The Strangers: Chapter 1 Doesn't Even TRY
Summary
TLDRIn this video script, the speaker humorously critiques 'The Strangers: Chapter 1,' a horror movie they find severely lacking in quality. They recount the film's plot, which revolves around a couple, Maya and Ryan, who encounter a series of brutal murders at a cabin in Venus, Oregon. The speaker mocks the movie's poor character development, lack of suspense, and implausible scenarios, suggesting that it fails to deliver the thrills expected from a horror film. They also poke fun at the film's slow pacing and the characters' illogical decisions, concluding that the movie is a disappointing addition to the horror genre.
Takeaways
- ð¬ The script is a detailed review and critique of the horror movie 'Strangers: Chapter 1'.
- ð¡ The reviewer expresses strong dissatisfaction with the movie, describing it as the worst horror movie they've seen in theaters in a long time.
- ð The movie is criticized for feeling longer than its actual 91-minute runtime, indicating a slow pace.
- ðª The film is said to lack originality, being compared unfavorably to other horror films like 'Imaginary', 'The Exorcist', and 'The Nun'.
- ð The setting of a cabin in the woods is highlighted as a cliché in horror movies.
- ð¥ The characters Maya and Ryan are portrayed as unlikable and their actions are often questioned by the reviewer.
- ð A car crash scene is mentioned, with the reviewer pointing out inconsistencies in the depiction of the event.
- ð» The movie's jump scares are described as ineffective and predictable.
- ð¹ There is a recurring motif of the song 'Moonlight Sonata' being played, which the reviewer finds to be a misplaced attempt at creating tension.
- ð« Towards the end, a shotgun is found and used as a weapon, but the reviewer criticizes the handling of this scene as well.
- ðš The movie concludes with the main characters being killed, and the reviewer mocks the execution of these scenes as lacking impact.
Q & A
What is the main character's approach to dealing with events they don't want to attend?
-The main character copes with unwanted events by making jokes about them, which helps them feel better about the situation.
What does the reviewer think of 'The Strangers: Chapter 1'?
-The reviewer considers 'The Strangers: Chapter 1' to be the worst horror movie they've seen in theaters in a long time, describing it as boring, insulting, and a reskin of the original.
How does the movie's opening scene set the tone for the rest of the film?
-The opening scene of the movie features a kill with no dialogue and an obstructed view, which the reviewer points out as an honest representation of the film's overall quality.
What is the significance of the characters Maya and Ryan in the movie?
-Maya and Ryan are the main couple in the movie. Their relationship and actions drive the plot, and their decisions are a focal point of the reviewer's critique.
What is the reviewer's opinion on the jump scares in 'The Strangers: Chapter 1'?
-The reviewer finds the jump scares in the movie to be ineffective and poorly executed, citing examples such as a car not starting and a Dusty mechanic appearing suddenly.
Why do Maya and Ryan end up staying in an Airbnb in the woods?
-Maya and Ryan's car breaks down, and the mechanic suggests they stay at his Airbnb in the woods while they wait for parts to fix the car.
What is the reviewer's take on the characters' reactions to the strange occurrences at the cabin?
-The reviewer criticizes the characters' lack of logic and awareness in response to the strange occurrences, such as Maya lighting a blunt and playing a vinyl record to avoid hearing potential intruders.
How does the reviewer describe the tension and suspense in the movie?
-The reviewer finds the tension and suspense in the movie to be lacking, with many scenes dragging on and not contributing to the overall horror or excitement.
What is the significance of the scene where Ryan and Maya are tied up in the cabin?
-The scene where Ryan and Maya are tied up signifies the climax of the movie, where their fate is sealed. The reviewer finds this scene to be poorly executed and lacking in impact.
What does the reviewer suggest for those considering watching 'The Strangers: Chapter 1'?
-The reviewer advises potential viewers to save their time and money, implying that the movie is not worth watching.
Outlines
ð¡ Disappointment with 'Strangers Chapter 1'
The speaker begins by expressing their frustration with the movie 'Strangers Chapter 1', likening their complaints to a therapeutic outlet. They describe the film as the worst horror movie they've seen in theaters in a long time, criticizing it for being boring, insulting, and derivative of other horror films. The speaker also mentions a sponsor, VPN, and jokes about bad actors and a cooking reference before diving into the plot summary and critique of the film.
ð Unimpressive Beginnings and Character Introductions
The summary continues with the opening scene of the movie, which the speaker finds unimpressive and lacking in dialogue or view. The characters Maya and Ryan are introduced during a car ride, with their relationship and plans being vaguely established. The speaker mocks the couple's lack of intelligence and responsibility, highlighting a near-accident scene and their subsequent detour to Venus, Oregon, where they encounter unwelcoming locals at a diner.
ð€ Ineffective Jump Scares and Tense Situations
The speaker describes the jump scares in the movie as ineffective and the situations as tense but poorly executed. They recount the couple's stay at a mechanic's Airbnb in the woods, the strange occurrences, and the characters' lack of awareness and survival instincts. The speaker also criticizes the characters' decision-making and the unrealistic portrayal of events, such as the handling of a car breakdown and the encounter with a mysterious girl named Tamara.
ð¡ Ridiculous Encounters and Ineffective Survival Tactics
The speaker details the absurd encounters and survival tactics of the characters, such as Maya's decision to play loud music to avoid hearing potential intruders. They also describe the characters' failure to prepare for danger and their lack of urgency in the face of threats. The summary includes scenes of the characters hiding, being discovered, and the strangers' tactics of terror, all of which are criticized for their lack of suspense and logic.
ð Pointless Actions and Ineffective Confrontations
The speaker recounts the characters' pointless actions and ineffective confrontations with the strangers. They describe scenes of the characters finding and then inexplicably dropping a shotgun, the accidental killing of the Airbnb owner, and the characters' failure to escape or fight back effectively. The speaker also mocks the characters' emotional reactions and their lack of a coherent plan to survive.
ð¢ The Tragic End and a Tease for a Sequel
The summary concludes with the tragic end of the main characters, Ryan and Maya, who are captured, killed, and left in a symmetrical pose by the strangers. The speaker finds the deaths to be both disturbing and laughably executed. They also mention the arrival of police sirens, indicating the strangers' escape, and end with the revelation that Maya survives, leaving the story open for a sequel.
Mindmap
Keywords
ð¡Therapy
ð¡Horror Movie
ð¡Kill at a Cabin
ð¡Jump Scares
ð¡Car Trouble
ð¡Gaslighting
ð¡Moonlight Sonata
ð¡Shotgun
ð¡Suspense
ð¡Brutality
Highlights
The speaker finds 'The Strangers: Chapter 1' to be the worst horror movie they've seen in theaters in a long time.
The movie is criticized for being boring, insulting, and a reskin of the original.
The film's length is said to feel much longer than its actual 91 minutes.
The opening scene is described as lacking dialogue, view, and a clear kill.
The main characters, Maya and Ryan, are introduced with a weak backstory and lack of chemistry.
A near car crash scene is poorly executed and confusing.
The characters' decision-making is questioned, such as detouring to a diner in the middle of nowhere.
The jump scares are described as ineffective and predictable.
The characters' actions are often illogical, such as not seeking help after witnessing strange occurrences.
The scene with the stranger girl at the door is mentioned as particularly odd and not scary.
The characters' reactions to danger are seen as unrealistic and lack urgency.
The use of music, such as 'Moonlight Sonata', is noted but does not enhance the film.
The characters' decisions to split up and not use weapons are criticized.
The ending is described as unsatisfying and anticlimactic.
The film's pacing is criticized for being slow and filled with unnecessary scenes.
The speaker expresses a strong dislike for the movie and advises others to save their time and money.
Transcripts
listen I like to complain it's
therapeutic like when I'm at an event
that I don't want to be at I'll just
keep making jokes about it because that
makes me feel better about what's
happening and that's kind of what I'm
going to do right now the strangers
chapter 1 not might it is the worst
horror movie I've seen in theaters in a
very long time like imaginary was boring
The Exorcist believer was insulting the
nun two was just a reskin of the
original and the strangers chapter 1 is
somehow all of that it's only 91 minutes
long but it feels like I'm [Â __Â ] Mr
Beast counting down the seconds I'm so
stuck because I keep trying to think of
ways to insult this movie but I'm just
going to tell you what happens because I
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so this is chapter 1 which I thought
meant we were going to see how the
strangers came to be their origin story
and then we see their first kills and
you know we'd answer a lot of questions
about them on the way there like why do
they kill are they secretly racist it
doesn't matter because that's not what
this is this is just another kill at a
cabin enjoy the opening scene to a
horror movie will pretty much always set
the tone like I'm talking jumping into a
middle of an intense kill and title we
get that here and one positive thing I
can say about the movie is that it
doesn't mislead because the opening
scene sucks it's a fell running through
the forest for a bit then the strangers
are there and then they stare at each
other for a bit and then stranger man
axes him while our view is obstructed by
a
tree ti so bold strangers chapter 1 uh
no dialogue no view kill to start us off
I'm wet then right after that we get
then coming close
statistics ah this chair is going to be
a buoy in a couple seconds so the stats
say something like according to the FBI
there are very violent crimes every
handful of seconds or something there
have been seven since you started
watching this is the story of one of the
most brutal and then we start the fun
the movie starts bizarre because our
main couple Maya and Ryan are doing the
thing couple in a car trying to give us
some vague context to their relation
ship and their plans hey uh do you know
what today is uh this is the third day
of our cross country road trip no silly
Bly it's actually our 5year anniversary
oh you're right I love you so much and
then that's when the people behind the
movie were like people might find this
boring so loud beeping sound effect near
car crash Tony you okay you've seen it
by the way I might be dumb because the
movie makes it seem like this was Ryan's
fault because he was distracted and
veered into oncoming traffic and he had
to you know get back in his Lane but we
get a dash cam View and the truck that
he almost collides with has clearly
veered into his Lane Ryan's driving
rather straight does it matter not
really was I not going to mention it fat
chance that's when Maya pulls this gem
out do you need your inhaler oh yeah uh
thanks babe oh golly G golly can't wait
till he loses that and then we actually
go for the hatrick in the car because
Maya pulls up her phone and audibly says
and I quote Ally shows that her funds
have came
through ah
so they're to blame Maya and Ryan are
stupid babies in adult bodies they're
like the opposite of that Posh toddler
so they detour into the middle of
nowhere to get some grub and land in
Venus Oregon and you know what they say
about trips to Venus can't
Planet yeah go [Â __Â ] yourself too lighten
up so they get to a diner and everybody
stares at them ominously cuz they're not
welcome obviously you know the patrons
the workers the police not wanted not
liked and Ryan's like uh do you have a
vegetarian option for my
girlfriend oh man that's funny cuz he's
asking that in a diner that probably
serves antalope so they eat and they
leave and uh the jump scares are uh not
good like the car won't start and then
we get a driver side mirror shot boom
and it's just a Dusty mechanic that
looks and sounds like scruffy from
Futurama so his mechanic shop is right
across the street from the diner and
they were scoping the couple when they
arrived and they just so happen to
appear when they're having car trouble
so they tell them that the parts are
going to take some time to arrive to fix
what they got going on so you can stay
at this guy's Airbnb in the woods for
the night and Maya's like yeah this
sounds sick I love Venus then Ryan says
actually you're scamming us what are the
odds that Maya immediately pulls him to
the side what's wrong with you Maya they
watched us pull up now our car's messed
up and we got to pay for all this extra
[Â __Â ] Ryan we almost just got into a car
car wreck something probably got messed
up I'm like 80% certain he just hit the
brakes Maya but okay this scene is so
cartoonish the entire time they're
talking there are these two scary
children that look like young Sheldon
just watching with their bikes and after
they all finish talking that's when they
give them pamphlets and they're like the
Lord will set you free and then they
slowly walk off free
scary relax dude I'll I'll hold your
hand cabin time so in the cabin Maya
picks up some Don Julio and she's like
hey you want to take some shots and lick
my nipples and Ryan's like no thanks I
already got my Budweiser I'll lick my
own nipples knock knock knock spooky
girl shows up who's completely covered
by darkness when they're looking out
like they open the door and she's
completely pitch black hidden that's not
how lighting Works she says is Tamara
here and they're like nah you got the
wrong house silly Billy maybe you canuse
it with the other house 7 miles down the
road I know they look Alik but you know
that was weird and it's so funny because
after she leaves they show Ryan fixing
the porch light to insinuate now we
should be able to see her that was the
problem cuz there wasn't a light on
outside even though there's lights on
inside there you know light escapes it's
funny like that light actually does
something that they fail to do countless
times so Ryan and Maya cuddle talk about
marrying each other lot of chemistry
here I'm talking at least a beaker and
that's when Ryan realizes that he forgot
his inhaler in the car that he left with
scruffy so he's like damn I don't want
to die that would kind of suck I should
go get it so what do you say I drive
that random motorcycle that's outside uh
to go pick it up and Ma's like dope pick
up some food while you're at it you
short breath [Â __Â ] so he leaves and now
Maya has to deal with the knocking game
remember she's an idiot so the girl
keeps asking for Tamara and she's like
she's not here we already told you and
and she's like peeking through the
peephole and she's putting her ear to
the door that keeps getting banged on
loudly so to Maya this is weird this is
unsettling I would feel like I have to
protect myself right about now but no
she sits back down with her Budweiser
not a care in the world that was weird
but then she hears a woman singing a
lilii outside in a different area and
then she hears a door open and she calls
Ryan solid move hits voicemail though so
it should be like red alert right about
now right you know grab a knife but uh
no she lights a blunt and then plays a
vinyl so she can know no longer hear
potential Intruders while simultaneously
limiting her awareness
Maya you're going to die Maya what are
you
doing that's weird ran makes it to his
car and then scruffy jump scares him and
he quickly explains a it's Ryan this is
my car I'm just grabbing my stuff and
Scruffy is such a caricature you should
have called I could have thought you
were a court thief and he lifts a tire
iron when he says that and he's in his
face right and this is usually the part
where he would laugh and put it back
down and be like I'm just messing with
that I'm just yanking your chain because
it's so ridiculous right but no that was
a very genuine attempt at intimidation
and it is very silly it was very silly
you scruffs meanwhile back at the cabin
Maya's in full survival mode sitting
there playing Moonlight Sonata loud as
[Â __Â ] on the piano with her back to the
cabin and that's all just to get this
really cool shot of one of the strangers
in the mirror watching her it's pretty
sick you should watch it it takes like 6
minutes just to do that Moonlight dude
love it big big bethoven fan so Ryan's
made it to a food truck and he's
ordering a cheeseburger without the
Patty the AY way and they all hate him
there too then we jump back to Maya and
she's in the shower and oh no there's a
stranger right outside the shower right
outside the shower watching her and then
she kind of moves back and then poof
he's gone that midow age man sure is
fast and stealthy and has really great
vision with his obstructed view just
playing peekaboo while she washes her
ass truly a story of one of the most
brutal violent crimes I'm on the edge of
my scene that's when the lights go out
and she goes to find the fuse box and
sees one of the girl strangers in her
mask and runs off like she's got her
flone flashlight up does a thing where
it points up ah Runs Away by the way
this will be a common occurrence of
walking around a place with the
insinuation of fear and not much
happening like I'm summing it up it
probably sounds like a movie when I'm
saying it right uh but there's a heap
and hipple hunk of who gives a [Â __Â ]
happening all at the same time so Maya
goes to hide in a room and she sits down
hiding with her [Â __Â ] foone flashlight
still on she's in a dark room foam
flashlight
on Maya Maya you might as well just
start beatboxing start making that thing
fart the same level of stealth and
that's when somebody walks in but it's
Ryan who's oddly quiet to be with and
not like what the hell happened what are
you doing instead it's what's going on
Patty pie why you in the closet Snooks
[Â __Â ] esimo kiss she explains to him
that she saw somebody clear as day
because the stranger girl was arms
length away and he gaslights her into
believing that no you didn't Point your
phone flashlight at a woman with a mask
you must have looked at this photo on
the wall of a clown that's all the way
over there and M's like but I heard them
Ryan says were you talking up some
doobies I told you that that's some of
that real chronic [Â __Â ] baby come on
knock knock knock Ryan opens the door
and the girl that came earlier a few
times is standing at the end of the
driveway just watching him again and
that's when he's like I'm putting an end
to this and he starts moving towards her
and then she runs away and he's like
yeah you better run [Â __Â ] what were you
going to do exactly beat this little
girl's ass threaten her with police the
same police that meem mugged you in the
diner what was your plan anyway let's
forget about all that because they start
to eat their food and Ryan's Burger
apparently has a barrel of hindes in it
because his Burger is just squirting all
over oh my God you are the messiest
eater on the planet hey at least he is
an eater right big dog no but seriously
is he a Messy eater or is he just eating
a bubble bass ass burger right now
that's when this is a trailer scene by
the way by the way can I just say that
the trailer scenes are everything that
happens in the movie anyway some red
starts the drip again it's not catch not
from his Burger that's right it's blood
from a dead chicken hung up above their
dining table which I guess is a snazzy
little trailer scene but I have to ask
did they plan this did they plan this
did they plan that to happen the way it
did or was the chicken supposed to scare
them before and they just somehow missed
it and started eating how' you miss a
big fullon [Â __Â ] chicken hanging from
the chandelier and this is when the
strangers no longer care they ax through
the door Ryan and Maya bunker up in a
random room and we get this kill bail
last scene of the strangers slowly
making their way in and it's carried by
the song plain Nights in White Satin by
The Moody Blues I can't play it
obviously but just go play it in another
tab right now and do anything instantly
cooler they stop the record and guess
what just guess guess what one of them
starts do and that's right one of them
starts playing Moonlight Sonata I want
you to gather a group of five random
people in your life and tell me if at
least 40% of them can play [Â __Â ]
Moonlight Sonata so axeman starts
breaking the door open that they're is
which we see has been written on like
all over they did that at some point
like it says hello over and over again
in red paint or something Red's scary
watching this scene I don't know what
Ryan and Maya's plan is by the way
because he's breaking into the room like
he's going to murder them right we would
assume and it keeps coming back to Ryan
and Maya who were scared and then like
Ryan's like crawling Towards the bed for
cover maybe grab a weapon or try
breaking the window cuz just run run
right behind you you you know like to
leave no just going to watch so X-Man
axes out a perfect rectangle from the
door and then he just walks away and
then Ryan he goes over and he he Peaks
his head through the opening hey Brian
he's got an axe Ryan you ever seen those
old school Guillotines he doesn't get
his head chopped off but with his
extensive vision and awareness he's like
I think they're
gone I want you guys to know that Ryan
just acknowledged that they're [Â __Â ]
with them which is the correct
assumption to have but even with that
they still don't look for weapons and
listen they don't have to find matching
deagles just grab anything but no they
make their way down the hallway like
grabbing the wall like they're in the
dark Ryan then finds his phone and it's
cracked with a perfect Bloody smiley
face on top of it which I guarantee much
harder than it looks so they decide to
run outside to get on the motorcycle to
escape and as they approach it it
explodes and we see stranger axeman
stood there with just a gas canister The
Who time that that perfectly which I
guarantee you much harder than it looks
i' assume they play a little hide-and
seek and then Maya looks to the side and
says this house has a raised
Foundation [Â __Â ] you say to me there's a
cross space is what she's getting at so
they go in there and they crawl for what
feels like a mile and I don't understand
how I'm supposed to take this movie
seriously like Maya sees a rat gets
scared and then turns around and there's
a rat on Ryan's back like it's [Â __Â ]
Remy ready to Crane operate he get the
rat uh crawling simulator then this dumb
idiot Maya while crawling very slowly in
a fairly lit area just five stars a 2-in
nail poking out of the ground and then
she's got to do the thing like oh I
can't make noise cuz blah blah blah and
listen if this movie moved a bit quicker
from dumb [Â __Â ] like this like Ryan grabs
her mouth and then starts dragging her
out of the Cross space with all his
might I might be more willing to play
ball but we drag these scenes out
because me and I remind you there is no
movie so instead of just continuing to
move before the strangers realize what
you're doing I mean I guess they believe
that these killers that have maneuvered
the house with these don't know there's
a cross space but Ryan chooses to yank
the nail out a rip his shirt I guess we
don't really see we just hear generic
fabric tear and then he plays medic
which I'm sorry I didn't realize we
needed a tourni hit stat for the nail
poke bro Main's mercy so they finally
get out of the Cross base which is like
right by the front door entrance Ryan
then proceeds to speak louder than he
did when he was first entering the
closet when he didn't think there was
any danger and his plan is to go to the
shed that's a stone throw away from the
house why I get you're in the middle of
nowhere but hide and seek has to be Last
Resort right like that house and shed
got to be 1500 ft combined they're going
to find you so they run for the shed
Ryan twists his ankle cuz he's an idiot
and unknowingly drops his inhaler they
make it inside and then flick a lighter
on and there's a stranger behind them
when they do that who doesn't do
anything they don't see her I don't know
if I'm supposed to be laughing as such a
looney Tom's
ass glad we got
away so apparently they came to the shed
to look for guns cuz the guy's a hunter
should have guns they don't find any so
he looks around and he picks up a hoe
it's something I do often no but he
picks it up and he has the balls to say
better than nothing if you really
believe in that mentality both of you
would have a chair leg and a beer bottle
so shut the [Â __Â ] up Brian so they then
proceed to sit down and he's like let me
go to the upstairs of the shed you stay
here no clue why we would split now but
sure the stranger girl that was there
already reveals herself to Mya and she
backs up and then stranger axeman breaks
through the window behind her and he
starts choking her and that's when boom
we hear a blast an axeman runs off turns
out when Ryan went upstairs he found a
shotgun a whole ass shot shotgun and I
thought he shot at axan which would have
been very funny because I mean he would
have killed them both presumably because
axeman had this like crappy rear naked
choke thing going on with Maya uh but
I'm pretty sure he just shot off to the
side to scare him off which I got to say
Ryan it's job well done I'll be honest
my expectations for you are pretty low
at this point but um why are you putting
the shotgun down why are oh you're going
to take the time to hug Mayo for a
couple minutes and not have the weapon
in your hand and you're not going to
look okay no that works I'm sure they're
gone you've been pretty good about
guessing that so this is when Ryan and
Maya decide to click clack into action
and they make their way to the house to
kill these strangers and as they're
sneaking up they hear someone on the
porch and he's right around the corner
and the way it's built up it's clearly a
fake out it is so clearly a fake out
bang I got him Maya what he actually
just did was blow the head off the owner
of the Airbnb who was returning to fix
the fridge for them because Maya had
called him earlier and can I just say
hilarious but
also what was he doing because he's by
the door fiddling with something for a
very long time am I supposed to believe
he was trying to open the door that's
already been axed open there's supposed
to be a fat [Â __Â ] hole about yay high
you can't miss it oh was he like all
dang keys so Maya goes up to the whoopy
cushion Cranium of Joe the Airbnb owner
and says uh babe where's his m ask
Ryan's response I don't
know then he just starts looking around
and then Ryan finally realizes that he
did a oopsie so they decide we should
cry and hug more that's been working
pretty well they're just right there on
the stoop crying Ma's trying to comfort
him he were just trying to protect us
really it seemed like a lot of offense
coming from Ryan's end not a whole lot
of Defense from Joe's side but they look
at Joe and then they look at Joe's car
and then back at Joe and they then
devise a plan that's too cunning for us
simple movie goers I have an idea really
what is it let's leave so they hop in
the car and they wait long enough to be
attacked it's dumb stranger axan who's
driving a Ford and he keeps ramming into
the car and Ryan's leg is now stuck so
he yells at Maya to go all why he
continues to get rammed hey yo and Maya
leaves and that's when Ryan remembers oh
yeah big [Â __Â ] shotgun right at my
side been there the whole time I should
probably shoot this guy but I only like
shooting innocent guys named Joe do I
dare break my streak so he shoots at him
scares him off and we watch Ryan
struggle to leave the truck for like 2
minutes and I don't know why like
genuinely nothing we' just seen them get
out of the truck they record it they're
like yeah it works so Maya is now in the
woods and instead of doing the thing
that they should have done on each of
their attempts AKA just run in a
direction away from the cabin she
decides you know what's going to [Â __Â ]
him up they would never think that I
would hide for a fifth time so she
buries herself and leaves and oh no
there's a dead body there it was that
guy from the beginning that died this is
really impactful oh man I wish I could
show you some of these scenes because uh
there's nothing happening there's just
nothing happening like look at me look
at me right
now just like that now the final half
hour of this movie [Â __Â ] because it's
people not moving trying to not make
noise slash people walking in fog I
almost want to take the time to
apologize to all the other movies that
I've criticized this year none to I'm
sorry you're silly but you're fine
imaginary I'm sorry you had an idea
let's just [Â __Â ] get there quicker
next time tarot I'm sorry you're so bad
and S formulaic it's insulting but
someone work on the monsters that there
I suppose Exorcist
believer you actually suck balls but you
gave me something thing what is this
movie giving me it is so devoid of
ambition it is a stagy imitation of
horror I can't even believe the people
that I see that like this movie like
usually there's a difference of opinion
and I get it you liked it I didn't
that's difficult for me here I can only
assume that you just love the strangers
series let's finish the movie because my
voice is starting to go so Maya gets
found and punched in the face because
she refuses to move Ryan starts dying of
a asthma attack so he makes a makeshift
inhaler at the risk of making noise and
alerting others so it's tense you know
it that really matters because we can
definitely tell where everybody is in
relation to each other can't you tell by
the shot of this person in the foggy
woods or the shot of this person in the
foggy woods must be close and Ryan
finally lands himself in an advantageous
position by sneaking up on one of the
girls and he has his shotgun to the back
of her head and he doesn't sh sh because
I don't know she doesn't look like a Joe
he starts asking her where's Maya and
that's presumably the only reason her
brain isn't currently a top multiple an
Hills but it's weird to assume that she
even knows Maya could have gotten away
unless you really think Maya is just
that dog [Â __Â ] which fair but just take
out oneir of the operation and keep it
moving they don't appear to have guns
and they're trying to kill you anyway so
it's not like I can't kill her cuz then
they're going to want to kill Maya they
want to kill us anyway so he has her
dropper knife and for whatever reason
and says turn around and face me
remember she's like this close to the
gun and he proceeds to just ask her
about Maya again why did she turn around
I thought you'd at least ask her to take
the mask off but no this is just in the
script so the stranger lady can now act
crazy because while looking down the
barrel she starts dancing and then she
screams and then she grabs his shotgun
like yeah [Â __Â ] shoot me and he
doesn't turn this stranger's head into
stranger thing than I don't know why
quote give me one good reason why I
shouldn't shoot you sounds like there
isn't one Ryan now what and this is the
kicker
quote you know how they say your first
kill is the hardest you're my second
oh he murdered an innocent
man and he's boasting about it I guess
that's just Joe's life uh catching
Strays that's when axeman sneaks up on
him in these loud ass woods with crunchy
ass leaves and knocks him out and now
Ryan and Maya are tied up in separate
chairs in the cabin and they wake up
look at each other crying and Maya
says they got
us yeah they did good observation my dud
pop off they cry some more and then Ryan
says marry me she rightfully says what
will you marry me that's adorable it's
so cute yeah she says yes and then they
kind of head hug cuz you know tied up
and they Embrace and then Ryan gets
stabbed in the chest I'm not joking
because apparently the three strangers
were just standing right in front of
them that whole time because after he
gets stabbed they Pan the camera and
they're th just there just looking down
at him and then axeman then moves behind
them and then he kicks Ryan's chair over
from the back and Ryan like just
instantly bleeds out after that which
which can I say is the funniest thing in
the movie like there's a fireplace right
there there's all types of Tools around
you and he doesn't boot the chair down
he gives a little nudge with his toes
and Ryan I'm not trying to be funny
gently hits the
ground they don't add any sounds to make
it sound thump than it is he just kind
of rolls and
dies this is a story of one of the most
brutal and and this is where we get the
trailer line why are you doing this
because you're here wow it's crazy oo
spooky H my think it's stab and then
same thing we get this [Â __Â ] little
water park operator little kick to send
you down the slide balls over gently and
that's the kill shot again somehow like
before they get kicked they're both
like yeah they're like still kind of
looking at each other still don't even
really seem that stabbed but they fall
over and like blah like I was stabbed
and there they lie the two lovers in
chairs dead perfectly symmetrical pretty
disturbing stuff two people stabbed
between me and you I I don't even know
how they were allowed to make
something so barbaric Ryan's skill is
debatably more brutal it's just saying
[Â __Â ] emptying this guy's head who had
nothing to do with anything that's
[Â __Â ] up gently stabbing two people who
were already going to die and then just
trust falling them to the ground I don't
know doesn't seem too bad the Str
strangers hear police sirens and then
they drive away then we cut to Maya in
the hospital to be continued hey
strangers peoples that are in charge of
the movies nobody's watching that if
anything I might just cuz I'm a sick
sick man but for this chapter save your
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