Dana Perino roasts Biden: 'Not exactly the Gettysburg Address'
Summary
TLDRThe transcript appears to be a satirical monologue from a show, possibly 'Gutfeld!', where the host fills in for Greg Gutfeld. The host discusses various topics including National Email Day, Spanish-Language Day, and the potential for Joe Biden to address the nation in French. The monologue touches on the Biden administration's lack of transparency, the president's reluctance to give interviews to certain newspapers, and the comparison between Biden's and Trump's approach to media interactions. It also addresses concerns about Biden's competency and the strategy of the Democratic party regarding debates. The host humorously critiques the president's communication style, the press's role, and the overall political climate, suggesting that Biden should be more accessible to the public and the press.
Takeaways
- 📅 Today is recognized as both National E-Mail Day and Spanish-Language Day, with some celebrating by deleting emails and President Biden planning to address the nation in French.
- 🎬 CNN, which operated for one month in 2022, is suggested to be making a comeback, referred to as a 'twice baked potato'.
- 🏠 A daughter complained of being homeless and broke after being expelled from college for anti-Semitic views, and now cannot afford a Father's Day gift for her uncle.
- 👵 A new study suggests that many seniors have varying perceptions of old age, with some considering 75 as the new 65, and others thinking 150 is the new 120.
- 🚫 President Joe Biden has reportedly refused to give a single interview to The New York Times, The Washington Post, or The Wall Street Journal, which is unusual for a president.
- 🗣️ The expectation for a president to communicate openly with constituents is questioned, as President Biden is criticized for incoherent sentences and a lack of transparency.
- 🤔 The excuses given by the White House Press for President Biden's absence from press conferences are deemed laughable, with the president working less and being more elusive than Harold Ford Junior.
- 🚁 The idea of fitting a helicopter in the White House Briefing Room as a humorous way to get President Biden to hold a press conference is proposed.
- 👴 Comparisons are made between President Biden and former President Donald Trump, with Trump being more accessible to the media and the public.
- 🏛️ Concerns are raised about threats to Jewish students on college campuses, the situation in Afghanistan, and the lack of clarity on the administration's policies.
- 📰 The role of the White House Press Corps is questioned, with a call for them to be more demanding and less compliant in their interactions with the president.
Q & A
What is the significance of the day mentioned at the beginning of the transcript?
-The day mentioned is significant for two reasons: it is National E-Mail Day, and it is also Spanish-Language Day.
Why is President Biden planning to address the nation in French?
-The transcript humorously suggests that President Biden, who is portrayed as confused, is planning to address the nation in French on Spanish-Language Day, which is a mix-up of languages.
What is the reference to Michael Douglas as Joe Biden?
-The transcript implies that Michael Douglas, an actor, is playing the role of Joe Biden, suggesting that Biden's public appearances are as scripted and performed as a movie role.
Why is CNN described as a 'twice baked potato'?
-The phrase 'twice baked potato' is a metaphor suggesting that CNN, after operating for one month in 2022 and possibly facing a decline, is attempting a comeback, much like a twice baked potato which is a dish that is prepared twice.
What is the issue with the daughter mentioned in the transcript?
-The daughter is described as being homeless and broke after being kicked out of college for her anti-Semitic views, and she is now unable to afford a gift for her uncle on Father's Day.
Why is there criticism of President Biden's communication with the public?
-The criticism stems from President Biden's alleged refusal to give a single interview to major newspapers like The New York Times, The Washington Post, and The Wall Street Journal, which is seen as a departure from the expected transparency and communication with constituents.
What is the implication about President Biden's speeches?
-The implication is that President Biden struggles with coherent speech and relies heavily on speechwriters, with the suggestion that his best speech is a one-word command.
How is the White House Press Corps portrayed in the transcript?
-The White House Press Corps is portrayed as failing in its duty to hold the President accountable, with the suggestion that they are part of the Committee to Reelect Joe Biden.
What is the discussion about the possibility of a debate between President Biden and Donald Trump?
-The discussion suggests that there is a debate within the Democratic party about whether President Biden should debate Donald Trump, with concerns about Biden's ability to perform well without preparation or notes.
Why does the transcript mention the White House Correspondence Dinner?
-The White House Correspondence Dinner is mentioned as an upcoming event that is traditionally about good journalism and student scholarships, but has become a night of media self-congratulation, and is suggested as an opportunity for the White House Press Corps to demand better of itself.
What is the criticism regarding the President's accessibility to the media?
-The criticism is that President Biden is not sufficiently accessible to the media, often only taking questions when departing on Marine One, and that the White House Press Corps allows this behavior instead of insisting on more transparency and engagement.
Outlines
😀 Biden's Absence from Traditional Media and Public Scrutiny
The first paragraph discusses President Biden's lack of traditional media interviews, particularly with The New York Times, The Washington Post, and The Wall Street Journal. It critiques Biden's communication style, comparing it to former President Donald Trump's more accessible approach. The paragraph also touches on Biden's perceived incoherence, the White House Press Corps' role in enabling his avoidance of questions, and the public's limited insight into his policies on energy, immigration, and the southern border.
😅 Biden's Debate Strategy and Public Perception
The second paragraph explores the potential for President Biden to debate his opponent, likely referring to then-President Donald Trump. It suggests that Biden's team may be hesitant due to concerns about his performance and the risk of gaffes. The discussion includes speculation about the strategy of using Trump's behavior as a condition for agreeing to a debate, and the potential political implications of such a decision. The paragraph also comments on the public's view of Biden's competency and the role of the media in shaping that perception.
😓 Critique of Biden's Public Engagement and the Press's Complicity
The third paragraph focuses on the criticism of President Biden's limited public engagements and the White House Press Office's handling of the press. It questions why the press does not demand more from Biden on issues such as anti-Semitism on campus and his overall policy agenda. The paragraph also contrasts Biden's approach to public interaction with that of a hypothetical opponent, suggesting that Biden's team keeps him distant from the public and the press, which is seen as a strategic move to avoid potential missteps.
Mindmap
Keywords
💡National E-Mail Day
💡Spanish-Language Day
💡CNN
💡Anti-Semitism
💡Father's Day
💡White House Press Corps
💡Transparency
💡Debate
💡Competency
💡Media Access
💡Public Perception
Highlights
Today is National E-Mail Day and some Americans are celebrating by deleting their emails.
It's also Spanish-Language Day and President Biden is planning to address the nation in French.
CNN, which operated for one month in 2022, might be making a comeback.
The daughter complained she is homeless and broke after getting kicked out of college for her anti-Semitic views.
According to a new study, many seniors think 65 is the new 75, while others think 150 is the new 120.
Joe Biden has refused to give a single interview to the New York Times, Washington Post or Wall Street Journal during his presidency.
Biden's promise of a return to normal would be a president who actually talks to his constituents.
The best speech Biden has given is simply saying "I have one word: Don't."
Biden's speechwriters must have the easiest job on Earth as they are not paid by the word.
The White House press corps is part of the problem, excusing Biden's lack of press conferences.
Donald Trump gave the media more access than they could handle.
Biden has been coasting but at least he stood out on the front lawn wanting to talk.
Radicalized college kids with more privilege than brains threaten Jewish students.
Biden has not explained what happened in Afghanistan or the intelligence agencies' failure to predict the October 7th attack on Israel.
Biden has not explained his energy policy, plan on Sentinel, or southern border solution.
The White House press corps needs to demand more of itself and not tolerate Biden's silly helicopter moments.
Biden's numbers on health and competency compared to Trump are not getting any better.
The White House Correspondence Dinner is coming up this weekend, which is supposed to be about good journalism but has become a night of the media fawning over themselves.
The press corps has the perfect chance at the dinner to demand more access to Biden.
Transcripts
>> HAPPY TUESDAY EVERYONE,
WELCOME TO A VERY SPECIAL
EDITION OF 'GUTFELD!', I'M
FILLING IN FOR GREG THAT IS OFF
HIDING JESSE'S HAIRPIECE
SOMEWHERE.
TODAY IS NATIONAL E-MAIL DAY AND
SOME AMERICANS ARE CELEBRATING
BY DELETING THEM.
IT'S ALSO SPANISH-LANGUAGE DAY
TO CELEBRATE A CONFUSED
PRESIDENT BIDEN IS PLANNING TO
ADDRESS THE NATION IN FRENCH.
MICHAEL DOUGLAS AS JOE BIDEN IS
A SHARP AS TACK.
HERE IS THE TAX.
[ Laughter ]
STREAMING SERVICE CNN THAT
OPERATED FOR ONE MONTH IN 2022,
IT MIGHT BE MAKING A COMEBACK.
TALK ABOUT A TWICE BAKED POTATO.
THE DAUGHTER COMPLAINED THAT SHE
IS HOMELESS AND BROKE AFTER
GETTING KICKED OUT OF COLLEGE
FOR HER ANTI-SEMITIC VIEWS.
EVEN WORSE, NOW SHE CAN'T AFFORD
TO GET HER UNCLE A GIFT FOR
FATHER'S DAY.
[ Applause ]
FINALLY ACCORDING TO A NEW
STUDY, MANY SENIORS THINK 75 IS
THEN USED 65.
WHILE OTHERS THANK 150 IS THEN
YOU 120.
LET'S GET TO THE MONOLOGUE.
SO I SAW THIS OVER THE WEEKEND,
THEY REPORTED THAT DURING THE
PRESIDENCY JOE BIDEN HAS REFUSED
TO GIVE A SINGLE INTERVIEW TO
THE NEW YORK TIMES PICKED THE
WASHINGTON POST WITH THE WALL
STREET JOURNAL.
AND HE'S THE ONLY PRESIDENT IN
LIVING MEMORY TO REFUSE AN
INTERVIEW WITH THE TIMES.
SO WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BIDEN
PROMISE OF A RETURN TO NORMAL,
NORMAL WOULD BE A PRESIDENT WHO
ACTUALLY TALKS TO HIS
CONSTITUENTS.
INCOHERENT SENTENCES WITHOUT
NEEDING CLOSED CAPTIONS.
YOU KNOW THINGS ARE BAD WHEN
BEST SPEECH THE PRESIDENT HAS
GIVEN IS THIS ONE.
>> President Biden: I HAVE ONE
WORD, DON'T.
>> Dana: NOT THE GETTYSBURG
ADDRESS.
JOE WOULD STRUGGLE RECITING KIDS
DRESS.
SPEECHWRITERS MUST HAVE THE
EASIEST JOB ON EARTH, THEY
DEFINITELY DO NOT GET PAID BY
THE WORD.
ON THE OTHER HAND AT LEAST
THAT'S THE SPEECH THAT HE COULD
REMEMBER.
MEANWHILE THE EXCUSES FROM THE
WHITE HOUSE PRESS ARE LAUGHABLE,
PART OF THE PRESIDENT'S JOB IS
ACTUALLY TO HOLD PRESS
CONFERENCES BUT THIS GUY COMES
TO WORK LESS AND HAROLD FORD
JUNIOR.
AND THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE
MOST TRANSPARENT ADMINISTRATION
EVER, REMEMBER?
MR PRESIDENT WAS IT SOMETHING WE
SAID, LIKE ASKING A QUESTION
BECAUSE THE ONLY TIME JOE BIDEN
SEEMS WILLING TO ANSWER ANYTHING
IS WHEN MARINE ONE IS GOING FULL
BLAST BEHIND.
DO YOU THINK IF THAT WE FIT A
HELICOPTER IN THE WHITE HOUSE
BRIEFING ROOM THAT HE MIGHT
ACTUALLY HOLD A PRESS
CONFERENCE?
AND MAY BE HE COULD JUST DOWN
BEHIND HIM AND MAKE HELICOPTER
NOISES.
COMPARED THIS TO DONALD TRUMP
WHO GAVE US ACCESS ALL -- ALL WE
CAN HANDLE, TOO MUCH A NEW
REPORTER EVER SAID THAT THE
STRONG GUIDE TO HOLD BACK SO
MUCH.
BIDEN HAS BEEN COASTING AS, HE
WAS.
BUT AT LEAST YOU YOU STOOD.
GREAT OUT ON THE FRONT LAWN
WANTING TO TALK.
REMEMBER THAT ONE SO WHERE IS
JOE BIDEN NOW, IS RADICALIZED
COLLEGE KIDS WITH MORE PRIVILEGE
THAN BRAINS THREATEN JEWISH
STUDENTS.
SHOULD HE TAKE THAT PERSONALLY
AS HE GREW UP IN JEWISH TEMPLES?
AS WELL AS BLOCK CHARGES, PUERTO
RICAN BODEGAS AND CHINESE
LAUNDROMATS?
HAS A PRESIDENT EVER EXPLAINED
WHAT HAPPENED IN AFGHANISTAN?
I REALIZED THAT THE DISTANT
MEMORY TO HIM BUT THEN AGAIN SO
IS TODAY'S BREAKFAST.
OR HOW THE INTEL AGENCIES MISSED
THE OCTOBER 7th ATTACK ON
ISRAEL OR WHY HE HAD NO IDEA HIS
SECRETARY OF DEFENCE WAS MISSING
FOR OVER A WEEK.
OR WHY HIS SHOES ARE THEIR OWN
FEET.
HAS HE EVER STOOD AND EXPLAINED
HIS ENERGY POLICY?
HIS PLAN ON SENTINEL?
HIS SOUTHERN BORDER SOLUTION?
INSTEAD HE GLOWERS ABOUT UNCLE
GETTING BY CANNIBALS IN THE
PLANE WAS SHOT DOWN IN
GILLIGAN'S ISLAND.
BIG PART OF THE BLAME HERE GOES
TO THE COMMITTEE TO REELECT JOE
BIDEN.
THAT'S OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE
WHITE HOUSE PRESS CORPS.
SILLY HELICOPTER MOMENTS SHOULD
NOT BE TOLERATED.
THE REPORTERS REFUSED TO ASK
QUESTIONS OF USE PRESIDENT OVER
THE NOISE OF 25,000-HORSEPOWER
ENGINES AND WHAT HE DOES TAKE A
QUESTION A QUESTION OR TWO HE
SHIELDS HIMSELF BY SAYING THIS?
>> President Biden: [
Inaudible ]
>> Dana: THE ONLY QUESTION HE
TAKES SERIOUSLY IS WOULD YOU
LIKE THAT IN A COPPER COAT ON?
I JUST HAVE A LITTLE ADVICE, YOU
ARE THE COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF, TELL
YOUR PRESS OFFICE TO POUND SOUND
YOU WANT TO TALK TO REPORTERS,
AND OF COURSE THE REST OF THE
MEDIA JUST PLACE ALONG.
LOOK AT THE SOFT HEADLINES ABOUT
THE CAMPUS PROTEST.
HOW KAMALA HARRIS GOT HER GROOVE
BACK STORIES AND IS THAT WHAT
SHE HAS, A GROUP?
WAS NITROUS OXIDE.
>> YOU THINK YOU JUST A COCONUT
TREE?
[ Laughter ]
[ Laughter ]
>> Dana: HEARTBEAT AWAY, JUST
A HEARTBEAT AWAY, SO THE WHITE
HOUSE SEEMS TO BELIEVE THAT THEY
JUST NEED A JOE BIDEN GIVING A
FEW MORE FIERY SPEECHES.
HEADS UP THAT IS NOT WORKING.
RIGHT NOW BIDEN'S NUMBERS ON
HEALTH AND COMPETENCY COMPARED
TO TRAPPER NOT GETTING ANY
BETTER.
AND ALL THIS COMES AS WE HEAD
INTO WASHINGTON THE MOST
RIDICULOUS WEEK SAYING
SOMETHING.
IT'S THE WHITE HOUSE
CORRESPONDENCE DINNER THIS
WEEKEND WHICH IS SUPPOSED TO BE
ABOUT GOOD JOURNALISM AND
STUDENTS WINNING SCHOLARSHIPS.
SO I'D BE SUSPICIOUS OF ANY
AWARDS FROM COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY.
ESPECIALLY IF IT'S MAKING A
TICKING SOUND.
INSTEAD IT'S A NIGHT OF THE
MEDIA FAWNING ALL OVER
THEMSELVES BUT IS THE PERFECT
CHANCE FOR THE WHITE HOUSE PRESS
CORPS IS TO DEMAND OF ITSELF.
SO WILL HE DO IT?
IF YOU'RE GOING TO BED ON THAT
HAPPENING, IS A VERY MEDIOCRE
PRESIDENT ONCE SAID DON'T.
SO HAPPY TO BE HERE AND WANT TO
WELCOME TONIGHT'S GUESS AS A
FORMER COP LIKES TO SPEND HIS
THREE-TIME FRISKING HIM SOUTH,
FOX NEWS CONTRIBUTOR.
YOU KNOW HOW SHE SPELLS CHARLIE,
ANY DAMN WAY SHE WANTS, CHARLIE
IS HERE.
WHEN SHE GOES ON A RANCH SHE
PACKS A SUITCASE, NEW YORK TIMES
BEST-SELLING AUTHOR.
[ Applause ]
AND HIS QUADS HAVE THEIR OWN
AGENT, HIS CABS DO NOT.
NEW YORK TIMES BEST-SELLING
AUTHOR, COMEDIAN AND FORMER
WORLD CHAMPION.
PAUL, WERE A LITTLE OVER SIX
MONTHS AWAY FROM THE ELECTION
AND WE GOT THE RECENT POLLS,'S
NECK AND NECK BUT TRUMP WAS
AHEAD BY A BID IN MOST OF THE
BATTLEGROUND STATES.
DO YOU THINK THAT IT'S PANIC
TIME FOR THE DEMOCRATS AND DO
YOU THINK THAT BIDEN WILL DEBATE
TRUMP?
>> I DO.
I THINK THE OPTIC IS SO BAD IF
HE DOESN'T.
BUT THE PROBLEM WITH THAT IS
THAT YOU CAN SEIZE THE OVERALL
STRATEGY IS A BUFFER, THE
GODFATHER WHEN HE SAYS THERE WAS
A LOT OF BUFFERS, IT'S A BUFFER
AT ALL TIMES BETWEEN THE LEADER
OF THE FREE WORLD AND THE
POPULATION AND THE REASON IS
BECAUSE THEY ARE AFRAID THAT IF
WE LEAVE THEM ALONE HE'LL START
TALKING ABOUT POPPING CANNIBALS.
IT'S ON LIKE A BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I THINK HE HAD THAT FOR
BREAKFAST.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHERE THEY
THINK THIS COULD GO BECAUSE YOU
CAN'T HIDE HIM FOR ANOTHER SIX
MONTHS.
AND I THINK AT SOME POINT THE
GOOD HAVE TO BITE THE BULLET AND
SAY YOU HAVE TO SINK OR SWIM
BECAUSE THE OPTIC IS SO BAD THAT
THEY CONTINUE HAVE ONE DEBATE
MAYBE THEY CHECK THE BOX AND
MOVE ON BUT I THINK THEY HAVE TO
DO AT LEAST ONE?
>> Dana: DO YOU THINK THEY ARE
HEDGING THEIR BETS AND TRYING TO
GET IT TO A POINT WHERE THEY SAY
IT -- BIDEN SAYS IT DEPENDS ON
HOW TRUMP BEHAVES WHETHER HE
WILL DEBATE THEM.
>> ABSOLUTE.
IS TRYING TO PIN THIS ON TRUMP
RATHER THAN HIS OWN DEVICES.
HE KNOWS THAT HE CAN'T STAND ON
HIS OWN 2 FEET.
QUITE LITERALLY HE STUMBLES ALL
OVER HIMSELF ALL THE TIME.
HE KNOWS THAT HE CAN GO OFF
SCRIPT.
IF YOU'RE PUT INTO A DEBATE
SITUATION WHAT WILL HAPPEN
THERE, WE CAN ONLY IMAGINE THE
COMEDY THAT WOULD ENSUE, HE'S
TRYING TO PIN THIS ON DONALD
TRUMP, WE'LL SEE HOW HE BEHAVES.
AND MATTER-OF-FACT WHY WOULD I
WANT TO DEBATE A CRIMINAL.
THAT'S THE KIND OF ARGUMENT THAT
HE'S MAKING RIGHT NOW AND IT
MAKES NO SENSE BUT I THINK THE
BEST THING HIS TEAM CAN DO, THE
ONLY THING THEY HAVE DONE HIS
FINGER UP TO THIS POINT IS KEEP
THEM OUT OF THE PUBLIC EYE AND
NOT ALLOW THEM TO DO ANY TYPE OF
ONE-ON-ONE INTERVIEWS.
>> IT'S INTERESTING BECAUSE I'VE
NEVER SEEN A POLE AND A
PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION ON
COMPETENCY.
>> IT'S A GIVEN.
BUT NOW WE HAVE THESE POLLS ON
COMPETENCY IN ONE WAY FOR THE
WHITE HOUSE TO SHOW THAT JOE
BIDEN IS FULLY COMPETENT WOULD
BE TO DEBATE.
OR NOT.
>> I WAS SAYING MONTHS AGO THAT
THEY WERE GOING TO TRY TO MAKE
THE POINT OF LIKE, YOU CAN'T
NORMALIZE TRUMP IN THIS WAY.
EXCUSES DON'T MAKE SENSE.
I READ THE ARTICLE TALKING ABOUT
HOW HE DOESN'T SPEAK TO THE
MEDIA.
WHITE HOUSE OFFICIAL SAID,'S
TRAVEL SCHEDULE IS MORE
DEMANDING THAN ANY PRESIDENT.
I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S TRUE BUT IF
IT IS, THERE'S A LEVEL OF POWER
AND PRESTIGE WERE TRAVELLING IS
NOT HARD.
AIR FORCE ONE HAS A BET ON IT.
I KNOW YOU CAN DEFINITELY RELATE
TO THIS.
MY TOURIST SCHEDULE IS REALLY
GRUELLING BUT THE REASONS FOR
DON'T APPLY TO JOE BIDEN.
I'M IN SYRACUSE AND ROCHESTER
THIS WEEKEND, NOT THAT FAR FROM
NEW YORK CITY BUT I HAVE TO GET
UP EARLY TO TAKE AN EARLY FLIGHT
BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT THAT MANY
OPTIONS FOR FLIGHTS.
OWES I GET THERE HE GETS TO PICK
WHEN THE PLANE LANDS, HE DOES
NOT HAVE TO GO THROUGH.
>> THEY PACK FOR HIM, THERE'S
PROBABLY A DOCTOR ON THERE,
GIVING AN IV TREATMENT THAT HE
WANTS TAKING WALKS ONTO THE
PLANE RIGHT ONTO THE BED, THAT'S
AN EASY.
>> IT IS PRETTY INCREDIBLE, YOUR
COMPETITOR.
AS YOU GET IN THE RAIN BIDEN
SAYS HE'S A FIGHTER AND THE GO
BACK OUT AND FIGHT.
>> HE WOULD 1000 PERCENT DEBATE
PRESIDENT TRUMP.
AND HE WOULD WIPE THE FLOOR WITH
HIM WITH ANECDOTES AND EPITAPHS
AND CLEVER GOT YOUR MOMENTS.
BUT HE DOES NOT CAN SORT WITH
CRIMINALS OR A CREW.
AND THAT IS THE NEW WORD.
YOU CAN'T LET A GUY WHO'S GOING
TO GO TO JAIL AND TRYING TO TAKE
AWAY DEMOCRACY AND YOU'RE
GETTING GIVE THIS GUY THIS
UPSTART A PLATFORM TO SPEAK TO
THE PRESIDENT?
ABSOLUTELY NOT ON MY WATCH AS AN
AMERICAN CITIZEN.
HE CRIMINAL SHOULD NOT BE
ALLOWED TO SPEAK WITH
PRESIDENTS.
I'VE SAID THIS SINCE THIS WHOLE
CONVERSATION STARTED A YEAR AGO,
THERE WILL BE NO DEBATE.
NO WAY, AND THEY'VE ALREADY LAID
IT OUT.
HE'S A THREAT TO DEMOCRACY, HE'S
A DICTATOR, HE'S -- HILLARY
CLINTON ALTHOUGH IT WAS OWED TO
OJ DAYS THAT HE WAS GONNA KILL
THE ENEMIES.
SO THEY'RE RUNNING THIS WHOLE
THING TO WHERE HE'S LEX THEY'RE
RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT.
THAT'S WHAT IT'S GOING TO BE.
THERE IS NO DEBATE.
THERE CAN'T BE WON.
>> IT MAKES ME ASK A QUESTION.
IS THE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES
DON'T DEVICE PRESIDENTIAL
CANDIDATES DEBATE?
IMAGING KAMALA HARRIS VERSUS
SOME UNKNOWN PERSON.
>> SHE COULD DEBATE SOME UNKNOWN
PERSON AND STILL LOSE.
THINK ABOUT IT, THINK ABOUT THE
SUBSTANCE OF THIS CONVERSATION
ASKING A LOT FOR THE GUY TO
TALK.
THAT'S NOT A LOT.
IF YOU WANT TO BE PRESIDENT IN
CHARGE OF THEIR FOOTBALL,
COHERENT SENTENCES, NOT THAT
HIGH UP THERE.
SEMIEN HAS BEEN DRIVING ME CRAZY
AND YOU ALL INDULGE ME A LITTLE
BIT, IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY THAT
THE WHITE HOUSE PRESS OFFICE
DOES NOT SAY, MR PRESIDENT WE
NEED YOU TO MAKE LEAVES TODAY ON
ANTI-SEMITISM ON CAMPUS, TOP
YOUR SPEECH WITH IT OR MAY BE
TAKE SOME QUESTIONS, HAVE A
REPORTER COME IN AND DO AN
INTERVIEW, INSTEAD THEY LET
SHOUTED QUESTIONS GO TO HIM AND
THEN WE ARE SUPPOSED TO CLOSE
CAPTION AND SO THAT YOU CAN ALL
UNDERSTAND WHAT THE PRESIDENT IS
SAYING IN THE NEXT THING IS THAT
THE PRESIDENTS BEEN PERFECTLY
CLEAR.
>> SINCE WE ARE IN YOUR
PRESENCE, YOU DID A FANTASTIC
JOB AS PRESS SECRETARY.
>> WE UNFORTUNATELY CANNOT SAY