Marjorie Taylor Greene Begs Christian Women to Stop Sexualizing Themselves & We Prank Trumpers!

Jimmy Kimmel Live
23 Feb 202412:34

Summary

TLDRThe script humorously covers a range of topics from the historic landing of the spacecraft Adicus on the moon, marking the first U.S. lunar landing since 1972 and the introduction of commercial space landings, to more terrestrial matters like KFC's latest food innovation, the 'cheet.' It delves into the whimsical expansion of Lent-approved menu items to include beavers, muskrats, and capybaras, reflecting on changing religious dietary guidelines. The narrative also touches on Florida's proposed social media ban for under-16s, a critique of Marjorie Taylor Greene's views on female modesty, and the contradictions in Fox News' economic reporting. The script concludes with a social experiment highlighting partisan bias by swapping quotes between Trump and Biden, revealing deep-seated political biases.

Takeaways

  • ๐ŸŒ The United States has successfully landed a spacecraft named Adicus on the moon, the first such landing since 1972.
  • ๐Ÿš€ Adicus represents the first commercial spacecraft to land on the moon, tasked with delivering camera and radio equipment for NASA.
  • ๐Ÿ“บ NASA humorously announced the delivery of equipment to the moon, likening it to an Amazon delivery.
  • ๐Ÿ• KFC has introduced a new product called the 'cheet', a pizza made entirely out of fried chicken.
  • ๐ŸฅŸ During Lent, the Catholic Church's dietary guidelines have expanded to include water-dwelling animals like beavers, muskrats, and capybaras as acceptable foods.
  • ๐Ÿฌ Long John Silvers has adapted its menu to include Lent-friendly options such as beaver, muskrat, capybara, and alligator.
  • ๐Ÿ“ฒ Florida has passed a bill banning children under 16 from using social media platforms like TikTok, Snapchat, or Instagram.
  • ๐Ÿ“ Marjorie Taylor Greene made a statement on social conservatism, critiquing the sexualization of women in conservative Christian circles.
  • ๐Ÿ† The Dow Jones Industrial Average reached a new all-time high, contrasting claims of economic downturn under the current administration.
  • ๐Ÿ“ A social experiment revealed that some Trump supporters criticized actions and quotes when attributed to Joe Biden, but defended or rationalized them when correctly attributed to Donald Trump.

Q & A

  • What is the significance of the spacecraft Adicus' landing on the moon?

    -Adicus represents the first vehicle launched from the United States to land on the moon since 1972, marking a significant milestone in space exploration and the first commercial spacecraft to land on the moon.

  • What was Adicus' mission on the moon?

    -Its mission was to deliver camera and radio equipment for NASA.

  • How does the script humorously describe humanity's achievements with Adicus' mission?

    -The script humorously describes it as Humanity finally beginning to Amazon garbage the surface of the Moon, highlighting the commercial nature of the mission.

  • What is the 'cheet' as described in the script?

    -The 'cheet' is described as KFC's latest culinary creation, a pizza made out of fried chicken.

  • How does the script satirize the idea of what can be considered 'lent-friendly' food?

    -The script satirizes it by mentioning unusual choices like beavers, muskrats, capybaras, and even a muskrat-beaver-capybara-gator feast, suggesting these are now acceptable for Lent due to their water-dwelling nature.

  • What legislation did the Florida state senate pass concerning children and social media?

    -The Florida state senate passed a bill that will ban all social media for children under 16, making it illegal for them to go on platforms like TikTok, Snapchat, or Instagram.

  • What does the script say about Marjorie Taylor Green's comments on conservative Christian women?

    -The script critiques Marjorie Taylor Green's comments on conservative Christian women, suggesting they should not conform to the world's sexualization but be modest, which is presented as hypocritical and humorous given the context.

  • How does the script portray the confusion over Donald Trump's and Joe Biden's actions and statements?

    -The script portrays confusion by conducting a social experiment where Trump supporters are asked about Biden's controversial actions, which are actually Trump's actions, revealing a bias in their perceptions.

  • What mixed messages does the script suggest Fox News delivers about the economy?

    -The script suggests Fox News delivers mixed messages by criticizing the economy under Biden, yet also reporting on positive economic indicators like job growth and record highs in the stock market.

  • What is the humorous takeaway from the social experiment conducted in South Carolina according to the script?

    -The humorous takeaway is that people's political biases can make them criticize actions or statements from one politician but excuse or rationalize the same from a politician they support.

Outlines

00:00

๐ŸŒ• Back on the Moon and Earth's Culinary Adventures

This segment highlights the significant achievement of the spacecraft Adicus, marking the first U.S. moon landing since 1972 and its role as the first commercial spacecraft to touch the moon's surface, tasked with delivering NASA equipment. In a humorous turn, the script shifts focus to Earth, specifically to KFC's introduction of a pizza made entirely from fried chicken, dubbed the 'cheet.' It playfully critiques the bizarre culinary creation and segues into discussions about dietary practices during Lent, mentioning the Vatican's updated list of permissible foods, which now includes beavers, muskrats, and capybaras, predominantly water-dwelling animals. The narrative humorously explores this update through the lens of fast-food offerings and the peculiar inclusion of exotic meats in the Lenten diet, culminating in a satirical ad for Long John Silvers featuring unconventional Lent-friendly meals.

05:02

๐Ÿ“ฑ Social Media Bans and Political Commentary

This paragraph delves into a variety of topics, starting with Florida's legislative move to ban social media usage for individuals under 16, a decision sponsored by State Senator Aon Growl. The script humorously speculates on the enforcement challenges and societal implications of this ban. It then transitions into a critique of Marjorie Taylor Greene's social media conduct and beliefs, juxtaposing her conservative stance on women's representation with her own actions and statements. The segment further explores Donald Trump's engagement with religious communities and his assertion of Christian identity, despite evidence to the contrary. Lastly, it touches on the economic narratives being constructed by different media outlets, particularly Fox News, highlighting the contradictions in reporting on the U.S. economy under the Biden administration, with a satirical take on the confusion and bias inherent in political and economic discourse.

10:04

๐Ÿ”„ Political Beliefs and Social Experiments

The final paragraph focuses on a social experiment conducted in South Carolina, where individuals were asked about their opinions on controversial statements and actions attributed to Joe Biden, which were actually made by Donald Trump. The responses reveal a stark contrast in reactions when the same actions are attributed to different political figures, highlighting biases and the impact of misinformation. The experiment uncovers the challenges in distinguishing between political rhetoric and factual actions, and the ease with which public opinion can be swayed based on political allegiance. It serves as a commentary on the current political climate, where facts are often overshadowed by loyalty to political figures, leading to polarized and inconsistent views on similar behaviors.

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Keywords

๐Ÿ’กAdicus

Adicus, referred to affectionately as OD by its 'friends', symbolizes a significant milestone in space exploration within the video's context. It represents the first vehicle launched from the United States to land on the moon since 1972, highlighting a resurgence in lunar exploration. This spacecraft's mission, to deliver camera and radio equipment for NASA, underscores the ongoing human curiosity and technological ambition aimed at understanding and utilizing space for scientific and potentially commercial purposes.

๐Ÿ’กCommercial space

The term 'commercial space' within the video signifies a groundbreaking achievement where Adicus is celebrated as the first commercial spacecraft to land on the moon. This reflects the evolving landscape of space exploration, where private entities and commercial interests are increasingly pivotal. It marks a transition from solely government-led missions to a new era where private companies play a significant role in advancing space technology and exploration.

๐Ÿ’กCheet

The 'cheet' is humorously presented as KFC's latest culinary creation, a pizza made entirely out of fried chicken. This concept is used to satirize the extremes of fast-food innovation, suggesting a culture of excess and questioning the nutritional value of such creations. The mention of this product within the video serves as a critique of consumer culture and the fast-food industry's continual push towards novel, often outrageous, food items.

๐Ÿ’กLent

Lent is a significant period in the Christian liturgical calendar, leading up to Easter, focused on fasting, prayer, and penance. The video humorously discusses how the traditional Lenten practice of abstaining from meat on Fridays has evolved to include unconventional alternatives like beavers, muskrats, and capybaras in certain regions. This serves to highlight the adaptability of religious practices to local contexts and the broader theme of how traditions evolve over time.

๐Ÿ’กSocial media ban

The mention of a bill passed in Florida to ban social media for children under 16 reflects societal concerns about the impact of digital platforms on minors. It underscores the ongoing debate about the balance between freedom of access to information and protecting young individuals from potential harms online. The video uses this example to question the feasibility of enforcing such a ban and the broader implications for digital freedom and parental control.

๐Ÿ’กMarjorie Taylor Greene

Marjorie Taylor Greene is presented in the video as a controversial figure whose comments on modesty and femininity are critiqued for perceived hypocrisy and narrow-mindedness. Her statements about conservative Christian women and their role as models of modesty are used to illustrate the tension between personal beliefs and public behavior, especially for public figures. The video uses her example to discuss the broader theme of political rhetoric versus personal conduct.

๐Ÿ’กEconomy

The economy is a recurring theme in the video, particularly in the context of contrasting narratives between perceived success and failure under different administrations. The discussion highlights how economic indicators like the stock market, job growth, and inflation can be interpreted in varying ways to support political narratives. This reflects the complexity of economic issues and the challenge in attributing success or failure to specific policies or administrations.

๐Ÿ’กBidenomics

Bidenomics refers to the economic policies and approaches associated with President Joe Biden's administration. The video juxtaposes Fox News' critical coverage of these policies with actual economic indicators showing growth and recovery. This contrast is used to explore the media's role in shaping public perception of economic health and the political motivations that may influence such portrayals.

๐Ÿ’กSocial experiment

The video concludes with a social experiment conducted with Donald Trump supporters, asking them to react to controversial actions and quotes falsely attributed to Joe Biden, which were actually Trump's. This experiment serves to illustrate the power of partisan bias in shaping individuals' perceptions and judgments about political figures. It underscores the broader theme of how deeply entrenched political loyalties can influence one's ability to objectively assess information.

๐Ÿ’กFlat footed clip flop

This humorous phrase is used at the end of the video to symbolize the inconsistency and flexibility in people's beliefs or standards, depending on the political figure in question. It reflects the video's overarching message about the selective outrage and double standards that can pervade political discourse, where similar actions by different individuals are judged differently based on political allegiance.

Highlights

We're back on the moon after more than 50 years with the spacecraft Adicus, marking a significant milestone as the first commercial spacecraft to land on the moon.

NASA humorously announces the delivery of camera and radio equipment to the moon by Adicus, likening it to an Amazon delivery.

KFC unveils the 'cheet,' a pizza made entirely out of fried chicken, sparking humor and disbelief.

The Vatican's updated Lent menu now includes unconventional water animals like beavers, muskrats, and capybaras.

Long John Silvers offers a Lent-friendly menu with unique items like beer-battered capybara and deep-fried muskrat tail.

Florida passes a bill banning all social media use for children under 16, sparking discussion on its enforcement and impact on kids.

Marjorie Taylor Greene criticizes conservative Christian women for conforming to the world's sexualization, advocating for modesty.

Donald Trump visits the National Religious Broadcasters convention, humorously asserting his Christian identity.

Fox News struggles to reconcile reporting on the strong economy under Biden with their narrative of economic decline.

A social experiment reveals Trump supporters' criticism of Joe Biden's actions and quotes, which are actually attributable to Trump.

The experiment showcases the influence of political bias on perceptions of leadership and accountability.

Respondents change their stance when informed that controversial actions and quotes were actually by Trump, highlighting cognitive dissonance.

The humorous juxtaposition of serious political issues with light-hearted commentary offers a unique perspective on current events.

The transcript satirizes the complexities of modern politics, media bias, and public opinion, using humor to underscore deeper truths.

The narrative concludes with a reflection on societal polarization, where even facts have become subject to political allegiance.

Transcripts

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thank you onim the host thank for

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watching happy Friday thank you for

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joining us on um a night of scientific

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Triumph after more than 50 years I don't

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know if you heard we're back on the moon

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we uh the spacecraft adicus or OD as its

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friends call it is the first vehicle

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launched from the United States to land

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on the moon since

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1972 which is a big deal this is

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basically the space equivalent of bell

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bottoms coming back and adicus is also

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the first commercial space to land on

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the moon its mission was to deliver

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camera and radio equipment for NASA NASA

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posted this today your order was

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delivered to the moon so at long last

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Humanity has finally begun Amazon garbag

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the surface of the Moon congratulations

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everybody meanwhile history is being

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made right here on the earth too KFC has

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unveiled their latest culinary

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monstrosity it is a pizza made out of

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Fried

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Chicken called the cheet

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I know there are meetings but there's no

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way the person who came up with this was

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not high right I mean it's the shark

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NATO of food the cheats at a certain

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point KFC should just start packing a

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gun in its buckets if they're trying to

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kill their customers the cheet is not on

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the vatican's approved list of Friday

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foods during Lent you know that right

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Keo yeah many Catholics you know eat

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fish on Fridays during Lent or did I

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wake you I'm sorry no no okay yeah no no

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I was confused with the piz oh yeah

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okay but over the years the church has

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started to loosen up on what

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specifically that means so you know when

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I was growing up we never we would have

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fish or or nothing really on Fridays in

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parts of South America now the Friday

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lent menu has been updated to include

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beavers muskrats and copy

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Bara apparently the Restriction isn't

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about cows or chickens versus fish it's

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about land animals versus water animals

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and these animals that I mentioned

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mostly live in the water the kopy bar is

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erodent not only is it erodent it's

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erodent with a theme

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[Music]

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song

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K yeah and now you can sing along while

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you eat them on Fridays and Jesus gives

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it a big thumbs up they're even serving

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these uh newly cleared creatures at a

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popular fast food seafood place where

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can you find lent friendly meals for the

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whole family right here at Long John

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Silvers we've got dozens of delicious

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options that Pope Francis would flip for

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dig into a hot and juicy beer battered

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Cappy bar no chewy deep fried muskrat

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tail wet and furry whole booil beaver

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and fresh from the Everglades wild and

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stringy Gator tots or why not have it

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all a mus Beaver Bar Gator Feast a

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musrap stuffed into a beaver crammed

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into a happy Bara all wrapped up inside

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a Florida favorite ooh we enjoying your

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meal as you can see I hated my

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mustrat lent just got lit at Long John

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Silvers and don't forget a steaming bowl

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of beaver penis now that's good eaten

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make every Friday a good Friday

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yum all right so to bring everyone up to

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date gays can get married masturbation

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still a sin life begins a conception and

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it's okay to eat an Otter on a Friday

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night all right in Florida where the

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copy Barrow run wild the state senate

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just passed a bill that will ban all

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social media for children under 16 it

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will soon be illegal for Florida kids to

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go on Tik Tok Snapchat or Instagram

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still legal in Florida everything

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else the bill was sponsored by state

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senator Aon growl who is obviously

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someone who got bullied by teenagers

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online she um introd produ this how they

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plan to enforce it I do not know these

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kids are going to go nuts imagine not

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being allowed on Tik Tok until you're 16

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does this mean at 50 and you can get a

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twerker permit how does it work but

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maybe it's a good idea we should

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probably all be banned from social media

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especially margerie Taylor green she is

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uh this is a beauty yesterday she wrote

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this is long bear with me this might be

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an unpopular opinion and could hurt some

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feelings there are many Conservative

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Christian women who are influencers or

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leaders that are selling themselves

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short and not being good Role Models by

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conforming to the world's sexualization

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of women if you are a conservative and a

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Christian you know you don't have to

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express yourself in sexual ways and you

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know you are attractive by dressing nice

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and feminine and you can be beautiful

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and modest at the same time men will

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respect you more and think of you much

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more highly than just a sexual object

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for gratification it's also good to not

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tempt your Christian Brothers and cause

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them to stumble as preservative

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Christian women let us always be an

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example to girls and young women by

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displaying actions that are Faith

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believes and do not conform to the

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patterns of this Fallen World be the

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light don't fall into the darkness

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Marjorie Taylor green I think she's just

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jealous none of the men in town want to

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take her to see Beetlejuice I don't

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know but I love that the woman who looks

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like a High School linebacker and a

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dress is telling other women to be

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feminine and this is good too an hour

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before Clan mom posted that she called

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for the judge that finded Donald Trump

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in New York to be disrobed judge angaran

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should be disrobed thrown out yeah get

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him naked and throw him out it's you

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know Marg I think is still working

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pretty hard trying to be Trump's running

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mate even though he doesn't seem to be

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interested in that she even followed him

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to South Carolina

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today you can hear the excitement here

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in the crowd they're cheering and

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they're excited to see President come

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yes they want to see

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President want excited to see President

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come she learned to speak English from

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Cookie

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Monster meanwhile Donald Donald Trump's

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been getting around he popped into the

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National Religious broadcasters

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International Christian Media convention

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and I like when he shows up to religious

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events because he does such a good job

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of convincing the crowd he's one of them

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as you know the left is trying to shame

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Christians they try and shame us us I'm

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a very proud Christian

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actually sure you are I mean you can't

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get that guy out of church people don't

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know the the Jay and Donald J Trump

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stands for

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Jesus meanwhile um the clock is ticking

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on that $454 million Trump owes the

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state of New York now yesterday the

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judge rejected Trump's request to delay

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the appeals process he wrote you have

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failed to explain much less justify any

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basis for a stay which is exactly what

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Trump says every time Don Jr wants to

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visit maral Lago but to hear Trump tell

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it our economy is a mess and a lot of

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people believe that even though it isn't

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true the stock market had their best day

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in over a year yesterday today the Dow

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hit a new all-time record it which makes

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life very difficult for Fox News they

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know Trump is watch always watching like

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Santa Claus so they have to vacillate

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between telling us how devastating bid

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nomics is for the economy and

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simultaneously reporting what is

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actually going on how far down will the

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Biden regime allow our economy to fall

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before it breaks the bank on every

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single American in the meantime we were

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watching something that you might have

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noticed in the corner of your screen

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here the Dow has never been higher than

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this that is a new record Biden

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shouldn't be running a Victory lap or

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even running for re-election because

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he's put a bullet in the head of the

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American dream meanwhile the US Labor

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Market starting this year RedHot

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employers adding a surprisingly strong

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353,000 jobs last month the economy is

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in an inflationary nightmare 3.3% GDP

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growth in the fourth quarter a

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incredible gang busters Employment

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Number this past Friday inflation has

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been slashed everything was better under

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Trump by every measurement every

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barometer the Dow closing at another

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record high it's seventh record of the

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year he's bringing back Biden nomics now

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of course he didn't have much to say

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because there's very little good news on

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the economy to share well there is good

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news in the economy Brett I mean

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inflation has indeed moderated growth

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has been strong the stock market is

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hitting records it's as if the Biden

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Administration burps out these

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statistics oh everything's great the

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economy is not just good it's

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great I think Fox might be bipolar you

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know the whole country might be bipolar

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we don't agree on anything anymore even

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facts now are a matter of opinion

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everything is colored red or blue so uh

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we decided to conduct a little social

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experiment we sent a camera crew to

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South Carolina ahead of the primary

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there tomorrow we asked people who

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identified themselves as supporters of

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Donald Trump for their take on some of

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Joe Biden's more controversial actions

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and quotes but what we didn't tell them

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at first is that what we said wasn't

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from Joe Biden it was actually from

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Donald

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Trump do you mind if I ask you who you

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voted for in the last election Trump

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trump I'm going to guess she voted for

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trump it says Donald Trump do you mind

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if I just ask you a few questions about

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things that Biden has done in his

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administration and you can kind of give

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me your opinion on that um what did you

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think when Joe Biden suggested that

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could be cured by shining a bright light

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inside the

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body um it is very sad that Joe Biden is

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clearly a dementia patient supposedly

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hit the body with a tremendous uh

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whether it's ultraviolet or just very

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powerful light what do you think about

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Joe Biden saying that getting through

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the 80s without getting HIV was his own

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personal

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Vietnam again it's very sad his mental

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capacity

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and that that is a very um

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uneducated statement okay I'm so sorry

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these are not I got my notes mixed up

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can I ask you this question can we start

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over and me ask you with okay

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um what did you think when Donald Trump

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suggested that co could be cured by

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shining a bright light into the body it

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depends what that technology is okay um

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what you that's a broad spectrum because

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you know you have MRI machines and CT

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machines and infrared and different

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things so it just depends the context of

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that what did you think of Donald Trump

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saying that getting through the 80s

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without getting HIV was his own personal

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Vietnam

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um dementia

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patient no no I don't believe that um

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there are accusations that Joe Biden

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cheated on his wife with a porn star

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after his son was born um and there's

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actually a paper trail show and he paid

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the sex worker

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$130,000 to keep quiet about it who did

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that Joe Jo Biden and he he was making I

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think less than $100,000 a year at that

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time as a congressman I mean a senator

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and how does he do

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that you tell me would you vote for

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someone that of course not okay so Trump

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did do that Trump had a fling with

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stormmy Daniels

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$130,000 hush money yes and you're

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voting for him I am my father had

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affairs too and I still respect him how

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do you feel about Joe Biden using his

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bone spurs to dodge the Vietnam

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draft Joe Biden has a problem he isn't

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an American he isn't a patriot I'm sorry

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I asked you I said Biden and I met Trump

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so those were things that Trump trump

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yes can I ask you the question again

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with the right name I'm so sorry how do

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you feel about Donald Trump using his

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Bon first to dodge the Vietnam draft my

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brother-in-law had flat

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feet so I'm sure you cannot go into a

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military zone a Vietnam zone or any of

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the other zones with bad feet sure you

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just can't do the job I agree and it

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actually impacts the other soldiers puts

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them in danger yeah so

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no well thank you everyone first ever

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flat footed clip flop Jesus we

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everybody on

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la