If you wish me “Happy Birthday” you get banned
Summary
TLDRThe transcript captures a unique and humorous interaction on a live stream where the streamer implements a series of increasingly complex rules to prevent viewers from wishing him a happy birthday. The rules escalate to the point of banning users for using certain words or punctuation, and even for expressing happiness. The streamer's attempts to control the chat lead to a chaotic and engaging environment, with the use of a 'bot' to enforce the rules. The narrative takes a turn when the streamer introduces a 'Thanos snap' style rule, giving viewers a 50/50 chance of being banned with each message sent. This high-stakes game leads to a significant reduction in the chat population, but also creates an entertaining and memorable experience for those who remain. The summary of this script showcases the streamer's creative approach to community engagement, highlighting the blend of chaos and camaraderie that ensues.
Takeaways
- 🎉 The streamer is celebrating their birthday but wants to focus on the game rather than the birthday celebrations.
- 🚫 The streamer implements a chat bot to ban users who mention their birthday, aiming to prevent the chat from being overwhelmed by birthday messages.
- 😅 Despite the ban rules, the community finds creative ways to wish the streamer a happy birthday, leading to a humorous and challenging cat-and-mouse game.
- 💻 The streamer uses coding to expand the bot's banning criteria to include various related terms and even punctuation to prevent workarounds.
- 🔫 The chat rules become increasingly complex, leading to accidental banning of innocent users and creating a tense and chaotic environment.
- 🤖 The streamer addresses a situation where bots are causing issues and takes action to ban them to maintain the integrity of the stream.
- 👨👩👧👦 The streamer expresses concern about the community's reaction and the potential loss of viewers due to the strict chat rules.
- ⏲️ The streamer introduces a 'Thanos snap' style rule where there's a 50% chance a user gets banned upon sending a message, adding a risky element to chatting.
- 🚨 The use of the bot leads to a significant reduction in the number of active chatters, with thousands potentially banned for a week.
- 🎮 The streamer, although having lost a substantial part of their audience due to the bot, decides to proceed with playing a video game as originally planned.
- 🤔 The streamer contemplates the impact of their actions on the community, including the potential for lost viewership and a temporarily smaller community.
Q & A
What was the main event that the streamer wanted to avoid discussing on the stream?
-The streamer wanted to avoid discussing his birthday.
What was the punishment for wishing the streamer a happy birthday?
-The punishment was a ban from the streamer's channel for a week.
How did the streamer attempt to control the chat and prevent birthday wishes?
-The streamer implemented a bot that would automatically ban users for mentioning his birthday or related terms.
What was the streamer's reaction when people continued to wish him a happy birthday despite the ban?
-The streamer expanded the bot's banning criteria to include more variations and related words to prevent people from getting around the ban.
What was the streamer's strategy to allow birthday wishes for others without triggering his own ban?
-The streamer made an exception in the bot's code to allow birthday wishes for specific individuals like Jonathan Davis, as long as his name wasn't mentioned.
What was the streamer's final solution to the issue of people finding ways around the birthday ban?
-The streamer decided to remove his own name from the bot's banning criteria, allowing people to talk freely as long as they didn't wish him a happy birthday.
What game was the streamer planning to play during the stream?
-The streamer planned to play a game called Spunky.
How did the streamer's actions affect the Twitch chat community?
-The streamer's actions led to a significant number of bans, reducing the active chat community and potentially affecting the stream's atmosphere.
What was the streamer's attitude towards the chaos and banning in the chat?
-The streamer seemed to find humor in the situation and appeared to be engaged in creating an interactive experience, despite the chaos.
What was the streamer's concern about the Twitch contract and guidelines?
-The streamer was concerned that the banning might violate the Twitch contract and guidelines, which could affect his ability to stream on the platform.
How did the streamer attempt to regain control over the chat after the 'Thanos snap' rule was implemented?
-The streamer tried to turn off the 'Thanos snap' rule and expressed a desire to return to playing Spunky, hoping to regain a more controlled chat environment.
Outlines
🎉 Birthday Celebrations and Bans
The speaker starts by expressing gratitude for a normal day and humorously acknowledges turning 53. They recount a past birthday stream where they tried to move on from birthday wishes to focus on gaming, but the chat kept wishing them a happy birthday. This year, they implement a system to ban users from their channel for a week if they mention the birthday. The system is refined to allow exceptions for wishing other people happy birthday, but it ends up causing confusion and many accidental bans. The speaker also touches on the anniversary of Operation Desert Storm and the game Spunky 2O, aiming to beat it without killing any enemies.
🚫 Chat Rules and Bans
The speaker discusses the chat rules they've set up to prevent anyone from wishing them a happy birthday, which leads to various complications and many users getting banned. They attempt to make exceptions for wishing other people happy birthday, but the chat finds loopholes. The speaker then introduces more rules, such as requiring messages to include the current time and banning certain words and punctuation. This results in a significant number of users, including moderators and a VIP, getting banned. The speaker seems to enjoy the chaos and the focus shifts from birthday wishes to the game.
🎮 Focus on Gaming and Community Dynamics
The speaker expresses a lack of concern about their birthday and a desire to focus on playing Spunky. They mention the loss of viewers due to the chat bans and discuss the impact on the community. The speaker introduces a new rule requiring messages to include vowels and prohibits consecutive identical letters. They reflect on the loss of potential viewers and the temporary nature of the bans. The speaker also contemplates the idea of unbanning everyone for the next stream and ends the paragraph by activating a 'Thanos snap' style rule, where there's a 50% chance of getting banned upon sending a message.
😤 Dealing with Chat Striking and Bans
The speaker addresses a chat strike and implements rules to prevent it, such as banning messages with certain punctuation. They also discuss the possibility of losing viewers due to the strict chat rules and the impact on their streaming experience. The speaker humorously suggests that the chat is engaging in performance art through the chaos. They end the paragraph by activating a function called 'defeat the stream,' which gives users a small chance to end the stream and a higher chance to ban themselves or others.
🕒 Time-based Chat Rules and Stream Survival
The speaker talks about the challenges of enforcing chat rules, particularly around the time of day, which leads to more bans. They mention the loss of mods and the decreasing need for moderation as the number of people in the community decreases. The speaker proposes a game where users can attempt to ban mods or end the stream with a very low probability. They activate the 'twitch chat Eliminator,' which introduces a high-stakes element to the chat interaction. The paragraph ends with the speaker preparing to play Spunky, despite the chaos in the chat.
Mindmap
Keywords
💡Birthday
💡Twitch Chat
💡Ban
💡Stream
💡Spunky
💡Chat Bot
💡Moderator
💡Thanos Snap
💡Eliminator
💡Streaming Rules
💡Community
Highlights
The streamer humorously addresses a regular day and their birthday, setting a light-hearted tone for the beginning of the stream.
A playful banter about birthdays leads to a competitive discussion about who has the earlier birthday.
The streamer creatively uses a bot to enforce a no-birthday-wishing rule, leading to humorous attempts to bypass the ban.
The community engages in a challenge to find loopholes in the bot's banning mechanism, showcasing the interactive nature of the stream.
The streamer's father gets banned for breaking the no-birthday-wishing rule, adding a layer of familial humor to the event.
The introduction of 'chat Rule 13' limits the use of punctuation, leading to confusion and further bans in the chat.
The streamer successfully ends a chat strike by implementing a rule that bans messages containing certain characters.
The implementation of a 'Thanos snap' style rule, where there's a 50% chance of getting banned after sending a message, creates a thrilling atmosphere.
The community shows remarkable resilience and humor as they continue to engage with the stream despite the high risk of being banned.
The streamer expresses concern about potentially losing new viewers due to the chaotic chat environment.
An innovative approach to moderation is showcased, where the community members can attempt to end the stream with a rare chance.
The streamer acknowledges the dedication of the remaining viewers after a significant portion of the chat has been banned.
The community's camaraderie is evident as they support each other through the challenges posed by the streamer's rules.
The streamer decides to proceed with playing the game 'Spunky' despite the ongoing chaos, showing a commitment to the original plan of the stream.
The final boss concept is introduced, where the community can attempt to shut down the stream, adding a new level of interactivity.
The stream concludes with a sense of accomplishment from the community for surviving the streamer's challenges.
Transcripts
happy very normal day today thank you
today a day where nothing is happening
that is of note it is the same as every
other day of the year there's no shame
in turning 53 you're correct there isn't
in any age I don't think especially a
turning a young spry age like I am I'm
glad today is a regular day thank you
point Crow thank you for acknowledging
that today is completely normal and
there's nothing special going on also
Point Crow when's your birthday again
the 21st oh dude mine's the 18th I win
again that's like 32 years in a row oh
you [ __ ] [ __ ] that's all right you
you try hard one day you'll beat me
happy anniversary of womb removal it was
33 years ago that I crawled my way out
of the hellish tomb of my mother's
vagina I don't want to relive that happy
January 18th Doug I'm glad this day has
nothing to do with you and entirely to
do with the birthday of Ferdinand C the
Austrian pianist yes exactly last year
it was my birthday and everybody cheered
and was excited for me and then after
like 2 or 3 minutes I was like all right
guys everybody said happy birthday I get
it let's let's stream like I have some
fun ideas for stream today let's do that
instead please wrap up the birthday
stuff we've covered it thank you so much
and you know a few minutes went by and
people are still wishing me a happy
birthday and so I was like all right
guys really appreciate it I like I do
it's meaningful you know you people are
like donating and saying every saying
happy birthday and everything I
appreciate it but let's please move on
to the challenge I'd like set up a whole
thing for that day and so then we
started but no within 30 seconds
everybody just talking about my birthday
and the entire stream people are just
donating and saying happy birthday
that's all they're saying in twitch chat
that's the entire conversation the whole
day nobody pays attention to what I was
doing so here's what we're going to do
we're going to have a very very fun 30
seconds of birthday celebration and
that's it okay it's going to be great
and then after that I'm going to turn my
code on and ban you for a week if you
mention my birthday at all okay so this
year I figured it out you can't
celebrate my birthday if you're banned
from my channel everybody get ready
let's get the timer up 30 total seconds
after this point I will be banning you
if you mention my birthday hold on wait
we have to make it this is python right
that works probably see this is what I
mean everybody's just saying happy
birthday nobody's even responding to
doing my job for me you get 30 seconds
to celebrate my birthday and then we are
done no hold on hold hold hold your
birthday hold it hold it pause 3 2 1
go oh yeah it's a good it's a good it's
a good birthday thank you thank you for
the birthday celebration everybody I
appreciate it I appreciate that you guys
remembered my birthday and you're
celebrating it together with me it's so
meaningful to have you all
here and wishing me such a wonderful
time on this okay thank God all right
we're turning on the code now if you
wish me a happy birthday my bot will
take you out back the twitch chat
Eliminator is now
activated bappy he well that's cheating
hold on legal legal hold on you need to
spell it happy one year older day these
are cheating you guys areat are you
cheating wish me a happy birthday like a
man we're losing a lot of a lot of
twitch Chatters okay all right hold on
way too many people are cheating okay
I'm going to expand this so that you
can't get around wishing me a happy
birthday it'll still ban you should I
just ban the word happy like you can't
even you can't even be happy about
something else I think just to play it
safe we need to eliminate anybody who's
happy today hey Doug just found out my
brother my brother's leukemia is in is
in remission I'm so incredibly happy
today I just want to Illegal people said
barf day unacceptable hoppy people were
saying what else were people saying
girth day nobody said that
alive clearly we just need birth as well
day are we just Banning the word Day Day
feels a bit much they literally couldn't
even be like oh hey guys it's it's
Thursday you couldn't say that without
getting banned also how long should the
ban be for okay that's like 5 days now I
don't however many seconds 3 thou
386,000 is that's how long you're banned
for with this code it now be impossible
to wish me a happy birthday cool now we
can f we can focus on spunky and peace
all right this is working great there's
still a lot of people getting banned
though oh wait hold on wait we're
getting botted wait wait wait wait wait
wait wait everybody shut up shut up for
a sec shut up hold on hold on I'm
actually getting botted wait wait we got
to ban them all this is perfect timing
okay if you mention telegram you'll get
banned okay cool we got to we got to ban
all the Bots yay all right send it send
it send it the twitch chat Eliminator is
all mod take it out of emote only let's
get them illegal okay get get the Bots
get the Bots wait are they still here oh
did they leave you [ __ ] coward bck
get back here you get back here and you
promote your program you look me in the
eyes and you take a band to the face all
right oh they left those [ __ ] cowards
dude you don't even have the courage to
face me in my band bot we can't check if
it worked because your Bot crashes our
browsers this is such a good such a good
bot all right so I am going to get into
a little bit of Splunk I'm a huge fan of
spunky 2o and I've really wanted to beat
the game without a single kill on any
enemy so that's what we're going to be
doing today remember do not wish me a
happy birthday you will be banned happy
birthday Doug this is my first live
stream welcome I can't hear any of the
message hold on I'm turning off the code
hayy bday you guys are just cheating
anyways can I turn off the noise hey
Doug just wanted to wish Jonathan Davis
lead singer of the metal band corn a
happy birthday well unfortunately for
you you're going to be banned because of
that you're not allowed to wish anybody
a happy birthday today based on how the
code works I guess what I could do is
make an exclusion so now you'll get
timed out if you wish me a happy
birthday but you won't be timed out if
your message includes happy birthday
Jonathan Davis that way we can show
still show him
respect there we go lot of love for
Jonathan Davis happy birthday to J okay
A lot of people are still getting banned
so many wait hold on is this working
correctly happy birthday Jonathan Davis
uh-oh uh-oh okay hold on it's killing
random people it's killing innocent
people hold on hold on wa wait did I do
that did I code it wrong we lost a lot
of people who were just here to
celebrate Jonathan Davis's
birthday Doug we can't do mod things do
we need to mod if everybody's banned you
have to include lower oh oops guys I'm
sorry if you didn't capitalize this
correctly you would get banned I mean
honestly it's kind of your that's kind
of on you now it should be all safe to
wish Jonathan Davis a happy birthday
still a lot lot of people are still
getting lot of people
okay now now we're running into a
problem you guys are getting around this
by saying happy birthday Jonathan Davis
and Doug Doug which is not not
acceptable oh [ __ ] and it's Kevin
Cosner's birthday okay hold on so you
can't incl if you're wishing Kevin
Cosner or Jonathan Davis a happy
birthday you can't also mention my name
but then you're allowed to wish them a
happy
birthday there we go happy birthday to
Kevin CER Jonathan Davis wait hold on
it's not Banning anybody Oh no I got I
got one person it got one person okay
good happy 33rd anniversary of Operation
Desert Storm and nothing else
America okay all right hold on we got to
add that to the rules we got to add that
to the rules now you can also wish happy
birthday to Operation Desert Storm which
did in fact happen uh several hours
after I was born I think I'm slightly
older than Operation Desert Storm which
is pretty pretty po what the [ __ ] are
you guys even saying up there P dir
honestly you're so far removed from
wishing me a happy birthday that I'll
accept it wait somebody just said happy
birthday Doug and didn't get banned wait
wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
wait wait wait wait hold on hold on
happy birthday Doug did did not get you
banned but Feliz Kumo's doggo doggo got
banned I feel like this is not working
anymore sh don't tell him hold on God
damn it no I need to update the code
real quick traitor I like you guys just
figured out that you could wish me a
happy birthday without my name all right
I'm taking my name out does that change
anything I don't know whatever send it
who cares I'm going to play Mony as long
as you guys feel scared to wish me a
happy birthday we've achieved the goal
it's all you can really ask for you
borked it again no looks good people are
getting banned the important thing is
that people are being banned okay and
there are a lot of people being banned
right now I am seeing a lot of going out
I don't even know if they're the right
people the important thing is that
people are getting banned and
everybody's scared and that we're
wishing Kevin Cosner a happy birthday
okay I think we need to ban people
longer people aren't scared enough let's
do 800,000 seconds like a week right hey
just found out you and my brother share
a regular day today could you wish my
brother Patrick a happy regular day hey
happy the same to you but I'm scared of
getting banned yeah you might get
banned why is chat why are you striking
I don't I don't know okay chat is
striking for some reason let me address
this really quick I I really am kind of
I don't want this constantly to be a
thing where you guys are striking and I
don't know what's going on and I would
like us to not have a strain
relationship constantly so if your
message includes dot dot dot you get
banned all right cool problem solved the
strike's over try striking now chat use
commas legal I mean at least you're not
wishing me a happy birthday here's what
we're going to do if your message
includes a period or a comma what else
would you use to strike maybe a Tilda oh
a dash you definitely would use a dash
oh asteris for sure yeah I got to I got
to ban asteris we've successfully Union
busted meanwhile I am playing spunky by
the way just so people are remember okay
yeah now we're killing some people you
can't type dot dot dot that's not that's
not quite you're not striking if you're
just saying words at me okay here's the
thing you guys might think that you've
gotten around me nobody would read
twitch chat right now and think you guys
are striking not one person so I've
successfully broken up the strike cuz
nobody would possibly actually interpret
this as a strike that means I win what a
great birthday now people are just
saying stri I have an easy way to fix
this now you have to follow chat Rule 13
which is the one I just wrote and you
have to follow one of my other chat
rules yeah we'll do this one chat rule 9
you can only use words that are in the
Declaration of Independence all right
have fun striking with that chat good
luck sorry the word strike isn't in the
Declaration of Independence a very happy
unbirthday to you Doug thank have fun
streaming party po pretty sure you'll
still get banned for that cuz that was
not in the Declaration of Independence
okay well they've learned to call me a
tyrant Chad's learned to call me a bear
tyrant we should all say happy birthday
and go out together don't don't like
commit honorable Subaru together just to
wish me a happy birthday I don't care
just to be clear I don't care about my
birthday that's why I put this rule up I
don't give a [ __ ] which is why I want to
focus on the actual game about the
birthday wishes before being born
honestly it's just your fault I feel
like this isn't on me I'm going to be
honest I don't think it's tyranny to to
tell people to not wish me a happy
birthday abolish tyranny okay now half
the people are just screaming about
abolishing bears I can't focus on spunky
during this we I I think we' I've banned
a huge number of people we've lost
another mod and a VIP and a VIP we're
losing a lot of people it's got to have
been several hundred people who are
banned right now this isn't even about
my birthday anymore so now you can't say
happy birthday but your message also has
to include the current time of day okay
somebody said 2:14 why are you getting
okay literally everybody is getting
banned what why is everybody getting
banned oh I know why it's cuz every
single message is illegal because all Al
I have the original rule that says you
can't put this character so you were
just completely [ __ ] if you typed
anything sorry about that all right I'll
remove this so now you can say the time
but you still can't say any of these
other characters including periods or
commas whoops we lost a lot of good
Chatters out there and since this is a
week I'm going to be streaming again on
like Tuesday I think we're just like not
going to have anybody in twitch chat
also I hadn't actually updated it and a
lot of people started saying the time
but it was still using the Declaration
of Independence thing so a lot of people
got banned for that too okay now you
should be able to save the time without
getting banned okay A lot of people are
still dying okay some people are legal
guys we are losing so many people to be
clear you have to say the time of day
and you can't say the word birthday or
happy or day or telegram or birth or
alive or bappy or any of these
punctuation marks very simple we've lost
so many people and you be careful about
the minute okay it's according to my
computer the problem is because twitch
chat messages are delayed by like 3
seconds if you if you submit a message
with the time at the very end of the
minute it'll actually be received by my
code in the next minute which will then
ban you for a week so you know talk at
your own risk here consistently my
favorite content creative for 5 years
now so sad it will be ending soon I
wasn't aware of that so what if someone
comes in late to wish you a day for no
reason and they get banned by the bot uh
then they should have been better at
twitch I don't know that's not that's
like a skill issue that's not on me okay
we're running out of people there's no
to do the predictions we're I'm not
going to have any viewers left all these
bands are for a week I can't unman like
I can't go undo this my own father said
2:15 p.m. thank you for being born mom
and dad I you wrote the word born dad so
you got banned you're not it's not
allowed right now is Doug dad getting
unbanned I'm not allowing my dad to hang
out in the community if you won't even
follow the rules free dad well Dad needs
to this is a society okay okay wait I'm
going to add the rule where you can't
you can you have to only say four-letter
words because that way you can't say
free
dad lot of lot of people getting banned
for Dad free
Papa somebody said free boo Papa he's
just a normal father we must free the
boo Papa love the boo Papa imagine a
First Time chapter coming in and getting
yelled at that their message is illegal
and they get banned and they have no
idea why what a great Community look
this is simply survival of the fittest
glad dug born oh glad du born actually
works wow that's legal you know what I'm
I actually will accept this you guys
have found a creative way to wish me
happy birthday well done it is legal
we're still losing people for sure
though oh come on you're still able to
insult me pity that Doug borne how are
you still finding ways to talk [ __ ]
about me all right here are the current
rules one your message cannot include
the words happy birthday booty hoppy or
any variations of it your message must
include at least one of every vowel and
on top of that your message cannot have
two of the same letters in a row good
luck with that [ __ ] merry date of
hatching Doug I was not hatched like a
bird this is actually a good run by the
way for anybody who's playing paying
attention to the video game AE I O U why
would I care about the game okay hold on
I'm adding another rule I'm adding back
the rule that it has to be four
characters this way you can't just say i
e o AE I O U wait is what the [ __ ] Doug
legal how did you not get banned oh you
said [ __ ] Doug AE
IO how many how long are you getting
banned for 800,000 seconds wait that's 9
days well hold on you guys are gone for
like more than a week I'm not going to
have any viewers next week at all [ __ ] I
had all these
ideas have nobody watching nobody's
going to be able to say anything I have
like ideas that involve chat quit
sabotaging your career well it's really
funny if you think about it the
important thing even though I've lost
potentially thousands of my own viewers
for at least the entire next week and
potentially ruined some of the stream
ideas I had is that nobody has been
wishing me a happy birthday skin really
really that was your we're an hour and
40 minutes into the stream you've
survived this long through all the rules
and then finally at this point you think
all right I think it's safe to say skin
and you get signed up for all right I'm
going to do one run without the rules
and you guys can just talk as you want
if you if you've survived it's insane
that Doug is milking us all for the next
stream which is an unbanned stream this
is why this channel is the best I have
no idea how to unban you guys just to be
clear like there are literally over a
thousand people who are banned for like
a week I have no idea how to undo this
so I'm just screwed there's no like plan
to undo this to be clear I just have to
deal with this so I literally logged
into stream today said hello and got
banned so guess who logged into PayPal
for the first time in this idea this how
I extort you for money Doug help what
are all the rules I left for like 30
minutes and I am terrified to chat
that's the environment I want in my
streams for you to come back and say I'm
terrified what is going on that's the
ideal stream environment doesn't Banning
anyone who says normal messages in
twitch chat mean we have a worse
experience compared to YouTube chat you
are violating the twitch contract nobody
tell the CEO of twitch technically I
might be breaking the twitch Rules by
doing this simc casting guidelines this
is what allows me to stream on both
YouTube and twitch at the same time you
ensure that the quality of twitch users
experience of your simcast is at a
minimum no less than the experience on
other platforms or services including by
your engagement with the twitch
Community for example via chat I maybe
you could argue it's more of an
experience that I banned about 5,000 of
you right it's performance art is it for
me to ban you guys okay actually how
many people do you think will check out
my stream for the first time and will
never return because of all the Bannings
cuz that's funny too that's very very
funny all right there's got to be at
least like 30 people who would have been
a fan of this Channel and I've lost them
forever cuz they're like that sucks that
was not fun easily 100 our current
estimate is close to
25,000 people banned dud this is like
this is like all of next week the
streams are going to whatever good news
is I don't think I'm streaming till
Wednesday but that doesn't matter cuz
then Wednesday Thursday and Friday I'm
going to try to stream and then nobody
will be here update 3,300
bands so what you're saying is we've
lost 3,300 cowards no actually we've
lost 3,300 Giga Chads who looked my band
bot in the face and took a ban for a
week all right yeah that was the wrong
way to think about it okay so what
you're saying is we've successfully got
rid of 3,300 out of 9,000 all right
we're about 25% of the way there Thanos
snap us we could also just ban half you
randomly I don't know what that
accomplishes whatsoever if we do instead
of all these rules chat rule test chat
rule test is one of the greatest rules I
ever made if you type a message there's
a 50% chance you get banned you guys
want to send it I think what we have to
agree is that we turn this on and every
person here has to send a message all
right I need a commitment from at least
90% of you that you won't be a coward
and that you're going to send it will
you send one message only one you don't
have to send multiple I need a
confirmation that you'll send it think
of the glory if you survive okay we're
at 87% I I need I need full commitment
here I need 90% commitment it's right if
10% of you are cowards we need 90%
commitment would you rather die on your
feet to a Thanos snap or live on your
knees knowing you never even took the
chance okay we got to get this up 87% we
can get that to 90 we're almost 89 come
on we can get to 90 we need to know that
N9 out of 10 members of the community
will stand and take the Thanos snap
we're so close 89% if you're a lurker
you don't normally type I need you to
come out of hiding I need you to type a
one and commit to sending one message
and seeing if you survive it's 50/50
chance those odds are great no M Mor
send it send it morus does our community
really need moderators who haven't even
stood in front of Thanos and survived
the Thanos snap we're 89.6 almost 89.7
there's only like three mods left all
the mods have to go in 90% I'm so proud
of twitch chat there's no cowards here
we're going for Glory okay all right
well um I mean I guess get your message
ready chat roll Thanos snap it's just a
50/50 whether you're banned or not it's
for like 9 days okay I'm honored to see
you on the other side I honor every
Fallen chatter here who stood in the
Thanos snap and I honor everybody who
survives and makes it through to the
other side because they they ran out of
the trench and they faced Thanos head on
with brutal eye contact YouTube chat is
like watching the battlefield from a
distance with binoculars they're giving
the 07s like no don't do it don't jump
out of the trench and get a last message
in now if you have any final messages to
to anybody else in the community to any
of the survivors who are left on the
other side any anything you want them to
carry on in your memory during the next
9 days I was so young I've been here for
5 minutes have mercy it's not up to me
it's not up to me it's up to this random
seed generator Thanos snap function I'm
activating the code I'll see you on the
other side chat the Tweet Chad
Eliminator is now
activated God
speed beautiful JS you beautiful
beautiful JS oh no that's a
that's a lot that's we're losing a lot
of good chob just send the one message
said lost no we lost
Mar we lost we have one we have one
mod we're losing so many people don't
type twice don't send two messages I
typed four times why don't do it Thanos
will find you this is my third message
don't do it don't be a hero fourth time
no you're
out people are
bragging you're like bragging about how
what's the record what's the record has
anybody got has anybody get above more I
at seven okay somebody got this that's
crazy that guy's definitely dead now
though like definitely dead for sure
we're losing a lot no you are lucky
number three no no no not very lucky I
Will Survive
seven a lot of people got to seven
that's crazy wait somebody said eight
eight and you survived he didn't this
eight did not survive I'm going to turn
it off I'm going to turn off I'm going
to turn off twitch chat you did it you
survived we prob I don't think we have
many viewers left how wait what's the
record did anybody survive like five I
made it through six messages that's
insane I survived two trenches wow most
of our survivors were just Reckless okay
we've lost most of the mods 12 messages
I survived Thanos loves you dude quick
sparse I think you're the only not
banned mod left we don't need them well
here's the good news the amount of
people in the community that need to be
moderated is going down proportionally
with the amount of mods that we're
Banning so kind of okay Operation Desert
Storm began August 2nd wait what's the
one that happened on my birthday cuz my
dad told me that when he was holding me
in his arms right when I escaped from my
mom's vagina that he was looking at the
TV and America was invading Iraq oh Gulf
War excuse me Gulf War I must flip my
coin I think okay here's the issue you
guys all seem to be Adrenaline Junkies
now I think everybody's addicted to the
thrill of testing Thanos to see if you
will are alive you guys want to flip you
guys want to flip again I we still got a
lot of people here if you survive this
the snap you don't have to type again
okay but if you're an adrenaline junky
dude if you want the [ __ ] thrill then
[ __ ] send it all right we're going
Thanos hey the twitch chat Eliminator is
now can I get a Pog for all the
Daredevils in chat look at these guys
they're [ __ ] wild woo look at that
[ __ ] oh we're losing a lot of good
people a lot of good people yeah okay
these guys are crazy dude God damn it
quick SP
no we lost the last mod God damn it at
least he went out cool okay I'm turn I'm
turning it off I'm turning it off oh no
sick be's alive okay sby did send a
message and survived so fortunately
Thanos has gifted us with uh a single
mod Left S I hope you're not doing
anything right now because we we do kind
of we do kind of need you I think we
lost several hundred more people though
is the problem I survived 10 messages
holy [ __ ] that that might be record
let's get splunking all right I forgot
we're playing spunky wait okay new idea
it could be if you type a message
there's a one in 100 chance that you ban
one of the three remaining mods but
there's a 99% chance you ban yourself
and we see if there's enough people in
the community that want to try to take
down the mods I'll be willing to jump in
the line of fire but only if you import
OBS websockets and have twitch chat have
a 0.001% chance to stop the stream
entirely so we could have you guys
kamakazi bomb into the stream to try to
shut it down and if you fail you get
banned here's issue all right I like the
idea of a final boss of you guys needing
to self-sacrifice to try to turn off the
stream the problem is that there there's
like two hours of alerts that I need to
get through so I'm probably going to
actually just play Spunky for like a few
rounds which was the point of today by
the way
boring I'm really sorry to do this to
everybody but we're going to have to sit
and watch me play video games video
games on my twitch stream unacceptable
oh U's here hi umu we have one mod again
we are very very low on mods though two
mods [ __ ] look I'm going to play
Spunky for a little bit bit we're going
to sorry you're going to have to look at
video games I apologize that you have to
look at
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this okay we've written a function the
function is called defeat the stream you
will have a one in 10,000 chance to call
the function if you get it you get to
end the stream and everybody will think
you're a hero you can end this otherwise
we'll see you in 9 days everybody ready
this is maybe the most forbid foe that
twitch chat is faced yet the raid boss
to end the stream are you ready I'm
activating the twitch chat Eliminator is
now activated we go oh no
okay we don't even know technically if
the code will work if it suddenly turns
off that's what's happening no nobody's
got you yet definitely nobody's gotten
it illegal I mean we've lost a couple
hundred people we're going to need more
than that okay we're literally going to
lose everybody I mean I don't even know
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