animal stories
Summary
TLDRThe video features a collection of bizarre and humorous animal stories shared by a group of friends. From the tragic burial of a hamster that was mistakenly thought to be dead, to the mischievous antics of cats that lead to unexpected and hilarious situations, the stories highlight the unpredictable nature of pets and their impact on their owners' lives. The narrative is filled with emotional ups and downs, from the heartbreak of losing a beloved animal to the laughter induced by their quirky behaviors. The video concludes with a call to action for viewers to purchase merchandise, tying in the lighthearted tone of the stories with a promotional element.
Takeaways
- ð¹ The speaker humorously mentions considering eating cats, but it's clear they love their pets.
- ð¹ A hamster named Goldie was mistakenly buried alive after being thought dead from hibernation.
- ð© The speaker's merch includes hats, socks, and stickers, and is a recurring topic throughout the stories.
- ð² A childhood story involves a cat eating a bowl of mac and cheese, leading to a series of unfortunate events.
- ðž A young speaker took a photo of a dead cat, mistaking it for their own, leading to a humorous misunderstanding.
- ð¡ A goldfish named Gerald was won at a carnival and accidentally ingested by the speaker as a child.
- ð¶ The speaker has a history of finding and adopting dogs, including one found on the side of the road.
- ð A dog with a strong escape ability led to multiple cage breakages and a humorous series of events.
- ð± The speaker's cats have unique personalities and stories, including one that hunts squirrels and another that is unusually large.
- ð A cat named Fifi was secretly kept in the speaker's sister's room for six months before being accepted by their parents.
- ðŸ The speaker's cats have a significant impact on their life, causing both joy and chaos.
Q & A
What was the speaker's initial belief about their hamster, Goldie?
-The speaker initially believed that Goldie had expired and was no longer alive.
What did the speaker do with Goldie after assuming it had passed away?
-The speaker placed Goldie in a tissue box, had a burial outside, and even dug a hole for it.
What realization did the speaker have a few years after Goldie's supposed death?
-The speaker realized that hamsters hibernate and become cold and stiff, which led them to understand that they might have buried Goldie alive.
How did the speaker's mom obtain the second dog?
-The speaker's mom found the second dog outside in their backyard with scrapes and matted fur.
What was the issue with the second dog's behavior?
-The second dog was attempting to mate with other female dogs, but they would reject him, leading to fights and scratches.
The first dog was described as a white Chihuahua that was found on the side of the road near the speaker's mom's workplace.
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What was the outcome of the speaker's cat, Oliver, hiding under furniture?
-Oliver became so good at hiding that the family couldn't find him for years, and they eventually lost him.
How did Fifi, the speaker's third cat, come into their possession?
-Fifi was found trapped between the engine parts of the speaker's sister's car when she was driving home from work.
What is unique about Fifi's hunting ability?
-Fifi is small and nimble, allowing her to climb trees and hunt squirrels effectively, like a ninja.
What is the significance of Charlie's physical appearance?
-Charlie is described as a large, chunky cat, similar to the character Garfield, and is so big that the family uses him as a mop.
What is the unusual accessory that Charlie wears?
-Charlie wears a gold chain with the word 'Security' on it.
Outlines
ð¹ Hilarious Misadventures with Pets
The paragraph narrates a series of humorous and unfortunate incidents involving various pets. It begins with the speaker humorously contemplating the taste of cats, before sharing a tragic story of a hamster named Goldie who was mistakenly buried alive. The speaker then recounts a childhood memory of a cat stealing and eating a bowl of macaroni and cheese, leading to a bizarre series of events. The paragraph concludes with the introduction of new merchandise and a shift in topic to fashion dilemmas.
ð Mistaken Identities and Feline Funerals
This paragraph tells the story of a mistaken identity involving a dead cat that resembled the speaker's own pet. The speaker and their mother take the deceased cat home for a burial, only to discover that their own cat is alive and well upon their return. The paragraph highlights the confusion and the unnecessary funeral preparations, ending with the realization that the wrong cat was mourned and buried.
ð€£ Childhood Antics and Animal Mishaps
The speaker shares a series of childhood anecdotes involving animals. One story involves winning a goldfish at a carnival, which ends up being swallowed by the speaker due to a misunderstanding of how to care for it. Another tale recounts the adventures of two dogs, one found on the side of the road and the other found in the backyard, both leading to humorous and unexpected situations. The paragraph concludes with a story of a persistent dog who escapes from multiple cages, causing chaos at home.
ð¿ Navigating the Adventures of Feline Friends
This paragraph focuses on the speaker's experiences with their cats. The first cat, Oliver, was unique due to its lack of a tail, which was a characteristic of its breed. The second cat, Fifi, was discovered in an engine compartment and was kept a secret for six months. The final cat, Charlie, is described as a large, lazy animal that is used as a mop due to its size and the fact that it doesn't mind being slid across the floor. The paragraph highlights the quirks and personalities of these feline companions.
ð» Charlie: The Chunky Cat with a Golden Chain
The paragraph is dedicated to the speaker's final cat, Charlie, who is described as a large, chunky cat similar to a melted ice cream. Charlie is known for his love for food and sleep and is so large that he is used as a mop around the house. Despite his size, Charlie is not interested in hunting and is often approached by squirrels without any fear. The speaker humorously describes Charlie's unique characteristics and the neighborhood's awareness of him due to his golden chain that reads 'Security'.
Mindmap
Keywords
ð¡traumatized
ð¡hamster
ð¡macaroni and cheese
ð¡carnival
ð¡goldfish
ð¡diarrhea
ð¡neutered
ð¡cage
ð¡mop
ð¡squirrel
ð¡melted ice cream
Highlights
The speaker shares a story about their love for cats and a humorous misunderstanding about eating them.
A hamster named Goldie is mentioned, with a humorous anecdote about the speaker's reaction to finding it unmoving and later learning about hibernation.
The story of a cat eating the speaker's macaroni and cheese while they were momentarily away is shared.
A recount of a childhood incident where the speaker accidentally buried their hamster alive, only to realize years later it was hibernating.
The speaker humorously discusses their frustration with not knowing what to wear and promotes new merchandise.
A story about a cat that apparently ate a goldfish is shared, with a twist that the speaker unknowingly swallowed the fish.
The speaker talks about their first dog, a Chihuahua found on the side of the road and the humorous circumstances around acquiring him.
A second dog, an American Bully, is described with humorous anecdotes about his attempts to mate with other dogs and the speaker's family's reactions.
A humorous incident is shared where the second dog escapes from two different cages, leading to chaos and a costly endeavor for the speaker's family.
The speaker narrates a story of a cat that was mistakenly believed to be their own and given a funeral, only for their actual cat to reappear.
A goldfish won at a carnival is humorously discussed, with the speaker recounting how they accidentally swallowed it and the aftermath.
The speaker shares a humorous story of a cat named Drop who jumps off a roof and the speaker's frantic attempt to save it.
The speaker describes their three cats, Oliver, Fifi, and Charlie, with humorous anecdotes about their unique personalities and behaviors.
A cat named Oliver is described as grumpy and tailless due to its breed, with a humorous story about it hiding so well that it disappeared for years.
The story of Fifi, a small black kitten found in the engine of a car, is shared with humorous details about how she was secretly kept and her hunting prowess.
Charlie, the final cat, is humorously described as a large, lazy cat that the family uses as a mop and his interactions with squirrels.
The transcript ends with a humorous promotion for merchandise and a summary of the speaker's experiences with their pets.
Transcripts
today I'm going to be telling our weird
animal stories and at the end I'm going
to tell you how my cats traumatized my
life oh yes I love eating cats me too I
don't think this is what the video is
about have you guys ever tasted a cat
I'm actually curious I want to try is it
like chicken actually people do say it's
like it's like chicken right when I was
younger I actually had a yeah I know
surprisingly that can't be real we're
telling true stories only right now tuxi
oh okay okay when I was older I guess in
the future I had a hamster named Goldie
Goldie wait hold on hold on was it
actually made out of gold surprisingly
not it just looked like gold is it pink
yes the nose W oh that's not what I
was one fateful morning I was excited to
wake up to a lovely day it was a little
bit chilly outside and I was excited to
see my hamster and I walk over to find
Goldie not moving do hamsters expire yes
apparently cuz I went over and I poked
it I touched it I picked it up pulled to
the touch no oh Goldie I poked it I
shaked it around I subscribe to the
channel I waved around the air like a
flag and still wouldn't move wait why
are you calling Goldie it well he didn't
move he just didn't move
sadly and that's what I sounded like
crying my eyes out after finding out
that Goldie died so what happened to him
what did you do with it or so I thought
he died but I put it into a tissue box
had a burial and everything outside dug
it a hole he's still alive you buried
him alive and didn't Che his P so we're
getting to that I've done that before as
a kid I thought it was cold to the touch
it wasn't moving he was stiff but I put
him in a box and dug him a hole and
everything and gave him a good burial
cried my eyes out after a few years
after the burial I saw a fact that
hamsters hibernate and when they
hibernate they get cold and stiff and in
that moment I realized that I buried my
hamster alive no Goldie you monster you
what you do to him did you kill him it
was two years it was like a few years
later I didn't realize this did you dig
him back up H up he might be hungry bro
that that dude dead as hell outside in
the yard man you killed him that is so
messed up I'm pretty strike poor little
Goldie man that's so sad anyways you
know what really grinds my gears when
you don't know what to wear when I don't
know yeah yeah I yeah that but I have an
answer to that problem it's new merch
new merch how wait how do you keep
guessing what I'm what anyways okay we
got new merch fresh off the shelves hat
search your sock stickers You Name It We
got it
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pants he knows too much take him out
wait wait wait get your merch at socks.
store all right Ally please tell me your
story is more positive okay it's super
positive okay so oh no oh no I already
don't trust her when I was really young
maybe like eight I was like super hungry
so 1942 yes so I begged my mom to make
me something to eat and she made me like
the best macaroni and cheese I ever saw
what's it sound like why did you ask
that what do you think it sounded like
anyways it was like a
mountain it was just like a mountain of
like cheesy melty goodness with cheese
sprinkled on top bro what why yo we're
talking about we're about animals not
the mac and cheese we're we're talking
about mac and cheese I'm not done yet I
was just sitting there looking at it
drooling but then all of a sudden I had
to pee really bad
there must be some good mac and cheese I
ran really fast to the bathroom and I
swear I was like only gone like 30
seconds and I ran back really excited to
eat my macaroni and cheese all right how
do how is this how does this go into an
animal mac and cheese an animal I don't
see a relation I ran back really excited
to eat my mac and cheese and right when
I turned the corner my cat was just
chomping no chomping on it and she
basically finished the whole plate like
it was gone tookish chances bro and
third 30 seconds that must have been
good yeah it was really good is your cat
Garfield wait can cats eat mac and
cheese you'll find out if they can or
not soon is that cat still with you
today no he died so you killed the guy
with mac and cheese wait wait what
happened after I ate the mac and cheese
well after it ate the whole plate I like
screamed and she jumped off the table
and ran away so I started crying and my
mom came in and looked at me like bro
exactly that is this the story she made
me like some dumbb sandwich really quick
and I ate it and I was like still really
sad after it I went to my room all I
could smell was my cat pooped all over
my bed like slimy diarrhea and I was
like hey at least I get back the mac and
cheese it's still good right it's just
extra brown sauce I ate it right off the
bed it was delicious what did you do to
your cat in order for you to deserve
this she ate the cat she ate the cat
that's why he's not here right now he
tasted like mac and cheese what the you
know what I think we're going to move on
to the next story okay dude muffin you
got another animal story I do what do
you got all right all right this is
about my cat me and my mom you know
we're driving somewhere I don't know
where I was going I was like seven okay
we're driving and we see a cat in the
ditch no it is a corpse that's so cool
now basically we stopped we looked at
the cat in the ditch and we're like this
is our cat it looked it is our cat you
know it resemble it's the same thing as
our cat oh no what was his name Shiloh
it's a girl it's a woman was it your cat
or did it just look like your cat did
you take it home let me explain let me
explain okay we we took it home all
right we put it in a drunk what wait why
did you take the dead cat into your car
we're not going to leave it in the ditch
okay and we we bury our cats all right
we got a little cat funeral all right so
basically we leave it on the sidewalk of
our house like the side of our house cuz
we're going to bury it what the I was
like seven so I had a little toy camera
took a picture of the cat why are you
laughing right now do you have the
picture you might be are you a sociopath
I was like seven I took a picture of it
like to remember the cat for some reason
I was like I took a picture this is the
plot twist all right I go in my house
and then our cat walks out the door wait
the same cat wait what it came back to
life what so you guys just took a random
cat yeah it was the wrong cat it would
look the same but it was uh not a cat
you're going to hold the whole funeral
and everything you were you brought this
whole dead cat this random cat back to
your house and it wasn't even your cat
you know what the crazy thing is my mom
put the cat back in the ditch she put
back she duck him back up put him back
oh my gosh didn't you just give him a
nice burial even though it's not your
cat yeah well someone can see it you
know yeah that was the story is your cat
still alive yeah I know it's still alive
oh that's so nice so you know what makes
more sense nway story yay story this
place when I was a little kid all right
you know there's like this Carnival
place that happens next to my house so I
decided hey I'm going to go there with
my dad you know we went there you know
this carnivals you know just games you
know I played a game and I won a prize
know what that prize was a goldfish you
want a goldfish right here you know I'm
so happy oh my God I'm going name you
Gerald you look so cute Gerald Gerald
the fish I get home at like like
midnight all right no it's time for my
bedtime I'm tired right I put my fish
down what what you put him down already
no no no no no you just got him all
right so I put him down on the table
okay he's still in the plastic bag so
I'm like okay I need to put you in a cup
cuz this spash bag is not holding how's
he going to breathe I put water in the
cup okay I'm not that cruel goldfish
don't breathe they breathe the water
what are you saying you know they
actually um only breathe whenever
they're in water because there's oxygen
in the water
there's okay anyways okay I get I put my
fish in the cup all right filled with
water oh all right I'll go see you later
fishy fishy I'm going to go brush my
teeth you know it's late at night you
know I'm a little kid I'm tired I want
water I just look around I see this
class cup
no you leave him alone you get away from
that cup go
gold the whole thing this is what going
to be such a positive and fun animation
this is worse than my story is it still
in your body to this day all I know is
that fishies are yummy all right you
actually swallow the fish I'm a little
kid blaza and then what why don't you
make a fresh cup of water officer he's
right there he's right there got him now
right there's like there's a fish in you
right now like could be swimming that's
crazy he's like growing up right now he
he probably has children by now in in
your how did he have children I don't
know if the fish is still inside of me
right now I don't know I have to do like
an x-ray but I feel like the X-ray would
like boil him alive did you not go to
your mom and like hey Mom I'm going to
eat the food oh well they figured it out
because they're like I didn't even know
they told me hey the fish go I see the
empty cup I'm like oh I'm so sad now I'm
so sad have you ever eaten a fish you
should try it like alive at least I
didn't chew it you got to stay alive and
swim in my stomach for a couple days
maybe honestly it's kind of like an
amusement ride for him if you think
about it oh I I was perfect I was like
yippe time for the next day how do you
not feel it going down your throat on a
on a serious note so my dog I have three
dogs right now and I I've all like
gotten them in my possession a bit odd
every single time so basically my first
dog I ever got we found him on the side
of the road near my near where my mom
works you stole him kind of we gave him
wo whoa whoa whoa wao we gave him uh
hash browns from chickfila him in
Chick-fil-A has hash browns you sound
like you're literally stealing him no he
was walking around the road near my
mom's work and there's literally no
houses near there and he was it was a
little F doggy he's a he's a white
chihuahua e waa okay so that's the first
that's the first dog we found the second
dog we found I think it's an American
Bully we have no idea because we found
him outside in our backyard with like
scrapes all over him a mted fur and he
was a really skinny boy and we took him
to the vet cuz we didn't know if he was
like chipped or not to like have inform
on where he lives and the doctor said he
wasn't getting into like dog fights or
anything he was trying to be a player
and mate with other lady dogs cuz that's
whenever they whenever they like try to
mate the ladies would be like uh-uh and
they would scratch him and they would
bite at him because he he wouldn't want
him to mount them basically I don't know
if that's a player I don't if that's
called something else I don't know if
that's a player okay that's correct he
mounts every girl what no yeah so he
tried to go for a lot of Lady dogs but
then he goes for lady dogs I go for lady
men wo what w w w I agree I agree got
him all of his pills all his medication
got him neutered and we took him in we
took away his manhood what is wrong with
you look we're going to get him a nice
cage we have to keep him in here because
we have three other dogs at the time and
so we didn't know how he would react
with these ones so we cut him in the
cage while we were away at work and at
school whatever and we come back and we
see this dog running around the house we
logged him in that cage pickpocketing
skills 100 we walk in the room and we
see the entire front part of the cage
was literally taken off the hinges and
thrown forward damn the strong ass dog
he's the Hulk he he I think he ripped it
right right off and so we were like well
we got to get him another cage because
we're not going to let him you know roam
the house while other dogs are there and
so we get him another cage now this one
had uh a bit more protection and we come
back and this dog broke through it again
this is the second time he's done this
okay we've spent $400 on cages whatever
we're going to get on a random dog yeah
you're better than me dog dude most
people don't even pay that much for a
child D this dog bro this dog was
getting the top of the line treatment
right I mean he was subscribed to the
channel he deserved it we get this we
get this dog two in rebar enforced steel
for his cage this cage was not getting
broken out of dude throw me in there and
see if I can break out we go like a week
and he's he stays inside right one day
we we're about to go to bed everything's
quiet he's leveled up we walk into our
living room and we see a bag of
marshmallows a bag of flour and a bag of
chocolates all broken en into by this
dog he was eating like there was no
other food left on the planet Earth I
think it was cuz of like Revenge cuz we
locked him in or whatever but wait so
you broke out no no no he didn't this
was this was before we went to bed this
was before we put him in the cage I
don't know if he got revenge for that I
think he got revenge cuz you tore off
his
balls we were like okay this dog just
ate so much stuff that's poisonous for
him we're we're just going to let him go
outside use the bathroom he eventually
throws up a lot of food well it's
getting late we got to take him inside
we take him inside we put him in the we
wake up there is it looks like someone
got murdered there is a shot of diarrhea
on the wall from where the where this
dog was not able to go to the bathroom
my dad wakes up it just smells
absolutely rancid and there is a stain
now on that wall from where the diarrhea
was sitting there how do you so hard you
put his stain dude I don't know how we
were all sitting it it was genuinely the
most disgusting thing I've ever seen did
it tastes like chocolate all right you
need a you need a you have an image of
the stain on the wall do we want to see
that why do you want to see that muffin
oh my god oh
dude why did you get that picture did
you just make that right now thank you
for that very too detailed story juicy
how is your animal story dude do animals
even live in the United Kingdom like I
feel like it would be too Ransom to live
what are you talking about dude yeah
what are you talking about their entire
population are animals we are the
animals I don't I don't actually have
animal story because I've never actually
really had a pet but never ever had a
brother or a sister that's a pet but I
will say one thing when we was in Texas
we were in an Uber and we were driving
past dude you got to see this cool ass
bird that I took a picture of picture of
bird he was munching on the Chip he was
on top of the post and I was like what
the hell is he got in his mouth and it's
a whole chip in his mouth thank you
thank you juicy thanks for sharing that
the blasa do do you have an animal story
I have a little animal story uh can you
see this that's AI generated wait wait
wait wait someone was looking at me this
is my okay this is not my room this is a
random room from the internet and
there's a little window there was ey
there there's a little window this I
have in real life I have like a little
window here on my left yes I see and it
opens and it closes something is looking
at us from their
Shadows this is my little my grandma I
was playing my little video games maybe
even making a couple Among Us videos
back in uh we live was good when life
was happy bring it back please I was
chilling I was playing a little among us
maybe I don't know and then my cat came
his name is drop drop and he climbed on
my keyboard and then my window is open
cuz it was a warm summer
day and over here there's like a roof Dr
you jump through the window and he
chilled on the roof uh there he
is he usually chills on the roof
sometimes it's not not a big deal but
this time we got a little too close he
started he started like moving he start
going that way he said over there don't
do it I'm like oh you'll be fine he's
just looking at the birds looking at the
birds or something until the Fire Nation
like a bird like flying like chip chip
chip chip chip and then he came a little
close to Dr
here and I'm like oh my God that bird
got really close a little too close I
look back on my monitor for one second
oh gaming Among Us I blink and I look
outside and then W
what what you doing no drop here drop
here drop here no you jumping after the
bird and he just this is a big building
okay this is like a a story tall this is
tilted towers and then there is like
grass but there's also like rocks so I
really HED you landed in the grass and I
was like no drop you so I crawl through
my window over here I I literally I jump
on my desk I crawl through the window I
am on there doing Among Us and and and I
was crawling on the roof
oh this is my time to kill him in the
game and then he was like I good
SP y he landed in the grass and he was
okay and then he stormed off to get the
birds and I got another perfect impostor
run yay all right I think we're going to
move on to the final story dude I'm
going to tell you guys about my three
cats my first cat was called Oliver okay
he he was a little bit weird because uh
he doesn't have a tail I chopped it off
is that his big fat butt or is that his
tail no that's his fur so Oliver lost
his his tail back in 1846 okay back back
in the day when cats didn't have the
power to vote I I I think he was like
self-conscious you know that he didn't
have like a tail or anything cuz like
honestly he was always like super grumpy
okay like he would always walk around
and he would never look like that happy
just because he didn't have a tail I
think he was just really angry because
he was you know so angry you know Oliver
was at best maybe a three Pat cat okay
like three Pats that's it okay no more
you Pat him once you know it's all good
twice sure but three times M don't
murder your whole family that's actually
how we lost our grandmother what even
happened to his tail he has no tail why
are you hiding this from some how did
you chop it off arrest arrest him no
he's a MX they they don't have tails
that's his breed so he would like stuff
his body like under Furniture so like no
one could reach him he was like
completely flattened under there stupid
cat all my cats are outdoor cats so it's
like one day he went outside he probably
hid himself somewhere so good that we
couldn't even find him you weren't able
to find him at all for how long for
years we he is God he's God we've never
seen him again he's gone but that's just
my first cat and honestly he was an old
grumpy man okay but the the next cat her
name is peepi peepi Fifi there say Fifi
a is your cat single I'm not going to
answer that question so the the thing is
my sister she was driving home from work
okay long shift you know her mind was
probably numb you know long day work 9
to5 but as she was driving home
supposedly she was hearing meowing At
first she thought it was like coming
from the radio like maybe it was like
part of the song or something cuz it was
like very soft like you're driving down
the road right you you barely hear it
when when the song stopped she heard the
meow like go again which is like how is
there a cat meowing there's no there's
no cats inside the car who is meowing
she stopped the car right she like she
looked inside she looked all around
nothing no cats but there was still
meowing right so she checked the the
hood you know just in case to see if
there was like a cat there and there was
a tiny black kitten like tucked between
the engine parts of the car he got
spring trapped or even to manage to
survive there like while my sister drove
is it there like really hot there yeah
exactly like how was the cat like okay
you know like from driving for such a
long period of time my sister had to
bring the cat home it was like a tiny
kitten the thing is we already had one
cat at the time Oliver and my parents
wouldn't let her keep it or at least
that's what she thought so my sister
ended up just keeping the cat in her
room for like 6 months without my
parents knowing secretly how how was it
pooping all over well no she had like
the litter box and everything in her
room how do she get like found out
living just in the room is probably like
not the best so it's like after 6 months
she's decided I got to tell you know our
parents you don't want to just live in a
one by one cubicle for like the rest of
your life right so it's like they let
her fre it's kind of what you do already
my parents would be upset but Fifi is
just adorable okay like literally too
cute how could you not resist this cat
okay oh my God Frei where's Fifi now I
I'll be honest I she's still here she's
still roaming around D dude let's go
she's not a real cat okay she she was
like genetically made in a lab somewhere
because she remains small her entire
life especially compared to our other
cats that we'll talk about but she's
like she's small we had one interest
thing so she she is an outdoor cat and
the thing is that she's so small like
you can barely see her like she's almost
smaller than most squirrels what she's
like going outside the the squirrels
never expect her the the amount of
squirrels that she's caught in is crazy
she's so like nimble and mobile she like
goes in the trees like she's actually in
the trees in the tree trunk oh my gosh a
squirrel is just eating mining its own
business she comes from above to attack
the squirrels it's crazy like an actual
Ninja way it it's really funny because
she's the complete opposite of my final
cat
Charlie I love
Charlie the final one the hunk Charlie
okay imagine melted ice cream like real
life Garfield that's him wait wait wait
wait wait what do you mean melted ice
cream there is Charlie oh my God he's
chunky okay he a chunker look at him oh
my God think about Charlie there's only
two things on his mind okay it's food
and sleep me too Charlie you know the
significant proos of Charlie is that
he's he's so big now that he can be used
as a mop we like sliding him around on
the floor to clean and he's completely
fine with it you know he he doesn't even
get mad he just accepts payment in like
food and then just falls asleep and it's
kind of hard for us to like not let him
eat cuz it's like we had two other cats
it's like you can't really control the
food because he just eats other cats
food I want to talk about the mop thing
cuz do you clean it is it like get all
clumpy on his fur like he cleans himself
isn't he like too chunky to be cleaning
himself what if there's a big poop stand
on the ground like a poop big poop you
mop it up who does that you tell you
telling me this thing looks upset look
at him Charlie okay it looks like he's
trying to say help me he's like going on
the window help the thing is he he's an
outdoor cat so the the whole
neighborhood is aware of him because he
just goes from house to house and he
just sits at anyone's driveway cuz he
has like this big chain on him like you
can see on this thing and it says like
security a Golden Chain yeah he's got a
gold chain that says security I'm like
Fifi who's like hunting squirrels he
does not hunt he like just sits we had
squirrels like literally come up to him
he doesn't even move okay he literally
all he does squirrels have literally
walked up to him and he's just sat there
and the squirrel like don't even see him
as danger that's Charlie he he has no
interesting stories about him so crazy I
just I just wanted to tell him about
Charlie he's so amazing I like Char if
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