The Fall of Xbox

you see just trash can this ps4 EEE

hello everybody its 360 no-scope Eng

they don't release any like good

first-person shooters it's all just

stupid platformers like Mario's are the

biggest title Nintendo sucks literally

these are for all of you we do fans the

way you frigging starts a noodle in the

debate of the council Wars there is no

right answer only a wrong answer

the Xbox one this is a council that

never really found its footing look at

the Wii U this council is considered by

many to be a failure but then you look

at its library

boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom

boom that's a failed console I don't

know what you call the Xbox one but how

did Microsoft get here well let's take

it back to 2001 by the time GameCube and

Xbox were launching in November ps2 had

already been out for a year and was

really starting to pick up momentum jak

and Daxter klonoa to Silent Hill to eco

twister metal black Tony Hawk 3 Devil

May Cry Final Fantasy 10 grand theft

auto 3 Metal Gear Solid 2 in a single

year the PlayStation 2 had already

established a monstrous catalog of games

so how do you justify your brand new

council whose hardware is very similar

to your competitors you say yo halo for

real this game is the only reason Xbox

exist as a brand today even in a year

where games were going insane halo was

such a bold innovative title that it

legitimized Microsoft as a video game

company the original Xbox was Microsoft

at their most competitive they had Big

Dawg exclusives like Jet Set future and

I said Old Republic more when Jade

Empire ninja gaiden Riddick odd world

strangers wrath and they were leading

the way in something very new and

exciting called

online multiplayer my name is chuck the

cool dumb master

although hey we'll put them on the map

Xbox Live is what would carry their

consoles for years to come

then we hit the Xbox 360 error this is

where Nintendo goes [ __ ] you guys I'm

doing weird oh [ __ ] now leaving

Microsoft and Sony to duke it out 2006

Microsoft says get the hell out of here

with that resistance game nobody wants

that 2007 they pull out the big boat

Sony is sitting there with stupid-ass

uncharted 1 2008 Xbox says to human oops

I mean Gears of War 2 but then Sony says

[ __ ] ever heard of a game called Metal

Gear 4 get that [ __ ] out of my face

2009 xbox is like Halo Wars

that's when Sony goes halo wars are you

being serious out here stand back

everybody I'm about to end this

company's whole career boom uncharted 2

now do you see what is happening here

the big franchises and both of these

consoles our cover based third-person

shooters except for gears and halos not

to stagnate Nardi dog continues to

reinvent itself with each game recently

Xbox acquired Double Fine playground

games obsidian and ninja theories but

just because you're buying promising

Studios doesn't guarantee you incredible

games

remember when Microsoft purchased

rareware these guys were on fire during

the previous era but once Microsoft got

them the hot streak ended cameo Perfect

Dark zero Viva Pinata banjo nuts and

bolts these were decent games but not

the smash hit titles Microsoft was

probably hoping for when they bought

rare for 375 million dollars from an

outsider's perspective their

underwhelming purchase of fur may have

been one of the driving factors behind

their reluctance to invest further in

their studios one of their most

anticipated titles scalebound was

cancelled after four years in

development rare was reduced to making

shovelware Kinect games crackdown 3

spent five years in the oven and came

out half-baked

Bungie left Microsoft to work on destiny

their best games of this generation

orion company are now both available on

the nintendo switch either these guys

just have the shittiest luck ever or

they aren't willing to dig deep and

spend the money to get stuff made right

their flagship titles gears and halo are

no longer the cutting

Giants that were years ago halo 5s

campaign was an embarrassment on every

front and Gears of War 4 and 5 are

essentially Xbox 360 games with a fresh

coat of paint while Sony and Nintendo

kept turning up the heat with ambitious

games like Mario Odyssey uncharted 4 God

of War breath of the wild the Xbox one

has coasted by and being the system you

get because your friends have Xbox they

aren't putting out boundary-pushing

pieces of art they're big games are

run-of-the-mill multiplayer shooters so

what is the point of the Xbox one it's a

coffee table Microsoft is hitting the

reset button they are saying forget

about this

that never happened Xbox scarlet this is

the future why would anybody buy this yo

halo infinite you got an all-new engine

you got three four three industries

you've got 120 frames per second you got

a trailer of a man talking you got the

creative director getting fired a year

before the game is set to release as

much as I would love to see a

groundbreaking Halo game all signs are

pointing to infinite just being another

in a long line of disappointments and

with death stranding and Last of Us 2

right around the corner and you have to

wonder how long does Xbox have left to

turn it around why is the ps4 still have

no games the Xbox has like more

compelling exclusives on the it's got a

Halo games hot crackdown I mean it's

gonna have that new platinum gaming team

it's it's got sunset overdrive I mean

what's the ps4 have nack

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