Cell Phone Stereotypes
Summary
TLDRنص النص الvided يتضمن مجموعة من الأحداث العشوائية والمواقف المضحكة التي يواجهها الشخصيات في يومهم العادي. يتضمن النص تفاعلات مع الأصدقاء والعائلة، ومواقف مضحكة مثل كسر الهاتف ومحاولة استبدال البطارية، ونصائح لعلاج البراغي والبثور، وأحداث غريبة مثل التصوير لحظة التصوير للدفن الغير قانوني، وتجربة SoFi لإدارة الاستثمارات. يتضمن النص أيضًا ترويج لتطبيق SoFi، الذي يوفر فرصة لكسب حتى 1000 دولار للتداول في الأوراق المتداولة والأسهم والرمزيات.
Takeaways
- 🕒 'If the ostriches can't be here by 3:00, we can't use them.' يشير إلى أن هناك جدول زمني محدد يجب اتباعه لاستخدام السلاحف.
- 📱 'Motorcycle wreck? Oh, oh, cracked my phone over the weekend.' تشير إلى حادثة الدراجة التي أدى إلى كسر الهاتف.
- 🎵 'It's really not as bad as it looks.' يُظهر كيف أن الأشياء قد تبدو أسوأ مما هي في الواقع، مع إشارة إلى أن الهاتف لا يزال قابلاً للاستخدام.
- 🏆 'Congratulations. You've just won a free cruise.' يُظهر المفاجأة الإيجابية التي يمكن أن تظهر في اللحظات الغير متوقعة.
- 🚶 'Hi, I'm Jennifer calling about your car's extended warranty.' يُظهر محادثة التسويق التي قد تكون مزعجة للبعض.
- 🎉 'Yeah! [CHEERING]' يُظهر الفرح والاحتفال للأحداث الإيجابية.
- 😅 'Oh, no. Oh what are the chances?' يُظهر السخرية والamazement في الأحداث العشوائية.
- 😂 'Oh, sorry man. You had to be here.' يُظهر الضحك والamateurishness في المواقف الشخصية.
- 📞 'Dude, another crazy thing I found out-- are you listening to my phone call right now?' يُظهر ال Invasion على الخصوصية وتأثيرها على العلاقات.
- 🎣 'Hey, big dog. What's good, good looking?' يُظهر التفاعل الشخصي والسعادة في التواصل مع الأصدقاء.
- 🎁 'Huge thanks to our friends at SoFi for sponsoring this video.' يُشير إلى الدعم المالي للمحتوى من قبل SoFi.
Q & A
ما هي القضية التي تواجهها الشخص الذي يتحدث عن العظم البيضاء؟
-الشخص يتحدث عن مشكلة تلقيها في استعمال الهاتف بعد تحطيم ال экран، لكنه يستمر في استخدامها رغم ذلك.
ماذا تعني الجملة 'Eight's the seven, the six is the five'؟
-هذا عبارة عن توضيح حول كيفية التعامل مع الهاتف التالث بعد تحطيم الشاشة، حيث يشير إلى أن الزر الثامن في المكان الذي يشغله الزر السابع، وهكذا.
لماذا يتصل الشخص بصديقه بشأن الضمان الممتد للسيارة؟
-الصديق يستقبل مكالمة من جينيفر التي تتحدث عن الضمان الممتد للسيارة، لكنه يرفض ال_extend_ بعد أن أشار إلى أنها مجرد مكالمة مزعجة.
ما هي القضية التي يواجهها الشخص الذي يتحدث عن الشحن الغير قانوني؟
-الشخص يشجع على التصوير للتحقق من أن الشحن الغير قانوني يحدث فعلاً، ويحاول إجراء اعتقال مدني.
لماذا يرفض الشخص الانضمام إلى مجموعة النص الجماعي المتعلقة بلعب الكرة ال顔?
-الشخص يشعر أنه قد مضى وقت طويل منذ الحدث الذي يذكره، وهو العيد الميلادي في السابع الصف، ويفضل الامتناع عن الانضمام إلى المجموعة.
ما هي القضية التي يواجهها الشخص الذي يتحدث عن هاتفه؟
-الشخص يتحدث عن هاتفه القديم الذي يبدو عليه كتطبيق الiPod، ويشدد على أنه يعمل بشكل جيد على الرغم من أنه قديم.
ما هي القضية التي يواجهها الشخص الذي يتحدث عن القناة الرسمية للkoalas؟
-الشخص يتحدث عن موعد وصول الkoalas وكيف أن الهاتف الذي يستخدمه يتسبب في تأخير في التعامل مع الkoalas.
ما هي القضية التي يواجهها الشخص الذي يتحدث عن التصوير لموقع SoFi؟
-الشخص يتحدث عن تجربة التصوير لموقع SoFi، ويحاول إبراز المتعة والفائدة في التجربة، لكن يشير إلى أنه ليس مدعومًا رسمياً من SoFi.
لماذا يتحدث الشخص عن الشراء من متجر الألعاب النار؟
-الشخص يتحدث عن تجربة شراء لعبة نار من متجر، لكن يواجه مشكلة بسبب التصرفات السابقة التي أدى إلى تلقيه رغبة في الشراء من متجر آخر.
ما هي القضية التي يواجهها الشخص الذي يتحدث عن التصوير للشخص الذي يلعب البيانو؟
-الشخص يتحدث عن تجربة التصوير لشخص يلعب البيانو، وينصحه بالحصول على دروس لتحسين مهارات العزف.
ما هي القضية التي يواجهها الشخص الذي يتحدث عن الانضمام إلى مجموعة الدردشة المتعلقة بـ 'Spider-man 3'؟
-الشخص يتحدث عن تجربة الانضمام إلى مجموعة الدردشة التي تناقش الفيلم 'Spider-man 3'، ويحاول الانضمام إليها لمعرفة التفاصيل والأحداث.
Outlines
📱 A Chaotic Day with a Cracked Phone
The first paragraph revolves around a series of chaotic and humorous events, all interwoven with the theme of a cracked phone. The phone's owner has a series of misadventures, including a motorcycle wreck, a cracked phone screen that still functions oddly, and various awkward social interactions. There's a comedic element as the phone's broken state leads to peculiar situations, such as accidentally winning a free cruise and dealing with spam calls. The paragraph ends with the phone being found after a frantic search, highlighting the importance of the device despite its damaged state.
🎶 Concert Memories and Group Dynamics
The second paragraph focuses on social interactions, particularly within a group chat. It begins with a Facebook post about a concert experience, followed by a discussion about the quality of the audio recording. The conversation shifts to stock market talk, food sharing, and a humorous lunch bet. There's a playful banter about elementary school graduation advice, phone preferences, and group chat dynamics, including a running joke about green and blue chat bubbles. The paragraph also includes a mix of personal anecdotes, such as dating stories and family business, and ends with a dramatic incident involving fireworks and a conflict over a phone call.
🏌️♂️ A Blend of Hobbies, Phones, and Sponsorships
The third paragraph is a blend of casual conversation, hobby discussions, and a product endorsement. It starts with a suggestion for golf lessons and moves into a humorous exchange about phone upgrades, with references to outdated technology. There's a playful moment where someone is asked to hold a phone for better visibility, leading to a discussion about privacy and eavesdropping. The paragraph also includes a personal story about a penguin, a tornado aftermath interview, and a lighthearted credit card number mishap. It concludes with a sponsorship plug for SoFi, encouraging viewers to sign up for an investment account and participate in social investing.
Mindmap
Keywords
💡strijdwagen
💡هاتف الجوال
💡ruise
💡ضمان مدى الحياة
💡تصويت
💡التصوير
💡ال塗料
💡الإعلانات الدعائية
💡الأمانة المدنية
💡التسويق الاجتماعي
💡الإعلانات الدعائية
Highlights
If the ostriches can't be here by 3:00, we can't use them.
Cracked phone still usable but not for swiping.
Unexpected win of a free cruise.
Jennifer's call about car's extended warranty leads to a humorous agreement.
Phone mishap leads to a funny 'citizen's arrest' situation.
Comical confusion over a lost phone and its eventual discovery.
Unexpected find of an N64 Rumble Pack with similar vibration patterns.
Hilarious recommendation of hemorrhoid cream for an unusual use.
Awkward phone conversation about warts mistaken for a different context.
Embarrassing moment of being caught listening to a private phone call.
Comical scenario of leaving the office early to go fishing and the request for proof.
A frantic phone call about being underwater and the humorous response.
Illegal dumping activity caught on camera leading to a confrontation.
A funny encounter with a group trying to rename themselves to 'Spider-man 3'.
Accidental phone call to an uncle leading to a nostalgic reminiscence.
A chaotic situation at a fireworks stand with a dramatic ejection.
Comical discussion about koala arrival times and a phone mix-up.
Ridiculous driving experience described as worse than Amarillo to Albuquerque.
A plea for phone upgrades due to the outdated technology being used.
A funny moment where someone is asked to hold a phone for better visibility.
A humorous situation where someone is overheard discussing credit card numbers.
A lighthearted moment of considering a new hobby, soap carving, and the NSA's interest.
Endorsement and promotion of SoFi app for investing and social comparison.
Transcripts
If the ostriches can't be here by 3:00, we can't use them.
Ok bye.
Dude, what happened to you?
Motorcycle wreck?
Oh, oh, cracked my phone over the weekend.
Oh.
Yeah, still got to use it though.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
It's really not as bad as it looks.
You can still hold it.
You can touch it.
But definitely don't swipe it.
Eight's the seven, the six is the five.
Every other button's the same.
Congratulations.
You've just won a free cruise.
Well, gee whiz.
Let's board the boat.
Hi, I'm Jennifer calling about your car's extended warranty.
Well, good golly.
Let's extend it.
No.
I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry, man.
I'm so sorry.
I'm just gonna do it, OK?
Yeah!
[CHEERING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Whoo.
Whoa.
No.
Oh, no.
Oh what are the chances?
Oh, please tell me it didn't crack the front?
No.
I like funny things.
Oh, sorry man.
You had to be here.
I am here.
I already scrolled it.
It's into the abyss now.
You can't just go back.
Gone forever, dude.
I cannot believe that just-- no way.
What was it?
Huh, oh dude.
Sorry.
I don't even know where I put it.
Can you call it please?
We're calling it.
Don't all call it at once.
Ty look underneath.
Are we good?
It's not under there, but it is remarkable what is under there.
Oh, it's on silent.
Guys, going to take your shoes off you're
going to feel the vibration.
Oh, I found it.
Yes.
Bang.
Ah, N64 Rumble Pack.
It has the same vibration patterns though.
I'll meet you in the car dude.
We only gave it an hour.
[TEXTING SOUNDS]
Dude.
What?
Oh man, I cannot thank you enough for recommending that
hemorrhoid cream.
Has helped out tremendously.
My sister has 15 warts on her hand.
We're trying to figure out how to get rid of those.
Floor two, please.
Dude, another crazy thing I found out--
are you listening to my phone call right now?
You know that's illegal.
Dang it.
Hey, man.
What's up?
Hey.
Wait, are you in the bathroom right now?
What?
Yeah, no.
Definitely not.
That'd be--
Hey is that water running?
Yeah.
Left the office early to go fish.
Can you send me a picture of the fish?
No.
No.
No.
FaceTime?
Hey, big dog.
What's good, good looking?
What do you need?
Oh, I just wanted to see your face.
I'm organizing my undies.
My phone is at 1%.
If I lose you any time--
oh.
Hey, don't you do that brother.
Don't you-- hey, real quick.
Got to let the dog out.
Don't move a muscle.
Be right back.
You called me by the way.
Dude this is like his fifth time calling today.
Are you underwater?
That's actually kind of impressive.
I know you can't hear me, but never call me again.
Oh bag of diapers.
4:54 on a Saturday the 13th.
I have some illegal dumping activity happening right now.
Hey.
These gentlemen are tresspassing!
Whoa!
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
And we're live.
I am not dumping sir.
I was filming them.
This is a citizens arrest.
This is a citizens arrest.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
Looking for the best coffee shop, boom.
Right there.
Hashtag, sponsored.
Not really.
I'm not sponsored yet.
But put on a show and don't even try to [INAUDIBLE]..
They love me.
They all love me.
Yo, Gar.
You good if I add you to that paintball group text?
I appreciate the invite, man.
I think I'll pass.
It's the paintball boys.
Seventh grade, your birthday party, we had so much fun.
That was like 20 years ago.
I got you added.
You're in.
See you Saturday.
Sparky!!
People on Facebook, check it out.
This is amazing.
Hey, hey, hey.
Calvin.
Calvin.
Check out this concert I was at last year, dude.
I paid top dollar for these seats.
Look at this.
That sounds like a broken washing machine, dude.
Seven minutes left baby.
Let's make something happen.
No.
No, market doesn't close for another two hours.
East coast, got plenty of time.
Stay patient.
You bring food?
Yeah, I brought dip.
I bought the dip too.
I just bought the dip.
Which one did you get?
He brought chips and dip.
Oh got it.
Oh, it's going down still.
It's still going down.
Oh it goes up.
It goes up.
Yes.
Lunch on me.
Time is money right now.
OK?
If I got invited to an elementary school graduation,
I would walk up on that stage and I would say,
ETFs, stocks, crypto, all in one place.
SoFi app.
Mic drop.
And I would walk off the stage.
And that is the best piece of advice I could give them.
Please, respect the game.
Yeah.
No.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
I'm number one for the team.
I'm number one for the team.
We're in a conference.
Yes, that's your phone.
What song is that?
One for the team.
No, I don't have your phone.
It's your phone.
It's right there.
It was in your front pocket.
This little knob right here, silent mode.
Let's live life that way, huh?
Green bubbles?
Who's got the Android?
Jonah.
I tried giving you an iPhone and you still refused.
Another vote for Jonah.
Green is my least favorite color.
Jonah.
One more vote and you will be removed from the group thread.
Jonah.
We're back to blue bubbles boys.
Who wants to rename the group?
Spider-man 3.
10 minutes.
Let's go.
I accidentally called my uncle.
Just one second.
One second.
Hey, did you mean to call?
What kind of question is that?
Of course I meant to call.
I was worried you might have accidentally called
me or something.
No, not you, Uncle Remus.
You boys got to get back down here to Georgia.
This old catfish came up and just scooped up the top water
right off the top.
You wouldn't believe out of tall the trees
have gotten since you was here last time.
I wouldn't?
No.
But I don't know if you remember that girl Katie Funchess,
that you used to date back in first grade?
Tell you what--
Ah.
Hello.
I don't have service unless I'm by the road.
Hang on.
Can you hear me?
I don't know, I can't see it now.
Well, I had to go back up there and look.
They've got a candle burning at the firework stand.
We're lighting these fireworks.
We're going to test them.
You've got to make sure they work.
We don't sell no cheap ones around here,
these are quality fireworks.
Ow, ow.
Dude!
Can I talk to a manager?
Hey, big dad.
You want to talk to him?
And I lost you.
What seems to be the problem sir?
You.
Not only will you not buy a firework
from my fireworks shop, you ain't buying one in this county
or nor this state.
You have the audacity to show up on my property
after what you've done to my family and my life?
Get out of here right now.
Nope.
Ah.
You better get out of here.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
That's mine.
Oh come on.
That's my granddaddy's firework stand!
He's had it since 1904.
Oh no.
No.
Come on.
Remember the koalas arrive at 2:00.
So-- Bean sales, through the roof.
it's really.
Can somebody please figure out whose phone that is.
Whoever's phone this is, you're fired.
Wait, guys.
Sorry.
It was actually me.
The koalas are here.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh that is the worst drive ever, so ugly and flat.
Only thing worse is Amarillo to Albuquerque.
Good shot, dude.
I would highly recommend getting lessons.
Honey, if you want to take piano seriously,
you got to get lessons.
Dude, will you please upgrade your phone?
Why?
This one works just fine.
What is that, the original iPhone?
Look how small this is.
Looks like a pager.
Is that the iPod app?
If I want to listen to the Goo Goo Dolls, I just click them.
Hold on.
It's loading.
Sir, do you mind holding that for a second?
I'm having trouble seeing it.
Could you move back a little bit?
Right about there.
That's great.
Thank you.
My son got a penguin.
I just couldn't see the word.
Oh wow.
Congratulations.
Just use my credit card.
It's three--
Whoa, whoa, whoa shh.
Dude.
They're listening.
What are you talking about?
Watch this.
Yeah, thanks for coming over, man.
I've been meaning to get into a new hobby these days.
I've been thinking about getting into soap carving.
They listen to everything.
Anyways, what was that credit card number again?
Oh, it's three six--
What's new with you?
Glad you asked.
It's my granddaughters, grandson, family on the beach.
This was a cool story.
This guy bought this one at an auction.
Brother-in-law who's Sheriff of Ellis County being interviewed
after the tornado.
You have 12 pictures of the ground?
Yeah, that's kind of the way I roll.
Three, six--
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Yo Gar point ball--
Dude, I can't do this.
We had to call in a backup.
Sometimes you need somebody to drop a phone.
And the poor man just couldn't do it.
Third person.
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What a talk!
That's cheating, it's cheating!
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