The Really Good Podcast | Ari the Don part 2: "I got your back"

come on we F to eat this chicken up for

real the right you do that after just

let it sit there don't worry about it

and then you like pour it's going get

cold and then you pour it you supposed

to pour it in the bag and then pour it

out that's how you're not supposed to

pour down the sink but this ain't your

sink so you can pour it in there not hot

though just let it cool off okay you

want to try a little hot sauce on it

even though it's not the right hot sauce

if you think that's a good idea yeah you

like hot spices

uhhuh oh my God that's a lot I've never

seen so much okay

Bobby eat that chicken don't be scared

okay bro come try one of these wings for

real you should you should come try one

don't deny her come try these Wings both

of you guys y'all

too go ahead come try the

wings don't I

heard mhm

they all the same now they're all the

same oh yeah the

Freshman tell me what y'all think about

that out of 10 one out of

10 one out of

10 too hot it's too

hot it's really

good mhm

what y'all think about it is good they

thumbs up but you can't see

that they're trying to hide their faces

because like they know their wives are

going to see

it you guys I really apologize for the

way that I look right now um my skin is

just not it and I also apologize that

part two with Ari took so long what

happened

was I mean I don't really have a good

excuse I'm not even going to try to gas

at you guys right now but see geek

wanted to work with me again so I

literally rolled out of bed my daughter

is right in there sleeping and I'm here

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think of anything that sells tickets

seek has tickets for but when you're

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deal click that put in my code Bobbi all

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oh my gosh they she's making me money so

we want to give her money and that's

kind of how that works but thank you

guys so much for supporting me like

honestly you guys have all changed my

life you continue to change my life and

I'm excited for wor things go and I'm

going to go um crawl back into bed but

sorry that part two took so long and

enjoy watching and I'm excited for the

episodes you're going to see in the

weeks to come now go back to me with

makeup on because I'm a catfish your

sister said she wanted to drink and then

she didn't get

one bab of course come over here this

how you do it put it in there m do you

and your sister fight oh my God that was

really do you guys

fight ever we won't fight huh H we won't

be fighting guys don't

fight I want a refund on my sister y'all

be fighting yeah like f fighting no oh

is that what you thought I meant yeah I

didn't mean that do you guys like

argue yeah she real mean are you mhm I

don't get thought from you she a real

mean sister we so we got a mean sister a

slow

sister um she didn't make it here in

time um what what is Ashley like she

like overly like spiritual like greens

Zen like crystals then you got me what

am I wow

wow that's me I'm a wild

sister she not wild right I don't know

Bobby you wild no I what you be doing

wild like you don't be twerking you

don't do nothing in the club you be

chilling like you listen to that

whatever that music kid your sister was

listening to you that's nothing wild

about that I you cool with your baby

daddy you got to y'all just broke up

y'all I mean your H ex-husband y'all

ain't even into it y'all got to get into

it a little bit you need to call him be

like you got me [ __ ] up just call him

real quick like for real you got me

[ __ ] up oh my God if you would just

like let him know don't play with me no

we're we're friends friends I hugged him

this morning when he dropped off the

kids for real mhm that's so sweet yeah

you don't hug your baby daddy hell no he

better not touch me girl really

I love him he cool though like me and

myab Dy we cool yeah we cool we not but

we was into it for like a long time it

took so long for us to get to this space

yeah I feel like we're we've always been

kind of we're good for real yeah yeah

would never like [ __ ] don't call my

phone no we're like we like I could call

him right now and ask for a favor and he

would do it maybe like he would like be

nice about it for real yeah he's busy

though he's in school and he's um he

works so like so how you feel about your

like new career and all that you know

you all around the world you in the

industry now and all that like doing

that uh he's he's really supportive of

it he like helped me yesterday like with

my um website cuz I'm dropping merch he

like had the V did you bring I don't

have any yet I'll give you a some but

you're it's not going to be a good shirt

for you it's a good shirt for like

someone like me and what the [ __ ] that

mean Bobby it says I don't fit in here

exactly I do you fit in everywhere oh

that's true like literally here but you

fit in everywhere else you are you fit

in here that's I like that feel you I

don't fit in here yeah that fits your

brain it fits me like that's how I feel

anytime I walk into a

room yeah like you fit in but you be in

the spot so it's like I want to I want

to fit in but I why you want to fit in

you got to stand out I do stand out but

like in you don't stand out you don't

fit in

I stand out for not fitting in right

yeah I like that I don't know I'm

accepting it it's just who I am I try I

genuinely wish that I could walk into a

club and just like fit in like and like

it like comes so naturally for everyone

but for me I'm just

like I'm glad surrounded by a bunch of

black people of course you not going to

fit in immediately you got to get after

this after you go cook some chicken P

they be like they probably invited to a

cookouts I'm telling you cook this

chicken right here they going be like

let me tell you something you eating

tofu and all that of course you got it

you know move and groove your way in

that thing mhm you got to cook this for

your kids I'm going to cook this you

like it they going like your third win

mhm it's good and you did that so easily

yeah you just razzled Dazz okay so let's

do step by step what do we do okay okay

we take the chicken we touch it we put

it into a glass bowl and then we rinse

it we should have used write this down

if you guys are watching and you don't

know how to cook either right okay you

take the chicken you should rinse it

with with lemon and vinegar but we

didn't have that so you Rin it with

water cold water right um and then you

take it and you put it back into the

bowl and now you add a bunch of

seasoning just screenshot the seasonings

here cuz never heard of any of these

before I've heard ofar

salt um and mustard but that's not even

the right mustard so it would taste

better it's cool it's organic It's just

sad what would you have preferred U

what's it called what's the regular

mustard called French frenches French

something okay just mustard they know

yellow

mustard I feel like that's yellow

mustard but that organic like what's

wrong The Taste the you making fried

chicken okay you're right nothing

healthy about this yeah no you're right

what is the last one there sa on no this

oh sorry I said lost one but oh that's

paprika oh that's not even what we

supposed to use oh is it paa right yeah

okay okay right okay so you put all of

those onto it right and then you mix it

with your

hands and you keep pushing past when it

feels disgusting you just like have to

keep going and then you add egg just one

egg mhm well it depends I guess how many

of you're making the amount that we made

you add an egg and you just mix it right

and it's okay you just wash your hands

after mhm um and then you grab a trash

bag mhm and you put flour in it and corn

starch and and corn starch how much

cornstarch I didn't see that just like

just we didn't use the buttermilk we did

not you supposed to add that buttermilk

just a little bit anyway it ain't no big

difference okay so buttermilk optional

right okay um when would you add that if

you were going to you add it in the mix

with the eggs and all that oh and that's

really like too if you leaving it

sitting you like you could let your your

chicken marinate put in the refrigerator

let it sit that's really when I do the

buttermilk but we was cooking these

instantly anyway so it's it really it's

not a like a too much of a deal breaker

okay it's mostly if you letting it

marinate oh okay would it taste better

if you let it marinate hell yeah oh next

flavors in okay so then you take not

this pot cuz she hates this get a cast

iron one exactly

so they could deep fry I just feel like

that was deep um Bob ain't nothing deep

about that

pan what do you mean it's like 2 in keep

going babby for real keep going okay

then you put canola oil in a pan and you

leave it there for like 20 minutes let

it get hot let it get real hot and then

you take the chicken you put it in the

flour trash bag with the with the with

the cornstarch and you add seasoning you

always seasoning H H seasoning is the

term yeah what is h seasoning like H

like a lot like go hard it ain't

seasoning if you if you if you aren't

sneezing if you Ain sneezing it ain't

seasoning it ain't sneez it ain't

seasoning you just say the second part

okay it ain't seasoning if you ain't

sneezing yes girl okay okay and then you

take the chicken you mix it in the trash

bag like she's doing right there that's

the exact motion you should do probably

right okay you do that take chicken put

it into your oil and then you how long

do you wait to flip it once it get brown

yeah like a like four minutes each side

something like that it should be at like

about like 350° but we don't have like a

she just checks out with her hands some

yeah you just put it on top see if it's

hot and you were like that's 350 yep you

just got to feel for it you know when

you feel that heat hitting your hand

like from like right here yeah that's

y'all can get y'all a um what's it

called thermometer yeah 350 I think

they're going to need two we probably

are going to give ourselves like

salmonella or something if we just y'all

don't know I'm telling you when it get

look at this I'll get better at this you

did this perfect you [ __ ] with this huh

yeah this is so good I would order this

from a rest so you going to do this when

you get home mhm when well not today cuz

I feel like that's a lot of chicken

wings to happen a day no it's never too

many chicken wings thankfully oh really

I sent you all the ingredients so you

know what to do oh and I have them you

do cuz you going to take this home yeah

but then yeah you just leave it in there

you take it out and you eat it

exactly give it up for Bobby y'all thank

you you eat this with normally oh you

can make it with a lot of things so like

we from Chicago so I eat like chicken

fried chicken or fried fish with

spaghetti with fried fish or like one of

the two okay or you could do like fried

chicken greens macaroni sweet potatoes

C greens oh you don't eat C greens we

going to make some C greens when you say

greens I imagine like

kale no this not I know you [ __ ]

lying B for real I wish I was kale when

you say greens y'all eat your greens eat

kale and spinach you have me so [ __ ]

up kale and spinach is what when some so

somebody be like some soul food like we

gonna eat some greens you be like kale

well in my head would I picture kale and

spinach yes like sauteed with with

garlic and salt and salt garlic and salt

is it

yeah I'm going to have a hard time with

you okay well now I know you mean you

mean collar it's your sister too with

that damn lemon and that um butter

that's a nasty ass [ __ ] for real and

that's why black people always like

white people they don't how to season

their food mhm I seasoning on mine and

then you eat tofu at home with like

flatbread and all that Bobby for real

you like that chicken I know you do yeah

I know you do you like a PO Queen

mhm for real babby you got to get out

there I've just been eating tofu so now

I'm enjoying my

food I wonder if you could fry tofu in

the same way you're not frying a damn

Tofu for real no can someone try that

for

me that's some nasty sh that sounds good

I'm gonna make that for you come over to

my house and I'll make you fried tofu

I'll probably throw up that's God Fair

throw up that's really dramatic I cuz

it's like ain't it like squishy no

chicken's squishy hell no that chicken

is crunchy no the inside when you I seen

somebody cutting up some tofu it was

like a block it look like cheese no huh

it is a block exactly it's a [ __ ]

block a white block and they just cut it

and then they cut it in squares that

look like that's some nasty [ __ ] what is

that what is tofu I told you it's

soybeans and adame it's

adame I think am I right some Bobby

that's nasty asell they're looking at me

like I'm crazy but I think that's right

it's not nasty cuz they wi Fried Chicken

for them at home they don't like my suan

no tofu yeah that's rude this right here

no this is better this going to take you

where you need to to be what do I need

to

be I don't know but we going to get you

there I could say you like really like

at home frying chicken I can see myself

doing that too I just no one's ever

taught me how to cook never no who you

got to come on dinner with the D how

people lick your kids then you I guess

like in a sealed document you have to

list your like children so he put our

kids' names in it and everything it's

sealed but someone from the court must

have

leaked it to TMZ so when he filed it was

like set our children's full names even

though I've never posted them onl no and

my team tried to like get them to take

it down but it was too late everybody

was already like talking about it

because I my whole thing about not

sharing their names was like I wanted

them to like create their own Google

search one day like you know like it's

like I don't want to create that for you

and now I'm pissed off cuz like you can

search their names now damn and you all

you still call what was it concrete and

what Richard concrete Richard we still

[ __ ] with conr what is your son do you

call him anything online I call him his

[ __ ] name okay your son his

name is your son s right but I call him

Papa okay that's but papa is not his

name right so you you don't call your

son but they always make fun of his name

cuz it's like y son Yan is his name who

makes fun of him just people on the

internet you Ain never seen my son on

the internet they be saying he like a

little messy ass kid and [ __ ] tell oh I

would they up mhm if you guys are

watching this and you're someone who

leaves mean comments stop cuz no [ __ ]

you yeah you don't tell them to side

[ __ ] you keep doing it [ __ ] but [ __ ]

you keep doing it cuz [ __ ] you though

but it's it's a little like just no I

hate them can't talk about my kids

either online so that's fine that's

where I draw the line you can say

whatever you want about me and that's

what my arguments come in at oh don't

say nothing about my son Marco didn't

tell me that no I be saying other [ __ ]

too oh yeah I just cursed the ho out

this morning why cuz [ __ ] be trying

me they talking about um I wouldn't want

my wife twerking and all that hey let me

tell you something

[ __ ] I'm doing that with my men and

even if I'm not who the [ __ ] cares she

only been with barely any people uhhuh

cuz my girl B wild I'm not any more wild

than her my girl

Bobby you going to get remarried

hopefully I'm why you want to be married

you don't want to be married ever it's

just too much paperwork I just feel like

why we got to sign sign this paper have

a party confess our loves other yeah but

we have like a party I want to have a

wedding yes I just don't want to sign no

I think that's smart cuz she going on

and it's just like God for be like I

want us to just well now I can tell you

as someone who's had to get divorced see

what I'm saying it's a lot of work I

ain't got time for that Bob it's not

worth it don't do no but I have a

wedding cuz I've I've always dreamt of

having a wedding I've never had one you

didn't have a wedding no we got married

at the courthouse cuz I was pregnant oh

y'all see what I'm saying I ain't doing

all that I want to go do that

uh uh one happy family picket fence and

all that doing we tried didn't work out

now we're not a happy family with a

picket fence happy still happy yeah

right with two

houses that's cool too yeah no it's fine

it works out come get the kids I'm going

outside yeah I know he's me and Mark are

going on tour together where you going

um I don't know like bunch of places

yeah when yall start on May something

what y'all doing like stand up yeah well

y going to like interview oh stand up

we're we're it's a versus it's Marco

against me for real yeah you scared yeah

you look [ __ ] scared I'm scared he

going to [ __ ] you up he so bad so bad

I'll bring you I got your back I'll

bring you out Marco scared of me he know

I don't play that [ __ ] he's he's not

scared of me I'll tell you that much oh

yeah I know he not scared of you but

know he could absolutely yeah he going

to [ __ ] you up he's going to but it's

going to be fun but I'm going be

standing behind you like this okay yeah

and what and then I'm just gonna I'm be

like Marco don't [ __ ] not too much on my

girl and then what you gonna say um what

she said no you got to be like yeah

[ __ ] all right we G to start

over Okay I'm not too much on my girl

yeah [ __ ] no no okay what do I

first of all untuck your hand got I do I

do need to stop you a bad [ __ ] stand

that confidence okay like

this put your hands like

not too much on my you just crossed your

arms yeah cuz I'm I got a little ump to

mine you like this okay yeah yeah

[ __ ] you got to be like yeah

okay go ahead so do this move real quick

okay slap like and mean it Bobby like I

mean it do your shoulders

like there you go right there okay come

on let's do it okay not too much on my

girl yeah [ __ ]

no Bobby no for real we got to get this

right before we leave for real you gotta

be like yeah [ __ ] don't not

[ __ ] [ __ ] Okay mother

say [ __ ] [ __ ] there you

go okay not too much on my girl yeah

[ __ ] yes girl you going to [ __ ]

him up we going [ __ ] him up he can't see

you for real yeah it's going to be good

you don't believe it no oh no I believe

it you do marus mother [ __ ] that you're

going to [ __ ] him up for me I that I

don't believe that I'm going to

intimidate him very much but I'll try

yeah I got you thank you I you guys her

name is Ari she makes great food and she

taught me how to make food and she's

going to keep teaching me because I feel

like I can't make the same dish greens

yeah exactly not kale we're going to

make collar green GRE is that like an

actual vegetable name yes it's colored

greens you can Google that baby we're

going to make collored greens next time

she's going to help me make like a full

course yeah uh so yeah she's great also

you have makeup I got makeup go ahead

just by um I just dropped a new lip oil

chess kiss is so amazing um and I have

my new spin-off TV TV show coming very

soon remedy swim as well I'm my My Girl

Bobby everything oh my gosh so make sure

that y'all check her out cuz she going

to have all the new new [ __ ] on huh I

will period does it look like it's my

style bab we going we going we're going

to change my style it doesn't matter

doesn't matter all all this one right

here when you doing all that one I yeah

no none of this none of this okay you

got to stand in confidence like you got

know you a bad [ __ ] like everyone was

making fun of my posture in my video you

yeah you just not like this by not like

this or like this okay like this like

Let Your Arms hang God I don't do that

ever hand stand to the side stick it out

a little bit

yes they can't [ __ ] with you let them

hoes know [ __ ] what's up oh my God yeah

like girl I can't call them hoes they're

going to kill me that girl Bobby out

here doing it in the field let them know

you in the field okay I'm in the field

she in the field she you're not in okay

we going to get you there well we'll try

thank you so much for coming today and

for helping me learn how to cook because

actually I think my kids will like me

more now yeah and they should they

should know have like I always hated

that I didn't know how to cook and you

didn't even use a recipe no this is was

really cool that you didn't even pull

out a recipe or measurements or anything

we even

brought that for you you didn't even use

that babby we you you don't all with the

heart and if it Ain you got to cook with

the heart and if it ain't season I mean

if you ain't sneezing and it ain't

seasoning that's how we're going to end

it so thank you guys so much for

watching bye