Jimmy Kimmel’s Oscars Monologue 2024
Summary
TLDRThe script appears to be a humorous monologue from a host at the 96th Oscars, touching on various topics such as the long year in movies, the achievements of the nominees, and industry-related issues like the strike against artificial intelligence in acting. The host uses wit and satire to comment on the state of the film industry, the lengths of movies, and the personal achievements of actors and filmmakers, promising surprises in the acting categories.
Takeaways
- 🎬 The 96th Oscars ceremony is being hosted by Jimmy Kimmel, taking place at the Dolby Theatre in Hollywood.
- 🥳 The show starts an hour early but is expected to run late, with the host humorously acknowledging being 5 minutes over schedule already.
- 🎥 It's been a challenging year for the film industry, but also a great one, with many excellent films and memorable performances.
- 🏆 'Barbie' is mentioned as a significant achievement, turning a plastic doll into a feminist icon under the direction of Greta Gerwig.
- 🌟 Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling are recognized for their roles and are playfully teased by the host about their genetic lottery.
- 🎞 Christopher Nolan's 'Oppenheimer' is highlighted, with a humorous note about his avoidance of smartphones and email.
- 🤣 Robert Downey Jr.'s career is celebrated, with a playful jab at his past and a nod to his current success.
- 🎥 The length of movies in the top 10 this year is noted to have increased significantly compared to previous years.
- 🏆 'Poor Things' directed by Yuros Lanos is mentioned, with both the director and editor sharing the same name.
- 🌐 Three foreign language films are up for Best Picture for the first time ever, showcasing diversity in nominations.
- 🎭 A new category for achievement in casting is teased as a future addition to the Oscars, highlighting the importance of casting in the industry.
Q & A
Who is hosting the 96th Oscars according to the transcript?
-Jimmy Kimmel is hosting the 96th Oscars.
What is a notable achievement mentioned about the movie 'Barbie' in the script?
-The movie 'Barbie' is noted for turning a plastic doll that was not popular anymore into a feminist icon, thanks to Greta Gerwig's direction.
What is a unique fact about Christopher Nolan mentioned in the script?
-Christopher Nolan does not use a smartphone or email, and he writes his scripts on a computer with no internet connection.
Which actor is teased in the script for having a very rectangular penis?
-Robert Downey Jr. is teased with this comment.
What is the significance of the 48-year gap between nominations for Robert De Niro and Jodie Foster?
-The significance is that in 1976, Jodie Foster was young enough to be Robert De Niro's daughter, but now she is 20 years too old to be his girlfriend.
Which actress is mentioned as the first Native American ever to be nominated for Best Actress?
-Lily Gladstone is the first Native American to be nominated for Best Actress.
How many foreign language films are up for Best Picture for the first time ever?
-Three foreign language films are up for Best Picture for the first time ever.
What new category is being added to the Oscars in the future?
-An Oscar for achievement in casting is being considered for addition in the future.
What was the main concern during the actors' and writers' strike mentioned in the script?
-The main concern during the strike was to secure protections against artificial intelligence replacing actors.
Which actress is mentioned for playing roles in two of the foreign language films nominated for Best Picture?
-Sandra Huler is mentioned for playing roles in two of the foreign language films nominated for Best Picture.
What does the host promise about the show's length?
-The host promises to make the show go really long so that the behind-the-scenes workers get a lot of overtime pay.
Outlines
🎤 Introduction and Oscars Kickoff
The script begins with the host, Jimmy Kimmel, welcoming the audience to the 96th Oscars. He humorously mentions his hunger after not eating for three weeks and acknowledges the early start of the show. Kimmel praises the actors and the achievements of the film industry despite the challenges of the past year. He also teases the audience with the length of the show, promising a long night ahead. The host highlights the success of the movie 'Barbie' and its transformation into a feminist icon under the direction of Greta Gerwig. Kimmel playfully addresses Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling, joking about their genetic lottery win. He also mentions the box office success of 'Oppenheimer' directed by Christopher Nolan, who has a unique approach to his work by avoiding digital distractions. The paragraph ends with a nod to the talent in the room and the anticipation of the night's events.
🏆 Robert Downey Jr. and Industry Trivia
This paragraph focuses on Robert Downey Jr.'s career and his current status as a highly accomplished actor. Kimmel humorously discusses an old movie of Downey's and praises his acting skills. The host then shares some Oscars trivia, noting the 48-year recurrence of nominations for Robert Duvall and Jodie Foster, comparing their ages and relationships in 1976 to the present day. Kimmel congratulates Lily Gladstone for her nomination, highlighting her journey to recognition and the importance of her role. The paragraph also touches on the trend of long movies in the past year and the literal captivation of audiences. The host mentions Bradley Cooper and his mother's frequent appearances at award shows, leading to a joke about the nature of their relationship. Kimmel ends this section by sharing some fun facts about the film industry and the strike for protections against artificial intelligence, emphasizing the unity and resilience of the Hollywood community.
🎭 Future of Oscars and Recognition of Behind-the-Scenes Workers
The final paragraph discusses the future addition of an Oscar category for achievement in casting, highlighting the impact this will have on actors. Kimmel humorously points out the irony of watching others win for roles they were considered for. The host reflects on the challenges of the past year, mentioning a child actor's growth and the industry's resilience. Kimmel thanks Stephen and his wife for their support during the actors' strike, emphasizing the importance of protections against AI in the industry. The paragraph concludes with a heartfelt acknowledgment of the behind-the-scenes workers who contributed to the success of the film industry. Kimmel encourages the audience to applaud these unsung heroes and promises to stand with them in their future negotiations, ending with a commitment to ensure a lengthy show for maximum overtime pay for these workers.
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Keywords
💡Oscars
💡Jimmy Kimmel
💡Barbie
💡Greta Gerwig
💡Margot Robbie
💡Christopher Nolan
💡Robert Downey Jr.
💡Emma Stone
💡Bradley Cooper
💡Strike
💡Artificial Intelligence (AI)
💡Casting
Highlights
Jimmy Kimmel hosts the 96th Oscars ceremony.
The Oscars start an hour early but will still end late.
It was a challenging year for the film industry but also a great year for movies.
Barbie, a movie directed by Greta Gerwig, becomes a feminist icon.
Greta Gerwig is recognized but not nominated for best director.
Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling star in the successful film, Barbie.
Christopher Nolan's film, Oppenheimer, is mentioned as a box office success.
Christopher Nolan's unique work habits are highlighted, including not using a smartphone or email.
Robert Downey Jr.'s career is celebrated, with a humorous comment on his appearance.
The average length of top 10 movies in the year is 2 hours and 23 minutes, up from previous years.
Bradley Cooper brings his mother as his date to the Oscars, sparking a humorous question about their relationship.
Robert De Niro and Jodie Foster are nominated again, 48 years after their Taxi Driver nominations.
Lily Gladstone becomes the first Native American nominated for best actress.
Sandra Huller stars in two foreign language films nominated for best picture.
A new Oscar category for achievement in casting is teased for the future.
The strike for protections against artificial intelligence in the film industry is mentioned.
The community spirit of the film industry is celebrated, with acknowledgment of the support from various workers.
The importance of the team behind the scenes is highlighted, with a call for applause.
There are five surprises planned for the acting categories.
Transcripts
close your
eyes now
[Music]
[Applause]
feel you're so
beautiful I know I was just thinking
that I haven't eaten in 3 weeks
I'm so hungry I have to go host the
Oscars live from the goldie theater at
OAS Hollywood please welcome tonight's
host Jimmy
Kimel thank you thank you thank you hi
everybody well it's very kind thank you
thank you very
[Music]
much thank you for that partial Standing
Ovation and welcome to the 96th Oscars
everybody look at these beautiful human
actors what an honor it is to be here
thank you for having me back and
congratulations to each and every one of
you for making it to the Academy Awards
and for making it on time the uh show as
you know is starting an hour early this
year but don't worry it will still end
very very late in fact we're already 5
minutes over and I am not
joking I'm not going to lie it's going
to be a long night after what was a long
year it was a hard year but it was also
a great year for movies despite the fact
that everything stopped the people in
this room somehow managed to come up
with so many excellent films and so many
memorable performances this night is
full of enormous talent and Untold
potential but so was Madam web so who
knows are we all to a bumpy start okay
this is a meaningful occasion for most
of you I know that and I know that
winning an Oscar is something you've
dreamed about since you were a kid and
now here we are all dressed up
celebrating the best of the best
beginning with the biggest movie of the
year Barbie Barbie was a monster
head what a thing what an achievement to
take a plastic doll nobody even liked
anymore I mean my wife before this movie
you'd have had a better chance of
getting my wife to buy our daughter a
pack of maror Reds than a Barbie doll
now Barbie's a feminist icon thanks to
Greta Gerwig who many believe deserve to
be nominated for best
director hold
on I know you're clapping but you're the
ones who didn't vote for her by the way
don't act like you had nothing to do
with this and I don't want to leave out
Margo Robbie Margot put this giant hit
together
she you did marle
Robbie and Ryan goling are here tonight
look kids it's Barbie and Ken sitting
just me near each other Ryan and Margot
I want you to know that even if neither
one of you wins an Oscar tonight you
both already won the something much more
important the genetic
Lottery
Ryan you are so
hot let's go camping together and not
tell our
wives and then we have the other major
box office winner this
year Oppenheimer directed by the great
Christopher Nolan also a very attractive
man and this is a very this is a
fascinating person Christopher Nolan
doesn't have a smartphone he doesn't use
email he and he writes his scripts on a
computer with no internet connection
connection which is a powerful way of
saying I will not allow my porn
addiction to get in the way of my
work Christopher is joined by his
longtime collaborator Killian Murphy who
is just wonderful Killian
is interesting fact about his name it's
pronounced Killian when he does drama
when he does comedy it's
sanne and congratulations to selanne's
co-star Robert Downey Jr who is this
night
is this is the highest point of Robert
Downey Jr's long and illustrious career
well one of the highest
points um
but Robert has been
a was that two on the nose or is that a
drug motion you
made but look at him I mean look at this
guy he's so handsome so so talented he's
won every award there is to win is that
an acceptance speech in your pocket or
do you just have a very rectangular
penis what a story not even 20 years ago
things weren't going that great for
Robert he played the villain and correct
me if I have this wrong in a movie where
Tim Allen turns into a dog right and if
you ever decide to remake that film I
have just a guy to play Tim Allen that
is is where is he
Messi
who even though he's a dog may have
given the performance of the year in
anatomy of a fall Messi has an overdose
scene if you've seen it you know it is
incredible honestly I haven't seen a
french actor eat vomit like that since
Gerard de
partu the second most nominated movie of
the year is poor things directed by
yuros
Lanos there he
is not only is Yos nominated for best
director his editor whose name is also
Yos Yos mavra serus is nominated too we
have two yoses in the house
tonight will they both win your ghost is
as good as
mine all right let's get uh 20 seconds
for room
tone
Emma Stone is an Oscar nominee for fifth
time right the fifth time this is and
she is Emma you
are you're so unbelievably great in poor
things Emma played an adult woman with
the brain of a child like the lady who
gave the rebuttal to the State of the
Union on Thursday
night
and and you were just amazing there were
so many great movies that held audiences
captive this year and I mean that
literally your movies were too long this
year the average length of the top 10
movies was 2 hours and 23 minutes that's
up 30 minutes from 3 years ago when I
went to see killers of the flower Moon I
had my mail forwarded to the
theater killers of the flower moon is so
long in the time it takes you to watch
it you could drive to Oklahoma and solve
the murders
yourself the multi- telled Bradley
Bradley Cooper is here with us tonight
with his he's got another best picture
nominee with maestro
Bradley brought your mom to the show
tonight hi Mrs Cooper how are you you're
doing good great uh Bradley brings his
mother to every award show right you was
dated last year at the Oscars and not
okay but the and the Tony and the uh
Soul Train Awards Etc it's very sweet
but I guess the question is how many
times can one bring his mom as his date
before he is actually dating his
mom are you working on a movie about
Freud right now and not telling us
here's some fun Oscar trivia 48 years
ago Robert dairo and Jody Foster were
nominated for taxi driver and they are
both nominated again
tonight 1976 was the
year and that's pretty
crazy in 1976 Jodie Foster is young
enough to be Robert Dinero's daughter
now she's 20 years too old to be his
girlfriend
I also want to congratulate Robert's
clar Lily Gladstone who is the first
Native American ever to be nominated for
best
actress and she um for killers in the
flower Moon and if you saw it you know
that it was rivy and did you know that
before she got this movie Lily was ready
to quit acting and take a job at the
Department of Agriculture tracking
murder Hornets right yeah and now she's
nominated for an Oscar which is so great
for her but also makes me worried that
no one's tracking these murder
Hornets Lily is an excellent company we
have many first-time acting nominees
tonight including Emily Blunt Jeffrey
Wright Sterling K Brown America
Ferrera America Daniel Brooks Coleman
Domingo davine Joy Randolph and Sandra
huler for the first time ever three
foreign language films are up for best
picture and two of them star Sandra
hooler which is I
mean
Sandra two movies Sandra plays a woman
on trial for murdering her husband in
anatomy of a fall and a Nazi housewife
Living Next to awit in the zone of
interest and while these are very heavy
subjects for American movie goers in uh
Sandra's native Germany they're called
romcoms for the first time in more than
two decades we're adding a new category
to the Oscars not tonight don't worry in
the future they will be adding an Oscar
for achievement and casting which yeah
you better you better applaud for
that and that is great news for actors
because now not only we'll be able to
watch someone else win an Oscar for a
part you didn't get you will also be
able to watch the person who didn't
think you were right for it win won
too what a year we've had it was a tough
year remember that kid from the
fabl this is what he looks like
now very good to have you here
Stephen Stephen are you nominated
tonight or are you here because you have
season
tickets Stephen and his wife K Capa
donated a lot of money to help actors
and writers who are out of work over the
summer we were on strike for a long time
for 148 days for 5 months this group of
writers actors directors the people who
actually make the film said we will not
accept a deal well not the directors you
guys folded immediately but the rest of
us said we will not accept a deal
without protections against artificial
intelligence and as a result actors no
longer have to worry about getting
replaced by AI thanks to this historic
agreement actors are now able to go back
to worrying about being replaced by
younger more attractive people and I
think that's great and writers could AI
have written Transformers rise of the
beasts yes the answer is yes we learned
a lot while we're out on those picket
lines this the strike raised existential
questions about our industry like if a
movie premieres at the Grove and there
are no actors there to promote it does
Mario Lopez make a
sound and now that the strike is over
now that Fran dresser has returned to
her volunteer work reading loudly to the
hearing impaired we can be proud of the
fact that this long and difficult work
stoppage taught us that this very
strange town of ours as pretentious and
superficial as it could be at its heart
is a union town it's it's not just a
bunch of heavily botoxed haly Bieber
smoothie drinking diabetes prescription
abusing Gluten Sensitive neppo babies
with perpetually shivering Chihuahua
this is a coalition of strong
hardworking mentally tough American
laborers women and men who would 100 %
for sure die if we even had to touch the
handle of a
shovel but the reason we were able to
make a deal is because of the people who
rally beside us so before we celebrate
ourselves let's have a very
well-deserved Round of Applause for the
people who work behind the scenes the
teamsters the truck drivers the lighting
cre sound camera gappers
grips that's right all the people who
refuse to cross the picking lines there
they
are if you're wearing Sketchers to the
Oscars Take a Bow come on guys take a
bow Take a Bow you deserve it thank you
for standing with
us and also we want you to know
that in your upcoming negotiation we
will stand with you
too and also I'm going to make sure this
show goes really long tonight so you get
a ton of
overtime it's golden time everybody
should we give out some Oscars all right
we have surprises planned for each of
the acting categories tonight five
surprises in fact and we're going to
kick it off with the Oscar for actress
in a supporting
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