The Really Good Podcast | Ari the Don: "If it ain't sneezing, it ain't seasoned"
Summary
TLDRIn this lively transcript, the host shares a candid conversation about cooking, life experiences, and personal anecdotes. The discussion ranges from attempts at cooking and grocery shopping mishaps to more serious topics like family, cultural backgrounds, and career journeys. The host and guest bond over their shared experiences, offering insights into their lives and perspectives, all while attempting to prepare a meal together.
Takeaways
- 🍳 The conversation revolves around cooking and food preparation, with a focus on making chicken wings and tofu.
- 🧄 The participants discuss their limited cooking experiences and the challenges they face in the kitchen.
- 🥗 There is a mention of dietary preferences and restrictions, such as avoiding sushi and red meat.
- 🍲 The script includes a discussion about different types of cuisine and cultural food practices, including references to New Orleans and Mexican food.
- 🎂 The characters talk about their personal lives, including family, relationships, and career experiences.
- 💰 One of the participants mentions working with a ticketing app called SE geek and the importance of using a promo code.
- 🎶 There are references to music and artists, including Nicki Minaj and Money Bag Yo, as well as discussions about social media and online content creation.
- 💃 The conversation touches on the topic of dancing and clubbing, with one participant expressing discomfort in these social settings.
- 💬 The script includes humorous and candid exchanges, highlighting the camaraderie and banter between the characters.
- 👩🍳 The participants share cooking tips and techniques, offering a glimpse into their approach to food and culinary skills.
- 🎉 The conversation has an overall lighthearted and informal tone, with a focus on personal anecdotes and mutual support.
Q & A
What was the main reason for the protagonist's nervousness in the beginning of the transcript?
-The protagonist was nervous because they don't usually cook and were faced with the task of preparing food for their house.
What type of mustard was initially unknown to the protagonist?
-The type of mustard that was unknown was a yellow mustard, which the protagonist's assistant had purchased.
How did the protagonist feel about tofu?
-The protagonist expressed a negative opinion about tofu, describing it as 'nasty'.
What was the protagonist's reaction to the organic flour?
-The protagonist was confused about the organic flour, questioning what 'organic' means and what flour is made out of.
What was the protagonist's role in the grocery shopping?
-The protagonist did not do the grocery shopping, and they mentioned that they couldn't blame themselves for the items that were purchased.
How did the protagonist describe their relationship with SE geek?
-The protagonist has a promotional relationship with SE geek, a ticketing app, and they have worked with them a lot in the past. They mentioned that SE geek stopped working with them when their views got low, but they are now back again because the protagonist's popularity has increased.
What was the protagonist's plan for their upcoming birthday?
-The protagonist was considering going out of the country for their birthday, with potential destinations being Thailand or Greece.
What was the protagonist's mother's stance on cooking?
-The protagonist's mother did not really cook, which is why the protagonist was not familiar with many cooking processes and ingredients.
What was the protagonist's opinion on sushi?
-The protagonist does not eat sushi and prefers all food to be cooked, including soybeans which are often served raw in sushi.
What was the protagonist's experience with a strip club?
-The protagonist had visited a strip club in Atlanta called Blue Flame with Suki and enjoyed the food there, particularly the lemon pepper wings.
What was the protagonist's reaction to the chicken wing preparation?
-The protagonist was initially hesitant and unfamiliar with the process of preparing chicken wings, but with guidance, they got involved and were proud of their efforts.
Outlines
🍳 Cooking and Conversation Start
The paragraph begins with a discussion about cooking and the speaker's lack of experience in it. The conversation flows into various topics, including the speaker's dislike for tofu and yellow mustard, and a humorous misunderstanding about organic flour. The speaker also talks about grocery shopping and the types of food they prefer, including a funny anecdote about a mix-up with chicken wings. The paragraph ends with a mention of an ad for SE geek, a ticketing app, and the speaker's appreciation for the support from their audience.
💃 Learning to Twerk and Cook
This paragraph focuses on the speaker's attempt to learn how to twerk and cook chicken from a friend. The conversation delves into the speaker's lack of experience with raw chicken and their apprehension about handling it. There's also a discussion about the speaker's children and the types of food they prepare for them. The speaker expresses surprise at not having used certain kitchen appliances in unconventional ways and shares a personal story about their mother's lack of cooking skills.
🌶️ Seasoning and Food Philosophy
The speaker discusses their preference for organic food and the importance of avoiding GMOs and pesticides. They share their love for a specific seasoning brand and discuss the taste and spiciness of it. The conversation also touches on the speaker's family background, including their Mexican heritage and the language barrier within the family. The speaker also shares a sad story about their grandmother's experience with a rude note left on her car.
🍗 Preparing and Seasoning Chicken
The paragraph is centered around the process of preparing and seasoning chicken wings. The speaker talks about their unfamiliarity with cooking and the guidance they receive from their friend. They discuss various ingredients and the importance of seasoning food. The conversation also includes personal anecdotes, such as the speaker's mother's aversion to seasoning and the speaker's own dietary preferences. The paragraph concludes with the speaker's excitement about making fried chicken and the prospect of sharing it with their family.
🎤 Music, Dance, and Clubbing
In this paragraph, the speaker and their friend discuss music preferences, including a song by Money Bag Yo. The conversation shifts to the topic of clubbing and the speaker's discomfort with dancing in public due to the fear of being judged or recorded. The speaker shares their experience of attending a club with a friend and how they felt out of place. The paragraph ends with a discussion about the speaker's dating life and their boyfriend, who is a rapper named Moneybag Yo.
🍴 Eating Chicken Wings and Lifestyle
The speaker continues their cooking tutorial, focusing on how to properly eat a chicken wing. They share their views on white people's eating habits and demonstrate their own method. The conversation includes discussions about marriage, religion, and personal beliefs. The speaker talks about their decision not to get married at a young age and their lack of religious affiliation, emphasizing a personal connection with God and spirituality over organized religion.
Mindmap
Keywords
💡Cooking
💡Mustard
💡Organic
💡SE Geek
💡Twerking
💡Chicken Wings
💡Air Fryer
💡Tofu
💡Birthdays
💡Seasoning
Highlights
The individual admits to not cooking often and being nervous about attempting it.
A discussion about tofu and its perceived unappetizing nature.
Confusion regarding the type of mustard and flour, highlighting unfamiliarity with certain cooking ingredients.
A humorous anecdote about an assistant mistakenly buying chicken breasts instead of wings.
The excitement of attempting to cook at home, despite a lack of experience.
A mention of a break in collaboration with SE geek, an app for ticketing, and a personal code for discounts.
A discussion about age and the perception of youthfulness.
The revelation of a lack of cooking skills and the reliance on others for meals.
A humorous moment where the individual has never purchased a certain ingredient in their life.
The importance of cleaning chicken before cooking, despite a lack of knowledge on the process.
A personal anecdote about a grandmother's inability to read and the kindness of shielding her from hurtful notes.
The individual's confession of not liking to eat sushi or raw food, preferring everything cooked.
A discussion about the individual's mother not teaching them to cook and the impact of that on their current abilities.
The excitement of learning to cook and the anticipation of making a positive impression with homemade food.
A humorous moment where the individual admits to using an air fryer for making toast.
The individual's openness to learning new skills, such as cooking and twerking.
The mention of a potential trip to Greece for a birthday celebration.
The individual's confession of not having a diverse diet for their child, mainly consisting of tofu and rice.
Transcripts
I had to bring everything for my house
and I don't cook you cook yeah did you
see I be cooking um okay that made me a
little nervous though I was like okay
that made you nervous yeah cuz I don't
cook at all actually that's a lie I do
sometimes it's not good like tofu what
that's some nasty [ __ ] what tofu and
what kind of yellow mustard is this I
don't know my assistant went for real it
is this not right I don't know I feel
like you just said yellow mustard yeah
no that's this organic flour what what
has flour not organic in the first place
I don't even know what flow is made out
of what is it what is
flour bbby what you we cooking what you
we cooking at home for real H the last
thing I a tof food like already cooked I
mean it's just like you got like um air
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it that's some nasty [ __ ] where the
chicken wings at um they're in the
fridge so or
originally she thought I wanted the
bottom on so then she got those and then
I was like I think she wants wings so
then she had to go back and get okay
wings so we have that too oh we'll see
some bigger ones I've never even
purchase this in my life we do these
we're going to do these I forgot to tell
you to get lime and
um it's okay we just GNA rinse them off
okay we gonna do this we this we we
about to do this [ __ ]
I'm excited more in there now that's
what I need yeah your eggs for real now
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N I didn't do the grocery shopping you
can't blame me this is breakfast Hot
Sauce you eat this with like yo you know
your omel letting all it okay when
Destiny gets here you can tell her that
cuz I did not do this I to be fair I
probably would have bought that myself
we we going to make it do what it do
though we going to make it do what it do
okay so first of all we going to wash
our hands okay okay we've got soap we've
got soap I'm going take these rings out
go get
these hey everyone I'm so sorry for the
interruption but we've got another ad
with SE geek and you know what that
means it means that they decided to
start working with me again I have
worked with them a lot in my life but
they did take a break when I took a
break and um then My Views got low so
they kind of were like we don't want to
pay you for this anyway they're back
again because I'm back and I love Seiki
it is the number one ticketing app in
the world and it's been downloaded over
28 million times what I love about SE is
how easy it is to find a good deal when
you're searching green means good red
means not such a good deal yellow means
eh it's okay so search for tickets you
can buy tickets right now to see Nicki
Minaj I know I want to do that um I
think isach Brian just lots of tickets
sports
concerts whatever else people want watch
anyway um hopefully next time I can
afford a cameraman to take my ads this
time because they kind of scaled back I
decided I would scale back um how I sent
it in so I'm recording this on my phone
uh anyway use code Bobby capital b
capital L capital b capital b capital I
and you'll get $20 off at checkout make
sure you do that cuz that's kind of how
they see that they should keep coming
back to me the more people that use that
when they're checking out the more money
I make so if you were already buying
tickets to go somewhere use SE geek and
use my code please really please I
genuinely mean that you guys thank you
so much for the people who use my code
because it actually does mean the world
to me and to my kids that people keep
supporting us and it helps me to be able
to do great things and exciting things
with my career so thank you guys very
much and I look forward to you guys
watching this episode please comment
nice things about me only because I'm
sensitive bye-bye that's your sister
that's my sister how old is your sister
34 I'll take it 35 you'll take it she
35 how she look like 20 I feel like you
look like you're my age like 26 27 yeah
you look how old is you I'm 26 for real
for real yeah you lying why you think
I'm older no oh you're 26 for real yeah
you swear to God I swear am I I'm 26
I'll be 27 in July July what 31st I'm
July 12th you are what are we going to
do for our birthdays girl I don't know I
think I'm go go I'm going go out the
country somewhere where I was thinking
about Thailand but Tha look like super
super
super it's a lot to do okay so then I
was thinking about going to Greece never
been to Greece I've never been there
either do you want to introduce yourself
to the hey y'all it's AR
done with the big
butt I'm teaching Bobby how to twerk and
cook chicken today you're teaching me
how to twerk yes girl
oh I did not know that was oh my God
didn't Suki was teaching you a little
something
what what' you say didn't Suki teach you
a little oh no you saw what she taught
me I wasn't good she was just like she
gave me a
the best she could I just I can't you
was just trying it I tried okay um I
don't think you're going to make any
progress maybe when the drinks get here
what then I'll be able loosen up maybe
but I've never really touched raw
chicken in my
life baby for real I
swear my kids are missing out what you
you just make your you sit your ass at
home make your the kid is tofu yeah and
rice a rice cooker do you have a rice
cooker
might be for real I'm being serious
right now what do you make your kids I
make my I got one son I make him all
type of [ __ ] anything he want how old is
he he five he'll be six next month don't
tell my kids that he gets to eat that
good yeah I be making him all type of
stuff smother chicken spaghetti greens
catfish he allergic to shrimp oh you
think we should make all wings probably
I'm really hungry that doesn't look like
a
lot you never made Fried Chicken no no
you make baked chicken no never really
touched a raw chicken I see online
people oh my
God you scar oh that's disgusting what
do it feel like it's just chicken should
we like take off the gross Parts nuh
butab we going to rinse this off we
going to fry and you going to eat it
okay mm you don't see no all you need to
do is really just clean it off we ain't
got no um
I usually clean it with
um with lemon and uh vinegar but we
ain't got that but it's fine cuz we just
going to rinse it all well soap no not
no damn soap okay soap on your chicken
well I don't know
you why we got to get in there for
real oh you're really getting in there
mhm oh you just was
one oh no you lost another and and let
me tell you something I thinken that
episode with um
um wh Pisa M and that [ __ ] that Chef
made look disgusting it was all that
eating that raw food and stuff you eat
raw food no that's like a la thing or
something not a me
thing you eat to food what is that
that's not even real but is do you eat
soy beans what is the soy beans Adam
Mame I know Ed mama is but I don't eat
it that's what you don't eat it why what
do you you don't eat it with your sushi
I don't eat sushi I eat all my food
cooked there's cooked Sushi California
yeah I [ __ ] with them sometimes and you
don't have at a m first no keep losing
chicken wings girl they slippery Bobby
you got to get in here okay now we going
to Pat them dry oh we got to we need to
start our oil okay Bob you know what's
crazy
no you know I used to follow you from
like years ago on Tik Tok you did put
that one big titty and one little titty
with concrete yeah girl that's crazy
uhhuh oh my goodness I've
come not very far but it's been fun it's
been real I'm glad I brought the big one
yeah we F to fry These Wings up I'm
going to be honest I've never fried
anything I don't know how so you're
teaching me you don't how to fry no
chicken I don't know how to fry anything
fried rice no what do you do you have
have this at home no I had to buy it
what is it it's oil yeah I know oh my
God that's you got an air fryer
yeah yeah I make my toast in the air
fryer I when my kids eat for breakfast
that's some white people [ __ ] Bob you
for real toast you don't eat toast just
like you ain't got no oil at home you
just using the air fryer and all that
you don't have an air fryer I do but I
don't really like to use it like that
like like to use I wish I could make
some
stuff no one taught me my mom doesn't
really
cook so so you know we going to flavor
Town yeah you're teaching me I'm going
to make this at home well you going to
make this with me right now we about to
do this okay so oh [ __ ] did you get the
egg it's in the fridge
okay that's the
freezer everything I don't know where
y'all went Whole Foods I went to arijana
what's that a
grocery it's the bougiest grocery store
in all of yeah cuz everything over here
say organic yeah except the hot sauce
and the tonies yeah that's concerning I
actually wonder why it's not organic
okay so you going to see it in a little
bit sure you put it on in here yes take
myay ring
off you I can mix it up if you scared to
mix it up I feel like I should learn you
should should I'm glad you open I'm so
open good yeah uhhuh mhm my son like
them which one I only got onee oh Prime
what's the other
one iani know it's like an energy drink
it's so good you a damn lie no it
actually is good I'm not just saying
that it's so good um this is my s in
Destiny you can blame her for anything
you wanted to blame me for it's all this
organic [ __ ] I know you got some black
up in there baby
girl I want all my I I need all the G I
don't know what something GMOs
pesticides I I feel like thought with
like my shampoo and
conditioner I don't want it to be clean
I use
Pantene I would never put Pantene on my
hair BBY for real I love it I'm going
see some stuff to get I get it from
China China I'm telling you
I love
cantens do you get paid for saying that
to no I wish I would love them to pay me
i' be so serious let me see your
seasoning SKS by oh my God okay I've
never heard of this in my life Tony n
see I was going to tell you to get some
slapping W but I know they ain't got
that here I for 100% fact you can only
get that at Walmart or on Amazon I'mma
sing some okay what does it taste okay
this is spicy not really it's like of
Creo season it's a little got a little
Tang to it but it's not really spicy for
real I feel like you're judging me a
little no I'm not I have SE nothing
there you go just keep going just keep
going is it like we should
like oh my God that sound was
horrible okay I'm going to leave it like
this I feel like that's accurate okay do
you feel like that is I'm I'm going to
get up in I'm going that means it's not
enough cuz we got to mix it up come on
you you do that and I'mma mix oh you
scared you gonna get in there and mix it
I'll do it okay go
ahead there you go yes oh my God Bobby
is getting in there with that chicken
just get it all on all the wings okay
mhm let me get some more in there for
you okay mhm yeah I can see don't be
scared of it Bobby don't be scared I'm
not yep mhm I can't believe you used to
follow me I still do oh you I kind of
thought maybe you stopped I didn't want
to make this awkward and bring that up
why why would I up follow because you
were like you know I used to follow you
I was like oh well I I followed you for
like a long time I like this white girl
is so funny thank you cuz white people
not really funny to
me thank you take that it's hello honey
white people like who my grandma my
grandma is like a full-blown white woman
is she swear to God and she's
funny kind of she kind of funny right
yeah she's going to watch
this yeah she got pink
hair and Tattoos
mhm I want a picture of your grandma
oh I'mma find a picture I can't believe
you ain't going to believe that's my
grandma you going to believe you're not
going to believe my grandma well she's
not alive anymore is my grandma why she
black no she's full Mexican though for
real you Mexican yeah you Mexican and
what white for real mhm who Mexican your
mom my mom for real so you speak Spanish
no my grandma didn't teach she barely
speaks English well she's not alive but
she didn't teach any of her kids Spanish
so they all don't speak any she said you
[ __ ] want to be in America
y'all going to speak English yeah that's
exactly what she said I [ __ ] with your
grandma so she did not teach a single
kid you want to know the saddest story
ever what I don't know why I'm even
sharing this cuz it's just sad but one
time when I was living with my grandma
she came home from going to the bank and
she's like Miha these people left this
note on my car what does it say and I
looked at it and I was like oh Grandma
it just says like have a good day it
said cuz she couldn't read at all MH and
it said you stupid [ __ ] learn how to
park oh I was like no I didn't do your
grandma like this I was like ignorance
of bliss Grandma cuz you don't know
these people are so what what happened
to the car park I don't know she didn't
I didn't want to ask her cuz I didn't
want her to know what the note said I
just wanted her to be blissfully unaware
cuz that was so mean they why would they
do that to her I hope they didn't see
her and do that and Dan car a stupid
[ __ ] now they girl I would have been
waiting outside like who the [ __ ] put
this on my grandma car I would have if I
was at the bank with her oh you wasn't
there no no if I saw someone do that I
would and then you going to tell her
said have a good day that was nice she
would have that would have been so
heartbreaking I don't even know and it's
just sad she genuinely could not read
and did not know what the note said
it's like that's better that she don't
know though yeah all right now we going
to put some of this on there you put
mustard on chicken okay mhm and we going
to do a egg too oh we forgot the S do
you dip your hot dogs in mustard let me
tell you something I don't eat no
goddamn hot dog okay that is some nasty
[ __ ] you eat hot dogs um I've had them
like at a fair I'm not putting no hot
dog on my mouth from Costco mm-m no you
know what though but I don't eat red
meat or pork
okay but I used to eat hot dogs you
did I used you doing a good job Bobby
I'm proud you making me so proud thank
you I'm just not thinking too much into
it and it's fine my hands look
amazing oh you doing the damn thing is L
that's s on you going to take these home
with you okay and you going to give you
going give these to your kids okay let
them season the food up oh okay and then
we're going to do one egg this looks
pretty good it looks so good so seasoned
yeah I've never made food and had it
look like this after usually it looks
the same cuz you can't really see
salt oh my God
mhm there you go now just mix yes you is
doing a damn good job B I'm so proud I'm
proud so
proud okay do we got a bag like um do
you have a bag like even a um like
what's that bag yeah that's perfect oh