spending too much money on Cameo

hello and welcome brosi Nation welcome

back to the channel I feel like as an

early birthday present to myself I want

to do a little a little Cameo Escapade I

think Cameo is a well of untapped

comedic potential I want to do a little

game I'm going to a lot myself and if

you're my business manager watching this

sorry I'm working you know what I mean

$500 $500 and I have to budget

accordingly and if some are more

expensive than others it'll have to be

worth it okay and will I change the

rules maybe yeah it'll depend on kind of

what we find what I'm rocking with what

I'm loving so I'm going to order all

these right now I'm going to go through

and look what's on here and then we'll

be back in like five six days when all

the cameos have come in CU of course you

have to give the talent time to record

the art the art has to be made before

you can enjoy it right that instant

gratification we're not doing that with

CIO they make you wait for it okay you

got to you got to wait for that gift but

for right now let's go through and see

what we can find now okay for the

musicians I'm already seeing I think

that's Kenny G I love Kenny G if Kenny

G's on Cameo [ __ ] I bet they I bet

they're real Chris

Tre no [ __ ] way

$375 is

crazy I love kitty cheese like this this

is really cool I am ready willing and

able to send out beautiful messages for

you and also beautiful melodies for you

to those people that are special to you

you think he'll play

this I need c from Kitty G there's

people out here that really care about

you and you busted out

yes wait I'm actually not [ __ ] joking

in the slightest I'm going to buy one of

these from from Kenny G that's like over

half of my budget it's worth it that's

number one

okay from Big Time Rush aren't they on

tour I cannot believe I'm going to get a

cameo from Kitty G

I'm

leox you don't look a die over this is

insane dude I guess this is like the

equivalent of what You' pay for a meet

and greet like back in the day oh my God

during electri period I feel like I need

one from Chris doy dude but I would

rather spend my money on a k

G1 okay let's go look at other

categories Elmo we could buy one from

Elmo holy [ __ ] this dude [ __ ] this

dude is a menace have y'all seen him big

beep B me sexy be be gymnastic no be be

people I'm here I'm on Cameo he's

British of course he's British Santa

okay we'll get one from Santa oh yeah

let's go actors

price no [ __ ] shot Caitlyn Jenner on

K

me

$2500 everybody Caitlyn Jenner here uh I

am getting involved with I have to get

one for my best I have to get a Caitlyn

Jenner Cameo for Taylor right now all

right guys go fund me in the comments

below for a cameo from Caitlyn

Jenner not Logan Roy G

they've got oh you know they're having

[ __ ] Tom Fon reach sex audios dude

you know

it I don't know why I'm doing it by most

expensive I just kind of want to see

who's on here let's do voice actors he's

hot what was he in what does he do I

need him how about for kids y cocomelon

do you think it's animated let's say for

instance I want Thomas the Tank Engine

Cameo it's animated chug chug wo I'm

Thomas the number one engine here on

Cameo with a special it's literally just

like an AI generated like hello and

happy birthday to Kyle he is turning

four hello and happy birthday to Kyle

from Thomas Tage and you're turning four

and then Kyle's

like Thomas Knows My Name happy birthday

to Thomas from tanking athletes now if

Sam Hartman were to be on

Cameo do you think

y'all are lucky Sam Harman is not on

this app y'all are

lucky I need one from him I love him I

love him dude don't go to therapy drink

yourself to death be a man I need one

from

Nick I need one from Nick colleti okay

okay if I do Kenny G he's 375 okay I

need that for me this is for my birthday

I don't give a [ __ ] 500 minus 375 I have

[ __ ] $125 to work with Santa Claus

perhaps yep we'll do Elmo Chris da Tre

195 it's out of the budget dude hey

what's up everybody I know a lot of you

have been asking I have I have been and

you know what I'm about to say that's

real controversial would Chris T is sexy

dude I don't care I don't care okay

let's buy Elmo and friends first pep

talk myself Britney can you tell me to

get my ass up and work

can

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you can you tell me to get my ass up and

work can you nag at me and really tell

me to get my [ __ ] together for the

family or you're going to leave me tell

me to stop being lazy and show up for

our kids thanks

Elmo continue so that was 33 bucks [ __ ]

book another one I ask him a question

what's the question I have how do I get

a man to ask me on a date what's

something you want Boston be a man to

know about you I have a big forehead and

small lips I'm funny but my energy is

offputting help me Boston be a man this

is too easy cuz I loaded my card in here

okay $ 7590 we're at $109 that's two why

is Kenny G so goddamn expensive I need

one from Kenny G wait okay I'm going to

book this but I'm going to I'm going to

hello when did Mom and Dad get

married what year I can't remember I was

in the wedding I have to double check

hold on if I'm going to buy this for my

parents anniversary I think it was 2002

so 22 years all right let's book it

Kenny G my parents 22nd anniversary you

soundtracked their wedding Montage my

mom loves you and so do I a bit of

forever in love thanks Kenny wait I'm so

excited I can't believe I'm about to pay

$400 for a kitty G Cameo worth it screw

it dude I broke the rules cuz I love my

parents maybe I make the budget $600 cuz

that just threw a wrench in the whole

thing dude we'll do two more let me book

one from Nick ketti I'm kind of friends

with Nick so I See This Could You

Freestyle whatever's on your heart okay

44 bucks period Down the Hatch okay what

do we got 153 plus

$412 565 okay I can do one more let's do

one one more chatry can't afford you

brother that would have been real let's

do one from Santa Santa I am curious

about the logistics of your flight path

how do you enter different country's

airspace without being shot down do you

have trade agreements and are the elves

paid a salary or hourly thanks love you

done 1650 we could do one more let's see

what Tik tocker is on Cameo Jesus Christ

hell yeah be oh B Adam from Bumble a for

our de tonight at eight you are very

excited for your de at it yeah I need

one from him how do I bag an Irishman

Simon I am relying on your wisdom and

good graces to help me tap into the

mindset of the Irishman of my dreams I

am from Texas I love

Hosier there's not really much else to

share and I yearn for a life in the

Irish Countryside help 66 my business

manager needs a raise a total of $

64750 were spent today on this [ __ ]

so once these cameos come in full film

part two and now we

wait okay guys it's time all the cameos

came in I'm so excited I'll be honest I

forgot what I typed so these are going

to be kind of a a pleasant little

surprise to me because when I film

YouTube videos I black out so let's see

what Elmo has to say let's let's see

what Elmo's rocking with hi Bry hi Elmo

here today to give you the ultimate pep

talk now Elmo is so tired of you just

sitting around get off your lazy ass and

get up and go to

work I mean really Britney really you

got to get your [ __ ] together for your

family or I'm almost going to leave yeah

I'm almost going to walk right out like

that Elma please so get your [ __ ] again

get up and go to work and show up for

your kids can you do that for Elmo yes I

can do that for Elmo after all you're

Britney [ __ ] it's Britney

[ __ ] that's crazy that's crazy now get

your off your ass and get the away right

now okay you made a promise to AO now

don't break it

I may thy

knife May thy knife chip and shatter

Elmo I will not betray you I will not

let you down holy [ __ ] why was that act

I feel like actually I could go conquer

the world I could do anything I'm

literally I'm saving

this I'm saving this for when I need it

damn that was so real his ass made me

promise too if I break that promise I

think I actually go to hell I think

that's how that works okay let's see

what Adam from Bumble has to say I

forget what I asked Adam from bubble to

say too hello Britney Simon here thank

you very much for sending through your

advice Cameo I'll do my best to try and

help you out and give you some advice on

how to find the perfect Irishman uh

desire I can only assume comes from the

fact that there are a lot of successful

Irish actors right now not all of us are

like that I have to warn you but my

advice Britney would be to play to your

strengths you mentioned you're from

Texas playing to my strengths arm

wrestling

playing to my strengths I've got a wide

back I could be offensive I could play

offense I would say play that up much

like how you seem to find the Rainy

perpetually cold Irish Countryside sort

of romantic and mystical irish guys are

going to feel the same way about the sun

soaked Cowboy ranches of Texas you also

said you're into Hosier bring that up

that's a good conversation starter not

all Irish men will want to talk about

Hosier because there's a lot of mudgy

and jealousy in Ireland we have an

internal War okay so we have an internal

culture War within Ireland of people

being jealous of hosier this is lore

this is lore and my final and most

important piece of advice would be to

never ever ever mention Ireland as part

of the UK or Britain because we're not

it's a mistake I'm not saying it's a

mistake you would make but it is a

mistake that a lot of Americans do make

and it's very infuriating so if you

followed those pieces of advice I'd say

you'll be in with a very strong chance

of finding your dream Irish man and

living your dream life hope is here hope

is possible we've achieved it and I wish

you all the best of luck on your journey

Britney you can do this I believe in you

best of luck it's a very like

genuine video he like really was trying

to help

me his ass is really trying to help me

he was like all right this [ __ ] needs

some advice uh I'll do my best thank you

Simon for this really beautiful piece of

advice yeah he raises a good point I

should be an offensive lineman I should

be challenging more men to physical

duels I should be uh wearing like a wolf

skin or a bear skin to intimidate my

rivals and by Rivals I mean potential

sexual partners thank you for the advice

let's go Nick colleti my boy oh [ __ ] I

asked him to do a roast what's the HS

this one's for Britney

brosi Britney is so cool she's got a

little pool in a PO poo he

hey Britney you're the

[ __ ] hey yo Britney you're the [ __ ] I'm

about to take a [ __ ] a diaper is on my

dick and my dick is do a [ __ ] I got the

[ __ ] diaper on it's a diaper song

yeah this a diaper

song what

else you're going to edit this right

please nope okay my name is Britney

broki and yeah I'm roasting I'm smoking

smoke weed I like to smoke weed I got my

[ __ ] diaper on yeah this a diaper

song yeah I'm a smoking hey yeah I'm

joking is he like on the side of the

highway like did he step out of his job

to come film this for me Nick where the

[ __ ] are

you wait for these cars to pass real

quick okay they call me Britney broki I

[ __ ] smoke weed I got my diaper on

yeah this is the diaper song they call

me Broski [ __ ] with a roasty I'm

[ __ ] roasting baby with a roasty okay

Harry Styles made me a

bracelet that bracelet was sick what is

he talking about poop in a

hoe so

Ric that is so [ __ ] ridiculous [ __ ]

thanks Nick love you needed that I

really needed that today I really needed

to hear that today Kenny G okay I'm

going to send this to my parents and

we'll get on a call with them let's go

oh where you are you see us I haven't

seen this so I'm going to watch it too

how can I pop my phone up so we can

watch this thing just hold it down just

hold it hi Jeff hi Melissa Kenny G here

surprise this is from Britney happy

anniversary 22 years that is very

impressive and I know my music was part

of that special day let me remind you

with my song Forever in

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love that was a long time ago that was

so

sweet

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all right guys happy anniversary and

many more thank you Kenny you'll be good

God

bless thank you Kenny we'll see

you oh that is so sweet okay I thought

it was Stephen Tyler I'm going to be

honest you said both of us and I'm like

what would both of us and I thought yeah

I never would have guessed that I would

not have guessed that I would not have

guessed that well thank you that was

fantastic happy early

anniversary a thank you well I'm glad

y'all liked it thanks for thanks for

being a part of my video okay Boston be

a man I'm so excited Boston be a man I

love these guys what did I ask I don't

remember hey Britney I hear you having

trouble getting do ASI out but you

identified yourself as loud and

intimidating so that might be the issue

sweetheart false adverage just to get

them in the door when all those fails

dump them out and ask whoever you want

be them in

okay A little unclear

on little unclear on the Todo list here

false advertise just to get them in the

door lie lie to okay I can lie all those

feels dump them out and ask whoever you

want what do we think dump dump them out

means be them

in okay be silent don't make noise and

dump them out I'm going to get dump them

out tattooed don't know what it means

all right last one we've got Santa Santa

Claus this is four minutes long [ __ ] me

hello it's me Santa the big guy with a

great big charges this Santa has felony

charges he's got that look in his eye

dude I can see it I can see it for a

young lady I love and admire more and

more every day as she just makes the

spirit bright he wants me you admire me

every day you think about me every day

Nick St Nick I know that you are curious

about a lot of things in particular the

logistics of my flight path and I'm here

to entertain all your questions I forgot

I asked

him I forgot I asked him how he enters

different countries airspaces I do uh

recollect that now I do remember that

now so let's see what he's got to say

I'm welcome in all countries and have a

universal tracker mounted under the hood

of my sleigh which sends out a universal

signal to all whose air space I cross

into and many times I am given a first

class military escort there you go that

answers a lot of my questions to be

honest I'm also glad we have two more

[ __ ] minutes left of this c as they

believe in the mission I am on peace

Good Will to all men yeah this man is a

preacher the way he's talking peace to

all men amen because everyone knows that

Santa is a man of his word what are we

basing that on I don't know Santa I've

never met him has anyone met the [ __ ]

guy the elves don't get paid anything

actually but they want it that way oh

it's their gift to the world they never

want the children to have to pay for

their toys indentured servitude is the

elf's Christmas wish Santa is literally

Willy Wonka and they get to play with

all the toys once they get through

making them to make sure they work I

don't want an elf playing with my toys

okay get your hands off my [ __ ] Britney

there will always be a very special

place right here in s's heart just for

you my dear hold it down up there at the

top of my nice list hey he me okay s

I'll be watching you okay ho ho

ho

the the end okay now I did not know

Santa was from Denton Texas I did not

not know he was going to have my accent

when I opened this video a 4 minute long

video from Santa is I feel blessed okay

uh I don't feel safe around him I would

say I would you know I got to throw that

out there I don't feel safe but God damn

it isn't He Lovely there is absolutely

no value in this other than the joy that

it just brought me okay I'm feeling very

very quenched honestly number one

daughter of the year for that KY G video

all right I love you guys shout out my

parents for being in this video shout

out Sierra my sister for helping me and

shout out Stanley for editing uh my big

white face love you guys go shop merch

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