One Direction Iconic and Funny Moments // Longest 1D funny moments video // 2010-2016

Anna
13 Mar 202051:16

Summary

TLDRThe transcript captures an array of humorous and candid moments from the lives of One Direction band members during their journey to fame. From playful banter and inside jokes to personal aspirations and lighthearted antics, the boys display their camaraderie and humor. The dialogue includes references to their individual personalities, shared experiences, and interactions with fans and each other, offering a glimpse into their dynamic as a group and their candid take on various topics, all delivered with the charm and wit that fans love.

Takeaways

  • 🎤 The members of One Direction each have distinct personalities: Liam is smart, Harry is flirtatious, Zayn is vain, Niall is funny, and Louis is the leader.
  • 🤣 There is a lot of humor and playful banter among the band members, often involving jokes about each other's habits and preferences.
  • 🎶 The band enjoys making light-hearted music references and imitating instruments, showcasing their camaraderie and love for music.
  • 👀 The members share personal stories and dreams, such as Harry wanting to stay young forever and Louis expressing his love for women who eat carrots.
  • 🎭 There are instances of the band engaging in acting or role-playing, like pretending to be superheroes or making up songs on the spot.
  • 🎉 The script captures moments of celebration, such as achieving a platinum album and the excitement around their performances.
  • 😅 The band doesn't shy away from discussing embarrassing or awkward situations, like Harry's habit of getting naked or Louis's fear of driving fast.
  • 🤔 There are reflections on their fame and the challenges it brings, such as dealing with pranks or the pressure of maintaining their image.
  • 💬 The members are often asked about their preferences and opinions on various topics, from favorite foods to what they look for in a partner.
  • 🏠 There are discussions about home and family, with Louis expressing excitement about becoming a father and the band sharing their thoughts on relationships.
  • 🎲 The script includes playful and sometimes silly games the band members engage in, like 'Never Have I Ever' and discussing what they would do if they were in a video game.

Q & A

  • What time of day did the One Direction members find themselves in a humorous situation as described in the transcript?

    -It was 3 in the morning when they found themselves in a humorous situation, as mentioned by Baby Lou.

  • Who are the members of One Direction and how are they characterized in the transcript?

    -The members of One Direction are Liam, Harry, Zayn, Niall, and Louis. They are characterized as follows: Liam is the smart one, Harry is the flirt, Zayn is vain, Niall is the funny one, and Louis is the leader.

  • What did Harry say when he was asked about his favorite chat-up line?

    -Harry did not have a chat-up line to share, as indicated by his response 'Vas Happenin'?' when asked about his favorite one.

  • What was the context of Louis's statement 'Will you marry me?'

    -Louis's statement 'Will you marry me?' was in response to a question about what his favorite chat-up line is, suggesting a simple but effective approach.

  • What was the reason for Harry's concern about Zayn's behavior?

    -Harry was concerned about Zayn because he felt like Zayn was acting as if he was too hot and that girls must fancy him, as indicated by the transcript 'Zayn's just like 'oh I'm so hot, man... girls must fancy me'.

  • What did Niall say when asked about his worst habit?

    -Niall mentioned that his worst habit is getting naked all the time, which he expressed with 'My worst habit is getting naked all time.'

  • What was the prank that was played on the One Direction members?

    -The prank played on the One Direction members involved a fake announcement that a baby was coming and a lady claiming she farted and was pregnant, which led to the reveal that they were pranked by Nickelodeon.

  • What was the unusual talent that Louis claimed to have?

    -Louis claimed to have the unusual talent of juggling, which he mentioned in the context of the boys telling him he needed to be more serious in the diaries.

  • What was the topic of discussion when the boys were talking about their favorite foods?

    -The topic of discussion was about Poutine, with Harry and Liam mentioning it multiple times as one of the things they love most about Canada.

  • What was the humorous situation that occurred when Louis was asked about his experience with dodgeball?

    -The humorous situation occurred when Louis claimed to be 'absolutely dodgeball obsessed' and that it's 'such a big part of me,' but then admitted that he had never actually played dodgeball when asked by the cameraman.

Outlines

00:00

😄 Fun and Chaos: One Direction's Antics

The paragraph captures the playful and humorous side of One Direction as they engage in banter, share inside jokes, and tease each other. The boys discuss their personalities, with Liam being smart, Harry as the flirt, Zayn being vain, Niall as the funny one, and Louis as the leader. There are also references to their experiences on the show, including a judges' house visit and their shock at a fellow contestant's elimination. They joke about superpowers, nightmares, and even imitate musical instruments. The boys also share their favorite chat-up lines and discuss their dreams and aspirations, all while maintaining a light-hearted and entertaining atmosphere.

05:01

🎤 Behind the Scenes with One Direction

This paragraph offers a glimpse into the band's dynamic off-stage. It starts with a member expressing his love for women who like carrots and Lamborghinis, leading to playful teasing among the bandmates. There's a moment of physical comedy involving Niall, and discussions about Harry's habit of getting naked, which they jokingly complain interrupts their practice sessions. The paragraph also includes various non-sequiturs, song lyrics, and imitations, showcasing the group's camaraderie and humor. It ends with a segment about their future as One Direction, hinting at their resolve to stay together.

10:03

🤪 One Direction's Hilarious Misadventures

The paragraph is a collection of humorous and absurd exchanges among the band members. It includes a mock serious discussion about changing lyrics to 'big brown poo', physical comedy involving a roll, and various imitations of each other. There's also a playful moment where they beatbox and sing simultaneously to different songs. The boys also joke about a prank by Nickelodeon, with Harry being the main target of the prank, and end with a funny anecdote about Harry falling out of bed.

15:05

🎮 One Direction's Playful Interactions

This paragraph showcases the band's playful side with a focus on their interactions and shared experiences. They discuss their video game preferences, specifically who leads and who follows in Mario games, and share light-hearted banter. There's a playful interview segment where Harry is asked about an encounter with a man named Karl Stefanovick, leading to a funny role-play scenario. The paragraph also includes various inside jokes, song lyrics, and humorous exchanges that highlight the band's chemistry and humor.

20:05

🍕 One Direction's Lighthearted Conversations

The paragraph features casual and amusing conversations among the band members. They discuss topics ranging from fashion, to pizza, to tattoos, and even dating each other, which leads to a series of jokes and light teasing. The boys also touch on serious topics like objectifying women and the importance of being genuine with fans. There are also several humorous moments, such as Harry's failed attempt to speak in different accents and Liam's confusion about Australia's climate, adding to the overall playful tone.

25:07

🎭 Theatrical and Witty Exchanges of One Direction

This paragraph is filled with theatrical and witty exchanges among the band members. They engage in role-play, joke about Harry's dancing and romancing mood, and have a mock argument about a stylist's instructions. The boys also discuss their views on objectifying women and share funny anecdotes from their experiences on tour. The paragraph includes various humorous moments, such as Harry's comment about his drug tests and Niall's suggestion to see a twerking tutorial, all contributing to a lively and entertaining atmosphere.

30:10

🎤 One Direction's Playful Interview Antics

The paragraph captures a series of playful and humorous moments from an interview with One Direction. The boys joke around with the interviewer, tease each other, and engage in light-hearted banter. Highlights include Liam pretending to be from Australia, Niall's playful interaction with a photographer, and Zayn's refusal to draw a picture of Niall. The paragraph also features a funny moment where a fan expresses a rather unusual request, and the band's playful reactions to it.

35:22

🤣 One Direction's Hilarious Interview Escapades

This paragraph details a series of comical and absurd moments from an interview with One Direction. The boys engage in silly wordplay, tease each other, and interact with the interviewer in a humorous manner. Notable moments include Harry's American accent, Niall's playful banter with James Corden, and Liam's awkward attempt at flirting. The paragraph also features funny exchanges about personal habits, such as changing underwear, and ends with a quirky game segment.

40:24

🎈 One Direction's Whimsical and Witty Interview

The paragraph showcases a whimsical and witty interview with One Direction. The band members engage in playful banter, make jokes, and share amusing anecdotes. They discuss topics ranging from favorite traits in a lady to personal habits, all with a humorous twist. There are also moments of light-hearted teasing, such as when Harry reveals a secret about a dream involving a train, and when the band members discuss their past friendships and experiences before joining One Direction.

45:27

🎉 One Direction's Playful and Engaging Interactions

This paragraph highlights One Direction's playful and engaging interactions during an event or interview. The band members are seen teasing each other, making jokes, and responding to various prompts from the interviewer. They discuss their love for Canada, specifically poutine, and engage in humorous exchanges about personal habits and preferences. The paragraph also includes a playful 'Never Have I Ever' segment and ends with a fan interaction where the band members show their affectionate side.

50:28

🎈 One Direction's Lighthearted and Chaotic Performance

The paragraph captures a lighthearted and chaotic performance by One Direction. The band members engage in playful antics on stage, with Liam attempting a dance move that ends abruptly, and Harry jokingly admonishing someone for their behavior. There's also a moment where Harry is hit in the face with a ball, leading to humorous comments about his singing abilities. The paragraph includes various funny exchanges, such as Louis's obsession with dodgeball and Harry's playful banter with an interviewer, creating an entertaining and lively atmosphere.

🎤 One Direction's Humorous and Energetic Interaction

This paragraph showcases a humorous and energetic interaction between One Direction and their fans, as well as with each other. The band members make jokes, tease each other, and engage with fans in a playful manner. Highlights include James referencing song titles in his comments, the band's playful reaction to a couple kissing, and their humorous responses to questions about personal habits and preferences. The paragraph ends with a moment of camaraderie as the band members express their excitement about an upcoming show.

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Keywords

💡One Direction

One Direction is a British-Irish pop boy band formed in 2010 on the reality show 'The X Factor'. The group consists of members Niall Horan, Zayn Malik, Liam Payne, Harry Styles, and Louis Tomlinson. In the script, they are the main subjects and their interactions, personalities, and humor are central to the video's theme, showcasing their camaraderie and playful banter.

💡Personalities

Personalities refer to the distinct characteristics and traits of individual members of One Direction. The script highlights each member's unique personality, such as Liam being 'the smart one', Harry 'the flirt', Zayn 'vain', Niall 'the funny one', and Louis 'the leader', which contributes to the group's dynamic and the video's entertainment value.

💡Humour

Humour is a key element in the script, used to entertain and engage the audience. It is evident in the various jokes, puns, and playful exchanges between the band members, such as Harry's comment 'fly!' and the impromptu song 'POKEMON, GOTTA CATCH EM ALL!' which showcase their light-hearted and comical interactions.

💡Impersonations

Impersonations are a form of humour where one person mimics the characteristics of another. In the script, the band members impersonate each other, such as Niall imitating Louis and Liam imitating Zayn, adding a layer of playful mockery and familiarity that is entertaining for the audience.

💡Dreams and Aspirations

Dreams and aspirations are mentioned in the context of the band members' personal goals and desires outside of their music careers. For example, Harry expresses a childhood dream of being a footballer, while Louis jokingly says he wanted to be a criminal, reflecting on their individual ambitions and the video's theme of personal growth.

💡Stereotypes

Stereotypes are simplified and generalized ideas about a group or individual. The script uses stereotypes humorously, such as referring to 'POTATO!' in an exaggerated Irish accent, or the playful teasing about Harry's habit of getting naked, which adds to the light-hearted and comedic nature of the video.

💡Performance

Performance is a central theme in the script as it relates to the band's profession as musicians and entertainers. The band members discuss their performances, such as Harry's comment on needing to 'pull off another good performance', and their anticipation of future shows, highlighting their dedication to their craft.

💡Superstition

Superstition is a belief or behavior based on the idea that certain actions or objects can bring good or bad luck. In the script, Louis jokingly refers to 'the trouser straight in the balls' as a potential source of good luck, adding a humorous and absurd element to the video's content.

💡Prank

A prank is a playful trick intended to cause laughter or confusion. The script includes references to pranks, such as the 'Nickelodeon prank' where the band members are surprised and amused, demonstrating their camaraderie and the video's theme of fun and light-heartedness.

💡In-jokes

In-jokes are humorous references or jokes that are only understood by a specific group of people. The script contains several in-jokes, such as the recurring 'VAS HAPPENIN'?' phrase, which are part of the band's shared experiences and contribute to the video's insider humor.

💡Fandom

Fandom refers to the community of fans who are dedicated to a particular celebrity, band, or genre. The script acknowledges the band's fans, with phrases like 'The best fans in the...' and 'can't wait to see you all', showing the band's appreciation for their supporters and the video's theme of fan engagement.

Highlights

One Direction's members share their distinct personalities: Liam as the smart one, Harry as the flirt, Zayn as vain, Niall as the funny one, and Louis as the leader.

Harry's playful banter with a chef, showcasing his quick wit and humor.

The group's camaraderie and humor when discussing their favorite chat-up lines.

Louis's simple yet effective chat-up line, 'Will you marry me?'

The boys' shock and reactions to Aiden being in the bottom two of a competition.

Niall's Irish accent and the group's playful teasing about it.

Harry's concern for Zayn's driving habits and the group's safety.

The group's decision to stay together despite challenges, indicating their strong bond.

Harry's humorous imitation of Niall and the ensuing laughter among the group.

Louis's playful antics and the group's reaction when he mysteriously appears in a room.

The group's creative and humorous song to wake up Harry and Zayn.

Harry's candid admission about his habit of getting naked all the time, causing disruptions.

The boys' playful interaction with a puppet, showing their lighthearted side.

Louis's humorous mispronunciation of 'psychiatry' and the ensuing correction.

The group's shared laughter and jokes about their experiences and future dreams.

Harry's playful teasing of Liam about his choice of words and the group's reaction.

Louis's humorous claim of being a 'criminal' in his childhood aspirations.

The group's dynamic and humor during an interview, including playful banter and teasing.

Transcripts

00:00

Hello

00:01

we

00:02

are

00:03

One

00:04

Direction

00:05

YAY

00:30

Baby Lou: It is 3 in the morning.

00:35

I am stuck in a nest of jews

01:03

We've decided to put you both through to the judges house.

01:17

Doncaster

01:33

aaaaaahhhHHHH

01:36

Liam is the smart one

01:39

Harry is the flirt

01:42

Zayn is vain

01:45

See what I did there?

01:46

Niall is the funny one

01:50

and Louis's the leader; thanks

01:53

Harry: fly!

01:54

Chef: He knows what he's doing; Harry: Away please

01:59

Chef: he told me didn't he Harry: you're dawdling

02:01

GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN

02:04

He's got a temperature now, awwwwwwwww

02:08

Mine would probably be...

02:09

Mary

02:14

Louis: Mary? Harry: yeah

02:16

Louis: She's mine

02:18

Harry: well we had that thing going remember?

02:20

SHES MINE

02:23

...and I can play the triangle

02:25

*try their best to imitate a triangle with their mouths, and throw in a kazoo too*

02:34

Vas Happenin'

02:36

the trouser, the trouser, the trouser straight in the balls, that's what I'm talking about

02:42

ow :)

02:43

see ya later, bye, bye, thanks guys!

02:46

AHHH THE LIGHT

02:48

MUA: little bit pale this morning little bit peaky.

02:50

I'm tired. It's winter

02:52

*the strongest Irish accent niall has ever had* POTATO!

02:59

Sorry im late lads

03:00

If I could have any superpower it would probably be to stay young forever

03:06

Peter Pan

03:08

What about your dream. the one with a Freddy Krueger and a chainsaw

03:11

No, let's not bring it up because it was very traumatic time for me.

03:15

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

03:17

Because he was a fun guy (fungi)

03:27

What our favorite chat up lines are, so Zayn?

03:31

Vas Happenin'?

03:33

Nice, Niall?

03:35

don't have one

03:36

Liam: ha, that's a great chat up line

03:38

Harry: Liam? Liam: I haven't gone one either...

03:40

Its on you Louis.

03:42

Louis: Will you marry me?

03:45

Simple but effective

03:48

*ninja sounds?*

03:54

*Harry high pitched screams*

03:57

Harry: We're all pretty shocked that Aiden was in the bottom three-- bottom two, sorry.

04:01

Louis: No Jimmy protested!

04:02

Harry: We were- we we're all pretty shocked...

04:11

Oh I really hate ya right now!

04:13

Show is your best acting face

04:16

Niall: personally I'm a big fan of his and Liam looks like him so, I'm looking forward to seeing them around and

04:22

Hopefully he can pull off another good performance. What are you doing?

04:26

Putting may hat on, what the hell does it look like?

04:30

oh god

04:33

my hidden talent is juggling

04:47

The boys have told me I need to be a bit more serious in the diaries so I've tried to go for a bit of a smarter look.

04:55

Niall: help!

04:56

Louis: Somebody needs help

04:59

BAHHH

05:01

Superman is here!

05:03

In my first video diary ummm

05:06

I explained my love for women who have a taste in carrots.

05:11

I like girls who eat carrots.

05:16

Since then, um, I've received plenty of carrots

05:23

Now I also have a keen interest in women who like Lamborghinis

05:35

Harry: now kiss me you fool

05:39

Louis:...big fat idoit. *niall falls in distance*

05:47

Harry: did you get it on camera?!?

05:51

Louis: Please tell me you got that

05:56

*Harry screams*

05:57

*Louis scream*

05:58

Niall: Louis, you alright?

06:01

Louis:*gibberish*

06:04

*gibberish continues...*

06:06

*absolute nonsense*

06:08

my goldfish is dead:'(

06:10

My worst habit is getting naked all time. Sorry

06:17

GO away!!! ITV2!!

06:19

I'm really really worried about Harry. I feel like he's going nuts

06:25

He just can't-- just can't keep his clothes on and it's interrupting our practices

06:31

How are we supposed to concentrate when he's walking around...

06:35

...in the nude?

06:37

I mean we-- we just want to be singers. We want to be good singers and

06:41

we're trying to concentrate and he's their naked every time. there's absolutely nothing we can do about..

06:45

Louis: he's always in the nude!

06:47

The second act still in the final is....

06:51

REBECCA!

06:55

Host: Zayn, what's gonna happen to one direction now?

06:58

um, we're definitely gonna stay together. This isn't the last of One Direction

07:03

*made up pokemon song* POKEMON, GOTTA CATCH EM ALL!

07:07

Absolutely freezing my peanuts off

07:10

Yes! No! Maybe? WHAT?

07:13

*black eyed pea "I gotta feeling"*

07:29

Mammary!

07:30

*Niall imitating Louis*:So the next question is from Celine, and she wants to know...

07:32

*Liam imitating Zayn*: Vas happenin' Celine!

07:36

Liam: oh no, I've seen that one many times

07:39

* Louis and Harry just vibin*

07:42

Interviewer: How many cats were you able to buy Matt Cardle?

07:51

Um... I didn't get him any but he got some himself.

07:54

Interview: Think he was able to get quite a lot, you think? Harry: yeah....

07:58

Keep your eye on this phone! Ready, steady, NO!

08:06

voice over: freeze

08:14

Liam: I've got it

08:18

That was a love bite from Louis Tomlinson....

08:20

We were pulled over because we were driving too slow :/Louis' just a bit scared of driving fast

08:24

*Niall, Liam, and Louis create a song to wake up Harry and Zayn*

08:27

Its time to get up in the morning, in the morning, MORning...

08:31

SO WE GOTTA GET UP, ITS TIME TO GET UPPPPP!!! ITS TIME TO GET UP!!!

08:37

Harry: Time to get up!

08:40

Interviewer: Maybe Louis could have a carrot in front of his.

08:43

Harry: Don't think it would cover it

08:49

haha yeah penis jokes!

08:50

Niall: commando or PJs, Harry? Harry: commando! :)

08:53

Alan: cause I heard Zayn gooses you to get the high notes.

08:56

Is that true? Harry: Yeah

08:58

Louis: YES YES

08:58

Zayn: no NO

09:00

*Various ohs*

09:08

Quick we've got Liam, show Liam, we got Liam doing the flick!

09:17

Hello? is this the docta?

09:20

Where's Louis?

09:24

Zayn: LOUIS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING???

09:26

Niall: How'd you get here? Louis: I don't know

09:30

Liam: Magic carpet, it's gonna be. Louis: I. don't. know.

10:02

"And if you're struggling now

10:04

Its not hard to tell, you don't know, uh oh

10:08

Your maths skills are terrible"

10:11

I saw a girl in her school uniform, going "Harry, Harry, give me some of your gravy!"

10:19

Louis: Heyyyyy that is a horrible thing to say!

10:22

:) :) hi :) :)

10:24

Louis: i... love... big red bus

10:26

*high pitched scream*

10:30

Liam: What has he done? he doesn't know, no one's given him any direction. yet cause were not shooting

10:35

Louis: ONE!

10:36

Liam: One Direction

10:38

*Discussing what they should change the lyrics to?*

10:40

Harry: Big brown pooo, no, man I cant

10:44

Harry: BIG BROWN POOOOOOOOO

10:49

The rest of the boys *harmonizing*: big brown pooOOOOoooo

10:57

Zayn: Quick do a roll, a rollie pollie!

11:00

Louis: OHHHHH THAT HURT

11:02

Get a banana around your face

11:24

WWWWAHHHHHH

11:25

Harry imitating Niall: POTATOES!

11:26

Liam as Zayn: Vas happenin' potatoes?

11:28

Louis: Zayn's just like "oh I'm so hot, man... girls must fancy me"

11:33

Niall: JLS "She Makes Me Wanna"

11:35

Oh, oh, uh, uh, Oh, oh, uh, uh, oh, that's how its done

11:39

Kevin the pigeon: Barks

11:40

Liam: Zayn, what's the news on jay-z?

11:42

Zayn: He's not coming man :'(

11:44

We've been dressed quite nice, very fitting, good on the bottom

12:02

I'm sorry, it's Terrence. So it's D. It's E. it's R.

12:09

It's R.

12:11

it's R.

12:13

it's R.

12:15

it's R.

12:17

It's R.

12:19

Guy on phone: How many R's are their?

12:20

Six.

12:22

He's walking around going I'm a Bradford bad boy, yo

12:27

Zayn: Ugh I don't even say that anymore....

12:29

Zayn: Put the hydraulics on!

12:32

yeah, lets go boys, heyyyy, put the tunes on, Louis, put the tunes on

12:38

*beat boxing and singing "It Wasn't Me" by Shaggy at the same time as "Candy Shop" by 50 Cent*

12:46

Louis: Zayn, when are the hydraulics gonna break???? Zayn, huh? when are the hydraulics gonna break

12:52

ZAYN: AHHHHH HARRY DRIVE MORE SAFE

13:09

Concerned boys and Louis: Kev? Kevin? Kevin? KEVIN!

13:24

Louis: Can you please. I've got some dignity.

13:27

Niall: Party time! Louis:All day

13:29

Zayn: All night, DJ Malik, DJ Malik

13:33

In West Philadelphia, born and raised

13:36

On the playground is where I spent most of my days

13:38

Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool

13:40

And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school

13:42

When a couple of guys who were up to no good

13:44

Started making trouble in my neighborhood

13:46

I got in one little fight. My mom got scared, She said

13:49

*Zayn, high pitched* moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air

13:52

Louis: harry's gettin head

13:57

Louis: This is the most physical exercise One Direction have done in the past year and we're very very tired

14:04

Zayn's hiding it

14:06

Yes, that's right. Kevin. Zayn is a lovely guy.

14:09

The baby is coming

14:20

Concerned Harry: Don't worry, don't worry, don't worry!!

14:23

Louis: It smells, it smells.

14:26

Lady: please don't say that, I farted, I'm sorry, I farted, I' m pregnant

14:31

I refuse to give birth on this floor....

14:35

You all have been pranked by Nickelodeon

14:40

Louis: YES BOYS, YES

14:42

HARRY WAS THE WORST, HARRY WAS THE WORST

14:48

HARRY GOT OWNED MORE THAN ALL OF US

14:52

Harry: NO

15:00

Niall *super embarrassed*: I told you not to do ittttt, I told youuuuu

15:04

Louis: Describe to me how you fell out of bed. Harry: uh, I fell.... out of bed...

15:09

Liam and Niall: Eye-tunes

15:19

Which country would you like to go before that you never seen before? Which country would you like to go to before it came out?

15:24

Harry: Australia Louis: Why do you say it in that tone?

15:27

Harry: I copied- Louis: ok this one....

15:30

Interviewer: um, so who usually in front, and who is usually is behind, gets behind when you're playing Mario?

15:35

Harry: So between me and Louis who's in front and who's behind?

15:38

Louis: I think we kind of share that, really

15:42

Louis: Yeah, sometimes you take the front sometimes... Harry: sometimes I take the front.

15:45

You know, if he's a bit tired. I'll go behind him and push him along.

15:50

Louis: Yeah. Yeah, but yeah, you know

15:53

We're both, ya know, we're both quite generous to each other so you think that, ya know, sometimes he should

15:57

get to do what he wants to do, if he wants to go first.

16:02

VAS HAPPENINNNNNNNNNNNnnnnnnnNNNNN'!

16:10

Interviewer: Now, I have to ask you one more thing, Harry, this is to you

16:13

I believe you met a man called Karl Stefanovick who would have interviewed you on the Today Show

16:18

I Think he got a bit too physical with you. Now, I've got a Harry doll here

16:23

Can you show me on the doll where the bad man touched you?

16:26

Here, here, and here

16:31

And how did it make you feel, Harry?

16:33

sad :)

16:34

*singing "Sexy and I Know It"*

16:54

Liam: Harry's just currently getting a sneaky little nap in

16:57

Louis and boys singing: My name's Harry, oh I'm cold! look at me I'm cold, I'm sleepy and I'm cold, I'm really really cold

17:03

*singing continues*

17:12

Zayn: Did she say butter sock Liam: is that a sock Louis: full of butter

17:16

Niall: does it involve the butter sock?

17:20

What's this taste like?

17:22

Liam: How is it harry? Harry: Tastes like feet

17:24

Can I have some more fruits Carly: fruit? sure.

17:27

and

17:29

Could you cut them into the little cubes the way that you do?

17:33

When you were 12 or 13, yeah, what did you want to be when you grew up?

17:37

Harry: I wanted to be a footballer probably

17:39

Liam: he needs to grow up first

17:41

Interviewer: And niall? Niall: footballer or a singer

17:44

Interviewer: and Liam? Liam: I wanted to be a fireman. Interviewer: Did you? Liam:yeah

17:48

Interviewer: and Zayn? Zayn: I wanted to be a teacher

17:50

Interviewer: and Louis? Louis: I wanted to be a criminal. Interviewer: did yoU?

17:55

Louis: I knew you were gonna try to do that. Interviewer: WOW

17:57

Harry: I would wish for....

18:00

Two more wishes :)))))))) Zayn: you're weird

18:05

Gibby <3: You don't know you're beautiful Harry: NOOOOOOO

18:19

no

18:20

Hi I'm Niall, I'm Harry, I'm Zayn, I'm Liam

18:23

and I'm Jennifer

18:26

Harry: With my knowledge and understanding of the football game

18:29

I feel like I should be a lot better at football

18:33

Harry: And, uh, with my knowledge and understanding of the game, I feel like I should be much better at football

18:39

uhh, but im not, sooo

18:42

pepsi, pepsi, pepsi

18:45

And I'm Harold.

18:47

Zayn, you've really messed that up now

18:51

Oh god. MARGRET!

18:53

Platinum album

18:56

the boys: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH MAN,COME ON DREW!

18:59

Harry: Boys get ya mouths open!

19:02

*Liam, Louis and Harry perform the most iconic dance to "Cmon, Cmon"*

19:38

Interviewer: I've got a feeling you're a bowl (ball) licker, like, do you like the stuff....

19:50

Say cookie >:|

19:53

Harry: I perfer the cream! I prefer the cream, its 3 for cream 2 for cookie, next time on Oreos.

20:00

Excuse me, Liam. No, I used it in the dressing room, but it was abused in there

20:05

If that's how I like to work, Liam, that's up to me. Ok.

20:07

So if you're gonna hold it against me, then leave the band.

20:10

Oh no, there's someone in my ear, No, no, Harry was only joking. Ohhh, ok ok.

20:14

How you doing?

20:25

Spitting period?

20:27

Liam: you bring too many clothes, and then you buy more of them.

20:29

Louis: Well what do you bring, Liam? NO HAIR!

20:31

If you like pizza as much as I do, we're gonna get on real well

20:36

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah

20:37

Ed: They got this wrong though, I've only got 1 tattoo on me.

20:40

Harry: oh that's shit then, get rid of it. Ed: NO!

20:42

Harry: I would date Liam.

20:44

Niall: I'd date Louis

20:45

Louis: I'd date Niall, I was gonna say you, Niall

20:47

Liam: I'd date Louis as well, if I was a girl.

20:50

Zayn: I wouldn't date any of ya, cause none of you picked me

20:56

Zayn: Get off.

20:58

Niall: How bout these bad boys, huh

21:02

😎😘✌🏼

21:03

Louis: OH FOR GOD SAKE NIALL

21:05

NIALL: AHHHH

21:06

Harry: For the benefit of the radio, Niall's just dropped his tea.

21:09

*mouth full of pizza* Do you wanna come for a drink wit me

21:12

Like dibs? No we don't really do that to be honest.

21:15

No, we feel like that objectifies women and that's not really what we're about

21:19

*weird accent* At the end of the day

21:21

*high pitched* at the end of the day

21:23

*old man weird accent* at the end of the day

21:25

Louis: Thats the end of the shoot

21:27

Harry: Its the end of the shoot

21:39

Interviewer: sorry, I've just got very thrown with the using the phones in this unit. Have you started one of the workers here?

21:45

Louis: It says do not dial 9.

21:47

so.....

21:48

I dialed 9

21:50

Interviewer: Are you troubled with internal friction?

21:54

Louis: ...internal friction...? ummm

21:56

niall: bit forward.

21:57

Louis: What did you mean? Was it meant to be a joke?

21:59

It was meant to be about like the fans being on Twitter saying, you know, it's like we can talk to-- oh!

22:04

Louis: what are you tryin--

22:05

"I talk to girls on the internet" is what you were just saying

22:08

Liam: I was tryna hide by face at first, I didn't realize what shape it was

22:20

Liam: Cool!

22:22

*indian drag me down plays*

22:42

Say there was like a girl in front of us

22:44

Interviewer: Yeah

22:44

and we didn't know what she looked like, wanted to see if she's hot

22:46

We just like make loads of noise so that she'd turned around

22:50

So like I'd be with like four of my friends, we just go

22:53

"AHHHHHH!"

22:54

And then the girl would go. and you'd go yep or no.

22:56

Louis: and she'd think someone's being attacked

22:59

Interviewer: "Oop we're fine just wanted to see if you were hot!"

23:02

Harry: We have always been big fans of *messes up* fucking shit (I think, its bleeped)

23:05

Louis: Shit Bastard! I did that good, you did that shit, I did that good!

23:09

Interviewer: Go!

23:11

Interview: Oh Niall's, left out Nialls at a disadvantage right now.

23:14

Niall: *awkward laugh*

23:17

Harry: London's...

23:18

quite...

23:19

big...

23:20

It's not- it's quite small. Louis: *mocks him*

23:22

Harry: you can get lost there, ya know?

23:25

Louis: what are you talking about? You do talk some shit in interviews

23:28

Niall: He asked you "Can you walk out on the street?"

23:30

And you said "London's quite big"

23:34

Interviewer: He's leaving. Now he got upset and left.

23:40

Harry: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

23:42

Louis: No!

23:55

Can anyone hear running wotah?

24:44

I went around wearing one of the surgical masks

24:46

Niall: Oh ya did?

24:48

Niall: Where'd ya get one?

24:49

Harry*extememly annoyed*: I bought a packet of 5 and I have a spare one you can have.

24:52

Niall*super excited*: sick!

24:53

Harry:🙄

24:54

Liam: Stupid enough for me though, I didn't actually know that he got that cold over here.

24:57

I thought it was gonna be one of those sorta countries thats always hot.

24:59

Louis: Why???

25:00

Liam: I don't know cuz I just picture Australia. It's like they're quite-- it's quite near isn't it?

25:04

Louis: Mate tell me-- ahhh no

25:06

Liam: ghetto!

25:08

Hary: We're really funny. We are, aren't we-

25:09

Niall: aren't we?

25:10

Harry: We-- the laughs we have!

25:12

Niall: between me?!

25:13

Harry: we have some laughs!

25:14

Niall: Pranks! Laughs! Ah!

25:17

Stylist: No, do a normal one please hunny, hunny, please. harry!

25:21

Come on. Harry! Harry come on, we've got some much to do today

25:27

Please darling, just there-- yeah, Thank you, love you

25:36

Harry*singing*: I'm in the mood for dancing, romancing. I'm givin it all tonight

25:43

Narry: I'm in the mood for dancing, romancing!

25:48

What's not to love, we're on tour it's five lads ladies lads having a laugh

25:53

Louis: Lads doing lads things that lads do cause lads are cool

26:01

Liam: got something here!

26:08

Harry: Ahh! Its in my finger!

26:10

Liam: Its actually is proper in your bum. reason you booked

26:11

Harry: my ass is on the line :)

26:14

Liam: To see and be like, "oh, it's actually okay, what I'm doing, it wasn't too bad"

26:17

Harry: You thought that was all right.

26:18

Louis: Liam, you are insane

26:19

Liam: AH FOR FUCKS SAKE

26:21

Louis: well we won't have swear words in this room!

26:23

Louis: Bullocks!

26:25

Harry: Edit that out!

26:28

*Zayn saves harry from fire*

26:36

Liam: What happened with the ladder???

26:40

Harry: is it workin?

26:42

Niall: looks like you're holding it up!

26:43

Harry: :)

26:44

Louis: Niall the bad boy? Give it a rest, Niall the church boy more like

26:54

Louis: Listen forget what they taught you in scouts Payno, we're doing it the Tommo way!

27:00

Zayn: Louis you idiot!

27:02

Louis: right.... I think we'll just burn it like that now...

27:06

Harry: You know when you choose to do it and stuff.

27:08

Niall: like if you walk past a girls school at half three, you know you're gonna get killed

27:11

So you just don't-- you just kind of time your trips to the shops and stuff like that

27:16

Harry: I thought you were gonna say time your trips to outside girls schools

27:20

Niall: yeah, cuz I walked past girls schools all the time, what the hell, course I don't!

27:24

POP SUGAR POP SUGAR SUGAR POP POP

27:26

*Zayn saying some real important stuff, and just Lilo in the back*

27:43

Narry: BANG!

27:44

Interviewer: Most likely to have a song written about him?

27:49

Ohhh

27:51

Harry: Wot?!

27:52

Niall: yeah you are, yep. remember that time you had the tape stuck to your hand??

27:57

baby Harry: you cant be serious?

28:01

Oh god it's so tight :(

28:04

Why did you have to tie it to the table? :(

28:07

Im actually like sweating

28:14

Interviewer: Because I have to say everything about you's positive your lyrics, your energy...

28:19

Harry: apart from my drug tests, they're all negative!

28:23

They are :)

28:27

I've been on the road. I see what happens.

28:31

Its scary out there😖

28:32

Interviewer: First date deal breakers? Like turns you off on the first date?

28:35

Harry: I always say if a girl ever spits, but I've never-- I don't think I've never dated a girl who's like spat

28:41

Not spi-- NO, no, no, no. NO NO. No, I mean like, no I mean like, no no no

28:45

No, I mean

28:46

You know when you're like drive down the street and you see like a girl like-- like somebody spit and you're like that's gross!

28:51

I wouldn't-- Ahhh..

28:55

Niall: I'm going with you too

28:56

Harry: GET IT Niall: YEAHHHH

28:58

Interviewer: Cause I know how to twerk it and I kind of want to see...

29:01

Niall: CAN WE SEE??? Liam: *motions to niall to stfu*

29:03

Interviewer:Well, I sorta know how to twerk it. I YouTubed it.

29:05

Louis mocks Niall: cAn wE sEe?

29:06

Interviewer: and I did like a tutorial video.

29:09

Niall: We should all do it now, I think !

29:12

Niall: yeah we should turn away! *clearly not covering eyes*

29:15

interviewer: Uh-Oh Harry, Woop, woop!

29:17

Niall: here she is she's gonna do it now! Im not--

29:20

Niall: OH

29:22

Interviewer: My jeans are too tight :(

29:24

*Niall=Pissed*

29:25

Niall: There not that tight actually 😉

29:30

Zoius minding their own business: And this is why you should go and see the movie

29:34

Harry: pimp daddy

29:35

Niall: Gansta bruv

29:37

Niall, Louis, Liam, Harry, Zack.

29:39

its Zayn.

29:40

sure whatever you say big guy!

29:42

Its gonna be fantastic, it is all about-- oh darling! really...

29:48

I think I've just become one of them right back to you, Kate

29:50

Harry: She's reading this of an autocue down there.

29:53

Interviewer: She's not.

29:54

Kind of hot in here, collar's chafing.

29:59

Cute as a button every single one of you <3

30:10

And Niall for the shimmy, for the shimmy, for the shimmy.

30:13

The..... best.... fans...... in.....

30:18

help.

30:20

Look who's texting me, imma bad man, what's may name? Niall!

30:28

Harry*american accent*: Oh my god!

30:29

yeah I live in the valley!

30:32

Niall: just chillin out in me box.

30:34

Niall: pretend like we're in ghosts

30:41

Work it baby

30:43

I'm not feeling fabulous!

30:45

Niall: Cordo!

30:48

Harry: Yes. There we go,

30:50

there we go!

30:53

Niall: Jimmy Corden!

30:55

James: whoa, hang on woah! What the hells going on?

30:58

Niall: Cardo, any tips for us on the presenting side of things?

31:02

James: Just don't cut anyone off

31:03

Harry: No problem, no we're gonna have to stop you there actually, James.... UH... so uh...

31:09

Liam: I don't know any of them personally and I don't like tot judge people.

31:16

Interviewer: Just behave, really? You guys?

31:19

Niall: this is the best interview I've ever been in

31:23

Harry: Helene!

31:25

What's your name and where do you come from? Your name's Helene? Where do you come from?

31:29

Are they okay?

31:33

Niall: They're gonna be mortified, this is GOLD

31:36

Interviewer: Oh really? how would you hit on me then? Im at a bar.

31:39

Liam: I'm not on about you

31:40

Interviewer: oh NO?

31:41

Liam: No no not at all...

31:42

Interviewer: oh shut up Liam, you know what I'm not gonna pay attention to you anymore.

31:45

No how would you hit on a girl, this is for real.

31:47

Harry: do you have anymore questions :)

32:09

10,000 squats today? I'm gonna have an arse and be like Kim Kardashian.

32:19

I've got the Indy whip, Indiana Jones!

32:22

Liam:come on then, give it to me quick

32:24

Oh God you've stung may bottom!

32:30

Liam: Has anyone seen a curly-headed one?

32:33

The curly lad, where's --??

32:36

Right, there's four of us now.

32:38

I don't know where you are, Harry.

32:40

He's running! Here he goes! Cross the finish line!

32:48

Harry:I'm really sorry I was having a wee. The toilets are ages away. Um.

32:54

*Whispers*: What did we win?

32:56

This isn't working shall we see some highlights?

33:01

Highlights! ROLL HIGHLIGHTS!

33:05

Niall: Zayn will you draw a picture of me?

33:07

Zayn: No, I don't like you.

33:15

Got it yay!

33:17

Paul: Who's your favorite?

33:18

Girl: I like Niall, cause he has blonde hair

33:20

Paul: that's funny because Niall is a natural brunette, he dyes his hair

33:26

Oh-oh-oh you don't know you basic facts

33:30

no no...

33:31

Photographer: Hi how are you!

33:32

Niall: Niall, nice to me you

33:33

Photographer: what is your name zorry?

33:34

Niall: Niall P: Nail

33:37

Niall: Ni-ell P: Wonderfull!

33:38

P: make the face of the smell, 3-2-1 and the face

33:42

the face

33:44

Show me the sweet warm face

33:48

No! That face is cold and dark

33:52

What's wrong, man?

33:54

What's wrong with you?

33:55

Louis: I'm just a little tired

33:58

P: Rochelle, he's good!

34:00

One face,

34:01

now do a different face

34:03

and a smiley

34:04

and a sad

34:06

Louis: So here we are leaving Peru

34:10

joint lit

34:11

Happy days

34:13

*Zayn singing Stockholm syndrome (which wasn't released yet lol)*

34:16

Smokescreen, baby

34:21

Zayn: Mary J Blige, Mary J Blige

34:24

Louis: We're presented now with so fantastic singing

34:27

Zayn: Mary J Blige, Mary J Blige!

34:32

Driver: just got an update, we've got chicken in Chile

34:35

Louis: CHICKEN IN CHILE!

34:37

BOOP BOOP BOOP, BO BO BO BOOP BOOP BOO

34:40

*Jersey accent* I have a son his name is Ishmael he never calls me anymore!

35:22

Announcer: One Addition will be performing live!

35:25

Harry: One Addition!

35:26

Louis: GIVE IT UP FOR ONE ADDITION!

35:28

ONE SUBTRACTION!

35:29

Harry: Hi we're One Direction and we wake up with Today,

35:33

Louis: we're very excited😑

35:49

Interviewer: Big spoon or little spoon?

35:51

Niall: big spooner

35:52

Harry:little spoon

35:55

we fit!

35:56

Niall: We took a chonce

35:59

fan: WHAT THE FUCK IS A CHONCE

36:03

Interviewer: have you gone longer than three days without changing your underwear?

36:07

Oh, I like that 5SOS said yes

36:10

Harry: Well their dirtay boys,

36:11

Niall: disgusting boys... dirtay boys🤷🏼

36:13

Harry: its very warm, I'm wearing a coat, nobody knows why...

36:17

camera man: Basketball a future career, Harry?

36:21

*Liam and the interviewer talking about robbie savage just ignoring harry*

36:44

harry: I have a robbie savage scarf🥺

36:47

harry: yeah, sorry Zayn: its all good :)

36:50

Harry: absolutely, I think, ya know like from earlier--

36:52

Interviewer: what's missing?

36:53

Harry: uh-- oh-- um

36:55

Zayn: that's unprofessional.

36:56

Harry: I just think if you get to a point where you feel like you have nothing left to do

37:00

then there's no point in doing it. I think a lot of stuff that we still wanna achieve. and wanna--

37:04

interviewer: like what????

37:06

Harry: oh-- I-- I hadn't finished... but---um I guess

37:08

Louis: ayYYYEEE

37:10

Interviewer: anything to add?

37:11

Niall*super irish*:No I don't, I've never done that

37:13

Harry *mocking niall*: nO i dOnT

37:14

Louis*irish accent*: I don't get a girl for the winter

37:17

Liam: is that everything? Harry: is that the end?

37:19

harry: no fooking way, really?

37:21

Liam: you're almost wearing a mustache today, there's a mustache coming through now.

37:25

Ellen: are you trying to grow a mustache?

37:26

Harry: yeah ive been growing one for about 20 years now :\

37:29

Ellen: Psychiatry?

37:30

Liam: Don't think that's a word, think I made that up.

37:32

Ellen: yeah.... no psychiatry's a word

37:34

Liam: Oh it is, I didn't make it up!

37:37

Harry: looks like a weird porno background.

37:41

Harry: you're amazing

37:44

So are you <3

37:47

:) :)

37:50

Harry: Louis!

37:52

Louis: OI OI

37:57

Congratulations on your massive win

38:02

Liam: why'd you spray em (I think that's what he said)

38:10

Three two one

38:15

Right, um, who was the last person who had sex with

38:20

Niall: Erhmmm

38:21

Interviewer: Niall.

38:23

Niall: Yeah....

38:24

Interviewer: I think we should stop now.

38:26

Harry: oh WOW. Me too.

38:27

Interviewer: this is really confusing, but thank you very much!

38:30

Harry: thank you,thanks for having us

38:32

Interviewer: Foreplay

38:34

Harry: wot?

38:34

interviewer: okay. It's the game. Here we go

38:37

Four things do you suck at?

38:41

Liam: Do we suck at doing

38:44

*talking about signs* There was one the other day. There was some scissors,

38:46

Massive scissors, that someone had made and then like a snip in a sign that was saying Harry cut your hair

38:52

Harry: Why'd you have to bring that up Liam?

38:54

Liam: because they wanted you to get a haircut, but I think you look marvelous things

38:56

Harry: thx :)

38:56

Liam: it's revolutionary.

38:57

Interviewer: favorite traits that you look for in a lady

39:00

four favorite traits.

39:02

Liam: female

39:03

It's a good trait

39:06

Harry: Not that important...

39:09

Niall: Everybody needs someone to make sure our nuts are in order, ours comes everywhere with us. Here he is!

39:17

Harry: take em off boys

39:19

Liam: Its a hundred percent us, there's no lies, there's no secrets in the band or any BS like that

39:24

Harry: I have a secret...

39:31

Harry: I was leaving on a train😲

39:33

Interviewer: What were you saying?

39:35

Harry: Oh just a dream I had about a train

39:38

*Harry and Kristen Wiig straight vibing*

40:08

*angelic singing, pure talent, he is grace <3*

40:23

Niall: I recorded like this :)))))

40:28

*amazingly pure rendition of steal my girl*

40:40

*Zayn is so happy , my heart is exploding <3*

40:46

*love them, miss them, this was amazing*

40:57

Interviewer: we want all of you in

40:58

Liam: you didn't want him...

41:04

niall: idk too many

41:09

Louis: wot??

41:10

Louis: MINE MINE

41:14

Harry: Wot?

41:16

EUROS!

41:19

Louis: ehhh; what do you mean in order, in order of what?

41:28

Louis: 3 and a half years is...

41:30

12, 24, 36, +6=

41:35

38!

41:36

Harry: There are 3 things that we love most about Canada

41:40

One:

41:44

Poutine!

41:46

Two:

41:49

POUTINE

41:50

Three:

41:53

What?

41:53

Liam: protein

41:55

harry: three

41:57

no, poutine was 1 and 2, this is number 3

42:01

Number 3 is....

42:05

POUTINE!

42:12

Michael Buble on the shoulders of Rocky wrapped in a flag, on a moose, riding in here covered in syrup

42:18

On poutine, and you're all everywhere watching the whole thing go down.

42:26

Its gone to far, Ive confused myself.

42:29

Puppet: You guys are great, but we're waiting for 1D

42:33

1: Hello!!!!

42:45

Interviewer: He told me that Harry's hair is extensions, is this true or is this not true

42:50

Niall: you're a liar right now

42:53

Harry: And don't eat yellow snow

42:59

Louis: Stupid visor.

43:02

Oi Oi

43:03

Liam: Knew NASA were hiding something. Who is this guy? Where did you come from? state your business here?

43:16

Harry: You... little...

43:19

Louis: OHHH whack me nose!

43:20

Interviewer: Now who is Olivia?

43:23

Harry: Oof, is Olivia even a person, is Olivia an emotion, is she a place

43:28

We don't know

43:30

Interviewer: Hi, Rory. Hi Niall. Thanks very much. OH NO NIALL!

43:33

Interviewer: Let's say, Louis, from one father to another I want to congratulate you on your upcoming fatherhood. How are you feeling?

43:39

Louis: Thank you. Yeah

43:41

Obviously, it's it's a very exciting time. So I'm buzzing, thank you.

43:48

Ellen: Never have I ever used one of my bandmates toothbrush without telling them

43:52

Whos have you used?

43:56

Niall: I've used yours once.

43:58

Harry: WHEN?

43:59

Niall: eh, ages ago

44:00

Harry: wOT?

44:01

Ellen: never have I ever lied about who I was?

44:04

I used to say I was Nick from Backstreet Boys.

44:07

"Are you niall, from one direction?!"; no im Nick from Backstreet Boys.

44:20

Niall: Tommo where are we?

44:21

Louis: We're at the O2 lad

44:22

Niall: doing some shows

44:23

Louis: we are yeah

44:23

Niall: can't wait to see you all

44:24

Louis: Oi Oi Niall: Oi Oi

44:25

Harry: two bananas for a pound,

44:30

3 bananas for a euro

44:35

Harry: 2 bananas for a pound!

44:38

Harry: DAHHHH

44:40

*Liam tryna do his job*

44:43

Harry: it wasn't clean.

44:44

Liam: Will you shut up.

44:45

Harry: so fresh and so clean clean

44:52

Niall*mocking Kanye*: I'm gonna be President in 2020

45:05

Harry: Hi! How are ya?

45:07

Theres me! ☺️

45:09

Fan: harry cmon we gotta go!

45:10

Harry: alright, chill out.

45:27

Louis: Thats your fooking job you fooking losa

45:30

Now watch me whip, watch me nay nay

45:40

*Liam gets cut off*

45:44

*SCREAMS*

45:47

Ouch my throat 🥺

45:49

Louis: like we say, we do do...

45:50

Liam: haha do do haha

45:52

Louis: huhuhuhuhu He's funny. He's had a few too many drinks, his first time drinking tonight.

45:55

Liam: I've had a couple of drinks, yeah I've had me first bevy

45:58

Announcer: ohhhh Harry takes one right to the styles

46:03

If you're squeamish you may want to look away.

46:06

He won't have any trouble hitting the high notes after that one

46:23

Harry: You need to come down, You need to stop that right now!

46:29

This is a family show!

46:32

Or is it?

46:35

IT IS!

46:37

OF COURSE IT IS!

46:38

Does anybody not have a phone?

46:41

Who does--? What? its 2015!!!!!

46:44

Liam: HARRY she's five!

46:47

fan: Niall crack open my ass like that onion!

46:50

I think the problem is there are so many signs around the building saying don't fucking mention Zayn.

47:35

Louis: hi

47:36

Fans: hi<3

47:37

Louis: go to sleep!

47:45

Louis: Absolutely dodgeball obsessed and yeah, I've always lived and breathed dodgeball. It's just such a big part of me

47:52

Cameraman: Hey you ever play dodgeball before Louis?

47:54

Louis: no, no never played.

47:57

Harry: I think its probably sleeping in different beds, is-- is nice when your at home for a while.

48:06

Interviewer: I've never been in the mile-high club

48:13

Harry, what are you waiting for come on, we now the answer

48:22

I'll answer for you. There you go.

48:26

I have never smoked a joint

48:40

James: Louis, come and be my cat!

48:46

Do like, one of em over the ears

48:50

James: Ahh,

48:51

Louis: well well well

48:52

James: No the cat doesn't talk, Louis!

48:54

Louis: ok, ok, I got too into, again!

48:59

Harry: I mean...

49:08

Ryan: Well we should say that Harry's on vocal rest.

49:11

So he's laying down resting and what about Louis? Is he on vocal rest as well?

49:15

Liam: Um, No, I guess he's just tired

49:18

Grimmy: It's a great question from Anne, there, up North.

49:21

The boys: thanks Anne

49:22

Liam: you're mom's still hot

49:25

Grimmy: It's quite good cause he cant speak, but she is smoking hot.

49:28

Harry's robot voice: I hate this

49:31

Liam: that sounds like Hiatus lolol

49:34

Interviewer: Which would be your favorite time in the past?

49:36

Liam: Dinosaurs mate, straight up

49:38

Niall: haha whhhaaatttt?

49:39

Louis: what is going on in this kids brain

49:42

*mocks*"Dinosaures mate"

49:43

Interviewer: Before you guys were in one direction, obviously you had friends, but what happened to them?

49:48

Harry: no.

49:49

harry: *Manly voice* WE ARE MEN!

49:53

*girly voice* we're men!✨

49:56

Liam: You were talking talking Spanish, he was on the phone in the toilet talking Spanish .

50:00

And I thought: "who is this kid?" I didn't understand it. You were talking spa- who were you speaking Spanish to?

50:05

Niall: a friend of mine,,,,, from,,,, spain

50:14

"I think James is the best, he's better than the rest, he's never made it look so easy"

50:20

"I think I'm touching Niall's Ass, I think he's gonna fart, and Harry's hair is always greasy."

50:28

James: "and if you looking for someone to write your breakup songs about, baby, I'm perfect"

50:35

James: Now listen, listen. I don't want to have any "Bad Blood" about this.

50:42

And if this is a problem, and we don't wanna talk about it, we can just "Shake It Off"

50:47

James: Look at these too snoggin on the curb, there, look.

50:52

The boys: Hey get a room guys! Get a room!

50:55

Jesus!!

50:56

GET A ROOM! GET A ROOM GUYYS!

51:06

This is the power to the whole studio