you put WHAT in the soup!?
Summary
TLDRThe transcript appears to be a chaotic and humorous dialogue from a video game or a role-playing scenario, possibly involving a group of friends. The characters discuss various challenges they face in a fictional setting, including the need for a bathroom, dealing with interdimensional aliens or robots, and the creation of an item called 'solder' through an unconventional process. There are also references to a 'scientist' character and a mysterious 'executive chair' that seems to offer invincibility. The conversation is filled with absurd humor, including the creation of a 'killer soup' with bizarre ingredients and the group's collective struggle to progress in their game or mission. The dialogue is characterized by a mix of in-game challenges, pop culture references, and a lot of playful banter, suggesting a lighthearted and entertaining atmosphere.
Takeaways
- 🚽 The speaker expresses a strong need for a bathroom, indicating a lack of proximity to one as the reason for not staying in a particular place previously.
- 🎮 There's a mention of a game involving being a scientist, which seems to be challenging and involves fighting interdimensional aliens or robots.
- 🧱 The speaker humorously describes creating a makeshift bathroom situation and the need to collect 'turds' for an unspecified purpose.
- 🛠️ The script discusses the process of fixing pumps in a game, requiring different components like a diode, an optical lens, and a fiber optic cable.
- 🤮 A running gag in the script involves the creation of a 'killer soup' made from questionable ingredients, including a mention of adding feces to the mix.
- 🔍 The speaker talks about searching for information online, indicating a lack of in-game guidance on how to create solder, which is needed to progress in the game.
- 🍳 There's a focus on the in-game cooking process, with the characters experimenting with different ingredients to create solder, which is a component for a pump.
- 💺 A special 'executive chair' is mentioned, which apparently provides invincibility to the person sitting in it, and becomes an object of interest and humor.
- 🤢 The script contains various instances of characters expressing discomfort, nausea, and even vomiting, possibly as a result of their actions or the soup they created.
- 🔨 The characters discuss the need for certain materials and the process of obtaining them, such as trading items for a fiber optic cable.
- 💬 There's a commentary on the game's development, with the speaker expressing frustration at the lack of clear instructions and considering reaching out to the game's developers for clarification.
Q & A
Why did the speaker mention the lack of a bathroom as a reason for not staying in a particular place?
-The speaker needed immediate access to a bathroom, indicating a sense of urgency and discomfort due to the need to use the facilities.
What game is being discussed where the player takes on the role of a scientist?
-The game being discussed involves the player being a scientist who has to deal with challenges such as interdimensional aliens or robots, possibly in a facility setting.
Why does the speaker express sympathy for the scientists in the game?
-The speaker feels that the scientists have it rough because they are stuck in a facility, dealing with dangerous situations like fighting aliens or their own creations, which adds a layer of sadness to their otherwise comfortable jobs.
What is the significance of the 'executive chair' in the script?
-The 'executive chair' is portrayed as an invincibility item within the game context. It is also humorously described as an artifact that defies science and is a point of contention among the characters.
Why does the speaker mention 'solder' and how it is made?
-The speaker and others are trying to progress in the game by fixing electronic pumps, which requires solder. They initially struggle to understand how to make solder, but eventually find out that it involves melting silver and metal scrap in a soup pot with water.
What is the unusual addition to the 'killer soup' that the characters discuss?
-The unusual addition to the 'killer soup' is human feces, which is humorously discussed as a necessary component to turn the mixture into a palatable meal within the context of their game.
Why does the speaker mention 'diode' and 'fiber optic cable'?
-The speaker mentions these components because they are required to fix the electronic pumps in the game. The diode is needed for the red pump, and the fiber optic cable is acquired through a trade after making solder.
What is the 'brown fart sauce' mentioned in the script?
-The 'brown fart sauce' is a humorous term used by the characters to describe an unknown substance in the game that they later identify as solder.
Why does the speaker mention 'Bizzle' and his actions?
-Bizzle is a character in the script who is involved in the group's antics, including making the 'killer soup' and dealing with the consequences, such as being blamed when things go wrong.
What is the significance of the 'picnic table' in the script?
-The 'picnic table' is mentioned as a place where the characters gather to partake in the 'killer soup'. It serves as a setting for a communal event within their narrative.
What does the speaker mean when they say 'we're like Wendy's' in relation to the 'killer soup'?
-The speaker is humorously comparing their 'killer soup' to Wendy's food, implying that their soup, like Wendy's burgers, is 'fresh, never frozen'. This is a tongue-in-cheek reference to the quality and preparation of the soup they are discussing.
Outlines
😀 Desperate Search for Bathroom Facilities
The speaker humorously recounts their urgent need to find a bathroom and reflects on a previous experience where the lack of such facilities was a deal-breaker. They describe a chaotic scene involving a character's need to escape, mentioning a game about being a scientist and the challenges faced by such professionals, including dealing with interdimensional aliens and robots. The narrative takes a turn towards a makeshift living space, with mentions of a cozy setup and a picnic table for meals, before returning to the theme of escaping a facility by fixing pumps, which requires a diode, a component they plan to find or create.
🛠️ Creative Problem Solving in a Crisis
The paragraph revolves around a team's efforts to fix two pumps in a facility, requiring an optical lens and a fiber optic cable. The team humorously discusses the challenges they face, including a character's urgent need to use the bathroom and the acquisition of a mysterious pile of material, which they eventually identify as solder. They also mention an invincibility-inducing executive chair, which becomes a point of interest and debate. Amidst the chaos, they discover the need to create solder by melting silver and metal scrap in water, leading to a bizarre cooking segment where they add various ingredients, including a 'killer soup' made from questionable substances.
🤔 Developer Queries and Culinary Experiments
The speaker expresses frustration with game developers for not providing clear instructions on how to make solder, a crucial component for their mission. They contemplate reaching out to the developers for clarification. In a moment of epiphany, they discover an in-game hint that guides them on how to proceed. The narrative then shifts to a bizarre culinary experiment where the team attempts to create solder by melting various metals and adding unexpected ingredients, including feces, to their concoction. This leads to a discussion on the game's mechanics and a debate on whether their 'cooking' methods are legitimate or utterly absurd.
🍲 A Bizarre Feast and Future Plans
The speaker describes a surreal scene where the team, starving and facing a lack of proper food, resorts to consuming a soup made from questionable ingredients, including fresh, unrefrigerated 'poop'. They compare their situation to fast-food restaurants, specifically likening their soup to Wendy's. There's a sense of camaraderie as they insist that everyone partakes in the meal. The paragraph concludes with a teaser for the next episode of their adventure, where they plan to explore containment blocks and laboratories, and a humorous aside about a podcast involving a Jeopardy host.
Mindmap
Keywords
💡Proximity to bathroom
💡Scientist
💡Executive chair
💡Solder
💡Fiber optic cable
💡Diarrhea
💡Pump
💡Picnic table
💡Donuts
💡Game mechanics
💡Culinary expertise
Highlights
The speaker humorously discusses the lack of a nearby bathroom as a reason for not staying in a particular place.
A chaotic situation unfolds where the speaker urgently needs to use the restroom and describes a comical interaction involving a door handle and a chair leg.
The mention of a game about being a scientist and the hardships it portrays, including battling interdimensional aliens and robots.
A discussion on the sad irony of scientists being stuck in a facility, possibly fighting their own creations.
The discovery of a diode, a crucial component needed to fix a pump in the game they are playing.
The speaker humorously suggests using Google to find out what a diode is, indicating a light-hearted approach to problem-solving.
A creative and bizarre solution to a problem in the game involves trading an unknown pile of material for a fiber optic cable.
The humorous comparison of the unknown material to 'diarrhea' and the struggle to identify its purpose in the game.
The concept of an 'executive chair' that seems to provide invincibility in the game, leading to a discussion about its unique properties.
The idea of collecting 'turds' for an unknown purpose, adding a layer of quirky humor to the game's mechanics.
The speaker and his team get inventive in the game, attempting to make solder by melting silver and metal scrap in a soup pot with water.
A moment of confusion and hilarity when the team considers adding feces to their solder-making mix, thinking it might be a required ingredient.
The realization that hitting the 'J' key in the game provides instructions on how to make solder, solving their dilemma.
The team's plan to use the newly made solder to trade for a fiber optic cable, allowing them to progress in the game.
A humorous and disgusting twist where the game seems to suggest that adding feces to a mixture can transform it into food.
The speaker's commentary on the game's progression, mentioning the opening of a way to containment blocks and a laboratory.
A side discussion about a podcast clip featuring a lady from Jeopardy, highlighting the speaker's admiration for her long-standing role.
Transcripts
I may soon need the facilities I forgot
the whole reason why we didn't stay here
last time was no proximity to bathroom I
need a poop I have to go right away no
no there's one right back here my guy's
[ __ ] is about to fall
out out way way
TR me
out oh my God my
I reached for the door handle and he hit
it with a [ __ ] a chair
leg you watch they made a game about
being a
scientist and let me tell you something
Guys these dudes have it pretty rough
the big fan I remember this you can get
through there if you run really quick
watch this you see I thought they just
got bullied in high school and had no
play with the girls in exchange for good
grades and a nice comfy job that they
could coach on for the rest of their
life no dude their job sucks yeah have a
seat if you're sitting in the chair I
don't think you can
die they're just stuck in a facility
fighting like interdimensional aliens or
something robots and I think they
created the robots so that's like extra
sad it'd be like if Frankenstein made
his monster and the first thing it does
is it gets up and starts giving him like
a swirly the toilet no help it's just
sad and then to make matters worse uh
some French Dudes also broke in you guys
are scared of the knowledge I have I'm
already dealing with Horrors beyond your
comprehension my own creation is
whooping my ass uh French Dudes with
guns are not
helping wait he's bleeding out he's
dead oh
oh science wins again welcome to Reddit
little bro you clearly don't brows us
science but don't fret dear viewer
because if anybody can get out of this
mess it's a man of
science all right guys buckle up keep
your hands inside the vehicle God Sam's
driving because we're leers and
protective virginity detect it we may
[ __ ] in buckets but you were iy
rejected you may get [ __ ] but we still
the named it your mom and proceed it
to I'm not going to lie I made my guy
look exactly like me it's uncanny snake
skin belt rattlesnake skin belt it's
like you were in real life mhm all they
have is Rick Owens too so it's just like
me in real life that's a bit cozy frog
come check out the bed added a little
something cozy it
up man I kind of [ __ ] with
that oh yeah live laugh love sign oh
yeah we should get one that says that
goes this isn't a [ __ ] house it's a
[ __ ]
home dude who [ __ ] with our
bedroom I did not do that
not wait is it stuck now
I did not do that I did you I can't even
move the door enough to get rid of the
[ __ ]
thing it's impossible wait can you not
get can you not get in through here I
can't get in my own [ __ ] room I need
to my guy needs to sleep check out what
I got picnic table in case we want a
brunch here you go love
oh oh Donuts you know I love my
Donuts guys guys not I want not all at
once guys the bad soup's ready come on
you got to you got to you got to serve
it at the table L it rip there you go
see is it any good how do I
drop yeah oh look who didn't get here in
time for the soup all right I just wor
I'm good yeah cuz I was made with love I
prefer
the in order to escape the facility
first we need to go through
manufacturing and fix these three pumps
each requiring a different compon
opponent the first pump required a diode
isn't this the beginning of the red pump
yeah this Ian this must be it then right
we need a diode man we need a fuing DI
wait is that a diode just a bu doesn't
that look like the thing that we need a
diode that's a diode I don't [ __ ]
know what a DI I perceive a distinct
lack of snacks dud get your mind on the
[ __ ] mission ahead okay I'm going to
look I'm going to Google diode let me go
to [ __ ] doe.com see what's going on
dude that's exactly what that is frog
and Sam the most useless people on the
team all of a sudden getting work done
we're going to be able to act like stal
usually acts this is
insane oh you guys don't have a diode
oh I believe I need to uh
defecate M now you want to come over
yeah come
on it's dangerous out here I'm need you
to hold my hand I got the screwdriver in
case you need to get anything out of
there you got the poop knife in case
that thing needs to get cut up man I'm
telling you it going to need to be cut
up I I ain't done a [ __ ] that I me to
cleave in Twain I tell you
are don't worry I CLE it in
train I'm going to split stack I'm
literally just going to bring what we
need the rest will stay
8m that my weap down momentarily there
we go if you have not already evacuated
the
[Music]
facility the second pump needed an
optical
lens fixing Le green pipe but the third
pump required a fiber optic cable which
could only be acquired by trading this
unknown pile of [ __ ] for it what is that
just like a pile of diarrhea what how
the [ __ ] am I supposed to figure out
what that is so you you just need to
find the brown fart sauce yep whatever
that is maybe it's cement maybe you you
crush you put cement in water and it
turns into hard cement yeah that's what
they want a [ __ ] useless big ball of
[ __ ]
cement you give me some pre-used cement
I'll give you some optical fiber optic
cable or whatever I don't [ __ ] know
what is that [ __ ] it legitimately took
us a long time to figure out what this
was
it's embarrassing yeah we're trying to
get him some food he's going to die in
like 10 seconds do you have any food
yeah I have a seat if you're sitting in
the chair I don't think you can die oh
sit in the
chair remember the executive chair
you're Invincible in that bad boy
really well that's weird because we came
across the chair earlier and it was
empty and covered in bullet holes wait
bizel said he was going to come over
here with an executive office chair and
fight some somebody is this is this
remnant of ble keep in mind this is not
some Joe Schmo executive office chair
this office chair we went through some
[ __ ] to get this office chair back to
our
place inest anyone o executive chair
classy can walk around there pack that
up bro roll that oh that chair defies
science it does we must bring it with us
and start it's an artifact it's an
artifact guys so you just got to come
through the Bottom now I always come in
the
oh you still got the executive chair I
see excellent this my [ __ ] H up after
you I'm [ __ ]
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going guys I did you die that's the
scariest part you didn't die you're F
perfectly fine down there I'm alive and
I'm [ __ ] the way down here
I think bizzle's
[Music]
sick it's fine Bizzle you all right
buddy I don't puke on the vending
machines sip of water would
suffice so we need like container oh
look what you did don't BL that on me
you puked on me I'm radiation sick it
shouldn't matter but anyway if you come
back with I don't feel right at
all I think I might die
sink oh and now I got us it's because of
Bizzle we're both puking in here now
look what you did to us ever the
scapegoat Bizzle we got
a oh there's no glass
there I'm feeling distinctly anhydrous
you Brian's sick now too it's cuz of
[ __ ] bizel have you looked through
every conceivable thing that you know
all rest Rees yeah I'm cooking I'm going
to find
it wait I found it it's called solder oh
how do you make it I don't know I just
have it here hold on I'm I'm going to
figure out this recipe and then from
that I'll be able to find the component
we found out what it was we found out it
was solder but then there they don't
tell us how to make it so we're just we
know what we need we just don't know how
to get it Sal's absolutely right I tried
Googling abiotic factor
solder and I me the game
have early Keys what are you googling a
developer put a strat up yeah hope
hopefully I don't [ __ ] know well let
me tell you he didn't put a [ __ ]
Strat up okay these devs are
lazy they should have populated their
own Wiki they they should have known
people would have questions how do I
make solder ask the devs right now ask
them I'm actually I I have the guy's
[ __ ] email I should email him like
dude I freaking out I don't know how to
make solder if you don't tell me how to
make solder I'm going to leave a bad
review right when I was at my lowest and
about to give up I realized that there
was a big flashing J thing on the corner
of my screen and when I hit J it told me
how to make solder yo yo yo hit
J oh and then and it says it says fix
the three electron pumps find the
materials of the blacksmith needs okay
diode trade for grease fiber optic cable
trade solder melt silver and metal scrap
in a soup pot with water to make solder
how do I put it in there give it to me
I'm a chef all right well Brian Cooks a
solder I'll handle defense of our
[Laughter]
Hideout there we
go nothing
happen dude that's
evil some's going to have to [ __ ] real
bad yeah
uh-huh uh-huh this is official nonomy
bathroom usage right there this guy
wanted privacy he's was trying to jack
off the reason that was there was to
curtail people from using that bathroom
in exchange for the bathroom that we had
constructed inside the base and we use
this one because you can collect the
turds we don't know what you use them
for but we like that you can collect
them okay that is insane who tried to do
that bizel is Bizzle B oh wow we got a
snitch over here yeah why don't you go
polish Apple all right let's do the
metal first here we got we got some
metal in there there you go metal and
silverware hey you know what how about
we sweeten the pot with a little bit of
[ __ ] you know what I'm saying I put bag
of feces boom put some [ __ ] uncooked
killer soup hell yeah y Bizzle we got
something we need you to eat dog wait
wait did that turn the solder into
goddamn soup yeah it's [ __ ] midnight
dude I'm sorry yeah we need to get this
going well now we I think he [ __ ] up I
don't think we're we need to get this
going throw [ __ ] into the carefully
crafted Quest soup all right before all
right if we're going to go to sleep at
least hey everyone has to have a sample
of the killer soup all right picnic
table picnic table get to the table boys
oh that look good oh damn it's got hey
you know what the color is
perfect BBS up I should probably locate
a restroom it's only a matter of time
what you be that's killer sou I figured
the boiling would get all the bacteria
out of it man yeah I don't know I just
excited it wait somebody needs to save a
portion for the dog I believe I need to
uh
defecate well it wasn't even it wasn't
even possible to eat it cuz we were
making solder but once you add [ __ ] then
all of a sudden it's it's food like no
like the game's like no [ __ ] idiot
would ever eat this until you put a turd
in it now it's a God now that's a
meal all right now you're
cooking no more [ __ ] soup yeah no more
no more [ __ ] no we trying to make solder
trying to make solder get those turs
away it it took us forever to purify
it's just purified water dude I barely
remember the flavor though how long
until it's done I don't know as long as
nobody puts a tur in I think it'll be
done soon was not made for this dud put
that thing away like stop walking around
with it you're trying to offer it up
retardation right now dude it's late
let's [ __ ] game all right I even I
don't even think this is how you make
solder cuz it's not doing it what you
talking this how you make it they said
silver they said steel they said water
solder boom look at that it is all right
let's go let's [ __ ] throw it in there
once we have the solder now we can trade
for the fiber optic cable which means we
can fix the pump which means we can
finally move forward in the
game or we could test the limits of our
culinary expertise I I got 30% of that
that [ __ ] poops
do right here I got 100% oh [ __ ] now we
just need some silver and we're going to
be snacking no dude we're going we're
going full [ __ ] new [ __ ] ingredients
just [ __ ] in
water like Gordon Ramsey you're just
coming in perfecting the Min how will we
remove the metal parts and just [ __ ]
guys anybody else hurting their teeth on
this metal I have something what if we
just have [ __ ] what if we replace all
the painful bits with [ __ ] guys even
creamier
texture
metal no no but let's let's add this to
it
salt that's really going to cover it up
bring out the flavors yeah I'm starving
oh you hear me dude I'm [ __ ] I smell
that I smell that [ __ ] boiling and it is
making my tummy
Rumble yeah I'm having a pavlovian
response to this [ __ ] diarrhea and a
this piping hot diarrhea hey to the
executive
table yeah I'm thinking this is an
executive typeal yeah this is an
executive type meal I'm experiencing an
insufficiency of
food I have something for you here you
go as you drink it we'll tell you the
ingredients
yeah I must be coming down with
something I like it tastes pretty
good yeah that's the salt I think the
salt in it's really what THS it all
together sorry if my puke smells like
[ __ ] I didn't [ __ ]
myself it's it's it's not the stomach
flu okay I didn't [ __ ] and puke okay I
just puked and there happened to be [ __ ]
in the puke P yeah I puked [ __ ] I'm not
an animal I didn't [ __ ] my pants okay I
puke [ __ ] something it's different you
remember how we had to like we we were
just kind of stuck we couldn't figure
out where to go to
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[Laughter]
do must came back at somewhere I'm glad
I got overloaded that kid brain
yeah did this game
Crash oh yeah I forgot yesterday I
installed a a trap over your bed on let
me reengage aome there you
go you're supposed to move it's nothing
worse than a stale turd in your soup
dude nothing worse just about boiling up
well actually that soup it wasn't
refrigerated poops uh we came back from
the facility late they were fresh dude
they were fresh oo never been frozen
never been frozen we're like Burger King
fresh never Frozen oh that's Wendy's
you're Wendy's oh we're like Wendy's our
[ __ ] soup I feel like is more of a
Wendy's type fast food we got a Wendy's
Vibe going on I'm going to say it I
don't trust a single person that didn't
have some
[ __ ] if you didn't wrap your lips around
that as if you were like a Heaven's Gate
member you all know there were only you
all know there were only four portions
you guys [ __ ] slurped up the second K
have got served we're eager we're eager
to have a [ __ ] homecooked meal okay
we blew up a big [ __ ] hole in the
ground and uh opened the way to the