If I Blink, Mario Teleports
Summary
TLDRIn this entertaining and quirky challenge, the player attempts to beat 'Super Mario Odyssey' without blinking. Each blink results in Mario being teleported to a random location, adding a humorous and difficult twist to the game. The video captures the struggle and hilarity as the player navigates through various kingdoms, battles bosses, and collects moons, all while trying to keep their eyes wide open. The commentary is filled with wit and frustration, making for a lighthearted and amusing gaming experience.
Takeaways
- 😀 The video features a challenge where the player teleports Mario in Super Mario Odyssey every time they blink.
- 😅 The player expresses nervousness about the challenge but decides to start anyway.
- 😲 The goal is to get teleported to the top of Top Hat Tower and finish fights without blinking.
- 😩 The player struggles to keep their eyes open, leading to discomfort and watering eyes.
- 😃 The player manages to complete several sections and boss fights despite the difficulty.
- 😟 The challenge involves significant frustration and unintended teleports, making the gameplay chaotic.
- 😳 The player comments on the absurdity and difficulty of the challenge, questioning why they are doing it.
- 😵 The player frequently needs to give their eyes a break by closing them during cut scenes.
- 🤔 The player reflects on the nature of content creation and how unusual challenges can still engage viewers.
- 😜 Despite the discomfort and frustration, the player humorously interacts with the audience, maintaining engagement.
Q & A
What is the unique challenge the player has implemented in playing Super Mario Odyssey in the video?
-The player has implemented a challenge where every time they blink, the character Mario teleports to a random location within the game.
How does the player feel about the challenge they have created?
-The player finds the challenge to be one of the 'stupidest' and most difficult they have ever done, but also hilarious.
What is the player's initial goal in the challenge?
-The player's initial goal is to blink and teleport Mario to the top of the Top Hat Tower.
How does the game handle blinking during cutscenes?
-During cutscenes, the player is allowed to blink without causing Mario to teleport.
What is the player's strategy for dealing with boss fights in the challenge?
-The player tries to avoid blinking during boss fights, and if they get warped out of the boss arena, they are brought back to it.
How does the player feel about the challenge as they progress?
-The player feels exhausted and finds it increasingly difficult to keep their eyes open, even feeling it in their eyes.
What is the player's approach to getting moons in the game while avoiding blinking?
-The player tries to get moons quickly by not blinking and strategically positioning themselves to collect them after certain actions or events.
How does the player handle the situation when they are teleported to inconvenient locations?
-The player tries to make the best of the situation, often joking about it, and attempts to find a way to continue the challenge from the new location.
What is the player's reaction to the challenge when they are near the end of the game?
-The player expresses disbelief at how far they've come and continues to push through the challenge, despite the difficulty.
How does the player feel about their performance in the challenge?
-The player feels a mix of exhaustion, disbelief, and a sense of accomplishment for being able to complete parts of the challenge.
What is the player's final strategy for the last part of the challenge?
-The player's final strategy is to avoid blinking as much as possible, especially during critical moments like boss fights, and to use cutscenes as opportunities to blink safely.
Outlines
🎮 Introduction to the Challenge
The video introduces a unique challenge in Super Mario Odyssey where Mario teleports every time the player blinks. The host expresses nervousness about the challenge but decides to start, explaining how blinking causes Mario to teleport unpredictably, aiming to reach specific objectives despite the difficulty.
👀 Blinking Through Cap Kingdom
The player navigates Cap Kingdom, struggling to avoid blinking during crucial moments. Despite challenges, the player finds some success, managing to complete tasks and boss fights. The video captures the frustration and humor in dealing with the blinking mechanic while making progress.
🌊 Lake Kingdom Adventures
Moving to Lake Kingdom, the player continues the challenge, encountering obstacles and utilizing cut scenes to blink. The video highlights the player's attempts to strategize around blinking to achieve goals, showing both successes and setbacks in a humorous and engaging manner.
🏙️ Metro Kingdom Mayhem
In Metro Kingdom, the player faces increased difficulty but manages to find and collect moons. The video emphasizes the physical toll of the challenge on the player, with watery eyes and exhaustion setting in. Despite this, the player maintains a positive and determined attitude.
❄️ Snow Kingdom Trials
The player tackles Snow Kingdom, dealing with the teleportation mechanic in various sub-areas. The video showcases the player's resilience and creativity in overcoming the challenge, with moments of frustration and triumph as they navigate the game's obstacles.
🌋 Luncheon Kingdom Trials
In Luncheon Kingdom, the challenge continues with the player making strategic blinks to collect moons and complete tasks. The video captures the player's growing confidence and skill in managing the blinking mechanic, leading to successful progress through the kingdom.
🏰 Ruined Kingdom Challenges
Facing the Ruined Kingdom, the player deals with a tough boss fight, attempting to minimize blinks. The video highlights the difficulty of the challenge, with moments of near defeat and eventual success, showcasing the player's determination and persistence.
🐉 The Final Challenge
The player encounters the final boss fight, trying to keep their eyes open to avoid teleporting. The video concludes with the player pushing through exhaustion to complete the challenge, ending on a humorous note about the toll it has taken on their eyes.
Mindmap
Keywords
💡Super Mario Odyssey
💡teleports
💡challenge
💡cut scenes
💡Top Hat Tower
💡eye drops
💡boss fights
💡moons
💡jump rope
💡winks
Highlights
Player implemented a challenge where blinking causes Mario to teleport in Super Mario Odyssey.
The challenge is described as one of the most amusing yet absurd things the player has attempted.
The player aims to reach the top of the Top Hat Tower without blinking.
During cutscenes, the player is allowed to blink without consequence.
The player finds it difficult to keep track of where they are being teleported to.
The challenge includes not blinking during boss fights.
The player discovers that blinking during a warp brings them back to the boss arena.
The player experiences eye strain and considers the challenge to be exhausting.
There are moments where the player can get moons quickly if they don't blink.
The player contemplates the possibility of blinking not being registered during winks.
The player finds a strategy to beat the boss Rango without blinking.
The player jokes about the absurdity of their challenge and the content they create.
The player experiences frustration with the camera during the challenge.
The player finds empowerment in taking their hands off the controller during the game.
The player attempts to beat the game without blinking, which they acknowledge is an extreme challenge.
The player humorously considers the implications of their challenge on their health.
The player finds the challenge surprisingly easy at times, despite its absurdity.
The player contemplates the difficulty of not blinking during platforming sections.
The player experiences a moment of victory by beating a boss without blinking.
The player finds humor in the live chat's reactions to their challenge.
The player reflects on the absurdity of their situation and the entertainment value of their challenge.
Transcripts
today I'm playing Super Mario Odyssey
but every time I blink Mario teleports
yes this is a real working thing we
actually implemented into the game and
is probably one of the stupidest
challenges I have ever done but that
made it
hilarious enjoy the video here here here
in case you don't believe
me well I guess I cannot delay it any
longer I'm just going to get started as
nervous as I am for this challenge I
think I just need a start so um it's
quite literal what we're doing here what
I am playing in game if I blink Mario
teleports somewhere now I don't know
where I teleported there that's not
supposed to
happen um ideally I want to get
teleported up to the top of top hat
Tower so I'm just going to keep blinking
until that happens come on no no no no
no there we go all right so now I just
need to not blink until I finish the
fight uh should be easy enough I hate
this already man all right um I think
during cut scenes I can blink so that's
like a little bit of leeway there now
just can I blink now if I blink now will
something bad happen I'm concerned uh
okay we're good we're good we're good
we're good I hate this already it's been
a minute I already feel it in my eyes
that was a fast cap Kingdom though I
saved time over a normal cap
Kingdom oh what okay sure um
uh okay I guess it's very convenient
that if you get Warped out of a Boss
Arena you get brought back to it but I I
need I need to not blink for long enough
to get a hit all right uh don't blink
don't
blink all right I'm just going to close
my eyes for a second all right all right
all right play the game I can do this
all right just give myself a break all
right where is everything where's
everything my eyes are watering my eyes
are watering I blinked all right don't
blink don't blink I think this is the
last hit oh my God okay okay it's been 3
minutes I am already exhausted I feel
like there's going to be a lot of parts
during this stream where I'm just
talking with my eyes Clos to give myself
a break okay so if I don't blink there
are two moons I can get really quickly
one right up here cool and then one
right below okay we're done I think I'm
just going to try and not blink until I
get to the Odyssey all right we have
we're good oh my God just blink guys I'm
trying to beat the game here if I blink
I could be anywhere but if I look away
and blink well that's just cheating cuz
then I can't Rec recognize my face wink
I don't know if Winks count all
right all right I guess the answer is
sometimes um put me somewhere better
that works sure we'll do another boss
I'm up here I can it'll do the fun thing
where if I get Warped somewhere I just
get brought back to the arena which is
incredible huh no no no no I need to go
back you're supposed to Bubble me back
what did I do no all right whatever I
guess we're doing something else guys I
don't I don't know if I can can make it
to this Moon I don't know if I can make
it I don't know if I can make it I don't
know if I can make
it okay where are we why are we over
here
again I just realized the camera is
going to the Boss Arena because it still
thinks I'm in the fight that's really
annoying I mean if I can get never mind
I was going to try and get into the
inverted pyramid hey give me this Moon
wait what happens if
I oh oh no come on I hate this camera so
much I would be reading chat more here
but it's very hard to you guys are
probably saying stuff I just can't
really respond because there's just so
much attention going into like blinking
or not blinking all right if I can clip
into the arena I can at least try and
maybe get back to the Harriet
fight first try come on no no no no no
no no no no no no no all right we're
good what do I want to do now wait what
happens if I chat I don't know if I'm
getting through this room I have to do
that entire section over there without
blinking all right maybe if I work
towards it I think the game's trying to
tell me to leave there we go okay I can
do this I can do this man what is
content come to why am I doing this why
am I doing this wait now I'm out oh no
okay okay don't blink don't blink don't
blink this is really important if I
blink now I get teleported back to the
ground we're going for the moon all
right keep your eyes open it's very
important we're good oh cool treasure
that's awesome all right get me out of
here come on
cool do I want to go for the boss
again I guess not um there's a moon over
here okay this is very weird it's just
like all right teleport somewhere where
did I teleport can I get a moon no no no
no no no maybe gosh dang it this kingdom
is so big hypothetically though if I get
lucky enough I could teleport right up
there to the painting Moon that's pretty
unlikely okay um One More Moon got to
think of a plan
I'm not doing Harriet okay bear with me
oh God this
hurts oh I think I even blinked there
but it didn't count it oh I got so lucky
for Blink if you need help yeah let's do
Lake first Lake seems like it would be
easier than wooded maybe I'm wrong but
you'd think it'd be easier foreshadowing
what do you mean foreshadowing all right
don't blink at the beginning there's a
moon right there awesome now if I don't
blink after the Moon cut scene ends
there's another moon right here it'll be
fine where am I oh God this
is oh no give me in a subaran I don't
want to deal with that I don't want to I
do not want to deal with this it was for
shadowing oh no oh come on get me off of
here there we go I'm so glad it stops
running during cut scenes like getting a
moon is almost like a reward for real
life me because oh come on because it's
like a break IM moons yeah the moons are
my eye drops I'm trying to get somewhere
useful wait if I can beat the boss fight
without blinking I'm done with the
kingdom all
right keep it going can I beat Rango
without blinking it's like one of the
fastest
fight okay I don't know if this counts
as a cut scene I'm just not going to
take the
risk I am so talented who would have
expected the Mario YouTuber to say I'm
so talented after beating a boss without
blinking
we truly are at the end of Nintendo
content it's gone too far yeah it's a
good thing the switch 2 is announced
because if this is all I can come up
with now what's going to be next I don't
know if I want to know all right wooden
there's like two moons at the beginning
here if I don't blink which would be
awesome cool nice ooh and another oh and
this whole thing's like a cut scene I
can blink as much as I want it feels
good I'm like actually crying a bit
that's probably not a good sign for my
health okay uh this is right by the
story Moon I can work with that and I'm
gone uh nothing's up here I can get the
nut right there now get the nut down
here it's like the any% route back in
the day maybe the any% rout still like
this I don't know all right and then we
we flooded
pipe I am so good at this game oh my God
watch
this ow no no run I am so
talented please help all right here we
go
and oh no
go close enough
and all right controllers controllers
controllers and there we
go oh no wait wait I can't leave now how
do I get out wait I can warp I can warp
I got to say there's something so
empowering about like taking your hands
off your controller and then just
looking at the game and then
going I feel so powerful normally when I
go into these challenges I go in with
the mind I go in with here let me let me
get somewhere better I go I go in with
the mindset that oh I'm going to try and
beat all the boss fights in the game I
had that same mindset here and now that
I'm playing I realized how insane of an
idea that is and it is not happening I
am just beating this under any means
necessary come on I was right by a moon
wait I'm right by a different Moon oh my
God and we're good all right on to Cloud
so cloud is entrance sing normally if
you were to teleport or something like
that with Bowser's hat on the game would
soft lock so when I have Bowser's hat on
I technically can't teleport right
however that doesn't mean I'm not going
to try and beat the fight without
blinking um give me a second
chat oh God I I spilled it oh no all
right oh god oh okay I can do this all
right all right all right we're good
that's one yeah I feel like this is the
most oh my God the most Fair way to do
this fight given the
circumstances all right one more hit oh
perfect perfect spot I can do the fast
Strat again okay all right just don't
blink we did it I'm going to be real I
think the eye drops helped I do feel a
bit better yeah it's like distilled
water and a tiny bit of stuff in him oh
that was fast I just blink once and um
yeah kto okay sure but watch this I can
blink teleport right to klepto and kill
him or I I'm I'm close I'm close Okay
okay don't blink cut scene's over get
him after getting this Moon all right
blink during the cut scene use my use my
eye frames I guess no go okay it worked
it worked it worked we're close we're
close we're close there we go we got
Cappy yeah it's official we're calling
any cut scene is now an eye frame
meaning I can blink because my eye is
safe during those frames and and we're
good take me back to the Odyssey game
please please please whatever close
enough we should all refrain from
blinking as support forer no don't do
that I'm not saying you shouldn't blink
matter of fact i' I'd recommend you you
do
blink okay this works I can work with
this all right up we go cool now we're
like there I just need to not blink and
do the trick jump oh no that was like
a cool all right um I meant to to do
that
yeah gosh dang it now let's try this
again me just like really make sure I
don't do it all right now I just got to
all right we're good come on I make such
a stupid face when I'm trying not to
blame no no no no no no no we're good oh
I get a break okay now I just need to
get 15 moons like every challenge how
possible is jump rope how far can I get
that did not take long where am I guys I
think we killed Mario so here's the plan
I warped Main Street entrance we go
immediately to jump rope I'm blinking as
much as I can right now and then we for
real see how far I can get cuz I am not
accepting zero as my score okay I hate
this already I just want everyone to
take a moment and think about what
exactly gosh dang it what exactly
they're watching right now they're
watching somebody play jump rope and
Odyssey while trying not to Blink how
did we get here and I don't just mean
you I mean me too oh bench frch bench
frch bench FRS I'm just going to stare
right into him everything will be fine
that's good I guess I can get the
musician over here every once in a while
we just have these long stretches where
like I actually just am not blinking and
it makes me wonder like should I be
concerned is this like bad all right
well I I relapsed okay all right I'm
trying this
again okay I we're not trying jump rope
anymore I give up completely all right I
think this is doable a matter of fact
wrong way come on we're closer that
didn't work at
all that did though you could say it was
intentional all right let's try this
again and warp and warp close enough all
right I think this could be very
easy awesome it worked just as planned
no dinosaur to be seen but can I make it
no no forward that's better that's
better
okay even better there we go we are done
with Metro and back to the Odyssey back
to the Odyssey back to the Odyssey here
if I make it like one of the YouTubers
like no that still doesn't work either
yeah why don't YouTubers do blink
transitions like a transition every time
they blink snow dram time you're so
right I'm about to do the coolest snow
dram ever here we go
and I thought it worked for a second I
thought I thought I was sliding down on
top of it
huhuh what where am I oh my God snow
dram what did I say guys what did I say
uh where am I now by Sharia okay
cool cut scene skip did you guys see
that time
save they just wared back like 5 ft all
right I need to not blink for a moment
here oh I'm still down here this is
awesome okay I can work with this okay
oh can I only warp within this room or
am I just really lucky I don't know I
might just be lucky I'll take it though
like all the different rooms in chavaria
are in the same level so I think I can
technically warp between them or I'm
just getting really lucky all right I
don't think snow will be that hard then
if I mainly warp just within the room it
should not be that bad especially if I'm
going to do whole sections like that
without blinking oh my gosh and then
after I do
it uh I'm in a different room fighting
Rango now I was supposed to Warp below
the moon and it was going to be awesome
I've beaten this guy without bleaking
before I can do it
[Music]
again uh that just happened okay this is
kind of rough actually I only have one
Health stay away Rango please I'm going
to die I'm going to oh my God that was
intentional I did that on purpose that's
two hits and then we combo him for the
last oh my gosh oh thank you all right
get me out of here oh I'm back here all
right let's get out
and I'm back and I'm
here I hate this get me out of here no
not to here somewhere else no all right
all right calm down I can get out of
this if I just stop blinking come on I'm
almost there
no okay let's get a different Moon let's
do a different room cuz that other one
hates me I don't know what happens if I
blink in here so I'm just going to try
and not find out yes okay now I just got
to finish the rest of the room without
blinking come on it's right there please
okay we're done we're done I was here I
guess that really is just this entire
Challenge in a nutshell YouTuber beats
Mario sub area without blinking that's
the headline and I'll be honest I think
it's a headline worth subscribing over
yeah I don't know if you can see it on
the camera but my eyes are like so teary
right now give me like 10 seconds of no
warps there we go that's our first moon
and there's not really any close ones
so try that again I can work with this
got it and go another close Moon how
convenient oh God my eyes are so watery
man but we got it all right and blink
shop perfect so if I can make it from
the shop to the sub area that's right
behind the shop we'll have two easy
moons all right
perfect see just like that I told you
it'd be two easy moons I can probably
just get this one without even blinking
again pretty good I think seaside's
going to be easy I'm going to be honest
at this point this is going really well
and actually I don't blink here we don't
blink here that's the Strat no wait yes
never mind blinking was the Strat and
again we're good there's a moon right up
here what can I say the game's easy this
isn't a challenge we're on good Pace
early in an hour and 6 minutes I thought
this was going to take like longer than