Crushes Be Like

ChainsFR
25 Apr 202408:22

Summary

TLDRThe video script humorously explores the highs and lows of having a crush, from the excitement and motivation it brings to the potential for heartbreak and embarrassment. It recounts the narrator's experiences, starting with his first crush at age five and the simple joy of playing Legos together. The script humorously delves into the awkwardness of middle school relationships, the pain of unrequited love, and the absurdity of developing feelings for fictional characters. It also vividly describes a cringe-worthy moment involving a playground chicken fight, where the narrator, despite the odds, initially triumphs but ultimately suffers a painful and embarrassing defeat in front of his crush, Lexi. The story serves as a relatable and comedic reminder of the emotional rollercoaster that comes with crushes and the inevitable awkwardness of youth.

Takeaways

  • 🌍 The world can seem cold and gray, but having a crush can bring excitement and vibrancy to life.
  • 🛌 Crushes provide a reason to wake up, smile, and strive to impress someone, but they can also lead to deep disappointment.
  • 🏋️‍♂️ People have been known to go to great lengths, including risking their lives, to impress their crush.
  • 🧩 The speaker's first crush was at a young age, demonstrating that crushes can happen at any time.
  • 💔 The pain of seeing a crush with someone else can be a harsh reality, even at a young age.
  • 🤔 There are three possible outcomes when confessing a crush: rejection, unrequited feelings, or a short-lived relationship.
  • 😳 Middle school relationships are often awkward and can be a source of embarrassment.
  • 🎭 Having a crush on a fictional character can be confusing and frustrating, as they can't reciprocate feelings.
  • 📉 When around a crush, people may experience a drop in charisma and an increase in nervousness or awkwardness.
  • 🤕 The pain of embarrassment in front of a crush can be intense and long-lasting.
  • 🏃‍♂️ The story concludes with a humorous anecdote about a childhood crush and the lengths one went to avoid embarrassment, highlighting the sometimes humorous and always challenging nature of crushes.

Q & A

  • What is the main theme of the transcript?

    -The main theme of the transcript is the experience of having a crush and the various emotions and situations it can lead to, including excitement, embarrassment, and heartbreak.

  • Why does the speaker believe crushes can make the world seem more vibrant?

    -The speaker believes crushes can make the world seem more vibrant because they provide a sense of purpose, motivation to impress, and a reason to smile, which can brighten up one's day.

  • What are the three possible outcomes the speaker mentions regarding confessing a crush?

    -The three possible outcomes are: 1) The crush is not reciprocated and the person feels embarrassed or rejected. 2) The person never builds up the courage to confess and ends up watching their crush with someone else. 3) The crush is reciprocated, leading to a relationship, which the speaker humorously suggests might be the worst outcome due to the awkwardness of young relationships.

  • Why does the speaker say having a crush on a fictional character can be tough?

    -Having a crush on a fictional character can be tough because the character can engage in romantic or亲密 (intimate) situations with other characters within the story, causing the person with the crush to feel jealous or upset even though they know it's not real.

  • What is the 'specialty move' the speaker uses in the chicken fight?

    -The speaker's 'specialty move' in the chicken fight is the 'python squeeze', which he uses to immobilize his opponent.

  • How does the speaker describe the impact of having a crush on one's behavior?

    -The speaker describes that having a crush can significantly impact one's behavior, often leading to a decrease in charisma, an increase in stuttering, a decrease in strength, and a higher chance of being put in awkward or embarrassing situations.

  • What is the humorous anecdote the speaker shares about his first crush?

    -The speaker shares a humorous anecdote about his first crush when he was five years old, involving a playful invitation to 'Lego my ego', which he didn't fully understand but used as a pick-up line.

  • What is the significance of the 'bright blue basketball shorts' in the story?

    -The 'bright blue basketball shorts' are significant because they are what the speaker was wearing during a particularly embarrassing moment when he fell in front of his crush after a chicken fight.

  • How does the speaker describe the feeling of having a crush in middle school?

    -The speaker humorously describes having a crush in middle school as being more challenging than in other periods due to the heightened potential for embarrassment and the intensity of young emotions.

  • What is the moral or lesson the speaker draws from his experiences with crushes?

    -The moral of the story, as implied by the speaker, is that while crushes can bring excitement and motivation, they can also lead to embarrassment and emotional pain, and that such experiences are a part of growing up.

  • Why does the speaker mention 'Lola Bunny' from 'Teen Titans'?

    -The speaker mentions 'Lola Bunny' as an example of having a crush on a fictional character, highlighting the absurdity and the emotional impact of such a crush, even though it's unattainable.

Outlines

00:00

😀 The Ups and Downs of Crushes

The first paragraph humorously explores the excitement and challenges that come with having a crush. It starts by acknowledging the world's occasional coldness and how crushes can bring vibrancy to life. The speaker reminisces about his first crush at age five and the playful interactions they shared, such as playing with Legos. However, the narrative takes a turn when he describes the pain of seeing his crush with someone else, leading to a broader discussion on the three possible outcomes of having a crush: confessing and facing rejection, not confessing and watching the crush be with someone else, or starting a relationship that's often awkward and short-lived. The paragraph also touches on the unique difficulty of having a crush on a fictional character, using personal anecdotes about being infatuated with cartoon characters from his childhood. It concludes with a reflection on how a crush can temporarily alter one's behavior and abilities, often for the worse, in the presence of the object of their affection.

05:04

😅 Embarrassment and the Agony of Defeat

The second paragraph recounts a personal story of embarrassment in front of a crush during a schoolyard game. The speaker describes a sunny day in second grade when he was wearing his favorite shorts and was eager to play on the monkey bars. He engages in a 'chicken fight' game, which escalates into a battle royale with his classmates. When it's his turn, he is spurred on by the presence of his two-week crush, Lexi, watching the game. Despite the intimidating prospect of facing Axel, the undisputed champion, he manages to win the first round using a move called the 'python squeeze.' However, in the rematch, Axel retaliates by kicking the speaker in a sensitive area. Despite the intense pain, he refuses to lose in front of Lexi and fights back with a powerful combo, ultimately defeating Axel. But in his haste to escape the embarrassment, he trips over his shorts and falls flat on his face in front of the entire class, including Lexi. The story ends with a reflection on the inevitability of such embarrassing moments when one's crush is involved.

Mindmap

Keywords

💡Crush

A 'crush' refers to a strong but temporary feeling of liking someone, often romantic in nature. In the video, crushes are depicted as a source of excitement and motivation, as well as a potential cause of emotional pain. The speaker humorously recounts his first crush and the lengths people might go to impress someone they have feelings for.

💡Vibrance

Vibrance is the quality of being full of life and energy. It is used in the video to describe the effect a crush can have on a person's outlook and mood, making the world seem more colorful and lively despite its occasional grayness.

💡Impress

To 'impress' someone means to cause them to feel admiration or respect. The video discusses the desire to impress a crush, often leading to exaggerated or foolish behavior, as seen in the speaker's anecdotes about trying to show off physical strength or bravery.

💡Middle School Relationship

This term refers to romantic relationships that occur during middle school years. The video humorously highlights the awkwardness and brevity of such relationships, with the speaker suggesting they are often characterized by 'relentless cringe' and 'countless, awkward scenarios.'

💡Fictional Character Crush

Having a 'fictional character crush' means to have romantic feelings for a character from a book, movie, or show. The video humorously touches on the speaker's past experience of having a crush on a cartoon character, which is unattainable and can lead to feelings of frustration.

💡Charisma

Charisma is a personal magnetism that draws people toward someone. In the video, the speaker humorously describes how having a crush can make one feel less charismatic, using the term 'Nerf' to illustrate a decrease in personal charm when interacting with the object of their affection.

💡Embarrassment

Embarrassment is a feeling of self-consciousness or shame, often brought on by one's actions or situation. The video uses the concept to highlight the potential downsides of having a crush, such as the risk of being embarrassed in front of that person, as illustrated by the speaker's story about a playground incident.

💡Chicken Fight

A 'chicken fight' is a playful, competitive game often played by children on monkey bars, where two participants try to knock each other off. The video uses this game as a backdrop for a humorous story about the speaker's attempt to impress his crush, which ends in embarrassment.

💡Stacy and Jimmy

In the context of the video, 'Stacy and Jimmy' represent typical names for characters in a hypothetical scenario of young romance. The video uses these names to create a narrative about the possible outcomes of confessing a crush, often leading to clichéd or stereotypical situations.

💡Cartel

A 'cartel' typically refers to a criminal organization involved in drug trafficking or other illegal activities. In the video, the term is used humorously to exaggerate the dangerous and unlikely situation the speaker would find themselves in, yet still feel a 'stat boost' around someone they are attracted to, even if that person is not their crush.

💡Nerf

Originally a brand of foam-based toys, 'Nerf' has colloquially come to mean reducing or weakening something. The video uses 'Nerf' to humorously describe the speaker's perceived decrease in social skills and physical abilities when in the presence of their crush.

Highlights

Crushes can bring excitement and vibrance to life, giving one something to wake up for and smile about.

Having a crush can also lead to feelings of depression if the person does not reciprocate the feelings.

The speaker humorously recounts his first crush at the age of five, involving a playful invitation to play with Legos.

The realization that crushes can cause pain, especially before high school, is illustrated through a personal anecdote.

Three possible outcomes of having a crush are described: confession leading to rejection, not confessing and watching the crush be with someone else, or the ideal scenario of mutual affection.

Middle school relationships are humorously described as short-lived and filled with awkwardness.

The challenges of having a crush on a fictional character are explored, highlighting the impossibility of interaction.

The speaker admits his past attraction to Lola Bunny from 'Teen Titans' and the cartoon character from 'Shark Tale', both named Lola.

When speaking to a crush, the speaker humorously describes a sudden drop in charisma and an increase in awkwardness.

The transcript includes a recollection of a painful and embarrassing moment involving a physical altercation during childhood.

The story concludes with a moral that suggests crushes, while they can bring excitement, also come with the risk of embarrassment and pain.

The use of humor and personal anecdotes to illustrate the highs and lows of having a crush.

The narrative explores the emotional rollercoaster associated with crushes, from the thrill of attraction to the agony of unrequited feelings.

Anecdotes serve to highlight the universality of the crush experience, from childhood to adolescence.

The speaker uses exaggerated scenarios to emphasize the lengths people may go to impress their crush.

The transcript humorously addresses the social dynamics and peer pressure often associated with school-age crushes.

The story of the speaker's first crush and the subsequent heartbreak provides a lighthearted look at the complexities of young love.

The description of the 'perfect scenario' of mutual crushes turning into a middle school relationship satirizes the brevity and intensity of such relationships.

The challenges of unrequited love are depicted through the relatable and cringe-worthy experiences of the speaker.

Transcripts

00:00

man sometimes this world can be a little

00:02

cold it can get a little gray but there

00:04

is nothing that can bring more

00:05

excitement and Vibrance to your life

00:08

than having a crush I mean it gives you

00:10

something to wake up for something to

00:12

smile for someone to impress and someone

00:15

to be absolutely crushed by leaving you

00:19

more depressed than ever before which is

00:22

when you get a new crush I mean crushes

00:24

make the world go around everyone's had

00:26

a crush at some point in time and

00:29

sometimes that [ __ ] gets too serious I

00:31

mean I've had homies prepared to throw

00:33

away their entire lives just to impress

00:36

their Crush bro oh my God look at these

00:38

big weights I wonder if anyone's strong

00:40

enough to lift

00:42

these oh my God look at this big jump I

00:45

wonder if anyone's athletic enough to

00:47

make oh my god look how creepy this cave

00:50

is I wonder if anyone's brave enough oh

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my god look how tall this building is I

00:55

wonder if anyone could stick The

00:58

Landing I said I wonder if anyone could

01:01

stick the l oh ew did he just die oh my

01:05

God I'm getting the I nope nope uh just

01:07

getting a few extra reps in man I

01:09

remember my first crush like it was

01:11

yesterday bro she was 5 years old um but

01:14

but I was 5 years old too right like so

01:16

it's not it wasn't actually yesterday

01:17

you know it's a saying but um uh we were

01:19

both 5 years old and I remember sliding

01:21

in smooth as hell yo shorty you like

01:25

Legos uh yeah how about you and me go

01:28

Lego my ego h uh what what does that

01:31

even mean [ __ ] I I don't even know I I

01:34

i' seen it in a in a commercial

01:37

once and after that day me and Rose hung

01:39

out all the time we'd be playing Legos

01:42

we'd link up at recess and I couldn't

01:44

help but let her know how I truly felt

01:47

hey Rose uh I like you oh I like you too

01:51

and that [ __ ] had me thinking damn this

01:53

life [ __ ] is easy as hell I'm barely 5

01:56

years old and I already got a wife to

01:58

raise my kid little did my dumb ass know

02:01

life wasn't all sunshine and rainbows

02:04

cuz when I came to class the next day I

02:06

saw Rose playing Lego with another dude

02:09

and that was the day I realized crushes

02:12

cause nothing but pain especially before

02:15

high school cuz let's just think about

02:17

the three possible outcomes one you have

02:20

a crush on this girl and you decide to

02:21

tell her cuz what's the Worst That Could

02:23

Happen man you guys are

02:25

right uh a Stacy yeah I have a crush on

02:29

on

02:35

you [ __ ] ug as or two you never build

02:39

up the courage to tell her and end up

02:41

watching your crush sit in a tree with

02:43

the faster kid who had the light up

02:45

Sketchers in the Charizard EX and we all

02:48

know what happens when Stacy and Jimmy

02:50

are sitting in a tree or elcome three

02:53

you confess to your crush and it's the

02:55

perfect scenario I I like you too now

02:58

you've officially started your first

03:00

Middle School relationship which is

03:02

probably the worst outcome of all bro

03:04

cuz now you've been sentenced to 14 days

03:06

of Relentless cringe and countless

03:09

awkward scenarios and I say 14 days cuz

03:12

that shit's lasting 14 days max bro hey

03:16

Stacy uh do you want to be my girlfriend

03:19

yeah okay oh yeah awesome yeah awesome

03:25

woohoo so so do you uh do do you want to

03:28

like hold like hold hands or or

03:29

something yeah sure so uh Stacy I've

03:33

been thinking I don't think this whole

03:34

thing is going to work out oh okay it's

03:38

not me it's you oh wait wait wait wait

03:40

what yo [ __ ] my ass BR or what's even

03:43

more tough than having a crush in middle

03:45

school is having a crush on a fictional

03:48

character bro cuz it's like you'll just

03:49

be chilling watching some Teen Titans

03:51

eating cereal or whatever all a sudden

03:53

your crush is kissing other dudes right

03:55

in front of you and you can't even do

03:56

[ __ ] about it I remember back in my day

03:58

I was down hurt horrendous for Lola

04:01

Bunny bro and I really don't know how I

04:02

feel about admitting my attraction

04:04

towards a 2d cartoon bunny but you got

04:06

to remember this was in the past like

04:08

this was at least like like at least

04:11

like like two months ago and maybe I'm

04:13

tweaking on this one but the red fish

04:15

from shark tail bro she was different

04:18

bro and her name I I think it was Lola

04:20

as well [ __ ] maybe I just like cartoon

04:22

girls named Lola or

04:24

something that's exactly what I want to

04:27

and I don't know about you but for some

04:29

reason when whenever I would talk to my

04:30

crush it was like I got an instant Nerf

04:33

bro I'm talking minus 10 Charisma plus

04:36

15 stutter minus five strength and plus

04:39

350% chance of getting put in a random

04:42

ass headlock like I could be in the

04:44

worst scenario of all time with a girl

04:46

who has five kids and is married to a

04:49

member of the cartel and just cuz she's

04:51

not my type I'll get an instant stat

04:53

boost that'll have me pulling like Mr

04:55

Duke Dennis himself but put me in a room

04:58

with my crush and all of a sudden I got

04:59

the same Charisma as [ __ ] mck Lovin

05:04

hi hey it's 10:33 what a.m. like in the

05:08

morning like I'm saying uh it's sorry

05:11

it's it's 10:33 in the

05:14

morning [ __ ]

05:18

[ __ ] and on top of your crush turning

05:20

you into mcloven it also leaves you open

05:22

to the inevitable pain of being

05:25

embarrassed in front of your crush and

05:27

man let me tell you there is nothing

05:29

nothing quite like it it was a beautiful

05:32

sunny day and I was in grade two wearing

05:34

my favorite bright blue basketball

05:36

shorts in math class gazing out the

05:39

window at those shiny old monkey bars

05:41

excited for recess and when the bell

05:43

rang I hauled my little ass over to

05:46

those bars and I was swinging like there

05:47

was no tomorrow and before I knew it the

05:50

whole class was on these monkey bars

05:52

which quickly turned into chicken fights

05:55

and I wasn't complaining I mean hanging

05:57

from a bar and kicking the living [ __ ]

05:59

out of some toddlers sign me up you know

06:01

what I'm saying so I'm in line watching

06:03

these grade two Gladiator battles go

06:05

down until it was my turn and when I

06:08

step up to those bars I look into the

06:10

crowd and see my crush of two weeks Lexi

06:15

and now that Lexi was watching there was

06:17

no chance I was about to lose this fight

06:19

in front of her but as I look over to

06:21

see who my opponent is I realize it's

06:24

Axel and axel was known for being the

06:27

Undisputed chicken fight champion Legend

06:29

had it he once took on three dudes at

06:32

once pause so I knew going into this I

06:34

had to lock the [ __ ] in bro so we climb

06:38

over to each other and he's kicking my

06:40

[ __ ] in off rip until I hit his ass with

06:43

my specialty move the python squeeze and

06:47

in 10 seconds flat let's just say I

06:50

folded that motherfucker's clothes with

06:53

him still in him and everyone was hyping

06:55

me up cuz I just did the exact

06:56

equivalent of dunking on Michael Jordan

06:59

in his Prime with Beyonce watching so of

07:02

course Axel's pissed hey chains you me

07:06

rematch

07:08

now and I look over at Lexi and she

07:11

looks over at me and now I can't back

07:14

down so we get back in position climb

07:16

over to each other and I go for the

07:17

python squeeze again and this

07:19

[ __ ] Axel just winds up and

07:22

kicks me in the balls and I'm not going

07:24

to lie that Hefty kick to the dick

07:26

accessories was the worst pain I had

07:28

ever felt in in my 7-year-old life but I

07:32

couldn't just drop and lose to Axel in

07:34

front of Lexi so with all the pain and

07:36

anger I feel radiating from my nuts I

07:40

hit Axel with the meanest 20 piece combo

07:43

in chicken fight history and he drops

07:46

and then he panted my [ __ ] bro and

07:48

embarrassed I drop and try to run away

07:50

but the shorts around my ankles Tri me

07:52

and I face plant face down tidy whes up

07:58

balls and shambles in front of everyone

08:02

including Lexi and some people like to

08:05

say oh it could always be worse but this

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time I don't know I don't know man I

08:11

don't know so the moral of the story is

08:14

um man [ __ ] Axel bro

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