MOVING INTO MY MY HOUSE... *cleaning out my disgusting hoarder barn*
Summary
TLDRIn this amusing and relatable video, the creator embarks on a daunting yet rewarding journey to clean and organize her barn, which has become a chaotic repository of her past life. Over several days, she tackles the overwhelming task of sorting through a sea of belongings, from abandoned kitchenware to designer items, all while battling bugs and her own procrastination. With a mix of humor and determination, she makes progress, finding places for items, constructing shelves, and even contemplating the stories behind certain pieces. The video offers a candid look at the struggles and small victories in the pursuit of order and the emotional attachments we form with our possessions.
Takeaways
- 🏡 The video is about the process of cleaning and organizing a barn that has been used as a storage space for years.
- 👚 The owner has a lot of clothes and items stored in the barn, including designer pieces and gifts from family and friends.
- 🕷️ The barn is infested with bugs and spiders, which the owner is trying to deal with while cleaning.
- 👗 The video shows the struggle of deciding what to keep, what to throw away, and what to sell or donate.
- 🛠️ The owner purchases and assembles shelves from Costco to help organize and store items more efficiently.
- 🐿️ There is an attempt to befriend a squirrel and feed it specific nuts, showing a lighter side to the cleaning process.
- 🎨 The video includes personal anecdotes and reflections on past purchases and their sentimental value.
- 🧹 The cleaning process is slow and laborious, with the owner expressing frustration and exhaustion.
- 🌧️ Weather conditions, such as rain and thunder, affect the cleaning progress and force the owner to take breaks.
- 📦 The owner finds various items in the barn, including robes, boots, and yoga equipment, and contemplates their usefulness and sentimental value.
Q & A
What is the primary task the narrator is undertaking in the video?
-The narrator is undertaking the task of cleaning and organizing her barn, which has been used as a storage space for a long time.
How does the narrator describe her barn initially?
-The narrator describes her barn as infested with bugs, full of the ghosts of her past life, and a hoarder's paradise.
What is the narrator's attitude towards her cleaning process?
-The narrator's attitude towards her cleaning process is a mix of frustration, humor, and determination, with moments of self-deprecation and exasperation.
What does the narrator wear as her 'specialty cleaning outfit'?
-The narrator wears an outfit that she believes is perfectly on theme for cleaning a barn, although the specifics of the outfit are not detailed in the transcript.
What is the narrator's strategy for dealing with the chaos in her barn?
-The narrator's strategy involves sorting through items, deciding what to keep, what to move inside her house, and what to discard or sell.
How does the narrator interact with the squirrels outside her barn?
-The narrator tries to make friends with the squirrels by providing them with specific nuts she bought from Costco, and she even gives them names like 'chippy' and 'dippy'.
What does the narrator find in the mail that causes her concern?
-The narrator finds a large bee in the mail, which she mentions has made its way into her house, and she is concerned about getting it out.
What is the narrator's approach to dealing with bugs and spiders she encounters?
-The narrator expresses a strong aversion to bugs and spiders, stating that she will kill spiders quickly and is repulsed by the idea of touching bugs with her bare hands.
What does the narrator do to make progress with her cleaning and organizing?
-The narrator purchases shelves from Costco, builds them, and uses them to organize items that she decides to keep.
How does the narrator feel about her possessions from past years?
-The narrator reflects on her past purchases with a mix of regret and amusement, acknowledging that she would not make the same choices today and considering some items to be unwise investments.
What is the weather like on the day the narrator is cleaning out her barn?
-The weather is initially fine, but it later starts to rain heavily, which the narrator describes as 'violently raining,' causing her to pause her cleaning efforts.
What does the narrator plan to do with her designer items from the past?
-The narrator contemplates whether to keep or discard her designer items, acknowledging that she no longer purchases such items and has no intention of doing so in the future.
What is the final state of the barn after the narrator's cleaning efforts?
-The final state of the barn is significantly cleaner and more organized, with furniture and items placed properly and the space looking more like a functional area rather than a cluttered storage space.
Outlines
🏡 Barn Renovation and Moving Struggles
The script introduces a personal journey of moving into a house after a three-year delay. The narrator describes their barn, filled with items from their past life, as a metaphor for holding everything together. Despite the chaos, they find it charming and are determined to clean and organize it. The video captures the beginning of the cleaning process, with the narrator expressing a mix of excitement and frustration about the task ahead.
🐿️ Barn Cleanout: A Tidy Quest with Wildlife
The narrator continues their barn cleanout, expressing their start-and-stop approach to the task. They attempt to befriend a squirrel and share humorous anecdotes about trying to gain its trust. The cleanout reveals various items, from abandoned household goods to personal treasures, and the narrator contemplates the memories attached to each. The video also highlights the challenges of living in a bug-infested environment and the narrator's humorous and sometimes fearful reactions to the creatures they encounter.
📦 Unpacking Memories and Making Space
The cleanout progresses with the narrator unpacking bins filled with items from their past. They reflect on purchases they now regret, like a useless product related to 'demonic babies' and designer items from their youth. The narrator also discusses their approach to decluttering and the emotional weight of letting go of certain items. The process is slow and arduous, with the narrator showing determination but also moments of doubt and exhaustion.
👗 Revamping the Wardrobe and Facing Challenges
The narrator focuses on organizing their wardrobe, dealing with piles of clothes and miscellaneous items. They express a desire to live in a more organized manner, away from the chaos of having their clothes scattered on the floor. The process is time-consuming and physically demanding, with the narrator finding and evaluating each piece of clothing, deciding what to keep and what to discard. The video captures the struggle between the desire for order and the overwhelming nature of the task.
🕷️ The Ongoing Battle with Bugs and Barn Cleanout
The narrator continues to clean the barn, facing an uphill battle against bugs and clutter. They describe the physical strain of moving heavy items and the emotional toll of the slow progress. Despite the challenges, they make significant progress, cleaning corners and dealing with various creatures, including spiders. The video captures the narrator's resilience and humor in the face of a daunting task.
🛒 Shopping for Supplies and Reflecting on Past Purchases
The narrator goes shopping for supplies, including a new shelf, and reflects on their past spending habits. They share anecdotes about items they've bought on Depop and the stories attached to them, such as a shirt with 'magical powers' and a sweater from a traumatic flight experience. The video also includes a humorous story about a Versace robe given away by the narrator's grandmother and rescued from Goodwill. The shopping trip is part of the ongoing effort to organize and renovate the barn.
🛠️ Assembling Shelves and Confronting the Barn's Chaos
The video follows the narrator as they assemble shelves from Costco to help organize the barn. They describe the physical and mental challenges of the task, including a failed attempt that causes them to feel 'irritable beyond repair.' Despite the setbacks, they manage to create more storage space and continue to find places for various items. The narrator also contemplates the potential of the barn and the original vision they had for it.
🎉 Revealing the Transformed Barn and Future Plans
The narrator presents the transformed barn, showcasing the progress made and the organization achieved. They reflect on the journey and the challenges faced, expressing a sense of accomplishment and mental clarity. The barn is now a place where everything has a designated spot, and the narrator feels a renewed sense of purpose and excitement for future projects. The video concludes with a lighthearted conversation about an upcoming trip to Brownsville, Texas, and updates on the narrator's babies, Max and Evelyn.
Mindmap
Keywords
💡Barn
💡Cleaning Out
💡Interior Design
💡Tetris
💡Chaos
💡Spider
💡Organizing
💡Shelf
💡Depop
💡Versace Robe
💡Mental Clarity
Highlights
Moving into a house after 3 years of living in a barn.
Interior design and spatial awareness efforts in the barn.
The barn's role as a metaphor for holding everything together.
Challenge of maintaining motivation during the cleaning process.
Attempts to befriend a squirrel and the importance of patience.
Dealing with a bug-infested environment during cleaning.
The dilemma of being a self-proclaimed spider killer.
The struggle with organizing and the impact on mental health.
The process of unpacking and discovering forgotten items.
Reflections on past purchases and their current value.
The physical and emotional toll of cleaning and organizing.
The decision-making process regarding what to keep and what to discard.
Building a makeshift closet to improve living conditions.
The experience of shopping on Depop and the joy of selling.
Rediscovering a Versace robe and the story behind it.
The transformation of the barn and the sense of accomplishment.
The importance of taking breaks and the impact of weather on the cleaning process.
Transcripts
[Music]
good evening
everybody um my gosh my eyes are crying
The Pedestrian driving by are making me
nervous welcome back to my favorite
place in the whole wide world my prized
possession my ready to blow over
infested with bugs full of the ghost of
my past life hoarder
Barn everyone already knows the whole
fail I can finally move into my house 3
years later the whole thing was a
nightmare yada yada yada yada yada but
the point
is I'm still moving from the inside of
my porter Barn so if you look inside
it's really quite Charming you can see I
did a lot of spatial awareness a lot of
interior design a lot of advanced Tetris
was going on in here and you know what
no matter how much [ __ ] I bring in it
never looks any better and that is just
really
encouraging oh it's really a beautiful
metaphor because for the longest time
for the past 3 years of my life This
Barn has been the only thing the only
thing holding it together this is where
everything has been held together and
now currently looking inside of it is
what is driving my brain to Pure
[Music]
Insanity I feel like in order to get
into the
cleaning Spirit we need a specialty
cleaning
outfit okay you can't tell me this isn't
perfectly on theme have you ever seen a
girl ready to clean a barn cuz that's
what this is I started cleaning out this
Barn many many moons ago the thing is I
start something and I'm like all
inspired and I'm like I'm going to get
this done today then when I don't get it
done today then I just give up it months
go by before I ever think about it again
but I'll show you what I've been doing
in the meantime I have been trying to
make friends with the squirrel so
yesterday when I went to Costco because
I was getting more stuff to organize my
closet like I needed more hangers I got
specific nuts to feed the squirrel like
the best [ __ ] ever look at him he
stopped he's like holy
[ __ ] oh come
on I'm trying to get him to trust me you
can hi chippy
the fatter one's
dippy this one's chippy he's a little
skinny hey chippy watch out for that
screw Bud oh my
God this is the most exciting thing
that's happened all year chip watch out
for that screw
buddy oh he made it run away oh he's
okay he'll come back is this my quarter
life crisis maybe this thing will be the
death of me feel like I cannot simply
move on with my life
until we get this somewhat under
control like come on come on I wouldn't
even say it's organized chaos it's just
simply chaos so we have a long day where
to even begin like what's a girl to do I
have so many dreams in my head I have so
many Visions I have so many plans in my
brain they just never fully get executed
because everything is such a mess that I
look at it and then I keep looking at it
and then I give up because just looking
at it like is too much I want to do this
before it gets too hot because then this
place is going to be filled with bugs
and I'm going to be trying to clean
things and I'm going to be screaming the
whole time today I got the mail brought
the mail inside was going through the
mail ginormous gigantic GMO style
ginormous bee came out of the mail into
the house the bee is still in the house
did I get it out no okay see there's
already spiders there's already spiders
and I hate to say this because I don't
know how it'll be construed I'm a
[ __ ] spider killer I will slay a
spider so [ __ ]
fast what in the hell this is like
Halloween Express this is how the
process is going to go are these
disgusting moving blankets serving me
any good no they're just annoying the
[ __ ] out of me I will not become a
hoarder is my job entertainment kind of
do I want to be on TLC
no a a oh my God there's a
[Music]
bug is it a cricet is it a spider I
don't know but it's gross that has to be
dead though because it hasn't moved in a
hot minute I swear if I touch a bug with
my raw hands I will scream so loud
someone will call 911 that bug is
definitely dead defo dto I am a lot of
pounds and the cricket is not even one
no don't come back in get the hell back
out there yuck I can't even deal oh
perfect past me was thinking about
future me and left gloves to go
genuinely no clue what's in these
boxes gosh dang whoever packed this was
so efficient too
efficient oh my God is it a box inside
of a
box I do know what this is It's the
bottom piece to an insanely insanely
heavy
table
oh there's two legs to the table it's
starting to come back to
me bringing in a bin
abandoned bowls plethora of abandoned
bowls another plethora of abandoned
bowls abandoned coffee cup abandoned can
opener abandoned microwave
bowls my treasured abandoned Trisha cup
I would love to move past the point
where I just watered the fake plant for
what for what like why abandoned
blender oh I feel the spider
web I'm going to do the nice thing and
I'm going to let the spider go outside
okay since I'm also cleaning out the
closet we'll work on the abandoned
clothes bug of the batch is better this
time it's a rly poy instead of a
tarantula wow lots of pans for all the
cooking that I do on the regular basis
little cooking paintbrush with the
cooking board we're in business now
[ __ ] get the hell out of the pan I
knew there was going to be one it's so
alive I know these [ __ ] can jump oh
it's thinking about it you jump you die
[ __ ]
[Music]
oh don't you D from inside nope okay I
got it we can
totally accomplish
things I'm eventually going to have to
get over the fact that I live in a
highly bug
populated Arena perhaps we could use
this as exposure therapy um but also
based on how many miscellaneous crawlers
are going through my dishes what's
inside of my clothes you know
[Music]
we had to take a few hour intermission
but I'm back and that intermission
included me going to Costco to get a 90
lb shelf this guy comes and he tries to
help me pick up the Shelf like this man
like this elderly man and then I was so
embarrassed to asked for another one
help picking up the second one that I
only got one but I have a vision I was
looking at this and I was like oh my God
I knew that box was Heavy it's a part of
the vision I don't know how figure it
out but I'm confident that I can looks
important there is no way that this
could be that hard yeah what are you
doing I'm going to do some laundry well
you're going to be really disappointed
cuz I use the last tide pod
today so good luck you think dish soap
will work no no not at
all don't do that hand so no what in the
[ __ ] is this use some type of lubricant
to ease the jointing I don't have
that are you serious don't even think
about
it I'm going to lose my [ __ ] just hold
on okay can you come hold this
thing you okay now hold that right there
this is going to be really hard for you
to build
no it's not I'm almost
done now you take that one push them
in
nice job
great the purpose of the Shelf is that
the bins have a
[Music]
home if you're starting to see what I
see it's starting to look like a
win nice nice oh my gosh the day went by
so fast ask how beautiful it is
outside well so oh there's a stupid
thing in the middle um so last night the
camera died but have no fear I will be
doing this for what seems to be the rest
of my life I spent all day all day
literally all day yesterday cleaning out
this barn and it doesn't look like I
really did anything like at all so
that's cool agenda for the day the bins
that are filled with the ghost most of
my past life option A is to move things
inside option b if things don't quite
make the inside cut off we put them on
the shelf in the garage option C they
got to go that's where we're at today I
think that the best plan of action is
just to literally take each bin inside
and unpack
it this one has actually really nice
[ __ ] in
it of all the things that I've ever
purchased in my entire life this has to
be the stupidest thing the stupidest
most idiotic most unfortunate thing that
I've ever swiped my money on and the
reality is I'll never get my money back
I forget what they did I know it had
something to do with demonic babies they
flopped do I think this is cute no do I
want it no am I screaming Throwing Fire
in the air that I spent money on this
yes there's ibuprofen in it probably cuz
there's a lot of healing there's a lot
of healing to do from this o crushed hat
from a gas station nice little orange
hat okay I could rock that at the pool
that all goes inside oh I remember
specifically moving out of my apartment
and shoving this entire thing with nail
polish yep it's all here we have
everything holot Taco shout out to holot
Taco a mask 2020 core my brother and I
were die hard we were die hard for these
little itty bitty mini teeny Gucci
backpacks I know that Gucci's also
flopping the last time I purchased a
designer thing was probably 2020 I was
Reckless when I was a little 20 20 some
year- old I just simply didn't care
would I do that now no not a single
chance that I would do that now but I'm
glad I I'm glad I wasted my money on
miscellaneous designer things when I was
young cuz I don't think I'll ever buy
another thing all of these Chris Jenners
of the world they're like these things
are investments these are your
investment pieces no I couldn't get Jack
[ __ ] for this I would take this to a
store and they'd be like we'll give you
$5 play's closet wouldn't even take
this ah oh my god do you notice how
everything extravagant that I own is a
gift for my brother and Shane yeah Gucci
glasses Juda has these very Judo seore
if I wanted to make my Resurgence on Tik
Tok I'd throw these on and do the little
like crotch grab and
[Music]
swirl this is not a task for the Ft of
heart okay looking good I'm going to
eventually need another shelf so I might
as well just suck it up and do it today
hopefully I find another strong man that
can
help this is my Costco hul yogis Mega
tide pod a million Clorox wipes calini
salad little mini sandwiches for six
things that grant me basic survival it
cost me
$200
yay mission accomplished I got it in the
car that means I can get it out of the
car close enough in theory
the second one should be
easier do you see the
[Music]
Visions buen
71 how we all doing I would say that
this is like stage three stage you might
see this handy Contraption behind me and
be like waran are you getting into
engineering no I'm not I'm actually just
building a nice little Clothing Rack
because not only do I not have a toilet
I also don't have a closet my current
version of having a closet is genuinely
just having my [ __ ] all over the
floor the floor is my closet and that's
been working okay for 2 3 months now but
I've decided I'm over having my clothes
laying on the floor but I think for
today we could get the damn clothes off
of the damn floor so I'm functioning
like a normal
person figured I could have a makeshift
closet until I'm ready to build a closet
because that God we all like how slow am
I I do everything so damn slow it could
be a decade it could be a decade it
could be two decades before I wake up
one day and I'm like oh wow I I would
really like a closet you know but I
don't think it's doing my brain any
favors to have everything just scattered
on the floor like a
rat okay
okay okay I'm paril in building my dream
closet come on come on we can do it
ladies and I honestly feel like I can do
it
fast thought I could do two at a time
and now there's a dead in the wall this
will be
so fun because my favorite way to live
life anyway is to pretend that I just
live at the hotel I'm Ivanka and I live
at the Tipton people could give you
Grace and say oh she just moved in no
I'm a I'm a grown ass human being I am a
grown ass human being that digs through
piles on the floor to get dressed like
come on come on clothes make their way
to the bed
nice the rule should be if it doesn't
somewhat fit today and if I wouldn't
wear it out and about somewhere today it
has to
go okay we're getting somewhere just a
few more piles every time I think we're
getting closer we somehow get further
away this is an appropriate place to
start start the Forgotten wardrobe
exclusive from the floor miscellaneous
things that somehow someway made it onto
a hanger more miscellaneous hanger
things okay we're starting off strong I
feel like this is good for like casual
Tuesday walk around the park going to
the gas station amazing if I was
auditioning for The Little Mermaid it
kind of is pajama pants I feel as though
as if Kendall Jenner had them on her
everyone would think that they were
really cute finally something practical
reasonable these pants are actually
tropus because I did a video with her
once upon a time and then I was like oh
I'll send you your stuff back and she
was like no don't and so I just kept
them but they're honestly really nice
like okay just Trish thank you Trisha
for the pants leprechaun
Core last year got this little skirt on
deot I would say it's a win
I know that currently everyone in the
world is on the I hate Kim Kardashian
train but I have to tell you the things
that skim berly has given to my life I I
can't hate the woman I can't I had to
take an hour nap maybe an hour and a
half I'm nearly positive that I put this
dress on 10 times every time I clean out
my closet I always look at it like okay
see the difference see how much that
changed everything if it was a two top
if it was a little tube dress I think
that I would be really into it am I
going to learn to sew to make it into
said tube dress I've been telling myself
that I will for the past 3 years and I
haven't relatively new like new to the
point where I could still return it put
it on the day of Easter and was like I
think that
it's horrible this
one love you would think that the pie
would be getting smaller and somehow it
it just doesn't we still have the coffee
we can prosper kind of starting to look
like a shopping
mall oh my gosh I feel like the
unfortunate thing is most of the things
that I put on I'm like wow this would be
so amazing this would be so cute I would
wear this every single day if I had
faked tits but I don't but I don't
million hours later I feel like we're at
a good maneuvering
Point nice and clean I present to you Le
blank
[Music]
canvas okay you can't see what's
happening but just hold
on might be premature but I feel like
we're getting somewhere nice
nice nice
[Music]
back for day four yet again I
underestimated how long something would
take now I'm stuck in the middle of it
because I'm so
crafty I'm thinking all the [ __ ] that I
don't want I'm going to put in here so
it looks out of the way oh my God the
whole door is just falling off again not
feeling great about the amount of
Critters in here I would love to get all
of this stuff cleared out of the way one
out of a million
my body is already starting to
hurt every time I think the pile's
getting smaller I'm wrong couple
more yay o I'm starting to wake up a
little bit we could manage two at a
time King Kong [ __ ] these are not heavy
but
they're horribly huge
significantly easier this way we're
learning okay if you're wondering what
those are they're shutters for the
windows that came with the house but I
hate them because they make everything
really dark but I'll keep them for one
day when I change my
mind spider sorry I told you I kill them
pieces to a roof why do they make this
stuff so
heavy oh
I need my
dad o Flora
yummies did you see that broom technique
though it
is absolutely pouring rain nap time's
over but I'm
[Music]
committed this one's going to be
tricky h i could do it I think
[Music]
whoops did the camera fall ah where'd
you go what in the hell how did the
camera just vanish oh
sorry a few
more of these big boys there's nothing I
love more than taking down a big boy
okay ah
okay that one's taller than I thought I
wish I would have worn a jacket that I
like a little less amazing development
one more corner is clean for sweeping is
sweeping the most terrifying part yes
sorry
sorry okay where's the trash I'm at the
point of my life where I'm ready to Bear
children and I think this would be a
great action reel to put on
housewives.com and say housewife for
grabs action
shot last
summer Sam was thinking that there was a
mouse in here so we put out a bunch of
mouse traps no
[Music]
mouse when I tell you this place is bug
infested I'm not
exaggerating oh that thing could be the
size of a mouse I don't think we're ever
going to finish because I get and I get
all happy you know I'm like I finish a
corner I'm feeling good and then you
move to the next corner and you're like
what the what
the well I think this thing that's
hanging from the ceiling is supposed to
be holding up the whole damn thing but
whatever on 360 come
on
oh wow that is cute I forgot I had
[Music]
that significant
progress my body is giving up for the
day I'll give you one chance
one one chance to guess where I'm going
for the fourth
fourth
k for the fourth time this week all
these people who work here are going to
know me on it on a first name basis and
they're going to be like that girl comes
here all the time to buy what shelf
exclusively
shelf you know what that was the best
attempt yet so I was pushing that
ginormous cart with that ginormous thing
and I had a good system going you know I
had my ice cream in one hand because
when every time I come here I like to
get the stupid little ice cream cup but
I'm going at a good Pace guy in front of
me stops like traffic jam
stops so I stop and my ice cream goes
flying out of my hand did he care no no
no he didn't care he didn't care he said
that's a
bummer oh my
[Music]
God am I going to eat the other half of
it for
sure this one is even significantly
shorter which is way better for chucking
[Music]
[Music]
okay pause for pouring rain well not
pouring I was
exaggerating but there's a lot of
Thunder and I am afraid I'm going to get
electrocuted end of the video I get
struck by lightning like And subscribe
the unfortunate story of today is that I
was going to keep cleaning out the
garage because I'm pretty much almost
done my body aching screaming my back
Lighting on fire I think the universe
has intervened because it's pelting
water from the sky like it's not just
raining it's violently raining it's noon
my house looks like it's the middle of
the night here we go we have three more
of
these oh I've been missing out on that
ooh a little electric blue that's fun
I sent out a Depot order the other week
and sometimes when I sell things on deop
like let me tell you something I don't
make money on deop I simply lose money
by selling things on Depot but I think
it's really fun I buy a lot of stuff on
deop I sell a lot of stuff on depop this
isn't a Depot brand they give me jack
[ __ ] I literally I lose money selling
things I lose money but sometimes I like
to like add a little handwritten note
and I'm like this is where I wore this
and like what I did in this and I found
this shirt a couple weeks ago and I
wrote her a whole note and I was like
this shirt has like magical powers cuz I
met this guy this really rich really
successful
really rest in peace I met this guy in
the shirt and I'm still devastated by
the whole thing I can't wear the shirt
anymore because I'm traumatized but I
think the shirt is really cute so you'll
look really cute in the shirt and it has
good luck I trauma dump her one of my
relationships in a note and I have the
same thing about this sweater this
sweater I wore with another La man that
took me in a plane itty bitty teeny tiny
planes okay and he was a pilot
he was flying the plane so I guess he
was a pilot like I still don't know and
we went from LA
to Santa Barbara which was only like a
45-minute flight he was doing circles in
the air okay he was doing crazy [ __ ]
circles in the air I was scared for my
life and we landed okay he landed This
Plane of his and he was like oh my God
like I forgot to blck your door like you
don't have your seat belt on and I
forgot to lock your
door so do I keep the sweater or am I
traumatized by the sweater I don't
know I'll think about it oh my gosh
dude my parents told me that I could
never talk about this robe ever my
brother and Shane gave my grandma my
grandma my 80 something year old grandma
this Versace rope how much do these cost
I don't know I'll look it up I'll be
terrified I don't know my grandma was
like oh next time you go to the Goodwill
cuz she doesn't drive right cuz we were
both cleaning out our CL at the same
time she was like you could take this B
of stuff with you right and I was like
yeah for sure I start going through
it grandma's going to give a Versace
robe to the Goodwill she doesn't give a
[ __ ] mom and dad told me that I could
never say that I stole the Versace robe
from the Goodwill mile but she didn't
know any better okay and she didn't want
it so I just stole it I rescued it and
then it ended up in a bin in my bug
infested Barn I love a robe okay and
while we're on the topic of robes right
because I also found all of my skims
robes in my barn like I have like a
collection of them if you want to know
what it's like living with a boy um
Lucas asked me if it was a Jedi costume
okay
okay oh I love this
too I don't know what gen Z has decided
on the denim jackets if they're out or
if they're in but I love this
guy okay you see the problem with things
that I buy is I don't know where I was
intending on going
I don't I don't know I also
unfortunately just don't have the tits
for
it this might be the ugliest thing I've
ever spent money
on go Red Lobster red Penguin on Club
Penguin and you can just slide your arm
out of this little thing and then you
have your own little your own little
puffle I know that I've said this for a
lot of days in a row now but I
think today the day that everything has
I'm giving myself like one more day I
have one more day to commit my life to
cleaning out this [ __ ] show I have one
more day we got to speed wrap this thing
up I'm going to do sports mode today the
day today is the day the other thing
I've learned time is of the essence here
because we only have a few hours before
it
starts projectile vomiting rain from the
sky what does that mean it means we get
to build another shelf you know what
that thing says team lift you know what
I say team lift is for wussies my back's
also
screaming we're just doing a little
rearrangement this is like Hardcore
Parkour athletic stuff I have my
horseback riding boots I have my boxing
gloves I have Vicky's old yoga thing we
closing them up
this guy is pretty light so he goes on
the God I hope this doesn't ever fall
third and final shelf this has got to be
this has got to be a record-breaking
[Music]
time
whoops if you need to build a Costco
shelf you know which one of your buddies
to call all right
[Music]
I got too cocky now we're flopping all
over the
place
okay
[Music]
oh I'm moving on from the devastation of
the shelf for a while we're going to
move back back in here back to the
corner all right we have a few more
corners that stupid shelf took so many
years off my life and you can tell the
mental distress that it put me under by
looking at the back of my head what is
that what is living in there I know that
you might be thinking Morgan That's the
ugliest light I've ever seen in my life
however it's from the original house and
I've always envisioned it once this is a
barn we can bring bring some of the the
Vintage lighting back it's very specific
but I think for the
Barton there's potential
here oh my God thought I heard a person
up
there I think it was just the wind but
it sounded like there was someone
walking around upstairs I would have I
would have lost my Jenna Marbles I would
have been so scared I would have shot
myself yet another zoo of dead Critters
had this whole Vision in my head that I
was going to you know be very efficient
I'm tired of [ __ ] okay I'm so I am so
over this at this point all I want is to
be done like I can't take anymore I'm
just going to put all the shoes on the
shelf and deal with the logistics of
everything later
[Music]
genuinely what feels like my entire
lifetime later I know it doesn't look
like
much that was a work of love and labor
love and labor I'm starting to feel
irritable Beyond repair right now okay
but I'm seeing glimmers glimmers and
shimmers of hope
this thing of a jobber right here is one
of my favorite Furniture pieces that
I've ever purchased
let's see what sort of magical Treasures
lie inside I can explain to you what
this scent is I got this at a secondhand
furniture store I put it in my apartment
and then forever more my apartment
smelled like this very specific
wood oh my gosh I love it it just made
me feel so happy maybe I'm just
delirious but it made me feel happy a I
know exactly what this is 3 years ago
when I bought this house I made this
little oh it's like all the pictures are
ruined everything's ruined but this was
my original design for the barn and
maybe we'll go back to
that my body really wants to give up for
the day I can show you an overview of
the life that remains this is all
furniture that I need to find a place
inside for these are the stairs those
stairs get put D doop over there all of
the junk and the trash and the bugs and
the
hoarding is accounted for I will say I
really didn't account for how much work
that was going to be my body is brittle
my bones are going to turn to dust on
the bright side I'm feeling a lot of
mental clarity about the fact that I
don't just have a barn full of
miscellaneous [ __ ] that I don't even
know what out here I've taken a roll
call of everything that I have
everything has a place and everything
can in its place
minus this stuff but it's it's it's a
work in progress okay Rome was not built
in a
day Boomer squads here looking for the
squirrels yes we are are you guys ready
to see my new and reformed Barn I just
can't believe that you could do this
like already and your house doesn't look
cluttered so where did you put it
all you'll never know I mean that was a
lot of stuff in there Morgan going to
look we're just going to life
updates H let me think I'm going to
Brownsville Texas for 3 days what's my
update any dates no I don't have any
dates she got some prunes
though so Max and Evelyn are kind of
rolling over Max for sure he does a
complete roll over and Evelyn rolls
pretty much a little bit the babies are
rly poing yeah they're rolly ping any
update
and there Carr it's a 3-day weekend nice
wow all right back to square one [ __ ]
man cave this is exactly where we
started three years
ago wow I think it looks even uh
probably kick this back though better
than when I know that got a little out
of
place look at them go what it SL off
see little over okay perfect that does
not look safe on any stretch of any L
well he'll put straps around it okay how
about you run behind the truck and hold
it you can sit up here yeah while you
drive home yeah we'll strap grandma on
the top gosh thanks for all the help we
almost broke our
backs well you told me I can't help yeah
I did say that anything else I need to
do NOA can I come home um anytime try
not to forget about me we won't forget
about you okay okay all right bye Morgan
see you soon bye don't forget about me
later SC we'll be back probably later
today okay bye bye
now later thanks for all the fun
stuff us losers no we're winners that's
a winner winner chicken dinner right
we're going to finish that thing over
there
yeah
woohoo all right bye bye
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