Dana Perino roasts Biden: 'Not exactly the Gettysburg Address'

Fox News
23 Apr 202414:38

Summary

TLDRThe transcript appears to be a satirical monologue from a show, possibly 'Gutfeld!', where the host fills in for Greg Gutfeld. The host discusses various topics including National Email Day, Spanish-Language Day, and the potential for Joe Biden to address the nation in French. The monologue touches on the Biden administration's lack of transparency, the president's reluctance to give interviews to certain newspapers, and the comparison between Biden's and Trump's approach to media interactions. It also addresses concerns about Biden's competency and the strategy of the Democratic party regarding debates. The host humorously critiques the president's communication style, the press's role, and the overall political climate, suggesting that Biden should be more accessible to the public and the press.

Takeaways

  • ๐Ÿ“… Today is recognized as both National E-Mail Day and Spanish-Language Day, with some celebrating by deleting emails and President Biden planning to address the nation in French.
  • ๐ŸŽฌ CNN, which operated for one month in 2022, is suggested to be making a comeback, referred to as a 'twice baked potato'.
  • ๐Ÿ  A daughter complained of being homeless and broke after being expelled from college for anti-Semitic views, and now cannot afford a Father's Day gift for her uncle.
  • ๐Ÿ‘ต A new study suggests that many seniors have varying perceptions of old age, with some considering 75 as the new 65, and others thinking 150 is the new 120.
  • ๐Ÿšซ President Joe Biden has reportedly refused to give a single interview to The New York Times, The Washington Post, or The Wall Street Journal, which is unusual for a president.
  • ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ The expectation for a president to communicate openly with constituents is questioned, as President Biden is criticized for incoherent sentences and a lack of transparency.
  • ๐Ÿค” The excuses given by the White House Press for President Biden's absence from press conferences are deemed laughable, with the president working less and being more elusive than Harold Ford Junior.
  • ๐Ÿš The idea of fitting a helicopter in the White House Briefing Room as a humorous way to get President Biden to hold a press conference is proposed.
  • ๐Ÿ‘ด Comparisons are made between President Biden and former President Donald Trump, with Trump being more accessible to the media and the public.
  • ๐Ÿ›๏ธ Concerns are raised about threats to Jewish students on college campuses, the situation in Afghanistan, and the lack of clarity on the administration's policies.
  • ๐Ÿ“ฐ The role of the White House Press Corps is questioned, with a call for them to be more demanding and less compliant in their interactions with the president.

Q & A

  • What is the significance of the day mentioned at the beginning of the transcript?

    -The day mentioned is significant for two reasons: it is National E-Mail Day, and it is also Spanish-Language Day.

  • Why is President Biden planning to address the nation in French?

    -The transcript humorously suggests that President Biden, who is portrayed as confused, is planning to address the nation in French on Spanish-Language Day, which is a mix-up of languages.

  • What is the reference to Michael Douglas as Joe Biden?

    -The transcript implies that Michael Douglas, an actor, is playing the role of Joe Biden, suggesting that Biden's public appearances are as scripted and performed as a movie role.

  • Why is CNN described as a 'twice baked potato'?

    -The phrase 'twice baked potato' is a metaphor suggesting that CNN, after operating for one month in 2022 and possibly facing a decline, is attempting a comeback, much like a twice baked potato which is a dish that is prepared twice.

  • What is the issue with the daughter mentioned in the transcript?

    -The daughter is described as being homeless and broke after being kicked out of college for her anti-Semitic views, and she is now unable to afford a gift for her uncle on Father's Day.

  • Why is there criticism of President Biden's communication with the public?

    -The criticism stems from President Biden's alleged refusal to give a single interview to major newspapers like The New York Times, The Washington Post, and The Wall Street Journal, which is seen as a departure from the expected transparency and communication with constituents.

  • What is the implication about President Biden's speeches?

    -The implication is that President Biden struggles with coherent speech and relies heavily on speechwriters, with the suggestion that his best speech is a one-word command.

  • How is the White House Press Corps portrayed in the transcript?

    -The White House Press Corps is portrayed as failing in its duty to hold the President accountable, with the suggestion that they are part of the Committee to Reelect Joe Biden.

  • What is the discussion about the possibility of a debate between President Biden and Donald Trump?

    -The discussion suggests that there is a debate within the Democratic party about whether President Biden should debate Donald Trump, with concerns about Biden's ability to perform well without preparation or notes.

  • Why does the transcript mention the White House Correspondence Dinner?

    -The White House Correspondence Dinner is mentioned as an upcoming event that is traditionally about good journalism and student scholarships, but has become a night of media self-congratulation, and is suggested as an opportunity for the White House Press Corps to demand better of itself.

  • What is the criticism regarding the President's accessibility to the media?

    -The criticism is that President Biden is not sufficiently accessible to the media, often only taking questions when departing on Marine One, and that the White House Press Corps allows this behavior instead of insisting on more transparency and engagement.

Outlines

00:00

๐Ÿ˜€ Biden's Absence from Traditional Media and Public Scrutiny

The first paragraph discusses President Biden's lack of traditional media interviews, particularly with The New York Times, The Washington Post, and The Wall Street Journal. It critiques Biden's communication style, comparing it to former President Donald Trump's more accessible approach. The paragraph also touches on Biden's perceived incoherence, the White House Press Corps' role in enabling his avoidance of questions, and the public's limited insight into his policies on energy, immigration, and the southern border.

05:01

๐Ÿ˜… Biden's Debate Strategy and Public Perception

The second paragraph explores the potential for President Biden to debate his opponent, likely referring to then-President Donald Trump. It suggests that Biden's team may be hesitant due to concerns about his performance and the risk of gaffes. The discussion includes speculation about the strategy of using Trump's behavior as a condition for agreeing to a debate, and the potential political implications of such a decision. The paragraph also comments on the public's view of Biden's competency and the role of the media in shaping that perception.

10:01

๐Ÿ˜“ Critique of Biden's Public Engagement and the Press's Complicity

The third paragraph focuses on the criticism of President Biden's limited public engagements and the White House Press Office's handling of the press. It questions why the press does not demand more from Biden on issues such as anti-Semitism on campus and his overall policy agenda. The paragraph also contrasts Biden's approach to public interaction with that of a hypothetical opponent, suggesting that Biden's team keeps him distant from the public and the press, which is seen as a strategic move to avoid potential missteps.

Mindmap

Keywords

๐Ÿ’กNational E-Mail Day

National E-Mail Day is a day dedicated to the use and celebration of electronic mail. In the context of the video, it is mentioned as a day when some Americans are celebrating by deleting their emails, highlighting the mixed feelings people have towards the technology.

๐Ÿ’กSpanish-Language Day

Spanish-Language Day is a day to celebrate the Spanish language. The video humorously mentions President Biden addressing the nation in French on this day, indicating a potential disconnect or confusion in official communications.

๐Ÿ’กCNN

CNN is a major American news channel. The script refers to a streaming service CNN operating for one month in 2022 and possibly making a comeback, which could be a commentary on the changing media landscape and the cyclical nature of media platforms.

๐Ÿ’กAnti-Semitism

Anti-Semitism refers to hostility or prejudice against Jewish people. The video discusses a daughter who is homeless and broke after being kicked out of college for her anti-Semitic views, which ties into broader societal issues and the consequences of such beliefs.

๐Ÿ’กFather's Day

Father's Day is a holiday honoring fathers and fatherhood. It is mentioned in the context of the daughter not being able to afford a gift for her uncle on Father's Day, showing the personal impact of her actions and the timing of the events.

๐Ÿ’กWhite House Press Corps

The White House Press Corps is a group of journalists who cover the President of the United States and the White House. The video criticizes the Press Corps for not holding the President accountable, suggesting a lack of rigor in questioning and reporting.

๐Ÿ’กTransparency

Transparency in this context refers to the openness and communication from the administration. The video contrasts the promise of the most transparent administration ever with the President's apparent reluctance to engage with the press and public.

๐Ÿ’กDebate

A debate is a formal discussion where opposing arguments are put forward. The video discusses whether President Biden will debate, which is a significant aspect of political discourse and a traditional part of the election process.

๐Ÿ’กCompetency

Competency refers to the ability to do something successfully or efficiently. The video mentions polls on competency, indicating that there are concerns about the President's ability to perform his duties effectively.

๐Ÿ’กMedia Access

Media access refers to the opportunity for journalists to interact with and report on public figures, particularly the President. The video criticizes the limited access the media has to President Biden, suggesting a lack of openness.

๐Ÿ’กPublic Perception

Public perception is how the general public views a particular issue or individual. The video touches on the public's perception of President Biden's communication style and the administration's handling of various issues, which is crucial for political success.

Highlights

Today is National E-Mail Day and some Americans are celebrating by deleting their emails.

It's also Spanish-Language Day and President Biden is planning to address the nation in French.

CNN, which operated for one month in 2022, might be making a comeback.

The daughter complained she is homeless and broke after getting kicked out of college for her anti-Semitic views.

According to a new study, many seniors think 65 is the new 75, while others think 150 is the new 120.

Joe Biden has refused to give a single interview to the New York Times, Washington Post or Wall Street Journal during his presidency.

Biden's promise of a return to normal would be a president who actually talks to his constituents.

The best speech Biden has given is simply saying "I have one word: Don't."

Biden's speechwriters must have the easiest job on Earth as they are not paid by the word.

The White House press corps is part of the problem, excusing Biden's lack of press conferences.

Donald Trump gave the media more access than they could handle.

Biden has been coasting but at least he stood out on the front lawn wanting to talk.

Radicalized college kids with more privilege than brains threaten Jewish students.

Biden has not explained what happened in Afghanistan or the intelligence agencies' failure to predict the October 7th attack on Israel.

Biden has not explained his energy policy, plan on Sentinel, or southern border solution.

The White House press corps needs to demand more of itself and not tolerate Biden's silly helicopter moments.

Biden's numbers on health and competency compared to Trump are not getting any better.

The White House Correspondence Dinner is coming up this weekend, which is supposed to be about good journalism but has become a night of the media fawning over themselves.

The press corps has the perfect chance at the dinner to demand more access to Biden.

Transcripts

00:08

>> HAPPY TUESDAY EVERYONE,

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WELCOME TO A VERY SPECIAL

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EDITION OF 'GUTFELD!', I'M

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FILLING IN FOR GREG THAT IS OFF

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HIDING JESSE'S HAIRPIECE

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SOMEWHERE.

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TODAY IS NATIONAL E-MAIL DAY AND

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SOME AMERICANS ARE CELEBRATING

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BY DELETING THEM.

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IT'S ALSO SPANISH-LANGUAGE DAY

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TO CELEBRATE A CONFUSED

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PRESIDENT BIDEN IS PLANNING TO

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ADDRESS THE NATION IN FRENCH.

00:39

MICHAEL DOUGLAS AS JOE BIDEN IS

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A SHARP AS TACK.

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HERE IS THE TAX.

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[ Laughter ]

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STREAMING SERVICE CNN THAT

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OPERATED FOR ONE MONTH IN 2022,

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IT MIGHT BE MAKING A COMEBACK.

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TALK ABOUT A TWICE BAKED POTATO.

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THE DAUGHTER COMPLAINED THAT SHE

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IS HOMELESS AND BROKE AFTER

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GETTING KICKED OUT OF COLLEGE

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FOR HER ANTI-SEMITIC VIEWS.

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EVEN WORSE, NOW SHE CAN'T AFFORD

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TO GET HER UNCLE A GIFT FOR

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FATHER'S DAY.

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[ Applause ]

01:17

FINALLY ACCORDING TO A NEW

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STUDY, MANY SENIORS THINK 75 IS

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THEN USED 65.

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WHILE OTHERS THANK 150 IS THEN

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YOU 120.

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LET'S GET TO THE MONOLOGUE.

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SO I SAW THIS OVER THE WEEKEND,

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THEY REPORTED THAT DURING THE

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PRESIDENCY JOE BIDEN HAS REFUSED

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TO GIVE A SINGLE INTERVIEW TO

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THE NEW YORK TIMES PICKED THE

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WASHINGTON POST WITH THE WALL

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STREET JOURNAL.

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AND HE'S THE ONLY PRESIDENT IN

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LIVING MEMORY TO REFUSE AN

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INTERVIEW WITH THE TIMES.

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SO WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BIDEN

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PROMISE OF A RETURN TO NORMAL,

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NORMAL WOULD BE A PRESIDENT WHO

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ACTUALLY TALKS TO HIS

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CONSTITUENTS.

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INCOHERENT SENTENCES WITHOUT

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NEEDING CLOSED CAPTIONS.

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YOU KNOW THINGS ARE BAD WHEN

02:03

BEST SPEECH THE PRESIDENT HAS

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GIVEN IS THIS ONE.

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>> President Biden: I HAVE ONE

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WORD, DON'T.

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>> Dana: NOT THE GETTYSBURG

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ADDRESS.

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JOE WOULD STRUGGLE RECITING KIDS

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DRESS.

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SPEECHWRITERS MUST HAVE THE

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EASIEST JOB ON EARTH, THEY

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DEFINITELY DO NOT GET PAID BY

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THE WORD.

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ON THE OTHER HAND AT LEAST

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THAT'S THE SPEECH THAT HE COULD

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REMEMBER.

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MEANWHILE THE EXCUSES FROM THE

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WHITE HOUSE PRESS ARE LAUGHABLE,

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PART OF THE PRESIDENT'S JOB IS

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ACTUALLY TO HOLD PRESS

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CONFERENCES BUT THIS GUY COMES

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TO WORK LESS AND HAROLD FORD

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JUNIOR.

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AND THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE

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MOST TRANSPARENT ADMINISTRATION

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EVER, REMEMBER?

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MR PRESIDENT WAS IT SOMETHING WE

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SAID, LIKE ASKING A QUESTION

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BECAUSE THE ONLY TIME JOE BIDEN

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SEEMS WILLING TO ANSWER ANYTHING

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IS WHEN MARINE ONE IS GOING FULL

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BLAST BEHIND.

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DO YOU THINK IF THAT WE FIT A

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HELICOPTER IN THE WHITE HOUSE

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BRIEFING ROOM THAT HE MIGHT

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ACTUALLY HOLD A PRESS

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CONFERENCE?

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AND MAY BE HE COULD JUST DOWN

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BEHIND HIM AND MAKE HELICOPTER

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NOISES.

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COMPARED THIS TO DONALD TRUMP

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WHO GAVE US ACCESS ALL -- ALL WE

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CAN HANDLE, TOO MUCH A NEW

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REPORTER EVER SAID THAT THE

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STRONG GUIDE TO HOLD BACK SO

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MUCH.

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BIDEN HAS BEEN COASTING AS, HE

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WAS.

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BUT AT LEAST YOU YOU STOOD.

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GREAT OUT ON THE FRONT LAWN

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WANTING TO TALK.

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REMEMBER THAT ONE SO WHERE IS

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JOE BIDEN NOW, IS RADICALIZED

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COLLEGE KIDS WITH MORE PRIVILEGE

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THAN BRAINS THREATEN JEWISH

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STUDENTS.

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SHOULD HE TAKE THAT PERSONALLY

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AS HE GREW UP IN JEWISH TEMPLES?

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AS WELL AS BLOCK CHARGES, PUERTO

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RICAN BODEGAS AND CHINESE

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LAUNDROMATS?

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HAS A PRESIDENT EVER EXPLAINED

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WHAT HAPPENED IN AFGHANISTAN?

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I REALIZED THAT THE DISTANT

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MEMORY TO HIM BUT THEN AGAIN SO

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IS TODAY'S BREAKFAST.

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OR HOW THE INTEL AGENCIES MISSED

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THE OCTOBER 7th ATTACK ON

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ISRAEL OR WHY HE HAD NO IDEA HIS

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SECRETARY OF DEFENCE WAS MISSING

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FOR OVER A WEEK.

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OR WHY HIS SHOES ARE THEIR OWN

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FEET.

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HAS HE EVER STOOD AND EXPLAINED

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HIS ENERGY POLICY?

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HIS PLAN ON SENTINEL?

04:30

HIS SOUTHERN BORDER SOLUTION?

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INSTEAD HE GLOWERS ABOUT UNCLE

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GETTING BY CANNIBALS IN THE

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PLANE WAS SHOT DOWN IN

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GILLIGAN'S ISLAND.

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BIG PART OF THE BLAME HERE GOES

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TO THE COMMITTEE TO REELECT JOE

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BIDEN.

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THAT'S OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE

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WHITE HOUSE PRESS CORPS.

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SILLY HELICOPTER MOMENTS SHOULD

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NOT BE TOLERATED.

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THE REPORTERS REFUSED TO ASK

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QUESTIONS OF USE PRESIDENT OVER

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THE NOISE OF 25,000-HORSEPOWER

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ENGINES AND WHAT HE DOES TAKE A

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QUESTION A QUESTION OR TWO HE

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SHIELDS HIMSELF BY SAYING THIS?

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>> President Biden: [

05:07

Inaudible ]

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>> Dana: THE ONLY QUESTION HE

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TAKES SERIOUSLY IS WOULD YOU

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LIKE THAT IN A COPPER COAT ON?

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I JUST HAVE A LITTLE ADVICE, YOU

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ARE THE COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF, TELL

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YOUR PRESS OFFICE TO POUND SOUND

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YOU WANT TO TALK TO REPORTERS,

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AND OF COURSE THE REST OF THE

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MEDIA JUST PLACE ALONG.

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LOOK AT THE SOFT HEADLINES ABOUT

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THE CAMPUS PROTEST.

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HOW KAMALA HARRIS GOT HER GROOVE

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BACK STORIES AND IS THAT WHAT

05:39

SHE HAS, A GROUP?

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WAS NITROUS OXIDE.

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>> YOU THINK YOU JUST A COCONUT

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TREE?

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[ Laughter ]

05:57

[ Laughter ]

06:02

>> Dana: HEARTBEAT AWAY, JUST

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A HEARTBEAT AWAY, SO THE WHITE

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HOUSE SEEMS TO BELIEVE THAT THEY

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JUST NEED A JOE BIDEN GIVING A

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FEW MORE FIERY SPEECHES.

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HEADS UP THAT IS NOT WORKING.

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RIGHT NOW BIDEN'S NUMBERS ON

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HEALTH AND COMPETENCY COMPARED

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TO TRAPPER NOT GETTING ANY

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BETTER.

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AND ALL THIS COMES AS WE HEAD

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INTO WASHINGTON THE MOST

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RIDICULOUS WEEK SAYING

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SOMETHING.

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IT'S THE WHITE HOUSE

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CORRESPONDENCE DINNER THIS

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WEEKEND WHICH IS SUPPOSED TO BE

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ABOUT GOOD JOURNALISM AND

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STUDENTS WINNING SCHOLARSHIPS.

06:39

SO I'D BE SUSPICIOUS OF ANY

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AWARDS FROM COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY.

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ESPECIALLY IF IT'S MAKING A

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TICKING SOUND.

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INSTEAD IT'S A NIGHT OF THE

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MEDIA FAWNING ALL OVER

06:45

THEMSELVES BUT IS THE PERFECT

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CHANCE FOR THE WHITE HOUSE PRESS

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CORPS IS TO DEMAND OF ITSELF.

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SO WILL HE DO IT?

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IF YOU'RE GOING TO BED ON THAT

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HAPPENING, IS A VERY MEDIOCRE

06:53

PRESIDENT ONCE SAID DON'T.

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SO HAPPY TO BE HERE AND WANT TO

07:07

WELCOME TONIGHT'S GUESS AS A

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FORMER COP LIKES TO SPEND HIS

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THREE-TIME FRISKING HIM SOUTH,

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FOX NEWS CONTRIBUTOR.

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YOU KNOW HOW SHE SPELLS CHARLIE,

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ANY DAMN WAY SHE WANTS, CHARLIE

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IS HERE.

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WHEN SHE GOES ON A RANCH SHE

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PACKS A SUITCASE, NEW YORK TIMES

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BEST-SELLING AUTHOR.

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[ Applause ]

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AND HIS QUADS HAVE THEIR OWN

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AGENT, HIS CABS DO NOT.

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NEW YORK TIMES BEST-SELLING

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AUTHOR, COMEDIAN AND FORMER

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WORLD CHAMPION.

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PAUL, WERE A LITTLE OVER SIX

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MONTHS AWAY FROM THE ELECTION

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AND WE GOT THE RECENT POLLS,'S

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NECK AND NECK BUT TRUMP WAS

08:00

AHEAD BY A BID IN MOST OF THE

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BATTLEGROUND STATES.

08:03

DO YOU THINK THAT IT'S PANIC

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TIME FOR THE DEMOCRATS AND DO

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YOU THINK THAT BIDEN WILL DEBATE

08:09

TRUMP?

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>> I DO.

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I THINK THE OPTIC IS SO BAD IF

08:12

HE DOESN'T.

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BUT THE PROBLEM WITH THAT IS

08:14

THAT YOU CAN SEIZE THE OVERALL

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STRATEGY IS A BUFFER, THE

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GODFATHER WHEN HE SAYS THERE WAS

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A LOT OF BUFFERS, IT'S A BUFFER

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AT ALL TIMES BETWEEN THE LEADER

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OF THE FREE WORLD AND THE

08:25

POPULATION AND THE REASON IS

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BECAUSE THEY ARE AFRAID THAT IF

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WE LEAVE THEM ALONE HE'LL START

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TALKING ABOUT POPPING CANNIBALS.

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IT'S ON LIKE A BREAKFAST CEREAL.

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I THINK HE HAD THAT FOR

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BREAKFAST.

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I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHERE THEY

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THINK THIS COULD GO BECAUSE YOU

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CAN'T HIDE HIM FOR ANOTHER SIX

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MONTHS.

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AND I THINK AT SOME POINT THE

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GOOD HAVE TO BITE THE BULLET AND

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SAY YOU HAVE TO SINK OR SWIM

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BECAUSE THE OPTIC IS SO BAD THAT

09:00

THEY CONTINUE HAVE ONE DEBATE

09:01

MAYBE THEY CHECK THE BOX AND

09:02

MOVE ON BUT I THINK THEY HAVE TO

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DO AT LEAST ONE?

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>> Dana: DO YOU THINK THEY ARE

09:06

HEDGING THEIR BETS AND TRYING TO

09:07

GET IT TO A POINT WHERE THEY SAY

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IT -- BIDEN SAYS IT DEPENDS ON

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HOW TRUMP BEHAVES WHETHER HE

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WILL DEBATE THEM.

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>> ABSOLUTE.

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IS TRYING TO PIN THIS ON TRUMP

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RATHER THAN HIS OWN DEVICES.

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HE KNOWS THAT HE CAN'T STAND ON

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HIS OWN 2 FEET.

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QUITE LITERALLY HE STUMBLES ALL

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OVER HIMSELF ALL THE TIME.

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HE KNOWS THAT HE CAN GO OFF

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SCRIPT.

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IF YOU'RE PUT INTO A DEBATE

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SITUATION WHAT WILL HAPPEN

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THERE, WE CAN ONLY IMAGINE THE

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COMEDY THAT WOULD ENSUE, HE'S

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TRYING TO PIN THIS ON DONALD

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TRUMP, WE'LL SEE HOW HE BEHAVES.

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AND MATTER-OF-FACT WHY WOULD I

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WANT TO DEBATE A CRIMINAL.

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THAT'S THE KIND OF ARGUMENT THAT

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HE'S MAKING RIGHT NOW AND IT

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MAKES NO SENSE BUT I THINK THE

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BEST THING HIS TEAM CAN DO, THE

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ONLY THING THEY HAVE DONE HIS

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FINGER UP TO THIS POINT IS KEEP

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THEM OUT OF THE PUBLIC EYE AND

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NOT ALLOW THEM TO DO ANY TYPE OF

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ONE-ON-ONE INTERVIEWS.

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>> IT'S INTERESTING BECAUSE I'VE

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NEVER SEEN A POLE AND A

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PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION ON

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COMPETENCY.

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>> IT'S A GIVEN.

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BUT NOW WE HAVE THESE POLLS ON

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COMPETENCY IN ONE WAY FOR THE

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WHITE HOUSE TO SHOW THAT JOE

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BIDEN IS FULLY COMPETENT WOULD

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BE TO DEBATE.

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OR NOT.

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>> I WAS SAYING MONTHS AGO THAT

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THEY WERE GOING TO TRY TO MAKE

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THE POINT OF LIKE, YOU CAN'T

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NORMALIZE TRUMP IN THIS WAY.

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EXCUSES DON'T MAKE SENSE.

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I READ THE ARTICLE TALKING ABOUT

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HOW HE DOESN'T SPEAK TO THE

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MEDIA.

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WHITE HOUSE OFFICIAL SAID,'S

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TRAVEL SCHEDULE IS MORE

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DEMANDING THAN ANY PRESIDENT.

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I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S TRUE BUT IF

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IT IS, THERE'S A LEVEL OF POWER

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AND PRESTIGE WERE TRAVELLING IS

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NOT HARD.

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AIR FORCE ONE HAS A BET ON IT.

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I KNOW YOU CAN DEFINITELY RELATE

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TO THIS.

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MY TOURIST SCHEDULE IS REALLY

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GRUELLING BUT THE REASONS FOR

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DON'T APPLY TO JOE BIDEN.

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I'M IN SYRACUSE AND ROCHESTER

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THIS WEEKEND, NOT THAT FAR FROM

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NEW YORK CITY BUT I HAVE TO GET

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UP EARLY TO TAKE AN EARLY FLIGHT

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BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT THAT MANY

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OPTIONS FOR FLIGHTS.

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OWES I GET THERE HE GETS TO PICK

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WHEN THE PLANE LANDS, HE DOES

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NOT HAVE TO GO THROUGH.

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>> THEY PACK FOR HIM, THERE'S

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PROBABLY A DOCTOR ON THERE,

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GIVING AN IV TREATMENT THAT HE

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WANTS TAKING WALKS ONTO THE

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PLANE RIGHT ONTO THE BED, THAT'S

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AN EASY.

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>> IT IS PRETTY INCREDIBLE, YOUR

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COMPETITOR.

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AS YOU GET IN THE RAIN BIDEN

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SAYS HE'S A FIGHTER AND THE GO

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BACK OUT AND FIGHT.

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>> HE WOULD 1000 PERCENT DEBATE

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PRESIDENT TRUMP.

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AND HE WOULD WIPE THE FLOOR WITH

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HIM WITH ANECDOTES AND EPITAPHS

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AND CLEVER GOT YOUR MOMENTS.

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BUT HE DOES NOT CAN SORT WITH

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CRIMINALS OR A CREW.

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AND THAT IS THE NEW WORD.

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YOU CAN'T LET A GUY WHO'S GOING

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TO GO TO JAIL AND TRYING TO TAKE

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AWAY DEMOCRACY AND YOU'RE

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GETTING GIVE THIS GUY THIS

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UPSTART A PLATFORM TO SPEAK TO

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THE PRESIDENT?

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ABSOLUTELY NOT ON MY WATCH AS AN

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AMERICAN CITIZEN.

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HE CRIMINAL SHOULD NOT BE

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ALLOWED TO SPEAK WITH

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PRESIDENTS.

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I'VE SAID THIS SINCE THIS WHOLE

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CONVERSATION STARTED A YEAR AGO,

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THERE WILL BE NO DEBATE.

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NO WAY, AND THEY'VE ALREADY LAID

12:08

IT OUT.

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HE'S A THREAT TO DEMOCRACY, HE'S

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A DICTATOR, HE'S -- HILLARY

12:13

CLINTON ALTHOUGH IT WAS OWED TO

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OJ DAYS THAT HE WAS GONNA KILL

12:18

THE ENEMIES.

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SO THEY'RE RUNNING THIS WHOLE

12:20

THING TO WHERE HE'S LEX THEY'RE

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RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT.

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THAT'S WHAT IT'S GOING TO BE.

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THERE IS NO DEBATE.

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THERE CAN'T BE WON.

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>> IT MAKES ME ASK A QUESTION.

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IS THE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES

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DON'T DEVICE PRESIDENTIAL

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CANDIDATES DEBATE?

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IMAGING KAMALA HARRIS VERSUS

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SOME UNKNOWN PERSON.

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>> SHE COULD DEBATE SOME UNKNOWN

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PERSON AND STILL LOSE.

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THINK ABOUT IT, THINK ABOUT THE

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SUBSTANCE OF THIS CONVERSATION

12:52

ASKING A LOT FOR THE GUY TO

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TALK.

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THAT'S NOT A LOT.

12:55

IF YOU WANT TO BE PRESIDENT IN

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CHARGE OF THEIR FOOTBALL,

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COHERENT SENTENCES, NOT THAT

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HIGH UP THERE.

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SEMIEN HAS BEEN DRIVING ME CRAZY

13:03

AND YOU ALL INDULGE ME A LITTLE

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BIT, IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY THAT

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THE WHITE HOUSE PRESS OFFICE

13:11

DOES NOT SAY, MR PRESIDENT WE

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NEED YOU TO MAKE LEAVES TODAY ON

13:15

ANTI-SEMITISM ON CAMPUS, TOP

13:16

YOUR SPEECH WITH IT OR MAY BE

13:18

TAKE SOME QUESTIONS, HAVE A

13:19

REPORTER COME IN AND DO AN

13:22

INTERVIEW, INSTEAD THEY LET

13:23

SHOUTED QUESTIONS GO TO HIM AND

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THEN WE ARE SUPPOSED TO CLOSE

13:28

CAPTION AND SO THAT YOU CAN ALL

13:29

UNDERSTAND WHAT THE PRESIDENT IS

13:30

SAYING IN THE NEXT THING IS THAT

13:32

THE PRESIDENTS BEEN PERFECTLY

13:34

CLEAR.

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>> SINCE WE ARE IN YOUR

13:38

PRESENCE, YOU DID A FANTASTIC

13:40

JOB AS PRESS SECRETARY.

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>> WE UNFORTUNATELY CANNOT SAY

13:49

THE SAME, SHE'S GOD-AWFUL AT HER

13:52

JOB.

13:52

I JUST HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO

13:54

INTERVIEW CAROLINE LEVITT, SHE

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WAS MIND BLOWING LEASE MARK ACT

13:58

JUST ON TOP OF IT IN THE

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CONTRAST JUST BLEW ME AWAY.

14:01

BUT ALSO WHAT BLOWS ME WAYS THE

14:03

CONTRAST OF JUST HOW THE

14:07

CANDIDATES ARE ADDRESSING THE

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CONSTITUENTS, YOU SUCH I'M GOING

14:09

TO A FAST FOOD RESTAURANT,

14:10

EVERYBODY COMING UP TO HIM, HE'S

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GIVING THEM HUGS AND HIGH FIVES

14:13

AND IS ALL ABOUT IT.

14:15

AND YOU SEEM BIDEN WALK INTO A

14:17

RESTAURANT'S TEAM IS SAYING THAT

14:18

EVERYBODY GET BACK INTO COME

14:19

ANYWHERE NEAR.

14:20

>> I DON'T THINK THERE WERE A

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LOT OF PEOPLE THERE.

14:25

WITH PEOPLE CAN SUPPORT BIDEN,

14:27

HAVE BIGGER PROBLEMS.

14:28

AFTER THE SHRUNKEN ASK Y