A Date at Chili's
Summary
TLDRIn this lively and humorous transcript, a group of friends, including the narrator, decide to cure their hangovers by visiting Chili's restaurant. Throughout their meal, they engage in playful banter, with a focus on their friend Johnny, who is portrayed as the 'sugar dad' buying everyone's food. The group experiences a series of comedic events, from Johnny's excessive drinking to the accidental over-serving by the restaurant staff. The transcript captures the essence of a day out with close friends, filled with laughter, teasing, and a touch of inebriation, all in the casual setting of Chili's.
Takeaways
- 🎉 A group of roommates decide to go to Chili's to cure their hangovers and celebrate a birthday.
- 🤑 One of the roommates, Johnny, is referred to as 'sugar dad' and is expected to pay for everything.
- 🥂 The group orders various drinks, including an espresso martini and multiple margaritas, leading to excessive alcohol consumption.
- 🍔 They discuss different menu items, with some members of the group struggling to decide what to order.
- 🍽 The group shares appetizers and discusses the quality of the food, with mixed opinions on taste and presentation.
- 😅 There are several humorous moments, including jokes about the menu, drinks, and interactions with the wait staff.
- 🤔 The script includes discussions about the characters' preferences and opinions on food and drinks.
- 🍻 The group experiences a series of drink mix-ups and receives a large number of drinks, some of which are unsolicited.
- 🍕 Amidst the chaos, the group continues to order more food and drinks, leading to a lengthy and indulgent meal.
- 😈 There are hints of mischief and pranks, such as secretly signing up a staff member for Chili's rewards and filling out a survey with a complaint about over-serving alcohol.
- 💸 The group is surprised by the final bill, which is less than expected, and they leave the restaurant with a sense of satisfaction.
Q & A
What is the main reason the group decides to go to Chili's?
-They believe Chili's is the perfect place to cure their hangovers and lift their spirits.
Who is referred to as the 'sugar dad' and why?
-Johnny is called the 'sugar dad' because he is the one paying for everything during their visit to Chili's.
What does the group think about their server's actions?
-The group feels that the server took advantage of them by overserving alcohol, especially to Johnny, and they even note this in a comment.
What kind of drink does one of the group members order?
-One of the group members orders an espresso martini.
How does the group feel about their server's attitude towards Johnny's drinking?
-The group is upset and feels that the server is encouraging Johnny's excessive drinking, even sneaking him a free drink.
What is the general atmosphere of the group's visit to Chili's?
-The atmosphere is casual and humorous, with the group joking around and teasing each other throughout their meal.
What kind of food do they order at Chili's?
-The group orders a variety of food including burgers, steak, the Smokehouse combo, and appetizers like mozzarella sticks and the triple Dippers.
How does the group react to the server's actions towards the end of their visit?
-The group is annoyed and feels taken advantage of, with one member even writing a note about the server's behavior.
What is the total bill for the group's meal at Chili's?
-The total bill comes to $182 after a 25% tip is added.
What is Johnny's role in the group's visit to Chili's?
-Johnny is the one who is being served a lot of alcohol, to the point where the group feels he is being taken advantage of, and he also tries to skip out on the bill at one point.
Outlines
😄 A Hungover Day at Chili's
The video script begins with the narrator and roommates planning to visit Chili's despite feeling hungover. They humorously discuss how Chili's is a good place to cure depression and decide to take advantage of one roommate, Johnny, who is paying for everything. There's a playful banter about partying and a funny encounter with a man who mistakes them for a group of party-goers. The group's excitement about the menu and the prospect of ordering multiple drinks sets a light-hearted tone for the day's outing.
🤔 Menu Overload and Birthday Celebrations
In this segment, the group is overwhelmed by the menu choices at Chili's, and there's a discussion about sharing appetizers and entrees. The script includes a mix-up with a birthday celebration, where the group decides to order the '3 for Me' deal, which comes with a margarita. There's also a humorous moment where one of the roommates accidentally orders more drinks than intended, leading to a playful commentary on the situation and a light-hearted debate about food choices.
🍽️ Food and Drink Orders at Chili's
The group continues to place their orders, with a focus on the Smokehouse combo and other dishes like the buffalo ranch chicken sandwich and the brisket quesadilla. There's a running joke about Johnny's excessive drinking, with the group teasing him about his alcohol consumption. The conversation also touches on the idea of an intervention at Chili's and the various drinks they order, including a tiki masala and a watermelon margarita.
🎉 Birthday Festivities and Over-serving Concerns
The script delves into the birthday celebrations with the group enjoying their food and drinks. There's a moment of concern when the server sneaks in a free drink, leading to a discussion about over-serving and the group's reaction to it. The video captures the fun and camaraderie among the friends as they enjoy their meal, despite the minor issues with service.
🍔 Food Reviews and Presidential Drinks
The group shares their thoughts on the food, with the mozzarella sticks and fries receiving high praise. There's a humorous comparison of the drinks to various presidents, with a particular focus on the Presidente Margarita. The conversation takes a light-hearted turn as they joke about the drinks and the server's actions, leading to a playful debate about who's winning in terms of the number of drinks consumed.
🍹 Excessive Drinking and Leaving the Restaurant
The script concludes with the group dealing with Johnny's excessive drinking and their attempts to leave the restaurant. There's a humorous moment where Johnny tries to skip out without paying, and the group discusses the total bill and the server's potential over-serving. The video ends with a note about the server's behavior and a reminder to check out the group's merchandise, leaving the audience with a sense of the group's dynamic and the day's events.
Mindmap
Keywords
💡Hungover
💡Sugar Dad
💡Espresso Martini
💡Partying
💡Chili's
💡Alcohol
💡Mozzarella Stick
💡Buffalo Chicken Ranch Sandwich
💡Smokehouse Combo
💡Intervention
Highlights
Group of friends planning to eat at Chili's to cure their hangovers.
Johnny, the 'sugar dad', is excited to pay for the meal.
Misadventures and humor as they navigate through Chili's menu.
Debate over the quality and choice of food and drinks at Chili's.
The group's playful banter and camaraderie is evident throughout the meal.
Johnny's excessive drinking becomes a running joke among the group.
Unexpected free drinks and the group's reactions to them.
Birthday celebrations and special orders for the birthday boy.
Discussion about the size and extravagance of the drinks served.
The group's commentary on the taste and presentation of the food.
Johnny's failed attempt to skip out on the bill, humorously recounted.
Complaints and pranks related to the service and the number of drinks served.
Reflections on the overall experience at Chili's and the bill's final amount.
The group's collective decision to leave Chili's and the aftermath.
Final thoughts and the group's feedback on the server's actions.
Johnny's website promotion and the group's plans post-Chili's.
Transcripts
all right today I'm here with my
roommates and we're going to be going to
Chili's and we might be a little hun
over but that's fine we're hung over
hung hung over Chili's is the perfect
place to cure your depression you're
you're are you good thank you Johnny and
I'm I'm buying I'm I'm the sugar dad
Johnny I love Johnny I love Johnny I
love Johnny I love Johnny yeah the
moment that I came to the conclusion
that Johnny's actually going to be
paying for everything makes me really
happy cuz I'm like I'm going to get
every everything that I want yeah you
can get at least one thing come on I
want to die right now dude I want a
[ __ ] KMS dude come get me in this
chili follow the Le walk faster Follow
the Leader come on come on duckies quack
quack quack this is actually so like
romantic what what happened
what I'm not I don't really part that
much oh my God that guy's trying to hit
on us he's trying to be our sugar Dy oh
okay we got to stop holding hands I'm
feeling so strange e Johnny your hands a
little sweaty yes that guy was like hey
you guys party we're three guys all with
painted nails holding hands in the line
hell yeah you guys party he's probably
trying to [ __ ] us we look like we
definitely party and I told him no we
don't party we're going to Chili's we're
partying guys we get invited to parties
all right I've been invited to one
everyone you get whatever you want I'm
just going to go at it like it's my
birthday Daddy he buying you were saying
the burgers look a little wonky but I
feel like these look kind of yummy it's
a picture it's of course the picture's
going to look amazing could I get a
water with a lemon in it yeah for sure
thank you is alcohol available it is
alcohol sick oh you should get the
espresso wapro Martini have that one it
is sweeter so if you like a sweeter
that's like the [ __ ] that's the
[ __ ] triak in my op I'll do what I
don't know I don't know what to get oh
my gosh just pick for me you pick for me
he's going to get the espresso martini
yeah he's been a little skanky on this
Saturday after I'll do water or two I I
should have got this one it looks better
to see that's happens you're not sure
yourself you got to walk this you got to
roam this [ __ ] world knowing who you
are and what you want in life I want to
be I don't even want CU now you have now
you're now you got to express some
Martina come in and you can't do
anything about it you got to drink it
and you're going to drink it and you're
going to tell Jake thank you Jake thank
you for the wonderful drink Jake as you
as you squint through the through the
repulsion but I'm I'm buying it I don't
even want to drink you said someone
choose from me I know I'm glad as I
recall you said that yeah in car in
Carrington's God is my
witness I I heard it I don't like when
the menu is stupid cuz it gets a little
overwhelming for me do you think you're
the first person to order a drink today
should I ask I I was talking to a friend
the other day and they told me I think
they think I have a problem like you
don't have a problem you just get so
excited to drink you start shaking yeah
and I it's not my fault I'm a good I'm
good at it oh hello ESO Martin yeah yeah
morning Martini oh yes wait am I the
first person to get a drink today no no
dang it not CH un not a chilies I told
you dude Johnny was like this place is
going to be dead like I don't know who I
haven't been to chilies in like 6 years
on a Saturday on a Saturday morning and
and I was like there's no [ __ ] way
dude this is a [ __ ] this is America
chili is going to be chili is popping
like I used to go to Chili's for like
Valentine day with my family it was like
the holiday place like this place for a
lot of people is sacred you
know you you guys are you guys are so
smart yeah we're dying to year that
looks amazing that's actually really
good yeah you're welcome what are these
little like reindeer poops it's coffee
beans
Dingus oh [ __ ] yeah we got to get foodit
what do I eat I'm really hungry Johnny
I'm really really hungry what do I eat
you de feed me I don't want lemons I
didn't even order asking for a lemon I
just did it CUA Jake did it and I feel
like a dumbass what the lemon's really
great it really changes the game I
didn't even know I feel like a dumbass
now do you want the do you want the
lemon in it or not because they put it
on the side you could just put it in or
you could keep it out let's tell them
it's gon's birthday hey guys guilty you
guys have any questions need some time
what are we feeling uh it's my friend's
birthday what do we do my birthday was
last week are you a tour yeah I am happy
birthday
congratulations do we want any starter I
feel overwhelmed with this menu I know
there's so well I mean a lot of it is
like is this a entree or is this for the
family I don't mix like some people do
the triple which is a start we can do
that as a course oh there's a lunch
there's a lunch menu Isn't there Monday
through Friday but three for me which is
all the time the one below it's all the
time the three for me take a look I'll
be right back Rings no onion rings at
chilies what is this don't make him feel
bad about it sorry I didn't mean I
didn't mean I didn't mean to be like
that I just I just I my bad I'm sorry he
said it's your birthday well the three
for me comes with a classic margarita so
I'll avoid that all right's I guess I'm
drinking more give it to Johnny I think
we should all just get the three for me
and just give me the drinks you want to
do that actually can I just get a
goddamn like Panini is there like not a
panini here all I'm seeing is steak and
the [ __ ] triple Dippers I kind of
want a steak that is so that's just so
unfun be a little fun I get you express
the martini and you're not even working
in the ways of how it should I you don't
even care you don't even care like I'm
trying to start the fun for the day I'm
trying to get you an espresso martini
and you're getting a steak he's right
Johnny you could get the bacon Rancher
what the hell's that like a burger I
don't want Burger I don't want a burger
I don't want it you're saying that it
looks so good and now you're like
literally declaring like you're [ __ ]
Judge Judy that you don't want the
burger Judge Judy shake that booty yeah
my guys let's sexualize Judge Judy
you're bunch of [ __ ] pigs do you want
to do triple Dipper I would try to I was
trying to make up my mind and these guys
keep talking about Judge Judy
distracting me um I think like I think
if we share one of these appetizers
crazy right do you have like a panini or
like just a sandwich or something like
that um we baking avocado Grill sandwich
that actually where's where is that is
that oh hand HS you're kidding you're
kidding yeah let's get one of the
appetizers you guys want to like share
one or something I don't want it I don't
want it I don't want to I'm going think
about it please please please please
please please yes what do you want on it
how many wings does it come with if we
get Wing is going to be five bone in is
four that sounds good I only need like
two yeah do you want buffalo honey
Chipotle buffalo bual buffalo Jake are
you really not going to have anything
I'm going to be honest I just saw that
there was a buffalo chicken wrench
sandwich and I got a little excited I
think I'm going to do that I'm going to
do that with a side of fries did you
guys order your food food yeah you order
your food food yeah did Johnny order his
food food no Johnny do you want to wait
on that yeah I'll wait on my ordering
the we'll do the triple Dipper for right
now do you want me to send me your
sandwich or wait what what well I mean
what do you mean you're not your like I
just get I just no we're going to get
we're going to get stuff we're just
waiting to why were you waiting you're
okay I'm not going to eat my Buffalo
chicken ranch sandwich while you guys
are just eating your appetizer order
your food I don't know what I want I'll
give I'll Circle back around I'll
memorize your okay he'll take another
Margarita same one yeah he'll take
Martin yeah he'll take a um one that's
um blue want yeah the let's do that
let's do that yeah let's do it let's
send it blue is good flavor yeah blue is
like fortnite that was very funny why
the hell you guys I'm already sitting
here insecure about what I want to eat
you shouldn't be insecure because I
can't keep my hands off food and your
balls and you guys are you guys are you
may I'm the only one that gets the
goddamn I get the goddamn chicken bacon
ranch sandwich and you guys say no we're
good dude why'd you give me more alcohol
I'm going to be [ __ ] up that was so
funny that was really funny yeah that's
really funny I have to drink it now I
that was actually very funny look at the
[ __ ] menu darling look both of your
menus are closed open the menu and get
thir sorry
are you serious wait did you just do his
meme in front of him he just did you
just do my own meme at me you did not
just do that no dude that's like you're
walk you you what are you going to say
next you're going to call me Jake from
State Farm mer we fall out of line out
of right you should be as sham oh wa no
no no sorry sorry strawberry L corrected
that's the one well you guys hate me
okay I'm drinking more what's this deal
right now you guys gave me [ __ ]
alcohol at 12:00 a.m. you took you took
two sips you [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah what are
you drinking what are you drinking water
yeah water with a lemon cuz I care about
myself I'm not drinking at chili at
[ __ ]
noon why would you do that
Johnny you got another on the way you
haven't even finish this you got the you
got the you got the Masala you got the
TIY masic of it how much alcohol is in
this I already feel it what do we want
eat oh my God I'm so stressed no I know
what you're thinking that's what's
pissed me off is you guys were just
going to share the appetizers an entree
and let me get my own and make me feel
like a fatty no dude I want to get a
steak I want a steak why are you getting
a steak I don't understand that even a
little bit it's like getting with chili
salmon like who gets the chili salmon
yeah dude if you're going to go to
Chili's and get something fun get like
mozzarel no no no he just we did we did
get mozzarella wait he was talking about
salmon that sounds really good you're
going to get the salmon from Chile
I know you brought it up and now I was
thinking that's that's kind of like
awesome sounding right should I get oh
since since uh since since Jonathan is
is paying do I should I get the The
Smokehouse combo what is it you get okay
okay you get a half or of ribs you get
roasted street corn you get fries you
get garlic toast oh yeah the Smoke House
combo get the Smoke House combo oh oh my
God yeah apparently that's mine what the
dude what the oh my God the tiki Masala
just
big dick to your espresso Martini dude I
am not look at that thing dude I'm not
that thirsty man what the [ __ ] do we
decide for anyone else they're both
going to get the smok house combo
birthday boy uh can I have uh the ribs
and the the brisket quesadilla please
thanks so much really appreciate it I'll
do the Nashville hot tender and then
I'll do uh the jalapeno cheddar smoked
sausage yeah we'll do that are are you
still doing that buffalo ranch chicken
sandwich
yeah yeah he's got his eyes locked on
that one John did you say he wanted
theone
watermelon yeah he needs he needs a
patron watermelon margarita stack okay
so are we missing food for you or good
no cameraman's starving we chewed our
staff right he's not eating it's just
with Patron watermelon then the tiki
reita the blue one right is that
good yeah yeah that's it yeah
thanks oh my God John you haven't
touched your tiim haven't touched your
tiim solid shny hello what's up oh happy
birthday yeah course it can't be your
birthday it's his yeah it's his birthday
thank you all right yeah let's do it a
say chilies
chilies I am actually so [ __ ] pissed
off I have another one coming Johnny
take the goddamn straw take take the
goddamn rapper up there let me see that
let me
see oh [ __ ] [ __ ] drink it oh my God
can you see my hickey yes no no don't
put that in well it's from me so yeah
yeah they say he's a vampire and let's
say carington definitely got sucked last
night drink wait I'm trying to figure
out uh what time it is oh 12:00 p.m.
you're being rude put your phone away
I'm I'm tweeting about how many drinks
you guys are buying me you're rude
[ __ ] on my birthday this is how you
treat me on my birthday phone at the
dinner
I'm getting secondhand embarrassment
from this phoneaholic you got the the
patron watermelon margarita coming are
you [ __ ] playing a game I had to pay
for this it's is Pokémon go yes it was
$5 it's fine no no no no no it's
literally Pokemon go no it says pokeing
go [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is pokeing
go okay Johnny I'll play golf blast $3
more dollars it's fine no this is not
costing me money I'm going to vomit guys
this is a perfect time to tell you about
my merch Johnny gilbert.com I don't know
how to play this one this one's on sale
it's only 17 bucks I need two players I
need two players Johnny you can play I
can't I'm drinking alcohol don't let him
play yeah it's illegal you can't play
you can't you can't operate the iPad on
on the martini what is on your cup is
that a coffee bean yeah it's a little
roach e you like it it looks like little
hamster turds I once had a hamster it
bit my brother and he threw it at the
wall on accident did he explode on
impact I had a hamster named butter
fingers and one time he had a heart
attack well he died after that but he
had a heart attack he went he was stuck
to the cage my dad had to like Prime off
the cage it was really
gross what type of alcohol is this dude
come on come on come on
halfway oh that's really good oh my god
do they have like a hot chocolate or
something they have coffee here the
triple's almost out are we doing okay
you don't have decaf coffee do you you
have regular coffee yeah o I'm relaxing
I'll get a coffee do you have a Stevia
splendo all that yeah we do no creamer
though right now no creamer you have
almond milk want I don't even know why
ask that's some as somewhere they're
like this isn't Starbucks they're Snappy
with me I'll hold off on the coffee it's
best for me you want to spress some our
te no no I can't do that you know what I
don't want one I think wants some
I don't even want one I want three
really putting these down he said they
tastes like water to him I don't have a
problem because I'm obviously like got
it under control and I'm drinking it so
it's it's fine wait I want to get to the
point where like they actually inform us
that Johnny's cut off wait what is that
yeah that's got to be like I think like
three more Johnny do you like fried
pickles I like pickles Jake do you like
fried
pickles I literally like anything
besides olives dude olives suck so many
well you know what they say when and
when you're in a relationship true love
means that like one person has to like
olives and one doesn't it's called The
Olive Theory you know something Johnny
what I love you iive iive
you dude your resz game is insane I
honestly like please stop drinking
Johnny it's decided this is what we're
trying to say so sad it's so sad
watching you drink yourself yeah Johnny
we wanted to have an intervention at
Chili's but it didn't work you got the
espresso martini and then you got the
Ticky Masala and what else is to come I
don't even know I'm fine
guys this Tri
dier
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kidding oh my word thank you so much
who's paying for this shut up is this
kind of like the last supper here you go
should we feed each other cuz I don't
want it to be weird can you feed me this
piece it looks
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good good
oh my [ __ ] oh my [ __ ] oh my goduck oh my
God oh my oh my God I don't have a
problem because I obviously have it
under control like the cups just get
bigger this is ridiculous I did not
order this anywh yeah yeah yeah wait
thank you this is our Presidente
Margarita like a president Jesus okay I
did not order this but I'll drink it
it's cool we got it um how much [ __ ]
alcohol is in this wa wait wait wait
wait did you wait who the [ __ ] ordered
this okay that that one I actually did
not order but now you have four of like
the big my bill is going to be 300 bucks
yo what the [ __ ] man this game is
ridiculous who's winning right now am I
winning or am I losing this has been
sitting on the table edging me for like
the past 5 minutes Johnny I'm going to
try one now no don't eat it that's for
me it's still warm
okay you really just blew your burp on
my
hand yum who burped dude a [ __ ]
stinks what the hell
happened y can you just stop from trying
to drink here can you stop being a
filthy animal just
eat oh this is so good you guys are
going to make me not enjoy my chicken
bacon ranch you know this
place this is did you just spit food on
me yes I'm going to crawl under the
table and leave this was a mistake for
y'all was supposed to be for table but
you guys can have it if you want oh I
was wondering about that I was like I
think I have a problem they look
confusing like I think that was for the
wrong table but it's not on your so oh
lit no sweat off I didn't have I didn't
have enough alcohol it's only 1
p.m. oh my God okay I need my sandwich
now I'm going to freak this is blowing
my
mind this is the best mozzarella stick
I've ever had
stop
saying stop saying that wait wait wait
wait stop it stop it stop saying that
stop making those
video sandwich yeah oh that's his that's
M sandwich there we go oh oh Ranch
sandwich that looks sick can I can I get
thank you yeah it's my birthday thank
you so much is there anything else I can
get for you at the moment this is great
this is awesome thank you so much maybe
another drink
yeah I'm a bit thirsty you what
Margaritas you have don't worry if
you're cut off we'll order
it than you guys I just want you to
encourage my alcoholism second one down
let's go third one to go what the [ __ ]
is that like a [ __ ] wait everyone
show your food oh my God this do it that
way do it that way you do it all the
time on me dude you burp all my I do not
burp on you you fart and stuff dude it's
I've heard it stop telling them that I'm
telling you it dude what is that what do
you got for us I got like uh this is
like a jalapeno thingy got like chicken
hot corn bread fries what are you eating
Jake chicken bger R I got the ribs this
looks like street corn I got the garlic
bread I got the brisket quesadilla and
the fried the fries are pretty good this
mozzarella stick is like insane all
right let's drink the watermelon one now
ooh it's got salt it's too early for
this [ __ ] dude I just hate how you're
the DD what does that what does that
mean DD garlic toast
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okay
buddy you can [ __ ] eat your bread
dude can I can I take a can I take a
drink just
one I don't like it as much well you
have the Presidente right there so yeah
let's try the Presidente yeah you're
right M tastes like Joe Biden what the
hell this is not catchup the hell is
this
you president tastes good no wonder if
people get on sucking off that one guy
what's his name
uh are you talking about John F Kennedy
and his Infamous Marilyn
Monroe no no no I was talking about the
um the guy that like he had an affair
president Lyndon Theodore johnon know it
was like [ __ ] um Ronald Reagan no
dude it oh Bill Clinton W mon Clinton
dude this guy's tapped in on his
president shout out to Bill Clinton okay
now I'm [ __ ] up I'm shouting out Bill
Clinton some chicken t dude everyone
thinks they eat only chicken
tenders I mean you said let me get
chicken tenders and then you had no idea
what else I had to order the other thing
for you he's all right what is this
thing jalapeno [ __ ]
dingdong I'm going to sneeze on it
sneeze that
way happy birthday happy birthday to me
thank you so much Johnny D this would
actually be such a lit birthday though
guys I can't can't drink this all there
actually I'll be blacked out and you
shouldn't have you shouldn't have stolen
someone else's drink they weren't going
to serve me anymore I had you they said
I had a problem it's [ __ ] annoying
this reminds me of Shrek it reminds me a
lot of like Shrek like the [ __ ] life
is like an onion you peel it and [ __ ]
and then you get like you get like you
get the swamp you get Pinocchio and [ __ ]
this is like
Shrek I'm sorry what Johnny I I think
you need to finish your Presidente
yeah cuz I haven't ate I keep on eating
too much I got to start drinking
more you've barely even drank you look
barged you guys are looking out for me I
love my roommates like every morning I
wake up and there's a beer in my hand we
just want you to be always on your game
you're not yourself when you don't have
a beer this one's for the presidents
isn't it crazy I don't know like I know
like six presidents the rest of them
like they have no clout Obama Obama's
like in top three clout I would say
Lincoln has a lot of clout might walk by
us how we doing over here oh we're we're
doing so good more water over there oh
another marar I'm Kidd I didn't not want
another one I want two I think he's sick
of you this guy Steven you know his name
yeah yeah we we added each other on
Instagram I'm close friends close friend
story dude he like he just shows himself
playing Wii Sports it's weird guys I can
finish this
guys here we go Johnny guys I finished
it guys oh [ __ ] who's driving home I'll
dry but someone put duct tape over
Johnny's mouth I got to start drinking I
haven't drank enough today please drink
like they're just sitting there they're
collecting dust wait this water like
hasn't been touched at all [ __ ] dude fin
Le some a sip sir yeah after you finish
your watermelon Patron okay I'll put it
down I'm not even drunk that's true I
should drink yeah you're right I look
sobered the water room look so gross
maybe they made it wrong you should get
another one get a second
opinion this [ __ ] look like this [ __ ]
looks like an umbilic accord or some
[ __ ] dude why do you say [ __ ] like that
can I just like eat dude in peace man
well okay Johnny you can eat butab can
you please just get to clear some of
these drinks yeah honestly Johnny
there's so many drinks in front of you
it's giving me
anxiety it just finished it in fun Fell
Swoop
Johnny oh my God oh my God what do you
mean oh my God what the [ __ ] are you
guys talking about yeah I can be your
hero baby that's s [ __ ] we should sue
chilies how dare they allow Johnny to
give
us the crazy part is they gave me a free
drink they knew it was my birthday yeah
we get three drinks and then one falls
out of the sky I like the the fries are
surprisingly good the fries are like
really only honest honestly my sandwich
was good the fries are good everything
else is just right barely tolerable
right well you haven't touched your
street corn no I did I I took a bite of
it is it good it is good you
[Music]
and I think it's weird that people think
that we're like romantic with each other
because like we're obviously just
friends this [ __ ] tastes so this is the
worst one well good news for you they
brought us like a whole container of El
Presidente oh wait no they oh my God
they [ __ ] did oh my God allow me
Johnny all right this is oh my God this
is for the president oh my [ __ ] god
that's like six drinks in there
something tells me a president has never
been to Chili's Fred dur has definitely
been to Chili's is Fred Durst biscuit
our [ __ ] fourth president oh my God I
dude that's insane are you guys got can
someone drink this with me what the [ __ ]
is it no way you're dude that one tastes
the worst I swear to God it tastes the
worst it's not good that one's better
that one's better especially with the
salt you'll be like that's fine oh see I
know logic not the the rapper but
brain Johnny can we get the check I'm
going to start eating everyone's food
okay let me like let me drink a little
bit can I get at least finish Johnny
spilling this everywhere well cuz it's
full you're a good man
Johnny yo can I have a [ __ ] napkin
and went my nostril dude they don't give
napkins here oh wait they're right there
they're right there oh thank god dude
yeah the budget cuts man you know you
know chili is a fancy when they don't
give you they don't give you
the keep it going when they don't give
you the lap napkins you know oh yeah no
lap dances and [ __ ] dude no they give
you the utensils in this not the lap
napkins I want a lap napkin all right
let's get Steven back here let's get the
[ __ ] out of here dude Johnny are you
going to touch those drinks or they're
just going to sit there on no no you're
right you're right I'm being a [ __ ] I
should drink a little bit cuz hly Johnny
I honestly don't even think Johnny
should drink more I don't want it we all
have to deal with him guys it's fine I
have a party after this I have to go to
there might be important people here
there but like at least I'll be able to
talk to them cuz I'll be drunk maybe you
could just do like sign language or
something I know the [ __ ]
like is that silent language all right
let me get let me get stepen let's get
the [ __ ] out of here I got to get I
cannot just go to him and like tug on
his shirt and I say you you get the
check please excuse me
sir do you remember me yeah yeah yeah do
you think do you think excuse me can we
do the check yeah do you guys boxes no
we're good one check two check just one
one Che I'm daddy I got
this I never ate this much food at
Chili's before I'm spending like 400
bucks on this Chili's I'm interested to
see how much it was 350 no I don't I
don't even you know what I think 11 110
no there's no
way
wait wait wait I'm a little jealous now
why are they all clapping and cheering
put your check on that bad boy at the
bottom you can do Apple pay card on
there or cash with me take a look you
guys take crypto no I'm just kidding you
take Elon coin here you guys take
Dogecoin wait a second let me do this
I'm I'm pulling up for you because you
[ __ ] have right now it's like you
have brain damage how cuz I've I've
drank one drink okay I spilled on myself
again this is [ __ ] annoying 125
that's not bad I just signed you m
Chili's rewards Cameron do you think joh
oh my God guys Johnny just tried to skip
on sayu I lit just tried to skip on St
Jun I'm giving 25% because you gave him
such a hard time you kept saying jokes
today just kidding right after when he
left and you're being give it to him I
don't care okay 182 give him my number
so he can talk to me you could find him
through the Chili's rewards I signed you
up yes let's go I'm filling out the
survey no what the [ __ ] is that dud okay
whatever I don't care I'm drinking my
drink wait I want them to like us here
okay this is this is I like chili I had
a good time check out merch at Johnny
gilbert.com
what is this I wrote a little note that
the the server took advantage of us by
over serving one of the customers even
went to the point where he sneaked the
free drink just to see how drunk the
customer you get I saw the whole staff
snickering in the back seeing how drunk
they could get this little emo
man I'm
fine okay the Bill's paid for let's go
let's get let's get out
of
hwood is going to kill me
I think it should it
look I lie I think I like
it all the
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