State of the Union Trainwreck!

as you probably heard last night was the

State of the Union Address which gathers

the largest audience of any political

event each year the regularly schedu

programming and all the major broadcast

networks is interrupted for the speech

and it's like the Super Bowl in politics

and last nights with old Joe was a doozy

and so was the Republican response so

you're definitely going to want to stay

tuned for my analysis of that because as

you know I don't sugarcoat anything not

even what the Republicans do it began

with Joe literally going off script and

admitting the obvious good

evening if I were smart I'd go home

now well Joe we know unfortunately

you're not and so the State of the Union

Address which obviously is supposed to

talk about how well things are going in

America began with old Joe talking about

how we should give more of our tax

dollars to foreign countries Ukraine can

stop

Putin Ukraine can stop Putin if we stand

with Ukraine and provide the

weapons the money the weapons which we

don't have because we're bankrupt but

the highlight of the evening occurred

before old Joe even began his speech

when he was wandering around the chamber

trying to find his way to the podium

when he was confronted by the great

margorie Taylor green and the look on

his face says it

[Applause]

all look over

here she's wearing a Maga hat and a

shirt that says say her name talking

about lak and Riley the Georgia College

student who was killed by the criminal

illegal Invader he tried to slip away

and Escape but margerie Taylor green

persisted and then this happened which

set the stage for a truly remarkable

event

later

I know how to say the name L

Riley say your name Mr

President thank you so much thank

you so then maybe 45 minutes or so into

his speech he finally started to address

the crisis at the southern border but of

course to the Democrats the real crisis

is that they just can't automatically

Grant the 2 million criminal Invaders

who break into our country every year

automatic American citizenship and get

them on the Democrat voter roles and the

government welfare Dole in order to

implement the cloward Piven strategy and

so margorie Taylor green started

heckling him again about him not

mentioning lak and Riley's name and then

miraculously this happened I'd be a

winner not really

[Applause]

I

Lincoln Lincoln Riley Lincoln Riley he

says well you get it a for effort and

that's the pen that she handed to him he

didn't know what to do with it so we set

it on the podium and this is completely

off script and it's actually quite

incredible margorie Taylor green shamed

the president of the United States into

finally saying her name and saying this

an innocent young woman who was killed

by an illegal that's right but how many

thousands of people being killed by

legals to her parents I say my heart

goes out to you having lost children

myself I understand but well it is

amazing that he was basically bullied

into saying her name and raising

awareness about this issue at the same

time he also disrespected her and the

thousands of other Americans who have

been killed by illegal aliens over the

years by trying to downplay the threat

that they pose he wasn't quite

articulate with what it was that he was

trying to say because he was going off

script but when he started to say

something about but how many of the

thousands of Americans killed are killed

by illegal aliens he wasn't pointing out

the fact that over the years thousands

have been killed it's over a hundred

it's usually hundreds every single year

they always just get a 15-second sound

bite on the local news and very rarely

do they become a national issue like

this but he was trying to downplay that

threat by comparing the hundreds who are

killed by illegal aliens every year to

the thousands of people who are murdered

in general by fellow Americans each year

which is Despicable but the Democrats

are very upset that he went off script

and mentioned Lake and Riley's name and

used another word that they want to

throw us all in jail for using now you

should have said undocumented but I it's

not a big thing okay what what's the big

thing about no I was I actually wasn't

even going to ask about that I was just

going to ask more about the moment but

you do think that he should have said

undocumented that wasn't going to be my

question well we usually say

undocumented he said but he said illegal

but he did stop himself before he said

illegal alien which is still too nice of

a term they are criminal Invader illegal

aliens as usual the evening was filled

with countless stumbles stutters and

mistakes from Old Joe trying to get

through the script on the teleprompter I

haven't seen a compilation of all of the

dozens of them yet but here's just small

sample of him trying his best I'm going

to get in trouble for saying that but

any you want to get an Air Force woman

and fly to Toronto Berlin Moscow I mean

excuse me and well even Moscow

probably and just like every Hollywood

award show you can't get through a

Democrat State of the Union Address

without pandering and giving a shout out

to the rainbow people I want to protect

fundamental rights pass the equality

act and I M is a transgender

Americans I have your

back let me just translate his mumbling

there he said his message to transgender

Americans is he has their back and when

touting the equality act that's the

orwellian legislation which if pass

would mandate that everybody from

business owners and teachers and gym

locker rooms allow anybody to Simply

identify as whatever or whoever they

want to and allow them to go into

women's spaces and then there would be

nothing that anybody could do to legally

stop them Bernie Sanders was wearing a

mask and no this is not from previous

state of the union addresses from years

ago this is from last night and he's not

even wearing an n95 mask which you may

recall years later the CDC finally

admitted is basically the only kind of

mask which actually does offer any kind

of protection against the you know what

but there he is wearing a face diaper in

2024 somebody made up this state of the

union bingo card and while I didn't

tally it I'm sure that if anybody played

this game they would have definitely won

within the first 15 minutes with boxes

like coughs paying their fair share

shrinkflation January 6th an awkward

pause

lgbtqia rights etc etc and after the

speech wrapped up thankfully the camera

was there to capture this moment on tape

because you have to see it to believe it

yeah you were on fire you nobody's going

to talk about cognitive impairment now

you were on fire kind of wish sometimes

there was cognitive

impairment now the audio is very

difficult to hear there but just listen

again that that's Jerry Nadler who says

nobody's going to talk about cognitive

impairment anymore because his speech

was so amazing Jerry The Penguin nler

who denies that antifa even exists you

may recall him when he was confronted

about it on the streets of DC he said

that that was just a myth that

Republicans are making up and then Joe

Biden literally responds that sometimes

he wishes he was cognitively impaired

seriously going to talk about cognitive

impairment now you are on fire I kind of

wish sometimes I was cognitively

impaired I kind of wish sometimes I was

cognitively impaired seriously he said

that after the speech Donald Trump

posted this on Truth

social so trade rules why America has

been the law since

1933 also caps and won't go in effect

until

202 by the way that law was written and

the benefit expired in

2025 new electric grids that are able to

weather major storms and not prevent

those fire forest fires but the circus

didn't end there because after the State

of the Union Address it's customary for

the opposing political party to issue a

response and somebody in the Republican

Party had the brilliant idea to choose

Alabama Senator Katie Britt who on the

surface seems like a good choice

beautiful woman I believe she is the

youngest Senator or the youngest female

senator at least currently in the Senate

but wait for it right now our commander

and chief is not in

command the Free World deserves better

than a dithering and diminished

leader America deserves leaders who

recognize that secure borders stable

prices Safe Streets and a strong defense

are actually the cornerstones of a great

nation it turns out that she is the

trophy wife of a retired NFL player who

like the hot chick in high school who

joins the drama club and is allowed to

act in the school play not because she

has any skills whatsoever but just

simply because she's hot by the way that

was not just one small little segment of

the speech literally the entire speech

was that absurd we see you we hear for

you and we stand with you at least she

did give the Republican response from

her kitchen where she belongs but

seriously this woman should have been

reading her kids bedtime stories or

getting their lunch prepared for school

in the morning not playing United States

Senator and certainly not spending half

of her time away from home in Washington

DC playing a US senator let's watch just

a little bit more this might actually be

even more entertaining than old Joe

speech here she almost broke down into

tears meanwhile the Chinese Communist

party is undercutting America's

workers China is buying up our

Farmland spying on our military

installations and spreading propaganda

through the likes of Tik

Tock you see the CCP

knows that if it conquers the minds of

our next

generation

it conquers America okay I'm sorry but

we all know that a woman should not be

the president but don't make me say that

they shouldn't be in the Senate either

like I said Joe Biden's speech was a

doozy and so was the Republican response

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