A Date at Chili's

Johnnie Guilbert
18 May 202428:42

Summary

TLDRIn this lively and humorous transcript, a group of friends, including the narrator, decide to cure their hangovers by visiting Chili's restaurant. Throughout their meal, they engage in playful banter, with a focus on their friend Johnny, who is portrayed as the 'sugar dad' buying everyone's food. The group experiences a series of comedic events, from Johnny's excessive drinking to the accidental over-serving by the restaurant staff. The transcript captures the essence of a day out with close friends, filled with laughter, teasing, and a touch of inebriation, all in the casual setting of Chili's.

Takeaways

  • 🎉 A group of roommates decide to go to Chili's to cure their hangovers and celebrate a birthday.
  • 🤑 One of the roommates, Johnny, is referred to as 'sugar dad' and is expected to pay for everything.
  • 🥂 The group orders various drinks, including an espresso martini and multiple margaritas, leading to excessive alcohol consumption.
  • 🍔 They discuss different menu items, with some members of the group struggling to decide what to order.
  • 🍽 The group shares appetizers and discusses the quality of the food, with mixed opinions on taste and presentation.
  • 😅 There are several humorous moments, including jokes about the menu, drinks, and interactions with the wait staff.
  • 🤔 The script includes discussions about the characters' preferences and opinions on food and drinks.
  • 🍻 The group experiences a series of drink mix-ups and receives a large number of drinks, some of which are unsolicited.
  • 🍕 Amidst the chaos, the group continues to order more food and drinks, leading to a lengthy and indulgent meal.
  • 😈 There are hints of mischief and pranks, such as secretly signing up a staff member for Chili's rewards and filling out a survey with a complaint about over-serving alcohol.
  • 💸 The group is surprised by the final bill, which is less than expected, and they leave the restaurant with a sense of satisfaction.

Q & A

  • What is the main reason the group decides to go to Chili's?

    -They believe Chili's is the perfect place to cure their hangovers and lift their spirits.

  • Who is referred to as the 'sugar dad' and why?

    -Johnny is called the 'sugar dad' because he is the one paying for everything during their visit to Chili's.

  • What does the group think about their server's actions?

    -The group feels that the server took advantage of them by overserving alcohol, especially to Johnny, and they even note this in a comment.

  • What kind of drink does one of the group members order?

    -One of the group members orders an espresso martini.

  • How does the group feel about their server's attitude towards Johnny's drinking?

    -The group is upset and feels that the server is encouraging Johnny's excessive drinking, even sneaking him a free drink.

  • What is the general atmosphere of the group's visit to Chili's?

    -The atmosphere is casual and humorous, with the group joking around and teasing each other throughout their meal.

  • What kind of food do they order at Chili's?

    -The group orders a variety of food including burgers, steak, the Smokehouse combo, and appetizers like mozzarella sticks and the triple Dippers.

  • How does the group react to the server's actions towards the end of their visit?

    -The group is annoyed and feels taken advantage of, with one member even writing a note about the server's behavior.

  • What is the total bill for the group's meal at Chili's?

    -The total bill comes to $182 after a 25% tip is added.

  • What is Johnny's role in the group's visit to Chili's?

    -Johnny is the one who is being served a lot of alcohol, to the point where the group feels he is being taken advantage of, and he also tries to skip out on the bill at one point.

Outlines

00:00

😄 A Hungover Day at Chili's

The video script begins with the narrator and roommates planning to visit Chili's despite feeling hungover. They humorously discuss how Chili's is a good place to cure depression and decide to take advantage of one roommate, Johnny, who is paying for everything. There's a playful banter about partying and a funny encounter with a man who mistakes them for a group of party-goers. The group's excitement about the menu and the prospect of ordering multiple drinks sets a light-hearted tone for the day's outing.

05:03

🤔 Menu Overload and Birthday Celebrations

In this segment, the group is overwhelmed by the menu choices at Chili's, and there's a discussion about sharing appetizers and entrees. The script includes a mix-up with a birthday celebration, where the group decides to order the '3 for Me' deal, which comes with a margarita. There's also a humorous moment where one of the roommates accidentally orders more drinks than intended, leading to a playful commentary on the situation and a light-hearted debate about food choices.

10:03

🍽️ Food and Drink Orders at Chili's

The group continues to place their orders, with a focus on the Smokehouse combo and other dishes like the buffalo ranch chicken sandwich and the brisket quesadilla. There's a running joke about Johnny's excessive drinking, with the group teasing him about his alcohol consumption. The conversation also touches on the idea of an intervention at Chili's and the various drinks they order, including a tiki masala and a watermelon margarita.

15:04

🎉 Birthday Festivities and Over-serving Concerns

The script delves into the birthday celebrations with the group enjoying their food and drinks. There's a moment of concern when the server sneaks in a free drink, leading to a discussion about over-serving and the group's reaction to it. The video captures the fun and camaraderie among the friends as they enjoy their meal, despite the minor issues with service.

20:06

🍔 Food Reviews and Presidential Drinks

The group shares their thoughts on the food, with the mozzarella sticks and fries receiving high praise. There's a humorous comparison of the drinks to various presidents, with a particular focus on the Presidente Margarita. The conversation takes a light-hearted turn as they joke about the drinks and the server's actions, leading to a playful debate about who's winning in terms of the number of drinks consumed.

25:09

🍹 Excessive Drinking and Leaving the Restaurant

The script concludes with the group dealing with Johnny's excessive drinking and their attempts to leave the restaurant. There's a humorous moment where Johnny tries to skip out without paying, and the group discusses the total bill and the server's potential over-serving. The video ends with a note about the server's behavior and a reminder to check out the group's merchandise, leaving the audience with a sense of the group's dynamic and the day's events.

Mindmap

Keywords

💡Hungover

Hungover refers to the unpleasant symptoms experienced after a night of heavy drinking, such as headache, nausea, and fatigue. In the video's context, the characters are hungover and decide to go to Chili's, suggesting that they view the restaurant as a place to recover or find comfort. The script mentions 'we're hung over' and 'hung hung over Chili's is the perfect place to cure your depression,' indicating that they believe eating at Chili's can help alleviate their hangover symptoms.

💡Sugar Dad

A 'sugar dad' is slang for an older, wealthy man who provides financial support or gifts to a younger person, often in a casual dating arrangement. In the script, one character refers to himself as the 'sugar dad' and expresses happiness that Johnny is paying for everything, indicating a playful or joking dynamic among the friends where one person is taking on the role of a benefactor for the group's outing.

💡Espresso Martini

An Espresso Martini is a cocktail that combines vodka, coffee liqueur, and espresso. The script mentions 'espresso wapro Martini' and 'he's going to get the espresso martini,' showing that one of the characters is ordering this drink. It suggests a brunch or daytime drinking scenario, as espresso martinis are often associated with a more sophisticated or trendy drinking experience.

💡Partying

Partying refers to engaging in social activities, often involving music, dancing, and alcohol consumption. The script includes references to partying, such as 'you guys party' and 'we're partying guys,' which the characters deny, indicating that they are not out for a typical party but rather just going to Chili's for a meal. This creates a contrast between the characters' actual activities and the perception of others.

💡Chili's

Chili's is a popular American casual dining restaurant known for its Tex-Mex cuisine and welcoming atmosphere. The video's theme revolves around the characters' visit to Chili's, with the script mentioning the restaurant's name multiple times. It is portrayed as a place for the characters to socialize, eat, and drink, with references to its menu items and service, highlighting its role as a setting for their hangover recovery and bonding experience.

💡Alcohol

Alcohol is a psychoactive substance found in beverages like beer, wine, and spirits, which can cause intoxication when consumed. The script frequently mentions alcohol, with characters ordering drinks like 'espresso martini,' 'water with a lemon,' and 'Margaritas.' The presence and consumption of alcohol are central to the video's narrative, as it influences the characters' behavior and interactions throughout their visit to Chili's.

💡Mozzarella Stick

Mozzarella Stick is a common appetizer consisting of breaded and fried mozzarella cheese. In the script, one character exclaims 'this is the best mozzarella stick I've ever had,' indicating that they find the dish particularly enjoyable. This comment emphasizes the characters' indulgence in food and drink as part of their hangover cure at Chili's.

💡Buffalo Chicken Ranch Sandwich

Buffalo Chicken Ranch Sandwich is a dish that typically features chicken tossed in buffalo sauce and served on a sandwich with ranch dressing. The script includes a character who is excited about ordering this sandwich, saying 'I just saw that there was a buffalo chicken ranch sandwich and I got a little excited.' This highlights the characters' enthusiasm for comfort food and their quest for satisfying meals during their outing.

💡Smokehouse Combo

Smokehouse Combo likely refers to a platter or combination of various smoked meats and sides, which is a common offering at Chili's and other American casual dining restaurants. The characters in the script decide to order the 'Smokehouse combo,' which includes items like 'half a rack of ribs, roasted street corn, fries, and garlic toast,' showcasing their desire for hearty and flavorful dishes.

💡Intervention

An intervention is a structured process where friends and family confront a person about their harmful behavior, often related to substance abuse, with the goal of encouraging them to seek help. In the script, there's a mention of wanting to have an 'intervention at Chili's,' which suggests that the characters are jokingly concerned about one of their friend's drinking habits, adding a layer of humor and camaraderie to the narrative.

Highlights

Group of friends planning to eat at Chili's to cure their hangovers.

Johnny, the 'sugar dad', is excited to pay for the meal.

Misadventures and humor as they navigate through Chili's menu.

Debate over the quality and choice of food and drinks at Chili's.

The group's playful banter and camaraderie is evident throughout the meal.

Johnny's excessive drinking becomes a running joke among the group.

Unexpected free drinks and the group's reactions to them.

Birthday celebrations and special orders for the birthday boy.

Discussion about the size and extravagance of the drinks served.

The group's commentary on the taste and presentation of the food.

Johnny's failed attempt to skip out on the bill, humorously recounted.

Complaints and pranks related to the service and the number of drinks served.

Reflections on the overall experience at Chili's and the bill's final amount.

The group's collective decision to leave Chili's and the aftermath.

Final thoughts and the group's feedback on the server's actions.

Johnny's website promotion and the group's plans post-Chili's.

Transcripts

00:00

all right today I'm here with my

00:01

roommates and we're going to be going to

00:04

Chili's and we might be a little hun

00:06

over but that's fine we're hung over

00:09

hung hung over Chili's is the perfect

00:12

place to cure your depression you're

00:15

you're are you good thank you Johnny and

00:18

I'm I'm buying I'm I'm the sugar dad

00:20

Johnny I love Johnny I love Johnny I

00:23

love Johnny I love Johnny yeah the

00:25

moment that I came to the conclusion

00:27

that Johnny's actually going to be

00:29

paying for everything makes me really

00:30

happy cuz I'm like I'm going to get

00:32

every everything that I want yeah you

00:33

can get at least one thing come on I

00:36

want to die right now dude I want a

00:38

[ __ ] KMS dude come get me in this

00:41

chili follow the Le walk faster Follow

00:44

the Leader come on come on duckies quack

00:46

quack quack this is actually so like

00:48

romantic what what happened

00:54

what I'm not I don't really part that

00:56

much oh my God that guy's trying to hit

00:58

on us he's trying to be our sugar Dy oh

01:00

okay we got to stop holding hands I'm

01:01

feeling so strange e Johnny your hands a

01:04

little sweaty yes that guy was like hey

01:07

you guys party we're three guys all with

01:09

painted nails holding hands in the line

01:12

hell yeah you guys party he's probably

01:14

trying to [ __ ] us we look like we

01:16

definitely party and I told him no we

01:19

don't party we're going to Chili's we're

01:21

partying guys we get invited to parties

01:23

all right I've been invited to one

01:25

everyone you get whatever you want I'm

01:27

just going to go at it like it's my

01:29

birthday Daddy he buying you were saying

01:31

the burgers look a little wonky but I

01:32

feel like these look kind of yummy it's

01:34

a picture it's of course the picture's

01:36

going to look amazing could I get a

01:38

water with a lemon in it yeah for sure

01:40

thank you is alcohol available it is

01:43

alcohol sick oh you should get the

01:45

espresso wapro Martini have that one it

01:48

is sweeter so if you like a sweeter

01:51

that's like the [ __ ] that's the

01:52

[ __ ] triak in my op I'll do what I

01:54

don't know I don't know what to get oh

01:56

my gosh just pick for me you pick for me

01:58

he's going to get the espresso martini

02:00

yeah he's been a little skanky on this

02:02

Saturday after I'll do water or two I I

02:04

should have got this one it looks better

02:07

to see that's happens you're not sure

02:08

yourself you got to walk this you got to

02:10

roam this [ __ ] world knowing who you

02:11

are and what you want in life I want to

02:13

be I don't even want CU now you have now

02:15

you're now you got to express some

02:17

Martina come in and you can't do

02:18

anything about it you got to drink it

02:20

and you're going to drink it and you're

02:22

going to tell Jake thank you Jake thank

02:24

you for the wonderful drink Jake as you

02:26

as you squint through the through the

02:28

repulsion but I'm I'm buying it I don't

02:31

even want to drink you said someone

02:32

choose from me I know I'm glad as I

02:34

recall you said that yeah in car in

02:37

Carrington's God is my

02:39

witness I I heard it I don't like when

02:42

the menu is stupid cuz it gets a little

02:43

overwhelming for me do you think you're

02:45

the first person to order a drink today

02:47

should I ask I I was talking to a friend

02:49

the other day and they told me I think

02:50

they think I have a problem like you

02:52

don't have a problem you just get so

02:54

excited to drink you start shaking yeah

02:57

and I it's not my fault I'm a good I'm

02:58

good at it oh hello ESO Martin yeah yeah

03:02

morning Martini oh yes wait am I the

03:04

first person to get a drink today no no

03:07

dang it not CH un not a chilies I told

03:11

you dude Johnny was like this place is

03:12

going to be dead like I don't know who I

03:15

haven't been to chilies in like 6 years

03:17

on a Saturday on a Saturday morning and

03:20

and I was like there's no [ __ ] way

03:21

dude this is a [ __ ] this is America

03:23

chili is going to be chili is popping

03:26

like I used to go to Chili's for like

03:29

Valentine day with my family it was like

03:31

the holiday place like this place for a

03:33

lot of people is sacred you

03:36

know you you guys are you guys are so

03:39

smart yeah we're dying to year that

03:42

looks amazing that's actually really

03:43

good yeah you're welcome what are these

03:45

little like reindeer poops it's coffee

03:47

beans

03:51

Dingus oh [ __ ] yeah we got to get foodit

03:53

what do I eat I'm really hungry Johnny

03:55

I'm really really hungry what do I eat

03:57

you de feed me I don't want lemons I

03:59

didn't even order asking for a lemon I

04:02

just did it CUA Jake did it and I feel

04:04

like a dumbass what the lemon's really

04:07

great it really changes the game I

04:09

didn't even know I feel like a dumbass

04:13

now do you want the do you want the

04:15

lemon in it or not because they put it

04:17

on the side you could just put it in or

04:19

you could keep it out let's tell them

04:21

it's gon's birthday hey guys guilty you

04:24

guys have any questions need some time

04:26

what are we feeling uh it's my friend's

04:28

birthday what do we do my birthday was

04:30

last week are you a tour yeah I am happy

04:33

birthday

04:34

congratulations do we want any starter I

04:37

feel overwhelmed with this menu I know

04:40

there's so well I mean a lot of it is

04:42

like is this a entree or is this for the

04:44

family I don't mix like some people do

04:46

the triple which is a start we can do

04:47

that as a course oh there's a lunch

04:50

there's a lunch menu Isn't there Monday

04:52

through Friday but three for me which is

04:54

all the time the one below it's all the

04:56

time the three for me take a look I'll

04:58

be right back Rings no onion rings at

05:02

chilies what is this don't make him feel

05:05

bad about it sorry I didn't mean I

05:07

didn't mean I didn't mean to be like

05:09

that I just I just I my bad I'm sorry he

05:12

said it's your birthday well the three

05:14

for me comes with a classic margarita so

05:16

I'll avoid that all right's I guess I'm

05:19

drinking more give it to Johnny I think

05:22

we should all just get the three for me

05:23

and just give me the drinks you want to

05:24

do that actually can I just get a

05:26

goddamn like Panini is there like not a

05:28

panini here all I'm seeing is steak and

05:31

the [ __ ] triple Dippers I kind of

05:34

want a steak that is so that's just so

05:36

unfun be a little fun I get you express

05:39

the martini and you're not even working

05:40

in the ways of how it should I you don't

05:43

even care you don't even care like I'm

05:45

trying to start the fun for the day I'm

05:46

trying to get you an espresso martini

05:48

and you're getting a steak he's right

05:50

Johnny you could get the bacon Rancher

05:52

what the hell's that like a burger I

05:54

don't want Burger I don't want a burger

05:56

I don't want it you're saying that it

05:57

looks so good and now you're like

05:58

literally declaring like you're [ __ ]

06:00

Judge Judy that you don't want the

06:02

burger Judge Judy shake that booty yeah

06:05

my guys let's sexualize Judge Judy

06:07

you're bunch of [ __ ] pigs do you want

06:09

to do triple Dipper I would try to I was

06:11

trying to make up my mind and these guys

06:13

keep talking about Judge Judy

06:15

distracting me um I think like I think

06:18

if we share one of these appetizers

06:20

crazy right do you have like a panini or

06:22

like just a sandwich or something like

06:23

that um we baking avocado Grill sandwich

06:26

that actually where's where is that is

06:28

that oh hand HS you're kidding you're

06:32

kidding yeah let's get one of the

06:33

appetizers you guys want to like share

06:35

one or something I don't want it I don't

06:36

want it I don't want to I'm going think

06:37

about it please please please please

06:39

please please yes what do you want on it

06:42

how many wings does it come with if we

06:44

get Wing is going to be five bone in is

06:45

four that sounds good I only need like

06:47

two yeah do you want buffalo honey

06:49

Chipotle buffalo bual buffalo Jake are

06:53

you really not going to have anything

06:54

I'm going to be honest I just saw that

06:55

there was a buffalo chicken wrench

06:57

sandwich and I got a little excited I

07:00

think I'm going to do that I'm going to

07:01

do that with a side of fries did you

07:04

guys order your food food yeah you order

07:07

your food food yeah did Johnny order his

07:08

food food no Johnny do you want to wait

07:10

on that yeah I'll wait on my ordering

07:12

the we'll do the triple Dipper for right

07:14

now do you want me to send me your

07:15

sandwich or wait what what well I mean

07:19

what do you mean you're not your like I

07:21

just get I just no we're going to get

07:22

we're going to get stuff we're just

07:23

waiting to why were you waiting you're

07:25

okay I'm not going to eat my Buffalo

07:26

chicken ranch sandwich while you guys

07:28

are just eating your appetizer order

07:30

your food I don't know what I want I'll

07:31

give I'll Circle back around I'll

07:33

memorize your okay he'll take another

07:36

Margarita same one yeah he'll take

07:39

Martin yeah he'll take a um one that's

07:41

um blue want yeah the let's do that

07:44

let's do that yeah let's do it let's

07:46

send it blue is good flavor yeah blue is

07:48

like fortnite that was very funny why

07:50

the hell you guys I'm already sitting

07:52

here insecure about what I want to eat

07:56

you shouldn't be insecure because I

07:57

can't keep my hands off food and your

08:02

balls and you guys are you guys are you

08:05

may I'm the only one that gets the

08:07

goddamn I get the goddamn chicken bacon

08:08

ranch sandwich and you guys say no we're

08:10

good dude why'd you give me more alcohol

08:12

I'm going to be [ __ ] up that was so

08:14

funny that was really funny yeah that's

08:17

really funny I have to drink it now I

08:19

that was actually very funny look at the

08:22

[ __ ] menu darling look both of your

08:24

menus are closed open the menu and get

08:27

thir sorry

08:31

are you serious wait did you just do his

08:34

meme in front of him he just did you

08:36

just do my own meme at me you did not

08:39

just do that no dude that's like you're

08:41

walk you you what are you going to say

08:43

next you're going to call me Jake from

08:45

State Farm mer we fall out of line out

08:49

of right you should be as sham oh wa no

08:52

no no sorry sorry strawberry L corrected

08:56

that's the one well you guys hate me

08:58

okay I'm drinking more what's this deal

09:00

right now you guys gave me [ __ ]

09:02

alcohol at 12:00 a.m. you took you took

09:04

two sips you [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah what are

09:06

you drinking what are you drinking water

09:08

yeah water with a lemon cuz I care about

09:10

myself I'm not drinking at chili at

09:11

[ __ ]

09:14

noon why would you do that

09:17

Johnny you got another on the way you

09:19

haven't even finish this you got the you

09:21

got the you got the Masala you got the

09:23

TIY masic of it how much alcohol is in

09:27

this I already feel it what do we want

09:29

eat oh my God I'm so stressed no I know

09:31

what you're thinking that's what's

09:32

pissed me off is you guys were just

09:33

going to share the appetizers an entree

09:35

and let me get my own and make me feel

09:37

like a fatty no dude I want to get a

09:39

steak I want a steak why are you getting

09:41

a steak I don't understand that even a

09:43

little bit it's like getting with chili

09:46

salmon like who gets the chili salmon

09:48

yeah dude if you're going to go to

09:49

Chili's and get something fun get like

09:50

mozzarel no no no he just we did we did

09:53

get mozzarella wait he was talking about

09:55

salmon that sounds really good you're

09:57

going to get the salmon from Chile

10:00

I know you brought it up and now I was

10:01

thinking that's that's kind of like

10:02

awesome sounding right should I get oh

10:05

since since uh since since Jonathan is

10:08

is paying do I should I get the The

10:10

Smokehouse combo what is it you get okay

10:12

okay you get a half or of ribs you get

10:14

roasted street corn you get fries you

10:16

get garlic toast oh yeah the Smoke House

10:18

combo get the Smoke House combo oh oh my

10:21

God yeah apparently that's mine what the

10:25

dude what the oh my God the tiki Masala

10:29

just

10:29

big dick to your espresso Martini dude I

10:32

am not look at that thing dude I'm not

10:35

that thirsty man what the [ __ ] do we

10:37

decide for anyone else they're both

10:39

going to get the smok house combo

10:40

birthday boy uh can I have uh the ribs

10:43

and the the brisket quesadilla please

10:45

thanks so much really appreciate it I'll

10:47

do the Nashville hot tender and then

10:51

I'll do uh the jalapeno cheddar smoked

10:53

sausage yeah we'll do that are are you

10:56

still doing that buffalo ranch chicken

10:58

sandwich

11:00

yeah yeah he's got his eyes locked on

11:02

that one John did you say he wanted

11:03

theone

11:05

watermelon yeah he needs he needs a

11:09

patron watermelon margarita stack okay

11:14

so are we missing food for you or good

11:17

no cameraman's starving we chewed our

11:20

staff right he's not eating it's just

11:22

with Patron watermelon then the tiki

11:24

reita the blue one right is that

11:26

good yeah yeah that's it yeah

11:31

thanks oh my God John you haven't

11:33

touched your tiim haven't touched your

11:35

tiim solid shny hello what's up oh happy

11:40

birthday yeah course it can't be your

11:42

birthday it's his yeah it's his birthday

11:45

thank you all right yeah let's do it a

11:47

say chilies

11:48

chilies I am actually so [ __ ] pissed

11:51

off I have another one coming Johnny

11:55

take the goddamn straw take take the

11:57

goddamn rapper up there let me see that

11:59

let me

12:01

see oh [ __ ] [ __ ] drink it oh my God

12:05

can you see my hickey yes no no don't

12:08

put that in well it's from me so yeah

12:11

yeah they say he's a vampire and let's

12:14

say carington definitely got sucked last

12:17

night drink wait I'm trying to figure

12:19

out uh what time it is oh 12:00 p.m.

12:21

you're being rude put your phone away

12:22

I'm I'm tweeting about how many drinks

12:24

you guys are buying me you're rude

12:25

[ __ ] on my birthday this is how you

12:27

treat me on my birthday phone at the

12:28

dinner

12:29

I'm getting secondhand embarrassment

12:31

from this phoneaholic you got the the

12:33

patron watermelon margarita coming are

12:36

you [ __ ] playing a game I had to pay

12:38

for this it's is Pokémon go yes it was

12:41

$5 it's fine no no no no no it's

12:44

literally Pokemon go no it says pokeing

12:46

go [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is pokeing

12:51

go okay Johnny I'll play golf blast $3

12:54

more dollars it's fine no this is not

12:56

costing me money I'm going to vomit guys

12:58

this is a perfect time to tell you about

12:59

my merch Johnny gilbert.com I don't know

13:01

how to play this one this one's on sale

13:04

it's only 17 bucks I need two players I

13:07

need two players Johnny you can play I

13:10

can't I'm drinking alcohol don't let him

13:12

play yeah it's illegal you can't play

13:14

you can't you can't operate the iPad on

13:16

on the martini what is on your cup is

13:18

that a coffee bean yeah it's a little

13:27

roach e you like it it looks like little

13:30

hamster turds I once had a hamster it

13:33

bit my brother and he threw it at the

13:34

wall on accident did he explode on

13:36

impact I had a hamster named butter

13:38

fingers and one time he had a heart

13:39

attack well he died after that but he

13:41

had a heart attack he went he was stuck

13:42

to the cage my dad had to like Prime off

13:44

the cage it was really

13:45

gross what type of alcohol is this dude

13:49

come on come on come on

13:51

halfway oh that's really good oh my god

13:53

do they have like a hot chocolate or

13:55

something they have coffee here the

13:57

triple's almost out are we doing okay

13:59

you don't have decaf coffee do you you

14:01

have regular coffee yeah o I'm relaxing

14:05

I'll get a coffee do you have a Stevia

14:07

splendo all that yeah we do no creamer

14:09

though right now no creamer you have

14:11

almond milk want I don't even know why

14:15

ask that's some as somewhere they're

14:17

like this isn't Starbucks they're Snappy

14:19

with me I'll hold off on the coffee it's

14:21

best for me you want to spress some our

14:23

te no no I can't do that you know what I

14:26

don't want one I think wants some

14:29

I don't even want one I want three

14:31

really putting these down he said they

14:32

tastes like water to him I don't have a

14:36

problem because I'm obviously like got

14:37

it under control and I'm drinking it so

14:40

it's it's fine wait I want to get to the

14:42

point where like they actually inform us

14:43

that Johnny's cut off wait what is that

14:45

yeah that's got to be like I think like

14:47

three more Johnny do you like fried

14:48

pickles I like pickles Jake do you like

14:50

fried

14:54

pickles I literally like anything

14:56

besides olives dude olives suck so many

14:59

well you know what they say when and

15:00

when you're in a relationship true love

15:02

means that like one person has to like

15:04

olives and one doesn't it's called The

15:06

Olive Theory you know something Johnny

15:09

what I love you iive iive

15:15

you dude your resz game is insane I

15:18

honestly like please stop drinking

15:19

Johnny it's decided this is what we're

15:21

trying to say so sad it's so sad

15:24

watching you drink yourself yeah Johnny

15:26

we wanted to have an intervention at

15:27

Chili's but it didn't work you got the

15:29

espresso martini and then you got the

15:31

Ticky Masala and what else is to come I

15:33

don't even know I'm fine

15:35

guys this Tri

15:38

dier

15:40

[Music]

15:41

kidding oh my word thank you so much

15:45

who's paying for this shut up is this

15:47

kind of like the last supper here you go

15:48

should we feed each other cuz I don't

15:49

want it to be weird can you feed me this

15:51

piece it looks

15:53

[Music]

15:56

good good

15:59

oh my [ __ ] oh my [ __ ] oh my goduck oh my

16:02

God oh my oh my God I don't have a

16:05

problem because I obviously have it

16:06

under control like the cups just get

16:08

bigger this is ridiculous I did not

16:10

order this anywh yeah yeah yeah wait

16:14

thank you this is our Presidente

16:17

Margarita like a president Jesus okay I

16:20

did not order this but I'll drink it

16:22

it's cool we got it um how much [ __ ]

16:25

alcohol is in this wa wait wait wait

16:27

wait did you wait who the [ __ ] ordered

16:29

this okay that that one I actually did

16:31

not order but now you have four of like

16:34

the big my bill is going to be 300 bucks

16:37

yo what the [ __ ] man this game is

16:39

ridiculous who's winning right now am I

16:40

winning or am I losing this has been

16:42

sitting on the table edging me for like

16:44

the past 5 minutes Johnny I'm going to

16:45

try one now no don't eat it that's for

16:48

me it's still warm

16:52

okay you really just blew your burp on

16:55

my

16:57

hand yum who burped dude a [ __ ]

17:00

stinks what the hell

17:03

happened y can you just stop from trying

17:05

to drink here can you stop being a

17:06

filthy animal just

17:09

eat oh this is so good you guys are

17:11

going to make me not enjoy my chicken

17:13

bacon ranch you know this

17:15

place this is did you just spit food on

17:20

me yes I'm going to crawl under the

17:23

table and leave this was a mistake for

17:25

y'all was supposed to be for table but

17:26

you guys can have it if you want oh I

17:29

was wondering about that I was like I

17:30

think I have a problem they look

17:32

confusing like I think that was for the

17:33

wrong table but it's not on your so oh

17:35

lit no sweat off I didn't have I didn't

17:38

have enough alcohol it's only 1

17:46

p.m. oh my God okay I need my sandwich

17:50

now I'm going to freak this is blowing

17:53

my

17:55

mind this is the best mozzarella stick

17:58

I've ever had

17:59

stop

18:00

saying stop saying that wait wait wait

18:03

wait stop it stop it stop saying that

18:06

stop making those

18:08

video sandwich yeah oh that's his that's

18:11

M sandwich there we go oh oh Ranch

18:15

sandwich that looks sick can I can I get

18:19

thank you yeah it's my birthday thank

18:21

you so much is there anything else I can

18:23

get for you at the moment this is great

18:25

this is awesome thank you so much maybe

18:27

another drink

18:29

yeah I'm a bit thirsty you what

18:31

Margaritas you have don't worry if

18:33

you're cut off we'll order

18:35

it than you guys I just want you to

18:37

encourage my alcoholism second one down

18:39

let's go third one to go what the [ __ ]

18:41

is that like a [ __ ] wait everyone

18:43

show your food oh my God this do it that

18:46

way do it that way you do it all the

18:48

time on me dude you burp all my I do not

18:50

burp on you you fart and stuff dude it's

18:52

I've heard it stop telling them that I'm

18:54

telling you it dude what is that what do

18:56

you got for us I got like uh this is

18:58

like a jalapeno thingy got like chicken

19:01

hot corn bread fries what are you eating

19:05

Jake chicken bger R I got the ribs this

19:08

looks like street corn I got the garlic

19:10

bread I got the brisket quesadilla and

19:12

the fried the fries are pretty good this

19:14

mozzarella stick is like insane all

19:16

right let's drink the watermelon one now

19:18

ooh it's got salt it's too early for

19:20

this [ __ ] dude I just hate how you're

19:21

the DD what does that what does that

19:23

mean DD garlic toast

19:28

[Music]

19:34

okay

19:35

buddy you can [ __ ] eat your bread

19:37

dude can I can I take a can I take a

19:39

drink just

19:42

one I don't like it as much well you

19:44

have the Presidente right there so yeah

19:46

let's try the Presidente yeah you're

19:50

right M tastes like Joe Biden what the

19:53

hell this is not catchup the hell is

19:55

this

19:57

you president tastes good no wonder if

19:59

people get on sucking off that one guy

20:01

what's his name

20:03

uh are you talking about John F Kennedy

20:06

and his Infamous Marilyn

20:08

Monroe no no no I was talking about the

20:10

um the guy that like he had an affair

20:12

president Lyndon Theodore johnon know it

20:15

was like [ __ ] um Ronald Reagan no

20:18

dude it oh Bill Clinton W mon Clinton

20:21

dude this guy's tapped in on his

20:22

president shout out to Bill Clinton okay

20:25

now I'm [ __ ] up I'm shouting out Bill

20:27

Clinton some chicken t dude everyone

20:29

thinks they eat only chicken

20:32

tenders I mean you said let me get

20:35

chicken tenders and then you had no idea

20:36

what else I had to order the other thing

20:38

for you he's all right what is this

20:40

thing jalapeno [ __ ]

20:45

dingdong I'm going to sneeze on it

20:48

sneeze that

20:51

way happy birthday happy birthday to me

20:54

thank you so much Johnny D this would

20:56

actually be such a lit birthday though

20:58

guys I can't can't drink this all there

20:59

actually I'll be blacked out and you

21:01

shouldn't have you shouldn't have stolen

21:03

someone else's drink they weren't going

21:05

to serve me anymore I had you they said

21:07

I had a problem it's [ __ ] annoying

21:09

this reminds me of Shrek it reminds me a

21:11

lot of like Shrek like the [ __ ] life

21:13

is like an onion you peel it and [ __ ]

21:15

and then you get like you get like you

21:17

get the swamp you get Pinocchio and [ __ ]

21:19

this is like

21:22

Shrek I'm sorry what Johnny I I think

21:26

you need to finish your Presidente

21:29

yeah cuz I haven't ate I keep on eating

21:31

too much I got to start drinking

21:34

more you've barely even drank you look

21:37

barged you guys are looking out for me I

21:40

love my roommates like every morning I

21:42

wake up and there's a beer in my hand we

21:44

just want you to be always on your game

21:48

you're not yourself when you don't have

21:49

a beer this one's for the presidents

21:51

isn't it crazy I don't know like I know

21:52

like six presidents the rest of them

21:54

like they have no clout Obama Obama's

21:56

like in top three clout I would say

21:58

Lincoln has a lot of clout might walk by

22:00

us how we doing over here oh we're we're

22:02

doing so good more water over there oh

22:04

another marar I'm Kidd I didn't not want

22:07

another one I want two I think he's sick

22:09

of you this guy Steven you know his name

22:13

yeah yeah we we added each other on

22:14

Instagram I'm close friends close friend

22:17

story dude he like he just shows himself

22:18

playing Wii Sports it's weird guys I can

22:21

finish this

22:22

guys here we go Johnny guys I finished

22:25

it guys oh [ __ ] who's driving home I'll

22:28

dry but someone put duct tape over

22:30

Johnny's mouth I got to start drinking I

22:32

haven't drank enough today please drink

22:35

like they're just sitting there they're

22:36

collecting dust wait this water like

22:38

hasn't been touched at all [ __ ] dude fin

22:40

Le some a sip sir yeah after you finish

22:43

your watermelon Patron okay I'll put it

22:45

down I'm not even drunk that's true I

22:47

should drink yeah you're right I look

22:51

sobered the water room look so gross

22:53

maybe they made it wrong you should get

22:54

another one get a second

22:56

opinion this [ __ ] look like this [ __ ]

22:59

looks like an umbilic accord or some

23:00

[ __ ] dude why do you say [ __ ] like that

23:02

can I just like eat dude in peace man

23:05

well okay Johnny you can eat butab can

23:06

you please just get to clear some of

23:08

these drinks yeah honestly Johnny

23:10

there's so many drinks in front of you

23:12

it's giving me

23:13

anxiety it just finished it in fun Fell

23:16

Swoop

23:17

Johnny oh my God oh my God what do you

23:22

mean oh my God what the [ __ ] are you

23:23

guys talking about yeah I can be your

23:25

hero baby that's s [ __ ] we should sue

23:29

chilies how dare they allow Johnny to

23:31

give

23:32

us the crazy part is they gave me a free

23:35

drink they knew it was my birthday yeah

23:37

we get three drinks and then one falls

23:40

out of the sky I like the the fries are

23:42

surprisingly good the fries are like

23:44

really only honest honestly my sandwich

23:46

was good the fries are good everything

23:49

else is just right barely tolerable

23:52

right well you haven't touched your

23:54

street corn no I did I I took a bite of

23:56

it is it good it is good you

23:59

[Music]

24:02

and I think it's weird that people think

24:03

that we're like romantic with each other

24:04

because like we're obviously just

24:08

friends this [ __ ] tastes so this is the

24:11

worst one well good news for you they

24:13

brought us like a whole container of El

24:15

Presidente oh wait no they oh my God

24:18

they [ __ ] did oh my God allow me

24:21

Johnny all right this is oh my God this

24:26

is for the president oh my [ __ ] god

24:28

that's like six drinks in there

24:30

something tells me a president has never

24:31

been to Chili's Fred dur has definitely

24:33

been to Chili's is Fred Durst biscuit

24:37

our [ __ ] fourth president oh my God I

24:39

dude that's insane are you guys got can

24:41

someone drink this with me what the [ __ ]

24:43

is it no way you're dude that one tastes

24:45

the worst I swear to God it tastes the

24:46

worst it's not good that one's better

24:48

that one's better especially with the

24:51

salt you'll be like that's fine oh see I

24:55

know logic not the the rapper but

24:59

brain Johnny can we get the check I'm

25:01

going to start eating everyone's food

25:03

okay let me like let me drink a little

25:05

bit can I get at least finish Johnny

25:08

spilling this everywhere well cuz it's

25:11

full you're a good man

25:17

Johnny yo can I have a [ __ ] napkin

25:20

and went my nostril dude they don't give

25:21

napkins here oh wait they're right there

25:23

they're right there oh thank god dude

25:25

yeah the budget cuts man you know you

25:27

know chili is a fancy when they don't

25:29

give you they don't give you

25:30

the keep it going when they don't give

25:33

you the lap napkins you know oh yeah no

25:36

lap dances and [ __ ] dude no they give

25:38

you the utensils in this not the lap

25:40

napkins I want a lap napkin all right

25:42

let's get Steven back here let's get the

25:44

[ __ ] out of here dude Johnny are you

25:45

going to touch those drinks or they're

25:46

just going to sit there on no no you're

25:48

right you're right I'm being a [ __ ] I

25:50

should drink a little bit cuz hly Johnny

25:53

I honestly don't even think Johnny

25:54

should drink more I don't want it we all

25:56

have to deal with him guys it's fine I

25:58

have a party after this I have to go to

25:59

there might be important people here

26:01

there but like at least I'll be able to

26:02

talk to them cuz I'll be drunk maybe you

26:04

could just do like sign language or

26:05

something I know the [ __ ]

26:08

like is that silent language all right

26:10

let me get let me get stepen let's get

26:11

the [ __ ] out of here I got to get I

26:12

cannot just go to him and like tug on

26:14

his shirt and I say you you get the

26:18

check please excuse me

26:21

sir do you remember me yeah yeah yeah do

26:25

you think do you think excuse me can we

26:26

do the check yeah do you guys boxes no

26:29

we're good one check two check just one

26:31

one Che I'm daddy I got

26:35

this I never ate this much food at

26:37

Chili's before I'm spending like 400

26:39

bucks on this Chili's I'm interested to

26:41

see how much it was 350 no I don't I

26:44

don't even you know what I think 11 110

26:47

no there's no

26:50

way

26:52

wait wait wait I'm a little jealous now

26:56

why are they all clapping and cheering

26:58

put your check on that bad boy at the

26:59

bottom you can do Apple pay card on

27:01

there or cash with me take a look you

27:02

guys take crypto no I'm just kidding you

27:04

take Elon coin here you guys take

27:06

Dogecoin wait a second let me do this

27:09

I'm I'm pulling up for you because you

27:10

[ __ ] have right now it's like you

27:12

have brain damage how cuz I've I've

27:14

drank one drink okay I spilled on myself

27:17

again this is [ __ ] annoying 125

27:19

that's not bad I just signed you m

27:22

Chili's rewards Cameron do you think joh

27:25

oh my God guys Johnny just tried to skip

27:27

on sayu I lit just tried to skip on St

27:30

Jun I'm giving 25% because you gave him

27:32

such a hard time you kept saying jokes

27:34

today just kidding right after when he

27:36

left and you're being give it to him I

27:37

don't care okay 182 give him my number

27:40

so he can talk to me you could find him

27:42

through the Chili's rewards I signed you

27:43

up yes let's go I'm filling out the

27:46

survey no what the [ __ ] is that dud okay

27:48

whatever I don't care I'm drinking my

27:49

drink wait I want them to like us here

27:51

okay this is this is I like chili I had

27:54

a good time check out merch at Johnny

27:55

gilbert.com

27:58

what is this I wrote a little note that

27:59

the the server took advantage of us by

28:02

over serving one of the customers even

28:04

went to the point where he sneaked the

28:06

free drink just to see how drunk the

28:07

customer you get I saw the whole staff

28:10

snickering in the back seeing how drunk

28:12

they could get this little emo

28:15

man I'm

28:17

fine okay the Bill's paid for let's go

28:20

let's get let's get out

28:21

of

28:23

hwood is going to kill me

28:28

I think it should it

28:34

look I lie I think I like

28:40

it all the

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