We Rank EVERY Gas Station Snack (ft. bbno$)
Summary
TLDRIn this entertaining and humorous video, the host embarks on a gastronomic adventure to determine the ultimate gas station snack. Joined by his brother, they indulge in a wide array of snacks, from classic options like Doritos and Twix to more peculiar choices like the infamous 'spunch' and various meat sticks. The duo also humorously grapples with their lactose intolerance while trying dairy-filled treats. The video is interspersed with sponsored content, a nod to the host's personal journey with mental health, and the benefits of therapy, provided by BetterHelp. As the snacks face off in a bracket-style tournament, the brothers provide comical commentary and reactions, leading to the crowning of the top gas station snack in a conclusion that might surprise viewers.
Takeaways
- 🍪 The video is a humorous take on a gas station snack extravaganza, where the hosts try various snacks and rank them in a tournament-style bracket.
- 📦 The hosts express their excitement and nostalgia as they purchase and consume snacks, often noting the unhealthiness of their choices.
- 🌟 They mention a sponsor, BetterHelp, and discuss the importance of mental health support and therapy, which one of the hosts has been attending for years.
- 🍫 The hosts have various reactions to the snacks, with some being big hits like Reese's Peanut Butter Cups and others being less popular like the gas station egg roll.
- 😖 They joke about the negative effects of consuming so much junk food, with comments about feeling unwell and the impact on their mental state.
- 🏆 As the tournament progresses, they eliminate snacks until they determine the 'greatest gas station snack,' which ends up being Sour Patch Kids.
- 🚫 The hosts refuse to eat certain snacks they find unappealing or of poor quality, such as the egg roll and certain flavored chips.
- 🤔 There's a discussion about lactose intolerance, with the hosts sharing their personal experiences and reactions to dairy-containing snacks.
- 🎶 The video ends with a plug for the host's new song and an invitation for viewers to check out additional content on the host's secondary channel.
- 👍 The hosts encourage viewers to subscribe and like the video, emphasizing the effort they put into creating entertaining content.
- 😄 The overall tone is light-hearted and comedic, with the hosts playfully bickering and joking throughout the video.
Q & A
What is the main activity the two friends are engaging in?
-The main activity the two friends are engaging in is a 'gas station snack extravaganza,' where they are trying various snacks from a gas station to determine the best one.
Why does the character express surprise when his friend agrees to come over?
-The character is surprised because he did not expect his friend to agree to come over, especially since it involves booking a flight, indicating a potentially long distance or commitment.
What is the significance of the 'Mr. Beast' snack in the video?
-The 'Mr. Beast' snack is a large, rice krispie treat that is part of the taste test. It is significant because it is named after the popular YouTuber Mr. Beast, indicating a possible collaboration or reference to his content.
Why does the character mention 'Easter Island' in the context of therapy?
-The character mentions 'Easter Island' as he opens up about his struggle with anxiety, which he has been dealing with his whole life. It could be a reference to a previous video where he discussed this topic.
What is the role of 'BetterHelp' in the video?
-BetterHelp is the sponsor of the video. The character discusses his personal experience with therapy and how it has helped him, then introduces BetterHelp as a service that connects people with licensed therapists for mental health support.
What is the character's opinion on Doritos?
-The character has never really had a strong preference for Doritos and is surprised by how much people enjoy them, especially in a gas station setting.
Why does the character decide to try a banana from the gas station?
-The character decides to try a banana from the gas station as part of their challenge to try every snack. Despite never having purchased one before, they decide to do so because of the 'healthy' aspect it might bring to their snack extravaganza.
What is the character's reaction to the gas station egg roll?
-The character is apprehensive about the gas station egg roll, noting its dry appearance and expressing doubt about its quality. They jokingly warn against eating such items, suggesting they might be unhealthy or unappetizing.
What snack does the character find to be the best gas station snack?
-The character ultimately decides that Sour Patch Kids are the best gas station snack, citing their sour and sweet flavor profile and the variety of tastes in a pack as reasons for their choice.
What is the character's stance on the consumption of junk food?
-The character acknowledges the negative impact of junk food on their physical and mental state during the video but also emphasizes the enjoyment they derive from the taste test, suggesting a balanced perspective on indulging in such snacks occasionally.
Outlines
😀 Greeting and Gas Station Snack Mission
The video starts with a friendly conversation between two bros, one in Minneapolis, reminiscing and inviting the other over. They plan to go on a snack-purchasing spree at a gas station with a humorous and energetic tone. The speaker expresses excitement about buying everything from the gas station, indicating their love for indulging in various snacks. The paragraph ends with a mention of a 'mission' to buy snacks, setting the stage for the video's theme.
🍪 Gas Station Snack Selection and Debate
The paragraph delves into the duo's snack selection process at the gas station. They discuss various items, including corn dogs, chips, nuts, and the absence of regular Doritos. The speakers humorously argue about what qualifies as a corn dog and express excitement over certain snacks like Takis and beef jerky. The dialogue is filled with playful banter and commentary on the snack's taste, texture, and presentation. A sponsor, BetterHelp, is acknowledged for providing mental health support, highlighting the speaker's personal use of therapy.
🤔 Snack Taste Test and Lactose Intolerance Challenge
The duo begins tasting the snacks they've purchased, starting with a Twix bar and nacho cheese Doritos. They discuss their experiences with lactose intolerance and their first-time reactions to certain snacks. The competitive nature of the video comes out as they use rock-paper-scissors to resolve disagreements on which snack is better. The paragraph is filled with humor, candid reactions, and a sense of nostalgia as they evaluate each snack.
🏆 The Gas Station Snack Tournament
The video turns into a tournament-style competition to determine the best gas station snack. The duo goes through a bracket system, sampling and comparing different snacks. They discuss the appeal of various snacks in different contexts, like date night or gaming with friends. The paragraph is energetic and competitive, with a focus on finding the ultimate winner in the gas station snack extravaganza.
🍫 Chocolate Snack Showdown and Personal Preferences
The paragraph focuses on a showdown between chocolate snacks, including a new formula bar from Febles and Ding Dongs. The speakers share their love for chocolate and discuss the accessibility and reasons to buy certain snacks. They also mention a high-calorie snack that they find appealing but decide not to finish due to its unhealthy nature. The dialogue reflects personal taste preferences and the indulgence of trying various sweet treats.
🌭 Gas Station Snack Finale and Winner Announcement
In the final paragraph, the duo concludes the gas station snack tournament. They discuss the final snacks, including Reese's Peanut Butter Cups and Sour Patch Kids, and deliberate on which one would be the best choice for different scenarios. The video ends with a declaration of Sour Patch Kids as the greatest gas station snack. The paragraph is filled with humor, controversy, and a light-hearted conclusion to their snack adventure.
Mindmap
Keywords
💡Gas Station Snacks
💡Tournament-style Bracket
💡Lactose Intolerance
💡Therapy and Mental Health
💡Sour Patch Kids
💡Reese's Peanut Butter Cups
💡Dairy Allergy
💡Gaming with the Boys
💡BetterHelp
💡Flamin' Hot Funions
💡Poptarts
Highlights
The duo embarks on a mission to buy everything from the gas station, driven by a desire for more.
They humorously debate the authenticity of a 'corn dog' without corn.
The challenge includes a wide variety of snacks, from classic staples to unusual items.
A sponsor, BetterHelp, is acknowledged for providing therapy services, highlighting the importance of mental health.
Lactose intolerance is discussed, adding a personal and relatable touch to the snack tasting.
The participants express their love for classic snacks like Doritos and Twix, bringing nostalgia into the review.
Takis are described as a must-have snack, showcasing cultural preferences in snack choices.
The taste test includes a humorous and honest critique of each snack, providing entertainment and information.
A tier list is created to rank the snacks, adding a competitive element to the video.
The video takes a turn for the bizarre with the introduction of unusual snacks, keeping the content fresh and engaging.
The participants express regret for the unhealthy choices, adding a comedic and cautionary note.
A shout-out to a fellow YouTuber, FC Glitching, adds a community feel to the video.
The video ends with a declaration of Sour Patch Kids as the greatest gas station snack, a fun and decisive conclusion.
Throughout the video, there's a focus on the sensory experience of eating each snack, providing a vivid description for viewers.
The participants discuss the accessibility and practicality of snacks, offering a different perspective on snack selection.
The video incorporates humor and friendly banter, making it entertaining to watch despite the unorthodox subject matter.
A secondary channel is promoted, offering viewers more content from the creators.
Transcripts
[Music]
hello yo what's up bro what's up how you
doing brother man good man where you at
right now uh Minneapolis I was just kind
of missing you bro I was also kind of
wondering if you want to just come over
and get some food yeah dude I'm down
when can you come tonight yeah let me
let me hold on let me book a flight yo
I'll call you when I I was not expecting
him to say yes okay so it was really
that easy my friend baby no money was on
his way to Texas and we had one goal One
mission to accomplish Buy everything
from the gas
station cuz all I ever do is want more
more more you saw me at the club and
throw Huns a beleving it was maybe
sweeping it this baby score score score
I'm a big bad down tap of money making
MK had aace to a m [ __ ] I did it
fast hey oh okay I was P so damn this
kind of look crazy do we yeah so what
are we doing do we get a corn dog I
think we get a corn dog that's not a
corn dog that's just a dog wrapped up
tell me what dimension do you think this
is a corn dog this is just a hot dog is
this a corn dog
oh since when is this a corn dog don't
they have corn around it he's from
Canada dude corn dogs are the ones with
the sticks in the in the corn around it
this is just bread oh there is usually a
stick in it yeah but I don't think we're
getting we're getting it though where
are we starting here I don't know chips
chips chips wow we really we really came
great with a great idea oh the dill
pickle that's a must that's a must I've
never had this actually so this going be
it first yo are we we're getting
everything man so you want to just do
everything yeah just pick out a bunch of
man yeah all right all right we'll get
the nuts classic uh I feel like peanuts
are more of a classic gas station staple
Takis takis are a must they don't have
regular Doritos that's crazy I think
there's more stuff on the other side of
the store sharp cheddar there's nothing
like gross here everything looks pretty
good man I don't know oh a here we go
bro this is it the spunch damn who the
hell buys this lime filling a Yu oh
these are fire these are fire this is
crazy oh Yep this is where home sweet
home feels good I think I O ding-dongs
and some Twinkies skibby rizzler oh
we're really in the terrible zone now
hey where you at dude come on I I I put
so much [ __ ] down already yeah what is
that I don't know why don't we get the
actual poptarts I like no no it's a
healthy bum I think a banana is a must
I've never want oh my God there's bugs
can you see the bugs bugs flying on the
bananas it's crazy I've never once
purchased a banana from the gas station
but today is the day where's the meat
section that's what we need just like
the meats damn this sucks there's no
meat oh here we go boys buffalo chicken
bite with cheese egg roll pork vegetable
bro my booty hole is going to black out
after this one sausage egg and cheese
sounds pretty fantasmo oh bro look how
dry this looks you're telling me someone
one wants this dry I'm going to get one
of them one of them John's definitely
some regular Doritos o sunflower seeds
Dam oh my God this is the section Sour
Patch Swedish Fish peach rings Lifesaver
gummies do I have sour patch no where
are they Sour Patch oh where's Mr Beast
febles dude Mr Beast Feasta kind of goes
crazy we yeah we wanted to get
everything you know we're trying to
that's where the meats bro what's that
are you actually getting everything not
everything as much as we can oh yeah oh
beef jerky yeah we're jerking now oh you
want a jerk you know how to
jerk do you guys sell lact Tade there's
no way bro we don't have like any uh I
guess there's a little bit of dairy
there's dairy in all of this bro already
I already got this [ __ ] rocks 15477 all
right brother I'm just kidding I'm just
kidding I'm just kidding would you like
a bag or receip uh maybe a bag maybe
maybe want to try that again real quick
oh the card yeah he really got denied
bro
embarrassing it's giving Mr
Jun thank you Jesus Christ yo that [ __ ]
that [ __ ] goes hard dude I want to get I
want to get deep in this [ __ ] this is
freaking horrible this is horrible yeah
this is the worst idea it definitely is
I'm going to immediately regret
[Music]
it ladies and gentlemen welcome to the
gas station snack Extravaganza we're
doing a a tier list we're doing a
competition we're finding out today what
the best gas station snack is and you
have all of these options in front of
you which one is the best that's what we
are going to find out today which one do
you go home happy with exactly so we're
going to one by one in a tournament
style bracket rank these snacks and find
out which one is the best but hold on
before we get to chowing down I got to
give a quick thank you to the sponsor of
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sponsoring and let's get back into the
video shall we me and my brother here
both uh got the same genetic Mal
malformation we are lactose intolerant
my first time taking lactose wa these
pills look crazy bro we oh you just chew
them are they are they cookies and cream
flavor no it's cooking cream oh my God
it is bro oh my God holy [ __ ] I might
have to eat these might as well just eat
the whole thing round one we got Twix
versus nacho cheese Doritos both of them
have dairy I'm going to complain a lot
during this video okay I have a dairy
allergy I'm lactose intolerant what's
your story with lactose and dude I got
like a little Celiac nness I have a
little lactose intolerance DB me up bro
going in Twix kiss here we go that's my
first time eating chocolate oh my God
that is so good I can't eat more but
that is fantastic incredible but you
know it's going up against a gas station
classic Dorito nacho cheese or flavor
I'll be biased I've never really had a
thing for Doritos what happens if we
disagree we got to rock paper scissors
it or something wait hold on let me get
in there let me get in there oh my God
first time eating Doritos in years too
oh my God that is so good people do eat
this [ __ ] like every day but that was
isn't that crazy that people eat this
day did you get a good [ __ ] like a lot
of cheese on it it was definitely good
grab another cuz I I I know where I'm
leaning right now and I feel like it's
not where you're leaning that's not a
Cheesy chip Bro Look at that there you
go oh wait what are we factoring in like
any situations is it date night or is it
gaming with the boys night it might be
gaming with the boys than this for sure
cuz it lasts longer this takes round one
this is moving on baby like I like Twix
I think kick out is just better a better
bar yeah a heavy hitter just got
eliminated yeah yeah yeah I got one o
that's big
okay all right round two Kit Kat
twinkies and Twinkies oh God last time I
had a Twinkie bro I don't I don't know
if I've ever had one my mom would not
allow me to do this to myself that [ __ ]
is deep fried my stomach already hurts
wow dude this [ __ ] is insane it is so
unhealthy welcome to America man oh
brother oh I get the appeal I get the
Obesity rates you know like they're
they're making sense I was a fat kid and
I would I would be eating [ __ ] like this
all the time oh let's get into a kick
now my hands are so greasy that's insane
oh was it always this big I think you
got the big
version It's called Big Cat you just
going in oh fire I definitely don't like
this as much as a normal kit kat going
up against the twinkie what do you think
like what do you think the twinkie takes
us over the big cat I feel like if it
was a normal kit kat the kit cat would
have won but I'm going to say they're
like dead even I'll decide then I'm
taking the I'm taking the cat all right
the cat moves on baby wait wait hold up
wait show the camera we going next round
we got oh man we're I'm clapping you
pretzels versus Takis first non-air
round
these are vegan too yeah they're both
vegan these are gluten- free too right
yeah they are one Taki one Taki One
pretzel prz this is a girl dinner boy
boy dinner girl dinner boy dinner be
like all right which one we start with I
think we start with the prz yeah go
in about as basic as you can get there's
no complaints I don't think you can go
wrong it's interesting cuz it's like I
know what this tastes like and I know
what these tastes like too but nine
times out of 10 whenever I atat this
it's always feels like nostalgic
[Music]
I think it's cuz my appreciation for
like big granular salt has gone all the
way up like you know when you get like
cracked salt on like a steak and you can
really just taste the flakiness sure
yeah little takie let's try it oh oh my
oh my this is so hectic okay I remember
this being better I mean I understand it
literally says artificially flavored but
this [ __ ] is OD like it's like kind of
unenjoyable say more there blue I think
we might have got the extra is fego this
we got the extreme bag I'm pretty spicy
if you were to crack these up but it as
like a rub on a chicken and fry it yeah
beine that would be good I'm finding
myself eating the pretzels right now
yeah the pretzels are really good I'm
even on these I'm going to let you take
the call which one's moving on I'll have
to show you guys a trick later I think
we have some peach rings but this in a
peach ring is a beach gobler it'll blow
youring mind it's actually incredible so
which one wait which one are you taking
sniders oh my goodness I'm sorry Takis
sorry Takis fans yo I got this SP what
is that bro okay we got uh sunflower
seeds versus
Spa what the is that I've never seen
that in my entire [ __ ] life if you
guys leave a comment have you seen that
you know what that is we'll try that
first dude wa that [ __ ] looks diabetic 3
2
1 not at all what I was expecting yeah
it's like jelly I don't like it you like
it I don't mind it I would never come
back to it though it's just too it's
doing too much it's doing or it's doing
it's just doing too little I was
expecting more more than that to be
honest got the classic going to a lit
League game sunflower seeds baby I mean
this is going to win for America for you
got to you got to
just just I just triggered so many
people those these nuts that I always
have in China these
nuts DN no there's always there's these
nuts I I don't know what they are but
they're like seasoned and then like
brazed and they're unbelievable and I
always just throw them in my mouth cuz
they're way too hard to crack open but I
still eat the full thing I mean it's
probably good for you man there's
probably like a bunch of collagen and
[ __ ] 2,000 mg of sodium holy [ __ ] that's
90% of your daily value in one serving
all right what are we doing here you
choose this one I think it moves on for
I think I think this moves on see a
bimbo sunflower seeds move on next round
corn dog and the pickle which one wait
zero cows in the pickle it can't be
possible is it possible I think it's
impossible okay Google is it possible we
get half of that dog this just smell
there's no
way it is corn that's been sitting there
all day oh my God you can taste the rock
it's good but I'm I'm actually fcking
that up all right I don't need any more
of this that's gas it's cold it's rotten
but it's gas my DJ unironically eats
these all the time what's his name Dan
sh Dan bro he sh you know I've never had
this before have you had one I've never
eaten it cuz I don't like pickles that
much oh [ __ ] this might be tough for you
then oh look at all the juice hold look
at the juice hey roll it in there bud
come on wait no let's get a quick
thumbnail but it's like okay that's okay
oh is that bad let me try it is not good
that is the worst pickle I think I've
ever had in my life unless my mom makes
the pickle it's kind of just I kind of
just check out your mom makes pickles
yeah she used to homeschool me and then
she just like would I would just like
can pickles with her the hot dog's
winning for me man why are you saying
that like it's a normal thing what
canning pickles is pretty normal is it
real bro it's like look how like neon
yellow we are we are leaking on the
table oh my God I didn't mind it but
yeah I'll take the corn dog the corn do
even though it's been sitting there all
day look at this look at this mic stand
look how beneficial this is just wipe
all that up I'm taking the corn dog for
uh go for round two going to do jery and
oh a jerky off fatty we got a Jack
Link's original beef jerky you found
this I've never seen this before show
the camera that label broke up the out
of my shirt
oh bus bus here you
go connected to you there um that's is
that
sausage what is like it's not something
that I would just immediately be oh I
want a fatty yeah yeah but it's totally
if I was like depending on what time it
if I was hiking yeah with the boys I
would be like I could take a fatty I
could I could suck a fatty down the only
thing I will say about be jerky so
expensive right what is with the prices
of this [ __ ] this bag was probably like
half of that I eat this snack all the
time and I'm fed up with the price it is
just annoying his bag is like 20 25
bucks 25 bucks probably Jack Link though
he made um Rainbow Six Siege
yeah same guy what's the name of the
game Jack Lynx rainbow am I mistaken I
think this just moves on the fatty ain't
doing it for me I'm more of like a
skinny skin little uh it's more about
the motion in the ocean you know what I
mean moving on yeah what the is that I
know but it looks delicious that's
probably like a big thing in like the
Midwest I would imagine some motherucker
in Wisconsin loves that anyways cheit
versus the the Whatchamacallit they both
got Dairy again give me a slice slice me
up you're just going in blind you're a
brave man I was
examining dude that amazing tastes like
Halloween candy if I had to describe it
these I'm excited to eat because I
haven't had them in over 10 years well
Che it yeah I don't know if I've ever
had a Chee it what we don't have them in
Canada I mean we might but I just feel
like I feel like I would have goldfish
all right little cheesy not as good as I
remember them being not good at all
honestly disgusting what the [ __ ] is
this I'm going to have to agree yeah
like like it's like Burns
Whatchamacallit moves on yeah a lot of
people are going to disagree with our
takes but hey we're here we're eating
this [ __ ] we're in the field we're
testing this live we are live you ain't
doing [ __ ] a that's a good match up
that's a good match blue match up we got
the blue match
up Beast baby yeah we got the rice
krispy Mr Beast that is not M this is Mr
Beast Mr Beast Mr Beast J shout out my
brother Nolan I knew him since he was FC
glitching shout out FC glitching oh it's
it's literally me versus him think about
it rice krispy Mr Beast that is fing why
is it so big holy [ __ ] it's recreating
the Drake video in front of her h
okay let me uh me in there Dr Drake
that thank you oo 40 this [ __ ] so good
it's like higher tier of mid I don't
think it's like insane or anything but
it's like you can't go wrong with it
it's like pretzels I think this is like
upper really yeah I've always thought
Rice Krispies just go crazy you ever
made them too they're so easy to make
how many do your family make you come
from like a line of chefs no we just I
cook okay here's the febles bar very
interesting shape there uh not sure why
they went with that but yeah this is my
first time trying the new formula what
does it smell like smells like 70% dark
chocolate this is dark chocolate from
Ecuador all right
ready you going back okay mixing yeah I
love chocolate I'm a chocolate guy I
think personally this but I think you're
going to I think we're going to have our
first disagreement here I I don't know
I'm taking this let go yeah no this is
really good drate shout out febles man
they came through we're going head tohe
head with the ding-dongs bring that
puppy over here what is this don't worry
about it wait bro you literally got
cheese this is my fing enemy 500 C or
450 Cal bio engineered text on the
bottom like this was made in a [ __ ]
lab oo that [ __ ] smell good hey think
about it this way dropping a rust with
an intervision are you quick scoping or
are you dying I'm quick scoping n I'm
hitting a trick shot I'm hitting a are
you going in okay little
dingdong I used to love these and they
still hit oh man this [ __ ] is in
incredible dude yeah it's like if you
want to up your day just pick some ding
Twinkies what are the other ones yodel
yodel Yodas I used to put Yodo in the
freezers I was a fat kid bro that [ __ ]
is too good I'm getting the cheese queso
show the camera that cuz I don't really
Panda queso what is that I've never seen
it in my life have you had that before
Oh that smells good have you had it no
you just saw it and you're like yeah
let's get that bro yeah it is so greasy
and it's like another level of grease
it's like gritty gritty
[Music]
oh my God I said crack cheese and cake I
can do
it I have to admit it is good that's
really good imagine putting two burgers
in there splitting them together like a
scoop of ice cream and peanut butter my
heart is like palpitating I honestly
might like this more than the dingdong I
do too but I just don't want to eat it
again I'm not eating it again just not
it's not going to finish it's not going
to win I think there has to be a level
of like accessibility of like reason to
actually buy it which is this almost has
no reason to buy it cuz it's soing bad
for you we got strawberry poptart and
strawberry what is that it's a ripoff of
Pop-Tart crazy fact this one doesn't
have dairy this one does really the
regular Pop-Tart is vegan that one's not
that is a bro it's a straight ripoff
isn't that insane look at the
cross-section on that puppy inside is
like inflaming hot Cheeto interior all
right ready let's get it
baby tastes like a protein bar yeah like
there's no way you're going to that for
a treat there's no this [ __ ] is so gas
pack they did something crazy with
poptarts clear winter here yeah Pop Tart
tastes it Milk Duds I love Milk Duds
taking on the Lifesaver gummies oh we're
going to Milk Dud it up first though
these just look likeing rabbit poop they
are rabbit poops it's the same
consistency you just dive in every time
bro let me give a an intro to the I'm
trying to get through this at this point
sh what's it taste like it's like
literally just caramel and chocolate
it's fantastic La the enamel probably
doesn't appreciate that I used to hate
these as a kid though like when you got
them for Halloween you were just like a
milk does but now they're like really
nice you can appreciate them I think
it's yeah over time you can appreciate
them but definitely not something I can
eat I love gummies I think 5 candy and
super artificial [ __ ] is my go-to but
like a lot of the time life faer gummies
kind of suck red is my go-to just smells
so artificial they do have a very bad
smell but
me personally I'm I'm picking these up
over Milk Duds but I I know I'm an
anomaly I I can't eat dairy but it's
like you go to a gas station some picks
this up don't trust them you know if
there like sour PCH kids and [ __ ] yeah
it's like what the [ __ ] you doing yeah
they're the Imposter yeah very sus sussy
Baka dinky twins you got their number I
do can we call them sure can we get a
dinky twin Cameo I need them to say the
crispy that like I put both their names
cuz I a there it is I got ego by the the
Mickey twins I think Milk Duds take the
win to be honest what do you think Milk
Duds moving on you might as well keep
these cuz these probably won't go that
bad next round we're doing a corn ship
round Fritos twist I think we know
what's going to take this strong cuz the
same same as Lifesavers if you pick
these up from the gas station you might
be a serial killer they're just so weird
looking too
little this [ __ ] is smacking I think
that is the greatest corn chip ever made
the honey barbecue Frito a staple it's a
that is crazy pop a bugle bro dude I
kind of with the the the bugle did you
see one are you going back and forth
he's just mixing bugle is better than I
I was just talking about [ __ ] hold on
it's better than I thought it would be
you know what I used to
do I used to put on my
fingers Ed Edward 40 hand you know again
in a league of its own in in a league of
its own I think be's moving on yeah
let's do it oh here we go
what uh yeah like gas station foods and
stuff yeah gas station can you can I get
you guys to say the Krispy
Cris
dude yo well boys we got to get back to
eating eating shitty food it's been so
real we have a big mama sausage look
look at the cross-section on that
puppy I love you guys I love you love
you love you no money you could message
us anytime sounds good boys take talk to
you guys later I got so nervous there
dude those are my heroes dude the dinky
boys are so they posted a a photo
recently and it was like what's the best
snack and then I said the
twinkie I don't even want to eat this
[ __ ] bro sorry we have to bro you bought
it we're going big mama we're going
Reese's oh it stinks smell that so
pungent oh it is so oh my God it's like
oily oh it's oiled up it's oiled up oh
bro it's dripping
ding dude oh [ __ ] oh man I don't know
about this one oh oh my God the smell it
it's like dipped
in that's crazy that is disgusting oh
give me one of these right that brand
even in business how are they look
Flagship that is actually up how bad
that is love Reese's y this is this is
this is the this is top five easy go
fire so gosh let's get our heads out of
that badass it moves on so slim we got a
slim gem monster going up against
Starburst okay fire this is way better
than I was expecting it is
pretty it is pretty oh I know exactly
what this is going to taste like maybe
no money gets
diabetes I don't feel very good neither
do I man but it's what we signed up for
pink is the go-to we will only be trying
the Pink Starburst the rest are
irrelevant you disagree you're wrong
yeah I don't know this is a toughy cuz
like they're so distant from each other
like this one's in the Stars this one's
in the gyms rather be in the gym or in
the Stars Bro think about it your girl
broke up with you where are you
definitely in the gym definitely in the
gym I think we're taking the gym no no
no we're doing it oh hell no oh hell no
we're do dude hell no no no I think this
is like a act this is some oh it's like
wet is that an egg roll bro what the
when the did the gas station
so look kind of buz when the [ __ ] I
can't
eat just take some bite he's got no fear
do not eat the egg roll from the gas
station don't ever eat no but I'm also
having the jalapeno cheese popper oh
this smells so bad too I'm like honestly
the egg roll one these are so good bro
any these are going to clown anything
yeah well it's the egg roll going you
chose the egg roll no I chose the other
one too but the other one lost by
default grab some grab some these are
like a healthy a healthy little snack
they're not healthy they they are 90
cows for 15 pieces
gas the elementary school staple I
remember my mom she would buy like one
of those big ass tubs but you make this
from scratch and put
it bro I feeled up man I feel high from
I legitimately I'm like fevering off
brain rot right now what are we putting
into our body bro stop eating them bro
we got more [ __ ] these are moving on
we're putting our bodies through War if
you don't like the video don't eat them
yet hold on if you don't like the video
right now that's du all right and also
leave a comment let let's what if we
made this video the most commented video
on the channel wouldn't that be cool
comment hey yo bro oil up little bro
just going to get like demonetized from
comment your favorite snack from the gas
station or just hi good video that would
be nice all right so we got barbecue
chips sweet let's eat both of them at
the same time [ __ ] hold on got
sea salt and vinegar which is a classic
I don't like salt vinegar chips oh you
don't no you know why cuz you can only
eat like 15 of them well your might mom
used to make these as a as a as a kid
and they every time bro they came on
fire she like put the we're moving them
to the barbecue chips this guy just
trying to speed run this all right hit
him with a speed run these are fire I
don't think these These are these are
consistently not missed in like years it
rocks and it's look at that I get a
brand deal that'd be fire we got a
banana and we got flam H onions I've
never ever ate these but uh you know
queso he was talking about these and he
that guy loves food and if he's talking
about something it's worth trying I
think I've had these before okay so
let's start with the with the N with the
c naners that [ __ ] is so bad bro bro you
ate a gas station egg roll you can't go
wrong with a little little it looks like
it was a frozen yeah it probably
was yeah we just got some sort of
disease oh it's it's like a really bad
banana I'm going to go with funions
anyway Flamin Hot onion funion let me
get one oh it's like a instead of a ring
this is more like a bracelet
now hey so
does it again how does he do it he
doesn't miss o little little kick to it
too yeah it's really spicy it's weirdly
like more spicy than the taka Takis but
you can dive into this bag and and enjoy
that little burn almost like chyia but
like in an enjoyable way uh yeah these
these These are going to be the banana
for me I think our mental state has been
deteriorated a little bit uh good thing
we only have a couple more rounds uh
let's do the peanut em Sour Patch this
is a crazy lineup right here though
every generation got a yellow guy you
know this is uh this is the
20s I'm telling you he's coming back
hold on let me get one let me let me get
one brother hold on brother blue is new
to sour P kids in the in recent years
you know I'm I'm a fiend for these when
these appeared in the bag I was hyp cuz
they're just a huge flavor blue best
candy flavor feel like I'm a crack right
now I think it's all the sugar I don't
think we need to eat the peanut M&M
we're just eating the sour poers but
let's try the peanut M&M's now I prefer
these to regular M&M's look at that one
it's got a little stain on it what
happened there Eminem Factory little
peanut little peanut moment
s kids have got to be the best candy I
think they win you think they they win
this whole thing yeah I don't know we
got some Heavy Hitters so let's take a
bite of the PE these Frozen though crazy
yeah bro I feel crazy too I never sign
up for this one oh should have just made
anothering song
huh Mike and Ike versus sweet tart rope
newer newer competitor newer kid on the
Block yeah I've never seen that before
in my life these are the ogs you know
Mike I know Mike I know Ike all right
you eat a Mike I'm going to eat an Ike
and then we both suck on a
fatty this is a chlorine it tastes like
chlorine wait wait why do I taste it why
can't I taste it really tastes like
chlorine you think they soak this batch
is that what big farm is trying to do
these are uh pretty gas I had a girl
come over and watch love his blind the
other day you ever see that show oh it's
like the reality TV show yeah they date
through a wall we had a little date
night and uh I bought some of these from
the gas station we enjoyed them
so I like that it's it's like
interesting yeah this is fire ate the
whole thing I think uh I think this
moves on okay now we're moving on to the
next round of this tournament it's all
the snacks that we push forward they're
all going to go head to-head until we
find one winner we got milk Dodge we got
la which one you taking La let me try it
again they're way better
experience off R they don't get sucking
youring teeth I don't even want to eat
another milk D exactly LS move on
barbecue L specifically febles or
Reese's oh the chocolate round Mr Beast
wants to claim all this propaganda that
febles is the best chocolate in the
world sure if I was 9 years old I would
believe
that oh my God boom Jimmy Boom holy [ __ ]
re is unbeatable great product though
I'm not ever going to knock it uh you
did you did your thing now to match up
like two of the most iconic beefs in the
world like this is this is real quick
real quick one question for you what's
reable what's resalable not this you're
[ __ ] right you are so
right you see this slim jim can
never yeah on the floor on the floor I
can eat that later dude get that [ __ ]
away from me bro get that [ __ ] away the
power Duo right here check her out there
bud I'm not eating the I would never
ever touch that or every time I look at
that I'm going to all right this is not
progressing whoa whoa wait what what
which one sniders yeah it is though what
do you mean all right I'm taking sniders
over whatever the [ __ ] that was all
right we got the hot funions taking on
the sunflower seeds
again phenomenal phenomenal
SHP uh I'm going to take fun this man
these are cool but they're reable so
you but same argument but like that's
why they don't move up this is the
crazy I think Welsh's fruit snack taken
on a Kit Kat let me eat another Welsh
do you think they come from Welsh like
the they do I just put that together did
you know the guy Jack Welsh made Rainbow
Six
Siege Jack Link the Jack well oh Jack
Link yeah okay me personally I'm taking
the weles I think I think uh Kit Kat is
a bit of weird chocolate it's not it's
not horrible but it's not Reese's you
know got Doritos and the Whatchamacallit
which we've uh devoured most of already
about I'll grab another bite I'll get in
here I don't know if I've eaten this
much junk food in like nine months I
mean this is to teach you like what
you're putting in your body controls how
you feel like look at our mental state
right now our physical state can't see
my eyes I think I'm going to go with the
Doritos I don't really want to take
another bite of this but I'll eat
another Dorito all right again with the
sweet tart ropes which we just ate the
sweet tart ropes taking on the Sour
Patch Kids
now again Immaculate there's no question
who wins this one
spk spk taking it all the way dingdong
taking on the peach O's for round two
ding dong taking over the pichos
honestly I don't like these that much
they're too gummy I want to take the
pichos here but you want to take the
ding-dongs so we're going to have a
little bit of a fight because I'm not I
I will feel like [ __ ] if I eat this the
dingdong ding-dongs we're taking the
peachos compromise okay that's what a
loving relationship is all about last
last of round two right here Pop Tarts
and honey
barbecue dude I don't know if I've ever
felt this bad this is crazy this is a
hard one because these are goated and
these are goated when I think of the
goat I think of honey barbecue Twisted
Fritos I think these are like one of a
kind in A League of Their Own yeah type
[ __ ] they're really goodp type
[ __ ] editor make that explode round
three [ __ ] weles fruit snacks
taking on the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup
I'm pretty indifferent on this I think
both of these are are it depends on how
I'm feeling it depends what mood I'm in
if I'm in the current state I'm taking
the weles cuz I don't want to eat
anymore but Reeses are fing undefeated
Eed and in the in the chocolate category
um Welches really yeah I've definitely
eaten more Welches in my life than I the
resource is great don't get me wrong but
it's only good cuz of the peanut butter
think about it that's about to go
against Sour Patch Kids I feel like Sour
Patch Kids knocks this off but here it's
a bit of a fight no all right Reese's
moves on cuz chocolate is just
undefeated in the category of CH in the
in the in ch can we get the the the Jack
linkx by your feet now we got a tough
one here we got a tough one here and uh
I need you to I need you to decide
solely now if you're vibing real hard
you got you got a baddie coming to the
crib you got one food in your pantry
like Alex I'm I'm hungry I I need I need
uh I need I need a little snack when I
get there which one of these are you
offering her you home alone you're home
alone it's it's you in this scenario
yeah so it's just me and my kba yeah
they're both in the pantry but and she
and wait we're both in the pantry no
they're these are both in the pantry
wait is the light off in the P yeah and
she's a little freak and she for the
streets oh she for the streets then
she's already getting my meat so she
doesn't need this but it's resealable
honey
barbecue yeah wait let's do this cuz you
wanted to try this you were you know
I've had it before try it no you were
talking about I want it you you don't
want it right now try it okay you were
talking a lot of [ __ ] about it's really
good how this is do you like like
sandwich it two pretzel with a it tastes
like a peach cob dude you know John John
Snider oh John Snow he he made Rainbow
Six Siege
I might go with FRS bro no clearly the
peach the peach drings take it FR have
made it far bro just spill look at that
just spill it all over now we got a tofe
bada bing bada boom which one we taking
I can eat more of these I think so eat
one right now yeah I'll eat one too I
don't give a how I feel it's a YouTube
video I'll put my body on the line for
this [ __ ] it's my job what do you do for
a living someone ask oh this I'm in the
trenches right now to my world buddy huh
next time you complain about being in
the studio for hours making music think
about this this is way more think about
the this this is the most difficult
thing I've ever my life I do like both
of these but I'll let you make a call no
it's definitely these I I can eat more
of these classic classic this is like a
championship level round that we're
about to do look at this that is huge
that is a huge match up I know you don't
feel any type of way about these but for
me not having these in years and eating
these right now I
feel M they're Doritos or uh Sour Patch
Kids I personally I like them both
brother I'm going to take the the spk
again I think uh these are a good for
like a a cookout type Vibe but you know
late at night these are hidden you're
playing some RuneScape you're playing
some Halo forge getting the sour patch
kids and you're just you're
gaming dunzo dude we might have scuffed
the no one needs to finish cuz this this
is upper Eon right now typically both
people need to finish good it's awesome
uh I'm going here what wa whoa whoa who
who hold on brother uh this is
definitely a little bit of controversial
round yeah you might be right though I
think this is a classic and I think this
is just a situational I'm feeling it but
when you're feeling it you're feeling it
you know but you can't go wrong can
never go wrong with the barbecue you're
correct next round Reese's no we're fine
one needs to end yeah okay but Reese's
or the the the G the gummies I think
Reese's clearly takes it clearly takes
it and then we'll go ahead and match up
these two bro these are actually such
high quality candies we're at a point
where there's three left somehow don't
know how the that happened right here
which one are you taking s patch I'll
eat another one of these but I'll eat
another one of these yeah s patch the
second that hit my taste bug I'm creamy
the [ __ ] finale it did work out but
look there should have been another
opponent that just got lost fli the
table and walked out here growing up all
over Toby start jumping up on me like
the greatest gas station snack now let's
take a moment to think about this it's
close man I am lactose intolerant we
mentioned that but I think oh man the
Reese I got to I got to have I'm going
to have we got to have to we're going to
have to really get in here oh God insane
oh my God that is gas Sour Patch Kids or
Reese's you do get more a lot you you
enjoy it more different flavors in there
I however this I don't with I don't with
orange dude we got to end this video
like pronto dog the win of the greatest
gas station snap you can never go wrong
with sour sweet gone Sour Patch Kids
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