BECOMING OVERPOWERED FAST - Skyrim Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits

hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome

back to Skyrim special edition

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fridge remaster yep that's probably the

version we're on now I love playing

Skyrim and by playing Skyrim I of course

mean abusing the game and destroying the

balance that a normal video game has you

see in a regular video game when you

fight a boss it's challenging defeating

enemies might require strategy and

you've got to spend time building your

perfect character yes that's how they

wanted you to play Skyrim but no I

prefer to destroy the game by becoming

an immortal God creating paralysis

potions that last 25 Real World hours

and designing a fork so powerful it can

burn a hole through the sun today we're

going to push the game to a new extreme

we'll be creating an absolute Beast of a

character with the ability to swing a

sword faster than the speed of sound and

best of all it's going to be incredibly

easy to pull off so get comfortable pour

yourself a cup of tea give the video a

like and let the chaos begin say hello

to Mr Beast our vessel for today he's a

lovely orc beasty who knows only one

thing swinging okay that sounds bad okay

look he is really good at swinging a

sword and that means that whilst we are

playing on a high difficulty today we're

still able to cut through these early

level Bandits like butter oh lovely and

simple but before we get all cocka hoop

this is hardly enough to defeat

something like the ebony warrior so

first things first how do you swing a

sword faster well the easiest way is to

level one-handed and grab juel flurry

but it's still not enough to break the

game so let's quickly go and pick up the

most broken weapon of the base game that

for some reason the developers still

haven't patched after over a decade

firstly we need to kill a kind old lady

in rifton to join the Dark Brotherhood

then speed through all of those quests

until the real emperor arrives in Skyrim

on of course his lovely palatial boat so

here we are down on the docks near the

boat dressed as a wonderful Jester Chef

also standing nearby to us is the head

of the Empire Secret service Commander

Maro and he's a little bit angry at us

for framing and killing his son so we'll

go say hi to him after we pick up our

prize we're not here to actually kill

the emperor we're just here for a weapon

so after boarding the boat we want to

run past all of these overpowered guards

and make our way to the bow of the boat

where right at the top of this long pole

we have a sword called windshire now

windshire might seem like a pretty

mediocre weapon only doing 20 damage but

it has some unique properties for

example an enchantment that gives you a

33% chance to paralyze enemies on a bash

this is pretty good but the true perk is

actually just a bug that was left in by

the developers you see when creating

this weapon some poor intern of Bethesda

made it so that with each swing of this

weapon there is a 100% chance to stagger

the target for just 1 second this might

not seem too bad Until you realize they

allowed it to stagger everything from

humans to Giants meaning that provided

you can hit your target every second you

will be able to stun lock enemies we

will now demonstrate this by running

back to our secret service friend from

earlier and fight fighting him now we

haven't picked up any of the perks that

increase our swing speed but there is

something cheesy you can do you see in

Skyrim different weapons have different

swing speeds with daggers of course

being the fastest and great weapons

being the slowest but the game

interestingly takes the left-handed

weapon to be your base attack speed

meaning that the sword in my right hand

is able to swing 30% faster provided I'm

able to have a dagger in my left hand

and that would be the case right now if

I'd actually remembered that the blade

of wo is another bugged weapon that

actually Swit even slower than a sword

so yes we're actually attacking below

the base attack speed of Winder right

now cheers developers still despite the

setback we're able to easily stun Maro

into submission meaning we will take

absolutely no damage and make a

potentially challenging fight in

absolute walk in the park now I do feel

more powerful so let's attack a Solitude

guard to get a better feel for my

abilities we can of course attack with

our other weapon the blade of wo and it

does do more damage but unfortunately

the enemy is not stunned so they can

immediately swing back and do lots of

damage this is terrible so yes we will

instead just be swinging with the wind

shear over and over again and job done

the fight is rather easy but how do we

go faster well if we pick up the Dual

flurry perk in the one-handed tree we

get an extra 20% attack speed this

stacks on top of having a dagger in our

left hand meaning that we now have a

swing speed increase of 56% so for every

two attacks you could be doing I'm going

to be doing free it's good and very

beastly considering the stun lock power

but I I'm a God of Skyrim so yes we're

going to be taking this further so we've

made our way to rifton and we're in the

rat way where all of the rats hang out

okay well maybe not the rats but in the

very least I detect French people in

here look they have a baguette and

they'll be hiding some fromage somewhere

as well I can sense it but yes once here

we will make our way inside the guardian

Vault where I will be able to find

myself a lovely little note so yes this

is the guardian Vault um it's pretty

spicy there's you know a bit of

excitement there is a floaty sword of

death in the middle now of course I

can't really activate the barrier to get

this weapon so I must follow our ghost

friend down these steps and I get to

witness whatever this is so yes I have

to defeat the guardian um who as you can

imagine they're going to be a pretty

dangerous enemy and I'm pretty low level

so um yeah I shouldn't be able to do

this luckily for me however I can just

do the ageold stun lock and Bash

approach using the wonderful wind shear

and this means that the guardian is

physically unable to respond easy peasy

squeeze the lemon so that is one chamber

cleared out I must now go and clear out

a different chamber all right so here we

go once again I must fight a guardian in

fact this is a guardian and a flame

Atronach as well not very fun luckily

first Guardian very easy to defeat job

done now let me steal your note here we

go so my next mission is to go and

investigate faar's too yes back into the

main chamber we go what a lovely success

I can now now retrieve this fancy sword

it's uh it's dusk Fang it's a pretty

expensive sword but that doesn't mean

I'm going to use it now instead we're

going to go for the other weapon that

this quest line has I'm guessing it's

another weapon that basically no one has

found and even if they have no one has

used it because no one has understood

its actual power so yes we take the

mission to investigate faar's tooth

which is located just over here right

fantastic I've made my way to faar's

tooth and oh my they've unleashed the

dogs on me wow spooky I know right we've

made our way inside to faar's tooth and

we know to go here because we read a

note and then whilst we're here we're

going to find another note and that's

going to tell us to go to a different

location Yep this is Peak gameplay Quest

design right hello there Bandit Bonk

you're stunned then hit and you're dead

now that's combat ah here we go we found

the dog fighting ring I know incredible

there are multiple Bandits here which is

pretty dangerous but they are only

Bandits so yeah I just B need to run at

them knock them and then they're down

all right and then once we've made our

way to here we will find ourselves the

lovely cage Bandit note as well as a

bunch of other Jazzy stuff but the cage

Bandit note is going to tell us to go to

a different cave entirely so it's off we

go to continue our adventure um right so

I've made my way to the cave uh where

naturally there's a bunch of vampires

vampires pretty spooky uh these guys are

really high level in terms of like

actual damage they can do uh but being

able to stun people generally speaking

sols most of the problems all right down

into the cave system we go uh we got

some more vampires to fight hello you're

a master vampire uh so yeah you're

actually incredibly hard to kill but

unfortunately you're not going to be

able to get an attack off as you're just

going to be stun locked and there we go

that's basically this entire quest line

complete now with one of the most

anticlimactic boss fights ever because

over here in this chest is blood first

here we go quite a spicy boy indeed now

don't get me wrong this might seem like

an even better weapon it's got an

incredibly High base damage it absorbs

15 points of Health but most

interestingly it increases speed by 7%

so what we can now do is equip blood

first in our left hand and switch wind

shear over to our right hand and this is

actually going to have the speed boost

effect of blood first Target wind sheare

this is because when the designers added

the enchantment to blood first it just

improves the attack speed of your weapon

and scym prioritizes your right-handed

weapon over your leftand weapon this

means that windshire now attacks much

faster than previously as you can see

now if you remember every time I swing

with windshire that is a stunning attack

you can see the issue but here's the

thing normally when you have stagger on

weapons in games they are set to be

believable and by that I mean you can

stagger a human being you can stagger a

wolf but would you be able to stagger

something larger like say an entire

woolly mammoth or a giant there is no

way that my tiny sword is able to

stagger a woolly mammoth and yet it can

don't ask me why the developers decided

to let this be in the game but they did

and the resulting effect means that I'm

going to be able to stand here and it is

impossible for a response to be had oh

one Mammoth attack actually just went

off and a second one now of course our

attack against the mammoth and Giants

they're okay they're not doing the best

but you might finally be asking yourself

spiff why on Earth did you choose to

make Mr Beast and orc and it's because

they have the most overpowered power B

rage you take half damage and do double

damage for 60 seconds so I will activate

it and then just Bonk this Mammoth into

Oblivion uh I bonked it so hard it's

ceased existing which is quite

impressive indeed I don't think I've

ever seen that before so yes I'm just

going to Bonk this Mammoth over and over

again so the did can't respond that's

the mammoth dealt with and now we just

stun loock the giant sorry Mr giant you

are never going to respond perfectly

balanced and there we go They're All

Dead now now of course we are rather

done powerful however we could be doing

oh so much better for example we can

actually attack faster if we were to

level up our one-handed skill and

upgrade the Dual flurry ability in order

to do that we would need level 50 in

onehanded and that would take a lot of

time alternatively I am a very darly and

devilish British individual and that

means we shall be cheesing this instead

the way in which we're going to do this

is by making a decent bit of money now

of course having 3,000 gold in the bank

is pretty good but adre Rana here has

1,161 but what we're going to do is

steal all of her inventory we're going

to do that by selling an item then

pressing e to go inside of Adriana's own

inventory and now that we're inside of

her own inventory we can actually sell

her her own items like say this orcish

battle XX this is in her inventory but

if I click on it to sell it you'll

notice that interestingly she is losing

money and I am gaining money this is

because for some reason she has chosen

to pay me so that I can sell her an item

she already has truly incredible anyway

now that we have some money I should be

able to go find myself a trainer ah and

here we go we found Amon now Amon is

hopefully going to be able to train Us

in one-handed so by giving him some of

the money that I very very deservedly

stole from a shopkeeper he is going to

train us up to level 50 unfortunately

that is the cap of what he can teach us

that's not bad because we can now Jewel

wield even faster and I can pick up

Savage strikes that my standing power

attacks have a chance to decapitate my

opponents this is now meant that

effectively my attack speed is even

faster than it was previously and I can

instead of running around the map just

Power Attack my way across Skyrim so

there we go my attack speed has

increased a bit all thanks to some

Financial Shenanigans but realistically

we need more in order to get more that

means we actually need to do a little

bit of the quest line because I need to

learn how to shout so that means one

quick visit to Bleak Fall's Barrow right

okay so I've made it to the end of ble

Fall's bar I have to of course pick up

uh the first word of f Roar and then

here comes the enemy oh my goodness it's

a drer overlord however will we defeat

them of course they're going to Foose me

and then I'm just going to stun loock

them um and then just swing over and

over again until eventually they are Le

defeated and Le dead well that was easy

now we can start fighting dragons and

absorbing their power right so we now

get the opportunity to fight our first

dragon this is of course going to go

quite nicely for us because as I

mentioned our weapon has a 100% chance

to stun and that is stun everything

including dragons yep whichever in turn

decided to write that piece of coat

definitely knew what they were doing so

where comes the Dragon Here Comes Mr

Dragon now of course this is an

incredibly High Health and dangerous

enemy it can breathe fire it can one hit

me but what it cannot possibly expect is

the fact that I am able to stun loock it

so that is what I'm going to do I'm just

going to keep repeatedly hitting it over

and over again and it is unable to do

anything it cannot fly away it cannot

attack it can only die and there we go

quite possibly one of the fastest

easiest Dragon murders I've ever

accomplished so there we go first dragon

murdered so now all I need to do is

cheese so I've made my way to the first

word war that I actually need in order

to become horrifically overpowered the

only problem is it is defended by hag

rven hagravens are terrifyingly

dangerous enemies if they're able to

fight back Unfortunately they are not so

time to go absorb the word yum yum yum

yum yum yum yum yum yum brilliant that

is the first word learned right I've

made my way all the way over to uh the

wonderful Shri Quin Overlook near FAL

creef where I must of course fight a

bunch of evil enemies um in one-on-one

combat and then yes pick up this lovely

word of power Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum so

we've now picked up two words of the

elemental Fury now we just need to go

for the fifth and final my next word

wall is over here located inside

everyone's favorite quest line uh the

beacon Quest whereby you get shouted at

by an angry woman and get handed

genuinely one of the worst weapons in

the game especially relative to the

amount of effort you have to put in to

get it right come on Lydia catch up

we've got a quest to do and yes quite

literally next to the most annoying

quest line in the game is the final

World War which we have of course

absorbed meaning we now know all of the

words for Elemental Fury the only issue

is dragon souls are required for

unlocking this and I don't have any

dragon souls so let's go find ourselves

some

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just crashed my

game right so I've killed free dragons

in order to max out the wonderful

Elemental Fury shout but if you're a

veteran of Skyrim you're going to be

saying spiff this is a terrible idea

because Elemental Fury doesn't work on

weapons that have enchantments and

technically both bloodfirst and wind

shear have enchantments meaning if I try

and do my shout it says no your current

weapon is Enchanted go away so you might

think well logically we can get around

this by unequipping our weapons and then

shouting but no you must have a weapon

drawn that's right the developers have

thought of everything there is no way to

cheese the attack speed further however

there is of course a work around there

always is Step One is to equip a bow

then once we have our bow equipped we

can do our big Shout

this has increased our attack speed by

100% we then unequip the bow and this

will Auto equip our two wonderful dual

wielding attacks we will now pull out

our dual wielding attacks and we can now

attack for the fastest speed the game

has ever seen every time I click I will

attack and there is physically no way

for me to increase this attack speed

further this is scientifically the

fastest the game can handle truly

incredible but the reason why the attack

speed is so screwed is actually

relatively simple all of the attack

modifiers are cumulative meaning a

percentage increase affects all previous

percentage increases in some games if

you were to have say A Plus 50% attack

speed and a plus 50% attack speed it

might just go okay you get plus 100% but

no in this game everything is

multiplying each other this is why the

attack speed can get so crazy and we can

go from having a one-handed sword that

is meant to be attacking like this to a

one-handed weapon that can instead

attack like this and then finally this

insane thing of whatever this nonsense

is I mean literally just look at me I'm

like some kind of Beyblade sorry Lydia

look I can just carve you up into tiny

pieces it's so stupid I'm sorry liia

apologies so I guess now all that's left

is to test this ability out on the most

powerful enemy in the game the ebony

warrior so here we have it ladies and

gentlemen the ebony warrior one of the

greatest and most deadly threats in all

of the Elder Scrolls this man has done

it all truly one of the greatest

warriors and unfortunately today he is

going to die via a series of unfortunate

and silly events step one I'm going to

activate my Berserker rage this means I

do double damage and take half damage

for 60 seconds then I'm going to equip

Elemental Fury and then do a full shout

of that then equip my weapons correctly

like so and Goodbye Mr ebony warrior

farewell oh my goodness I'm like just

the speediest boy in the universe

unfortunately the ebony warrior uh still

just evaporated me I guess I need to do

this away from the White Run guard so

that they don't get involved okay here

we go no guards in sight no one's going

to disturb me and the ebony warrior we

can get down to business so yes I'm

going to do my shout equip my weapons

like so and get to work stabbing the

ebony warrior there we go oh my goodness

he was able to do the shout yes he was

able to drain my health somehow but um

unfortunately oh my goodness he was

still able to get a shout off this fad

okay this eony Warrior guy maybe maybe

currently too powerful for me I suppose

I could improve my chances by actually

wearing armor but no you so are powerful

and I need to get more powerful I think

I need to improve my one-handed skill

that means I need to cheese more money

and find myself a better one-handed

trainer anyway yes I've given up on

attacking the eony warrior and my

reasoning is quite simple uh because of

the ebony Warrior's perks he has a 10%

chance every time you hit him to reflect

an attack back at you this of course

means that as I am attacking incredibly

quickly I am basically always getting

hit with my own attack meaning that he

is the one perfect enemy for defeating

me uh the Emperor of Skyrim however I

don't think he's quite as resistant so

uh yes we're just going to murder him so

we're going to make our way through uh

all of this and make my way towards the

emperor right we're just going to um

there we go give you a knock and there

you go you're down and then give you two

knocks and you're also dead Splendid oh

hello there let me just do a Power

Attack friend oh you're dead

and now you're oh it landed in the

bucket it landed in the bucket I've

never had that in Skyrim that's in

incredible Todd all right where's the

emperor right I guess up I go a little

bit more there's the emperor's quarters

there I do believe yes we just simply

unlock it and we go say hello to the

emperor no I haven't come this far just

to stand talking you're all right okay

Emperor friend uh let me just quickly

deal with you there we go thank you for

your key o i can steal the emperor's

clothes oh why not oh we are going to

look very groovy indeed look at me oh

we're so Swanky up onto the deck we go

and um we should have some enemies here

hello there Mr sailor you're dead oh

who's setting me on fire oh you right

sorry you're dead oh and then I guess

there is you wub bam uh who's left two

more enemies right Bonk Bonk Bonk and

then our final friend oh goodbye sir

Splendid well I mean we pretty much

cleared out the entire ship not bad at

all all right okay we've got the ebony

warrior still standing here and I think

I kind of want to give him another try

you know what let's just do a big Power

Attack and see what we can do I mean of

course if you notice my health bar it is

slowly dwindling down and down and down

there's not much I can do here other

than occasionally heal but yes we're

going to keep him stun locked oh no he

just cast some nonsense come on yes we

might have this actually lyia is almost

dead but that's okay uh she is the

sacrifice that we must have in our

universe but now that Lydia is

completely dead we can continually work

on the ebony warrior having another

health potion there we go yes keep him

knocked down yes Mr ebony warrior you

thought you'd be able to best me but but

no I can cheese Beyond Your Wildest

imaginations yes ah we did it we might

not be level 80 we might just have a

very overpowered sword but with only the

cost of poor little old Lydia here who

probably was murdered by me in my

swinging chaos we have managed to best

the ebony warrior and there we have it

ladies and gentlemen we have once again

proven that Skyrim is indeed a perfectly

balanced game with absolutely no

exploits whatsoever if you enjoyed

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background I'll see you in the next one

have a lovely day and goodbye for now