LOCAL PUB TAKEAWAY REVIEW / Spicy beef & jalapeño pizza with cheesey pepperoni loaded fries
Summary
TLDRIn this entertaining and candid video transcript, the reviewer shares his experience of trying out the newly launched food menu at his local pub, the Doxy Lad. He provides an in-depth review of the food, including loaded fries and a spicy beef and jalapeno pita, as well as a detailed look at the overall value and quality. With an emphasis on honesty, he rates the food a 9.9 out of 10, praising the restaurant-quality meal and the pub's five-star food hygiene rating. The reviewer also discusses his plans for future content, including potential car camping videos and his signature 'Wasy Review' segment, where he reviews a special whisky provided by a friend.
Takeaways
- 🍕 The reviewer is at a local pub called the Doxy Lad, which has recently started serving food, including pizzas, fries, and kids meals.
- 🍗 The owner of the pub, Colin, has invited the reviewer to do a takeaway review with the condition of providing an honest opinion.
- 📋 The reviewer plans to order a spicy beef and jalapeno pita and loaded fries with cheese and pepperoni.
- 💷 The total cost for the food comes to just over £15, which the reviewer considers a good price for restaurant-quality food.
- 🍽️ The pub offers a deal where for £14.95, customers can get any pie from the menu and two drinks, which the reviewer finds to be a good deal.
- 🌟 The Doxy Lad has a five-star food hygiene rating, which the reviewer appreciates.
- 🍔 The reviewer enjoys the loaded fries and spicy beef pizza, describing them as 'absolutely lovely' and 'top quality'.
- 🌶️ The spicy beef pizza is not overly spicy, but has just the right amount of heat according to the reviewer.
- 🍹 The reviewer also enjoys the sweet chili dipping sauce with the pizza, enhancing the overall taste.
- 📈 The reviewer gives the food a high score of 9.9 out of 10, praising the quality and value for money.
- 📹 The script also includes a discussion about the setup for the takeaway review in the car boot, indicating a future of similar reviews.
Q & A
Where was the food review conducted?
-The food review was conducted at the Doxy Lad pub, which recently started serving food.
What type of food was offered at the Doxy Lad pub?
-The Doxy Lad pub offers a variety of foods including pizzas, loaded fries, toties, bites, kids meals, chicken nuggets, and chips.
What specific items did the reviewer order from the menu?
-The reviewer ordered a spicy beef and jalapeno pita and loaded fries with cheese and pepperoni.
What was the total cost of the reviewer's meal?
-The total cost of the reviewer's meal was just over £15, which included the pizza, loaded fries, and some dips.
What special deal did the Doxy Lad pub offer?
-The Doxy Lad pub offers a deal where for £14.95, you can choose any pie from the menu and two drinks, which can be a pint of lager, cider, or a medium wine.
What did the reviewer think about the quality of the food?
-The reviewer was impressed with the quality of the food, stating it was restaurant quality and one of the best takeaways they've ever had.
What was the reviewer's overall rating for the Doxy Lad pub's food?
-The reviewer gave the Doxy Lad pub's food a rating of 9.9 out of 10.
What is the reviewer's policy on giving reviews?
-The reviewer commits to providing honest reviews and not giving high scores just because he knows the owner or the place.
What did the reviewer do after getting the food?
-After getting the food, the reviewer planned to drive to a picturesque location to park and enjoy the food while reviewing it.
What was the reviewer's final verdict on the value for money?
-The reviewer believed that the price was reasonable for the quality of the food, stating that it was not expensive for restaurant-standard food.
Outlines
🍔 Introduction to the Takeaway Review
The speaker introduces the setting for a takeaway review at the Doxy Lad pub, mentioning the recent addition of food service. The speaker knows the owner, Colin, and has been invited to provide an honest review of the food. The speaker decides to order a spicy beef and jalapeno pita and loaded fries with cheese and pepperoni, planning to enjoy the meal in a picturesque location.
🍕 Details of the Pub's Offers and Ordering
The speaker discusses the pub's special offers, including a £14.95 deal for any pizza and two drinks. The food is described as restaurant quality and reasonably priced. The speaker collects the ordered food and plans to enjoy it in a quiet spot while providing a review. The food includes cheesy pepperoni loaded fries and a spicy beef and jalapeno pizza, and the speaker is provided with various sauces to enhance the meal.
🌶️ Reviewing the Food Quality and Experience
The speaker is impressed with the food's quality, highlighting the generous portions and the perfect balance of spice in the pizza. The loaded fries are praised for their taste and presentation. The speaker emphasizes the importance of honest reviews and shares their genuine enjoyment of the meal. The five-star food hygiene rating of the pub is also mentioned as a testament to the quality of the food.
🍟 Value for Money and Overall Impression
The speaker discusses the value for money, stating that the price of £15 for high-quality food is reasonable. The speaker enjoys the food and considers it a good deal, whether dining in or taking away. The portion sizes are deemed satisfactory, and the speaker gives the food a high rating of 9.9 out of 10, only deducted for potential bias due to knowing the owner.
🥃 Whisky Review and Future Plans
The speaker reviews a whisky from The Lakes Distillery, provided by a friend named Tommy. The whisky has an orange wine cask finish and is described as having a soft, fruity taste with a hint of tobacco and floral flavors. The speaker appreciates the quality of the whisky and rates it 9.2 out of 10. The speaker also talks about future plans for car camping and assures viewers of more exciting content.
🎉 Closing Remarks and Upcoming Episodes
The speaker concludes the video with a thank you to the viewers, expressing love and appreciation for the fan base. The speaker encourages viewers to send in fan clips and promises an epic stealth camp in the next video. The speaker also mentions the next Wild Camp episode, ensuring viewers that it will be worth watching.
🍸 Whisky Tasting and Final Thoughts
The speaker ends the script with a brief mention of another whisky tasting, indicating a continuation of the enjoyment and appreciation for the drink. The script ends with a playful and humorous note, maintaining the speaker's unique and engaging style.
Mindmap
Keywords
💡takeaway review
💡Doxy Lad pub
💡food quality
💡value for money
💡honest review
💡menu offerings
💡food presentation
💡food hygiene
💡sweet chili sauce
💡car camping
Highlights
The reviewer visits a local pub, the Doxy Lad, known for its newly started food service.
The Doxy Lad offers a variety of dishes including pizzas, loaded fries, toties, and kids' meals.
The reviewer is invited by the pub owner, Colin, to provide an honest review of the food.
The reviewer orders a spicy beef and jalapeno pita and loaded fries with cheese and pepperoni.
The total cost of the meal is just over £15, which the reviewer considers a good price for restaurant-quality food.
The Doxy Lad offers a deal where one can get any pizza off the menu and two drinks for £14.95.
The reviewer mentions the pub's five-star food hygiene rating from the local council.
The reviewer enjoys the food, describing the loaded fries as 'tremendous' and the pizza as 'lovely'.
The reviewer emphasizes the importance of being honest in the review, despite knowing the owner.
The reviewer rates the food 9.9 out of 10, with the deduction due to potential bias from knowing the owner.
The reviewer discusses the potential of doing car camping and hiking videos in the future.
The reviewer plans to continue providing honest and quality content for viewers' enjoyment.
The reviewer appreciates the fans' clips and encourages viewers to send more.
The reviewer concludes with an upcoming video预告, promising an epic stealth camp.
The reviewer expresses gratitude and love for the viewers' support.
The reviewer mentions the glove of self-love as a humorous and recurring theme throughout the video.
The reviewer shares a miniature bottle of whiskey, a gift from a friend, and provides a tasting note.
The whiskey review ends with a rating of 9.2 out of 10, indicating high quality.
Transcripts
oh yes folks it's time for another
takeaway with you this time from my
local pub the doxy lad how there's a
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so here we are my fan sexuals we parked
up outside the doxy lad pu and dining
they've only just started doing the food
about a week ago they do pizzas lorded
fries um toties some of Bitten and
pieces kids meals chicken nuggets chips
and things like that guys now I've got
to be honest with you I know the owner
of the pub Colin and he's invited me to
come do a takeaway weeview today like I
say it's a PO Diner but if you want to
takeway you can do so that's what I'm
going to do cuz I do takeway we viws you
don't make sense mandingos yeah so Colin
who I know he's asked me to come and do
a takeaway with viw and have a great R
under one condition I've got to give it
an honest review I'm not going to say
it's lovely I'm not going to give high
scores just because it's my local pub
when I see loal Pub I don't come in
drinking and getting wrecked you'll only
see me having a black coffee in there
Mrs blot and me two stepdaughters work
behind the bar so yeah I'm going to give
a honest review no [ __ ] on the block
out door Shore you know the score guys
anyway I'm going to go in in a Winnie
Mandela I'm going to get my food ordered
I think I'm going to get I've got the
menu here I'm going to
get spicy beef and jalapeno Pita that
sounds just a ticket and I'm also going
to get some I'm going to get some loaded
fries um cheese pepperoni loaded fries
that'll ding- dang do for this man dingo
okay then guys I'll bring you back when
I'm at the bar and I'm ordering my bit
oh yes you not make sense
a all right bro going to order some food
flour yeah can I order the spicy beef
and jalapeno your pizza yeah and some
Cheesy Pepperoni loaded fries yeah any
sauces um what have you got Southwest
Mayers garlic Mayers sweet chili or
barbecue oh I love some sweet chili
sweet chili you not make
sense that'll do for me that here card
p55 right so here we are folks I've just
came into the pool room where it's nice
and quiet while I'm waiting for my
hopefully lovely JY food to be cooked
once I've got the food I'm going to jump
in the bmobile we'll take a short drive
somewhere and park up and do some
serious barier munching gladbach you
better believe it guys so the price all
together came to £15 just over £ 15 I
think it was for the pizza the loaded
fries and some dips that's not a bad
price for restaurant quality food if you
know what I'm talking about guys it
should be better than your typical
takeaway I'll be the judge of that
you don't make sense man dingles I'll do
a fair review honest review it's the
only way to be on the blood outdoor
Shore I also do a deal where you peer
£14.95 this is like for sitting in you
can choose any pie off the menu and two
drinks so the two drinks can be like a
pint of lger cider or medium wine that's
not bad at all less than £5 for any
pizza and two drinks that would
certainly ding- dang do for me if I was
sitting in a pub you better believe it
would guys anyway the food should be
coed in a few little suas so I'm going
to get my food jump in the plma bail
Park up somewhere and get stuck in you
know makees sense mying goes
rice hi I've got oh lovely thank you
Lily right guys let's go and park up and
get stuck in this lovely food
right
yeah let's go mandingos I'm going to be
eating out the back of the blot Mobile
in this absolutely beautiful picturesque
location if you've been watching long
enough guys you'll know the score this
is where I done a stealth Camp a good
two year ago back in the days when no
one was watching
anyway stinky fishy beans let's have a
quick look at my food well have a look
at the lorded fries first oh
yes cheesy pepper on load of fries with
jalapenos
on and the pizza I've got the spicy beef
and jalapeno pizza with red onions as
well like a proper thin crust Italian
style pizza lovely jubly is the seeing
the D ding right guys when I bring you
back I'm going to be getting stuck in
you better believe I am and you know
makes
sense oh yes here we go folks time to
get stuck in this lovely looking food
first I'm going to try the loed fries
Cheesy Pepperoni loaded fries oh they've
got spring onions on there as well
spring onions
jalapenos
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tasty so it like a pig you nor
me I just like to get stuck in when I do
these reviews you canot worry about
those
watching when you're enjoying a nice
meal now I'm not a great lover of cheese
I know I have cheese on a
pizza and on a burger that cheesy sauce
is really
nice
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there's loads of places Now isn't there
doing loaded
fries and some places just can't quite
get it
right I'm not going to name the place
but I went to somewhere a few weeks ago
not to make a video just to get some
food with Mrs plot and everyone's raving
on about it and I thought the loaded
fries were pretty shite but them are
absolutely tremendous look at that
mandingos a thing of
beauty
M even the stinky beans has not put us
off this nice
food oh yeah this is exactly what I'm
talking
about look a lot
steaming hot just the way you want it
guys oh
yes well then were absolutely lovely
jubly have even got
napkins so the people that
complain I've got napkins guys you don't
have to complain anymore right time to
get stuck into the spicy beef
pizza with jalapenos and red
onions oh it's like a nice lovely
restaurant style pizza I like to fold it
over like that
guys nice in
cush with a lovely CR to
it very nice indeed
guys plenty meat
on I hav't been tight with a meat loads
of
jalapenos plenty red
onions oh
yes
well to
see I'm impressed with the
understatement absolutely lovely
JBL you'll have noticed when I arrived
in the first
place you could say it's got a five star
you know it's got a five with the Food
hygiene with the local Council that's in
the
window let's put a couple of chiper
roomies in
there oh yes you know the score on the
block out door sh
guys
right most of the takeaways I've go to
the one star two star zero star I often
do the low star ones it's nice to have a
little trait now and
again
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TR don't get me
well I do get some cracken meals from
the lar Che wheels and some really good
deals but you know when you're getting
quality food there's no doubt about
it
sorry for the sex noises
guys I'm just really really enjoying
this I've been keep myself hungry all
day it's not too spicy
no I know some people they read the menu
and they would like to try a pizza like
this but they get put off cuz they think
the mou's going to be on
fire that's not too spicy there's a nice
little tingle on the old tongue
dinga but not too bad just the right
amount if you know what I'm talking
about right guys I'm going to go in for
another
slice and I'm going to dip it
in the tweet tweet in the sweet chili
sauce it's that nice can't even get me
words
out oh yes CM beat of B sweet chili
sauce I've gotting two dips that's my
fault I should have maybe sa one sweet
chili one
barbecue or one garlic had a choice look
a few
tips
oh that makes it even better spicy beef
jalapenos with a sweet chili
sauce absolute
perfecting well guys you know I told you
earlier on the only way I would do this
review it's a fact I give a honest
review you know I'm not just going to
see a 10 out of 10 cuz I know the
owner I've got to be
honest it's up there with one of the
best takeaways I've ever had and that's
no [ __ ] you can see how good it is
guys you've
seen you can just tell by looking how
it's top quality
beard
why not pop in pop in get yourself a
pizza in two pants for
$14.95 you never know I might be sitting
there I'm often there like I say I'm
only having a black
coffee if you come in and you say me
don't be shy your mom wasn't come over
and we'll have a big
crack I'm no special I'm just like one
of you come over and we'll have a bit CH
if I'm ning more than likely Mrs BL will
be in she's always
working and we two stepdaughters work
there as well so yeah get yourself in
the doy
L I know you won't be disappointed with
this food oh just when I said it wasn't
spicy I got a jalapeno right in me
throat really really nice
oh
yes little bit Pizza sweet chili
sauce cheesy
chips very nice very
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well I'm not going to eat it
all I think I have one more slice
and I'll take you the two slices War
I'll have them later on for me
supper I think it's time for the old
called dingles man
dingles
well value for money some people might
say
£15 is expensive for a pizza and some
loaded fries with dips but I don't think
it is when you get like restaurant
standard
food and it's that price if you sit in
you know what I mean so it's not like
you're sitting inside and they're going
to charge you more money that's the
price whether you're sitting in or
taking away so it's not a bad price I
think definit when you definitely when
you're getting top quality food um
portion size no wrong with it you know
what I mean lovely size pizza a gold
portion of loaded
fries two full pots there with the
dips so all in all the score I'm going
to give it
guys I'm going to give it a big fat
Mega
9.9 out of 10 dingo man
dings pardon SK the only reason I'm not
giving a 10 is because you'll always get
some paper seeing Mingo you've only
given a 10 cuz that's where Mrs blood
Works you've only given a 10 cuz you
know the owner so because of that reason
I'm giving a
9.9 it's almost a
10 get yourself into the doxy
lad whether you want to sit in or have a
take we like where I've
done
9.9 right maning goes I'm going to drive
home
soon then outside my house I'm going to
jump in the back of the block mobile
we're going to talk some more
shite and we're going to do a world
famous wasy review right the very end
there'll be some fans Clips some flies
out the stinking B of beds you better
be see you back at mine
right oh yes folks thank you for joining
me in the back of the Bloodmobile wasy
with you coming in a few second
oh and I've got a lovely quality just a
miniature a nice little miniature bottle
of wasy before we do the review you know
the score in the BL Outdoor Show we're
going to talk some shite for a few
minutes
and yeah what I'm going to talk about is
the block mile what did you think about
the setup there that we did for the
takeaway review I thought it was pretty
good and I think I'll I'll keep doing
that in future weeview videos
the boot of this car is ideal you know
part of the boot lifts up and part goes
down do you know what I mean so the bit
that comes down it's like a nice little
table I can set the camera up in the
boot pointing out so even if it's
raining a little bit I'm not bothered
about getting wet if the camera's in the
boat the camera's staying
dry I can put me waterproof jacket on
with me Hood up I don't give a shite
yeah I think that's going to work I
think that's going to be fantastic so
basically wherever town I'm in or
whatever Village or city doing the
takeaway reviews I can just park up
somewhere pop the back door open on the
car you know the boat like a nice little
table and dive in you know what I mean I
think that's absolutely spot on yeah so
while I'm talking about the BL the bail
I might as well answer a little question
on it since I've bought it I've had
quite a few people saying Mandingo when
you going to do some car camping are you
going to do some car camping Su manding
or that would be a great video you know
the title of the video could be
something
like Mountain hiking and Land Rover
camping or something like that you know
I've seen other videos like similar on
YouTube and some of the people get crazy
views like a million views not for
camping in the car I mean I want onp
purpos you do it just to try and get
crazy views it's nice if you do get big
views but I like to just go out and I do
me videos I do me camping because I
enjoy it I'm not thinking oh I'm going
to do that cuz I might get half a
million views you know I go I enjoy it
and if you guys like it that that's
enough for me you know that's enough for
me and if I do get good views it's happy
dingo here on the BL outd door show guys
but I I'm not going to rush out to do
that my plan is cuz you know if you've
been watching you know I'm going to do a
wild cing video every Wednesday night so
no matter what the weather I'll be
heading out somewhere so let's just say
for
example I'm heading over the laks I've
got all me camping gear in the boat to
go wild camping you know like in the
tent so I've got my tent my slating bag
my mattress all me pots and pans and
this that and the other if I'm driving
over and the weather is torrential you
know it's really really bad and it's
getting worse and there's no sign of it
claring up I'll be checking the weather
on me phone and if it's just going to be
gale force winds
and torrential rain then what I'll
probably do is I'll think right
waterproof jacket on Hood up waterproof
trousers the old Donald wears your
truers and then um I'll just go off I'll
go off on a hike up the hills cuz I'm
not bothered how wet I get I'll have dry
clothes ready for when I get back to the
blma bile once I'm back I'll drop these
middle seats I can put me mattress out
I'll leave one of these seats up so I've
got somewhere to sit we'll do a bit car
camping car cooking talking shes was
over you so it'll still be the same kind
of crack just I'll be sleeping in the
back of the car instead of in a tent
that'll only be now and again but it
will happen so if you are wanting some
car camping guys stay tuned the blood
outdoor show that will come at some
point I can't tell you when but it will
definitely happen anyway that's enough
of me talking complete and utter shite
now it's time for the wasy review this
one's called the one made in The Lakes
Distillery here in England this one is
the orange wine cask finish that's been
kindly given to me from a legend by the
name of Tommy donik yes Tommy doni Chase
my man friend oh yes it certainly D do
for this Mandingo all righty guys let's
get that
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famous CB dingo Mingo oh
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time to get the old Sharoni in
it oh it said like orange cusk finish
it's like a strong like
orange marmalade smell there straight up
the old Nostradamus you better believe
it maybe some grapes as well like white
grapes with a little bit
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orangey fruity white grapes thing going
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one more sniffer
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slightest smell dingo of like a tobacco
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don't smoke but sometimes when you smell
baky you smell
tobacco even when someone smoking a pipe
I remember me Granda when I was a kid he
used to smoke a pipe and used to get the
smell of that sometimes and he it smells
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oh that's soft and gentle with a
orangey taste you know I'm Steen the
obvious this is the
one orange
wine cask
finish but I've got to tell the truth it
has got orangey
taste oh with like tropical fruits as
well like orange tropical
fruits and it's nice and soft and like
gentle oh it's a qual bottle was fulls
siiz bottle of that cuz this is just a
miniature a fulls siiz bottle set you
around about set your back about 44 so
it's not a cheap one it's a quality wasy
my fan sexualities let's get another
taste a little bit pet talk pet talk
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loads you get some wasis and the really
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little bit of Pete the old pet
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anything like that the chase but you get
the bigger
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bit righten on Down the Hatch
guys the
slightest Floral flavors coming
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oh and orangey aftertaste but like
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just a little bit and when I said like a
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taste as well not a horrible one you
know if you're a nonsmoker like me you
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all the other flavors I tell you what
that is absolute quality boty so Tommy
thank you once again my man friend it's
very much appreciated made the lak
stillery here in England the one orange
wine cask finish I'm going to give
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9.2 out of 10 dingo M dingos I kind of
go less than a
nine and I've had some that are have
given nine if I remember not so long ago
and that's slightly better so yeah a
9.2 and you know what I'm talking about
this is serious wasy T well Mingos it's
almost the end of the video I'm going to
leave you out with some fans
Clips there's some Goods on there I'm
really enjoying the fans Clips guys
please keep sending me them either
through private message on Instagram on
my email address which is blot Outdoors
outlook.com in a little tip guys when
you're recording them turn your phone
sideways do you know what I mean don't
have your phone that way have it that
way have it sideways and it'll fill the
full screen when you're watching it on
the old YouTube ski so there you go guys
enjoy the fans Clips keep sending me
some more and tune in for my next video
which will be on Sunday night oh yes
guys it's going to be another epic
stealth camp do not miss out on that and
then next Wednesday make sure you're
tune in for my next Wild Camp yes I
don't know where I'm going to go but
I'll be out wild Camp up in the hills in
the mountains somewhere you better
believe I will and if you haven't
watched my recent wild camp that went on
YouTube just two days ago on Wednesday
night check it out guys if you like the
crack on my videos and you like us
getting wrecked and having a was
interview and talking shy and having a
good laugh that's what you normally want
on the stealth cman check my Wild cman
video out of Wednesday night you will
not regret it you will not regret it
anyway that's it thank you for watching
I love each and every one of you you
better believe I do and you know makes
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