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Summary
TLDRIn this lively transcript, the host, Britney, discusses her everyday life, her love for the brand Vacation, and her recent experiences with dating and self-discovery. She shares her excitement for her sister's visit and her newfound freedom after a disappointing romantic encounter. Britney also talks about her passion for music, her struggles with social media, and her commitment to expanding her mind through reading and personal growth.
Takeaways
- 🎙️ The Broski Report is hosted by Britney, who discusses her personal experiences and opinions on various topics.
- 👩 Britney emphasizes her authenticity as a 'real woman' who does everyday tasks like laundry and dishes.
- 💡 She talks about her desire for a partner who can provide a break from her blue-collar work ethic.
- 🎬 Britney references movies like 'Angus Thongs and Perfect Snogging' and 'Sherlock Holmes' as influential media in her life.
- 🍀 She shares her experience with an Irishman she was interested in, and how she feels liberated after he ghosted her.
- 🎂 Britney's sister is visiting for spring break, and they plan to enjoy 'sisterly stuff' together.
- 🍲 She reminisces about her love for Hamburger Helper and shares a humorous anecdote about cooking mishaps.
- 💌 Britney discusses a new, unconventional flirting method involving custom video edits called 'cap cut'.
- 🎶 She expresses her love for the band Still Woozy and shares her current music obsessions.
- 📚 Britney is passionate about expanding her mind through reading and is planning to read '1984' and 'East of Eden'.
- 💡 The Broski Report encourages viewers to break free from the constraints of social media and explore a wider range of interests and experiences.
Q & A
What is the main topic of the Broski Report in this transcript?
-The main topic of the Broski Report in this transcript revolves around the host's personal experiences and thoughts, including doing laundry, her appearance, her interactions with a man from Ireland, and her love for certain movies and TV shows.
Why does the host mention doing laundry and dishes?
-The host mentions doing laundry and dishes to emphasize her relatability and humanity, despite being perceived as a perfect AI-rendered human face. It's a way to connect with the audience and show that she still engages in everyday activities.
What does the host mean when she says she has her father's hands?
-The host means that her hands are not dainty or delicate like one might expect from her appearance, but rather they are strong and resemble her father's, which she associates with blue-collar work.
Which movies and TV shows does the host reference in the transcript?
-The host references 'Angus Thongs and Perfect Snogging', 'Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows', 'Iron Man 2', and 'Aquamarine' as the four pillars of media that affected her significantly.
What is the significance of the Irishman in the transcript?
-The Irishman refers to a man the host was interested in who eventually ghosted her. The host uses this experience to discuss her feelings of freedom and disappointment, and how she absorbed some of his personality traits.
What does the host mean by 'free as a bird'?
-The host uses the phrase 'free as a bird' to express her feelings of liberation and relief after the Irishman ghosted her, indicating that she feels unburdened and ready to move on.
What is the host's opinion on social media and its impact on society?
-The host expresses a negative opinion on social media, describing it as addictive and brain-rotting. She encourages breaking free from the influence of social media and exploring a wider range of experiences and knowledge beyond the online world.
What does the host plan to do to expand her mind?
-The host plans to read more books and delve into various subjects to expand her mind. She mentions reading 'East of Eden', re-reading '1984', and studying it in-depth as an adult.
What music does the host mention loving in the transcript?
-The host mentions loving Still Woozy, particularly the album with 'Goodie Bag' on it, and TV Girl, with songs like 'Pantyhose', 'Talk to Strangers', 'Lovers Rock', 'Birds Don't Sing', and 'Lucy'.
What is the host's advice regarding social media usage?
-The host advises controlling the amount of time spent on social media apps, being mindful of the privacy given to these apps, and being selective about the information consumed, as it can be addictive and detrimental to personal growth.
How does the host feel about the current state of Twitter?
-The host feels that Twitter has become a platform for illicit activities and porn, and she finds it disgusting and brain-rotting, to the point where she can no longer use the platform.
Outlines
🎤 Introduction and Personal Life
The host, Britney, opens the Broski Report with a candid discussion about her daily life, including doing laundry and embracing her imperfections. She humorously addresses her appearance, comparing herself to an AI-rendered perfect human face and asserting her authenticity as a real person with flaws. Britney also shares her desire for a partner who can appreciate her 'blue-collar' hands and provides a comical prayer of gratitude for overcoming a past relationship.
🕯️ Lifestyle and Product Endorsements
Britney talks about her love for the brand Vacation, particularly their candles, sunscreen, and tanning products. She shares her obsession with the 'Pool Boy' scented candle and her use of their sunscreen. Britney also mentions a sponsored segment about Factor meals, a ready-to-eat meal service, and another sponsorship by Tinder, encouraging listeners to find their next date through the app.
💔 Relationship Update and Personal Reflections
Britney discusses her recent experience with ghosting and the emotional impact it had on her. She talks about preparing herself for the end of a connection with an Irishman and how she feels liberated afterwards. She also reflects on her past behavior of seeking attention from men and expresses her disappointment in the situation.
🍲 Food and Culinary Adventures
In this segment, Britney reminisces about her love for Hamburger Helper, particularly the cheesy enchilada flavor. She shares a humorous anecdote from college involving a dangerous cooking mishap with hot turkey grease. Britney also talks about her current food cravings and the challenges of avoiding gluten due to medical reasons.
🎶 Media Influence and Personal Growth
Britney reflects on the cultural impact of movies like 'Angus Thongs and Perfect Snogging' and 'Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows'. She discusses her admiration for the character development and wit in these films, which inspired her to become a well-rounded individual with a broad understanding of various subjects. Britney also expresses her desire to break free from the constraints of social media and explore a wider range of interests and experiences.
🎵 Music and Upcoming Reads
Britney shares her current music obsessions, including Still Woozy and TV Girl, and provides a brief overview of her favorite tracks and albums. She also talks about her reading goals for the year, mentioning plans to read 'East of Eden' and re-read '1984' with a focus on annotation and in-depth study. Britney encourages her audience to take control of their media consumption and seek out more enriching experiences beyond social media.
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Keywords
💡Broski Report
💡Laundry
💡AI
💡Flirting
💡Vitamin D
💡Social Media
💡Cultural Curiosity
💡Music
💡Silk Pillowcases
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Highlights
Britney discusses the authenticity of her persona and the relatability of doing everyday tasks like laundry and dishes.
She humorously talks about her hands resembling her father's, who she describes as a blue-collar worker.
Britney references her desire for a partner who can provide a break from her hands' laborious work.
She shares a personal anecdote about hoping to have more delicate hands if she ever loses weight.
Britney makes a cultural reference to the movie 'Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging', highlighting its impact on her.
She humorously discusses her decision not to wear a green hat for St. Patrick's Day due to her editors' request.
Britney talks about her love for the brand 'Vacation' and its business-themed products, showing her appreciation for good design.
She shares her experience of being 'ghosted' by someone she was interested in, and her emotional journey afterwards.
Britney humorously discusses her freedom after the end of her interest in the 'Irishman', using religious and pop culture references.
She talks about her excitement for her sister's visit and their plans to go to Disney, highlighting the importance of sisterly bonding.
Britney shares her innovative method of flirting using personalized video edits, emphasizing the importance of being true to one's unique self.
She discusses the impact of social media on mental health and the importance of curating one's online experience.
Britney emphasizes the importance of reading and expanding one's knowledge beyond the influence of social media.
She talks about her love for music, specifically mentioning 'Still Woozy' and 'TV Girl', and how they impact her mood and daily activities.
Britney shares her plans to read '1984' and 'Brave New World', expressing her desire to study them in depth.
She ends the episode with a call to action for listeners to take control of their social media consumption and seek out more enriching experiences.
Transcripts
direct from the Broski Nation
headquarters in Los Angeles California
this is the Broski Report with your host
Britney
brosi hey
guys
on
right
on right guys okay here's the thing I'm
doing laundry if you hear it in the
background I'm going to say like I do
every single time I'm a real woman I
know I look like one of those perfect if
you rendered the perfect human face like
through AI I know I'm just about really
close to that guys seriously it is me
I'm a real human I have flaws
um it's hard to think of one right now
but I will get back to you on that we
will loop back sort of circle back
bumping this up in the inbox no pressure
absolutely no pressure but I do need
this address by EOD end of day okay um
I'm a real human I do laundry and dishes
okay
yes I still do my own laundry and dishes
I know you say Britney your hands are so
dainty your hands are so dainty and
frail please put down the mug you don't
have to wash it and I say guys guys let
me do this I've always thought I have my
father's hands because guess what I do
these are the hands of a bluecollar man
okay my hands look like this so hers can
look like this but it's just that
chicken foot with the with the painted
nails it's a chicken foot with three
Talons and a red painted nails my hands
look like my father's so hers can look
like that okay I need a man who will go
out there and dig the Earth dig the
soil so that I so that these meaty hands
can get a break I hope that like if I
ever lose weight that the I I'll have
dainty little Grandma hands I want
people to hold my hand and be like
Nana this is
like I grip your hand with such a Force
I crack
your people will practi okay do you
remember this is a deep cut indulge me
that scene from Angus Thongs and Perfect
Snogging and again I don't know why my
lore always goes back to that [ __ ]
movie Angus Thongs Perfect Snogging
Sherlock Holmes a game of shadows
starring Robert dowy Jr Iron Man 2
starring Robert dowy Jr and aquamarine
those are the four pillars of media in
this nation that affected me really to
my core for some [ __ ] reason I don't
know why Angus Thongs and Perfect
Snogging there is a scene and I forgot
what I was talking
about it's crazy how quick that
happens I'm trying to connect too many
synapses at once okay my synapses are
snapping
back in Blissful anguish that's a sleep
token song um the [ __ ] was I talking
about I guess we'll never know Happ
happy St Patrick's Day week guys it's
the week of Patty Patty Patricia if you
will St Patrick he Patrick St Patrick is
probably
he like that's so like I don't know cuz
he was bending sort of like you know do
you see my vision like St Patrick gives
he just a little bit I don't know
why happy non-binary day of visibility
too same Patrick I will be celebrating
by not putting on another one of those
green hats because my editors texted me
and said please [ __ ] stop and I said
I don't know what you're talking about I
don't know what you're talking about oh
when I wear a green hat in front of my
green screen you guys need to grow up
okay we need to have a certain level of
like Lucas Film Production green screen
and uh AR not AR VR and uh LED screens
around me okay at all times we need to
film the broky report like it's an
episode of the [ __ ]
Mandalorian alas we don't the budget is
not here so I will not be putting on
another St Patrick's Day Viking hat uh
yet okay maybe give it time because I
made this cup of coffee the best part of
waking up
is a cup my coffee cup just has business
on it this is from the brand vacation
which let me give a quick shout out to
the brand vacation
they have never paid me an ounce of of
cash of cheddar cheese provolone if you
will they have not once sent me a dollar
and I rep them like I started the
[ __ ] company dude when there's a good
company with good products period I love
vacation it is the cutest little brand
with everything's like Miami Hotel
business themed from like the 60s 7s '
80s no it's very 80s it's very 80s Hotel
hell Vibe but it's so polished and
everything like the typography is
beautiful the candles smell so good
there's three candles they sell Sweet
Lobby and pool boy pool boy is going to
be my favorite okay I burn that [ __ ]
once like it's 70 outside I'm burning
that [ __ ] it's burning right here I
don't know if you can see it it's out of
frame I love vacation and they make
sunscreen they make tanning stuff um I
use the sunscreen every morning and then
the the the candles are really my
obsession right now and then they sent
me PR package one time and this cute
little coffee cup came in it I was like
yeah dude because guess what I do
business okay I run a mogul maybe I
don't know what Mogul means I am a mogul
that's what I
mean mogul
definition an important or powerful
person especially in the motion picture
or media industry dude I'm running a
News Network we're running the
news you [ __ ] could not not be
trusted at these major news networks
guess who's in charge now me me
[ __ ] and I'm reporting on
what and you know what matters I have
updates on the Irishman okay going back
to St Patrick's Day updating you on uh
my Irish
husband I ranted last week it was a big
thing got it off my chest the inevitable
happened we were inching towards it we
were going we were chugging along
everything was great the inevitable
happened and guess what I am healed
enough y'all y'all can you bow your
heads and prayer with me really
quick dear heavenly father I want to
thank you for Gathering all of us
together with our eyes shut and heads
bowed in prayer I'd like to thank you
for freeing me of the shackles of this
Irishman Lord I Thank you for looking
over me keeping your hand on my shoulder
when it comes to the Irish the Irish are
devil people they're devilish Folk they
are not to be trusted Lord I Thank you
for keeping your hand on me over me
watching me you led me out of the
darkness and into the light amen church
amen Lord I Thank you so much for
guiding me guiding me away from the
island of Ireland I was so close I was
now I'm just doing Trump I was so close
so close
Okay and now I'll never know now we'll
never have to
visit the Eternal damnation that awaits
Ireland amen church amen and here's what
happened okay prayer over here's what
happened he ghosted me finally but
here's the thing I prepped for it
because all last week I talked about it
okay it's coming I feel it conversations
slowed down he responds to me in like
three business days I'm over it like
that makes me feel shitty dude that
makes me feel shitty imagine having
direct access to me [ __ ] if I wasn't me
and I was a young gentleman with a
painer and I could talk to a woman like
me imagine not
responding imagine being like oh she
texted me I'll get to it
later I could not imagine that oh My
Sweet
Lord You Don't Know What You Got Till
It's Gone and this young
gentleman I'm gone you lost me ghosted
me I hate to tell you you lost me one of
those like emo uh old head IG
memes they don't know what they got
until you lost me I'm like the diamond
at the end of Titanic you lost me in the
sea [ __ ] he ghosted me [ __ ] he threw
me into the sea okay he doesn't care if
I live or die now does that bother me
yeah okay but do I feel free yes freedom
freedom
Freedom we made it dude out of the other
side we never have to talk about Ireland
ever again until next week until next
week the dating app that I used went
ahead and charged me a second month they
charged me a second month for premium
premium
premium me a second
premium y'all remember that Tik Tok uh
uh character the little animated guy he
was a
chef
do you remember him put him up here I
don't remember his name I'll find him I
loved him tiny Chef little chef that was
his name I used to comment I used to
comment every time one of his videos
would come on my for you page I'd say
you saved my life little chef little
chef you've done more for me than any
therapist ever has he'd be like we're
going to make some pancakes and bacon
and I was like he's done more for my
mental health than any therapist ever
has anyway that's what it sounded like
just now the [ __ ] was I talking about oh
my god dude come
on oh he ghosted
okay I knew it was coming like I said I
prepared myself it
does because here's the thing it's a
shitty feeling when you feel like you're
a [ __ ] email thread that these people
have to Circle back to like no dude my
time is worth so much more than sitting
around literally that Pablo Escobar meme
of like sitting around waiting for him
to text me back that literally
legiterally is what it turns into I'm
pacing around my house okay with my
little cardigan my little English
teacher cardigan just like it's kind of
chilly in here I'm sweating sweats down
my back it's kind of chilly waiting by
the window for him to like text me back
he doesn't so that was it it's also not
even texting that [ __ ] has WhatsApp cuz
he's in Ireland get your money
up we're texting on WhatsApp get [ __ ]
money
up I think that's a pretty standard way
to communicate with people overseas with
people not in your own country I think
whatsapp's kind of more like
internationally used maybe than I
message I I could be making that up
still get your money up yeah dude I'm
feeling free okay that Meme of the guy
breaking his chains that's literally me
that's how I feel because I've been
obsessed I've been obsessed with this
dude I've been obsessed with this dude
for going on a month now okay doesn't
care if I live or die uh barely responds
to me but AR banter was so good I was
talking to my friend Katie and she was
like dude if anything he's the blueprint
like he's the blueprint now for me to
steal his personality and I was like you
know what you're so [ __ ] right
actually cuz he was so funny so funny
and so smart that I was like you know
what the fact that we're even on this
level we're like I'm I'm going to steal
some of his jokes I think you [ __ ] on me
I steal your bit that's what
happens you [ __ ] on me I steal your bit
Point Blank
period so now every time in the future
I'm when I'm funny it's the Irishman
that lives within me I I consumed his
Spirit akin to uh the likes of a twin in
the womb okay I absorbed my twin he's my
except I absorbed my ex- situationship
was it even a situationship we had not
met or ever spoken on the phone
no actually yes it
was yes yes that Patrick Patrick the
star thing um anyway it's over and I
woke up this morning feeling so CU he
hasn't responded in three days and I was
like if it's been three days [ __ ] and
it's Saturday today he's not responding
and he hasn't and I'm okay with that um
because I feel
free free as a bird free as I'll ever be
Darius Rucker got arrested he sings that
free as will ever be ever be free as
will
oh I'm lying that's Zach Brown
P just add free released in 2006 hell
yeah okay this is actually goingon to be
like well man never mind M Darius rer
didn't get arrested though I think he
had weed I think he had pot on him and
they were like you [ __ ] criminal it's
time to racially profile you and they
did okay I feel free I woke up this
morning with a pep in my step I woke up
this morning happy to be alive there is
nothing nothing like the morning Bird's
song to hearken hearken the day to to
raise your senses I woke up wow filled
with life and breath I am so happy to be
alive dude because we nuked Ireland off
the map oh I've never felt so free
freedom
freedom freedom okay I feel free the
birds are singing the sun is shining the
grass is green and dewy oh I could just
go roll around like a dog in the
springtime I could roll around like a
zerch
commercial I literally I am so happy
today my sister is coming to visit me
this week for her spring break I'm so
excited we're going to go to Disney
we're going to do sisterly stuff like
sit next to each other in silence and
scroll on Tik Tok wow it's really good
bonding y'all I love my
sister so she's coming I feel so
happy it's also just
so like coming out of this I'm GNA call
it a situation chip because [ __ ] you it
is [ __ ]
you when you open yourself up to
something being something and then it's
not it feels disappointing I'm
disappointed by the way that uh it
fizzled out I'm disappointed by the way
that it made me feel I'm disappointed
that I once again again found myself in
a position where I was begging for a
Crum of attention from these [ __ ]
dudes and uh it's not a great feeling
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guys now I feel the tide shifting