Casually Explained: Bodybuilding
Summary
TLDRIn this humorous and insightful video script, the narrator delves into the world of bodybuilding, exploring its allure, challenges, and often-comical side effects. With a witty tone and relatable references, the script guides viewers through the pursuit of the ideal physique, from the humble beginnings of teenage insecurities to the ultimate goal of achieving a body that defies conventional attractiveness. The narrator offers a candid and engaging perspective on the realities of bodybuilding, including the psychological phenomenon of never being satisfied with one's gains, the sacrifices and potential side effects of steroid use, and the true essence of the sport â not just winning trophies but savoring the small triumphs and compliments along the way. The script concludes with a lighthearted promotion for an online therapy sponsor, emphasizing the importance of self-acceptance and mental well-being in the pursuit of physical goals.
Takeaways
- ð The video is a humorous take on the world of bodybuilding and the obsession with achieving an idealized physique.
- ðª It provides a classification of different male body types based on body fat percentage and muscle mass, indicating which are achievable naturally and which require performance-enhancing drugs.
- âïž It highlights the potential side effects of using steroids or other performance-enhancing drugs in bodybuilding, such as injuries, baldness, and testicular atrophy.
- 𥎠It pokes fun at the psychology of bodybuilders, where they often perceive themselves as smaller than they actually are, leading to a constant desire for more muscle mass.
- ð¯ It emphasizes that the primary goal of bodybuilding is not necessarily winning trophies or attracting romantic partners, but rather achieving a physique that garners compliments on specific body parts.
- ð± It suggests that one of the main motivations for bodybuilding is to be able to consume more calories without gaining excessive fat.
- ð§ââïž It promotes the sponsor, BetterHelp, an online therapy service, as a potential solution for bodybuilders who struggle with self-doubt or other mental health issues.
- ð€¯ It satirizes the extreme lengths that competitive bodybuilders go to, such as severe dehydration and extremely low body fat percentages, which can lead to organ failure.
- ðââïž It provides advice for those interested in bodybuilding, such as managing bulk and cut cycles, accepting genetic limitations, and managing expectations regarding progress.
- ð€¡ Overall, the video takes a lighthearted and humorous approach to bodybuilding culture, poking fun at its quirks and extremes while also acknowledging its appeal and challenges.
Q & A
What is the main topic discussed in the video script?
-The main topic discussed in the video script is bodybuilding, particularly the different body types, the challenges faced by bodybuilders, and the extremes they go through to achieve their desired physique.
What is the purpose of the chart shown in the script?
-The chart shown in the script is used to illustrate the different male body types based on the volume of muscle and the percentage of body fat. It categorizes various physiques ranging from skinny to extremely muscular and different levels of body fat.
What is the significance of the color coding used in the chart?
-The color coding in the chart indicates the achievability of each body type naturally or with the use of performance-enhancing drugs. Green represents physiques achievable naturally, yellow indicates the need for good genetics or being short, orange requires the use of steroids, and red represents extreme physiques that are generally unattainable.
What are some of the common side effects of steroid use mentioned in the script?
-The script mentions several side effects of steroid use, including the muscles growing faster than tendons and ligaments (leading to injuries), baldness, testicular atrophy, heightened aggression, and suppressed fluid intelligence.
What is the significance of the "better help" sponsorship mentioned in the script?
-The "better help" sponsorship is mentioned to promote an online therapy service that can help individuals, including bodybuilders, deal with mental health issues or doubts they may face while pursuing their goals.
What advice is given to those starting their bodybuilding journey?
-The advice given includes being patient with progress, understanding the immutable facts like genetics playing a role in muscle growth, following bulking and cutting cycles, and ultimately enjoying the small moments of achievement rather than solely focusing on winning competitions or attracting attention.
What is the ultimate goal of bodybuilding according to the script?
-According to the script, the ultimate goal of bodybuilding is not about winning trophies or attracting partners, but rather about burning more calories to be able to eat more and achieving small moments of satisfaction, like receiving a compliment on one's forearms.
What is the significance of the "dress shirt" analogy mentioned in the script?
-The "dress shirt" analogy is used to highlight the satisfaction bodybuilders feel when they can roll up their sleeves and receive a compliment on their forearms, which is a small but meaningful achievement in the bodybuilding journey.
What is the purpose of mentioning the "negative buoyancy" concept?
-The concept of "negative buoyancy" is mentioned as a humorous way to suggest that bodybuilding is not just about looking impressive at pool parties but also about achieving a level of muscle mass that can make one sink in water.
What is the overall tone and style of the script?
-The overall tone of the script is humorous and satirical, poking fun at the extremes and obsessions of bodybuilders while also acknowledging the dedication and challenges involved in the pursuit of building an impressive physique.
Outlines
ðïžââïž Bodybuilding: Pursuit of Physical Perfection
The paragraph discusses the motivations and mindset behind bodybuilding. It explores the common reasons people get into bodybuilding, such as attracting the opposite sex and achieving an idealized physique. The author introduces the concept of body dysmorphia, where bodybuilders have a skewed perception of their own physique, constantly striving for more muscle mass. The paragraph also provides a humorous comparison of different body types and the progression from a skinny physique to an extremely muscular one.
â ïž The Dark Side of Bodybuilding
This paragraph delves into the potential side effects and risks associated with bodybuilding, particularly the use of steroids and other performance-enhancing drugs. It highlights the physical consequences, such as muscle-tendon imbalances, baldness, testicular atrophy, and heightened aggression. The author also touches on the mental side effects, including suppressed fluid intelligence. The paragraph further emphasizes the extreme lengths bodybuilders go to for competition, including severe dehydration and potentially life-threatening low body fat percentages, all for the pursuit of a trophy. It offers advice for aspiring bodybuilders, discussing the importance of progressive training, genetics, and the cyclical nature of bulking and cutting phases.
Mindmap
Keywords
ð¡Bodybuilding
ð¡Body Dysmorphia
ð¡Steroids
ð¡Genetics
ð¡Bulk and Cut Cycles
ð¡Body Fat Percentage
ð¡Competitive Bodybuilding
ð¡Overtraining
ð¡Muscle Insertions
ð¡Calves
Highlights
Socrates' quote about growing old without seeing the beauty and strength of the body.
The common reason guys get into bodybuilding is to attract girls.
Comparison of Brad Pitt in Fight Club and Christian Bale in The Machinist to illustrate the psychology of bodybuilding.
Phenomenon where bodybuilders see themselves as small despite others seeing them as huge.
Guide to male body types based on muscle volume and body fat percentage.
Comparison of natural and enhanced physiques at different body fat percentages.
Critique of non-bodybuilding fans judging the sport.
Side effects of steroids and the bodybuilding mentality towards them.
Advice for beginners in bodybuilding, including progress expectations and phases.
The importance of forearm compliments and negative buoyancy in bodybuilding.
Better Help sponsorship and promoting online therapy for mental health.
Comparing therapists to aesthetic physiques and the ability to switch therapists.
Advice to consider hack squats and online therapy for different kinds of weight on the shoulders.
Call-to-action for Better Help's services and discount offer.
Transcripts
this video is sponsored by betterhelp
Socrates apparently once said it's a
shame for a man to grow old without
seeing the beauty and strength of which
his body is capable which is why it's
such a shame he died 2,300 years before
Greece was ruled by kiro's Grizzly as
you guys probably know by now I am
somewhat of a connoisseur of anything
involving jacked men with big egos
trying to do something better than some
other guy and while hosting a podcast is
a topic for another day today we're
talking about bodybuilding now the vast
majority of people who are into
bodybuilding just like the idea of
getting jacked rather than trying to
actually compete which is much better
objective because you probably won't
ever accomplish either one of the most
common reasons guys get into
bodybuilding is because they want to get
girls and while you get over that phase
quickly a big reason for this is because
many wannabe bodybuilders started their
gym Journey from the humble and insecure
teenage Google search what body type do
girls like in a guy now this is an eye
opener because the answer is rarely SE
buum Ronnie Coleman or even Arnold which
makes no sense to the average guy who
always pushes the character creations
slider all the way to the right for
example for any girls watching right now
I say rhetorically which do you think is
more attractive a Brad Pitt Fight Club
OR b Christian Bale and The Machinist
now that you've locked in your answer
the bodybuilders will reveal how they
compare the two which is of course see
they're the same picture it's just
lighting and a pump similarly one of the
notorious psychological side effects of
bodybuilding is that right now there are
currently teenagers who see a Hollywood
star like Tom Holland and think I want
to be that ripped one day but 5 years
later you'll look at Chris Hemsworth as
Thor and think small chest no traps lats
are okay still has a neck pathetic 5.5
out of 10 this phenomenon where other
people look at you and think damn I'm
looking huge bro but you look at
yourself and think I'm so small I need
to get bigger is a common side effect of
bodybuilding called being correct now in
order to cancel out any benefit of the
better help sponsorship I wanted to give
you the definitive guide to every
possible male body type and whether you
can actually look like that naturally or
not let me just open up my shirtless men
folder I've been collecting for exactly
this
purpose we all have this one don't we
boys now the primary determinant what
your body looks like is the volume of
muscle on your body and the amount of
body fat you have as a percentage of
your overall weight so assuming you're
about 5'9 the chart looks roughly like
this if you have a body fat percentage
about 10 or below but also basically no
muscle you'll weigh about 115 to 130 lb
and look roughly like this by the way he
put himself on a sock images not my
responsibility as you add on more muscle
while maintaining the same overall body
fat percentage you can see you go from
twitch streamer to Otter mode then
you're basically jacked to the tits then
diced to the socks then you eventually
get to the final form of anyone with a
low body fat percentage which is
actually looking like you lift when
wearing a shirt so the second row is
exactly the same progression except with
a body fat percentage of 15 to 20%
notable physiques in this category
include skinny fat the dad bod the daddy
bod then of course you have the power
Builder which is either an offseason
bodybuilder or a powerlifter trying to
cut then of course the notorious be mode
I swear I'm not making these up these
are actually established taxonomical
classifications so then at 25% body fat
and higher we have white collar dadbod
the median American Blue Collar dadbot
the true powerlifter and of course
Transcendence now the good news is that
first of all everything in the First
Column is achievable naturally all you
have to do is as little as possible
believe it or not everything I've
colored in green is like achievable
Natty by nearly anyone after that yellow
is achievable if you have good genetics
or short which by the transitive
property of bodybuilding means that
being short is good genetics Checkmate
male models everything in Orange is
basically always going to require you
being on the juice and everything in red
speaks for itself roughly speaking if
you're 5'9 natural have extremely good
genetics have been lifting 10 plus years
properly the biggest you can be is about
175 to 195 lbs at 10% body fat depending
on the size of your bones muscle
insertions and whether you're built like
Adam anra or Mike Israel as a comparison
Mr Olympia bodybuilders at the same
height frequently get on stage at half
the body fat and weigh 240 lb being a
fan of actual competitive bodybuilding
there are always a plethora of non-
bodybuilding fans who say things to me
like so you you enjoy watching nearly
naked musly guys lathered up in spray
tan Flex next to each other yes thing is
if you find yourself spending a
questionable amount of time judging the
physiques of Jack dudes and micro thongs
you might say to
yourself wait I I thought I was straight
but maybe I am sexually confused if this
happens just spend the $10 for
vladislava gagan's only fans and you'll
immediately realize nope now that I'm
aware of what actual sexual confusion is
I can say in hindsight I definitely
wasn't experiencing it before it's
important to know that if you are
considering taking steroids or toost it
doesn't just enhance your ability to
build muscle it comes with a lot of side
effects these are often consider
considered bad by regular people when
they are clearly just small and jealous
these include your muscles growing
faster than your tendons and ligaments
resulting in debilitating injury this is
also known in bodybuilding as Suffering
From Success going bald this is
obviously not a problem because you're
balding already testicular atrophy now
when anyone thinks of testicles they all
think the same thing guaranteed crit
finally this is the opportunity to
eliminate that weak spot plus girls will
think your dick is bigger because your
balls will appear further away height
tendency for aggravation would you
rather get in one fight and lose it or
get in 10 fights and win them exactly
suppressed fluid intelligence you
literally won't be able to tell if
anyone calls you stupid just fight them
most people don't consider bodybuilding
an extreme sport but when you bring up
skydiving rock climbing or heli skiing
most people ask why do they do it if
it's so risky and the athletes always
say something like I love it so much I
die for my sport in contrast in contest
bodybuilding dying is the sport it's
worth it though because if you're 265
pound severely dehydrated and have 3%
body fat what's the worst that can
happen yeah in this case it is total
organ failure but that's a small price
to pay in the grand scheme of things for
now get that trophy go to a sushi buffet
gain 50 lbs in a work week and then Live
to Die Another Day now if you're looking
to get into bodybuilding here's some
advice from someone who's been going to
the gym for 10 years as in physically
arriving there not in terms of progress
obviously first of all going to the gym
and rapidly progressing for the first
few months is like having sex for the
first time you say to yourself holy [Â __Â ]
this is amazing I'm sure this is going
to continue at the same rate forever but
no all progress will be halted when you
go too hard and get your back blown out
secondly there are some immutable facts
of bodybuilding that defy conventional
Logic for example nearly all
bodybuilders struggle to grow their
calves despite doing the optimal
training routine which is five sets of
seated calf raises at the end of leg day
frankly there is nothing else you can
possibly do you just have bad genetics
should have been Asian or previously
obese third in order to bodybuild
effectively you have to go on phases
where you gain weight and muscle and
then phases where you cut body fat and
maintain as much muscle as possible then
repeat the process for optimal results
don't be afraid to take your time on
this because if you go too quickly
you'll gain too much fat or lose too
much muscle personally I like to do a
three or four month bulk than a 4 to 5e
period of telling people I'm cutting
lastly the most important thing about
bodybuilding is that it's not about
winning a trophy or getting the hunnies
it's about putting on a dress shirt
rolling up your sleeves and receiving a
compliment on your forearms once every
few months mons it's not about being the
most Jack guy at the pool party it's
about achieving negative buoyancy
ultimately at the end of the day like
all sports bodybuilding isn't about the
destination it's all about burning more
calories per day so you can eat more now
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picture of kiro's grizzly and thinking
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