things that would make me rather be electrocuted
Summary
TLDRThe video script introduces a character, the 'fairy of discomfort,' who explores various everyday discomforts caused by sensory experiences. From the unpleasant feeling of touching a glass dish cleaned too intensely to the primal fear triggered by an iPhone alarm, the script delves into the emotional reactions to these stimuli. It also humorously touches on the annoyance of hair, the discomfort of wearing socks in bed, and the sweaty sensation after a workout. The script includes a sponsored segment for NordVPN and ends with a bizarre yet intriguing idea of liquid cooling a person, akin to a gamer's computer, to address the discomfort of sweating.
Takeaways
- π The speaker introduces themselves as the 'fairy of discomfort' and mentions having a gift for the audience, suggesting a playful tone.
- π¦ The script uses vivid examples like 'summertime ice cream' and 'tomato soup with grilled cheese' to illustrate how sounds can evoke specific feelings.
- π’ The speaker shares a personal anecdote about a dishwasher mistake, highlighting the discomfort caused by overly clean glassware.
- ποΈ A relatable experience of waking up to an iPhone alarm is shared, which now triggers a 'primal fear' due to past associations.
- πΆ The speaker's dog's tail wagging is a comforting sound, contrasting the discomfort of the alarm, showing the power of positive associations.
- π The script includes a sponsored segment for NordVPN, emphasizing its features like internet protection and privacy.
- π€ The discomfort caused by certain sounds, such as hair being pulled from a comb, is discussed, suggesting a universal aversion to certain auditory stimuli.
- 𧦠The speaker expresses a dislike for wearing socks in bed, despite their practical benefits during the day, indicating personal preferences can override practicality.
- π¦ A humorous idea of 'liquid cooling' a person is proposed as a solution to discomfort from sweating, showing creativity in problem-solving.
- π¦· The script ends with a discussion about the discomfort experienced at the dentist's office, particularly from the scratchy cleaning tool, to emphasize the theme of discomfort.
Q & A
What is the main theme of the video script?
-The main theme of the video script revolves around the concept of discomfort caused by various everyday sounds and experiences.
What does the speaker describe as 'squinchy'?
-The speaker describes the feeling of touching a glass dish that was over-washed in the dishwasher as 'squinchy', which is a made-up word to describe an unpleasant tactile sensation.
Why does the speaker associate the iPhone alarm sound with a sense of primal fear?
-The speaker associates the iPhone alarm sound with a sense of primal fear due to past experiences of being woken up by it repeatedly for an extended period, causing annoyance and disturbance to the neighbors.
What does the speaker suggest as a solution to avoid the discomfort caused by combing hair?
-The speaker humorously suggests an invention that could comb hair without the need for a comb, or alternatively, everyone going bald to eliminate the source of discomfort.
What is the speaker's opinion on wearing socks in bed?
-The speaker finds wearing socks in bed uncomfortable and would rather have no feet at all than wear socks while sleeping.
How does the speaker feel about the sound of a comb being pulled through hair?
-The speaker finds the sound of a comb being pulled through hair extremely unpleasant and suggests it should come with a content warning.
What is the promotional offer mentioned in the script for NordVPN?
-The promotional offer for NordVPN is a two-year plan plus four extra months for free with the use of the promo code 'Ice Cream Sandwich'. It also includes a 30-day money-back guarantee.
What is the speaker's suggestion for dealing with excessive sweating?
-The speaker humorously suggests the idea of liquid cooling a person, similar to how gamer computers use liquid cooling, as a way to deal with excessive sweating.
What does the speaker find particularly uncomfortable at the dentist's office?
-The speaker finds the scratchy sensation and sound of the dentist's tool used for cleaning teeth to be particularly uncomfortable.
What is the purpose of the video script's sponsor, NordVPN?
-NordVPN is a Virtual Private Network (VPN) service that provides internet protection by safeguarding users from malicious ads, malware, and intrusive tracking.
Outlines
π The Gift of Discomfort
The speaker introduces themselves as the 'fairy of discomfort' and humorously discusses the concept of sound as 'wiggly air' that our brains interpret into experiences. They share a personal anecdote about a mishap with a dishwasher set on the maximum setting, which resulted in a 'squinchy' feeling when touching the glassware. The discomfort is likened to the feeling of touching something grippy. The speaker also talks about the psychological discomfort caused by an iPhone alarm, which used to wake them up but now triggers a sense of 'primal fear' due to past associations. They contrast this with the pleasant experience of waking up to their dog's wagging tail, which they find endearing. The paragraph concludes with a question about what the audience finds uncomfortable, hinting at common discomforts like nails on a chalkboard.
π¦· Dental Discomfort and Unusual Ideas
In this paragraph, the speaker continues the theme of discomfort by describing a visit to the dentist's office, focusing on the unpleasant sensation of the dentist's scratchy cleaning tool on the teeth. They humorously suggest that there might be worse things, but quickly agree that the dental experience is indeed quite uncomfortable. The speaker then transitions to a lighter note, mentioning their intention to do a 'cozy thing' as a 'palette cleanser,' implying a desire to end on a more positive or comforting note. The paragraph is a blend of personal experiences and whimsical musings on how to avoid discomfort.
Mindmap
Keywords
π‘Discomfort
π‘Sound
π‘Sensory Experience
π‘Emotional Triggers
π‘NordVPN
π‘SponSORSHIPS
π‘Uncomfortable Sensations
π‘Humor
π‘Daily Life
π‘Innovation
π‘Personal Narrative
Highlights
The speaker introduces themselves as the 'fairy of discomfort'.
A gift is offered for being a 'good boy', implying a reward for good behavior.
An analogy is made between sound and 'wiggly air' that our brain interprets.
The discomfort of touching a glass dish cleaned on the dishwasher's max setting is described as 'squinchy'.
The speaker shares a personal story of setting alarms that caused discomfort to neighbors.
A primal fear response is triggered by the sound of an iPhone alarm, despite no longer using it to wake up.
The speaker's dog's tail wagging is a comforting sound, contrasting with the discomfort of the alarm.
A question is posed about common discomforts, such as nails on a chalkboard.
A humorous misunderstanding of VPN as 'Pringles nourishment' is corrected to 'Virtual Private Network'.
NordVPN is introduced with a promotion code 'Ice Cream Sandwich' for a discount.
The discomfort of hair, especially the sound of it being pulled from a comb, is discussed.
An idea is proposed for an invention that combs hair silently or the solution of everyone going bald.
The discomfort of wearing socks in bed is expressed, despite their benefits in other situations.
A humorous suggestion is made about liquid cooling a person, similar to gamer computers.
The worst feeling in the world is described as being at the dentist's office, specifically the scratchy cleaning tool.
The video concludes with the speaker planning to do a 'cozy thing' as a 'palette cleanser'.
Transcripts
[Music]
hey hey who are you oh I'm the fairy of
discomfort and I hear you've been a very
good boy this year what does that mean
it means I have a gift for you
ever think about how sound is just
Wiggly air that makes our brain build
things for example
summertime ice cream
tomato soup with grilled cheese
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notice how some of those made you feel
things sometimes some of that Wiggly air
or textile feeling it makes us suffer
and lately I've been thinking about the
ones that make me suffer and I'm curious
if these are normal like there was this
one time I was unloading the dishwasher
and I had made a mistake that I didn't
think would be a mistake earlier when I
was choosing all the settings for the
dishwasher I put all the settings on Max
because that's what I always did which
seems like it would make sense if you
want to clean your dishes why not choose
the setting that makes the dishes to
clean it right apparently doing it too
much can change how your glass dishes
feel I went to put away one of the
glasses and when I touched it I felt
such a discomfort that I let out an
audible yeah the best way I can describe
how it felt was squinchy like when you
touch it it feels like a squinch which
is obviously terrible it's like if glass
was more grippy this is what it sounds
like by the way
has anybody else come across this do you
know do you understand
and you look into my heart
and set up a ton of alarms that would go
off every five minutes in the morning to
wake him up for class and it would go
off for like an hour or so unfortunately
for the guys who lived in the door who's
next to us I was the same way so every
morning it was like
so now whenever I hear the iPhone alarm
I feel some kind of Primal Fear it's
terrible but the weird thing is these
days I don't wake up to an alarm anymore
I wake up when my dog wakes me up and
how she wakes me up is she'll get in the
bed and she'll start wagging her tail
morning
and you'd think
sound of her tail but I don't I love it
when she wags her tail because she's a
cutie patootie she deserves happiness at
all times what do you find uncomfortable
is it Nails on chalkboard or perhaps
sponsorships
come here what do you think VPN stands
for
[Music]
Pringles nourishment
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install it on any of your devices you
can have internet protection wherever
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not me you don't need to worry about me
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intrusive tracking all things that are
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for sponsoring this video I hate hair if
it's doing anything except for being on
ahead terrible in food on my desk
in my face
but the worst is run
the worst is when it's being pulled off
of Comb do you know that sound content
warning I'm about to play that sound
I think there should be some kind of
invention that Combs your hair without
needing to comb your hair so that we
won't have to have this horrible sound
in our ears ever or everybody could just
go bald and that would probably just
solve a ton of problems
maybe you can figure out why I hate this
one I don't know but you know sucks
it'd be kind of surprising if you didn't
but anyway socks they keep your feet
warm they are the best in Winter and can
have fun little designs on them to make
you look cool but when you wear them in
bed I would not be able to sleep I want
them off I would rather have no feet
entirely why is that
that body it would all sense to keep
them warmished when you want to be warm
and cozy which would be at night in bed
you know after working out and you get
really sweaty we're not even working out
you just like when you get really sweaty
and then your shirt also gets extra
sweaty and then somebody comes along and
tries to hug you I don't even want my
shirt to be touching me let alone some
other person when I'm sweaty
[Music]
possible to liquid cool a person sure
saying that out loud makes me seem
really dumb but like if you take you
know those gamer computers that have
liquid cooling in them could you do that
with a shirt and then put that shirt on
a person I think that would be
cool
I think one of the worst feelings in the
world is at the dentist's office you go
in the dentist office you need your
teeth cleaned they're like hi I'm here
to help you but then they crack out that
little scratchy thing and then they
scratch your teeth some of you may be
asking I can think of way worse things
such as what if this happened yeah it is
worse than that okay anyway that's about
all now if you'll excuse me I'm gonna go
do a cozy thing as a palette cleanser
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