Trixie and Brittany Broski Manifest Their Destinies (with Arts & Crafts)
Summary
TLDRThe video script is a candid and humorous conversation between two individuals, likely friends or co-hosts, discussing a variety of topics ranging from personal goals to pop culture. They delve into their aspirations, such as manifesting a voiceover role with Disney and overcoming fears, all while engaging in a DIY project to create mood boards on their phone cases using Mod Podge. The dialogue is interspersed with cultural references, including mentions of celebrities like Beyoncé, Serena Williams, and Elvis, as well as discussions about personal style and the importance of self-presentation in their industry. The script also humorously touches on the idea of using unconventional methods to achieve certain goals, such as the character's desire to be more like Martha Stewart and to travel more. Throughout the conversation, they reflect on their identities, careers, and the absurdity of certain life situations, providing a light-hearted and entertaining narrative.
Takeaways
- 📱 The speaker discusses a privacy screen they recently acquired from Verizon, hinting at its use for personal activities.
- 🎵 They mention the unexpected success on YouTube, comparing the current state of YouTubers to an apocalypse where only the strongest survive.
- 📱 The idea of creating a miniature mood board on phone cases using Mod Podge is introduced as a creative New Year's project.
- 💐 The speaker expresses a passion for fragrances and discusses their experience with Scentbird, a subscription service for designer fragrances.
- 😂 There's a humorous conversation about different body types in the gay community, with creative and humorous categorizations.
- 🎨 A detailed description of the process of creating a mood board on a phone case is provided, including the use of various materials like dried flowers and magazines.
- 💰 The speaker talks about manifesting goals, such as meeting celebrities like Beyonce, and how they have a dream of voiceover acting for Disney.
- 📚 They discuss the use of magazines like Playboy, Vogue, and Women's World for the mood board, touching on the content and the nature of the headlines.
- 🌟 The speaker expresses admiration for celebrities and public figures like Serena Williams and Martha Stewart, indicating aspirations to emulate their success and resilience.
- 🎉 There's a mention of a potential collaboration with another YouTuber and the idea of manifesting success through creating a visual representation of one's goals and dreams.
- 📝 The script ends with an invitation for viewers to follow the speaker and Britney on their respective channels for more entertaining content.
Q & A
What is the main activity that the speaker is engaging in with their phone case?
-The speaker is creating a miniature mood board on their clear phone case using various images and items like dried flowers, magazine cutouts, and glitter.
Why does the speaker mention Verizon and a privacy screen?
-The speaker mentions Verizon and a privacy screen as they were pressured into getting a phone from Verizon and they sarcastically mention using a privacy screen to watch adult content.
What is the significance of the term 'roach' and 'twinkie' in the conversation?
-The terms 'roach' and 'twinkie' are used humorously to describe surviving in a metaphorical post-apocalyptic world, where only the hardiest ('roaches') and the most enduring ('Twinkies') are left.
Why does the speaker mention scentbird in the video?
-Scentbird is mentioned as a sponsor of the video. The speaker discusses their love for scentbird, a subscription service that allows users to try different designer fragrances every month.
What is the speaker's opinion on meeting celebrities?
-The speaker expresses a mix of admiration and apprehension about meeting celebrities, particularly Beyonce, indicating that they secretly want to meet her but are also afraid of embarrassing themselves due to the celebrity's importance to them.
What is the speaker's view on the current state of YouTube content creators?
-The speaker feels that the era of prestigious YouTubers has passed and that the current landscape is filled with new creators, which they liken to the aftermath of an apocalypse where only the hardy remain.
Why does the speaker mention wanting to be more like Martha Stewart?
-The speaker admires Martha Stewart's resilience and success, mentioning her as a role model for overcoming challenges and maintaining a stylish grace.
What is the speaker's stance on the use of certain substances for performance enhancement?
-The speaker humorously discusses the use of substances like 'Rhino pills' and 'Trix' in a sarcastic and joking manner, indicating they are aware of these substances but do not endorse or use them.
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What is the speaker's attitude towards their physical fitness?
-The speaker acknowledges being very fit and thin, but also expresses a desire for others to be concerned about their health, indicating a mix of pride and a desire for validation.
What is the purpose of the modge podge activity in the video?
-The modge podge activity serves as a creative project for the speaker to manifest their goals and dreams visually on their phone case, acting as a personal mood board.
Outlines
😀 Unconventional YouTube Success and Personal Projects
The speaker reflects on their unexpected success on YouTube, comparing the current state of the platform to a post-apocalyptic world where only the strongest survive. They discuss their channel's focus on makeup and how they plan to create a miniature mood board on their phone cases using Mod Podge. They also mention a sponsored segment about Scentbird, a subscription service for designer fragrances, and share their enthusiasm for discovering new scents.
🎨 DIY Decoupage Phone Case and Manifesting Goals
The speaker describes a DIY decoupage kit they purchased and their intention to create a phone case mood board using various materials like magazines and dried flowers. They discuss manifesting goals through visual representation and share their admiration for certain celebrities. The paragraph also includes a humorous conversation about personal preferences and the concept of 'bottoming' in relationships.
📚 Exploring Magazines for Creative Inspiration
The speaker details their process of selecting images and text from various magazines, including Playboy and the National Enquirer, to create a collage that represents their aspirations and fears. They mention their desire to be more like Martha Stewart and Serena Williams and discuss their aversion to certain animals. The paragraph also touches on the idea of manifesting fame and success.
🌟 Admiration for Icons and Overcoming Fears
The speaker expresses their admiration for celebrities and athletes, including Serena Williams and Elvis, and discusses their desire to emulate their success and resilience. They also mention their fear of gorillas and how they plan to use exposure therapy to overcome it. Additionally, they talk about their interest in fashion, specifically sneakers, and their intention to travel more.
🚀 Manifesting A-list Fame and Personal Growth
The speaker outlines their vision for the future, which includes achieving A-list fame, overcoming personal fears, and embracing their changing body with confidence. They discuss the importance of setting goals and manifesting them through creative projects like the phone case mood board. The paragraph concludes with a humorous conversation about personal habits and preferences.
🎉 Wrapping Up the Manifestation and Future Collaborations
The speaker concludes the video by summarizing their manifested goals and the creative process they underwent to produce the phone case mood boards. They encourage viewers to engage with them on social media and to watch their upcoming makeup video on Britney's channel. They also express their appreciation for their fans and the impact of their collaboration.
Mindmap
Keywords
💡YouTube Success
💡Mod Podge
💡Scentbird
💡Manifesting Goals
💡Drag Culture
💡Fear Overcoming
💡Influencer Marketing
💡Mood Board
💡Sneaker Culture
💡Celebrity Aspirations
💡Personal Branding
Highlights
The discussion about the pressures of societal expectations and the individual's autonomy in making choices, such as the decision to get a privacy screen.
Mention of the unexpected success on YouTube, indicating the unpredictable nature of online platforms and content creation.
The metaphor of the 'apocalypse' and 'roaches and Twinkies' to describe the current state of YouTube content creators, reflecting on the evolution and survival of the platform's community.
A humorous take on body types within the gay community, showcasing the speakers' ability to engage in light-hearted and self-aware conversations.
The introduction of a creative project involving making a miniature mood board on phone cases, highlighting a DIY approach to personal expression.
An endorsement of Scentbird, a subscription service for designer fragrances, emphasizing the importance of personal scent in the drag community.
A detailed description of fragrances, showcasing the speaker's unique ability to articulate sensory experiences.
The use of humor and self-deprecation when discussing the concept of 'bottom' and 'top' roles, adding levity to the conversation.
Concerns about health and body image, with a call for support and understanding from the audience.
A discussion on the use of Mod Podge in crafting, indicating a shift towards a more hands-on and creative segment in the conversation.
The manifestation of personal goals and aspirations, including fame, personal style, and overcoming fears.
A commentary on the importance of appreciating and acknowledging living legends in the entertainment industry.
The exploration of the idea of dating for strategic reasons, such as propelling one's career or social status.
A humorous anecdote about a fan's desire to emulate the speaker, providing insight into the impact of public figures on their audience.
The final reveal of the mood boards, offering a glimpse into the personal aspirations and humor of the speakers.
A closing statement that encourages viewers to follow both speakers' channels for more engaging content.
Transcripts
what is this privacy screen you think
you're that important no I just got it
they pressured me into a Verizon so now
I can look at porn stupid clink clink
Britney's back on the Channel people
back for more Trixie and Britney
sex tape take
[Music]
one oh God you know what I didn't expect
us to be really successful on YouTube
it's shocking it's jarring it's jarring
it's jarring I feel like there was this
era of really prestigious real YouTubers
and they all died and now it's just us
it's a similar to like the apocalypse
only roaches will be left roaches and
Twinkies yeah who's the roach who's the
twinkie I think I'm not a twink in any
form you're closer to a twink than I am
I'm a plus- siiz twink a twonk a twonk a
twonk twonk a twink if you were going to
be a gay guy what body type would you be
would you be like a bear would you be a
twink a wolf an otter would you be like
a beetle what the is a beetle I made it
up
oh God just hard and Oily to the touch
yeah that would be a beetle hi we're
here where's the camera oh that's the
main one where's the camera so Brit's
back and she is a woman of integrity and
energy and so I thought I thought of a
project cuz we always do makeup on this
channel we're doing makeup on Britt's
Channel woo if you can call it makeup we
haven't done it yet but I I think we're
going to do as good as people could
expect as much as these two Christian
hands can deliver we will deliver that
so I thought for our Channel today you
have a phone I do I bought you a clear
phone case for your phone that is so
sweet and I got a clear phone case for
my phone and I thought this year this
our 2024 you and I could start the year
by making a miniature mood board on our
phone cases guys hodge podge is back in
a big way Mod Podge I've who's Hodge
who's hodge podge who is hunky dory who
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I'm really good at describing fragrances
I think I think that's like one of my
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hairspray I believe this one has like a
champagne Vibe Red Apple Mandarin
Cypress liquid vanilla yes it smells
like a really dreamsicle it's like
orange and creamy but like sexy obsessed
obsessed this is where I'm going to keep
my Keepers today something else I love
is there's a locking mechanism do you
guys see that I mean we have these tiny
perfumes in set bags we have them in
suitcases and you see you can pull it so
when it's locked you can't accidentally
empty this into your bag this is Centier
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whispering to us okay everything they
wrote on this card is real I smell this
whole scenario wow I'm satad up next was
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that beautiful woman
speaking I've never even used this but I
I went on Amazon and I I I searched
decupage kit and it came with two mod
podes decalage kit it's just tits It's
just tits yeah I got these
ESP um I only know that from SpongeBob
yep Bob is yeah I got some spatulas we
got some gloves and do you have like
little like little dried flowers or
something we bought vintage Playboy is
that not enough for you no I need
glitter and flowers well the magazines
we have to choose from we have Playboy
Vogue wom's World Rolling Stone and I
think National Inquirer oh you got face
pluma that'll be mine who's that he's a
mexicanart artist there you go you
wouldn't know anything about that you
wouldn't know anything about
face pluma and I guess I'll start with
Playboy I mean I don't know oh can I use
this for real yeah sure so what is on
what what are you immediately sort of
gravitating towards here well I thought
now that I've been doing therapy I think
I know everything and I do believe in
setting goals and manifesting things a
little bit not too woo woo but like I
think if you focus on and it'll happen
what's what's your how many times did
you want to meet Beyonce and then it
happened I didn't is the thing it's
inverse manifestation that's what works
for me I don't want to meet her girl I
the same thing about you but doesn't I
don't want to meet her mean I won't I I
secretly do but I won't jinx it no it
means I don't know how I would react and
I don't want to embarrass myself cuz she
means too much that's not how I felt
about you I really didn't want to meet
you cuz I've heard you stink we got to
cut out things that we want to put in
our our so I'm starting with Playboy
because of sex yours is going to be cute
like aesthetic and like mine's just
going to be random pictures of Anya
Taylor Joy no oh I want to cut this guy
out he says the new look it's like a a
little guy cuz it's a small phone case
so like I got to do small pictures just
do the but I also care about the face
and the body I don't care about justs I
also care about arms and abs I only care
about and but holes would you Rim a guy
I feel like that's the cool thing is
female celebrities being like I would
eat ass right do I look like a woman
that would eat ass don't answer that
girl it look like a woman who eat
anything oh
No actually that's such a lot you guys
Britney I don't know if you can tell is
extremely fit right now I'm very thin
and I want you all to be worried about
me guys leave a comment below about how
you're worried about me how I look frail
and sickly I know both of us people
constantly comment on my pictures OIC
and I'm like you know before OIC there
was depression before depression there
was Slim Fast thank you how does Modge
Podge work should we read the
instructions when has that ever helped
anybody oh you know what this is another
real one I'm trying to get better at
stretching before and after exercise and
this little thing says us drinking team
warmup sweaters I'm going to write I'm
going to cut out warmup okay these
magazines suck girl I want to put Prince
Charles on the back of M you have to use
imagination like you don't have to want
Prince Charles but maybe you could maybe
because Prince Charles has a family
you're like I'm going to put him on
there cuz I want to see my family right
so we're doing kind of Representative
yeah this isn't a some note we're not
cutting out letters that say like if you
ever want to see your daughter again I
think I'm actually going to like this
that's the thing mine's going to look
very well cut out Mitch McConnell I
literally I'm thinking about it this has
a lot of good pictures in it look at
that I was looking at what exactly this
medical diagnosis is here but I think
that's just when you're
giving you put it on F that would make
sense oh Diva wait that looks great I
think like that guy's going to go there
I think I'm going to have to honestly at
the end I think we're going to be able
to do is take the glossy sealer and just
go over the whole top of it to like seal
it glossy sealer cuz this is a gloss
this is such a stay-at-home mom activity
actually this is a vacation bible school
activity girl very that very about BBS
our God is an awesome God you know what
I love when I go to like the Ki I bald
in the Beautiful live we're in the
Christian States I love to throw out a
peace be with you and have a whole room
of gay people just go like and I with
you they like can't help it it's like a
respon respon it is it's a knee-jerk I
might just have to go full Disney adult
so what are you manifesting though I
mean this is a I'm manifesting a
voiceover acting role with Disney how
about that you are you you this is
happening for you that's my dream like
what Josh Gad did for Olaf I would like
to do that for someone else I'm also
going to add this photo of Robert Johny
Jr can I use your Playboy when you're
done yeah I just cut out two things I'll
trade you I have the national just cut
out two
things this is a silent activity now
what about this word unfit should I just
put that on there I got the word sperm I
think that's that should be part of my
ear would you be okay with a guy in like
in the throws of passion called you mama
is he gay well I was watching this movie
plac in the sun gay no no no it's not
it's not like it's not that it's not
that I was watching A Place in the Sun
with one Elizabeth Taylor and at the end
She's kissing this guy and she goes tell
Mama all tell Mama and he goes I wish I
could tell you how much I love you and
she's kissing him and she goes
like that no that's gorgeous that is
right would you do that I feel like if I
spoke with a Transatlantic accent I I
would be more into it yeah oh I love all
those old movies I'm like well we don't
have to tell anyone please yeah please
well if we go outside and wait for the
eclipse we could see what would happen
it's very I don't know what that Daddy
was never the same after the eclipse he
looked straight into it both eyes burn
clear out of his head and he's been on
Social Security ever since mom lost the
house and now I'm hooking on the corner
for money you know what I got to cut out
the word
bottom is your goal to be a bottom no I
want to be more into it like I feel like
I am a bottom but most bottoms have the
jump on me because they like they like
are gutless gutless CMS of fluid yeah
slim fast yeah I'm more like yeah if the
vibe is right I'll I'll bottom whereas I
think most most bottoms are like at home
like covered in Lube douch it all times
waiting for someone to walk in and I
want to be more like that you want to be
more primed I've never read a celebrity
magazine like this these headlines are
egregious yeah Jimmy Kimmel most hated
man in Hollywood like I don't think so
frail Liza can't come to the Cabaret oh
wait wait wait wait wait wait honey
Britney Bear's husband and the little
the little caption says yeah that's
right I'm a celebrity I'm cutting that
yeah cut that I'm doing a lot of words I
have sperm bottom and that's right I'm a
celebrity do a lot of words play all I
have so far is Robert dowy Junior's mug
shot I don't know where to go so you're
killing it babe we're going from there
Bry you just moved into a house that
you're D you need to come check it out
it's imagine Cracker Barrel with a touch
of art like like real art wow and a
little gay but only gay in the sense of
I have a signed Casey Musgraves album
and a and a dolly album not like a
Target like rainbow suit this is mean
like this magazine is mean everybody's
you pick up the national inquir and
think these are going to be really
thoughtful think pieces I don't know I
didn't realize how mean it was like when
somebody has a hard time a real magazine
will write about their return cutie you
better cut out Country Club cutie I feel
like magazines will be like her return
to herself and it's about uplifting
these are like here she is eating
outside of
7-Eleven I think exposure therapy there
is a picture of a gorilla in here this
is about overcoming my fears because
gorillas pop up a lot in media and they
they shake me to my core every time I
don't like horses you have a fear of
horses I don't have a fear of horses but
I I think that's actually a very smart
fear I mean Vanderpump who has ridden
horses her whole life two years ago one
of her horses broke her leg in four
poison I'm telling you they're crafty on
both ends they're dangerous oh actually
okay I want to do one that's like
Scandal so like I'm going to do a
classic sort of Hollywood I might need
the national inquire after you you're
doing sort of gay predictable I'm going
to go against the grain and I'm going to
do mug shot nipples Scandal now this is
what we're manifesting for ourselves so
give me give me Woman's World have you
gone into woman's world yet it's all
just going to be pretty much medicine
ads and luxury for less and luxury for
less I want the one that said Mitch
McConnell gutless bottom oh my God yeah
Mitch McConnell's face with the word
bottom over it that's fun Confessions of
a Christian cardiologist love o three
viral beauty products that can enhance
any look wait what about the have you
seen the urine people the people who
drink urine and stuff as medicine urine
Angels no there's like a Facebook group
that's like hello urine angels I love
what the urine's doing for my hair but
how do I get it to stop smelling so bad
like for real people using urine as
lotion people drinking Ur this one girl
Tak a shot glass of urine and opens her
eye and like that her own P her own
urine and sometimes they like age it so
it's like decant it it's A1 you put it
in a de yeah can you believe that I can
actually i' I've heard stranger things
these are all ads about losing weight
it's a women's magazine so let's just
flood it with weight loss things you
know what I mean I don't know I know
what you mean girl that looks good
though lemony arugula farali farf far
far F have you ever seen the movie The
Godfather yes I watched it two days ago
for the first time the scene spoilers
it's been out for 50 years SPO this new
film okay spoilers guys if you haven't
seen The Godfather pause this go watch
it come back with the horse 3 hours
later the horse head in the bed
traumatized me as a child traumatized me
but I thought you hated horses so what
is the truth well I could still think
they're beautiful creatures they just
scare me that wasn't traumatizing the
scene where his wife explodes in the
car scared the out of me yeah that'll do
it too Elis there's little Elis pictures
of Elvis picture of Elvis oh give me
that you want that yeah can c that for
me hey it's Austin do you like the Elvis
voice hey it's Austin okay the Elvis
Premiere not the premiere but Elvis had
a birthday party they they like baz
lurman and all them threw a birthday
party for Elvis haded it for mosa Cafe
this was like two years ago I got
invited cuz I wouldn't shut the up about
the movie at the time right and I am
going to bring my friend and I'm like
should be gold dressed as Elvis isn't
that funny and so we buy we Amazon Prime
Elvis Halloween costumes now mind you on
Plus siiz plus-size Elvis fat Elvis
velvis you think it's respectful to go
to an Elvis event in an Amazon like
Hollywood Boulevard no and I mean I mean
sideburns gold glasses like I was going
to do the lip all night and we were
going to show up together in matching
outfits last minute I was like we can't
do this girl like we can't and we didn't
go and so now I have two count them two
fat Elvis costumes in my possession that
I'm waiting to use if any of y'all are
throwing an Elvis party or if you need
to borrow my Elvis costume just let me
know cuz I have two I'm putting a bird
on there because I still can't get a
bird but I really love birds and I want
to spend more time with birds so why
don't you get a bird David's scared of
birds I know I was like what you should
be scared of is me you should be scared
of is me off the gas station Rhino pill
what do you know about the Rhino pill
what is that that sex thing that's theck
pills what why do you know about it tell
me tell people don't tell me J is taking
dick pills please don't tell me Jen Z is
doing Trix J Make some noise in the com
for Trix and for Rhino do you know what
Trix is isn't that as similar it's like
a Viagra it's injectable Viagra you stab
it in the needle that's really in the
pee hole yeah y'all are doing stabbing
pee holes who's y'all I'm not even doing
that girl you brought it you seem to
know a lot about it might I might be
oldish I'm not at the point of
injections in the to get hard I am I use
a bike pump no I'm just kidding one of
those like clown inflatable balloon I'm
like David I'm coming I'm coming for you
I'm coming I why do I sound like beetle
David David David that's good my M pump
I'm cutting out the word
cheating oh Martha Stewart in a Sketcher
ad you think she's like rich rich still
yeah that's why she's going on the back
of this and she looks proud as hell too
does this woman look like she's
struggling financially not at all she
said 1center take the picture yeah
literally a tax bracket you will never
see and girl she went to jail I mean I
hate to bring up people's dirty laundry
but this is a woman who survived uh you
know legal scrutiny mhm she's a surviv
her and she's snoops friend and I'd love
to meet Snoop somay I'm already doing
bad you gluing on nails to do Mod Podge
Modge Podge what the is it called Mod
Podge who is Hodge hodge podge is like
oh it looks all don't do it all hodge
podge yeah there it's a hodge podge this
is looking really good though honey you
better start Glu it no I'm still in the
creative process I'm almost there oh
Serena Williams is on Serena Williams
Miley's on there do you know I love
Serena Williams that does not surprise
me we honestly there's some people we
are alive at the time of a master Miss
Elliott is on that list Beyonce's on
that list Beyonce is definitely on the
list like Living Legends yes Dolly the
way that people talk about like oh
Michael Jackson we have them living
right now and we need to appreciate them
while they're here uh yeah Stephen King
like there's people I just love and iing
love Serena Williams bch I saw her at an
event once at Critics Choice Awards and
one of my greatest regrets is not saying
hi who's the new the WNBA girl Kaylin
Clark she's another one she just beat
Steph Curry's record in basketball for
something don't I actually don't know
much about it so we're just this is our
Sports channel now do you think welcome
back to sports highlights with us do you
think that you and I could get into
sports if I if we tried yeah K's a
I should have known better when are you
going to have Joo on the channel oh I
would love to she's asked me to comment
make Tik toks with her before why have
you not cuz when we did our video I
think she liked it that's the highest
praise okay I'm ready to get Glu him by
the way if you guys decide to do this
project please at tweet Britney and I I
want to see what the people's you know
cuz y'all will be better than ours well
mine is about the vibe of the year so
far the vibe is I want to see a bird I
want to be more like Martha Stewart and
and Serena Williams I want to get over
my fear of gorillas I want a bottom more
I want more sperm I want to date someone
who uh will really Propel me towards
A-list Fame you know I think dating for
fame is actually completely fine people
date for a lot of reasons I mean it's
smart it is does this look sweaty to
have her on the shoulders is this like o
the girl waiting at the bus with her
jacket like a poop jop I had a reduction
died on the table
twice so Dum and you know I've been
getting into sneakers more and so I want
to cut out this sneaker you are so
straight I last night I wanted to watch
the office and David said to me no
that's one of your little straight shows
that you watch when no one's around he
said I want you to think of the office
like watching porn watch it alone he
said you should be ashamed really he did
well he's been watching all like silent
films and I'm like could we just watch
one episode of The Office not silent
film you watch silent movies right now
you seen that Tik Tok that's like
starting to get into movies y'all y'all
let me know and it's like the silent
film of the train like the first ever
movie they're like starting to get into
movies let me know some good recks stop
okay what do you think about this
Hollywood Secrets exposed oh I really
like that Hollywood hookups I like all
the words actually it's really a Vibe
thank you so so much oh sh I didn't cut
off Robert Danny
Jr why what does he have to do with your
goals I don't know I feel like I haven't
really appreciated living in Hollywood
you I mean there's so much history here
and it's really every time I have
someone come visit me and they're like
oh my God that's whatever that's the
pantage theater that's whatever I'm like
oh my God we do actually live here yeah
I just tend to forget sometimes okay I
found a picture of a boat oh I ripped
the boat NOP see I do want to travel
more and look at that there's a great
picture of this looks like Greece and
I've never been to Italy or Greece or
anything like that so I want to go do
all that you've never toured over there
you only tour like on Western Europe I
guess mostly English speaking countries
yeah you're banned from most of them so
apparently you can't traffic drugs in a
ZX sandwich bag in your on
quantis is that a new maybe that's like
a postco thing it's like how they're
trying to get you the real ID apparently
you can't have a like full gram of coke
up your un bounced to me trying to
control women at every turn I know it
I'm ready to glue Let's Get Serious yeah
where are you going to put sperm and
bottoms I'm kind of just saing the words
for last cuz I can't cover those up
right so it's like a layering process
right all my girls at home all my Mod
Podge girls modge podge Squad in the C
in the chat chat Make Some Noise chat
let me know about the modge poder oh God
this I hate wigs I'm starting to hate
wigs in the wrong industry it's time to
kill Sasha velour and take her thing
well she did bald and now everyone has a
breast plate on cuz of Jimbo so I think
that I could start doing bald with just
a bre and no makeup cuz the baby Queens
don't wear makeup either well that's
what I do it works for
me no makeup a breastplate and baled
honey go over to Britney's Channel have
a with my rasal flat
smok you do love a 3X concert oh I love
it I love it I live in them what about
wait wait wait wait what about the
gorilla head on the bird body now we're
talking now we're going abstract oh I
love that that is so silly bottoms
bottoms bigest right next bottoms right
next to Martha Stewart bottoms and wait
I haven't even glued on sperm bot I got
a glue sperm on oh that's that's right
you know what ironic instead of glue I
should use sperm Mod Podge sperm Edition
what if you turned and I was just like
yeah totally just like o it's smelly
it's smelly oh that's just me sorry I
think I'm done actually I'm almost done
too you want to beat me so bad you know
what the final thing I'm going to put on
mine is there's a little tiny Playboy
here and I'm going to add Playboy to
mine because oh that's real cute I want
to be more sexy and drag I want to show
more skin I see that for you you know
I'm getting I'm getting old older and I
feel like the time to show skin is now
I'm getting older my body's changing I'm
not going to apologize for it is that a
ISM that's a Kaa ISM oh my God look at
my fan you guys my fan is here she wants
to be me so bad the transformation is
almost complete are you done I'm done
girl okay let's do a lacquer of this
sperm bottoms I think we should go
through and talk about cuz I want to
explain myself you want to explain sperm
to this audience when you were having
sex with women did you ever make a woman
orgasm can we just stop everything
when did you look at me I want you to
look at me when do you think I F A girl
I think you I think you had F girl one
time you I a girl out of a shift at the
map
counter like I'm not I've never a girl
I've never dated girls you're a liar no
she been new sis it's called being
honest with yourself who am I thinking
of you never a woman you're thinking of
most G men I've never been with a woman
I've always known this is my path so I'm
going to take this the gloss modge podge
and just spackle the sh on cuz it does
dry clear oh that's real cute all right
let's let it dry here and we will be
right back to Ral and these are good
straight out of the yeah you know good
to suck on oh you know what actually
never mind don't say all that when
whatever you were about to say you know
what was good to blank no we don't I was
going to say one of those sponges dip in
a pickle juice jar just suck on it just
suck on it do you ever used to suck
water out of a washcloth in the
shower did you ever used to do that hey
guys welcome to come back to the chair
why don't you just get a glass
because
like in the bathtub drinking your own
bath water sucking it out of a like girl
your mom's out here hunting ghosts and
you're drinking sucking in your own bath
LOM girl this is what happens when you
suck a bath water like you
like you ever suck most Comics are like
hey what about airline food you're like
you ever suck you ever suck bath water
out a washcloth when that juice hits
trying to be relatable you know I'm that
good and it's
warm all right so let's do the reveal
here why don't you go first and tell us
about yours okay so mine I went for the
sort of Scandal and aure of Hollywood
here Hollywood hookups inquir exclusives
news flash cheating Country Club cutie
and then I went for a little tiny
picture of Elvis that was sort of mine
now is this a mood board no is this what
I see for myself in the future yeah
scandals scandals okay but scandals of
like a romantic nature oh sure and
honestly this whole thing manifests you
being so famous that everyone's writing
about you 100% because I'm I'm the
hottest most famous young gentleman yeah
I also don't think Country Club cutie is
impossible thank you uh I think meeting
Elvis is probably going to be hard to do
well there's a lot of Elvis on Hollywood
Boulevard that's true and a lot of
actors who played Elvis at this point
that is true that is true hey it's
Austin
so kind of talks like Jojo he does
honestly my ex I hope we ever seen them
they should collab they should collab
Austin will play Jojo in the biopic
biopic is a crazy it's biopic bop bop
that's what they say in film School bop
bop I will play A Jojo in dance mom's
era I'll play ABY Lee would you watch
Britney and I doing ABY Lee and JoJo
girl yeah and Austin Butler can play
who's the other one Maddie Maddie yes
yes yes so I did a lot of things um I
have this exercising guy rinding me to
warm up I got Martha Stewart cuz she's
been through a lot and she pulls through
with styling Grace it says yeah she is
someone to model your career after yeah
that's right I'm a celebrity because
sometimes I need to assert that yeah
instead of waiting in line at the ABY I
need to walk to the front of line and be
like hey I'm cot's friend you know what
I mean have you ever heard of RuPaul I
know her yeah I met her two times um now
this this part gets a little difficult
to explain the word bottoms I want to
bottom more the word sperm want to sperm
more I want to sperm more um I want to
do more sperm isms yes now we have a
bird I love birds but I hate gorillas so
we do have a bird with a gorilla's head
cuz I think exposure therapy good I'm
really getting into sneakers I just got
these neckies that I really like so more
more shoes I want to become a sneaker
person okay all bald white men get into
sneakers at some at some point it's
inevitable to write a passage Serena
Williams truly one of the best athletes
of all time she inspires me every day I
love her I got some grease back here
because I want to travel I got Playboy
cuz I want to be more sexy that's
it that's really
gorgeous um you know what you gave me a
piece of advice that wasn't advice like
a few months ago where you were like
about being I'm a celebrity you said I
have to train these people like when I
show up and they want to put me on the
red carpet at noon with the sun above me
we're not doing that or like you walk
into a venue and they want to do a meet
and greet with lights you're like you're
going to fix that before we do this
totally that's really helped me cuz it's
like I got to do my job sometimes it's
like well you want this to be good right
and I want this to be good so let's
collaborate but I think when you're a
dry queen or a woman they don't get it
they don't get the lighting they don't
get the the their AC has to be on 62
yeah well they also think we're speaking
up cuz we're insecure or something it's
like no I want this to look good right
thank you guys for joining us uh we're
manifesting our dreams and uh if you
love this video check out we're going to
do makeup on Britney's channel so and we
also have 177 other videos together that
you can go watch the kids want us
together but honestly I'm glad we make
them wait we do also it's hard to be
around each other so we have to like
gear up get ready I have to have six Red
Bulls it's all whole thing thank you
guys for joining us on the channel go
watch Britney's channel it's some of the
best YouTube there is for real that is
so true it's really true thank you bye
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