Weekend Update: Trump vs. Biden Debate, Marjorie Taylor Greene and Jasmine Crockett Trade Insults
Summary
TLDRIn this edition of 'Weekend Update,' hosts Colin Jost and Michael Che humorously cover political events. They discuss the upcoming Biden-Trump debates, with jokes about the candidates' phrases appealing to the youth vote. Che quips about Trump's preference for standing during debates, suggesting it's a feat of strength. The hosts also touch on Michael Cohen's testimony against Trump, Matt Gaetz's Proud Boys reference, and a chaotic House Oversight Hearing. They poke fun at President Biden's tariff increase on Chinese electric cars, likened to 'Mario Kart,' and address concerns of Black men feeling used for votes. The segment ends with Steve Bannon's self-description and Paris's accessibility issues for the Olympics.
Takeaways
- 🗣️ President Biden and President Trump have agreed to two debates this summer, humorously described as taking Adderall and Ambien simultaneously.
- 📹 Biden posted a video challenging Trump to a debate, using the phrase 'Make My Day, Pal', while Trump responded with 'Let's Get Ready to Rumble', aiming to appeal to the youth vote.
- 🎤 Donald Trump has requested that both participants stand during the debates, a decision that was met with humor and commentary on the state of the presidency.
- 📚 Michael Cohen, Trump's former attorney, testified against him, with his motives being questioned by Trump's lawyers, and his upcoming book humorously titled 'I Hate Donald Trump and I'm Trying to Get Revenge'.
- 🤳 Representative Matt Gaetz referenced the Proud Boys in a tweet with the caption 'Standing Back and Standing By', which was also used in a picture outside a quinceanera.
- 😡 A House Oversight hearing turned chaotic with heated exchanges and insults between Marjorie Taylor Greene and Democrat Jasmine Crockett.
- 💸 President Biden announced an increase in tariffs on Chinese electric cars to 100%, with a humorous comment on what Biden calls 'Chinese Electric Cars', implying 'Mario Kart'.
- 👥 A growing number of Black men feel that neither the Trump nor Biden campaigns are genuinely trying to build relationships, but merely seeking their votes.
- 🎙️ Steve Bannon, in an interview with ABC News, referred to himself as the voice of MAGA and humorously, the face of gout.
- 🗼 Parisians with disabilities claim that the city has not fulfilled its promise to make the city universally accessible before the summer Olympics, with safety issues arising from the Eiffel Tower wheelchair ramp.
- ✈️ The FAA revealed that Donald Trump's Boeing 757 clipped a parked plane upon landing in Florida, with a punchline about Trump's flying preferences.
Q & A
What is the main topic of discussion for 'Weekend Update' with Colin Jost and Michael Che?
-The main topic of discussion is the upcoming debates between President Biden and President Trump, which they have agreed to hold this summer.
What humorous comparison is made to describe the anticipation for the debates?
-The anticipation for the debates is humorously compared to taking a bottle of Adderall and Ambien at the same time.
What challenge did Biden issue to Trump in a video?
-Biden issued a challenge to Trump in a video saying, 'Make my day, pal.'
How did Trump respond to Biden's challenge?
-Trump responded to Biden's challenge with the phrase 'Let's get ready to rumble.'
What does Donald Trump want to do differently at the debates compared to traditional formats?
-Donald Trump wants both of the debaters to stand instead of sit during the debates.
What does Michael Che humorously suggest as an alternative way to observe the presidential candidates' strength?
-Michael Che humorously suggests watching the candidates try to get out of a beanbag chair as an alternative way to observe their strength.
Who testified against Donald Trump and was portrayed by Trump's attorneys as someone seeking revenge?
-Michael Cohen testified against Donald Trump and was portrayed by Trump's attorneys as someone who hated Donald Trump and was trying to get revenge.
What phrase did Representative Matt Gaetz use in a tweet referencing the Proud Boys?
-Representative Matt Gaetz used the phrase 'Standing back and standing by' in a tweet referencing the Proud Boys.
What event led to a chaotic situation during a House Oversight hearing?
-A House Oversight hearing devolved into chaos after Marjorie Taylor Greene and Democrat Jasmine Crockett traded insults.
What announcement did President Biden make regarding tariffs on Chinese electric cars?
-President Biden announced that he is raising tariffs on Chinese electric cars to 100%.
What humorous nickname does the script attribute to Chinese electric cars in the context of President Biden's announcement?
-The script humorously refers to Chinese electric cars as 'Mario Kart' in the context of President Biden's announcement.
What concern is raised by black men regarding the Trump and Biden campaigns?
-A growing number of black men feel that the Trump and Biden campaigns are not genuinely trying to forge true relationships and are only interested in their votes.
How does Steve Bannon describe himself in a new interview with ABC News?
-Steve Bannon describes himself as the voice of MAGA and also humorously as the face of gout.
What issue are people with disabilities in Paris raising regarding the city's preparation for the Olympics?
-People with disabilities in Paris are saying that the city has not fulfilled its promise to make it universally accessible before the summer's Olympics and there are safety issues with the new Eiffel Tower wheelchair ramp.
What incident occurred with Donald Trump's Boeing 757 during a landing in Florida?
-Donald Trump's Boeing 757 clipped a parked plane when it landed in Florida.
Outlines
🗣️ 'Weekend Update' Hosts and Upcoming Debates
The script begins with an introduction to 'Weekend Update' hosted by Colin Jost and Michael Che. They discuss the agreement between President Biden and President Trump to participate in two debates this summer. The humor lies in the description of the potential chaos, as they suggest taking Adderall and Ambien as a preview of the debates. Biden's challenge and Trump's response are highlighted as phrases that might appeal to the youth vote. Additionally, Trump's preference for standing during the debates is mentioned as a symbol of strength, with a comedic twist on the difficulty of getting out of a beanbag chair.
📚 Michael Cohen's Testimony and Matt Gaetz's Tweet
This paragraph covers the testimony of Michael Cohen against Donald Trump. Cohen's portrayal by Trump's attorneys as someone seeking revenge is contrasted with the title of Cohen's upcoming book, which humorously confirms the narrative of hatred and revenge. The summary also touches on Representative Matt Gaetz's tweet referencing the Proud Boys, with a humorous note on Gaetz using the same caption for a picture outside a quinceanera.
🤦♂️ Chaos in the House Oversight Hearing
The script describes a chaotic House Oversight Hearing involving Marjorie Taylor Greene and Democrat Jasmine Crockett. The paragraph is filled with personal insults exchanged between the two, highlighting the unprofessional conduct during the hearing. The situation is likened to the 'Waffle House of Representatives,' adding a comedic element to the political discourse.
🚗 Biden's Tariff Increase on Chinese Electric Cars
President Biden's announcement to raise tariffs on Chinese electric cars to 100% is presented with humor. The punchline comes from Biden's supposed nickname for Chinese electric cars, 'Mario Kart,' which adds a playful twist to the serious topic of international trade policies.
👥 Black Men's Perception of Political Campaigns
This paragraph addresses the sentiment among a growing number of Black men who feel that neither the Trump nor Biden campaigns are genuinely interested in forging relationships, but merely seeking their votes. This reflects on the perceived superficiality of political engagement with minority communities.
🎤 Steve Bannon's Self-Proclaimed MAGA Voice and Gout Joke
The script includes an interview with ABC News where Steve Bannon refers to himself as the voice of MAGA (Make America Great Again) and humorously also as the face of gout, adding a layer of self-deprecating humor to his political role.
🚶♂️ Paris's Accessibility Issues for Disabled Ahead of Olympics
People with disabilities in Paris express their disappointment with the city's failure to make it universally accessible before the summer Olympics. The script mentions safety concerns regarding the new Eiffel Tower wheelchair ramp, highlighting the gap between promises and reality for accessibility.
✈️ Incident Involving Donald Trump's Boeing 757
The FAA reveals an incident where Donald Trump's Boeing 757 clipped a parked plane upon landing in Florida. The humor in this paragraph comes from the fact that despite the incident, the positive takeaway is that Trump flies in a Boeing, implying a sense of prestige or relief.
Mindmap
Keywords
💡Weekend Update
💡Presidential Debates
💡Adderall and Ambien
💡Make My Day
💡Let's Get Ready to Rumble
💡Standing as a Feat of Strength
💡Michael Cohen
💡Proud Boys
💡House Oversight Hearing
💡Tariffs on Chinese Electric Cars
💡Voice of MAGA
💡Universal Accessibility
Highlights
President Biden and President Trump have agreed to two debates this summer.
Biden posted a video challenging Trump to the debate with the phrase 'Make my day, pal.'
Trump responded to the debate challenge with 'Let's get ready to rumble.'
Donald Trump suggested that both debaters should stand instead of sit during the debates.
Michael Cohen testified against Donald Trump, with his upcoming book titled 'I Hate Donald Trump and I'm Trying to Get Revenge.'
Representative Matt Gaetz referenced the Proud Boys with a tweet caption 'Standing back and standing by.'
A House Oversight hearing turned chaotic with insults traded between Marjorie Taylor Greene and Democrat Jasmine Crockett.
President Biden announced raising tariffs on Chinese electric cars to 100%, humorously referring to them as 'Mario Kart.'
Concerns raised by a growing number of Black men that the Trump and Biden campaigns are not genuinely seeking relationships, only votes.
Steve Bannon, in an interview with ABC News, called himself the voice of MAGA and humorously, the face of gout.
People with disabilities in Paris claim the city has not made it universally accessible before the summer Olympics.
Officials admit safety issues with the new Eiffel Tower wheelchair ramp.
The FAA revealed that Donald Trump's Boeing 757 clipped a parked plane upon landing in Florida.
A humorous take on Donald Trump flying around in a Boeing 757 after the clipping incident.
Transcripts
>> Announcer: IT'S "WEEKEND
UPDATE" WITH COLIN JOST AND
MICHAEL CHE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>>> GOOD EVENING, EVERYONE.
>> WELCOME TO "WEEKEND UPDATE."
I'M MICHAEL CHE.
>> I'M COLIN JOST.
>>> PRESIDENT BIDEN AND
PRESIDENT TRUMP HAVE AGREED TO
TWO DEBATES THIS SUMMER.
NOR A PREVIEW OF THE DEBATES
TAKE A BOTTLE OF ADDERALL AND
AMBIEN AT THE SAME TIME.
[ LAUGHTER ]
BIDEN POST AID VIDEO CHALLENGING
TRUMP TO THE DEBATE.
SAYING "MAKE MY DAY, PAL."
TO WHICH TRUMP RESPONDED "LET'S
GET READY TO RUMBLE."
TWO PHRASES THAT ARE GUARANTEED
TO LOCK UP THE YOUTH VOTE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>>> DONALD TRUMP SAID THAT AT
THE DEBATES HE WANTS BOTH OF
THEM TO STAND INSTEAD OF SIT.
SO THAT'S THE STATUS OF OUR
PRESIDENCY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
STANDING IS A FEAT OF STRENGTH.
I THINK WE COULD LEARN A LOT
MORE WATCHING THEM BOTH TRY TO
GET OUT OF A BEANBAG CHAIR.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>>> MICHAEL COHEN, WHOSE COLOGNE
I CAN SMELL THROUGH THIS
PICTURE --
[ LAUGHTER ]
-- TESTIFIED AGAINST DONALD
TRUMP THIS WEEK.
COHEN WAS PORTRAYED BY TRUMP'S
ATTORNEYS AS SOMEONE WHO HATED
DONALD TRUMP AND WAS TRYING TO
GET REVENGE.
BUT THE ONLY EVIDENCE OF THAT
COMES FROM COHEN'S UPCOMING
BOOK, "I HATE DONALD TRUMP AND
I'M TRYING TO GET REVENGE."
[ LAUGHTER ]
>>> REPRESENTATIVE MATT GAETZ
REFERENCED THE PROUD BOYS BY
TWEETING A PICTURE OF HIMSELF
OUTSIDE TRUMP'S COURTROOM WITH A
CAPTION "STANDING BACK AND
STANDING BY."
GAETZ USED THAT SAME CAPTION IN
A PICTURE OF HIMSELF OUTSIDE A
QUINCEANERA.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>>> A HOUSE OVERSIGHT HEARING
DEVOLVED INTO CHAOS AFTER
MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE AND
DEMOCRAT JASMINE CROCKETT TRADED
INSULTS.
>> I THINK YOUR FAKE EYELASHES
ARE MESSING UP WHAT YOU'RE
TRYING TO READ.
>> SOMEBODY'S BLEACH BLOND BAD
BUILT BUTCH BODY.
>> DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN.
>> JERRY!
JERRY!
JERRY!
[ LAUGHTER ]
I FEEL LIKE WE'RE WATCHING THE
WAFFLE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>>> PRESIDENT BIDEN ANNOUNCED
HE'S RAISING TARIFFS ON CHINESE
ELECTRIC CARS TO 100%.
UNFORTUNATELY, CHINESE ELECTRIC
CARS IS JUST WHAT BIDEN CALLS
MARIO KART.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>>> A GROWING NUMBER OF BLACK
MEN FEEL LIKE THE TRUMP AND
BIDEN CAMPAIGNS ARE NOT ACTUALLY
TRYING TO FORGE TRUE
RELATIONSHIPS AND JUST WANT
THEIR VOTES.
YEAH.
>>> DURING A NEW INTERVIEW --
[ LAUGHTER ]
-- WITH ABC NEWS STEVE BANNON
CALLED HIMSELF THE VOICE OF
MAGA.
AND ALSO THE FACE OF GOUT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>>> PEOPLE IN PARIS WITH
DISABILITIES ARE SAYING THAT THE
CITY HAS NOT FULFILLED ITS
PROMISE TO MAKE IT UNIVERSALLY
ACCEPTABLE -- ACCESSIBLE BEFORE
THIS SUMMER'S OLYMPICS.
AND OFFICIALS ADMIT THEY'RE
HAVING SOME SAFETY ISSUES WITH
THE NEW EIFFEL TOWER WHEELCHAIR
RAMP.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>>> THE FAA REVEALED THAT DONALD
TRUMP'S BOEING 757 CLIPPED A
PARKED PLANE WHEN IT LANDED IN
FLORIDA.
BUT THE GOOD NEWS IS DONALD
TRUMP FLIES AROUND IN A BOEING.
SO.
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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