I'm a Corporate Sellout! - Hermitcraft 10 #11

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I figured it was time I figured it's

time to start turning this Factory into

a base so the first step is obviously

moving your storage room in and that is

exactly what I've done I moved all my

items it took it took a little bit of

time moved all my items from the starter

base over to here and we have this nice

little storage room here very simple

nothing automatic nothing autofilling

nothing Auto breaking none of that and

more importantly you're not going to

believe it you're not going to believe

it it it it finally happened well it

it's it's kind of happening I think I

might be the last one but I finally got

a mailbox installed well sort of we

started to I got the Redstone done for

the top part here but I'm going to do

we're going to get the bottom part in uh

in a bit and I added this too I look at

this look little secret thing the right

here see see see are you amazed are you

do you know what this is do you know

what this is this right here is how I

get down to my Farms down below and

speaking of down here I started to turn

the room a little bit to the left here

so it's going to like kind of you see it

goes over there and we got to I even put

down some of the we kind of repeated

some of this little pattern here it's so

new it hasn't even look we're just

starting to oxidize right here I did

this like a few hours ago but we still

have big plans down here we got the

Nether wart Farm I got to finish out all

the detailing on this we have a wheat

farm right here that does all the weed

ification and then over here I think

we're going to put other Farms I know

there's like a slime chunk over there

somewhere I got to figure out which one

of is a slime trunk we got to put a SL a

little tiny slime farm down there I

think I'm going to try and squeeze a

sugar canane farm in like right going

down the line there maybe maybe but

those are all future things for today

what I want to do is get that drop area

in here and get the mailbox built in

somewhere now every other mailbox system

that's been built so far the top part

and the bottom part are just directly

right above each other I'm going to

actually drop mine and then send these

Shockers a little bit to the side

because right below would be like right

here and I don't want my mail processing

thing to go right through here I think

I'm going to have it go like out there a

little bit in the background I don't

know we we'll find a spot probably also

time to take this Beacon down as well oh

I love it this is so much better here we

go we just drop down scoodle all the way

down hit the powdered snow and we are in

the farm area down below and we're done

we just scle to the

side and we are up back in the base

amazing all right listen fair warning

things are about to get weird or maybe I

should just say weirder so first I need

a little backstory see uh there's this

thing on This Server we call the late

night crew and and that's the that's the

guys that log on late at night and just

kind of mess around and we usually just

chat and hang around and normally we

don't record anything we call it the lnc

it's been going on for quite some time

now and lately they come over here into

my little Factory here and we all jump

around and just hang out and chat and

you know basically nothing gets done

it's usually me Etho cub scar sometimes

Joe and lately it's BDubs too so anyways

a couple nights ago before I opened the

Redstone shop the guys came over a few

of them came over to interrupt I must

say my hard work that was at hand and I

got to say guys uh I unfortunately

deleted the footage so I had to beg bebs

you're going to watch this from beb's

perspective why is he taking for Cobble

there he

is you're digging for

Cobble yes that's so pathetic well

that's where I'm at right

now that's the point in your life you're

digging

for the greatest Redstone master in the

world who who hang hang on a second what

what did EO just say there the greatest

Redstone master in the world yeah yeah

that's what I thought he said digging

for Cobble he doesn't even have Farm

mistakes were made oh my goodness

Tango I got to open a redstone shop and

it needs like eight 0 bazillion Cobble

for all the things I got to yeah yeah

yeah yeah how much Cobble do you need

like 18 shulkers full like all the

Cobble 18 shulkers well okay it's going

to cost you that's that's an IOU amount

what about like some sort of half off

Redstone for Life deal or something or

half off uh oh I like

that I'm already I'm already in debt to

Wells in the shop

yeah

no wow he is you are

cheap he's so cheap I'll get you the

Cobble free Cobble for life well not

well I got I got to give him I got to

give him all free Redstone though I'm

not doing that what about half off any

Cobble related Redstone items such as

dispensers

droppers um he's gonna be one of my

biggest customers yeah but just you know

it's just a little hit on us on a you

know kind of obscure nobody uses

droppers and

dispensers what if I what if I paid you

Pistons to in your episode make a

two-minute advertisement for my firework

shop I pay you three stacks of diamond

so you can buy stuff in the shopping

district like

Stone I will totally do that does that

sound like a good deal wow this is great

I'm like now I'm like doing uh

integration yeah inte integrated ads

yeah yeah except H that's a that's a

deal hold on how how long does the

integration have to be I I got to check

this hold on of course of course read

the brief the brief yeah master I was

going to say one to two minutes one to

two minutes one to two minutes that

seems like a lot beats I don't know be

might be my manager all right all right

CU Cub sorry the standard here for for

normal YouTube integration is 60 to 90

seconds 60 to 90 okay all right all

right you sold me beat ups you sld me 60

to 90 okay okay three you're allowed

three talking points three major talking

points and that's all okay okay does

that sound fair

Tango deal okay three stacks of diamonds

mhm for for a 60c plug yep all right

three stacks of diamonds 60c plug yep

you got it Tango gets one round of

revisions revision requests if he

doesn't like it he can re ask for see

this is this guy's an expert he knows

he's been he's been around the block few

times yeah okay but you have to make at

least one fireworks pun with like a boom

or something like that oh no problem

yeah no problem with that easy easy yeah

deal it's a deal all right okay very

good all right that just happens all

right get out the CH where do you want

it Tango look at Etho he's got like poop

coming out of his butt look

at yeah you don't you made this whole

thing out of Soul Etho is the only one

taking advantage I can't afford Soul

boost oh my goodness this guy is so

pathetic oh my goodness he just got he

just got a three stacks of diamond deal

just now right here here we go one look

at this I can't afford that this is this

is like quadruple everything I own right

here that's just mister I don't have

Redstone meanwhile full box of redstone

right here that's that's going to be for

Mak come it's so blocked I see how it is

take it's fine here take your Cobble

take your Cobble Mr Che Don't Mind If I

Do

wow for real that's a lot of color so

here we are uh I got a few more diamonds

in my pocket and I ow Cub a firework

shop Commercial ad whatever you want to

call it I don't intend to

disappoint are you ready for some

explosive fun then come on down to

Kaboom fireworks your hermitcraft

Fireworks Superstore our huge inventory

is staed with every possible firework

you can imagine and now is the time to

stock up on some Banger deals that are

really popping off we've got all the

favorites including low flyer and cruise

control or you can buy in bulk and get

the most bang for your book we even

offer custom designed fireworks for each

and every her I was blown away my custom

firework design from Kaboom was bright

and impressive I'm going to head over

right now and buy a bunch for myself

because nothing says your name here like

a custom firework design sign from

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organic creeper dust and crushed sugar

bits so that just happened was that

weird that might have been a little bit

weird or it might have been

awesome we uh we now return to our

regularly scheduled Minecraft program

down the hole all right we can't have it

we can't have it we can't have Etho

mocking us for being cheap and not

having

Cobblestone we are going to make a Super

Deluxe Cobble Fator choppy choppy in my

storage generator thing now Mr slime you

may be cute but this might be the cutest

thing ever you have no idea how happy

this makes me I want like a slime

Entourage these guys are great they

don't hurt you they're just adorable

like I want wherever I go in the server

I just want like a hundred little slime

guys jumping around like yeah d you're

the best we love

you okay digging holes all right so what

we're going to do here is we're going to

make a a triple speed Stone generator

well there going to be three stone

generators we're going to have a stone

generator here that's pushing the Stony

bits that way we're going to have

another Stone generator over here it's

pushing its Stony bits that way and then

we're going to have a Stony generator up

there that's pushing his bits down right

on top of us we're going to try and time

them so that it's like one two three but

you know much faster than that like one

two three one two three and then

meanwhile I just stand at that sweet

spot like probably somewhere like right

around here and I just hold my pick

down I'm happy I'm getting Cobble Etho

can't make fun of me anymore so I'll

either be able to get stone if I use a

regular pick a I mean a silk touch pick

and I'll get Cobble obviously if I just

use like a regular efficiency pick

without silk touch so Stone cobble

generator Supreme I I think this is

going to be pretty awesome okay I think

we might have something I honestly have

no idea what I'm doing I'm just kind of

making this up as we go here but I think

this configuration might work as long as

the lava is created right there so like

not the lava the the stone is greated

right there the lava will be up there

and the water log stair will be right

there okay so every time I trigger it

it's going to be like double Pistons

both of these guys push out the top one

is a sticky the bottom one is not and

then that one just pushes down so it

this guy reaches out grabs the new block

uh and that guy pushes it down but

before all that happens this guy pushes

out whatever the previous one was so

like again if there was one there would

be like one like this and the next round

would be like B Bo and the next round

would be right there it would make

another one be like b boom and then next

round be right there be like B you get

the idea all right so just temporary

then to see if this works we're going to

go glassy glassy right there and then

the back side this is temporary uh

actually let's get the water in there

we'll do that let's put the

lava let's put the lava let's do glass

let's do where's the lava where's the

lava lava there put that there and we'll

do glassy glassy and glassy glassy maybe

I I think this should work okay and now

I got I got this is going to be my

standing place right here where I do all

the booping and then the the pressure

plate hooked up to a little Redstone

clock which will turn on when I step on

the pressure plate and then a signal

which will signal that uh Note Block

down there and all the magic should

happen when I step on this

eh I mean obviously my clock isn't right

but it's it's stoning stoning excellent

it's making the stone okay so that seems

like yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

okay so that works so obviously we want

to make this like five blocks deep so

that when I'm standing here it's like

you know the

whole right as far back as I can reach

so how how far back can I reach there

actually let's see which which block can

I break that'll let me know how far back

to go with this okay so there we go so

we got to make it let's see one two

three four five yeah five blocks deep so

we'll multiply that five five ways and

then we'll do it over here five ways and

then we got to think about how to do one

where we push it down okay we got all

three stone generators in now two

lateral ones and one up there pushing

down the reason we're doing three by the

way is cuz Stone generators obviously

aren't that fast so by tripling it and

getting the getting them offset by one

one/ thir of the time we get a 1 two 3

one two 3 kind of system here I also

changed the design over here I

simplified it I just have one Observer

pointing into the two horizontal Pistons

this way with a two tick two Observer

delay before it pushes down on the top

there uh much simpler design I think it

works great and then the one up here

gyam the one up here is pretty much the

same design except it only has one

horizontal piston to pull over the new

stone but we're not pushing it laterally

just we're just going to continue

pushing it down and I think after

playing with the timings in the back now

we got our timings should be just about

right one 2

3 getting like it's like left right down

left right down left right down I don't

know you can

tell I might need to play with a little

bit it seems like it might be a little

inconsistent but that's not my priority

my priority now is actually collecting

it now the issue here is we're

generating a lot of stone really fast

I'm going to try to just use standard

Hopper collections oh actually no let's

not do that what I want to do is like

this this this this this there's a

couple things like I want to be able to

pick up the stone fast enough but I

can't send it up to the factory at the

rate we're doing like if I just let this

drop into water streams and send it up

to the factory it would overflow the

filter at the factory so we actually

have to catch it here and kind of

throttle it a little bit so we're going

to do we're going to make like some

buffer chest like this I think if I can

more or less like this we're going to

have the five Hoppers individually

collecting throwing into a buffer chest

and then down here we'll do this again

this is going to get all jammed up but I

don't care and then I'm just going to

run a clock on this and then you know

tick this up individually so just as I'm

hanging out in my factory or something

the stone that I harvested 10 minutes

ago will still be coming up into the

factory and I think that'll work just

fine and we're done this was a fun

little project I kind of like this so

yeah it seems to be keeping up just fine

with no problems here um the best thing

is like I can just come in here

obviously generate a whole bunch of uh

smooth Stone not smooth Stone but just

regular Stone like this switch to my non

pick and immediately start generating

Cobble so it's both Cobble and stone

generate at the same time which I

absolutely love um the timings you can

see there is like they stutter a little

bit here and there honestly I don't

really care it's not perfect but it's

going to be plenty for all the stone

need I need and then you come over here

and you can see the stone going up my

glass evader here up to the factory

there goes the Cobble oh and by the way

during a live stream we built a little

uh super simple sugar cane Farm that's

going to work wonders it's not big it's

just a little bit of sugar cane uh we're

automatically converting it into uh

paper right here and sending the paper

up to the factory essentially that's

just for my firework Supply there it

goes all right I want to head over to

two Tech delay and see how business has

been I intentionally haven't checked any

of the sales since the shop opened uh

people leaving the door open here I want

to see uh see what we've sold maybe I

don't I'm not expecting a lot okay we

got seven diamonds there we got got

three diamonds there not a whole lot so

far three there these just seem like

courtesy purchases of oh dispensers

hello very good very good very good

daylight detectors holy cow okay we got

a little bit of diamonds on the

comparators the repeaters a little bit

of something something there torches

nothing okay we got a lot of redstone

being sold this is amazing these profits

are insane okay Pistons okay A little

bit of something there and little

something there wasn't expecting much

not expecting much on these either maybe

Hoppers no okay you know what this is

amazing what did we make here we need

almost five stacks of diamonds for some

reason these diamonds have an extra tag

on them they don't stack but whatever

five stacks of diamonds okay we got some

uh we got some restocking to do I got to

get the dispenser Factory going for sure

and I can't believe the daylight

detectors look at that we got they're

almost all sold out we got to get more

of those going this is insane don't look

now Mr Wiggly but Tango's making some

Bank you know when they play a song on

the radio and they play it too much and

it's just like okay it was a great song

but I'm sick of it now how how deep are

we in the ridiculing you guys for a

terrible MCC performance are we at the

like plays no no no that's that's we're

not there yet that was the most

embarrassing thing I'd ever seen I felt

I felt like I have to leave the server I

can't be associated with this group

anymore triple digits triple digits for

four games triple digits we got up to

four dig at the end of things yeah you

at the end of things you made it to four

digits it was you guys were playing a

totally different game correct

everybody's running this way you're

running the other way scoring on your

own hoop no no never it was a shame it

was a shameful

showing oh no b dubs I can I I won my

first try okay right 100% RN

weight 100% win rate okay the only one

he's right I'm going to hide my head

sand that s of time was the worst he

went there that was the worst thing I

ever saw in my

life I'm going to cry no no oh no no no

I will say you know what I loved seeing

you know what I love seeing cuz we're

old guys and usually old guys are real

casual and laid-back and that passion

that came out of you was a youthful

passion

youthful I I really like seeing that

that was really good like like a bucking

Bowl yeah yeah yeah yeah like someone

who used to have a chance yeah a you

know still little hope left in him just

not enough not enough you would have

done it different right be of course

yeah yeah so so you got a you got a coin

right PBS I got a coin right here yeah

and uh I mean that was from like a top

from

MCC MCC with like top tier competition

right yes blushy fire breath man on my

team on your team and then uh you got

first uh yeah it's tough to win when you

got fire breath on your team I can't

imagine you must have your back must

have been sore carrying him yeah yeah

yeah yeah I get it I get it it's you

know taught him a lot on that tournament

cuz he's been doing good lately he's

been doing great T yeah I did a hole in

the wall where fire breath man was

pogging okay he he actually pogged he

said he pogged so hard that he made me

think I won mhm and then it confused me

and I fell off

but I was I got a second place in hole

in the wall who how many people were

playing this kindy knows out of move

three how many people there was two of

us no it was it was everybody it was the

whole it was the whole crew they were

all there well I knew it was special

teams I didn't realize how special it

was extra special no it it was everybody

there I was like one of the second to

the last ones did every did everyone get

a coin who participated

very funny participation cor read this

off a script we just have to believe him

it's true because nobody watched this

[Laughter]

one one of those side nobody knows about

you some mystical event that happened in

no Tunes in alternate online streaming

service yeah I paid I paid everybody to

delete their vods yep yeah we just have

beat Up's Word of Mouth here but I

believe him I I do believe yeah yeah

yeah with the conviction and stuff MCC

Champion 100% no for real though you

guys it it was so fun watching that I I

the you know I I watch MCC a lot uh when

it's on but usually in VOD form with

this I shut down everything I watched it

live you were glued I I I had it on the

main screen and I was just locked it was

so fun to watch

you guys you guys were

awesome well believe it or not the guy

that came up with the mail system

finally is hooked up to the mail system

completely let me show you what we got

going on here I had to do a little bit

of a custom action here my my up and

down bubble v or bubble Vader water

shaft thing is is had to take a little

curve and stuff but it comes down here

it's pretty sad I mean every one of

these is a little bit different to deal

with the space and orientation and

everything but you guys probably seen

this by now how it works so I won't go

over it but we are hooked up to the mail

system and when you go through the mail

portal here into the male uh Corridor I

guess you can see uh there's me Zed is

right next to me but way in the back and

then my neighbor Etho is right next door

so it's in and working the only thing

now is I got to I got to meet up with

pearl to get some to get some starter

stamps now right now it's just a

standard system you know the mail comes

in and you get a thing and it says You'

got mail and the light turns on

everything right I want to change this a

little bit and I think I want to hook up

the lights the mail lights into various

places in my in my in my uh Factory I

think for starters I want to hook it up

I want to put like little archways right

here or something uh and then put the

light up on there this may not be final

but I want to see what it looks like

like if I had an archway like this and

and honestly now that I'm looking at

this that's pretty ugly and it's pretty

pretty low this needs to be taller but

just to get the idea across what if I

had a light right there let me just hook

it up with some red stone let SC do a

little around here maybe a little this

this this this something like this over

to the light and then now if I if I get

package now and put pretend that's

package the light up top of the archway

lights up I think I like that I like

lights all around my base and identifier

so maybe we have one there and then

maybe like some in here maybe some in

the in the factory section I think

that's a good idea but I think that's

going to do it for today I'm going to

wrap it up here guys thank you so much

for watching as always I think I'm going

to focus on some more shops cuz I've got

a lot more interesting permits that I

want to get built and we got to do some

building in here like this Archway

behind me that's got to get built up I

need a roof in here I need some

detailing back there we got a lot of

stuff to do so until next time I will

see you later