and

we need to take some gear to protect

ourselves while out and finally pancake

comes back injured and we need to use

our medkit to heal him up giving us the

friend in need achievement pancake's

also pretty good to have in general

because while you do need to feed him

every once in a while he can go out and

find some more resources for you but we

weren't going to do that now because

what I was looking for was sherov in

this game you can only have either

pancake or sherov at one time and if you

get sherov after pancake pancake will

get kicked out getting us an achievement

but unfortunately I stayed alive all the

way till day 80 and just couldn't get

sherov so we'll need to get that

achievement later finally I lost to a

group of Raiders which gave me the

achievement this is the end now I wanted

to get another easy achievement so on

day three of our next run I clicked on

the radio over and over until I heard

some ominous music then on day seven we

repeatedly click the radio again until

we hear some weird alien noises and get

the miracle achievement yeah I don't

really understand this one I also got

the achievement new order a few days

later basically when you go on

Expeditions you have a chance to find a

fire station which gives the achievement

this is super rare and completely RNG so

it was nice to get out of the way up

next I decided to get the whole family

together and make them go crazy the

strategy for this is to always choose

options that lower sanity like here I

got an event where there were weird

noises in the shelter which made the

family worried so by not distracting

them with the checkerboard it made Ted

Dolores and Mary Jane insane now one

important thing about insanity is if

people remain insane for too long

they'll eventually leave the shelter but

thankfully with just a little bit of

time I would was able to get Timmy to

which gave us the Cuckoo's Nest

achievement next up I wanted to explore

every place in the shelter in a single

run for this one anytime there's a

prompt where we have to explore the

shelter we do it and eventually we got

the achievement no stone unturned oh by

the way yes I got pancake for the second

time here but no I still couldn't get

sherov yeah there's a lot of RNG in the

speedrun now our next achievement is

called Lumber sexual for this one we

need to keep Ted alive until he grows a

full beard and have the axe then

sometimes you randomly get the

opportunity to cut Ted's beard with the

axe and if it works he gets a shave and

we get an achievement a lot of times it

doesn't work though which results in an

injury for Ted but you got to take the

risk at this point we had 50 out of the

60 achievements done so I decided to

take another break from the really RNG

ones so here we're heading over to

challenges first we need to complete the

scavenge challenge called holidays this

is super easy where you just need to

collect all your family members and a

few specific items giving us the

achievements Challenger and holidays but

next we need to do a survival challenge

and I chose shelter alone for this

challenge we need to survive with only

Timmy for 30 days and it's got a fair

bit of RNG first right when we spawn in

we just kind of need to hope that Timmy

doesn't go insane at least for the first

few days otherwise he'll leave the

shelter before day 30 then after getting

the right luck it was time to defend the

shelter against Bandits the big thing

about this challenge is to always try to

get more resources since the bandits

come every few days and we need the

right items to deal with them I used a

guide I found on the wiki which said

what items to use when and other than

that it was just making smart decisions

with events finally we got to day 30 and

there's the Rogue one achievement for

completing a survival challenge and once

we go back to the base game we can also

give the family some festive hats that

we got from the holiday challenge giving

us the Mad Hatter achievement now next

up we needed some more luck because

basically what we need to do here is

have cockroaches come to the shelter in

and then never kill them or use any

items to drive them away this is hard

because when you have cockroaches the

family is more likely to get sick but we

stayed alive and eventually they held up

a sign that said we come in peace so of

course this is the perfect time to use

some bug spray and get the Bug Hunter

achievement also yes you do have to wait

for them to show that sign it's pretty

messed up but now last thing before we

do all the game modes on the hardest