If you wish me “Happy Birthday” you get banned

DougDougDoug
28 Apr 202424:59

Summary

TLDRThe transcript captures a unique and humorous interaction on a live stream where the streamer implements a series of increasingly complex rules to prevent viewers from wishing him a happy birthday. The rules escalate to the point of banning users for using certain words or punctuation, and even for expressing happiness. The streamer's attempts to control the chat lead to a chaotic and engaging environment, with the use of a 'bot' to enforce the rules. The narrative takes a turn when the streamer introduces a 'Thanos snap' style rule, giving viewers a 50/50 chance of being banned with each message sent. This high-stakes game leads to a significant reduction in the chat population, but also creates an entertaining and memorable experience for those who remain. The summary of this script showcases the streamer's creative approach to community engagement, highlighting the blend of chaos and camaraderie that ensues.

Takeaways

  • 🎉 The streamer is celebrating their birthday but wants to focus on the game rather than the birthday celebrations.
  • 🚫 The streamer implements a chat bot to ban users who mention their birthday, aiming to prevent the chat from being overwhelmed by birthday messages.
  • 😅 Despite the ban rules, the community finds creative ways to wish the streamer a happy birthday, leading to a humorous and challenging cat-and-mouse game.
  • 💻 The streamer uses coding to expand the bot's banning criteria to include various related terms and even punctuation to prevent workarounds.
  • 🔫 The chat rules become increasingly complex, leading to accidental banning of innocent users and creating a tense and chaotic environment.
  • 🤖 The streamer addresses a situation where bots are causing issues and takes action to ban them to maintain the integrity of the stream.
  • 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 The streamer expresses concern about the community's reaction and the potential loss of viewers due to the strict chat rules.
  • ⏲️ The streamer introduces a 'Thanos snap' style rule where there's a 50% chance a user gets banned upon sending a message, adding a risky element to chatting.
  • 🚨 The use of the bot leads to a significant reduction in the number of active chatters, with thousands potentially banned for a week.
  • 🎮 The streamer, although having lost a substantial part of their audience due to the bot, decides to proceed with playing a video game as originally planned.
  • 🤔 The streamer contemplates the impact of their actions on the community, including the potential for lost viewership and a temporarily smaller community.

Q & A

  • What was the main event that the streamer wanted to avoid discussing on the stream?

    -The streamer wanted to avoid discussing his birthday.

  • What was the punishment for wishing the streamer a happy birthday?

    -The punishment was a ban from the streamer's channel for a week.

  • How did the streamer attempt to control the chat and prevent birthday wishes?

    -The streamer implemented a bot that would automatically ban users for mentioning his birthday or related terms.

  • What was the streamer's reaction when people continued to wish him a happy birthday despite the ban?

    -The streamer expanded the bot's banning criteria to include more variations and related words to prevent people from getting around the ban.

  • What was the streamer's strategy to allow birthday wishes for others without triggering his own ban?

    -The streamer made an exception in the bot's code to allow birthday wishes for specific individuals like Jonathan Davis, as long as his name wasn't mentioned.

  • What was the streamer's final solution to the issue of people finding ways around the birthday ban?

    -The streamer decided to remove his own name from the bot's banning criteria, allowing people to talk freely as long as they didn't wish him a happy birthday.

  • What game was the streamer planning to play during the stream?

    -The streamer planned to play a game called Spunky.

  • How did the streamer's actions affect the Twitch chat community?

    -The streamer's actions led to a significant number of bans, reducing the active chat community and potentially affecting the stream's atmosphere.

  • What was the streamer's attitude towards the chaos and banning in the chat?

    -The streamer seemed to find humor in the situation and appeared to be engaged in creating an interactive experience, despite the chaos.

  • What was the streamer's concern about the Twitch contract and guidelines?

    -The streamer was concerned that the banning might violate the Twitch contract and guidelines, which could affect his ability to stream on the platform.

  • How did the streamer attempt to regain control over the chat after the 'Thanos snap' rule was implemented?

    -The streamer tried to turn off the 'Thanos snap' rule and expressed a desire to return to playing Spunky, hoping to regain a more controlled chat environment.

Outlines

00:00

🎉 Birthday Celebrations and Bans

The speaker starts by expressing gratitude for a normal day and humorously acknowledges turning 53. They recount a past birthday stream where they tried to move on from birthday wishes to focus on gaming, but the chat kept wishing them a happy birthday. This year, they implement a system to ban users from their channel for a week if they mention the birthday. The system is refined to allow exceptions for wishing other people happy birthday, but it ends up causing confusion and many accidental bans. The speaker also touches on the anniversary of Operation Desert Storm and the game Spunky 2O, aiming to beat it without killing any enemies.

05:02

🚫 Chat Rules and Bans

The speaker discusses the chat rules they've set up to prevent anyone from wishing them a happy birthday, which leads to various complications and many users getting banned. They attempt to make exceptions for wishing other people happy birthday, but the chat finds loopholes. The speaker then introduces more rules, such as requiring messages to include the current time and banning certain words and punctuation. This results in a significant number of users, including moderators and a VIP, getting banned. The speaker seems to enjoy the chaos and the focus shifts from birthday wishes to the game.

10:03

🎮 Focus on Gaming and Community Dynamics

The speaker expresses a lack of concern about their birthday and a desire to focus on playing Spunky. They mention the loss of viewers due to the chat bans and discuss the impact on the community. The speaker introduces a new rule requiring messages to include vowels and prohibits consecutive identical letters. They reflect on the loss of potential viewers and the temporary nature of the bans. The speaker also contemplates the idea of unbanning everyone for the next stream and ends the paragraph by activating a 'Thanos snap' style rule, where there's a 50% chance of getting banned upon sending a message.

15:03

😤 Dealing with Chat Striking and Bans

The speaker addresses a chat strike and implements rules to prevent it, such as banning messages with certain punctuation. They also discuss the possibility of losing viewers due to the strict chat rules and the impact on their streaming experience. The speaker humorously suggests that the chat is engaging in performance art through the chaos. They end the paragraph by activating a function called 'defeat the stream,' which gives users a small chance to end the stream and a higher chance to ban themselves or others.

20:04

🕒 Time-based Chat Rules and Stream Survival

The speaker talks about the challenges of enforcing chat rules, particularly around the time of day, which leads to more bans. They mention the loss of mods and the decreasing need for moderation as the number of people in the community decreases. The speaker proposes a game where users can attempt to ban mods or end the stream with a very low probability. They activate the 'twitch chat Eliminator,' which introduces a high-stakes element to the chat interaction. The paragraph ends with the speaker preparing to play Spunky, despite the chaos in the chat.

Mindmap

Keywords

💡Birthday

Birthday is the anniversary of the birth of a person. In the video script, the speaker humorously expresses a desire not to celebrate his own birthday and implements a chat bot to ban users who mention it. This becomes a central theme as the streamer interacts with the audience about the ban.

💡Twitch Chat

Twitch Chat refers to the live chat feature on the streaming platform Twitch, where viewers can interact with the streamer and each other in real time. The script revolves around the use of Twitch Chat for audience interaction, with the streamer manipulating chat rules to create a unique experience.

💡Ban

In the context of online communities, a 'ban' is an action taken by moderators or administrators to restrict a user's access to the community, often for violating rules. The script frequently mentions the act of banning users from the chat as a running gag and a method to control the conversation.

💡Stream

A 'stream' in this context refers to a live broadcast on a platform like Twitch, where the streamer plays video games and interacts with the audience. The script revolves around the streamer's attempt to play a game called Spunky while managing the chat dynamics.

💡Spunky

Spunky is presumably a video game that the streamer intends to play during the broadcast. The game becomes a secondary focus of the stream as the streamer tries to navigate the chat rules and engage with the audience about it.

💡Chat Bot

A chat bot is an automated program that can interact with human users in a conversational manner. In the script, the streamer uses a chat bot to enforce rules about not mentioning his birthday, which leads to various interactions and consequences.

💡Moderator

A moderator in the context of online communities is a person who oversees the community and enforces its rules. The script humorously discusses the role of moderators as the streamer's chat bot starts banning people, including moderators, which affects the stream's dynamics.

💡Thanos Snap

The 'Thanos Snap' is a reference to the Marvel Cinematic Universe character Thanos, who with a snap of his fingers, eliminates half of all life in the universe. In the script, this concept is used to create a 50/50 chance of being banned when users send a message, adding a layer of risk and excitement to the chat interaction.

💡Eliminator

In the context of the script, 'Eliminator' likely refers to the chat bot's function that bans users, eliminating them from participation. It is a play on the word often used in games to denote a character or mechanism that removes players from the game.

💡Streaming Rules

Streaming rules are the guidelines or regulations set by a streamer for their broadcast. The script is centered around the streamer creating and enforcing unique and increasingly complex rules that dictate what can and cannot be said in the chat.

💡Community

The term 'community' here refers to the group of viewers who are part of the streamer's audience on Twitch. The script discusses how the streamer's actions and the chat bot's banning influence the community's dynamics and participation.

Highlights

The streamer humorously addresses a regular day and their birthday, setting a light-hearted tone for the beginning of the stream.

A playful banter about birthdays leads to a competitive discussion about who has the earlier birthday.

The streamer creatively uses a bot to enforce a no-birthday-wishing rule, leading to humorous attempts to bypass the ban.

The community engages in a challenge to find loopholes in the bot's banning mechanism, showcasing the interactive nature of the stream.

The streamer's father gets banned for breaking the no-birthday-wishing rule, adding a layer of familial humor to the event.

The introduction of 'chat Rule 13' limits the use of punctuation, leading to confusion and further bans in the chat.

The streamer successfully ends a chat strike by implementing a rule that bans messages containing certain characters.

The implementation of a 'Thanos snap' style rule, where there's a 50% chance of getting banned after sending a message, creates a thrilling atmosphere.

The community shows remarkable resilience and humor as they continue to engage with the stream despite the high risk of being banned.

The streamer expresses concern about potentially losing new viewers due to the chaotic chat environment.

An innovative approach to moderation is showcased, where the community members can attempt to end the stream with a rare chance.

The streamer acknowledges the dedication of the remaining viewers after a significant portion of the chat has been banned.

The community's camaraderie is evident as they support each other through the challenges posed by the streamer's rules.

The streamer decides to proceed with playing the game 'Spunky' despite the ongoing chaos, showing a commitment to the original plan of the stream.

The final boss concept is introduced, where the community can attempt to shut down the stream, adding a new level of interactivity.

The stream concludes with a sense of accomplishment from the community for surviving the streamer's challenges.

Transcripts

00:00

happy very normal day today thank you

00:02

today a day where nothing is happening

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that is of note it is the same as every

00:06

other day of the year there's no shame

00:08

in turning 53 you're correct there isn't

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in any age I don't think especially a

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turning a young spry age like I am I'm

00:15

glad today is a regular day thank you

00:16

point Crow thank you for acknowledging

00:18

that today is completely normal and

00:19

there's nothing special going on also

00:21

Point Crow when's your birthday again

00:23

the 21st oh dude mine's the 18th I win

00:26

again that's like 32 years in a row oh

00:30

you [ __ ] [ __ ] that's all right you

00:32

you try hard one day you'll beat me

00:34

happy anniversary of womb removal it was

00:36

33 years ago that I crawled my way out

00:38

of the hellish tomb of my mother's

00:41

vagina I don't want to relive that happy

00:43

January 18th Doug I'm glad this day has

00:45

nothing to do with you and entirely to

00:47

do with the birthday of Ferdinand C the

00:50

Austrian pianist yes exactly last year

00:53

it was my birthday and everybody cheered

00:55

and was excited for me and then after

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like 2 or 3 minutes I was like all right

00:59

guys everybody said happy birthday I get

01:00

it let's let's stream like I have some

01:02

fun ideas for stream today let's do that

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instead please wrap up the birthday

01:05

stuff we've covered it thank you so much

01:07

and you know a few minutes went by and

01:08

people are still wishing me a happy

01:09

birthday and so I was like all right

01:10

guys really appreciate it I like I do

01:12

it's meaningful you know you people are

01:14

like donating and saying every saying

01:16

happy birthday and everything I

01:17

appreciate it but let's please move on

01:18

to the challenge I'd like set up a whole

01:20

thing for that day and so then we

01:21

started but no within 30 seconds

01:23

everybody just talking about my birthday

01:25

and the entire stream people are just

01:27

donating and saying happy birthday

01:28

that's all they're saying in twitch chat

01:30

that's the entire conversation the whole

01:32

day nobody pays attention to what I was

01:34

doing so here's what we're going to do

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we're going to have a very very fun 30

01:39

seconds of birthday celebration and

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that's it okay it's going to be great

01:42

and then after that I'm going to turn my

01:45

code on and ban you for a week if you

01:48

mention my birthday at all okay so this

01:50

year I figured it out you can't

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celebrate my birthday if you're banned

01:54

from my channel everybody get ready

01:55

let's get the timer up 30 total seconds

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after this point I will be banning you

02:00

if you mention my birthday hold on wait

02:02

we have to make it this is python right

02:04

that works probably see this is what I

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mean everybody's just saying happy

02:06

birthday nobody's even responding to

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doing my job for me you get 30 seconds

02:11

to celebrate my birthday and then we are

02:13

done no hold on hold hold hold your

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birthday hold it hold it pause 3 2 1

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go oh yeah it's a good it's a good it's

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a good birthday thank you thank you for

02:26

the birthday celebration everybody I

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appreciate it I appreciate that you guys

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remembered my birthday and you're

02:32

celebrating it together with me it's so

02:35

meaningful to have you all

02:38

here and wishing me such a wonderful

02:41

time on this okay thank God all right

02:43

we're turning on the code now if you

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wish me a happy birthday my bot will

02:46

take you out back the twitch chat

02:47

Eliminator is now

02:50

activated bappy he well that's cheating

02:54

hold on legal legal hold on you need to

02:57

spell it happy one year older day these

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are cheating you guys areat are you

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cheating wish me a happy birthday like a

03:04

man we're losing a lot of a lot of

03:06

twitch Chatters okay all right hold on

03:09

way too many people are cheating okay

03:10

I'm going to expand this so that you

03:11

can't get around wishing me a happy

03:13

birthday it'll still ban you should I

03:15

just ban the word happy like you can't

03:17

even you can't even be happy about

03:19

something else I think just to play it

03:21

safe we need to eliminate anybody who's

03:23

happy today hey Doug just found out my

03:25

brother my brother's leukemia is in is

03:26

in remission I'm so incredibly happy

03:29

today I just want to Illegal people said

03:31

barf day unacceptable hoppy people were

03:34

saying what else were people saying

03:35

girth day nobody said that

03:38

alive clearly we just need birth as well

03:41

day are we just Banning the word Day Day

03:44

feels a bit much they literally couldn't

03:46

even be like oh hey guys it's it's

03:48

Thursday you couldn't say that without

03:50

getting banned also how long should the

03:52

ban be for okay that's like 5 days now I

03:53

don't however many seconds 3 thou

03:55

386,000 is that's how long you're banned

03:58

for with this code it now be impossible

04:00

to wish me a happy birthday cool now we

04:01

can f we can focus on spunky and peace

04:04

all right this is working great there's

04:05

still a lot of people getting banned

04:07

though oh wait hold on wait we're

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getting botted wait wait wait wait wait

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wait wait everybody shut up shut up for

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a sec shut up hold on hold on I'm

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actually getting botted wait wait we got

04:14

to ban them all this is perfect timing

04:16

okay if you mention telegram you'll get

04:17

banned okay cool we got to we got to ban

04:20

all the Bots yay all right send it send

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it send it the twitch chat Eliminator is

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all mod take it out of emote only let's

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get them illegal okay get get the Bots

04:28

get the Bots wait are they still here oh

04:29

did they leave you [ __ ] coward bck

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get back here you get back here and you

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promote your program you look me in the

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eyes and you take a band to the face all

04:36

right oh they left those [ __ ] cowards

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dude you don't even have the courage to

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face me in my band bot we can't check if

04:46

it worked because your Bot crashes our

04:49

browsers this is such a good such a good

04:51

bot all right so I am going to get into

04:53

a little bit of Splunk I'm a huge fan of

04:57

spunky 2o and I've really wanted to beat

04:59

the game without a single kill on any

05:02

enemy so that's what we're going to be

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doing today remember do not wish me a

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happy birthday you will be banned happy

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birthday Doug this is my first live

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stream welcome I can't hear any of the

05:13

message hold on I'm turning off the code

05:15

hayy bday you guys are just cheating

05:18

anyways can I turn off the noise hey

05:20

Doug just wanted to wish Jonathan Davis

05:23

lead singer of the metal band corn a

05:25

happy birthday well unfortunately for

05:27

you you're going to be banned because of

05:28

that you're not allowed to wish anybody

05:30

a happy birthday today based on how the

05:31

code works I guess what I could do is

05:33

make an exclusion so now you'll get

05:35

timed out if you wish me a happy

05:37

birthday but you won't be timed out if

05:39

your message includes happy birthday

05:41

Jonathan Davis that way we can show

05:42

still show him

05:44

respect there we go lot of love for

05:47

Jonathan Davis happy birthday to J okay

05:50

A lot of people are still getting banned

05:53

so many wait hold on is this working

05:55

correctly happy birthday Jonathan Davis

05:57

uh-oh uh-oh okay hold on it's killing

05:59

random people it's killing innocent

06:01

people hold on hold on wa wait did I do

06:03

that did I code it wrong we lost a lot

06:05

of people who were just here to

06:06

celebrate Jonathan Davis's

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birthday Doug we can't do mod things do

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we need to mod if everybody's banned you

06:13

have to include lower oh oops guys I'm

06:15

sorry if you didn't capitalize this

06:17

correctly you would get banned I mean

06:19

honestly it's kind of your that's kind

06:20

of on you now it should be all safe to

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wish Jonathan Davis a happy birthday

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still a lot lot of people are still

06:27

getting lot of people

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okay now now we're running into a

06:31

problem you guys are getting around this

06:32

by saying happy birthday Jonathan Davis

06:34

and Doug Doug which is not not

06:36

acceptable oh [ __ ] and it's Kevin

06:37

Cosner's birthday okay hold on so you

06:39

can't incl if you're wishing Kevin

06:40

Cosner or Jonathan Davis a happy

06:42

birthday you can't also mention my name

06:44

but then you're allowed to wish them a

06:45

happy

06:47

birthday there we go happy birthday to

06:50

Kevin CER Jonathan Davis wait hold on

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it's not Banning anybody Oh no I got I

06:54

got one person it got one person okay

06:55

good happy 33rd anniversary of Operation

06:58

Desert Storm and nothing else

07:02

America okay all right hold on we got to

07:04

add that to the rules we got to add that

07:05

to the rules now you can also wish happy

07:07

birthday to Operation Desert Storm which

07:09

did in fact happen uh several hours

07:11

after I was born I think I'm slightly

07:13

older than Operation Desert Storm which

07:15

is pretty pretty po what the [ __ ] are

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you guys even saying up there P dir

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honestly you're so far removed from

07:21

wishing me a happy birthday that I'll

07:22

accept it wait somebody just said happy

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birthday Doug and didn't get banned wait

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wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait

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wait wait wait wait hold on hold on

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happy birthday Doug did did not get you

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banned but Feliz Kumo's doggo doggo got

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banned I feel like this is not working

07:34

anymore sh don't tell him hold on God

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damn it no I need to update the code

07:39

real quick traitor I like you guys just

07:41

figured out that you could wish me a

07:43

happy birthday without my name all right

07:44

I'm taking my name out does that change

07:46

anything I don't know whatever send it

07:47

who cares I'm going to play Mony as long

07:48

as you guys feel scared to wish me a

07:50

happy birthday we've achieved the goal

07:51

it's all you can really ask for you

07:52

borked it again no looks good people are

07:54

getting banned the important thing is

07:55

that people are being banned okay and

07:56

there are a lot of people being banned

07:58

right now I am seeing a lot of going out

08:00

I don't even know if they're the right

08:01

people the important thing is that

08:02

people are getting banned and

08:04

everybody's scared and that we're

08:05

wishing Kevin Cosner a happy birthday

08:07

okay I think we need to ban people

08:08

longer people aren't scared enough let's

08:09

do 800,000 seconds like a week right hey

08:12

just found out you and my brother share

08:14

a regular day today could you wish my

08:16

brother Patrick a happy regular day hey

08:18

happy the same to you but I'm scared of

08:20

getting banned yeah you might get

08:22

banned why is chat why are you striking

08:24

I don't I don't know okay chat is

08:26

striking for some reason let me address

08:28

this really quick I I really am kind of

08:30

I don't want this constantly to be a

08:32

thing where you guys are striking and I

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don't know what's going on and I would

08:35

like us to not have a strain

08:37

relationship constantly so if your

08:39

message includes dot dot dot you get

08:43

banned all right cool problem solved the

08:45

strike's over try striking now chat use

08:48

commas legal I mean at least you're not

08:50

wishing me a happy birthday here's what

08:52

we're going to do if your message

08:53

includes a period or a comma what else

08:56

would you use to strike maybe a Tilda oh

08:58

a dash you definitely would use a dash

09:00

oh asteris for sure yeah I got to I got

09:02

to ban asteris we've successfully Union

09:03

busted meanwhile I am playing spunky by

09:05

the way just so people are remember okay

09:07

yeah now we're killing some people you

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can't type dot dot dot that's not that's

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not quite you're not striking if you're

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just saying words at me okay here's the

09:15

thing you guys might think that you've

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gotten around me nobody would read

09:19

twitch chat right now and think you guys

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are striking not one person so I've

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successfully broken up the strike cuz

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nobody would possibly actually interpret

09:26

this as a strike that means I win what a

09:27

great birthday now people are just

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saying stri I have an easy way to fix

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this now you have to follow chat Rule 13

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which is the one I just wrote and you

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have to follow one of my other chat

09:36

rules yeah we'll do this one chat rule 9

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you can only use words that are in the

09:40

Declaration of Independence all right

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have fun striking with that chat good

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luck sorry the word strike isn't in the

09:45

Declaration of Independence a very happy

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unbirthday to you Doug thank have fun

09:50

streaming party po pretty sure you'll

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still get banned for that cuz that was

09:53

not in the Declaration of Independence

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okay well they've learned to call me a

09:56

tyrant Chad's learned to call me a bear

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tyrant we should all say happy birthday

10:00

and go out together don't don't like

10:03

commit honorable Subaru together just to

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wish me a happy birthday I don't care

10:07

just to be clear I don't care about my

10:09

birthday that's why I put this rule up I

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don't give a [ __ ] which is why I want to

10:12

focus on the actual game about the

10:14

birthday wishes before being born

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honestly it's just your fault I feel

10:18

like this isn't on me I'm going to be

10:20

honest I don't think it's tyranny to to

10:22

tell people to not wish me a happy

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birthday abolish tyranny okay now half

10:26

the people are just screaming about

10:27

abolishing bears I can't focus on spunky

10:31

during this we I I think we' I've banned

10:32

a huge number of people we've lost

10:34

another mod and a VIP and a VIP we're

10:37

losing a lot of people it's got to have

10:39

been several hundred people who are

10:41

banned right now this isn't even about

10:42

my birthday anymore so now you can't say

10:44

happy birthday but your message also has

10:47

to include the current time of day okay

10:48

somebody said 2:14 why are you getting

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okay literally everybody is getting

10:52

banned what why is everybody getting

10:54

banned oh I know why it's cuz every

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single message is illegal because all Al

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I have the original rule that says you

11:01

can't put this character so you were

11:05

just completely [ __ ] if you typed

11:06

anything sorry about that all right I'll

11:07

remove this so now you can say the time

11:09

but you still can't say any of these

11:11

other characters including periods or

11:12

commas whoops we lost a lot of good

11:14

Chatters out there and since this is a

11:16

week I'm going to be streaming again on

11:17

like Tuesday I think we're just like not

11:19

going to have anybody in twitch chat

11:20

also I hadn't actually updated it and a

11:22

lot of people started saying the time

11:24

but it was still using the Declaration

11:26

of Independence thing so a lot of people

11:28

got banned for that too okay now you

11:30

should be able to save the time without

11:31

getting banned okay A lot of people are

11:33

still dying okay some people are legal

11:35

guys we are losing so many people to be

11:37

clear you have to say the time of day

11:39

and you can't say the word birthday or

11:41

happy or day or telegram or birth or

11:44

alive or bappy or any of these

11:46

punctuation marks very simple we've lost

11:49

so many people and you be careful about

11:51

the minute okay it's according to my

11:53

computer the problem is because twitch

11:55

chat messages are delayed by like 3

11:58

seconds if you if you submit a message

12:00

with the time at the very end of the

12:02

minute it'll actually be received by my

12:04

code in the next minute which will then

12:07

ban you for a week so you know talk at

12:09

your own risk here consistently my

12:12

favorite content creative for 5 years

12:14

now so sad it will be ending soon I

12:16

wasn't aware of that so what if someone

12:18

comes in late to wish you a day for no

12:20

reason and they get banned by the bot uh

12:22

then they should have been better at

12:24

twitch I don't know that's not that's

12:25

like a skill issue that's not on me okay

12:27

we're running out of people there's no

12:29

to do the predictions we're I'm not

12:31

going to have any viewers left all these

12:33

bands are for a week I can't unman like

12:35

I can't go undo this my own father said

12:38

2:15 p.m. thank you for being born mom

12:40

and dad I you wrote the word born dad so

12:43

you got banned you're not it's not

12:45

allowed right now is Doug dad getting

12:47

unbanned I'm not allowing my dad to hang

12:48

out in the community if you won't even

12:50

follow the rules free dad well Dad needs

12:52

to this is a society okay okay wait I'm

12:54

going to add the rule where you can't

12:56

you can you have to only say four-letter

12:57

words because that way you can't say

12:59

free

13:00

dad lot of lot of people getting banned

13:03

for Dad free

13:05

Papa somebody said free boo Papa he's

13:09

just a normal father we must free the

13:13

boo Papa love the boo Papa imagine a

13:16

First Time chapter coming in and getting

13:18

yelled at that their message is illegal

13:20

and they get banned and they have no

13:22

idea why what a great Community look

13:25

this is simply survival of the fittest

13:27

glad dug born oh glad du born actually

13:29

works wow that's legal you know what I'm

13:32

I actually will accept this you guys

13:34

have found a creative way to wish me

13:36

happy birthday well done it is legal

13:38

we're still losing people for sure

13:40

though oh come on you're still able to

13:41

insult me pity that Doug borne how are

13:44

you still finding ways to talk [ __ ]

13:45

about me all right here are the current

13:46

rules one your message cannot include

13:49

the words happy birthday booty hoppy or

13:51

any variations of it your message must

13:53

include at least one of every vowel and

13:55

on top of that your message cannot have

13:57

two of the same letters in a row good

13:59

luck with that [ __ ] merry date of

14:00

hatching Doug I was not hatched like a

14:02

bird this is actually a good run by the

14:04

way for anybody who's playing paying

14:06

attention to the video game AE I O U why

14:08

would I care about the game okay hold on

14:11

I'm adding another rule I'm adding back

14:12

the rule that it has to be four

14:14

characters this way you can't just say i

14:16

e o AE I O U wait is what the [ __ ] Doug

14:19

legal how did you not get banned oh you

14:21

said [ __ ] Doug AE

14:23

IO how many how long are you getting

14:25

banned for 800,000 seconds wait that's 9

14:28

days well hold on you guys are gone for

14:30

like more than a week I'm not going to

14:31

have any viewers next week at all [ __ ] I

14:34

had all these

14:35

ideas have nobody watching nobody's

14:37

going to be able to say anything I have

14:39

like ideas that involve chat quit

14:40

sabotaging your career well it's really

14:42

funny if you think about it the

14:43

important thing even though I've lost

14:46

potentially thousands of my own viewers

14:48

for at least the entire next week and

14:50

potentially ruined some of the stream

14:52

ideas I had is that nobody has been

14:54

wishing me a happy birthday skin really

14:57

really that was your we're an hour and

14:59

40 minutes into the stream you've

15:01

survived this long through all the rules

15:03

and then finally at this point you think

15:05

all right I think it's safe to say skin

15:07

and you get signed up for all right I'm

15:09

going to do one run without the rules

15:11

and you guys can just talk as you want

15:13

if you if you've survived it's insane

15:15

that Doug is milking us all for the next

15:17

stream which is an unbanned stream this

15:19

is why this channel is the best I have

15:21

no idea how to unban you guys just to be

15:23

clear like there are literally over a

15:25

thousand people who are banned for like

15:26

a week I have no idea how to undo this

15:28

so I'm just screwed there's no like plan

15:31

to undo this to be clear I just have to

15:33

deal with this so I literally logged

15:34

into stream today said hello and got

15:36

banned so guess who logged into PayPal

15:39

for the first time in this idea this how

15:41

I extort you for money Doug help what

15:43

are all the rules I left for like 30

15:45

minutes and I am terrified to chat

15:47

that's the environment I want in my

15:49

streams for you to come back and say I'm

15:51

terrified what is going on that's the

15:53

ideal stream environment doesn't Banning

15:55

anyone who says normal messages in

15:56

twitch chat mean we have a worse

15:58

experience compared to YouTube chat you

16:00

are violating the twitch contract nobody

16:03

tell the CEO of twitch technically I

16:04

might be breaking the twitch Rules by

16:06

doing this simc casting guidelines this

16:08

is what allows me to stream on both

16:09

YouTube and twitch at the same time you

16:11

ensure that the quality of twitch users

16:12

experience of your simcast is at a

16:14

minimum no less than the experience on

16:16

other platforms or services including by

16:18

your engagement with the twitch

16:19

Community for example via chat I maybe

16:21

you could argue it's more of an

16:23

experience that I banned about 5,000 of

16:26

you right it's performance art is it for

16:31

me to ban you guys okay actually how

16:33

many people do you think will check out

16:35

my stream for the first time and will

16:36

never return because of all the Bannings

16:38

cuz that's funny too that's very very

16:40

funny all right there's got to be at

16:41

least like 30 people who would have been

16:44

a fan of this Channel and I've lost them

16:46

forever cuz they're like that sucks that

16:48

was not fun easily 100 our current

16:50

estimate is close to

16:52

25,000 people banned dud this is like

16:55

this is like all of next week the

16:57

streams are going to whatever good news

16:59

is I don't think I'm streaming till

17:00

Wednesday but that doesn't matter cuz

17:01

then Wednesday Thursday and Friday I'm

17:03

going to try to stream and then nobody

17:04

will be here update 3,300

17:07

bands so what you're saying is we've

17:09

lost 3,300 cowards no actually we've

17:12

lost 3,300 Giga Chads who looked my band

17:14

bot in the face and took a ban for a

17:16

week all right yeah that was the wrong

17:17

way to think about it okay so what

17:18

you're saying is we've successfully got

17:21

rid of 3,300 out of 9,000 all right

17:23

we're about 25% of the way there Thanos

17:26

snap us we could also just ban half you

17:29

randomly I don't know what that

17:30

accomplishes whatsoever if we do instead

17:32

of all these rules chat rule test chat

17:34

rule test is one of the greatest rules I

17:36

ever made if you type a message there's

17:37

a 50% chance you get banned you guys

17:39

want to send it I think what we have to

17:41

agree is that we turn this on and every

17:43

person here has to send a message all

17:45

right I need a commitment from at least

17:47

90% of you that you won't be a coward

17:49

and that you're going to send it will

17:50

you send one message only one you don't

17:52

have to send multiple I need a

17:53

confirmation that you'll send it think

17:55

of the glory if you survive okay we're

17:57

at 87% I I need I need full commitment

18:00

here I need 90% commitment it's right if

18:02

10% of you are cowards we need 90%

18:04

commitment would you rather die on your

18:06

feet to a Thanos snap or live on your

18:08

knees knowing you never even took the

18:10

chance okay we got to get this up 87% we

18:13

can get that to 90 we're almost 89 come

18:15

on we can get to 90 we need to know that

18:17

N9 out of 10 members of the community

18:19

will stand and take the Thanos snap

18:21

we're so close 89% if you're a lurker

18:23

you don't normally type I need you to

18:25

come out of hiding I need you to type a

18:27

one and commit to sending one message

18:30

and seeing if you survive it's 50/50

18:31

chance those odds are great no M Mor

18:34

send it send it morus does our community

18:36

really need moderators who haven't even

18:38

stood in front of Thanos and survived

18:40

the Thanos snap we're 89.6 almost 89.7

18:43

there's only like three mods left all

18:45

the mods have to go in 90% I'm so proud

18:47

of twitch chat there's no cowards here

18:49

we're going for Glory okay all right

18:52

well um I mean I guess get your message

18:54

ready chat roll Thanos snap it's just a

18:57

50/50 whether you're banned or not it's

18:59

for like 9 days okay I'm honored to see

19:02

you on the other side I honor every

19:04

Fallen chatter here who stood in the

19:06

Thanos snap and I honor everybody who

19:08

survives and makes it through to the

19:09

other side because they they ran out of

19:11

the trench and they faced Thanos head on

19:14

with brutal eye contact YouTube chat is

19:16

like watching the battlefield from a

19:18

distance with binoculars they're giving

19:20

the 07s like no don't do it don't jump

19:22

out of the trench and get a last message

19:24

in now if you have any final messages to

19:26

to anybody else in the community to any

19:28

of the survivors who are left on the

19:29

other side any anything you want them to

19:31

carry on in your memory during the next

19:34

9 days I was so young I've been here for

19:35

5 minutes have mercy it's not up to me

19:37

it's not up to me it's up to this random

19:39

seed generator Thanos snap function I'm

19:42

activating the code I'll see you on the

19:43

other side chat the Tweet Chad

19:44

Eliminator is now

19:50

activated God

19:52

speed beautiful JS you beautiful

19:56

beautiful JS oh no that's a

19:59

that's a lot that's we're losing a lot

20:01

of good chob just send the one message

20:03

said lost no we lost

20:07

Mar we lost we have one we have one

20:14

mod we're losing so many people don't

20:16

type twice don't send two messages I

20:19

typed four times why don't do it Thanos

20:22

will find you this is my third message

20:25

don't do it don't be a hero fourth time

20:28

no you're

20:30

out people are

20:32

bragging you're like bragging about how

20:36

what's the record what's the record has

20:38

anybody got has anybody get above more I

20:40

at seven okay somebody got this that's

20:42

crazy that guy's definitely dead now

20:44

though like definitely dead for sure

20:46

we're losing a lot no you are lucky

20:48

number three no no no not very lucky I

20:51

Will Survive

20:54

seven a lot of people got to seven

20:56

that's crazy wait somebody said eight

20:58

eight and you survived he didn't this

21:00

eight did not survive I'm going to turn

21:01

it off I'm going to turn off I'm going

21:02

to turn off twitch chat you did it you

21:04

survived we prob I don't think we have

21:05

many viewers left how wait what's the

21:07

record did anybody survive like five I

21:09

made it through six messages that's

21:11

insane I survived two trenches wow most

21:14

of our survivors were just Reckless okay

21:17

we've lost most of the mods 12 messages

21:20

I survived Thanos loves you dude quick

21:22

sparse I think you're the only not

21:24

banned mod left we don't need them well

21:26

here's the good news the amount of

21:28

people in the community that need to be

21:30

moderated is going down proportionally

21:32

with the amount of mods that we're

21:34

Banning so kind of okay Operation Desert

21:36

Storm began August 2nd wait what's the

21:39

one that happened on my birthday cuz my

21:41

dad told me that when he was holding me

21:42

in his arms right when I escaped from my

21:44

mom's vagina that he was looking at the

21:46

TV and America was invading Iraq oh Gulf

21:49

War excuse me Gulf War I must flip my

21:51

coin I think okay here's the issue you

21:53

guys all seem to be Adrenaline Junkies

21:54

now I think everybody's addicted to the

21:56

thrill of testing Thanos to see if you

21:58

will are alive you guys want to flip you

22:00

guys want to flip again I we still got a

22:01

lot of people here if you survive this

22:03

the snap you don't have to type again

22:04

okay but if you're an adrenaline junky

22:06

dude if you want the [ __ ] thrill then

22:09

[ __ ] send it all right we're going

22:11

Thanos hey the twitch chat Eliminator is

22:13

now can I get a Pog for all the

22:15

Daredevils in chat look at these guys

22:17

they're [ __ ] wild woo look at that

22:20

[ __ ] oh we're losing a lot of good

22:22

people a lot of good people yeah okay

22:24

these guys are crazy dude God damn it

22:28

quick SP

22:29

no we lost the last mod God damn it at

22:32

least he went out cool okay I'm turn I'm

22:34

turning it off I'm turning it off oh no

22:35

sick be's alive okay sby did send a

22:38

message and survived so fortunately

22:39

Thanos has gifted us with uh a single

22:41

mod Left S I hope you're not doing

22:43

anything right now because we we do kind

22:46

of we do kind of need you I think we

22:48

lost several hundred more people though

22:50

is the problem I survived 10 messages

22:52

holy [ __ ] that that might be record

22:54

let's get splunking all right I forgot

22:55

we're playing spunky wait okay new idea

22:57

it could be if you type a message

22:59

there's a one in 100 chance that you ban

23:02

one of the three remaining mods but

23:03

there's a 99% chance you ban yourself

23:06

and we see if there's enough people in

23:08

the community that want to try to take

23:10

down the mods I'll be willing to jump in

23:13

the line of fire but only if you import

23:15

OBS websockets and have twitch chat have

23:17

a 0.001% chance to stop the stream

23:19

entirely so we could have you guys

23:21

kamakazi bomb into the stream to try to

23:24

shut it down and if you fail you get

23:27

banned here's issue all right I like the

23:29

idea of a final boss of you guys needing

23:31

to self-sacrifice to try to turn off the

23:33

stream the problem is that there there's

23:35

like two hours of alerts that I need to

23:36

get through so I'm probably going to

23:37

actually just play Spunky for like a few

23:39

rounds which was the point of today by

23:41

the way

23:42

boring I'm really sorry to do this to

23:44

everybody but we're going to have to sit

23:47

and watch me play video games video

23:48

games on my twitch stream unacceptable

23:51

oh U's here hi umu we have one mod again

23:53

we are very very low on mods though two

23:55

mods [ __ ] look I'm going to play

23:57

Spunky for a little bit bit we're going

23:58

to sorry you're going to have to look at

23:59

video games I apologize that you have to

24:01

look at

24:02

[Music]

24:04

this okay we've written a function the

24:06

function is called defeat the stream you

24:09

will have a one in 10,000 chance to call

24:13

the function if you get it you get to

24:15

end the stream and everybody will think

24:16

you're a hero you can end this otherwise

24:19

we'll see you in 9 days everybody ready

24:21

this is maybe the most forbid foe that

24:23

twitch chat is faced yet the raid boss

24:25

to end the stream are you ready I'm

24:27

activating the twitch chat Eliminator is

24:29

now activated we go oh no

24:35

okay we don't even know technically if

24:38

the code will work if it suddenly turns

24:41

off that's what's happening no nobody's

24:43

got you yet definitely nobody's gotten

24:45

it illegal I mean we've lost a couple

24:48

hundred people we're going to need more

24:49

than that okay we're literally going to

24:51

lose everybody I mean I don't even know

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