The Boys Become News Reporters for a Day. (bad idea)
Summary
TLDRThe transcript appears to be a chaotic and humorous mock news report, featuring a team of reporters including Josh, Molly, and others, covering various bizarre and fictitious events. The narrative is filled with absurd commentary, nonsensical scenarios, and a heavy dose of satire. The reporters engage in on-the-spot reactions to situations like a green screen mystery challenge, a chaotic scene involving a game of 1v1.lol, and a roller coaster ride at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. The dialogue is interspersed with pop culture references, crude humor, and a running commentary on the absurdity of the scenes they are supposedly reporting from. The summary of such a script would highlight its satirical take on news reporting and the exaggerated, comedic situations the characters find themselves in, without taking itself seriously.
Takeaways
- ð® The script discusses a mobile game called '1v1.lol', highlighting its battle royale format and unique Champions with special powers.
- ð€£ The reporters use humor and satire while covering various scenarios, indicating a comedic approach to their news reporting.
- ð± The game '1v1.lol' is described as being free-to-play and adaptable to the player's skill level, allowing for a wide range of participants.
- ð The script includes a call to action for viewers to download the game by following a link in the description.
- ðïž The reporters engage in playful banter and commentary, suggesting a light-hearted and entertaining news format.
- ðš The script contains several references to chaotic and unusual situations, with reporters seemingly on the scene of various bizarre events.
- ð€ There are moments where the reporters pretend to be confused about their actual location, adding to the comedic effect.
- ð The script mentions a special event featuring performances by 50 Cent and Nickelback, suggesting a promotional aspect to the content.
- ðš The reporters describe scenes that are both dangerous and absurd, often with a focus on the sensory experiences (smells, sounds).
- ð€¯ The script contains explicit and adult humor, indicating that the content is intended for mature audiences.
- ð The narrative includes a variety of characters and scenarios, from on-the-ground reporting to personal anecdotes, creating a diverse and dynamic storyline.
Q & A
What is the setting of the video described in the transcript?
-The video takes place at various chaotic and humorous scenes, including a green screen reporting segment, a 'wet school' which is a pun for a difficult situation, and a Furry Convention, among other absurd and fictional locations.
What is the nature of the commentary provided by the characters in the video?
-The commentary is intentionally poor and humorous, with the reporters making guesses about what is happening behind them based on the anchor's descriptions, often leading to comedic misunderstandings and inappropriate remarks.
What is the role of the green screen in the video?
-The green screen is used as a central element in the video where the reporter, Josh, has no idea what is happening behind him and must guess based on the anchor's commentary, adding to the humor and confusion of the situation.
What is the significance of the game '1v1.lol' mentioned in the transcript?
-The game '1v1.lol' is a free-to-play battle royale game for mobile that is mentioned as a promotional element within the video's script. It is described with various Champions, each with unique powers and abilities.
Why does the reporter Molly mentionèèéæ (strawberry picking) andè·³è (dancing)?
-Molly mentions these activities to describe her experiences in the impoverished area she is reporting from, indicating that despite the hardships, there are still moments of joy and normalcy in the community.
What is the reporter Josh's reaction to the situation he finds himself in?
-Josh expresses a mix of fear, confusion, and dark humor as he tries to navigate the absurd and chaotic situations he is placed in, often making inappropriate or nonsensical comments.
Why does the reporter Molly use the phrase 'I tried to get Vanessa from accounting to suck my toes'?
-This phrase is used by Molly to humorously explain why she was sent to the location she is reporting from, implying that she was seeking some sort of personal growth or 'finding herself' as a result of a misguided attempt at pleasure.
What is the tone of the video as depicted in the transcript?
-The tone of the video is highly satirical, irreverent, and filled with dark humor, with the reporters making crude and often inappropriate comments about the situations they are supposedly covering.
What is the significance of the 'Roller Coaster' segment with Eddie?
-The 'Roller Coaster' segment with Eddie is a fictional and humorous scenario where Eddie, a cleaner at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria, finds himself unexpectedly on a roller coaster, adding to the absurdity of the video.
Why does the reporter refer to the situation as a 'MH pit'?
-The term 'MH pit' is likely a slang or colloquial term used by the reporter to describe a chaotic or undesirable situation, possibly referencing a messy or disorganized scene.
What is the reporter Juicy's reaction to the chaotic scene they are reporting from?
-Juicy expresses sexual frustration and discomfort with the scene, indicating a level of absurdity and inappropriateness in the reporter's commentary that adds to the overall humor of the video.
Outlines
ð¥ Green Screen Reporting and 1v1.lol Game Promotion
The video features a unique approach to reporting with a green screen mystery challenge, where Josh, positioned in front of a green screen, must guess what's happening behind him based on the anchor's commentary. The anchor, Juicy, teases various scenarios, some of which are absurd and humorous. The segment transitions into promoting a mobile battle royale game called 1v1.lol, highlighting its Champions with unique abilities. The reporters engage in playful banter, with Josh revealing his inexperience with the game and Juicy offering to help him improve. The video is live, adding an element of spontaneity to the presentation.
ð€ Josh's On-Site Reporting Dilemma
In this segment, Josh finds himself in a challenging and messy on-site situation, possibly a wet school that he confuses with a water park. He experiences discomfort and uncertainty about how to extricate himself from the situation, even considering a helicopter rescue. The studio team, however, remains light-hearted about his predicament. The narrative then shifts to a discussion about Pokémon, where the most favored Pokémon is revealed to be Vaporeon.
ðŠ Furry Convention Coverage and Personal Anecdotes
The reporter, Narrator, attends what he believes to be a Furry Convention, expressing his admiration for 'furry friends' and recounting his interactions with them. He mentions a particular furry named Skip and shares his excitement about being amidst the event. The segment includes humorous banter about the reporter's location and his personal opinions on the event's activities. It also involves a playful 'get down' segment, which seems to be a running gag.
ðš Chaotic Scene with Juicy's Hammer
Juicy, another reporter, is on the scene of a chaotic situation involving a mysterious event that he describes with a mix of confusion and frustration. He mentions a 'big crash' and the sudden appearance of unknown elements, contributing to the disorder. The dialogue is laced with sexual innuendo and bizarre references, creating a sense of an absurd and over-the-top scenario. Juicy also discusses the smell of the scene, comparing it to a mix of Big Mac sauce and Icy Hot.
ð¢ Eddie's Roller Coaster Adventure
Eddie, a reporter, finds himself unexpectedly on a roller coaster at the grand opening of a new ride at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria. He describes the experience as thrilling, with the wind in his hair, and expresses confusion about how he ended up on the ride. The segment includes a discussion about the pizzeria and the roller coaster, with Eddie's reactions providing comic relief.
ð Reporter Molly's Vibrant Scene Coverage
Molly, a reporter, is in a location with a group of people engaged in drug use and surrounded by colorful artifacts. She describes the scene as being similar to a pride flag and discusses the legality of her actions. The segment takes a turn when a new character, Diesel, is introduced, and Molly comments on his characteristics. The scene is portrayed as both serious and humorous, with Molly's experiences adding an educational twist to the narrative.
ð° Live Coverage of a Bizarre and Racy Event
The video features live coverage of an event with strong mature content warnings. The reporter, Molly, describes the scene as 'sick' and 'intoxicating,' with references to Elon Musk and the possibility of making someone immortal. The segment includes discussions about sexual attraction and personal preferences, with Molly expressing her desires openly. The event is chaotic, with elements of absurdity and exaggeration.
ð Josh's Unusual Scene Exploration
Josh, another reporter, explores a scene filled with people and activities that are not clearly defined. He discusses entering the area, the various interactions he observes, and his personal comfort in a specific location within the scene. The segment touches on the community's cause, which has managed to raise a significant amount of money. There are also references to the online community's scrutiny of the event.
ðº Molly's Skid Row Coverage
Molly provides a candid report from Skid Row in Los Angeles, describing the harsh living conditions and the people's struggles. She encounters various individuals and situations, including a man eating sardines from a can and another man sleeping on the street. Molly's report is a mix of empathy, dark humor, and social commentary, offering a glimpse into a marginalized community.
ðïž The Boys Club Membership Promotion
The video concludes with a promotion for the Boys Club, encouraging viewers to join their exclusive newsletter for a discount on their first order and early access to new product drops. The segment features a call to action to scroll down the page and click on the join button for membership benefits, highlighting the Boys Club's offerings and the allure of behind-the-scenes content.
Mindmap
Keywords
ð¡Green Screen
ð¡1v1.lol
ð¡Chaos
ð¡Furry Convention
ð¡Roller Coaster
ð¡Skid Row
ð¡Sexual Frustration
ð¡Live Reporting
ð¡Situational Comedy
ð¡Social Commentary
ð¡Anthropomorphism
Highlights
The introduction of a new and special segment involving green screen reporting and a mystery challenge.
The concept of the show is similar to 'Whose Line Is It Anyway', with one person live in front of a green screen, unaware of the scene behind them.
Josh, the reporter, is on the scene with no knowledge of the situation behind him and must guess based on the anchor's commentary.
The anchor uses humor and absurd descriptions to describe the situation, leading to comedic misunderstandings.
The segment includes a promotion for the mobile game '1v1.lol', highlighting its battle royale format and customizable Champions.
The game is described as being free-to-play with the ability to upgrade weapons through various in-game methods.
The reporter, Josh, humorously comments on his environment, which is undisclosed to him, using creative and exaggerated language.
The studio hosts engage in a playful debate about who would go first in a game scenario, using rock-paper-scissors to decide.
A live on-the-ground reporter describes a chaotic scene, using vivid and humorous language to paint a picture without revealing the actual setting.
The reporter humorously discusses the challenges of navigating the scene, including a mention of stepping on an unidentified squishy substance.
A segment of the transcript involves a reporter seemingly in a school, discussing the environment and the unexpected situations he encounters.
The reporter expresses a humorous concern about being stuck in the location and requests for a helicopter or an Uber to get out.
The transcript includes a moment where the reporter is asked to guess his location based on the situation and his experiences.
The show's hosts and reporters engage in a series of puns and humorous exchanges that add to the comedic nature of the segment.
The reporter, while on the scene, is asked about his personal preferences in a humorous and absurd on-air question, to which he gives an unexpected answer.
The segment concludes with a dramatic and chaotic scene, where the reporter is caught in the middle of a confusing and humorous situation.
The show ends with a teaser for the next segment, which includes a hint about the most right after a break, adding to the anticipation.
Transcripts
[Music]
breaking news we're back on the scene at
another shitty boys shoot I'm here with
Josh Josh tell them about what we got
going on today thank you juicy today
we're going to be doing something very
special something new juicy is what I've
heard we're going to be doing green
screen reporting mystery challenge
that's right the green screen it's a
favorite amongst the fans you all know
it you all love it we're all here with
all the boys here today say hello boys
we're essentially copying who line Is It
Anyway all right
and it's basically one person goes
across to a live scene in front of a
giant green screen and he doesn't even
know what's being portrayed behind him
okay we got Josh on the scene today can
we cut to Josh
please hello juicy hey yep you're a bit
of a delay there buddy so the idea is I
have no idea what's happening behind me
this is a giant panel of green and only
the anchor can tell what's happening and
I have to guess what is happening behind
me based on his shitty commentary oh
that thing's huge it's a big one is it
yeah it is oh I see it now is that Drake
yeah I've taken one of those before and
I tell you it took me weeks to sit down
after that
one now from over here to all the way
down here you're really going to have
trouble hitting the midsection that's
really going to make you make you sore
back to you juicy that was good Josh
thank you for explaining the video we
are on the ground with uh Josh dub Josh
can you tell us what is going on around
there hello there Molly uh yes it seems
to be very chaotic down here like I
can't really oh hang hang on a
second Josh what exactly is going on
down there why are you on your are you
playing a game on your phone in the
middle of all this chaos 1 V one. LOL
interesting interesting it must be
pretty good uh one 1 V one. LOL I feel
like we can say anything to this guy at
this moment Molly U hey Josh do you suck
toes huh it's one V one LOL ah all right
all right look if I was looking for some
of the biggest YouTubers in the world
where would I find them
Josh 1v1.lol okay okay okay I'll bite
what is 1 V one. LOL well Eddie all you
had to do was ask 1v1.lol is one of the
biggest free-to-play battle royale games
for mobile in the world right now Eddie
1v1.lol takes it to a different level
with Champions with different powers and
abilities that totally change the game
imagine you're being chased by a and you
were the last one up Eddie what would
you do uh I would uh definitely lose
what would you do Molly um well if
you're Frost you can turn into a giant
snowball and simply roll away or if
you're Sky you can jump up to areas that
other enemies can't catch you and there
are many many more Champions like that
in the game Josh what is the best
feature of all best of all you can
upgrade your weapons whether it's
through leveling opening boxes or gems
in the store open your phone right now
and jump in the squad boys but Josh wait
I'm a Noob at this dude like are you
going to carry me Daddy obviously yes
but the game will adapt to your skill
you can download 1v1.lol by checking out
the link in the description or searching
for it in the app store or whichever
mobile device you use well all right
that's it back to the studio who would
like to go first who would like to be
the first person to report the news rock
paper scissors Rock Paper Scissors Shoot
Rock Paper Scissors
Shoot oh between me and you Rock Paper
Scissors Shoot got you go be a
co-host yeah yeah yeah yeah hell yeah
now we on this side of the screen get to
see what's being played behind Josh's
screen live this video is live right now
this all live this isn't a pre-recorded
thing thank you again Eddie for that uh
developing horrible crisis at the border
now we cut to our correspondent Josh
who's in a rather deep moist situation
it's getting a little wet down here
Molly that's right uh as you can see uh
oops it's a little squishy sorry I don't
know what I just stepped on exactly but
I got to say I've been in the business
for a very long time and uh this turns
me on a little
bit um Josh could you please uh tell us
about the smell down there uh it's kind
of pooy it's definitely got a bit of an
old Penny smell uh in particular I've
joked it a couple times to this
particular scene behind me now Josh
you've had quite a few close calls in
your reporting days and even during this
uh this shoot how are you feeling right
now your nerves steady uh as I've got a
bit of a shake happening right now I've
creamed my pants this particular area
right here this is very
upsetting this right here I kind of find
this quite
pleasing oh very good Josh thank you
thank you oh Josh coming up right now
what is that to the left is this left
yeah right there that left oh man I can
tell you right now I'm not racist but I
personally I've had enough of this whole
thing right here
yeah I think they should probably just
get make that illegal if if if you ask
me it makes me feel weird to touch it a
little bit right there
yeah yeah no that's I have a feeling
that's going to end up in a tweet Longo
there Molly I uh I couldn't have said it
better myself any parting words before
you come back to the studio from the
scene uh yes juicy um I'm not really
sure if it's in the studio budget I'm
not really sure how I'm going to get out
here if there's anywhere a helicopter
can land maybe over here if we could
drop a helicopter over here if that's
not too much trouble I've called an Uber
but they got caught
up and I personally I think I'm going to
be stuck in this general
area I don't know how long I'm going to
be stuck here personally I'm very
worried how how is it looking back in
the studio nice toasty and dry in the
studio Josh thank you good thing you
didn't go on site with a gun
a gun you are in a school I'm in a
school that explains
my oh can we cut where do you think you
are right now I'm in a wet School
my um I I'm in a water park a wet School
you are technically in a wet school he
was where am I please tell me where I am
I'm scared can you send get help okay
and that was Josh that was wonderful and
uh now we're going to go to uh toasted
SHO choose with which Pokémon is the
most right after this
break thank you for that juicy the most
pokemon is indeed
Vaporeon now back to
[Music]
you we need a co-host but uh hey
hey hey you can do that you want a
co-host we uh okay see see
seor oh 5 minutes 5 minute break 5
minutes CH go picked the one guy with
the St shirt and the bandana it's all we
[Music]
got 911 news welcome back to 911 news
with your hosts Molly and janitor Eddie
and it's the
our only reporter left in the office
narrator is on the scene of something
looking very
violent Nar can you tell us what you
were seeing where you are right now yes
I can guys let me let me tell you okay
not even Gordon Ramsay himself could
cook up a better story than what's going
on right
here things are going wild as soon as I
stepped onto the scene okay all of this
right here hasn't stopped since I since
I got here this morning you could really
say that things are getting very wild
right now where you're at oh they're
they're getting very
W um I've been here since 5:00 in the
morning and let me tell you the sounds
the smells all from over
here nonstop since I started and let me
tell you I'm getting kind of addicted
how many things are you seeing right now
there seems to be a load on screen well
I see uh uh the pretty one right here uh
a not so pretty one right here th this
this one over here is just eyeballing me
for like 45 minutes there is a lot of
motion happening right now not alert
specifically there's a lot of spinning
how are you not dizzy right now well
listen uh when I was a kid I played a
lot of be blades all right I I would
spin like this all right and all of
these things right here eventually when
we all get together we just start
spinning we all spin with each other
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa get down there
in who what what oh my
listen it's you're fine now you're fine
now a lot of things are spinning kind of
like this story we're going to spin this
for another couple hours some of the
things that we're seeing look fluffy can
you tell us what they feel like um yeah
give me a sec
uh how are you you doing
good that's
a the really fluffy out here mly uh if I
had to say it's kind of like a mixture
between the charman Huggy Bear and a
little bit of ultra off plush it's it's
really great it's great in your hands
great in your hair great in your heart
now I know you're a man of puns and um
it does look like things are hanging
around out there yes a lot of things
have been hanging around especially with
a lot of all these uh the soft things
right here and especially this guy right
over here different sizes different
shapes um but this one's my
favorite I really like that one that
one's my favorite uh I think it's time
again for the uh usual get down narrator
get down you put that
away sorry it's getting very crazy and
hectic around here all right how does it
feel uh to be in such a peaceful scene
right now before it uh before you go to
oh now you're uh back to listen Eddie I
I just got to let I got I got to tell
you like it is all right things like
this are something that you witness once
in a
lifetime every great thing has to have a
witness I'm just going to take this
in it's stunning isn't
it yeah that's
right well we had just thrilled here in
the uh the station to see that you're
having a good time on the ground get
down on the ground time for your normal
get down get down how does it feel to be
around so many Furry Friends well let me
tell you no one quite likes these furry
friends more than me a lot of people
around the world say that they are the
biggest fans they're not I am they're my
favorite especially this
guy his name is
Skip he doesn't skip though it's quite a
conundrum where do you think you are
right now narrator um honestly I think
uh I mean probably somewhere in
la oh you're bad for that one yo bad for
that com is correct for that one I would
say uh honestly in my professional
opinion what
hey like listen it's it's it's La is a
very sketchy
place all right enough monkeying around
narator can you tell us what's happening
right now well um I got two guesses am I
like a Furry
Convention very close but no you have
one more guess I'm going to say the San
Diego Zoo ooh very close Okay
narrator he said could you pick pick up
Taco Bell on the way back to the office
of course I can but I heard pizza here
we
go you said I'm in LA and it was this
big monkey spinning around in the pool
look this part here I'm somewhere in La
this is the one you kept saying was your
favorite and you started spinning around
with
it welcome back to Tar TV it's your two
favorite co-hosts narrator and Josh
how you doing today Josh I'm doing great
how you doing today n I'm doing
fantastic yeah telling the news is one
of my favorite P times there narat oh
man oh Josh something's coming in what
do you know we got a live report here
this is coming in brand new and fresh we
got a little man on the ground with the
pound it's juy fruit snacks reporting
live juicy what is happening down there
it looks kind of
chaotic we're live we're live
hi hi uh Josh and narrator I live on the
scene today and um well we got quite a
situation right here I don't know about
you guys back at home but uh this kind
of sexually frustrates
me um I'm quite sexually frustrated by
specifically that right
there juicy with that hammer walking
around one might think you're having a
run Riot going on what's what's going on
out there well the scene's not looking
uh good today basically what happened
was there was a a big crash all these
things showed
up all of this here nobody knows where
they came from and um it's only getting
worse it certainly seems like it juicy
on the ground there um and what do you
think about that particular uh thing
that's happening behind you right now
cuz it looks a little
violent that's kind of gay Josh whatever
that is right there that's it's it's
kind of gay it's very my feet feel weird
uh I got a weird tingling sensation
again um very sexually horny being on
the scene here today and um yeah well
juicy I'm sorry for you you feeling that
hopefully you don't fall into a pit of
despair in this uh dying times that
you're experiencing out there juicy
we've been talking a lot about the
negatives well is there anything
positive going on about this situation
um well I don't know if you've
personally at home ever smelt this but
um being here on the scene and smelling
it personally it smells very nice uh
which is really the only positive how
would you describe that smell if you
could for the viewers at home um it
smells almost like a mix of Big Mac
sauce and uh almost like um Icy Hot now
juicy a lot of things have been going on
recently but how did all this start well
this started when I was
born pretty much since day one um it's
always been a thing since then it's been
just a uh a matter of fact
which minority group do you think is the
most responsible for it
h well if I had to look at a list of
unrepresented groups um whoever did
this I would probably have to go with um
what's that one Island where they sent
that those are the islands like 10
people Australia I would probably have
to pick Australians are responsible for
this right
here I see I see
ah Big Mac Big Mac sauce hey you seem
like you're in danger juicy do you feel
like you're in danger right now um well
the moment I showed up on the scene all
of these things whatever this is they uh
they took everything out of my
pockets I mean I don't feel in danger
anymore seeing as that I have nothing
more to lose juicy I'm surprised you can
hear us so clearly with uh all the loud
noises that are
erupting
yeah
huh what was that just the loud noises
huh the music juicy the loud music I
can't I can't hear anything they're
saying this is this is kind of cool
though whatever this is Juicy out of
everything you have I think uh I think
your Hammer was very appropriate to
bring to this situation oh thank you I
really honestly have no clue where the F
I'm at right now you know all we can
hope for is that a meteorite comes down
and just wipes this whole place out it's
one big meteorite comes down and uh just
demolishes and vaporizes everything
juicy really good question for you um I
I got to ask in your personal
professional opinion are you shirts or
skins you're going to have to pick a
side juicy or they're going to tear you
apart am I shirts or skins well speak a
news acre I personally want to take
sides live live on on air but I I guess
I would have to have to go out out
careful
careful run
what is going on swing your ham swing
your
Hammer JY are you okay oh my God it's
getting chaotic run JY run run W what
what do I do I'm live on the sea right
now things are getting crazy out here
the smell is getting worse we're going
to send it back to Josh and ner our
thoughts are with him well that was a
that was another interesting day on the
ground with a juicy it's never a dull
moment is it Jos no it never is with
that little funky fella juicy do you
know where you were ooh you know boys I
do think I know where I was at where
were you at Juicy I think I was at
Chili's not too far off but no Mom where
were you chilies what why do you think
you were chilies it's usually how most
chilies experiences go I don't know if
you've ever been but that's I'm saying
chilies oh tell them tell them juicy you
were in fact not in Chili's but again
you were in a MH pit I was in a MH pit I
had no noing clue when when you were
running back and forth it actually
looked like you were like really you
were actually in it I had zero clue Oh I
thought it was a street fight no no it's
a music it's got pop-up tints and
everything Budweiser in the background
no it's funny cuz you didn't know either
it comes on you're staying with a hammer
in the middle of a
[Music]
mar and remember viewers tonight is a
little special thing from us to you here
at Studio 7 there is a fullon festival
going on tonight featuring uh for only
45 cents it is 50 Cent featuring
Nickelback thank you very much narrator
you're welcome so more on ruy in your
pancakes later but first we're on the
scene with Eduardo
Eduardo Eddie Eddie Eduardo Eddie you're
live you're live on the scene oh when I
started this uh I was here at the grand
opening of the new Freddy Fazbear pizza
cleaning in my night shift when suddenly
this happened Eddie how did you get here
I'm telling you right now I was just
cleaning and I cleaned and I cleaned and
I cleaned until I got here wow could you
describe about what you're feeling right
now in your body I'm very this scares
me that really scares me it's fat and
ugly and it'sing scary wow Eddie I would
feel you would be much more at eased
with the the uh wind in your
hair there is a lot of wind right now
coming from inside the Freddy Fazbear
pizzeria where this broke
out Eddie you you've been going through
a lot of uh emotional status it's almost
like a roller coaster how have you been
surviving out here oh I feel like the
floor just came out from underneath me
I'm thrilled to be here right now wa
okay Eddie well um you know through all
the ups and downs in life I'm glad that
we can find a place to have fun and
unwind could you please tell us more
about uh Freddy Fazbear well uh see they
opened up this new
ride inside the Pizzeria and I'm
suddenly riding it all of the sudden the
wind is in my hair and I can't believe
how thrilling this
is how did they get me in here why am I
here what the
a oh it's going
again I'm going to take a wild guess and
say that I'm in a roller
coaster that is correct Eddy you are all
a roller coaster Eddie I don't know how
you're going to sweep your way out of
this one or how you evening got there
but
um thank God we have patreons like you
to clean the roller coasters thank you
see yeah I will leave you guys with
this
[Music]
perfect I couldn't have said it better
myself Eddie that's right it's Josh and
Eddie today coming to you live from
South Australia reporter Molly what is
happening down there it looks like a lot
of fun well look I've been here for a
few days and I haven't been able to
I'm in one of the poorest sections of
this area I had to take my Crocs off so
no one would steal
them M GE W that sounds awfully
dangerous please put your Crocs back on
because there might be things on the
floor that you could step on and hurt
yourself that's right there is a lot of
needles
around oh my God M can you go ahead and
tell us what exactly is happening behind
you there well behind me is a group of
things and they're doing ungodly amounts
of
drugs now uh Molly I do see a lot of
colorful artifacts all around you how do
you feel to be surrounded by such
colorfulness I feel like a pride flag
right now Molly how would you describe
that one this one
gay what about the one next to it the
one next to it not gay not gay and why
did you say that what about that one in
particular ah he told me
to all right all right um I can see why
wait wait on uh reporter mly a new
character has just entered the scene
that's diesel they're filming Fast 11
right
now reporter Molly um it seems like
quite a serious scenario that's
happening down there and things do not
seem like they're happening as they seem
how does it smell oh like
a okay uh reporter mly we can tell that
where the place where you're at there's
no such type of activity happening it's
quite the opposite actually it seems a
little bit more wholesome than that how
do you feel about this very good and M
you said you've spent a couple days uh
here what have those days been
consisting of mostly the first day I
went strawberry picking with make a wish
kids the second day I danced under the
stars and now I am here looking at lots
of cool
things you could say he is looking at a
lot of cool things you could certainly
say that Eddie I'm going to steal this
later and bring it home to you guys
wow mly I think that's illegal now now
uh Molly the scene has just uh changed
here for a second um there's a lot of
activity happening behind you
particularly there is a uh new character
that has just entered the scene could
you describe them
please it's him dude you can't I don't
know how to describe him he's very tall
he has a high voice and he likes to do
in the
toilets he told me that before when I
interviewed him I I want to ask you
something uh reporter mlly what was the
reason that you got sent to this
particular facility you are now in well
Eddie it might come as a shock to you
but I tried to get Vanessa from
accounting to suck my
toes right Vanessa doesn't work here
this is I'm I'm I'm supposed to learn
and find myself on this
trip they sent me to find myself mly
what would you say is the most
educational aspect what have you learned
the most from the scene today I learned
how to do my 10 time
taes and I've learned how to count lots
of money and um about the height of your
uh mes there how does it feel to be um
10 times as big well they do look
smaller from far away but up close they
are very big what do they taste like
Molly is what we want to know back in
the studio uh Chick-fil-A
sauce hang on real quickly Molly I have
one more question could you list the
prices of everything behind you please
this one
60 what about the one to your very far
right 75
C wow wow wow wow I've never heard
anyone say that they're very they're
basically running away for that
price
wow okay I've bought three
myself stop our reporter mly um I think
you should try to guess the scene you
are in right now before uh you get
yourself in trouble on Twitter hopefully
not a school or a daycare because that
would not be good with what I just
said am I at of
daycare was that good it was funny yeah
that was those those killer but you're
going to jail so I didn't know you're
going to put a daycare on the screen bro
you should have
all righty thank you more on why your
dog is an FBI informant later Eddie we
are back in the
studio see seor today we're on the scene
with Josh dub Josh you
there hello is someone someone someone
there yep yep we're here Josh we're here
I need some help down here guys I I'm
I'm freaking out that's not looking good
Josh uh what what would you you say
about what's going on behind you uh I've
just got here uh frankly I'm frightened
I'm wet I'm a little turned on juicy wow
that guy looks like he could get a grip
Josh oh I should know I've gripped
generally in this area many times before
now there's uh they're quickly
approaching and they're about twice your
size Josh how do you feel well I feel I
feel like a frighten small man there
juicy I'm scared
[Laughter]
oh wow uh things seem to be a lot more
peaceful now Josh thank you for uh doing
that um you could say it's a very
triumphant moment for everybody here yes
uh you have a lot going on behind you
Josh what exactly is the plan on the
scene for all of this uh well I'm I'm
going to go hide over here later
on it seems like a safe space it seems
like a clash is incoming a CL
there is certainly a lot of light coming
in from that direction you moved into
just now um it's very bright in Here
Eddie my eyes are really burning right
now I'm not really sure exactly what's
happening but I I'm I'm blind I'm just
kind of walking around
now I can't really see that was a very
cool number now Josh out of all those
things uh behind you uh which one are
you most likely to suck off uh well this
one right
here yeah that was a that's a nice slice
right there that was perfect timing uh
and that one's kind of sexy and uh bam
how do you like yeah you got to defend
yourself when you're out here amongst
these type of people if there was any
reporter who could do this scene Justice
I knew it would be you Josh oh yeah
trust me I have plenty of experience
with this
I've done this before and I'll do it
again what are you doing you naughty
little yeah I'm talking to you I'm
talking to you don't you too you skanky
little Josh tell us your method
for Staying Alive in such Dire Straits
while on the scene this is top level
journalism oh I've almost lost me
slide oh they they've stolen my slide
that one right there took my slide no
Josh that is big right there what do you
plan on doing about that oh I'm careful
he's going to eat you I got my slap oh
ah
I don't feel quite as in danger but uh
look is there any way you guys can get
any help because I'm feeling very
threatened by this thing right here I'm
sorry Josh but in this situation it
seems you are our only hope Josh we will
uh we will give the Shire a ring and be
right back to you with what the plan is
but you are on your own for now Josh so
what the hell is that what the is that
you guys going to help help me man what
the hell is that thing that is a horse
Josh where do you think you are Josh um
can I have another clue I I've like I
said I've got a lot of experience well
Josh I did give the entire thing away in
one sentence that was only comprised of
the thing I'm on the set of load of the
Rings
[Applause]
yeah I remember this place well I
remember this is where I grew up I I I
used to Nest down here with my mother
and uh this is actually where I I've
received my first sexual encounter whoa
you literally just pointed at a giant
elephant no joke the tip of your
finger on a giant elephant's
a warning before we air the
following footage this is disgusting
that's right moly this footage is going
to be for mature audiences only and in
order to properly show this footage we
have our main man reporter juicy on the
scene hey narator how you doing today
doing fantastic uh there's no easy way
to say this how are you feeling right
now well honestly I'm feeling kind of
sick sick to my stomach narrator there
seems to be a lot of uh sick people
right now juicy where are
you well uh all right Juicy can you
believe that this is all happening
inside of a living room right now I
cannot not actually this this whole
thing going on right here is insane but
this one right here word from Elon Musk
is he's working on making this one
Immortal um more news on that tonight at
9:00 there's an insane amount of Bly
fluid flinging around right now the
smell must be disgusting the smell is
intoxicating mly it's there is there is
a lot going on it's really just a dream
of mine to be right where I'm standing
at this very moment Molly look around
juicy which one do you find the most
sexually attractive right now well Molly
I have thought long and hard about this
and I have gone down rabbit holes online
and the people at home will probably
agree with me but this right
here ever since I was a kid I wanted to
this
one do you realize that uh you said to
everyone live on TV that you want to a
dog well Molly it's not just any dog
okay it's a dog with curves he's a witty
dog and he has a cool collar juicy would
you say that uh I know this is for
mature audiences but uh what you're
seeing right now do you think is uh very
good for the every man in the family uh
every guy in the family should be able
to watch this no problem well uh
honestly narrator I think that this is a
funny moment this is right here is a
certified Hood classic what's going on
right here and uh being a Family Guy
myself I'm a really big fan of what's
going on here speaking of Family Guy who
is your favorite character uh my
favorite character is uh probably the
Peter Griffin from fortnite or this one
right
here that one right there big fan of
this one I've been beating it to this
one for a long time what's your favorite
part about it um well it's it's probably
this General region right here but if
I'm drunk it's more like uh this
part that's my favorite too man juicy I
I I think everyone in the studio can
agree this entire scenario has just been
sick it's it's been very sick I know
it's Family Guy now so I'm just
trying
that's wow that is uh way bigger in
person by the way I don't know if you
can tell at home but that is huge juicy
I just can't believe all of that can
come out of someone's mouth wow you know
you would be surprised what can come out
of this thing's
mouth oh yeah how's it feel oh yeah it
feel feels that feels very
nice oh I wish the people at home could
feel
this oh man it's Indescribable the
feeling right now I wish it would never
end BR just sucked you off wow that was
great that was great it's Family Guy
just going to clean all this up oh
thanks
Eddie it's just a vomiting moments
[Music]
I'm your host Molly and this is Josh and
today we have a very special live
coverage for you of a very special event
isn't that right Josh that's right Molly
good morning San Diego we have something
very special and we have our
professional expert in this scenario on
the scene right now on the ground
narrator are you can you hear me it's
what are you there Josh yes I can hear
you go on uh everything looks uh like
something that you have a lot of
familiarity with down there uh recognize
what's happening behind you uh a little
bit yes Josh uh you know some things are
still new to me but what I've learned is
that today out of my 20 years of
reporting you don't always know
everything about one subject all right
you there's always more stuff to learn
just like this right here I love
that it is a sunny day with temperatures
set to soore over 80° narrator you might
say it's a bit sweaty right now it is it
is a bit sweaty uh but luckily mlly
everyone's got on some some uh different
various oils various lotions uh
everyone's making sure that they are
hydrated in one way or another you
certainly do need to be hydrated there
looks like there's a decent crowd
forming behind you of people of all
different kinds and all kinds of
different uh interests well Josh let me
tell you when something this extravagant
happens all right everybody and I mean
everybody wants to be a part of this all
right you got to get in there just head
first not even feet you slide right in
what would you say is the best way to
enter this this area is it's through the
back or through the front honestly
Josh I flip a coin I fig I figure out
what I going to happen when it happens
in the moment you know various
situations various people there's a lot
of different things so I just do the
whole lucky heads or tails and that will
tell me whether or not I go in heads or
tails you've been on the ground for uh
some time what are some things that
people have been saying uh they've been
saying uh th this person over here has
been saying a lot of a lot of murm uh
gurgles I can't really understand them
too much but this this person this
person has told me a very lengthy story
and I mean lengthy story about their
past trauma with uh their
father there's a lot of animal lovers in
your area there and uh a lot of
different backgrounds what's the what's
the word for it would you say Molly from
the French word for it cant that's wrong
uh narrator on the ground there but uh
lots of animal lovers what would you say
the general vibe there is and uh how
supportive of their cause are you well
Josh let me tell you uh a lot of things
have been going on today uh they've
raised somehow $30,000 for their cause
all because of this guy right
here I don't know how they did it but
they're doing it and they're doing it
well what cause is that exactly uh uh
listen I could go into great detail
about it but I don't want to bore you
with all the all the facts all right all
I can tell you is that this is going to
change the world wow is crazy in
here what would you say is that thing to
your left there keep walking right right
here yep uh well this is where I go when
I'm
scared it's nice it's safe it's
comfortable it's reassuring for me oh
looks like you're entering a new room
there turn around and have a walk
through there oh okay all right just
it's filled with all kinds of people uh
what would you say the smell is from
this one uh it has a chocolaty
scent have you had a chance to try
anything on um I tried this
on and let me tell you fit like a glove
now this this community in particular
has come under a bit of scrutiny from
the online community for some would say
being a little too intimate what are
your thoughts on what's Happening behind
you in relation to that well um you know
that Josh there's been a whole lot of
crazy things uh over the years they've
uh had to fight in order to find places
to do stuff like this what wait in the
elevator yeah like just basic human
needs it's taking them a long time uh
not a lot of people understand them uh
but when you get to know them they do
stuff like that and let me tell you it's
a once- in a lifetime
scenario you don't want to you don't
want to forget it we can't really hear
what's going on right now behind you but
can you try and replicate some of the
noises that they making uh uh sure I'm
hearing a b uh uh hold on let me
see there's a lot of bells and jingles
and
collar I think that was one of them
another one uh I don't know it I don't
know any other
animals you only know two animals the
those are the only ones that are
important looks looks like it's getting
a getting a bit of Rhythm happening it's
a bit spy well I I'll let you know uh I
don't like to kiss and tell are you
having a dance off there I'm I'm having
a dance off uh but this right here all
everything right here is going to be
happening behind closed doors show us
your best dance with them so this right
here this is it this this is this is
what we do all right for hours on end
there's nothing else but
this if you look at it this way
sometimes it's better and they look like
they want a bit of a slap their narrator
stop it was it that one who would you
say is the most sexually attractive
person on the scene there today that
one that's my favorite and why is that
look at
them wow you can't see that it's not
really my not really my jam not really
into that uh it's not my type of
convention one's man's trash is another
man's treasure Molly I just wish you
well please get a blood test after this
okay Nar did you want to take a guess of
where you are you know where you are
just say it am I am am I at a Furry
Convention God damn
it when you went wolf there was a dog
standing behind you there's l a full
frame of a dog behind you and you turned
around look
[Music]
wolf welcome back to channel 7 news that
was a wonderful clip of a cat playing a
keyboard uh today we have a reporter
Molly who is bringing us some coverage
of neverbe seen footage that's right
Molly you are currently walking down the
scene can you describe what that thing
is to your right that is a food
truck well mly you are uh currently
walking through the scene at the moment
that's right what do you think is the
solution to this raise
taxes all right uh well that's a a very
pecular way to put it Molly you're
coming up on something uh quite
interesting here how would you describe
what's behind you well Eddie if you've
noticed I've kept my hands in my pocket
for the entire time and that's because
whatever this thing is tried to steal my
watch
before I in fact I had to park my car
two blocks away that's why I'm walking
to it right now wow that's pretty
serious mly what would you uh say is
probably the going rate for that thing
behind you nothing over five nothing
under 10 all right probably seven seven
that's a good
there's a few people walking up to you
right now um do you feel
Mexicans um actually nope they said
they're that way
Ola mly that's a cat and it doesn't
speak Spanish what would you say the
average income is around here H man not
much can't you see the conditions
they're living in most of these things
don't even make 5 cents per day
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now would you say there's much room for
walking is it is it quite difficult to
walk right now it is quite difficult to
walk my shoes have holes in
them lots of needles say hello to that
guy
hello now moly this is truly a tragic
sight to see how do you feel right now
what feelings are you feeling what
emotions are going through you seeing
all of this well juicy I can tell you
I'm feeling a range of emotions right
now happiness gratitude a lot of Courage
bravery I'm sure World Vision will start
a campaign to help everyone around
here I better not be in Ethiopia or some
dude what's your name
um never mind she doesn't talk
what would you say to the people here
don't cry it's
okay no mly if really you could bring
any words of inspiration from your life
to these people people uh what would you
say please tell them now I'm sure Mr
Beast will come and build you some well
soon um there's a group of people coming
up on your left Molly can you say
something to them nice dick now U Molly
What's the smell like here oh man it
smells beautiful like roses and
cigarette Ash uh careful someone's
laying down there um what do you think
they've been eating what was that
octopus he's eating a lot of octopus uh
truly a sad situation here Mal why don't
you uh why don't you join him sit down
have a
conversation nice
tent can I sleep here tonight um it
looks like they denied your request
Molly that's okay I'll get a hotel I
have more money than he
does where are you right now Molly could
you take a guess I believe it's too dark
to tell but I think I'm in some sort of
drug straight a lot of criminals around
am I in
Brazil are you in Brazil I don't know is
that your final answer mly where am I uh
you were in skidrow in
La you were walking through all of skid
R was that really yeah damn it's
literally perspective you walking
looking to the left and be like nice
tent and there's just like a
dude like eating sardines out of a can
you looked at the first thing we were
like what's that on your right you're
like this is a food truck and it was
just a big
dumpster we're here on the scene right
now with the boys and uh it's looking
pretty crazy uh there's some great value
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