The Problem With Our House… and Shane’s Dream Comes True!

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3 Mar 202429:47

Summary

TLDRThis video script captures the excitement and anticipation of a fan planning to meet their favorite YouTube couple, Peter and Kitra from Ordinary Adventures, at a restaurant in West Hollywood. The fan expresses deep admiration for the couple, detailing their journey from watching their videos for virtual escapades during a challenging time, to finally arranging a meet-up. The script transitions into a day out at Universal Studios Hollywood, highlighting various attractions, food experiences, and the fun yet chaotic adventures faced, including parking struggles and ride restrictions due to pregnancy. The narrative is filled with humorous, relatable moments and showcases the joy of meeting idols and enjoying a day at the theme park.

Takeaways

  • 😆 The vlogger is extremely excited to meet his favorite YouTubers, Peter and Kitra from Ordinary Adventures, to the point of borderline obsession.
  • 🤩 He has been looking forward to this dinner meetup for weeks and is nervous about making a good impression on them.
  • 😥 The vlogger is dealing with a flooding issue at his home, leading to stress and frustration.
  • 🎢 To lift his spirits, the vlogger decides to visit Universal Studios Hollywood with his friend Lizzy.
  • 🍴 They try out the new Super Mario Bros. Cafe and the Wonka Chocolate Factory, sampling themed food and drinks.
  • 🎰 They play carnival games at the Simpsons land, with hilariously unsuccessful attempts.
  • 🌮 They have a mediocre experience at a Mexican restaurant in the park.
  • 🥤 The highlight is the delicious Cookie Jar milkshake from the Wonka Chocolate Factory.
  • 🤰 Lizzy's pregnancy limits the rides and experiences they can enjoy at the park.
  • 😷 Towards the end, both start feeling unwell, likely from overindulging in the rich theme park food.

Q & A

  • What is the main event that the vlogger is excited about in this video?

    -The vlogger, Shane, is extremely excited to meet his favorite YouTuber couple, Peter and Kitra from Ordinary Adventures, whom he considers his 'ultimate couple goals.' He has been looking forward to this dinner with them for weeks.

  • Why does Shane feel such a strong connection to Peter and Kitra?

    -Shane mentions that he found Peter and Kitra's channel during a time when he was too afraid to leave the house and was feeling bad about himself. He would go on virtual vacations and trips through watching their videos, and they helped him cope during that difficult period.

  • What concerns does Shane have about meeting Peter and Kitra in person?

    -Shane is worried that Peter and Kitra might find him weird or dislike him once they meet in person, even though he feels like he knows them through their videos. He's also nervous about how to act and whether he should vlog the encounter or not.

  • What other events are covered in the video besides the dinner with Peter and Kitra?

    -The video also shows Shane and his friend Elizabeth going to Universal Studios Hollywood for a day out. They try various food items, like the Toad pretzel and Calzone from the Super Mario Bros. Cafe, and the Cookie Jar milkshake from the Wonka Chocolate Factory.

  • How does Elizabeth's pregnancy affect their Universal Studios experience?

    -Due to Elizabeth being pregnant, they are limited in the rides and attractions they can go on. They end up doing more mellow activities like watching a movie experience and playing carnival games.

  • What challenges or issues do Shane and Elizabeth face during their day at Universal Studios?

    -They have trouble finding parking initially, and Shane is disappointed that the only rides Elizabeth can go on are the ones he doesn't enjoy much. They also struggle with some of the carnival games and find some of the food underwhelming.

  • How does Shane feel about his experience at Universal Studios compared to Disneyland?

    -Shane admits that he has become a 'Disney adult' and greatly prefers Disneyland over Universal Studios. He wishes Universal Studios was closer to his home so he could visit Disneyland more often.

  • What other personal issues or challenges does Shane mention in the video?

    -Shane briefly mentions that his house is currently flooded, which has been causing him a lot of stress and frustration.

  • How does Shane's excitement about meeting Peter and Kitra contribute to the overall tone of the video?

    -Shane's intense enthusiasm and anticipation for meeting his favorite YouTubers add a sense of humor and relatability to the video. His over-the-top reactions and expressions capture the feeling of being a devoted fan.

  • What is the significance of Shane vlogging this particular day and experience?

    -Shane recognizes that meeting Peter and Kitra is a momentous occasion for him, as they have had such a positive impact on his life. By vlogging the experience, he can document and cherish this memorable event.

Outlines

00:00

🤩 An Overly Enthusiastic Fan Meeting Their YouTube Idols

This paragraph details the narrator's extreme excitement about finally meeting their favorite YouTube couple, Peter and Kitra of Ordinary Adventures. The narrator expresses their deep love and admiration for the couple, describing them as their "ultimate couple goals" and mentioning that they are on their Patreon and have been communicating with Kitra. The narrator is so thrilled about this meetup that they worry about coming across as creepy or crazy, and they want to document this "monumental moment" because the couple means so much to them, having helped them through a difficult time in their life.

05:00

🎢 An Impromptu Trip to Universal Studios Hollywood

In this paragraph, the narrator decides to take a spontaneous trip to Universal Studios Hollywood on a sunny day when they have childcare available. They discuss the challenges of finding parking and navigating the theme park with their friend Lizzy, who is pregnant. Despite some initial hiccups, they eventually find a spot and make their way to the CityWalk area, where they encounter a new Wonka Chocolate Cafe. They excitedly explore the cafe, ordering unique treats like a toad pretzel and a mushroom-shaped calzone, marveling at the whimsical details and flavors.

10:01

🍬 Exploring the Wonka Chocolate Cafe at Universal Studios

This paragraph continues the narration of their visit to the Wonka Chocolate Cafe at Universal Studios. The narrator and their friend Lizzy order and taste various treats, such as a glittery lemon-flavored drink with edible bubbles, a cheese-filled pretzel with dipping sauces, and a meat-filled calzone shaped like a mushroom. They provide detailed descriptions and reactions to the unique flavors and presentations of the food items, expressing both delight and hesitation towards certain aspects like artificial coloring. Overall, they seem to enjoy the novelty and fun of the Wonka-themed dining experience.

15:01

🎰 Testing Their Luck at Carnival Games in Springfield

In this paragraph, the narrator and their friend Lizzy venture into the Springfield area of Universal Studios, where they decide to try their hand at carnival-style games. They choose a game where they have to throw balls into a target to win prizes, with the goal of winning a Homer or Bart Simpson plush for their kids. Despite their initial confidence, they struggle to get the balls into the target, leading to frustration and embarrassment. The narrator humorously reflects on the amount of money they wasted without even winning a small prize.

20:03

🌮 Dining at a Mexican Restaurant in Universal Studios

This paragraph describes the narrator and Lizzy's experience at a Mexican restaurant within Universal Studios. They order dishes like chimichangas, tostadas, and nachos, providing detailed descriptions and critiques of the food. While they enjoy aspects like the pineapple-flavored chimichanga dip, they are overall underwhelmed by the taste and quality of the dishes, rating them as mediocre. The narrator even contemplates asking to try another family's nachos, which appear more appealing. Despite their criticisms, they continue to eat and drink, savoring the refreshing pineapple beverage.

25:04

🥤 Indulging in a Delectable Milkshake at the Wonka Chocolate Factory

In this final paragraph, the narrator and Lizzy visit the Wonka Chocolate Factory and order an Oreo-flavored milkshake, which they describe in great detail. They are impressed by the presentation and taste of the milkshake, savoring the blend of Oreo cookies and ice cream. However, their enjoyment is slightly marred by the unexpected discovery of a raisin blended into the milkshake, which the narrator finds unpalatable. Despite this minor setback, they overall seem to have had a delightful and relaxing time at Universal Studios, though they express a preference for their local Disneyland theme park. As they prepare to leave, the narrator acknowledges the sacrifices Lizzy made as a pregnant woman during their outing.

Mindmap

Keywords

💡Obsession

Obsession refers to an excessive preoccupation or fixation with something or someone. In the video, the narrator expresses an intense obsession with the YouTuber couple Peter and Kitra from 'Ordinary Adventures.' This obsession is demonstrated through statements like 'I'm literally on their patreon,' 'I'm watching their live streams on a fake account,' and 'I'm that level of creep.' The narrator's obsession with this couple has become a central part of their life and motivation for wanting to meet them.

💡Excitement

Excitement is a feeling of great enthusiasm, eagerness, or anticipation. Throughout the video, the narrator expresses intense excitement about meeting Peter and Kitra, their favorite YouTuber couple. Phrases like 'I'm honestly very excited,' 'this is a momental moment,' and 'I'm violently excited' convey the narrator's high level of excitement and buildup to the event. The excitement is fueled by the narrator's obsession with the couple and the significance they hold in the narrator's life.

💡Nervousness

Nervousness is a state of mental unease or anxiety, often characterized by feelings of worry or apprehension. Despite the narrator's excitement, they also express nervousness about meeting Peter and Kitra, their favorite YouTuber couple. Statements like 'I've been nervous for weeks,' 'I'm going to cry when I meet you,' and 'I don't want to look crazy' highlight the narrator's concerns and nervousness about how the interaction might unfold. This nervousness stems from the significance the couple holds in the narrator's life and the fear of potentially disappointing or being rejected by them.

💡Vlogging

Vlogging refers to the practice of creating and posting video blogs or vlogs, which are video recordings of someone's personal experiences, thoughts, and activities. Throughout the video, the narrator is actively vlogging or recording their experiences, thoughts, and preparations leading up to meeting Peter and Kitra. Phrases like 'I'm filming this little day in my life,' and 'I need to bring a vlog camera' highlight the narrator's intention to document and share this significant event through a vlog.

💡Escapism

Escapism is the practice of seeking distraction or relief from reality by engaging in activities or experiences that provide a temporary escape. In the video, the narrator mentions finding solace and escape through watching Peter and Kitra's travel vlogs and adventures during a difficult period in their life when they were 'too afraid to leave the house.' The narrator states, 'I would go on vacations and trips through them,' suggesting that the couple's content provided a form of escapism and vicarious enjoyment when the narrator was unable to experience such adventures themselves.

💡Friendship

Friendship refers to a close, platonic relationship between two people characterized by mutual affection, trust, and support. While initially expressing an obsession with Peter and Kitra, the narrator also desires to form a genuine friendship with them, stating, 'I want to be friends like I want to be real life friends.' This desire to move beyond a one-sided obsession and establish a reciprocal, friendly relationship is a recurring theme in the video, highlighting the narrator's hopes for a deeper connection with the couple.

💡Disappointment

Disappointment is a feeling of sadness or dissatisfaction caused by the failure of something to meet one's hopes or expectations. Throughout the video, the narrator expresses concerns about the potential for disappointment, such as when they ask, 'what if I meet them and they hate me?' and 'what if I meet them and they're just like oh he's weird?' This fear of disappointment stems from the high pedestal on which the narrator has placed Peter and Kitra, and the idea that a negative interaction could shatter their idealized perception of the couple.

💡Authenticity

Authenticity refers to the quality of being genuine, true, or real. As the narrator prepares to meet Peter and Kitra, they grapple with the desire to present their authentic self, stating, 'you just play it authentically.' However, they also acknowledge the potential awkwardness of vlogging and documenting the initial interaction, questioning 'how do I play it?' This internal conflict between authenticity and the desire to capture the moment for their vlog highlights the challenges of maintaining genuineness in the face of modern social media dynamics.

💡Pregnancy

Pregnancy is the condition of carrying a developing embryo or fetus within the female body. In the video, the narrator's friend Elizabeth is pregnant, which adds an additional layer of consideration and limitation to their activities at Universal Studios. Phrases like 'she's pregnant so we can't go on crazy rides' and 'Lizzie can do here while pregnant' highlight the need to accommodate Elizabeth's pregnancy and ensure her safety and comfort during their outing.

💡Amusement Park

An amusement park is an outdoor area or venue that features various rides, games, attractions, and entertainment for the purpose of leisure and enjoyment. Universal Studios Hollywood, where the video is set, is an amusement park that combines theme park rides with a working movie studio and attractions based on popular films and TV shows. The narrator and their friend Elizabeth explore various aspects of the park, including rides, cafes, and the Wonka Chocolate Factory, showcasing the immersive and entertaining nature of amusement parks.

Highlights

Shane is extremely excited to meet his favorite YouTubers, Peter and Kitra of Ordinary Adventures, whom he idolizes and has been looking forward to this meetup for weeks.

Shane expresses his nervousness about meeting Peter and Kitra, worried that they might not like him or find him weird, but also hopes to become real-life friends with them.

Shane and Ryland go out for dinner with Peter and Kitra, and Shane is overjoyed and can barely contain his excitement, even getting them a baby blanket as a gift.

Ryland takes Shane to Universal Studios Hollywood for a fun day out to cheer him up after a rough patch with the flooding at their house.

They struggle to find parking at Universal Studios, with Ryland's car being too tall for the parking garage ceilings, leading to some frustration.

Shane and Ryland visit the new Super Mario Bros. Cafe and try the toad pretzel, calizone, and a glittery drink, which they find visually appealing but with mixed reviews on the taste.

Shane and Ryland attempt to play a ball-throwing game at the Simpsons area but fail miserably, despite Shane's confidence in his ball skills.

They visit the Fast & Furious ride area but cannot go on the ride due to Ryland's pregnancy.

Shane and Ryland try the Mexican restaurant at Universal Studios but find the food bland and underwhelming, rating it low.

They visit the Wonka Chocolate Factory and order a Cookie Jar milkshake, which they find delicious and visually appealing, despite accidentally blending in a raisin.

Shane acknowledges the sacrifices Ryland has to make during pregnancy, such as not being able to go on certain rides or take hot baths.

Shane expresses his love for Disneyland and his desire to live closer to it, as the commute distance from their home makes it difficult to fully embrace being a 'Disney adult.'

Shane and Ryland have a relaxed and fun day at Universal Studios, despite some hiccups, and Shane appreciates the opportunity to spend time with Ryland before the baby arrives.

Shane's excitement and emotions surrounding meeting his idols, Peter and Kitra, are palpable throughout the vlog, showcasing his deep admiration for them.

The vlog captures the highs and lows of the day, from the emotional meetup with Peter and Kitra to the frustrations of parking and underwhelming food, providing an authentic glimpse into their experiences.

Transcripts

00:01

[Music]

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okay you guys hello what babies are s

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okay let's go over into the family room

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it's dark today because it's rainy and I

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have a whole another situation going on

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under the house where it's fling and I'm

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just hitting my head against a wall but

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we're going to put that to the side for

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today and today only because Shane's

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biggest I'm honestly very excited too

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but like Shane has had something to live

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for ever since he has put a date on the

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books for tonight okay first of all let

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me just say this I can't believe you're

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making me do this right now while the

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babies are asleep and it's so hard for

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me not to scream I'm containing my

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squeals so as you guys know my favorite

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Youtubers of all time my favorite OTP My

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ultimate couple goals Peter and kitra of

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ordinary Adventures we've been talking

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about them for months ordinary

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Adventures is my favorite blogger couple

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hello everybody and welcome back to

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ordinary Adventures

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and they go to amusement

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parks oh my

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God and they eat food would you just

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look at it would you just look at it I

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can't imagine my life before them I

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don't know what I was doing before them

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I'm literally on their patreon I'm like

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watching their live streams on her fake

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account asking questions like girl I'm

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that level of creep but me and K are

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talk and we DM and I'm like I'm sorry if

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I'm being creepy and she's like you're

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not being creepy I'm being creepy too

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and I'm like girl let be creepy so

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finally after months I just pulled the

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trigger and I said girl

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when are you guys free let's get a

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babysitter let's do this and she was

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like I could do this date and I was like

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I could do this date boom done here we

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go and it's been on the books for weeks

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I've been nervous for weeks I've been

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texting her being like I'm going to cry

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when I meet you is that weird listen

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this is what I'm trying to say I don't

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want to look crazy though is this this

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is crazy I a little crazy I wanted to

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document the moment cuz I do feel like

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it's a momental moment a Monumental

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moment see the fact that he is

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correcting my grandmar means that I'm

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really [ __ ] up I'm not my right head

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space right now but they mean so much to

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me and I know this is weird oh you guys

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might get it Appel social relationship

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yeah they mean so much to me I found

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them especially at a moment in my life

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where I was too afraid to leave the

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house and just like feeling bad about

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myself so I would go on vacations and

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trips through them like I would watch

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them enjoy their trips and their cruises

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and their theme parks and I'd be like

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wow it's like I'm hanging out with them

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and then I'd always be like one day

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maybe I'll hang out with them and now

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we're hang out with them it's like this

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is too much and we're going to one of my

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favorite restaurants o Compadre which I

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haven't been to forever cuz we don't

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live close to Hollywood anymore but it's

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kind of a middle point for both of us so

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we're headed over to I guess it's West

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Hollywood and we're going to go here's

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the thing how do I play it how do I play

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it I mean you just play it authentically

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I want to be friends like I want to be

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real life friends well then vlogging and

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putting it on YouTube your actual

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emotions before meeting them probably

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isn't the way to do

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that right no you know what here's the

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thing my relationship with them before I

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meet them is different once I meet them

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it's going to be different right it's

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going to be based in reality my current

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relationship with them is based no you

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text her you guys DM and text and talk I

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know but we haven't met face to face so

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I feel like they're still like these

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figures in my brain of like

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entertainment and I love them and I feel

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like I know them but like what if I meet

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them and they hate me like what if I

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meet them and they're just like oh he's

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like weird would you not be able to

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watch their Channel

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anymore oh that's hard but that's not

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going to happen I'm not going to

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manifest that cuz I think it's going to

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go great and I want them to be friends

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with me and I want to be friends with

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them I'm nervous what am I going to wear

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what am I going to dude oh my God what

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are you going to eat and are we going to

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get like a food review in real time are

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they going to rate the food with their

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[Applause]

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heads I know this is weird I'm aware you

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should get a restraining order because I

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am going to show up and I'm going to run

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and I'm going to [ __ ] tackle you with

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a hug it's going to be a lot it's like

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they're at Disneyland and I'm goofy and

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I'm just like like it's going to be too

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much I'm Sor okay well I don't know if

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I'm like going to just throw a camera in

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their face but we'll see no you got to

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play it cool there's no playing it cool

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when I have this big clunky Vlog camera

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if I have it at all it's like bo bo b no

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no no it's like okay here's how you play

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here's how you play we're like we're

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kiking we're drinking our flaming

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margaritas and we're like oh my God the

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tea and then you're just like I'm sorry

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I'm filming this little day in my life

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can I just get a quick little clip do it

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the starting of this Vlog is 5 minutes

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of us talking about how we like going to

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go meet them see but they don't know

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that yet and then once this Vlog comes

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out that's when their training word hits

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and then this will be the last time we

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ever meet them but you know what it's my

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make a wish and I'm

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ready we got to go do you want to show

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the flood under our house or is that

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Bringing Down the mood no one cares

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about that although what I will say is

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our house is currently flooded it's a

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whole [ __ ] nightmare and P and KRA

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they're going through a flood right now

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it's been happening for a year at their

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house because they document the journey

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on their patreon so I have something to

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talk to them about it's like friend

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things okay got to go okay hold on no no

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no I got to I got to Vlog Shane goes

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where are you going to get a vlog clip

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and I said well I don't want to be

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creepy and I said they're going to know

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you're creepy once they see what's going

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on before this well first of all

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hello best night ever okay so do you

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guys think it's pathetic how excited I

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am or are you okay with it is it weird

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that I'm a patreon I have a lot of

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questions well before before the dinner

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she was like I'm going to throw up no I

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was the same way all day right before we

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got here I broke a nail and I had to go

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back into that's why we made our Uber

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driver drive back and it was raining and

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I was like I can't go to dinner with

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broken nail and that's why we were like

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5 minutes late but yeah it's we're so

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excited to meet you guys and it's been

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so much fun

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and been awesome yeah there we go I told

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Shane cuz I was filming on the Vlog

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camera I was like you can't we can't go

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meet somebody and like have a vlog

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camera ready to throw in their face this

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is why I don't think it's weird because

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I genuinely love them and like I don't

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know like I feel like it's not weird to

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express my love for you know what I mean

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is it weird though oh it's weird no I'm

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more excited than you also they got us a

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baby

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blanket of Duffy if you know you

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know I'm so excited this is like the

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coolest dinner ever Peter did a magic

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trick that was crazy check out their

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patreon Vlog join the squad okay I've

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embarrassed myself enough I hope you

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guys could hear this I was too

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embarrassed to bring a vlog camera sorry

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everyone

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[Music]

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hello everyone good morning it is a

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fantastic day because a Ms all the chaos

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of my flooding drama I have decided and

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never in my wildest dreams when I woke

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up this morning did I think I'd be doing

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this but I just you know had child care

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and thought you know what it would be a

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wonderful day to go to Universal Studios

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Hollywood because the sun is shining the

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sky is blue and I need a little pickme

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up here's Elizabeth she's V this is my

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Vlog you got to turn your Vlog camera

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off and get in here and perform get in

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here and perform for me Elizabeth Gordon

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what took you so long I told you I was

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running late this morning okay put your

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camera here this is a dual action comedy

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did you ever think when you woke up this

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morning this would be your reality I had

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a feeling no you didn't yeah I did I had

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a feeling you literally did not have a

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feeling dude any day this could be with

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you I wake up every day wondering I

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wonder if we're going to Disneyland

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today it got real dark for me recently

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with all of that rain and that flooding

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oh Icarus is in the window there is [ __ ]

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in the [ __ ] doorway so I couldn't get

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out of the house until I clean up the

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[ __ ] Tak you so long no I was heading

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out and then I realized that

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[ __ ] [ __ ] in there icky we're

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over here he doesn't know oh no he does

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his face is pressed against the glass so

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he can't turn to look at you more notice

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how his snoot is moved in the wrong way

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so I've had a whole range of emotions

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today I really got down at the dumps for

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a second oh no and Shane was even like

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what's going on are you going to come

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back to life and I said no and normally

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I go to yoga to like you know have a

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deto

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a release and then I feel better he

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calls me after my yoga class do you feel

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better

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no it's hard times and you know what I

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woke up today it's 70° the sun is

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shining the sky is blue and I thought

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you know what I have child care I think

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I need to go to Universal Studios yeah

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oh oh what do you mind if I run back

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inside and grab some ginger juice oh my

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gosh I mean yes you can but will you

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stay here and Vlog with me for one

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second yeah and so then I said But Lizzy

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am I an awful person if on a day that I

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have child care I'm going to Universal

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Studios without them

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she didn't reply no I said no we're

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working I said no we have to work I said

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this is work I'm working I'm Vlogging I

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had meltdown yesterday and I took myself

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to the movies alone yeah was it good no

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the movies sucked the chairs were

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uncomfortable and I left super sleepy

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and passed out at 5:00 after crying have

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you already seen Wonka no but I hear

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it's awful really I heard it was good

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it's awful I've put it on at my house

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twice and I'm just like what in the [ __ ]

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oh cook get your Ginger cheese we've got

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to go to Universal I only have until

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bathtime oh my God and she's pregnant so

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we can't go on crazy

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[Music]

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rides I'm back you will not take that

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many Ginger shoes no but it's better

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safe than sorry wow that run took it out

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of me okay we're at Universal Studios

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Hollywood do you like how I just

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disregard your Vlog completely yeah it's

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crazy wow look at the gorgeousness and

09:19

the happiness this is selling o child

09:24

things are going to get

09:27

easier oh we have been trying to park

09:29

for a half an hour now my car is too

09:32

[ __ ] tall for these ceilings and I

09:34

told Lizzy let me just pay and park

09:36

where I always Park and she like no just

09:39

pay for the general parking we can walk

09:41

no I it's a one way but we need to get

09:43

out of here I can't go there's no reason

09:45

for the turn around oh my God I

09:48

think I think oh my God no there's the

09:51

exit spiral over here God but then I

09:53

don't know what to do I don't think you

09:55

can access the exit spiral right here

09:56

are you kidding me oh no it says Exit

09:58

okay the drw drama the drama and I had

10:00

to pee so bad that I just parked in a

10:02

non-p parking spot and ran all the way

10:03

up to Universal CityWalk so that I could

10:05

go pee and now I I don't know I don't

10:08

know we're having a little bit of a

10:09

meltdown I still think you can park

10:11

right there the arrow for accessible

10:12

parking is after that spot okay I'm

10:14

going to park there literally you're

10:16

right cuz they would have it over one if

10:18

this wasn't the accessible parking and

10:21

there isn't The Reserve side in front

10:22

I'm glad we came to this conclusion

10:24

we're

10:25

done watch we come back to my car toad

10:28

it's gone they can't tow a car out of

10:30

here I mean I bet they can't this is

10:32

going to dump us into the CityWalk where

10:34

the Wonka stuff is right yes sir what is

10:36

it is it the Wonka cafe or what yeah

10:38

it's the Wonka Cafe no like what is it

10:40

actually no it's the Wonka Cafe you're

10:42

lying no I'm not lying Joe and I tried

10:44

to eat there the other day and we didn't

10:46

have the patience oh is there going to

10:48

be a line what is I don't think we want

10:49

to eat there oh okay you just want to

10:52

get one of those little milkshakes right

10:53

M

10:55

probably there's Reserve signs after

10:58

where my car is and there's no cone in

11:00

that spot which there's cones in all the

11:04

other so I don't

11:07

know okay we got to get this

11:11

sunscreen oh oh my God should I take

11:13

that spot Lizzy go go go go go go

11:15

definitely go hurry

11:22

there's the fates have smiled upon us

11:26

today all right let's party now I'm

11:28

excited

11:31

[Music]

11:32

wow I haven't been in this CityWalk in

11:34

so long CityWalk kind of [ __ ] I

11:37

literally can't remember the last time I

11:39

was here it looks like nobody's at the

11:42

tooth suome chocolate Emporium toothsome

11:48

yeah do you want to take a chance to

11:50

just walk through it there's nothing I

11:51

hate more and I we just hold hands and

11:53

we walk super slow through it like me

11:55

yes yeah but I'm worried it's going to

11:56

give me a little yeasty I will not have

11:58

wet socks all day but I'll watch you

11:59

don't be a [ __ ] well if I watched the

12:02

pattern then I could run and not get pit

12:04

but it's really pumping out there's no

12:06

running you got to go slow yeah you're

12:08

wild I was just saying we're actually

12:10

going to go to the Chocolate Factory

12:12

after oh hold on my husband's calling

12:15

hello oh my God she's so oh my God she

12:18

made it I got got wait is your feet wet

12:21

just a little you're crazy it's the for

12:24

the thrill of

12:25

[Music]

12:27

it wow oh I like oh my gosh wait should

12:33

I get Shane I don't think he'd like pink

12:35

like this one's the one that calls to

12:38

me you can't be seen with me in that

12:40

though no one can be seen in

12:56

that all right my husband told me me

12:59

that there was a new Super Mario Bros

13:01

Cafe and I'm guessing this might be it

13:03

but it's not in the land

13:06

itself oh my

13:08

[Music]

13:14

God okay so we went to this new Cafe

13:16

honestly the ice in the drink that we

13:19

got looks incredible I think this ice

13:21

looks better than those cubed ice cubes

13:23

I'm violently excited for that I like

13:25

have to show you what kind of ice we're

13:27

talking about like are you kidding me

13:30

and then we got the toad pretzel and we

13:33

got a calizone that is also shaped like

13:36

a mushroom like a mushroom this food is

13:38

honestly so cute and then you pour this

13:41

I don't know yeah I don't know oh it's

13:43

so cute oh my God I thought there were

13:46

going to be little bobas there's bobas

13:48

in there already okay so I just opened

13:50

the box and this little guy came

13:53

out do you want to come taste test with

13:55

us don't invite him into our Lives why a

14:00

we're just trying to have a taste

14:04

[Music]

14:05

test that's beautiful

14:10

sir would you all like a bite or

14:13

anything have you had toad so

14:15

Cafe okay I need to jump into this it's

14:18

like a meat oh my

14:23

gosh there he goes is it going to make

14:25

it colorful and I think it makes it

14:27

glittery too

14:29

she said scw it up and so the drink that

14:32

we got is that just Sprite and then

14:34

whatever the star is it's going to make

14:35

it a flavor did you just cheapen the

14:37

experience I mean I'm just trying to

14:39

understand what this is okay what's

14:41

going on is the white parts are actually

14:44

melted pieces of

14:46

cheese I guess I'm just going to take a

14:48

huge bite into

14:49

it oh my God there's glitter in it now

14:52

wow that's so cute oh my god oh I bet

14:54

this [ __ ] is full of yellow dyes

14:57

m oh that's good is it

15:01

delicious oh my God it's like lemon

15:04

flavor and there's glitter up in that

15:05

[ __ ] are these the bubas that pop in

15:06

your mouth yeah can you take a bite of

15:09

this smells like feet it's meat inside

15:12

of just a bread cage with cheese and red

15:16

D40 honestly it's pretty good did you

15:18

get a bite with the cheese in it you

15:20

hate it I don't hate it you have zero

15:24

reaction she's I'm contemplating it the

15:27

meat mixture is like

15:29

H I would say I like it I like it but

15:31

again I'm hesitant cuz of the red dye

15:32

she thinks it's going to kill everyone

15:34

no I think it's going to give us all

15:35

tumors in ADHD so this is their flower

15:38

up pretzel or their oneup pretzel this

15:40

pretzel comes with three different

15:42

sauces I wish I knew in the moment what

15:44

it was that's Blanca queso oh my gosh

15:46

it's cold I don't think it's supposed to

15:48

be cold this is mustard really it's

15:50

supposed to be warm yeah who the [ __ ]

15:51

wants cold cheese it's been in the

15:52

fridge build the bottom and then what do

15:55

you think this is Chipotle something

15:58

Chipotle Ranch that honestly smells like

16:00

the least appealing of them to me I like

16:02

it the most are you going to try this

16:03

one wow it breaks apart it's like two

16:06

tier I'm going to try the queso

16:09

first that cheese being cold was a

16:11

mistake I don't think it should be cold

16:13

is that how they intended it no it would

16:15

be so good if it was warm I'm [ __ ]

16:17

obsessed with it if it's warm the

16:18

mustard is just whatever dues that me

16:21

tastes the orange

16:23

sauce I feel like that's a cheese sauce

16:25

too oh what that's like a spicier cheese

16:29

what is it Chipotle Smokey um you know

16:32

what I want to put this calizone and dip

16:34

that in the white

16:36

sauce what if I just pull my dick out

16:38

and put it in the white sauce if you

16:39

have a dick I'll be shocked thank

16:42

you there's a little bit too much bread

16:44

on the calone but if you tear it apart

16:46

and eat it from the Middle the

16:48

proportions are right I would say I like

16:49

the bread on the calone more than I like

16:51

the pretzel bread I like the pretzel and

16:53

the white cheese so much I want it for

16:54

my birthday if I want to keep eating

16:56

today I should probably stop I okay

16:59

if your kids hadn't come when they did

17:01

oh I didn't mean this for the

17:02

Vlog did you hear what I was saying if

17:05

my kids didn't come when they did what

17:07

you and I would have come here and

17:08

enjoyed grinchville oh or hille my kids

17:11

did uh make us miss Christmas at

17:13

Universal Studios but next Christmas

17:15

they'll be here with

17:17

us you see the glitter right I don't

17:19

know if the Vlog sees the glitter but I

17:20

see the glitter I love it hold for no

17:23

I'm just going to try the B

17:26

now oh my God I also think it's kind of

17:29

pearly it's so satisfying when it

17:32

crunches and just slurp I do think the

17:34

inside is Sprite as well though in

17:39

this oo open

17:42

up okay I had to get some caffeine

17:45

because I'm on a strict caffeine

17:46

schedule so I don't get a headache but

17:48

we're looking up the things Lizzie can

17:49

do here while pregnant and of course the

17:52

two rides she can go on are the two ones

17:54

I hate the most one I love the most life

17:56

of pets [ __ ] sucks the for that ride

17:59

makes me want to jump out of my body and

18:01

Despicable Me are you kidding me

18:03

Despicable Me No Life pets I don't give

18:05

a [ __ ] about this no but those were the

18:06

two the internet said you can go on and

18:08

those are like that's fine we're going

18:11

to have fun no matter what Lizzie was

18:12

nice enough to say though she would wait

18:14

in any line with me which is crazy I

18:16

would never make her do that we're just

18:17

going to do pregnant fine things like

18:19

the Backlot tour can't do that yes you

18:21

can no shaking no way wow I can't even

18:24

see Wisteria Lane now that I've been

18:25

rewatching Desperate Housewives so what

18:28

do we do secret life of f no I

18:31

will I will wait in line with you though

18:34

that's not a big deal for me I'm not you

18:35

I just love be in here with my

18:38

buddies we're fishing out the Boba

18:40

because it's so good it might just be

18:42

sevening up it's right but

18:45

yeah okay one of the things Elizabeth

18:47

can do is go to the Kung Fu Panda movie

18:50

I've never seen it it like vibrating

18:53

seats while you watch a movie sounds

18:56

sexy oh you know what I think I've been

18:58

to Shrek I don't know that I've been to

19:00

Kung Fu Panda I don't think Shrek exists

19:02

anymore oh this will be new for

19:05

me you've never been to any of these no

19:08

oh

19:09

wow she's hiding my drink for me because

19:11

we realized they weren't allowed and I

19:13

had just waited in line for 40 minutes

19:15

to get this

19:16

coffee it's like offensively cold in

19:19

here they're acting like it's 300°

19:21

outside oh we're just waiting

19:25

on

19:27

oh oh turns out that ride wasn't ride

19:31

this like experience wasn't pregnancy

19:33

safety seats were like the second it

19:36

started I was like you got to go to the

19:37

non-moving seat behind you but she still

19:39

got sprayed in the face I had a great

19:46

time okay I've never played like the

19:49

carnivalesque type games at Universal in

19:52

the what land is Simpsons you're right I

19:54

am blacked out and I'm stuttering we're

19:56

in Springfield I'm trying to convince

19:57

him to throw his copy away cuz he's a

19:59

mess no I need it I need it okay so we

20:01

chose a game we're going to play this

20:02

game and I'm going to win what like a

20:05

little Bart or Homer for my kids I don't

20:07

think you even showed them what the game

20:08

is

20:17

oh so you get decent sized balls and you

20:19

have to throw them in but I think the

20:20

trick is not to throw it too hard

20:22

because then it will prochet back out

20:24

right you don't want an indecently sized

20:27

ball

20:29

The Vibes over here are Immaculate okay

20:31

we found the scoreboard six will get us

20:33

a homer or a bark four will get us a

20:35

cute little alligator and two that

20:38

pillow's trash that's iguana it's not an

20:39

alligator really yeah I honestly do not

20:42

want that pillow I will be offended if I

20:44

get that

20:45

pillow I don't know if we're ever going

20:48

to get to play this but I think we put

20:50

in so much time we have to we have to be

20:52

in for a little while we could tap out

20:53

and go shoot some baskets I keep talking

20:55

about bailing on this one but she seems

20:57

to to think I'm going to be great at

20:59

this he's really good at ball

21:03

work because he's

21:05

gay I'm

21:08

rolling how many throws over there okay

21:11

last throw counts two points don't

21:13

embarrass us I'll try not to bring that

21:15

iguana home baby okay so from what I

21:17

observe slow and

21:19

soft sof kidding me the kid made it look

21:23

so easy sted up on Mountain are

21:27

you

21:29

do you want to try one

21:31

yeah you're kidding me it's so last one

21:34

you got this my friend I got the last

21:38

one's two points last one two

21:40

points are you not even should I go over

21:44

hand I don't recommend

21:46

it I'm leaving this is embarrassing F

21:50

kidding me that kid got like seven and I

21:51

was like oh this is going to be so easy

21:53

it's cuz we're all jacked up on Mountain

21:54

Dew we can't play like this do you want

21:55

me to admit how much money that was 18

21:59

wow for nothing for nothing we didn't

22:01

even get one we didn't even have fun and

22:03

you thought me I was going to be good at

22:04

it because I'm gay I know maybe you were

22:06

bad at it cuz you're gay does that mean

22:08

I'm also gay cuz I was bad at it too

22:10

you're very

22:12

[Music]

22:15

gay I guess what's going over here is

22:18

something that's faster than the Furious

22:19

why do you think that because I saw

22:22

oh a fast and the furious ride there's

22:25

the

22:26

tram only we could go on that but

22:29

somebody's pregnant I bet none of those

22:31

people are pregnant whatever I'd rather

22:33

meet your baby than go on the tram ride

22:35

yeah save my little Virgo he's a Virgo

22:39

yeah is that good for us I think so yeah

22:41

I have two best friends that are Virgos

22:43

these are so cute but I just don't think

22:47

Shane has anywhere to put it you know

22:50

what I

22:56

mean

22:59

[Music]

23:02

okay we're eating again we're trying the

23:04

Mexican restaurant just like in the

23:07

middle of everything I got the chimy

23:09

pineapple is that what you would call it

23:10

what you regret not getting the nachos

23:12

I'm blacking out looking at this woman's

23:13

nacho I told you we can get the nachos

23:15

as well the nachos seems not safe Choice

23:16

cuz we've got three we have a hand

23:18

sanitizer that's not enough okay we can

23:21

wash our hands for so how about that

23:22

this has just been my hair all day

23:25

honestly these tostadas the base is much

23:28

better than I thought I thought it was

23:29

just going to be some dingy like

23:31

tortilla yeah no it's like a flower

23:36

inclosed gorgeous goodness I probably

23:39

should have got some hot sauce though

23:40

from the table huh do they have it they

23:42

have some chalula packets I'll grab okay

23:44

I'll be

23:45

back wow are you going to put some of

23:47

that on yours or did you just go get

23:50

this for me I think I'll probably use

23:51

some as

23:52

well this looks so good you're cutting

23:55

it like a psychopath I'm scared to use

23:57

my hands really didn't you sanitize

23:59

twice wow I literally cannot separate

24:02

this [ __ ] okay all

24:06

right it's actually still like a corn

24:09

yeah facee it's not a flour it's like a

24:11

corn Crumpet I feel like they should

24:12

have done this with flour well that's

24:14

nontraditional okay I still like

24:16

it do you like it I don't know it's kind

24:19

of bland in a lot of the Corn

24:21

breading I'll still eat it it's like a 6

24:25

out of

24:26

10 what's your I'd give it like a four

24:29

out of 10 it's just really not great huh

24:30

it's just really not great it has all

24:33

the things that you would think would

24:34

make something great but it's just not

24:36

it's a

24:37

my I want to go up to one of the

24:39

families that got nachos and be like can

24:41

I try that how are the beans and rice

24:43

they're

24:43

[Music]

24:45

good oh [ __ ] dang wow the whole thing is

24:49

covered in chimoy Cheers

24:56

Cheers

24:58

I [ __ ] with that it's like intense in a

25:00

good way one of the better things we

25:01

patch today it's like refreshingly sweet

25:04

and tangling tangly tang tang tang isly

25:09

what the way I'm sitting right now with

25:11

my leg tangling like I just got kissed

25:13

for the first time is that what you did

25:15

when you first got K this goes so hard

25:17

it's honestly really refreshing I'm

25:19

obsessed with it and it's making my nose

25:20

run a little bit spicy no I have not

25:24

really been to

25:25

Universal since I've gone so hard on

25:27

becoming a Disney adult and I have to

25:29

say we're Disney girls we're Disney

25:30

girls and it's such a shame that

25:32

Universal is so close to us because if

25:35

we could Swip Swap the locations Swip

25:37

Swap I would live at Disneyland It's

25:40

really that hour commute hour and a half

25:42

in traffic which a lot for us that keeps

25:44

me from being a Disney adult full-blown

25:47

especially when I start taking my kids

25:49

it's like that's a long ways to go

25:51

before you even get to where you're at

25:52

spray some melatonin in their mouths

25:55

knock them out real quick all right

25:56

we're going to keep eating this and then

25:57

go to the Wonka Chocolate

26:00

Factory you think Timothy chal is wow

26:03

I'm quickly coming back online just to

26:05

say it aged even better that is a 10 out

26:08

of 10 in my book that's the only reason

26:09

to come here the food itself though was

26:11

trash from that restaurant that just

26:13

blew

26:14

[Music]

26:26

out have you seen anything that looks

26:29

delicious that that that oh my God the

26:33

confetti has cake on top of it yeah as

26:35

you say that one looks lit wow it's

26:37

pretty cool that you can just walk up to

26:39

the bar and get

26:41

milkshakes that's mint also looks

26:43

incredible you want the mint huh go with

26:45

your gut well let me read the other ones

26:47

brownie confetti red velvet gosh they

26:49

are $17 too I'd say let's get to no we

26:53

can't get two we would die okay I'm

26:54

going to admit to you guys I thought

26:56

visually the confetti cake looked the

26:59

best but from a taste profile standpoint

27:02

I really wanted the cookie jar the

27:04

chocolate here that we spoke to has said

27:06

that the cookie jar milkshake option is

27:08

their top seller the confetti cake just

27:10

has that whole piece of cake on top but

27:11

then I'm not as interested in just the

27:13

vanilla ice cream No in fact that's a

27:15

little pedestrian I'm regretting not

27:17

getting the confetti cake I'm not I do

27:19

wish we had more friends here though so

27:21

we could have gotten a couple and had to

27:22

make sense I mean we are vlogging

27:24

there's lots of friends

27:26

here we're

27:28

ready oh

27:30

[ __ ] wow this is

27:35

gorgeous I want a marry head oh my gosh

27:40

hold on let me get a 360 of

27:43

this wow this is pretty do we get to

27:46

keep this glass I think so oh how fun I

27:48

think let's do a straw taste before we

27:51

scoop out the top

27:53

okay oh I'm in I'm in

27:59

[Music]

28:01

that's good it's a milkshake for some

28:02

reason I was thinking it was going to be

28:04

more of a thick consistency I really

28:06

like thick ice cream I really like this

28:08

it's delicious has just the right amount

28:10

of Oreo and Oreos Blended just enough to

28:13

where it isn't a problem I'm actually

28:15

obsessed with this it's fantastic it

28:16

goes hard wow love it hope you enjoyed

28:19

this more chill day Universal I feel

28:21

like this was the most chill time we've

28:22

ever come um yeah I still smell

28:25

horrible me too it's cuz I'm oh never

28:27

mind what nothing it's cuz you're what

28:31

oh I just got a raisin There's A Raisin

28:32

in this [ __ ] they Blended up some

28:34

oatmeal raisin that I can throw up the

28:36

raisin is not right with Oreo what if

28:38

this is one I throw up they should have

28:39

a sampler platter they should have a

28:41

sampler then they wouldn't look so

28:42

violently crazy all right well we'll be

28:47

back okay well I hope you guys enjoyed

28:49

this because we have both discovered

28:51

we're unwell like we need to get out of

28:53

here and get home fast yeah it's just

28:56

like sickly holding the milkshake to

28:59

hand to your husband when you walk

29:00

through the door sh all the US have the

29:02

shake I have to acknowledge the

29:03

sacrifices when you're pregnant I was

29:05

like you know I just need to be home in

29:07

a warm bath honestly well I could take a

29:08

warm bath but I want a hot one oh you

29:10

can't take a warm bath yeah but who

29:12

wants a warm bath cuz part of you is

29:13

just cold the whole time you know I

29:15

would think all of you just say goodbye

29:20

[Music]

29:26

bye

29:29

[Music]

29:45

n

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