Fitness Influencers Pretending to be Monkeys

Kurtis Conner
23 Apr 202421:23

Summary

TLDRThe video script details the comedic exploration of a fitness and lifestyle movement inspired by simian behavior, led by individuals like Leo Urban and Victor Manuel F, who are both referred to as 'real-life Tarzans.' The script humorously discusses the concept of 'Primal parkour,' where practitioners engage in physical activities mimicking monkeys and apes, such as climbing trees and moving on all fours. Despite the lighthearted tone, the narrator acknowledges the potential benefits of these activities for connection with nature and physical fitness. The script also pokes fun at the idea of becoming immersed in this lifestyle and the unlikely camaraderie between the two 'Tarzans,' suggesting a sense of community rather than competition. The video concludes with an invitation to the narrator's upcoming shows in Irvine, California, and a playful offer to experience the 'monkey lifestyle' firsthand.

Takeaways

  • 🎟️ The speaker is performing five shows at the Irvine Improv from June 28th to 30th, with three shows being 18+ and two being 21+.
  • 🐒 The speaker expresses a strong affinity for monkeys, sharing personal anecdotes and enthusiasm for monkey-themed media.
  • 🤸‍♂️ Leo Urban, known as the real-life Tarzan, is highlighted for his Primal Parkour, which involves moving like a monkey in natural environments.
  • 🌿 Primal Parkour is described as a lifestyle inspired by urban parkour but practiced in nature, aiming to reconnect with our primal instincts.
  • 📚 Leo sells a booklet introducing Primal Parkour, which includes a warm-up program and exercises in tree and rock climbing.
  • 🧘‍♂️ The practice is said to strengthen values like courage, perseverance, humility, and respect for nature.
  • 👣 A key aspect of the Primal Parkour lifestyle is walking barefoot, which is believed to have unsuspected benefits.
  • 🏞️ Victor Manuel F, another proponent of ape-like movement, has created the Tarzan movement with a focus on rejecting modernity and embracing a monkey lifestyle.
  • 📈 Both Leo and Victor are presented as being in excellent physical shape, suggesting that their lifestyle choices may have fitness benefits.
  • 🤝 Interestingly, despite being in the same niche, Leo and Victor are depicted as being good friends rather than rivals.
  • 💭 The speaker humorously proposes the idea of a 'real-life Tarzan diss track', reflecting on the competitive nature often seen in similar niches.
  • 🙌 The speaker concludes with a light-hearted take on the lifestyle, suggesting that there might be something to gaining happiness and longevity from connecting with our animalistic side.

Q & A

  • When are the shows at the Irvine Improv scheduled?

    -The shows at the Irvine Improv are scheduled from June 28th to the 30th.

  • What is the age restriction for the shows at the Irvine Improv?

    -Out of the five shows, three are 18 and up, and the other two are 21 and up.

  • What is the significance of the weekend the shows are taking place?

    -The shows coincide with the same weekend as VidCon, which was an unintentional scheduling overlap.

  • What is the speaker's favorite animal and why does the speaker hold it in high regard?

    -The speaker's favorite animal is a monkey, which is attributed to a childhood affinity including a Build-A-Bear monkey, an imaginary gorilla friend, and watching the MVP primate movies.

  • Who is Leo Urban and what is he known for?

    -Leo Urban is a French practitioner known online as the real-life Tarzan who practices a lifestyle called Primal parkour, inspired by urban parkour but performed in nature.

  • What is Primal parkour?

    -Primal parkour is a discipline inspired by urban parkour, performed in nature, that seeks to reconnect with the elements, animals, and the genetic heritage of our ancestors.

  • What does Leo Urban sell on his website related to Primal parkour?

    -Leo Urban sells a booklet called 'Introduction to Primal parkour' which includes the origins of Primal parkour, a warm-up program, introductory exercises in tree and rock climbing, and a glossary.

  • What is the main philosophy behind the Tarzan movement created by Victor Manuel F?

    -The Tarzan movement is a fitness regime and lifestyle that encourages people to mimic the movements of apes and monkeys, aiming to reconnect with the natural world and embrace a spiritual connection to nature.

  • What is the unique aspect of the Tarzan movement retreats?

    -The retreats offer a full immersion experience in the jungle with daily training and trekking, spotting and learning from orangutans and other animals, all while embracing the monkey lifestyle.

  • How much does it cost to join a Tarzan movement retreat?

    -The price for a Tarzan movement retreat is $1,500, which includes a taxi from the airport, full pension, and participation in the immersive experience.

  • What is the speaker's opinion on the monkey lifestyle and its potential benefits?

    -The speaker finds the lifestyle amusing and does not see any harm in it. They suggest that pretending to be a monkey might be a secret to happiness and a long life, although this is said in a humorous context.

Outlines

00:00

🎟️ Upcoming Comedy Shows at Irvine Improv

The speaker announces his upcoming comedy shows at the Irvine Improv from June 28th to 30th. He highlights that three of the five shows are open to those aged 18 and up, while the other two are for a 21 and up audience. He encourages fans to get tickets quickly, noting the overlap with VidCon as an unintentional coincidence. The speaker also humorously discusses his love for monkeys and discovers a group of people who live like monkeys, inspired by a Frenchman named Leo Urban, known as the real-life Tarzan.

05:00

🤸‍♂️ The Advent of Primal Parkour

The speaker delves into Leo Urban's lifestyle, known as Primal Parkour, which is a practice inspired by urban parkour but conducted in nature. He explores Leo's philosophy and approach to life, which includes a deep respect for nature and a focus on discipline, perseverance, and humility. The speaker also mentions Leo's efforts to promote environmental awareness and his website, which offers a booklet on Primal Parkour. The humor is continued with a playful critique of the barefoot aspect of the lifestyle.

10:01

🌳 Embracing the Monkey Lifestyle

The speaker continues to discuss the monkey lifestyle, highlighting Leo's commitment and his use of a meme to explain his abilities. He also touches upon another individual in China who claims that walking like a monkey has kept him healthy for decades. The speaker then introduces Victor Manuel F, another proponent of ape-like living, known for his Tarzan movement with a large following on Instagram. Victor's approach is more immersive, focusing on rejecting modernity and embracing a deeper connection with nature.

15:03

😂 The Humor in Tarzan Movements

The speaker humorously imagines a scenario where he might take the Tarzan movement too far, leading to comical situations. He summarizes a documentary about the Tarzan movement, highlighting the fun and therapeutic aspects of the practice. He also points out the fitness benefits and the camaraderie between Leo and Victor, despite both being known as 'real-life Tarzans.' The speaker playfully suggests a rap rivalry between the two, imagining a 'diss track' between them.

20:04

🙌 Audience Engagement and Final Thoughts

In the concluding paragraph, the speaker engages with the audience by asking if they would like to see him try living like a monkey and share the effects on his life. He invites Leo or Victor to collaborate and humorously mentions his own shows in Irvine, coinciding with VidCon. The speaker also encourages viewers to like, subscribe, and comment, playfully referring to his fan community as citizens of 'Cown,' a fictional place where he is the mayor.

Mindmap

Keywords

💡Irvine Improv

The Irvine Improv is a comedy club where the speaker is scheduled to perform five shows. It is a key location in the video's context as it sets the scene for the upcoming events that the audience can attend. The mention of the Irvine Improv establishes the setting and provides information about the speaker's professional engagements.

💡VidCon

VidCon is a conference for video creators and enthusiasts, which the speaker mentions is happening the same weekend as their shows at the Irvine Improv. This coincidence is presented as an accidental overlap that could potentially impact attendance at the shows, adding a layer of complexity to the event planning.

💡Primal Parkour

Primal Parkour is a lifestyle and fitness practice inspired by urban parkour, but adapted to natural environments. It is defined by the practitioner Leo Urban, who is featured in the video. This concept is central to the video's theme as it explores the idea of humans reconnecting with their primal instincts and the natural world through movement and physicality.

💡Leo Urban

Leo Urban is an individual known online as the real-life Tarzan who practices and promotes Primal Parkour. He is a key figure in the video, demonstrating how his lifestyle and physical training are influenced by the movements and behaviors of monkeys and apes. His approach to fitness and life is both a subject of fascination and humor in the video.

💡Tarzan Movement

The Tarzan Movement is a fitness regime and lifestyle created by Victor Manuel F, another practitioner featured in the video who is also referred to as a real-life Tarzan. This movement encourages followers to mimic the movements of apes and monkeys as a way to reject modernity and reconnect with nature. It is a significant part of the video's narrative as it contrasts with Leo Urban's Primal Parkour.

💡Environmental Activism

Environmental activism is a recurring theme in the video, with references to Leo Urban's efforts to raise money for charities helping with climate change and the loss of animals' natural habitats. This aspect of the video underscores the broader message of the importance of environmental conservation and the role of individuals in advocating for nature.

💡Fitness Influencers

Fitness influencers are individuals who promote a certain lifestyle or fitness regimen, often through social media. In the video, both Leo Urban and Victor Manuel F are discussed as examples of fitness influencers with unique approaches to health and wellness. Their influence is examined in the context of their unconventional methods and the impact they have on their followers.

💡Barefoot

Barefoot is a term used in the video to describe the practice of walking or exercising without shoes, which is advocated by Leo Urban as part of his Primal Parkour lifestyle. The concept is tied to the idea of returning to a more natural state and experiencing the benefits of direct contact with the earth, which is a theme that resonates throughout the video.

💡Hummanzi

Hummanzi is a nickname given to Leo Urban, reflecting his lifestyle that mimics the behavior of monkeys. The term is a playful combination of 'human' and 'monkey,' encapsulating the video's exploration of the intersection between human behavior and our primate heritage. It is used in the video to highlight the unique identity that Leo has created for himself.

💡Jungle Immersion

Jungle Immersion refers to a retreat offered by Victor Manuel F as part of the Tarzan Movement. It involves a full immersion experience in the jungle of Sumatra, where participants engage in physical training and trekking to learn from the environment and local wildlife. This concept is a key aspect of the video as it represents an extreme form of reconnecting with nature and embracing a primal lifestyle.

💡Social Media

Social media is the platform through which both Leo Urban and Victor Manuel F share their lifestyles and practices with the world. It is where they have gained their following and influence. In the context of the video, social media serves as a conduit for the spread of their unique fitness philosophies and a way for the speaker to discover and learn about these practices.

Highlights

The speaker is performing five shows at the Irvine Improv from June 28th to the 30th, with tickets available now.

Of the five shows, three are 18 and up, and the other two are 21 and up.

The shows coincide with VidCon, which the speaker describes as a complete accident.

Leo Urban, known as the real-life Tarzan, is mentioned for his Primal parkour, inspired by urban parkour but practiced in nature.

Leo Urban sells a booklet introducing Primal parkour, which includes a warm-up program and exercises in tree and rock climbing.

Primal parkour aims to strengthen values such as courage, perseverance, humility, and respect for nature.

The speaker humorously discusses the idea of a monkey-themed gym called 'Gim Panzee'.

Victor Manuel F, another person referred to as the real-life Tarzan, has created the Tarzan movement with over 900,000 followers on Instagram.

The Tarzan movement is a fitness regime that encourages followers to mimic the movements of apes and monkeys.

Victor Manuel F organizes Tarzan movement retreats, offering jungle immersion experiences in Sumatra.

The speaker humorously suggests a rap battle between Leo Urban and Victor Manuel F over who is the 'real Tarzan'.

The speaker acknowledges that both Leo and Victor are in great shape and seem to enjoy their lifestyles.

The speaker proposes the idea of trying out a monkey-like lifestyle to see its effects, suggesting a potential future video.

The speaker invites viewers to engage by liking, subscribing, and commenting on whether they would like to see a monkey lifestyle video.

The speaker playfully claims to be the mayor of 'Cown', a fictional place where subscribers live.

The speaker reminds viewers of the upcoming shows in Irvine, California, which coincide with VidCon.

The video ends with a humorous note, as the speaker mentions having to go pee in his own mouth, referencing a video he filmed.

Transcripts

00:00

hey California I am doing five shows at

00:02

the Irvine Improv from June 28th to the

00:05

30th and tickets are available right now

00:08

and also only three of the five shows

00:09

are 18 and up the other two are 21 and

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up so if you're only able to go to the

00:13

18 and up ones get your freaking tickets

00:15

right now the shows are taking place the

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same weekend as VidCon that was a

00:18

complete accident didn't mean to do that

00:20

at all whoopsy daisies yeah go grab your

00:22

tickets and I'll see you there I can't

00:23

wait enjoy the video folks think of your

00:25

top three favorite animals right now you

00:28

got it now if a monkey is isn't in your

00:30

top three you're an idiot you are

00:32

objectively wrong show me one animal

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other than a monkey that picks his butt

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sniffs his finger and then falls off of

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a tree branch from the stench don't

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worry I'll

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wait dude straight up I've always loved

00:44

monkeys the Build-A-Bear I got when I

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was a kid was a monkey I had an

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imaginary friend when I was a kid and he

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was a gorilla and also I used to watch

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MVP most valuable primate MVP 2 most

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vertical primate and mxp most extreme

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primate like every single week that's

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like the Trilogy of all time wait a

01:01

minute it's a monkey and I assumed I was

01:03

in the top 1% of monkey fans but I just

01:06

found out that is not true I'm not even

01:09

close it's like when you see someone

01:10

post their Spotify wrapped on their

01:12

story and it says like they're the

01:15

0.1% fan of someone you're like how the

01:17

[ __ ] that even possible that's me with

01:19

monkeys my monkey rat because I just

01:21

became aware of a very small group of

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people who not only love monkeys but

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they are actually living their lives

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like monkeys like they are quite

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literally going bananas I had to get

01:31

that joke out of the way there are

01:32

people out there who are climbing trees

01:34

walking on all fours like gorillas

01:36

swinging on vines making monkey

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sounds they're going absolutely monkey

01:42

mode so I first found out about this

01:45

lifestyle from this guy's Instagram page

01:47

his name is Leo Urban I think it's

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pronounced leoan he's French and he has

01:51

the last name Urban the same way Keith

01:54

Urban does you know it's weird they have

01:55

that last name because both of these

01:56

guys seem pretty Rural and this guy is

01:58

known online as the real life Tarzan and

02:01

there's like a ton of Articles and

02:02

videos about him he also competes in

02:04

like professional tag which I just found

02:07

out was a real [ __ ] thing they got to

02:09

do that with other childhood games but

02:11

hide-and-seek in the Olympics DB Cooper

02:13

number one draft pick yes before we get

02:16

into this video and before I talk about

02:18

the this monkey movement at length I

02:20

just want to say I am in no way trying

02:21

to like shame these people for doing

02:24

this you can do whatever you want as

02:25

long as it's not hurting anybody okay

02:26

but I just think it's really interesting

02:28

and also really silly so I'm going to

02:30

goof on it a little bit sorry so I

02:32

watched a bunch of videos of Leo Urban

02:34

and I'll say this they're objectively

02:36

impressive there's videos of him

02:37

swinging on vines and branches climbing

02:40

and jumping around trees like it's

02:42

nothing it's pretty nuts and I was

02:43

immediately intrigued by this the first

02:45

question I had was like how far does

02:47

this go like what length does he live

02:49

his life as a monkey like is this just a

02:51

strictly fitness thing or an entire

02:53

lifestyle so let's go to his website and

02:55

find out so he calls this whole thing

02:57

Primal parkour and he defines it as

03:00

Primal parkour is inspired by Urban

03:02

parkour but it essentially takes shape

03:04

in nature the practitioner evolves in a

03:06

mixed and rugged environment in which he

03:08

will find his only inspiration o I guess

03:11

it's only for boys sorry controversial

03:14

take but I feel like all monkeys are

03:17

boys it's like how all cats are girls

03:19

and all dogs are boys they will find

03:21

their only inspiration the power of the

03:23

elements animals and the genetic

03:25

Heritage of our ancestors and on his

03:27

website he actually sells a booklet

03:29

called the introduction to Primal

03:31

parkour where you get the origins of

03:34

Primal parkour a warm-up program

03:36

introductory exercises in tree and rock

03:39

climbing and get this a glossery I don't

03:44

know how [ __ ] monkey like it is to

03:45

read a booklet you know like I feel like

03:47

if there was a booklet on how to be a

03:49

monkey the first page would be like

03:50

[ __ ] rip this out and eat it [ __ ]

03:52

chew on it I don't care wipe your ass

03:54

with it but if we scroll down a little

03:55

further he goes into more detail the

03:57

origins Primal has always existed

03:59

throughout history humans have had to

04:00

use their physical and instinctive

04:02

abilities to move hunt and defend

04:04

themselves in the 9s David Bell founded

04:06

parkour he was inspired by and adapted

04:08

it mainly to the urban environment in

04:10

2006 I discovered this Sport and living

04:12

at an altitude of 1,600 m i adapted

04:14

these techniques in this environment

04:16

quickly I achieved great Barefoot

04:18

performances which made me known in the

04:19

discipline values playing Outdoors all

04:21

year round while bare chested and bare

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chested requires discipline and

04:25

perseverance respect for nature is

04:27

essential because it is the condition of

04:28

our Evolution through this this practice

04:30

you will strengthen values such as

04:31

courage perseverance humility and

04:33

respect all right I don't know about you

04:35

guys but I'm hooked this seems super

04:36

awesome and productive and not weird at

04:38

all so let's find out what the next main

04:40

aspect of this way of life

04:43

[Music]

04:46

is all right okay so before we can even

04:50

walk we wear shoes our best shoe is our

04:53

foot walking barefoot has unsuspected

04:55

benefits so take off your shoes and

04:57

enjoy yourself come on take them off

05:00

pick your Dan Schneider be like it is a

05:02

little bit too upfront about that aspect

05:04

of it you know like I think I think the

05:05

unsuspected benefits he's talking about

05:08

are only for him me seeing your feet

05:10

will benefit me greatly he does mention

05:12

the foot thing a lot and I'm sure that's

05:14

a pivotal part of this lifestyle but

05:16

like come on man for free really dude at

05:19

least put it behind a pay wall and make

05:21

that pay wall high enough that you can't

05:23

[ __ ] parkour over but you know I

05:25

guess it makes sense because monkeys are

05:27

usually bare feet you know they always

05:28

got their dogs out sometimes they wear

05:30

shoes and it's awesome and all jokes

05:32

aside from watching a lot of Leo's

05:34

content he seems like a really cool

05:36

genuine nice guy so I don't think like

05:38

the bare feet thing is coming from a

05:40

place of like perversion or anything

05:42

obviously but I think just like a

05:43

general rule of thumb or rule of toe if

05:46

a fitness influencer wants to see your

05:48

feet like right off the bat that's a

05:50

pretty big red flag all right thank you

05:51

so much for joining the monkey Madness

05:53

Fitness class now this is a pretty

05:55

exclusive program so I need to do a

05:57

quick screening process yeah for sure

05:59

all right first off let me see your feet

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uh yeah sure makes sense you know

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monkeys I guess monkeys didn't wear

06:05

shoes Okay makes sense okay my shoes are

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off

06:18

great screening

06:20

process yeah good luck man thanks man

06:24

thank you so much for meeting with me I

06:25

have a lot to think about here I I'll

06:27

report back to my team and we'll be in

06:28

touch okay and don't worry my current

06:31

erection is completely unrelated to me

06:33

sucking on your toes see you later great

06:35

thanks wow I hope I get in hey you must

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be David I'm the real life Tarzan are

06:41

you ready for your screening

06:45

process wait if you're the real life

06:47

Tarzan who the [ __ ] just sucked my toes

06:51

in theaters this summer the toe sucker

06:55

to trouble is a foot I seen a lot of

06:58

comments over the years saying that my

06:59

cutaway sketches go on for a little bit

07:01

too long and uh to that I

07:06

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08:47

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08:49

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08:52

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Leo rin a 17 years of Parkour practice

08:59

practice behind him but it also had some

09:01

pretty weird statements in there you'll

09:02

need a few years of free running

09:04

experience in a body made of

09:07

steel perfect are monkeys bodies made of

09:10

steel should have paid attention in

09:12

Biology class that's [ __ ] awesome and

09:13

there's also another part of this video

09:15

that made me like really upset he has

09:17

gone back to basics and it eared him the

09:19

nickname of hum manzi this is a form of

09:22

exercise where you pretend to be a

09:23

monkey so you don't have to go to the

09:25

gym the fact that they've never coined

09:27

the term G panzee

09:30

is honestly heartbreaking so Leo if

09:32

you're watching this use it okay use

09:34

that term open up a bunch of monkey

09:35

themed gyms call them gim panes play the

09:39

MVP movies on repeat on the TVs have

09:42

bananas all over the place and you can

09:44

even have a tanning bed there so people

09:46

could get an

09:49

orangutan instead of showers you'd pick

09:52

the bugs off each other's back I don't

09:53

know but like I said earlier Leo [ __ ]

09:55

like walks around on his knuckles and he

09:58

does like little knuckle fist bumps and

09:59

stuff and he also encourages people to

10:01

make monkey noises while they're

10:03

climbing

10:05

trees and you know how weird this is I

10:08

do love how committed he is to the

10:09

lifestyle he's basically the embodiment

10:11

of the meme okay so basically I'm monkey

10:14

When anybody asks him how he's able to

10:16

do all this crazy stuff he just shows

10:17

him that Meme and honestly in the grand

10:19

scheme of Fitness influencers trying to

10:21

sell you a certain lifestyle this is

10:23

very tame especially Fitness influencers

10:25

who use the term

10:27

Primal Leo is the a superior Fitness

10:30

influencer in that category for sure and

10:32

also Leo is constantly posting about the

10:34

environment and raising money for

10:36

Charities that are helping with climate

10:37

change and the loss of the animal's

10:39

natural habitat he also posted probably

10:41

the hardest picture I've ever seen in my

10:43

life on his Facebook page so [ __ ]

10:45

prepare

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[Music]

10:49

yourselves that is so fire are you

10:52

[ __ ] kidding Michelangelo who

10:55

creation of Adam more like creation of

10:57

Adam painting that's a piece of [ __ ]

10:59

compared to this although after seeing

11:01

where monkeys put their fingers I

11:02

wouldn't be rushing to touch tips with

11:04

this guy but Leo isn't the only person

11:06

doing this in my research I found

11:08

another article about a guy in China who

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claims that walking like a monkey has

11:12

stopped him from getting ill for three

11:14

decades or maybe he just can't get

11:16

health care every time he walks into a

11:17

hospital they're like dude you're you

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got to go to the vet you're a gorilla

11:20

dude what are you doing here holy [ __ ]

11:22

is this a secret to a long life just

11:23

walking on all fours all those [ __ ]

11:25

pay pigs they're going to live forever

11:27

I'll read a little bit of the article I

11:28

started doing this walk exercise when I

11:30

was about 20 years old the Chinese man

11:32

told pear video I often watched the

11:34

monkeys at the zoo I thought it looked

11:36

so fun and I started imitating he added

11:39

good for him I'm also pretty glad that

11:40

he picked the monkeys to imitate like

11:43

that's a little weird but any other

11:44

animal would have been that extra step

11:46

of crazy you know yeah I just loved

11:48

watching the snakes so the last 20 years

11:50

I've kind of just been slithering around

11:53

and every couple months I rip my skin so

11:56

this movement exists all over but Leo

11:58

Urban is the main real life

12:00

Tarzan or so I thought turns out there's

12:04

another person who is also called the

12:06

real life Tarzan and Leo's dedication to

12:08

the ape lifestyle is pretty tame

12:10

compared to this next guy and his name

12:12

is Victor Manuel F sorry if I'm

12:14

pronouncing that wrong Victor is the

12:15

creator of this thing called the Tarzan

12:18

movement Tarzan movement back there

12:20

which has over 900,000 followers on

12:23

Instagram and Victor's connection with

12:24

monkeys runs much deeper than just

12:27

climbing on trees and running around

12:29

like Leo does essentially both of these

12:30

guys have the same mission statement

12:32

which is reject modernity Embrace monkey

12:36

but the way I see it Leo is parkour

12:38

first because he still does Urban

12:40

parkour I guess all the parkour he does

12:41

is urban cuz that's his last name but he

12:43

still climbs around in like buildings

12:45

and stuff but Victor on the other hand

12:46

is all in on the monkey lifestyle like

12:48

if there was a monkey off between Leo

12:50

and Victor Victor would be the

12:56

Victor according to an independent arti

12:59

today Fus believes that many humans have

13:01

lost touch with the natural world he

13:03

also believes that Apes embody a

13:05

spiritual connection to Nature that

13:07

we've forgotten about in our culture of

13:09

go- go capitalism and office cubicle so

13:11

he created a new instructive movement

13:13

that has already convinced hundreds of

13:15

people to take to the jungle and pretend

13:18

to be Apes known as the Tarzan movement

13:20

it is a fitness regime and novel

13:22

approach to life taught internationally

13:24

through workshops and climbing classes

13:26

with FAS encouraging his followers to

13:29

mimic the movements of apes and monkey

13:30

so he's fully embraced the monkey

13:32

gorilla glue to him is just glue and if

13:34

you go to Victor's Instagram it's just

13:36

him posting about the upcoming Tarzan

13:38

movement Retreats that he has coming up

13:40

like this jungle immersion from August

13:42

19th to 25th full immersion with me and

13:45

a team of local guides in the jungle of

13:47

Sumatra everyday 4-Hour training and

13:50

trekkings daily trips to spot and learn

13:53

from orangutan and other animals holy

13:55

damn what are you learning from the

13:56

orangutan what is he teaching you guys

13:58

deep in the the woods of Sumatra there

14:01

is an orangutan who will teach us long

14:03

division okay we camp by the river every

14:05

day carnivore or veg meal on your

14:08

preference okay if you're going to do a

14:10

fully immersive monkey trip you guys

14:12

should only be eating bananas and bugs

14:14

price is $1,500 includes taxi from

14:16

airport full pension and wow that's

14:19

pretty good actually a lot of companies

14:20

aren't even offering those these days so

14:22

that's that's pretty good send a message

14:23

to join and then the foot emoji

14:29

okay now why that emoji why is that

14:32

emoji there what kind of message do you

14:34

want me to send yes so if you want to

14:35

come to the Jungle if it's if you're

14:36

interested just send a complete 360 scan

14:39

of your feet uh your size and um some

14:42

used socks where do you go to the

14:44

bathroom on these Retreats you know just

14:46

like in the forest I guess or wait no

14:47

never mind dude have you guys seen that

14:49

video of the monkey uh peeing in its own

14:51

mouth is that what you learned from the

14:53

aratan dude that'd be awesome so I

14:55

watched Victor's entire documentary that

14:58

he posted on his Channel about this um

15:00

philosophy and it basically boils down

15:03

to like tapping into the animal parts of

15:06

ourselves which I imagine can be pretty

15:08

therapeutic but it is super funny

15:10

picturing someone taking the Tarzan

15:12

movement like way too far though now may

15:14

you all please rise for the

15:16

[Music]

15:25

bride she promised me she wouldn't walk

15:28

like a monkey sir why is she walking

15:30

like a monkey she just got back from a

15:32

jungle Retreat should I keep going or

15:35

should I

15:42

stop oh my God she promised me she

15:44

wouldn't throw her poop like a monkey

15:46

I'm not going to do a recap of the whole

15:48

documentary cuz it's it's pretty long

15:49

and it's in another language also but

15:51

the rest of the documentary showcases

15:53

him teaching people the ways of the

15:55

Tarzan movement and everybody seems to

15:57

be having like a blast while they're

15:59

doing it and you know what the more I

16:00

think about this the more it makes sense

16:02

I walk by so many climbable trees when

16:05

I'm walking my dog and in my head I'm

16:07

just like God that'd be such a fun one

16:08

to climb I could just go up and just

16:10

chill but I'd get yelled at if I climbed

16:12

one of my neighbor trees so all the

16:13

power to these people if it's working

16:15

for them but there's one part of the

16:16

documentary that made me laugh pretty

16:17

hard though it shows him like training

16:19

one of his students in the art of Tarzan

16:22

movement and at the one part he's just

16:24

straight up throwing apples at the guy

16:29

I don't know what that's supposed to do

16:30

how did you even come up with that right

16:32

I imagine he's just like no I do this

16:34

all the time with the monkeys at the zoo

16:36

I go in there with a big basket of

16:37

apples and I just [ __ ] Chuck at I

16:40

throw apples at these monkeys for hours

16:42

dude no curveball no change up just

16:44

straight [ __ ] gas man and as much as

16:47

I'm goofing on it it seems to work like

16:49

both of these real life tar Tarzan

16:52

Tarzan they're both in awesome shape

16:54

like they're both jacked and I would

16:55

hate to get in a fight with someone who

16:56

is constantly pretending to be a monkey

16:58

you know they're ripping your face off

17:00

but the craziest thing about this whole

17:01

Tarzan movement it's not the walking on

17:04

your knuckles being Barefoot all the

17:06

time climbing trees making monkey sounds

17:08

all that aside the weirdest part of all

17:10

of this you'd assume that these two guys

17:12

would be like mortal enemies two guys

17:14

operating in the same Niche with like

17:17

different news outlets each calling them

17:19

the real life Tarzan these guys should

17:20

be like at each other's throats and [ __ ]

17:22

but they're not they're like best

17:23

friends it's like no bad blood

17:25

whatsoever they're just like yeah dude

17:27

we're we did it we're monkeys man and

17:29

yeah is it [ __ ] super cute to see two

17:31

guys climbing trees and having a good

17:33

time together absolutely is that also

17:35

maybe a sign that possibly connecting to

17:37

your animal side like fully removes your

17:40

ego and you can actually like enjoy life

17:42

for the first time in your life maybe

17:44

but I'm about to say it these two guys

17:45

being all buddy buddy that's not very

17:48

Monkey like like if you're a [ __ ] Top

17:49

Dog monkey you know and another monkey

17:51

tries to move in on your territory you

17:53

got to stay in your ground you got to

17:55

[ __ ] you got to mostly I want these

17:57

guys to beef with each other cuz I think

17:58

could be super funny like I would

18:00

absolutely love to see a real life

18:02

Tarzan diss track you

18:04

[Music]

18:13

know who the [ __ ] is claiming to be the

18:16

real

18:17

Tarzan I'm the real Tarzan [ __ ] my dad

18:21

is a

18:23

monkey I'm

18:25

Tarzan you're lil xan one time I killed

18:29

a leopard with a

18:31

spear it's the best day of my

18:35

life listen up I can throw my [ __ ] a

18:38

quarter mile you got no balls infertile

18:42

quit saying you're the real Tarzan or

18:43

you'll live to regret it like what Dar

18:45

man you're a bip [ __ ] rocket running

18:48

shoes I reckon stupid [ __ ] and I'm

18:50

swinging on vines Jane say you last

18:53

second now I got your girl and she all

18:55

on my tree she wants to get her belt

18:56

unbuckled I don't wear belts me the MVP

18:59

she do the Walk of Shame on her Knuckles

19:02

I'm the real thing you an imitation I'm

19:04

chilling with some Apes in a river Bas

19:06

we all yell at in no conversation cuz

19:08

they're monkeys they were masturba now I

19:10

may not be a monkey genetically Homo

19:12

sapiens technically true i' be climbing

19:14

trees inity you're monkeying around

19:16

pathetically [ __ ] call me key I'm

19:18

surrounded by pe legit raised by monkeys

19:20

is not a big deal like a b my ass is out

19:23

you smelling my finger you're passing

19:25

out see you suck my dick no homo erectus

19:28

deforestation someone protect us hun for

19:30

support like they try to eject us when

19:32

monkey smile is just so infectious sorry

19:34

about that got carried away just like

19:36

the lady in King Kong yeah I'm banging

19:38

on my chest all day peeing my mouth with

19:40

my dingdong what the [ __ ] dude no have

19:43

you seen that video the of the monkey

19:44

peeing in his own mouth I I actually

19:47

filmed that video I know that guy pretty

19:48

well he did it he was he doesn't always

19:50

do that he just had too much banana lure

19:52

but it's it's whatever I'm the real

19:55

Tarzan so

19:59

I'm now realizing that this is the

20:00

second time that I've written and

20:02

recorded a diss track from the

20:04

perspective of a Disney character you

20:06

either die a hero or live long enough to

20:08

see yourself become the villain I don't

20:10

know in conclusion I don't really see

20:11

anything wrong with this lifestyle it's

20:13

not hurting anybody I just thought it

20:14

was really funny to pretend to be a

20:16

monkey and I wanted to goof on it for a

20:18

little bit but who knows maybe

20:20

pretending to be a monkey is a secret

20:21

maybe that's the secret to happiness and

20:23

a long life and there's really only one

20:25

way to find out so how about you guys

20:26

leave a comment let me know if you want

20:27

to see me do a video where I uh try to

20:29

live like a freaking monkey and uh and

20:32

see how it affects my life and Leo or

20:34

Victor if you guys are watching this

20:35

video freaking pick up that banana foam

20:37

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21:19

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21:21

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