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The Broski Report
19 Mar 202459:18

Summary

TLDRIn this lively transcript, the host, Britney, discusses her everyday life, her love for the brand Vacation, and her recent experiences with dating and self-discovery. She shares her excitement for her sister's visit and her newfound freedom after a disappointing romantic encounter. Britney also talks about her passion for music, her struggles with social media, and her commitment to expanding her mind through reading and personal growth.

Takeaways

  • 🎙️ The Broski Report is hosted by Britney, who discusses her personal experiences and opinions on various topics.
  • 👩 Britney emphasizes her authenticity as a 'real woman' who does everyday tasks like laundry and dishes.
  • 💡 She talks about her desire for a partner who can provide a break from her blue-collar work ethic.
  • 🎬 Britney references movies like 'Angus Thongs and Perfect Snogging' and 'Sherlock Holmes' as influential media in her life.
  • 🍀 She shares her experience with an Irishman she was interested in, and how she feels liberated after he ghosted her.
  • 🎂 Britney's sister is visiting for spring break, and they plan to enjoy 'sisterly stuff' together.
  • 🍲 She reminisces about her love for Hamburger Helper and shares a humorous anecdote about cooking mishaps.
  • 💌 Britney discusses a new, unconventional flirting method involving custom video edits called 'cap cut'.
  • 🎶 She expresses her love for the band Still Woozy and shares her current music obsessions.
  • 📚 Britney is passionate about expanding her mind through reading and is planning to read '1984' and 'East of Eden'.
  • 💡 The Broski Report encourages viewers to break free from the constraints of social media and explore a wider range of interests and experiences.

Q & A

  • What is the main topic of the Broski Report in this transcript?

    -The main topic of the Broski Report in this transcript revolves around the host's personal experiences and thoughts, including doing laundry, her appearance, her interactions with a man from Ireland, and her love for certain movies and TV shows.

  • Why does the host mention doing laundry and dishes?

    -The host mentions doing laundry and dishes to emphasize her relatability and humanity, despite being perceived as a perfect AI-rendered human face. It's a way to connect with the audience and show that she still engages in everyday activities.

  • What does the host mean when she says she has her father's hands?

    -The host means that her hands are not dainty or delicate like one might expect from her appearance, but rather they are strong and resemble her father's, which she associates with blue-collar work.

  • Which movies and TV shows does the host reference in the transcript?

    -The host references 'Angus Thongs and Perfect Snogging', 'Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows', 'Iron Man 2', and 'Aquamarine' as the four pillars of media that affected her significantly.

  • What is the significance of the Irishman in the transcript?

    -The Irishman refers to a man the host was interested in who eventually ghosted her. The host uses this experience to discuss her feelings of freedom and disappointment, and how she absorbed some of his personality traits.

  • What does the host mean by 'free as a bird'?

    -The host uses the phrase 'free as a bird' to express her feelings of liberation and relief after the Irishman ghosted her, indicating that she feels unburdened and ready to move on.

  • What is the host's opinion on social media and its impact on society?

    -The host expresses a negative opinion on social media, describing it as addictive and brain-rotting. She encourages breaking free from the influence of social media and exploring a wider range of experiences and knowledge beyond the online world.

  • What does the host plan to do to expand her mind?

    -The host plans to read more books and delve into various subjects to expand her mind. She mentions reading 'East of Eden', re-reading '1984', and studying it in-depth as an adult.

  • What music does the host mention loving in the transcript?

    -The host mentions loving Still Woozy, particularly the album with 'Goodie Bag' on it, and TV Girl, with songs like 'Pantyhose', 'Talk to Strangers', 'Lovers Rock', 'Birds Don't Sing', and 'Lucy'.

  • What is the host's advice regarding social media usage?

    -The host advises controlling the amount of time spent on social media apps, being mindful of the privacy given to these apps, and being selective about the information consumed, as it can be addictive and detrimental to personal growth.

  • How does the host feel about the current state of Twitter?

    -The host feels that Twitter has become a platform for illicit activities and porn, and she finds it disgusting and brain-rotting, to the point where she can no longer use the platform.

Outlines

00:00

🎤 Introduction and Personal Life

The host, Britney, opens the Broski Report with a candid discussion about her daily life, including doing laundry and embracing her imperfections. She humorously addresses her appearance, comparing herself to an AI-rendered perfect human face and asserting her authenticity as a real person with flaws. Britney also shares her desire for a partner who can appreciate her 'blue-collar' hands and provides a comical prayer of gratitude for overcoming a past relationship.

05:03

🕯️ Lifestyle and Product Endorsements

Britney talks about her love for the brand Vacation, particularly their candles, sunscreen, and tanning products. She shares her obsession with the 'Pool Boy' scented candle and her use of their sunscreen. Britney also mentions a sponsored segment about Factor meals, a ready-to-eat meal service, and another sponsorship by Tinder, encouraging listeners to find their next date through the app.

10:06

💔 Relationship Update and Personal Reflections

Britney discusses her recent experience with ghosting and the emotional impact it had on her. She talks about preparing herself for the end of a connection with an Irishman and how she feels liberated afterwards. She also reflects on her past behavior of seeking attention from men and expresses her disappointment in the situation.

15:07

🍲 Food and Culinary Adventures

In this segment, Britney reminisces about her love for Hamburger Helper, particularly the cheesy enchilada flavor. She shares a humorous anecdote from college involving a dangerous cooking mishap with hot turkey grease. Britney also talks about her current food cravings and the challenges of avoiding gluten due to medical reasons.

20:07

🎶 Media Influence and Personal Growth

Britney reflects on the cultural impact of movies like 'Angus Thongs and Perfect Snogging' and 'Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows'. She discusses her admiration for the character development and wit in these films, which inspired her to become a well-rounded individual with a broad understanding of various subjects. Britney also expresses her desire to break free from the constraints of social media and explore a wider range of interests and experiences.

25:08

🎵 Music and Upcoming Reads

Britney shares her current music obsessions, including Still Woozy and TV Girl, and provides a brief overview of her favorite tracks and albums. She also talks about her reading goals for the year, mentioning plans to read 'East of Eden' and re-read '1984' with a focus on annotation and in-depth study. Britney encourages her audience to take control of their media consumption and seek out more enriching experiences beyond social media.

Mindmap

Keywords

💡Broski Report

The Broski Report is the name of the show or podcast that the speaker is hosting. It is a key concept as it sets the context for the entire transcript, indicating that the speaker is addressing an audience in a structured format. The Broski Report appears to be a platform where the speaker, named Britney, shares personal anecdotes, opinions, and updates with her listeners, as evidenced by the conversational and informal tone throughout the transcript.

💡Laundry

Laundry is mentioned as a mundane, everyday task that Britney is doing while recording the Broski Report. It serves to humanize her and emphasize the relatability of her experiences, showing that despite her being a host, she still engages in regular activities like laundry. This keyword exemplifies the down-to-earth and relatable nature of the content.

💡AI

Artificial Intelligence (AI) is referenced in the context of rendering the perfect human face, suggesting a discussion about the capabilities and implications of AI technology. The mention of AI ties into broader themes of technology and its influence on society, as well as the speaker's engagement with contemporary issues.

💡Flirting

Flirting is a social behavior that Britney discusses as a new way of interacting with men, specifically through the use of custom video edits called 'cap cuts.' This keyword highlights the creative and unconventional methods Britney employs in her personal relationships and her willingness to share these tactics with her audience.

💡Vitamin D

Vitamin D is mentioned in the context of Britney's health, as her doctor has advised her to take supplements due to a deficiency. This keyword relates to the theme of self-care and health awareness, showing that Britney is not only concerned with entertainment but also with practical aspects of well-being.

💡Social Media

Social media is a recurring theme in the transcript, with Britney expressing both her dependence on and her criticism of platforms like TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter. This keyword reflects the complex relationship many have with social media, using it for both personal expression and entertainment, while also acknowledging its potential negative impacts on mental health and society.

💡Cultural Curiosity

Cultural curiosity is a concept Britney values and encourages, as seen in her discussion about broadening her knowledge beyond the influence of social media. This keyword signifies a desire to learn and understand different cultures, histories, and perspectives, which Britney considers essential for forming balanced opinions and enriching one's life.

💡Music

Music is a significant aspect of the transcript, as Britney shares her love for certain bands and songs, using them as a form of personal expression and mood enhancement. This keyword illustrates Britney's engagement with the arts and how they influence her daily life and emotions.

💡Silk Pillowcases

Silk pillowcases are mentioned as a product endorsement within the transcript, highlighting the benefits of silk for hair and skin care. This keyword relates to the theme of self-care and beauty, indicating that Britney is not only concerned with entertainment but also with practical advice for maintaining one's appearance and comfort.

💡LifeStraw

The LifeStraw is a product mentioned in the context of filtering water, but Britney humorously discusses it in relation to drinking urine, which is not recommended. This keyword serves to illustrate Britney's comedic approach to serious topics and her ability to weave humor into discussions about health and wellness.

Highlights

Britney discusses the authenticity of her persona and the relatability of doing everyday tasks like laundry and dishes.

She humorously talks about her hands resembling her father's, who she describes as a blue-collar worker.

Britney references her desire for a partner who can provide a break from her hands' laborious work.

She shares a personal anecdote about hoping to have more delicate hands if she ever loses weight.

Britney makes a cultural reference to the movie 'Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging', highlighting its impact on her.

She humorously discusses her decision not to wear a green hat for St. Patrick's Day due to her editors' request.

Britney talks about her love for the brand 'Vacation' and its business-themed products, showing her appreciation for good design.

She shares her experience of being 'ghosted' by someone she was interested in, and her emotional journey afterwards.

Britney humorously discusses her freedom after the end of her interest in the 'Irishman', using religious and pop culture references.

She talks about her excitement for her sister's visit and their plans to go to Disney, highlighting the importance of sisterly bonding.

Britney shares her innovative method of flirting using personalized video edits, emphasizing the importance of being true to one's unique self.

She discusses the impact of social media on mental health and the importance of curating one's online experience.

Britney emphasizes the importance of reading and expanding one's knowledge beyond the influence of social media.

She talks about her love for music, specifically mentioning 'Still Woozy' and 'TV Girl', and how they impact her mood and daily activities.

Britney shares her plans to read '1984' and 'Brave New World', expressing her desire to study them in depth.

She ends the episode with a call to action for listeners to take control of their social media consumption and seek out more enriching experiences.

Transcripts

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direct from the Broski Nation

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headquarters in Los Angeles California

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this is the Broski Report with your host

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Britney

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brosi hey

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guys

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on

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right

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on right guys okay here's the thing I'm

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doing laundry if you hear it in the

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background I'm going to say like I do

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every single time I'm a real woman I

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know I look like one of those perfect if

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you rendered the perfect human face like

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through AI I know I'm just about really

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close to that guys seriously it is me

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I'm a real human I have flaws

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um it's hard to think of one right now

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but I will get back to you on that we

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will loop back sort of circle back

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bumping this up in the inbox no pressure

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absolutely no pressure but I do need

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this address by EOD end of day okay um

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I'm a real human I do laundry and dishes

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okay

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yes I still do my own laundry and dishes

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I know you say Britney your hands are so

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dainty your hands are so dainty and

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frail please put down the mug you don't

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have to wash it and I say guys guys let

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me do this I've always thought I have my

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father's hands because guess what I do

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these are the hands of a bluecollar man

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okay my hands look like this so hers can

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look like this but it's just that

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chicken foot with the with the painted

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nails it's a chicken foot with three

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Talons and a red painted nails my hands

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look like my father's so hers can look

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like that okay I need a man who will go

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out there and dig the Earth dig the

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soil so that I so that these meaty hands

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can get a break I hope that like if I

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ever lose weight that the I I'll have

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dainty little Grandma hands I want

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people to hold my hand and be like

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Nana this is

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like I grip your hand with such a Force

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I crack

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your people will practi okay do you

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remember this is a deep cut indulge me

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that scene from Angus Thongs and Perfect

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Snogging and again I don't know why my

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lore always goes back to that [ __ ]

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movie Angus Thongs Perfect Snogging

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Sherlock Holmes a game of shadows

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starring Robert dowy Jr Iron Man 2

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starring Robert dowy Jr and aquamarine

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those are the four pillars of media in

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this nation that affected me really to

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my core for some [ __ ] reason I don't

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know why Angus Thongs and Perfect

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Snogging there is a scene and I forgot

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what I was talking

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about it's crazy how quick that

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happens I'm trying to connect too many

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synapses at once okay my synapses are

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snapping

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back in Blissful anguish that's a sleep

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token song um the [ __ ] was I talking

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about I guess we'll never know Happ

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happy St Patrick's Day week guys it's

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the week of Patty Patty Patricia if you

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will St Patrick he Patrick St Patrick is

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probably

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he like that's so like I don't know cuz

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he was bending sort of like you know do

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you see my vision like St Patrick gives

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he just a little bit I don't know

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why happy non-binary day of visibility

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too same Patrick I will be celebrating

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by not putting on another one of those

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green hats because my editors texted me

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and said please [ __ ] stop and I said

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I don't know what you're talking about I

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don't know what you're talking about oh

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when I wear a green hat in front of my

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green screen you guys need to grow up

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okay we need to have a certain level of

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like Lucas Film Production green screen

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and uh AR not AR VR and uh LED screens

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around me okay at all times we need to

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film the broky report like it's an

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episode of the [ __ ]

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Mandalorian alas we don't the budget is

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not here so I will not be putting on

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another St Patrick's Day Viking hat uh

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yet okay maybe give it time because I

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made this cup of coffee the best part of

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waking up

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is a cup my coffee cup just has business

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on it this is from the brand vacation

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which let me give a quick shout out to

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the brand vacation

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they have never paid me an ounce of of

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cash of cheddar cheese provolone if you

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will they have not once sent me a dollar

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and I rep them like I started the

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[ __ ] company dude when there's a good

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company with good products period I love

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vacation it is the cutest little brand

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with everything's like Miami Hotel

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business themed from like the 60s 7s '

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80s no it's very 80s it's very 80s Hotel

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hell Vibe but it's so polished and

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everything like the typography is

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beautiful the candles smell so good

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there's three candles they sell Sweet

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Lobby and pool boy pool boy is going to

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be my favorite okay I burn that [ __ ]

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once like it's 70 outside I'm burning

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that [ __ ] it's burning right here I

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don't know if you can see it it's out of

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frame I love vacation and they make

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sunscreen they make tanning stuff um I

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use the sunscreen every morning and then

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the the the candles are really my

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obsession right now and then they sent

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me PR package one time and this cute

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little coffee cup came in it I was like

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yeah dude because guess what I do

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business okay I run a mogul maybe I

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don't know what Mogul means I am a mogul

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that's what I

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mean mogul

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definition an important or powerful

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person especially in the motion picture

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or media industry dude I'm running a

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News Network we're running the

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news you [ __ ] could not not be

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trusted at these major news networks

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guess who's in charge now me me

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[ __ ] and I'm reporting on

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what and you know what matters I have

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updates on the Irishman okay going back

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to St Patrick's Day updating you on uh

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my Irish

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husband I ranted last week it was a big

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thing got it off my chest the inevitable

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happened we were inching towards it we

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were going we were chugging along

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everything was great the inevitable

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happened and guess what I am healed

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enough y'all y'all can you bow your

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heads and prayer with me really

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quick dear heavenly father I want to

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thank you for Gathering all of us

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together with our eyes shut and heads

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bowed in prayer I'd like to thank you

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for freeing me of the shackles of this

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Irishman Lord I Thank you for looking

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over me keeping your hand on my shoulder

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when it comes to the Irish the Irish are

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devil people they're devilish Folk they

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are not to be trusted Lord I Thank you

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for keeping your hand on me over me

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watching me you led me out of the

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darkness and into the light amen church

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amen Lord I Thank you so much for

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guiding me guiding me away from the

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island of Ireland I was so close I was

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now I'm just doing Trump I was so close

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so close

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Okay and now I'll never know now we'll

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never have to

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visit the Eternal damnation that awaits

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Ireland amen church amen and here's what

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happened okay prayer over here's what

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happened he ghosted me finally but

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here's the thing I prepped for it

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because all last week I talked about it

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okay it's coming I feel it conversations

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slowed down he responds to me in like

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three business days I'm over it like

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that makes me feel shitty dude that

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makes me feel shitty imagine having

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direct access to me [ __ ] if I wasn't me

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and I was a young gentleman with a

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painer and I could talk to a woman like

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me imagine not

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responding imagine being like oh she

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texted me I'll get to it

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later I could not imagine that oh My

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Sweet

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Lord You Don't Know What You Got Till

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It's Gone and this young

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gentleman I'm gone you lost me ghosted

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me I hate to tell you you lost me one of

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those like emo uh old head IG

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memes they don't know what they got

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until you lost me I'm like the diamond

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at the end of Titanic you lost me in the

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sea [ __ ] he ghosted me [ __ ] he threw

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me into the sea okay he doesn't care if

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I live or die now does that bother me

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yeah okay but do I feel free yes freedom

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freedom

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Freedom we made it dude out of the other

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side we never have to talk about Ireland

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ever again until next week until next

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week the dating app that I used went

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ahead and charged me a second month they

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charged me a second month for premium

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premium

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premium me a second

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premium y'all remember that Tik Tok uh

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uh character the little animated guy he

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was a

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chef

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do you remember him put him up here I

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don't remember his name I'll find him I

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loved him tiny Chef little chef that was

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his name I used to comment I used to

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comment every time one of his videos

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would come on my for you page I'd say

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you saved my life little chef little

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chef you've done more for me than any

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therapist ever has he'd be like we're

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going to make some pancakes and bacon

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and I was like he's done more for my

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mental health than any therapist ever

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has anyway that's what it sounded like

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just now the [ __ ] was I talking about oh

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my god dude come

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on oh he ghosted

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okay I knew it was coming like I said I

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prepared myself it

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does because here's the thing it's a

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shitty feeling when you feel like you're

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a [ __ ] email thread that these people

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have to Circle back to like no dude my

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time is worth so much more than sitting

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around literally that Pablo Escobar meme

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of like sitting around waiting for him

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to text me back that literally

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legiterally is what it turns into I'm

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pacing around my house okay with my

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little cardigan my little English

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teacher cardigan just like it's kind of

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chilly in here I'm sweating sweats down

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my back it's kind of chilly waiting by

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the window for him to like text me back

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he doesn't so that was it it's also not

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even texting that [ __ ] has WhatsApp cuz

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he's in Ireland get your money

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up we're texting on WhatsApp get [ __ ]

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money

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up I think that's a pretty standard way

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to communicate with people overseas with

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people not in your own country I think

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whatsapp's kind of more like

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internationally used maybe than I

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message I I could be making that up

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still get your money up yeah dude I'm

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feeling free okay that Meme of the guy

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breaking his chains that's literally me

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that's how I feel because I've been

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obsessed I've been obsessed with this

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dude I've been obsessed with this dude

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for going on a month now okay doesn't

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care if I live or die uh barely responds

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to me but AR banter was so good I was

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talking to my friend Katie and she was

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like dude if anything he's the blueprint

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like he's the blueprint now for me to

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steal his personality and I was like you

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know what you're so [ __ ] right

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actually cuz he was so funny so funny

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and so smart that I was like you know

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what the fact that we're even on this

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level we're like I'm I'm going to steal

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some of his jokes I think you [ __ ] on me

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I steal your bit that's what

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happens you [ __ ] on me I steal your bit

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Point Blank

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period so now every time in the future

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I'm when I'm funny it's the Irishman

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that lives within me I I consumed his

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Spirit akin to uh the likes of a twin in

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the womb okay I absorbed my twin he's my

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except I absorbed my ex- situationship

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was it even a situationship we had not

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met or ever spoken on the phone

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no actually yes it

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was yes yes that Patrick Patrick the

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star thing um anyway it's over and I

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woke up this morning feeling so CU he

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hasn't responded in three days and I was

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like if it's been three days [ __ ] and

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it's Saturday today he's not responding

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and he hasn't and I'm okay with that um

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because I feel

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free free as a bird free as I'll ever be

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Darius Rucker got arrested he sings that

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free as will ever be ever be free as

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will

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oh I'm lying that's Zach Brown

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P just add free released in 2006 hell

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yeah okay this is actually goingon to be

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like well man never mind M Darius rer

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didn't get arrested though I think he

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had weed I think he had pot on him and

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they were like you [ __ ] criminal it's

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time to racially profile you and they

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did okay I feel free I woke up this

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morning with a pep in my step I woke up

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this morning happy to be alive there is

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nothing nothing like the morning Bird's

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song to hearken hearken the day to to

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raise your senses I woke up wow filled

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with life and breath I am so happy to be

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alive dude because we nuked Ireland off

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the map oh I've never felt so free

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freedom

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freedom freedom okay I feel free the

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birds are singing the sun is shining the

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grass is green and dewy oh I could just

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go roll around like a dog in the

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springtime I could roll around like a

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zerch

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commercial I literally I am so happy

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today my sister is coming to visit me

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this week for her spring break I'm so

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excited we're going to go to Disney

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we're going to do sisterly stuff like

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sit next to each other in silence and

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scroll on Tik Tok wow it's really good

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bonding y'all I love my

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sister so she's coming I feel so

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happy it's also just

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so like coming out of this I'm GNA call

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