I Finally Played Against Linus. He's so good...

Ludwig
2 May 202428:08

Summary

TLDRThe video script details a playful and competitive gaming session between two friends, where they engage in a 'brover pro' to determine the better gamer. The contest consists of a best of nine format, with ten games to choose from, categorized into neutral and advantage games for each player. The games include classics like Battleship, Tetris, and Rock Paper Scissors, with a twist of incorporating drinking into the Mario Kart challenge, adding a layer of hilarity and unpredictability. The banter is filled with humor and mutual teasing, making the session as entertaining as the games themselves. The summary ends with a dramatic Rock Paper Scissors showdown, which surprisingly concludes with a victory for the less experienced gamer, leading to a humorous and somewhat embarrassing tweet from the loser's account.

Takeaways

  • 🎮 The competition is a 'brover pro' aimed at determining the better gamer through a best of nine format, with a selection of 10 games across three categories.
  • 🚢 The first game they play is Battleship, where strategy and luck play a role in guessing the opponent's ship locations.
  • 🎶 In a game of Beat Saber, the player without music finds it more intense and challenging, showcasing adaptability in gaming.
  • 🏎️ A match of Mario Kart involves not only racing but also a humorous take on drinking rules, adding a casual and friendly twist to the competition.
  • 🥊 Drunken Fight Simulator is chosen for its raw and unfiltered gameplay, emphasizing the importance of fun over skill.
  • 🕹️ Tekken is played, highlighting the participants' unfamiliarity with the game and the hilarity of their attempts.
  • 🏰 Towerfall is selected for its archery-based combat, where the controls and gameplay lead to confusion and entertaining moments.
  • 🗺️ GeoGuesser is used as a test of geographical knowledge, with one player's Canadian roots playing a role in the game selection.
  • 🧩 The game of Breakout is intense, with the controls lagging and adding an extra layer of challenge to the high-energy gaming session.
  • ✊ The final game is Rock Paper Scissors, chosen for its simplicity and the fact that it's a game of pure strategy with no technical input required.
  • 🏆 The loser of the competition gets to tweet from the winner's account, leading to humorous and somewhat embarrassing outcomes.

Q & A

  • What is the objective of the 'brover pro' challenge described in the transcript?

    -The objective of the 'brover pro' challenge is to determine who is the better gamer by playing a best of nine, which is essentially the first to win five games out of a total of ten games available across three categories.

  • What are the three categories of games mentioned in the transcript?

    -The three categories of games are neutral category, games that advantage one player, and games that advantage the other player.

  • Which game did they start with and what is a common strategy mentioned in the transcript?

    -They started with the game Battleship. A common strategy mentioned is that the first person to hit often loses, as they might be scared to shoot at the same location again.

  • What is the significance of the term 'carrier' in the context of Battleship?

    -In the context of Battleship, a 'carrier' is one of the larger ships that a player must place on their grid. It is significant because it can hold multiple planes and is a high-value target for the opposing player.

  • What game did they play after Battleship and what was the player's strategy?

    -After Battleship, they played Beat Saber. The player's strategy was to play without music, which made the game more intense and challenging.

  • What are the rules of Mario Kart as described in the transcript?

    -The rules mentioned in the transcript for Mario Kart include not being allowed to drink while driving and needing to come to a stop to drink for health.

  • What game did they play after Beat Saber and what was the outcome?

    -After Beat Saber, they played Mario Kart. The outcome was that the player who was more familiar with the game won.

  • What game did they play after Mario Kart and what was the issue with it?

    -After Mario Kart, they played Drunken Fight Simulator. The issue with the game was that it had poor controls and was not very enjoyable for the players.

  • What game did they play to determine the final outcome of the 'brover pro' challenge?

    -To determine the final outcome, they played Rock Paper Scissors.

  • What was the final score of the 'brover pro' challenge and what did the loser have to do?

    -The final score was 4-3 in favor of one player. The loser had to tweet on the winner's account, which was decided by the chat community.

  • What was the content of the tweet that the loser had to post on the winner's account?

    -The content of the tweet was not decided in the transcript, but it was suggested by the chat to be something about the loser's potential circumcision status, which was considered insulting by the loser.

  • What was the overall tone and mood of the 'brover pro' challenge?

    -The overall tone and mood of the 'brover pro' challenge were competitive yet playful, with a lot of banter and humor between the players.

Outlines

00:00

😀 Brover Pro Gaming Challenge: Battleship Showdown

In the opening game of the Brover Pro gaming challenge, the contestants engage in a heated game of Battleship. With playful banter and strategic moves, they navigate through hits and misses, discussing theories about the game along the way. Despite some missteps and rule misunderstandings, the game unfolds with excitement and competitive spirit.

05:01

😄 Intense Beat Saber Duel: Gaming with a Twist

The competition moves to Beat Saber, where one contestant faces a challenging Expert Plus level. Amidst technical difficulties and amusing commentary, the contestants take turns showcasing their skills in the rhythm-based game. Despite setbacks and unconventional gameplay, the duel adds a unique twist to the gaming challenge.

10:02

🎮 Mario Kart Mayhem: Unorthodox Character Choices

In an unexpected turn, the contestants opt for Mario and Yoshi in Mario Kart, revealing their unfamiliarity with the game's meta. As they navigate through the race, comedic moments and casual conversation ensue, showcasing their laid-back approach to the gaming experience.

15:04

😅 Hilarious Drunken Fight Simulator: Unexpected Challenges

The gaming challenge takes a comedic turn with Drunken Fight Simulator, featuring exaggerated movements and humorous interactions between the contestants. Despite struggling with the controls and experiencing glitches, the game adds a lighthearted touch to the competitive atmosphere.

20:06

😆 Tekken 8 Showdown: Unfamiliar Territory

The contestants dive into Tekken 8, selecting characters and attempting to navigate the game's mechanics. With limited experience and comical commentary, they stumble through the match, showcasing their willingness to embrace unfamiliar gaming territory.

25:08

😂 Towerful Tactics: Comedic Gameplay and Control Challenges

The gaming challenge continues with Towerful, featuring humorous commentary and control challenges. As the contestants navigate through the game's mechanics, they encounter unexpected obstacles and comedic moments, adding to the entertaining dynamic of the competition.

🤔 GeoGuessr Guessing Game: Canadian Geography Test

The contestants face off in a game of GeoGuessr, testing their knowledge of Canadian geography. With varying degrees of success and humorous commentary, they attempt to pinpoint locations across the country, leading to unexpected results and comedic exchanges.

😬 Tense Breakout Battle: Control Issues and Competitive Spirit

The gaming challenge intensifies with Breakout, as the contestants struggle with control issues and face off in a competitive showdown. Despite setbacks and frustrations, they maintain a spirited rivalry, culminating in a tense and entertaining battle.

🙃 Rock, Paper, Scissors Drama: Unexpected Turn of Events

The gaming challenge concludes with a dramatic game of Rock, Paper, Scissors, as the contestants vie for victory. Amidst playful banter and unexpected strategies, the game takes an unexpected turn, leading to a surprising outcome and a humorous exchange.

Mindmap

Keywords

💡Brovver Pro

Brovver Pro refers to a friendly competition or showdown between two individuals, typically in the context of gaming or other competitive activities. In the video, it is a contest to determine who is the better gamer, which is the central theme of the content.

💡Battleship

Battleship is a strategy game where the objective is to guess the location of the opponent's ships on a grid. It is one of the games played during the Brovver Pro to test the competitors' strategic skills and is part of the 'neutral category' where either player has a chance of winning.

💡Beat Saber

Beat Saber is a virtual reality rhythm game where players use lightsaber-like controllers to slash blocks representing musical beats. It is chosen as one of the games for the competition, highlighting the players' coordination and reaction times.

💡Mario Kart

Mario Kart is a popular racing video game featuring characters from the Mario franchise. It is mentioned in the script as a game that one of the competitors is less familiar with, adding an element of unpredictability to the competition.

💡Drunken Fight Simulator

Drunken Fight Simulator is a humorous reference to a game or activity where the players pretend to be intoxicated, possibly affecting their in-game performance. It is brought up as a potential game to play, aligning with the light-hearted and humorous tone of the video.

💡Tekken

Tekken is a series of fighting video games known for its 3D gameplay and detailed character designs. It is mentioned in the context of the competition, where one player admits to having no experience with the game, adding a layer of challenge to the Brovver Pro.

💡Towerfall

Towerfall is an archery-based video game where players compete in a free-for-all or team deathmatch. It is chosen as one of the games for the Brovver Pro, showcasing the players' archery and strategic skills within the game's fantasy setting.

💡Geoguesser

Geoguesser is an online geography game where players are placed in a random location on Google Street View and must guess their location based on visual cues. It is used in the video as a test of the players' geographical knowledge and deductive reasoning.

💡Breakout

Breakout is a classic arcade game where the player must use a bat to hit a ball and break bricks above. It is part of the competition, serving as a test of the players' precision and timing.

💡Rock Paper Scissors

Rock Paper Scissors is a simple hand game usually played to decide who starts a game or to resolve disputes. In the video, it is used as a final, decisive game to determine the overall winner of the Brovver Pro, adding a layer of unpredictability and simplicity to the competition.

💡Tetris

Tetris is a tile-matching video game where players must arrange falling blocks to create complete lines. It is offered as an option for the final game of the Brovver Pro, highlighting the players' ability to manage and strategize with spatial awareness.

Highlights

The brover pro is a competition to determine who is the better gamer.

The competition consists of a best of nine format, with 10 games to choose from across three categories.

The first game played is Battleship, where the first person to hit loses according to a well-studied theory.

The competitors have different strategies for placing their Battleship pieces, with one preferring to avoid the edges.

The competitors engage in friendly banter and trash talk throughout the games.

In Beat Saber, one player performs impressively without music, showcasing their skill.

The competitors struggle with the controls and gameplay mechanics in games like Mario Kart and Drunken Fight Simulator.

In a heated game of Tekken 8, one player accuses the other of being a cheater due to their surprising moves.

The competitors showcase their knowledge of Canada in a game of GeoGuesser, with one player narrowly winning.

In a game of Towerfall, one player's unconventional strategy of jumping on the opponent's head proves effective.

The competitors discuss their personal preferences and habits, such as showering and bathing routines, during a game of Rock Paper Scissors.

The final game to determine the winner is a best of five Rock Paper Scissors, with the loser having to tweet on the winner's account.

The loser graciously accepts their fate and engages in good-natured ribbing, showing their sportsmanship.

Throughout the competition, the competitors demonstrate a wide range of emotions, from intense focus to lighthearted laughter.

The brover pro is a unique and entertaining blend of friendly competition, humor, and gaming skill.

Transcripts

00:00

today we are doing a brover pro the goal

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very simply is to find out who the

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better gamer is but you might be

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wondering how do we do that and the

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answer is simple we are going to play a

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best of nine AKA first of five games and

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we have 10 total games to choose from

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they're split across three sections a

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neutral category which either of us have

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a chance of winning the games there are

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Battleship pong rock paper scissors and

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Tetris and then we have games that

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Advantage us so you have three games

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we're going to get into in a little bit

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and then I have three games that I

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should be a little better at the first

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win five games of these total is our

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champion and then they get to tweet on

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the losers account make sense I'm down

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all right so for our first game

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tradition okay we always start with

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Battleship okay all right you placing

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your ships um yeah okay I'm going to do

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something [ __ ] crazy check out what

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I'm [ __ ] doing right now I'm a

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[ __ ] I'm a [ __ ] psychopath oh yeah

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that's clever that is [ __ ] clever

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right there I would like to go e what's

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the final number available I'd like to

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go E10 okay

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yes you know what I I like that EO let's

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go E2 are you sure yep that's a

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hit lucky lucky guess but lonus did you

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know there is a very well studied Theory

01:18

with Battleship yeah that the first

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person to hit loses no oh okay people

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who shoot are often scared to get shot

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at the same location pause

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yeah we forgot to play with the correct

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rules you were allowed to shoot again

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cuz you hit oh um

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D2

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swing and a miss all right there's a

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theory yeah

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okay E2 just take your hip but there's a

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second part to the theory yes D2 yeah no

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I mean obviously I wasn't going to guess

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from the same come on really you know

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what I really like H1 that's a Miss okay

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E3 E3 is a hit

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M E4 E4 is a hit and sunk I sunk your

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Destroyer My Submarine he just learned

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the names of the ships actually earlier

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this afternoon I know them all now

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c4 oh C4 always blows up in your face

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Miss okay feel big when you talk to me

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like that um I mean yeah you know it's

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good for a game with so little strategy

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I feel like I'm thinking an awful lot

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let's go D9

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has no [ __ ] clue that is a Miss let's

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go D9 why you keep doing this stuff you

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hit me I knew it I knew it I knew it

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lonus and you know what the thing is

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you're against putting ships on the edge

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d8 d8 that's a Miss [ __ ] sorry brother

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let's go

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with

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G2 no I'm going to pick a different one

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all right you hit let's go with picking

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up the yellow I3 no okay that's a hit oh

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okay good um I'm going to do F6 that's a

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Miss that's a miss you missed idiot C9

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C9 is a hit lovely C8 per chance C8 is a

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Miss dastardly B2 B2 is a

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hit B4 B4 is a hit B5 is a hit not a

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sink not a sink

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E9 E9 is a hit F9 that's a Miss F9 is a

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Miss have yeah F9 is a Miss but I didn't

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syn I didn't I hit C9 D9 E9 and that's

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not a snc that's not a SN you [ __ ] up

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somewhere no you [ __ ] up royally yes

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you did yes you did I didn't you must

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have I didn't B6 uh B6 is hitting Sun I

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sunk your carrier yes that carries the

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ships no it carries planes

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almost [ __ ] that up such a [ __ ]

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ID

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E8 uh e E8 is a Miss what do you have I

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don't know man I uh how does that make

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sense I don't know man you E8 is a Miss

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I don't know what to tell you wait what

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how does this make and I didn't

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sink is he lying to me look at me is he

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lying he's not lying to me doesn't make

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sense uh okay so I sunk two ships your

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submarine and your carrier and I hit

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three on the right in a row but I didn't

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think anything right but I shot F9 and I

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missed and I shot B9 and I missed you

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didn't shoot

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B9 rewind the

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tapes

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B9 yeah that's a hit okay so that's a

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syn that's a sink I've sunk your

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battleship Battleship yes lonus Linus

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lonus you are in trouble

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I2 I2 is a

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hit he hates the edges so much it's so

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obvious H2 H2 is hitting

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oh that's huge for me yeah that's pretty

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big hold up I think I know where you

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went wait look at me for a second I'm

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not looking at you look at

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me

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I8 I8 is a hit okay now hold on a second

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your strategy is so rudimentary here

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lonus I thought this was a neutral game

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you have a strategy you set up ships

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with equal spacing away and almost equal

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flipping and and horizontal you know

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perpendicularity if you will it I I I I

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can see the board and check this out

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check this out just to prove it yeah

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this ship is going horizontally not

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touching the edge it's I9 uh that's a

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hit it's i7 that's a Miss oh you have

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one turn to make magic happen good luck

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all right well let's start with E3 that

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is a hit yeah uh let's go with E4 that

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is a SN you have sunk my submarine all

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right see you later submarine G4 that is

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a hit you have sunk my other submarine

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he it's a destroyer anyway um I have two

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submarines okay helps with Naval Combat

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um have two so

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I2 that's a Miss

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bummer good sir can I go I 10 and that's

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it that's a

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game pleasure GG this is my board so the

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one that you didn't start on two the one

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that I didn't start was was tricky yeah

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yeah tricky cuz you did catch on that I

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had a two thing going yeah but you

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didn't Venture North and I put one on

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Three yeah all right yeah no I'm telling

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you this is like if AI were to develop a

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battleship opening it' be this where

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would you like to take us okay right

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loser picks that's right so I should

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probably get a W under my belt here I

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would recommend that why don't we go

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with be saer okay so what should we go

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with folks we could do fitbeat I mean

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you're fit right yeah all right let's do

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fitbeat Expert Plus okay sure yeah

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whatever play it then we get see him try

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this

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[ __ ] wait okay he missed

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one okay why when is he even [ __ ]

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hitting them I can't hear the song so

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it's actually so much more intense

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entertaining from my point view watching

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someone play Beat saer no

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music okay no no meeme he's actually

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doing tricks on

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it it's really jittery oh okay my turn

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all right right good luck imagine I get

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it done okay are you ready here we go

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get your mind blown and your world

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[Music]

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rocked I was trying what the [ __ ] was

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that [ __ ] give me a few more attempts I

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probably get there but you just to make

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the competition even I'll I'll give it

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to you this time sure give it to this

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time all right well done well done you

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you you know what you look good out

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there thank you so that means

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technically you want a point yes which

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means it's my turn to pick a game all

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right so you going to go straight for uh

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smash actually I'm going to play Mario

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Cart okay bro unironically pick Mario

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and

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Yoshi I I don't know the meta for this

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game at all that's crazy bro the only

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Mario Karts that I've played I played a

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little bit of N64 and then I played a

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bunch of Mario Kart DS that's it and you

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just picked like the most basic two

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characters rules of buio Kart you are

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not allowed to drink while driving you

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must decide come to a stop then drink uh

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yeah what are the

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controls you know what lonus let's play

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like this you don't have to even

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drink for health H for

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[Music]

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health so much it hurts so much it's the

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worst P ever had of my life oh my my God

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this is what a second me feels like okay

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I think I'm going to lose this pretty

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bad yeah it's going to be [ __ ]

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horrible yeah can't give me a second

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beer oh my goodness there's bumps all

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over the map and everything I don't even

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know what's going on there's meatballs

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there's giant meatballs what you what do

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you a child like Whimsy where are you

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seeing meatballs I i' I've seen

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meatballs going down the mountain bro

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that's a boulder well yeah it's a

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meatball Boulder It's Made Of

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Meatballs what is this lore you're

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putting in so how hard are you going to

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like stunt on me here I'm going to go

09:29

for a second beer you're going to go for

09:31

a second beer sir a second beer is just

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hit the towers you remember 911 yeah

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where were you I was in my bedroom

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that's a suspicious Alibi are you sure

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you were in your bedroom I very sure I

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was in my bedroom I'm worried what line

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is did on 911 how old were you I'm 37 no

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on 911 2001 23 years ago 14 14 oh I

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don't trust him I thought you were going

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to drink a second beer I okay oh so

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you're just going to stop right at the

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Finish Line I and then you're going to

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chug it yeah it seems like kind of a

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hack to just chug the whole thing see I

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thought I was being you know kind of

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abusing the rules and stuff but then it

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turned out you were going to do exactly

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the same thing I mean you got to give

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him credit guy's a gamer although I

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would like to point out that I had a

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higher overall volume of liquid the

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first time Dam give me a thr beer oh my

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God imagine you are not even

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[Music]

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damn GG it's a win for me which means it

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is once again your MTH pck I mean if we

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don't do drunken fight simulator after

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you've had two beer I think we're not

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really doing it right it is fitting it

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is fitting we're going to jump right

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into it raw okay a best of five am I the

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guy on the [ __ ] ground right now yeah

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is that you moving I'm not sure look you

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asked me for games that would be fun for

10:47

the stream how do you move I don't I

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don't think it's supposed to be quite

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this bad what is this [ __ ] game now I

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can't turn around my guy will not turn

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around I I really think it might be

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broken if you're in front of me right

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now I'd [ __ ] kick your teeth in I'd

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kick your [ __ ] teeth in dude we're

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doing practice together we look like

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we're in a [ __ ] martial arts class

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for 50-year-old retirees I'm coming you

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know what no no I got a plan are you ass

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kicking me what is it were you kicking

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me with your ass is that your big plan

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look I came up with a plan you don't

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have to like the plan but you got to

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respect the

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plan good luck catching me how the [ __ ]

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did you do that come at me bro Bo boom

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boom let's go [ __ ] that was a good

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kick I'll give you that it was a good

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kick lonus I'm coming back to the

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cage dude I I I'm losing no fence man

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I'm losing no [ __ ] fence out

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here dude dude there's no way there's no

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[ __ ] way I spent that much time

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trying to get to you and then you jumped

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over the fence

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again you're pissing me off oh man okay

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so can I can I be a stack with you yeah

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keep it a stack I have 300 hours in this

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game no I'm I'm kidding I would be sad

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for you if

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I mine is the worst [ __ ] game I've

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ever played in my [ __ ] life I promise

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you it is the worst i' would rather play

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Nintendo dmca simulator than

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[Laughter]

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this let's

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go it doesn't have an animation that's

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it that's the end

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the end of the game is I just lie dead

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on the floor why did you recommend this

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game

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f oh man I never played teken eight in

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my damn life you know what I'm going

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Nina n Willam Nina vers Panda yeah okay

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I think we know what would happen in the

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real

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world I would beat you as the panda yeah

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probably going somewhere going some you

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have a gun yeah yeah why am I so sexual

12:59

wow that is that is some furry [ __ ]

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right there okay so it's a best of five

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I need figure I need to figure out the

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controls uh I okay

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I I mean well that's good

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now what was that a heat smash

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apparently what you what are you doing

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on the ground there P I'm I'm I am

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checking my controls here realize you're

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lying down on the ground I don't even

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know how to jump were you baiting me for

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a rage were you baiting oh you blocked

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it I know by accident honestly how do

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you grab I don't

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know all right someone help me with the

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controls I don't know how to jump d-pad

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up it's not doing it it worked for me

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you have to hold it what you got to hold

13:44

it I'm telling you that's stupid people

13:46

don't jump in this game apparently

13:47

you're dumb all right well that's

13:50

fine wait

13:52

time oh buzzer beater what I beat you in

13:56

the last [ __ ] second I think it's

13:58

pretty clear what's happening in this

14:01

one [ __ ] Jesus [ __ ]

14:06

Christ oh

14:09

[ __ ] I put you in a little [ __ ] ball

14:12

what is this bye-bye bye-bye now am I

14:14

dead no but you're about to be not

14:21

uhoh how' you figure out how to do it I

14:23

was spamming buttons how the [ __ ] did

14:25

you figure that out oh I I had the

14:28

controller settings

14:30

up oh sorry oh that was cheesy wow no

14:35

I'll take some hits I'll take some hits

14:37

hit me you five seconds hit me I can't

14:39

hit

14:44

me all right GG lus it's not your game

14:47

I'm going to say that no definitely not

14:49

hey let's go back to taking two days

14:51

that's fine that means I get to pick the

14:52

game so right now the score is 3 to2 in

14:56

my favor and you want to go towerful

14:58

yeah let's go towerful okay let's do it

14:59

what do you think what do you think I

15:00

look the most like Assassin Prince

15:04

that's the nicest thing you ever said to

15:05

me in my life oh my God these controls

15:09

though all right oh this is man this is

15:12

going to mess with

15:14

me wo wo wo that was L2 L R2 R2

15:20

R2 okay all right all right I'm I'm

15:22

getting this I'm getting this these

15:24

controls being different is I mean just

15:26

think of it like an Xbox controller are

15:28

they're the same as Xbox no it's not

15:30

yeah why would R2 be Pa it is

15:34

silly where'd you go yeah you got me he

15:37

jumped on my head that kills you oh yeah

15:39

having my jump button be fire and my

15:41

fire button be jumped is actually a

15:42

really big problem jump on your

15:46

[Music]

15:49

head no reverse let's go you're a little

15:52

rat you're a little rat I feel like I

15:54

play Cool in a

15:57

way oh wait hold up I actually meant to

15:59

do that that was rough I did a drop

16:01

through left shot while falling dude

16:03

yeah that was awesome you did

16:07

good so those are drill arrows look if

16:10

I'm not going to use my knowledge of the

16:12

game to win kind of like you did and

16:14

then I'm not really playing BR versus

16:16

right I hear you look at his posture

16:18

he's like dude shut up shut up I don't

16:21

even give a [ __ ] I don't even give a

16:23

[ __ ] I tried to dodge again

16:29

oh my God this is how I win a bro vers

16:31

bro I get into his [ __ ] head I set

16:33

him up with the worst setup of all

16:37

time that hesi was crazy check out the

16:41

hesi though in the replay look at this I

16:43

held

16:44

it that hesy was crazy so this is my

16:47

last life if I lose uh a little bit okay

16:51

I got to play smart okay I'm not going

16:53

to lie you're in a little bit touble

16:54

here oh not bad not bad not bad Mr hug

17:00

sorry look I have to I I have to try to

17:03

win the ones I how how do your arrows

17:05

[ __ ] do that I mean yours do too you

17:08

just have to like have a line of sight

17:09

to me I think it'd be a little more fun

17:11

if I were to beat you at geoguesser

17:15

Canada cuz you're famously Canadian am I

17:17

famously Canadian I mean I am Canadian I

17:19

mean you say buddy and you talk about

17:21

Vancouver hey how's it going there buddy

17:23

that's what I'm saying so you see this

17:26

right now this is Canada sorry this is

17:29

not Canada this could be anywhere in the

17:30

world this is somewhere okay what you

17:32

need to do simply based off your

17:35

knowledge you would have to figure out

17:36

where you are so where would you think

17:38

this is just a gut shot uh I would say

17:41

this is rural United States somewhere so

17:44

you just click where you think it

17:46

is and then you get a score based off

17:49

the distance from the actual location so

17:51

it's actually Michigan okay not a bad

17:53

guess you got half the total score you

17:54

could get all right so are you scared by

17:56

how close I was 750 6 mil that's how far

18:00

we live from each other in the real

18:02

world and I don't go to your house on

18:04

weekends for

18:05

dinner the only other piece of info I'll

18:07

give you is um Good Luck okay sure all

18:10

right see you later oh man I'm down to

18:12

30 seconds I got no idea I'm in the most

18:15

generic ass suburb of all time oh man

18:19

okay screw it we're in um let's say

18:21

London Ontario see if I can even find

18:23

that oh crap where okay we're in Thunder

18:25

Bay good enough

18:32

well we are not off to a good start that

18:34

is like 30 mil from where I live okay

18:37

well this one's this one's a little bit

18:39

too

18:41

easy really New Brunswick all right all

18:44

right I can pull this together I can

18:47

pull this

18:48

together okay what do we got what do we

18:50

got here oh oh heck yeah Pro nest

18:54

whatever okay I know that we're around

18:56

here somewhere

18:59

okay you know what close enough who whoa

19:01

whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa okay well one

19:03

of these where's where the hell is

19:06

Lindsay okay screw it I'm just going to

19:08

go here and hope for the best all right

19:10

nailed it 62 miles that first one man

19:13

that was rough this just looks like

19:16

rural butt [ __ ] could be anywhere I mean

19:19

that they don't even have concrete on

19:21

the

19:22

road 342 mil all right I got 10,300

19:26

points my biggest problem was the the

19:28

first one I was way off and

19:31

embarrassingly the spot was like 50 mi

19:34

from home you move a lot faster than me

19:37

this is definitely feeling East Coast

19:38

suburbs I'm going to go Quebec I'm going

19:41

to go just outside of

19:44

Ottawa all right what was your score I

19:47

forget doesn't really matter burn

19:50

Burnham Thor in Miss

19:54

missa Miss Saga burn Burnham Thorp in

19:57

Miss Sagwa

19:59

Miss Saga sounds like a North name Miss

20:02

Saga it's pronounced Miss Saga but yeah

20:05

pretty good oh mailed it 4,900 points

20:10

okay I'm in trouble now that's juicy

20:11

that is a juicy that's a that's a wor so

20:13

back guess I should have moved a lot

20:15

faster call me crazy I'm going to go

20:18

back to

20:19

Calgary oh 705 area code that's

20:22

Calgary

20:24

nice no you got signs here you got this

20:27

you got this got see means Canada Chris

20:30

Cur Curtis a progressive Conservative

20:32

candidate for Dartmouth South I'm a

20:35

little stressed out I actually don't

20:36

think

20:37

I'm Canadian recycling hey

20:43

thanks okay that's a good guess that's a

20:45

good guess I'll take that Nova Scotia

20:47

Nova Scotia I need to [ __ ] this oh I

20:49

could win chill chill chill I didn't

20:51

realize how few points you get for being

20:53

really far away chill chill chill it

20:55

does it say Manitoba it looks like it

20:57

says Manitoba it does say Manitoba so

20:59

let's go to Manitoba which is really

21:01

[ __ ] big the 9 South and the 4 East

21:05

to Selkirk setk right there oh he's got

21:08

this he's got this there and there's the

21:11

four wait what was lus to score

21:14

10,324 so if my number is higher than

21:17

that I win I think you got it I think

21:18

you got

21:24

it all right GG that's crazy that's

21:28

crazy easy GG oh my God I can't believe

21:31

I screwed up that first one oh my god

21:34

dude the Vancouver mess up well okay

21:37

lonus because of that the score is now

21:38

4-3 it's not over you seemed ejected

21:40

like you lost I get to pick the next

21:42

game all right you know what let's go

21:44

with the game of my generation Hong I

21:46

was afraid you'd say

21:54

that oh no okay I got 12 bricks it's not

21:58

bad I'm breaked up watching

22:01

you some [ __ ] high octane

22:05

gaming what was that it glitches through

22:08

the corners they didn't design them

22:10

[Music]

22:13

well that was a great round that was a

22:15

great

22:17

round you're so close to getting through

22:20

the back

22:21

[Music]

22:23

layer

22:25

No

22:27

102 oh boy boy I'm in trouble boys I'm

22:29

in trouble boys he's got control he's

22:32

got control of the brick Crusher dot

22:35

he's got he's got dot

22:36

control okay all right fine that's

22:40

fine I'm in

22:43

trouble I'm lean It In fairness to him

22:45

the controls are really laggy if you

22:48

guys can see it through the camera it

22:49

means it's that much worse in real life

22:51

some of you are Philistines but a lot of

22:53

you were able to see it through the

22:55

camera Philistine means you believe in

22:58

Jesus

23:01

[Music]

23:07

no dude I almost got that you can't

23:09

freaking be like little snickering

23:11

noises cuz it made me think about it

23:13

okay I'll be quiet I'll be quiet shut

23:14

the [ __ ] up shut up lius no lius stop

23:18

[Music]

23:23

it [ __ ] [ __ ] you [ __ ] you

23:26

[Music]

23:30

can I say two things yeah first off it

23:33

wasn't laggy it's really laggy it's not

23:36

laggy look it's super laggy it's it's

23:38

instant watch watch this finger flick

23:43

again and it starts moving that is

23:47

really bad blood might be right look you

23:50

can't argue with me about input leg what

23:52

can I argue with you about I mean lots

23:54

of things you could argue with me about

23:56

uh vasectomies he doesn't respect me I

23:58

don't think he can

24:00

come all right lonus yes you beat me in

24:04

breakout I did it's four to four it's

24:06

four to four we have two options you

24:08

lost the last game so you get to pick

24:10

right yep and we have two options okay

24:12

we can either play a game known as

24:15

Tetris or we can settle this like men

24:18

okay best of five RPS winner tweets on

24:20

the losers account would I want to even

24:22

tweet on his account the hard

24:24

are wow that's a low blow didn't think

24:27

you were here winner of this RPS wins

24:29

the BR bro is considered the better game

24:32

but it doesn't make sense why cuz it's

24:33

not even a I mean is it not a game I

24:36

mean it's the ultimate game it's the

24:37

game of the mind there's zero technical

24:39

input involved there's no lag you know

24:41

what honestly I'm happy to have made it

24:43

this far because unlike some people I

24:46

don't play video games for a living

24:48

who's he talking about Rock Paper

24:50

Scissors

24:51

Shoot Rock Paper Scissors Shoot you're a

24:55

crazy [ __ ] Rock Paper Scissors Shoot

24:58

really you're just going to rock the

24:59

whole thing all right that's fine that's

25:01

fine that's good I got to switch Rock

25:02

Paper Scissors

25:07

Shoot Rock Paper Scissors

25:11

Shoot holy [ __ ] Rock Paper Scissors

25:15

Shoot wow scissors what is your [ __ ]

25:19

Dark Twisted mind thinking about I don't

25:21

know man Rock Paper Scissors

25:24

Shoot that's brutal you're in my [ __ ]

25:27

head right now man not though chill out

25:30

Rock Paper Scissors

25:31

Shoot you're sick [ __ ] who goes Rock

25:35

there I no I don't know how to I don't

25:37

play this game stop beating me and

25:40

saying you don't play the game this is a

25:41

game for my

25:42

kids look at

25:45

me look at me dude oh that's weird you

25:48

can't make that face what face that's e

25:51

it's really gross why you say he was my

25:53

sexy face can I ask one question I I

25:55

really don't think that's part of the

25:56

game do you shower in the morning or not

25:58

I'm a night time shower let's go okay

26:01

Rock Paper Scissors

26:03

Shoot do you sometimes shower in the day

26:06

uh very occasionally it's [ __ ]

26:08

obvious I actually bath more than I

26:09

shower though so I guess I can that's

26:11

why is your heart not racing fast I'm no

26:14

I'm stressed I I want to win I like

26:16

winning okay chill Rock Paper Scissors

26:21

Shoot GG [ __ ] L is no I lost to a

26:26

[ __ ] Boomer

26:28

I I really was not I was not expecting

26:30

this because as I said already I'm not

26:33

really a gamer do you know how [ __ ]

26:35

sad it is to lose you and then have a

26:37

speech be told about how you don't even

26:39

play video games you're you were you you

26:40

played a good game of rock paper

26:41

scissors I don't don't you can't beat me

26:44

and then say that you know how many

26:45

[ __ ] months I'm going to hear how I

26:47

lost to a boomer well you get a tweet on

26:48

my account you get a tweet you something

26:50

in mind Hey Von do you want to pick

26:52

something you guys don't have to decide

26:53

right now you can wait if you want and

26:54

forget about it it's not a big deal if

26:55

you guys want to skip it too honestly I

26:56

was drunk throughout this whole really

26:58

count okay she just wants to work okay

27:00

you know what I'm going to let chat

27:01

decide then they're all just going to

27:03

say hard R you're asking my chat what to

27:06

say just going to say hard art wow this

27:09

is actually pretty good I must be

27:11

uncircumcised the way that

27:13

Jesus that's that's the kind of probably

27:15

tweet anyway dude I know I wouldn't what

27:17

do you think I am a sick F he just read

27:19

out a tweet that said I must be

27:20

uncircumcised the way this cheese piling

27:22

up and then he said you would tweet that

27:24

anyway which is like one of the most

27:26

insulting things yeah loving this new

27:29

vasectomy dick cheese is a problem of my

27:32

past yeah we got to we got to have fun

27:34

okay this this is fun it's not fun to

27:36

win unless you like really rub it in

27:41

LT is that is that what you want to be

27:43

attached

27:44

to lonus thank you so much for being on

27:48

my stream I pray it's the last

27:51

time H that was fun yeah yeah no it was

27:54

definitely uh an experience

27:57

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