Driving my New Mustang Until I Total It

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today I'm going to be driving a Mustang

until I completely total it or drive

through a giant crowd of people

whichever comes

first my God that's terrible mansau it's

not my fault that the car is just used

to that that's what they do play the

clip

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all right so let's get started oh my God

what did you run him over call the

ambulance I didn't even see him I'm god

what the heck if you've been injured in

an accident or innocently smacked by a

Ford Mustang call Sweet James accident

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attorneys I decided after many years I'm

going to film a mustang video finally

and that's only after I've taken several

bone marrow transplants to beef up my

skeletal structure for when I get

severely injured my God there's no

telling after I shift this shifter the

hell that will unfold you just shifted

it also it sounds like everybody

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push guys guys push harder look what you

guys did now oh my God you always blame

things on everybody else but you that's

your fault guys come on shut up this is

your fault in the first place listen all

you do is blame things on other people

you just lost control okay that was not

me I'm done with this dude you don't

know what you're doing why are you

getting out go just

go that sounds so so good yeah this is

like a super car this thing is absurd

okay dude that sounds great dud it

doesn't Cody there's turns coming up I'm

good at driving stop I was taking

Corners at like 180 last time that's not

even possible after days of saving I

finally picked up days a Mustang 5 I was

thinking today we could take this to the

car meet there a super car meet going on

no no no no we can't pull up in this

super cars this is not in the same class

this is a completely different type of

cars I'll just swing in we'll Flex on

everybody and leave dude who are you

flexing on so I think this is the car me

hold on he's telling you to stop

honestly wait Cody he's bro he hit my

mirror he was trying to tell you to

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stop what sup guys it's that young Lambo

kid here I really like the color on this

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one Cody these cars are way too nice to

be here

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no why the are you turning off traction

do not do a

donut please stop dude I actually my god

dude they're laugh they love it he's

going to hit all the

cars Cody please stop what is he doing

they're loving this they do not love it

literally one bit hey they are literally

laughing at

us man this is even supposed to be here

let me park and enjoy it get out of here

look at these cars it's fine dude C we

got a get out of here Cody

stopwhere else is he doing out of here

bro you just stalled it dud they love it

have you ever driven a before is your

dad here help me get the trophies out

you have trophies we are not putting

these in front of the

car trophies yeah keep laughing fourth

place stop quit embarrassing me let me

set the trophies up bro this is so

stupid listen if you can actually help

set up some of the coms over on the side

I'm the one in the 504 Mustang I'm going

to get the display board and you can

finish you have a display board Cody why

do you have a tropy for second place at

the chili cook

off can't even open worst sounding

exhaust okay no put that one away they

weren't supposed to see that dude if you

listen for 2 seconds you'd hear

everybody is laughing at you no they're

laughing with me are you laughing right

now no and you're here for it's not the

car meat it's a it's a private meat I'm

going to rev it they don't want you to R

it don't do that stop nobody wants you

to rev it I L just you're

rolling

stop did everybody like that everyone's

leaving actually why is everybody going

Cody nobody wanted you to come here wait

are they all rolling out yes they're

leav no they're cruising they're going

on a cruise dud we

no hey dude let's pack these up I want

to get rolling with the crew before we

lose him help me pack these up be super

careful please that's my uh best in

category red 2015 5 Mustangs no giv

please don't scratch them don't shut

the what was that be careful man

please please be careful be

careful here I forgot my I forgot my car

model what the

heck what are you doing why are you why

are you destroying the trophy you just

broke my glass shut up if you want to

leave so bad get in the car

let's

go oh look your second annual chili

cookoff second place trophy is still

intact there we go it's getting

car let's go we're going to miss Cody

they do not want to cruise with

you you're burning the clutch that was F

just drive slow through the parking lot

show off a little bit there's still

people Cody

slow my God Cody there's a kid Cody you

just hit a kid cody you're going to get

arrested you're going to get arrested

Cody you're going to get

arrested you are fleeing you are

literally fleeing right now Cody he's

coming does he see me my God this video

is powered by sweet James accident and

injury attorneys little figure this is

sweet

James we might be needing him he's fine

he'll be okay guys let's get this

cleaned up

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I don't usually go to a controlled place

like a RAC trck but I thought this would

be a good idea to really feel the

genuine power and performance and

handling

capabilities with you in the car to

enjoy it with

me for the turbo spool turbo there's no

turbos the traction control is on

there's no reason to wreck my challenge

here all I have to do is successfully go

around this track once not killing

someone vehicular manslaughter running

over someone hitting someone killing

myself and others with a deadly weapon

smacking into people smacking people

running into guard rails flipping and

killing myself and you Cody I I don't

know if I want to ride with you we'll be

going under 200 wait the pits is right

here can you just drop me off up here

one second man why are you buckling your

helmet I'm scared you're the one driving

I'm scared let me

out oh oh

that was a flame try a

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launch jeez Louise man that was actually

a lot better than I expected the

traction control help it's a miracle in

a normal civilian interaction it sounds

horrible on the track it kind of does

sound good but unfortunately the

traction controls coming off I actually

am going to get out of the car no no

just St man this is what I want to

duplicate

I don't know how that happens it's

actually it's probably going to weird

de oh my

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God that's a Mustang that was a Mustang

that's what I was waiting for the myths

are true that can get scary really quick

oh my God I don't think that's a man

factur fought if traction controls off

but like what's going on though you

know what what were you saying to him oh

nothing I was just saying what's up

sound like you're saying helping no I

keep hitting

second no other car would do that no I'm

not trying to spin out like this is no

same way as before yes

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360 what does it mean when none of the

gears work uh I think we grenaded the

transmission and also we're on fire and

dying inside of the car send help call

911 immediately it's stuck in first were

you like ripping the shifter like really

hard like back and forth

no whoever just blew the Mustang

transmission I'm going to catch you kill

the one driving the car this is what I'm

talking about you just offut it to other

people says you you want me to do a

burnout light him up light him up just

give him a little bit yeah just give a

little bit do a

burnout all right yeah watch this

yeah

yeah

yeah yeah

tires AR spit they good they're not

spitting he said the tires aren't

spitting the tires are not

spitting stop you're going to blow the

engine it's still smoking dude it's

still smoking I crazy burn it's still

smoking I think you just cooked your

clutch dude why didn't you stop me oh my

God I did I told you they were screaming

for you I'll do a crazy burnout next

time been in the shop for 9 months the

only thing that's been in a shot for 9

months is your mom that doesn't even

make sense my mom is in a retirement

home the only entertaining thing here is

you that's a compliment cool not even

like mean at all the only loser here is

me yep yeah no that's not what I meant

the only person filming here is you I

that's right all right you see these

cones right here all those cones in that

line I'm going to demonstrate my

maneuvering abilities in the worst

maneuvering car on Earth my goal is to

weave in between all these cones in less

than 4

seconds bro holy sh speed up let me

Focus dude this isn't even a test

anybody can do

this is hitting all of them you're

hitting all of them Cody what happened

look at the course you go in between the

cones Cody I didn't hit him well that's

a good thing that's a

good oh my God what I just Cody get out

of the car I'm fine who's you just hit

this kid oh oh my God that was from his

head maybe we can run before anybody

comes call an ambulance there's one

right there call what do we do dude so

much money the car just lost control

you're the one that was I'll just tell

them the car was out of control right

dude I think he's like severely in oh no

his fo little body another victim of the

Mustang dude it was literally the car it

was the car he got sted by it was the

car he'll be fine raise your chin up for

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me what's your name BR nice to meet you

I need you to take some deep breaths for

me look I was on my phone and I just

couldn't see you you were driving with

your phone on I was playing bejweled I

don't care you were well that's why it

was an accident but then the car lost

control doctor I can't feel my legs

who's going to pay for my car damages

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yep so I'm driving without a license I

will run but anyways I don't advocate

for that what I do Advocate against is

police officers misusing their power and

taking driver's licenses when they're

not supposed to pretty soon I'll be

publishing the video on how the Frankin

PD stole my editor's driver's license

for no reason but anyway my first

impressions of this car you

know it's it's actually the

worst sounds like one ton Tanya after

some Taco

Bell there's so many Tik toks about like

Mustang owners being like my neighbors

when I start the car in the

morning yeah I wonder why they probably

want to they probably don't want to be

anywhere near you I blew the

transmission already for 10 minutes of

track time so it's been to the shop in

the California Special what the is that

I don't know it's probably going to give

me cancer wait no no no no they're using

slang to say that California is special

these buttons first of all look like

Latos

bills what the

hell oh I don't want to put too much gas

in the car because obviously it's not

going to make it too long and I don't

want to waste money I just want to put

just enough gas in the car to get it by

until we don't need it anymore how much

gas is

that

uh okay that should be good that was it

yeah I put zero ounces

in wa are you doing

that I tried street racing and I passed

a carop but they didn't pull me over cuz

I was only going like 177 M an hour I'm

going to try this hill climb here yeah

you guys can't tell how steep it is

maybe the editor could put a visual of

how steep it

is

wow I'm actually kind of impressed I'm

sure it can do this right how far does

the oil pan stick down I think it is

like the

lowest thing in the car

that didn't sound good okay so I'm just

going to casually Full Throttle pin to

the floor in sixth gear that is the

opposite of

casual it's not going to do

it

ah what a stupid car there's no weight

in the back on the Ferrari all the

weight was over the rear wheels it was

just like planting itself we need more

weight let's get your mom

oh wow I just had spine surgery

so question is will the car go with the

cargo well that's my

ride

what that's

not all right let's

go spinning already oh my God okay

they're going

everywhere it's in the back it feels

worse oh yeah yeah

yeah it's going to make

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a oh you probably cut

it what

the what was that I have 11 P side back

Tire's blown going up the

dam yeah

don't go in the

pond Cody it's near the end of the video

and you haven't toted the car yet oh yes

I'm very well aware this car is actually

impressing me I went the whole video

without hitting a crowd of

people did I hit anything you just

smashed into a crowd of people I got

this let me back out

oh my God okay well the car is not total

cuz it's still moving so that only means

one

thing oh that does not sound good at all

thanks for pulling me out anytime no

problem Cody are you serious oh no I

know it's a doing in the event of a car

accident stop drop and roll you're in

poison I this look at it I'm allergic to

poison

ivy I think we're good that was a close

one thankfully there's no

damage I think I'm on something yeah you

just ran over the people again I got to

cool this motor off move up that way

back

up keep coming keep coming yeah okay

yeah it's goinging

off oh my God there's a log through the

radiator now the event of it over

meeting I will stop for 1 millisecond

and then

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continue remember that time back in 024

when we Crush that Mustang and flipped

it 60 times wait it is

24 my neck is fine hold up let me

unbuckle oh you want unclip my

belt ow dude my leg it's fine if I can

start this and drive it I give the car a

pass which is rare no key detected hold

up here's our key let me put that in the

cup

holder keeps falling out there's

something that was faulty if this thing

starts I will actually buy one of these

instead of stealing it again

wait oh my

god dude that was actually crazy the G

wagon wouldn't do that thing's a piece

of crap won't even start and this is all

that happened so I don't know why they

engineered it with that through the

front you did that that's all you do is

try to blame things on other people so

it looks like our Anvil tried eating its

way out of the car yeah it's kind of

carnivorous I think it's totaled and in

that case that would declare me the

winner so for that reason I'm

out I think this car is a piece of junk

cuz otherwise it would not be upside

down but you did all this and it hit 30

people you driving car cars cars are

respons for killing over one people a

year no it's the people that hit people

not the cars oh well if that's the logic

then we should apply that to other

things

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the car's been sitting upside down all

night so I'm going to flip it back over

and immediately start it

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up this oil coming out of our headlight

I'm really curious why they put oil in

the headlight to begin with

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how did it do that

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