This TikTok "Alpha" Show is Cursed (with Chad Chad)

gabi belle
1 Jun 202439:38

Summary

TLDRThe video script is a humorous critique of a short story app featuring 'Alpha' themed content, which the creators find nonsensical and concerning. The hosts, through a mix of commentary and shared reactions, explore the app's vertical video format, its storytelling approach, and the incongruities within the plot. They highlight the app's monetization strategy, which encourages users to pay per episode, and discuss the potential target demographic. The critique also touches on the absurdity of certain scenes and the overall lack of narrative coherence, suggesting viewers watch 'Twilight' as a more sensible alternative.

Takeaways

  • 📺 The film and TV media industry is experiencing a surge in quality and innovation, with animation and artistic genres redefining passionate filmmaking.
  • 📱 There's a new form of storytelling emerging in the form of short story fanfiction, presented in a vertical format on platforms like TikTok, which are gaining popularity.
  • 💞 These short stories are monetized, with viewers paying for each snippet of the story, similar to how Snapchat stories work but with a cost involved.
  • 🎬 The script describes a specific 'Alpha' themed story that has gone viral, showcasing the bizarre and often nonsensical nature of these short stories.
  • 🀔 The content is criticized for its questionable themes, including the romanticization of disturbing concepts, and the lack of logical storytelling.
  • 📊 Despite the criticism, the app hosting these stories, 'mini shorts,' has seen a decline in popularity, suggesting that user interest may be waning.
  • 👀 The script highlights the prevalence of similar low-budget 'Alpha' productions in the app store, indicating a potentially profitable market for this type of content.
  • 💰 The monetization model of these apps is criticized for being deceptive, making it seem like viewers are not spending much money due to the auto-unlocking of episodes.
  • 🎶 The script also includes a promotional mention of a personal finance app called 'Rocket Money,' which helps users manage their subscriptions and bills.
  • 🀷‍♀ The characters in the story are often confusing, with actions and dialogue that don't make sense, contributing to the overall nonsensical nature of the plot.
  • 🔪 The story ends abruptly without a clear resolution, leaving viewers with more questions than answers about the plot and characters.

Q & A

  • What is the main topic discussed in the video script?

    -The main topic discussed in the video script is the exploration and critique of a new form of storytelling in short story fanfiction, particularly those presented in a vertical format on platforms like TikTok and the 'mini shorts' app.

  • What is the term coined by the script's narrator for the vertical format stories?

    -The term coined by the script's narrator for the vertical format stories is '9 by 16 vertical format'.

  • How are these short stories typically presented to the audience?

    -These short stories are typically presented in minute-long or less snippets that are flipped through like a Snapchat story, often requiring payment for each slide.

  • What is the general sentiment towards the quality of these short stories in the script?

    -The general sentiment towards the quality of these short stories in the script is negative, with the narrator finding them nonsensical, poorly written, and at times, concerning.

  • What is the specific critique of the story 'Alpha's Innocent Bride'?

    -The specific critique of the story 'Alpha's Innocent Bride' includes its gross and disturbing themes, poor character development, and nonsensical plot points.

  • What is the issue with the app's monetization model as described in the script?

    -The issue with the app's monetization model is that it encourages users to pay per episode, with each episode being very short and auto-unlocking the next, creating a sense of spending without realizing the total cost.

  • What is the name of the app that the narrator discusses in the script?

    -The name of the app that the narrator discusses is 'mini shorts'.

  • How does the script describe the character development and plot in the stories?

    -The script describes the character development and plot in the stories as lacking, with characters often making little sense and plot points being introduced and dropped without resolution.

  • What is the critique of the 'Alpha's Innocent Bride' story's portrayal of relationships and consent?

    -The critique of the 'Alpha's Innocent Bride' story's portrayal of relationships and consent is that it romanticizes disturbing and potentially non-consensual situations, such as the selling of a character into a relationship for money.

  • What is the final verdict of the script's narrator on the 'mini shorts' app and its content?

    -The final verdict of the script's narrator is that the 'mini shorts' app and its content are not worth the investment of time or money, and recommends watching 'Twilight' or other alternatives for similar content.

Outlines

00:00

🎬 The Rise of Innovative Media and Short Story Apps

The script opens with a discussion on the peak quality of film and TV media, highlighting innovation in animation and genre-breaking storytelling. It mentions the accessibility of content creation, exemplified by the speaker's ability to create videos from their bedroom. The focus then shifts to a new form of storytelling through short story fanfiction on platforms like TikTok, which are presented in a vertical format and are monetized through a pay-per-slide model. The narrative explores the viral nature of these stories, despite their often nonsensical plots, and the monetization strategies employed by creators.

05:01

📱 Exploring the Popularity and Monetization of Mini Shorts App

This paragraph delves into the popularity of the 'mini shorts' app, which despite not having impressive trailer views, ranks relatively high in the entertainment section of the App Store. The speaker contemplates the profitability of such low-budget productions, which charge viewers per episode in an auto-unlocking format that tricks consumers into feeling they are not spending much. The absurdity of the app's featured review is highlighted, where a user praises the app but dislikes the language barrier and cliffhangers. The script also critiques the nonsensical storylines, which seem to be AI-generated with random high points and twists.

10:03

🀔 Technical Difficulties and Paywall Challenges in the App

The speaker recounts their frustrating experience with the app's payment system, which failed to process purchases correctly and continued to play episodes in the background, causing confusion. The app's method of offering free vouchers by watching ads is mentioned, but it's criticized for limiting the number of ads that can be watched per day, thus restricting the amount of content that can be viewed for free. The narrative also includes a humorous interaction with a character named Ethan, involving a flute and a misunderstanding about the nature of the content.

15:03

🏠 Bizarre Storytelling and Character Dynamics

The script describes strange and nonsensical character interactions, including a scene with a character pretending to play a recorder without one, and another where a character reacts to breaking a plate. It also touches on the oddity of the setting, with one room being a stark contrast to the rest of the house in terms of atmosphere. The story's plot points are questioned, such as the king's demand for an heir and the introduction of a love triangle, with characters being added and forgotten inconsistently.

20:05

🧍‍♂ Confusing Relationships and Unexplained Plot Points

This section discusses the confusing relationships between characters, particularly the dynamics between Ethan, the king, and the characters of Rosalie and Meline. The plot is filled with unexplained twists, such as the king's desire for Ethan to marry Meline and produce an heir, while also dating his daughter. The script also highlights the lack of clarity around the characters' werewolf identities and the nonsensical dialogue that lacks continuity.

25:05

🔁 Inconsistent Storytelling and Unresolved Plotlines

The narrative becomes increasingly convoluted with off-screen events, unexplained character motivations, and a lack of clarity around the central relationships. The story's setting is questioned, as modern elements like cars are introduced, conflicting with the medieval-style actions of the characters. The script also points out the inconsistency in the portrayal of werewolves and the illogical progression of the story, leaving the audience with more questions than answers.

30:09

🀷‍♂ The Absurdity of the Story's Conclusion and Financial Implications

The script concludes with a discussion on the absurdity of the story's ending, which lacks resolution and leaves many plot points unresolved. The financial aspect of the app is revisited, with the speaker reflecting on the cost of the coins used to view the episodes and the overall value for money. The narrative's target demographic is questioned, and the speaker humorously suggests watching 'Twilight' as a more cost-effective alternative.

35:11

🎉 Final Thoughts and Collaboration Acknowledgement

In the final paragraph, the speaker wraps up the critique with a humorous take on the absurdity of the content and the collaborative nature of the video. They express hope that the viewers have learned from the experience and thank their collaborator, Chad Chad, for participating in the deep dive into the world of short story apps. The script ends with a playful discussion on the name for their collaborative content series.

Mindmap

Keywords

💡Alpha

In the context of this video, 'Alpha' seems to refer to a dominant figure or leader, often associated with werewolf or fantasy themes indicating strength and authority. The term is repeatedly used to describe characters who are portrayed as powerful or having a leading role in the story, such as 'Alpha Ethan' or 'Alpha Harland'.

💡Breeder

The term 'breeder' in this script is used to describe a character who is intended to bear offspring, particularly within the context of a werewolf or fantasy setting. It carries a negative connotation and is used to highlight the objectification and commodification of individuals, especially women, in these stories.

💡Stockholm Syndrome

Stockholm Syndrome is a psychological condition where hostages develop positive feelings towards their captors. In the video, it is mentioned to describe a scenario where a character might develop affection for someone despite being in a captive or controlling situation, suggesting a dark or problematic aspect of the narrative.

💡TikTok

TikTok is a social media platform known for its short-form videos. In the script, it is mentioned as a place where these 'Alpha' themed stories are advertised or found, indicating the platform's role in promoting and disseminating this type of content.

💡Short Story Apps

Short Story Apps refer to mobile applications that host bite-sized, episodic stories, often with cliffhanger endings designed to keep users engaged and coming back for more. The video discusses the rise of these apps and their content, which can sometimes be of questionable quality or ethics.

💡Vertical Format

The 'vertical format' refers to the orientation of video content designed to be viewed on mobile devices in portrait mode rather than landscape. The script mentions this format in relation to the short stories being viewed on platforms like TikTok, which is typically used for vertical video content.

💡Cliffhanger

A cliffhanger in storytelling is a suspenseful or unresolved situation at the end of an episode or chapter that leaves the audience eager to know what happens next. The script criticizes the use of cliffhangers in the short stories, suggesting they are used manipulatively to keep viewers engaged.

💡Pregnancy Test

A pregnancy test is a device used to determine whether a person is pregnant. In the script, a character takes a pregnancy test, which adds to the confusion and nonsensical nature of the plot, as the results are not shown and the implications are not clearly explained.

💡Amnesia

Amnesia is a condition in which an individual loses memory of events, people, or skills. In the script, a character appears to have amnesia, forgetting past events, which is used as a plot device to reset the relationship between characters and start over.

💡Werewolf

A werewolf is a mythological or folkloric human with the ability to transform into a wolf or a therianthropic hybrid creature. The script mentions characters potentially being werewolves, but their transformation or behavior does not align with traditional werewolf characteristics, adding to the absurdity of the story.

Highlights

Innovation in storytelling through short story fanfiction in a vertical format on platforms like TikTok.

The rise of accessible content creation, such as making videos from a bedroom that can be watched on various devices.

The phenomenon of short story videos on TikTok that are split into minute-long snippets, resembling Snapchat stories.

The monetization model of these short stories, where viewers pay for each slide or episode, often auto-unlocking the next.

The surprising popularity of the 'mini shorts' app, which was ranked in the top 100 entertainment apps on the App Store.

The critique of the app's user interface and experience, including difficulties in purchasing coins and the app's failure to pause content during the purchase process.

The absurdity and lack of coherence in the plotlines of these short stories, which often involve clichéd and nonsensical elements.

The observation that many of these stories involve themes of dominance, submission, and questionable romantic dynamics.

The use of outdated and overused tropes, such as forbidden love and the 'innocent bride', in these short stories.

The presence of numerous low-budget 'Alpha' productions in the app store, suggesting a potentially profitable market for this content.

The critique of the app's monetization strategy, which limits free content through a daily check-in and a cap on ad viewing.

The absurdity of certain scenes, such as characters acting out of character or engaging in nonsensical actions.

The lack of narrative resolution or satisfying conclusions in the stories, leaving viewers confused and unsatisfied.

The critique of the app's pricing model, which can be more expensive than traditional entertainment subscriptions for the amount of content provided.

The examination of the demographic target for these apps, which seems to be young girls or middle-aged women based on the themes presented.

The final recommendation to watch more established and higher-quality content like 'Twilight' instead of these short story apps.

Transcripts

00:00

film and TV media are at the peak of

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quality right now we're innovating

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animation like we've never seen before

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artistic genre breaking pieces that

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redefine passionate film making while

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also being more accessible than ever

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like me creating video from my bedroom

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that you choose to watch on your TV for

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some reason or on your phone folding

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laundry but lately there's been

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innovation in a form of Storytelling

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largely unexplored by man short story

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fanfiction W pad liveaction in 9 by 16

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vertical format as I'm coining the term

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to be you may or may not have seen ads

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or short trailers for these short

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stories on Tik Tok like this one that

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went viral don't say a word where is she

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hold on to

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[Music]

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me that's about a a professor werewolf

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stepbrother and this girl whose mom

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tried to sell her for money the stories

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largely make no sense and are split up

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into con venient minute or less Snippets

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that you flip through like a Snapchat

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story but make you pay for each slide

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another Creator in front of the channel

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Chad Chad covered this one it is a wild

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ride I highly recommend watching it but

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after I saw hers I stumbled upon a

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trailer for one of these that had 27

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likes zero comments and five saves

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including me I'm in early the algorithm

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hath blessed me today and this one share

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this was me sending it to Chad Chad

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forcing her to use her expertise to

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experience yet another one of these

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Alpha stories welcome back to another

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episode

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of a Twi a twinge of collaborated

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[Music]

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cringe I saw this trailer for this

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beautiful short story on Tik Tok okay

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I'm a little scared who are you never

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seen your face before I'm

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Rosie Ethan's breeder breeder mhm oh oh

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no no no no no no no no I I especially

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don't like how she clutched her ovaries

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as she said that the concept is so gross

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to me like this isn't like Forbidden

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Love vampire sexy vampire this is called

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the Alpha's innocent bride too oh of

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course she's innocent that's we've never

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heard of that that being a thing I'm Ros

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and I didn't know if it was the best or

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worst day of my life I was finally

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getting away from my father and

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stepmother but it was so they could sell

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me to the alpha of jamore please come

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in Miss does she have a knife in her

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belt or is it a really long piece of

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beef jerky it's one of the extra large

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slim gyms you get from a gas station

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she's she's bringing a slim jym as

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protection from my angle it literally

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looks like a strip of dried meat is it

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supposed to be a stick Maybe to like

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what kind of stick looks like that a

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meat stick Ethan the girl's here walk

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girl the breeder you're meeting with

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Alpha Harland about buying his daughter

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remember the B the breeder he just

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called her the breeder did he even say

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her name I'll

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go I'll take

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her on the bed

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now what now ew this is so gross this is

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so gross I this is beyond cringe this is

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like you're romanticizing something so

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disgusting yeah more lighthearted thing

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to to nitpick is the arm lean that they

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have to put in all of the where the guy

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leans on a door leans over her to

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establish dominance what is this floral

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print jacket that he's wearing I I only

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can describe it as the the only criteria

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that the Wardrobe person has was British

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and they just went for that this kind of

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looks Royal I guess kind of looks like a

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carpet that seems fancy okay hear me out

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I kind of like it you know besides all

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the weird illegal stuff going on here it

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could work but I don't think it works

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when he's supposed to be like the alpha

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whatever he is where he's like leaning

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across doors and um committing crimes it

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just doesn't really fit okay well it

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looks like we have no choice but to see

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what where this goes we have to we have

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no choice we definitely couldn't choose

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to not do this we literally had no

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choice whatsoever we were forced into

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this we had to we're being forced we had

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to do it I unfortunately wanted to see

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more of this so I tried clicking on

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their profile and it just wouldn't it

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just wouldn't let me which is a Telltale

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sign that this is going to be quality

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content kind of like the song that I'm

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featuring on that's out right now it's

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my friend's song he sent it to me I

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wanted to feature on it it's a chill

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little Jam cute little song to fold

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laundry to check it out link is in the

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description although the trailer for

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this story didn't really see numbers the

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app itself mini shorts is actually quite

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popular last week it was the 54th most

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popular app in the entertainment section

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of the App Store but as of today it's

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number 124 so I don't really know what

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happened there but it was surrounded by

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a bunch of other apps like this in the

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app store which made me realize just how

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many of these low budget Alpha

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Productions are out there which must be

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super profitable and lucrative for them

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to be churning out like this because

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you're making people pay per episode in

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a way that makes you feel like you're

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not really spending money because it

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keeps Auto unlocking the next episode

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you'll see but what I found hilarious

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looking at this in the App Store was the

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featured review like this is the first

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thing you see when you're contemplating

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whether or not you want to download this

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app I really do like these short videos

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I like when the bullies get put in their

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place face and the one that gets bullied

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gets rewarded by getting the attention

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and the one thing the bully wants what I

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don't like is the videos in Chinese and

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I don't understand what they're saying

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because I don't speak or read Chinese

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the other thing I don't like is the

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Cliffhanger at the end of the videos but

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they're not all in Chinese though some

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of them are in English inside the app

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starting our journey there was another

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cut of the trailer that we had to sit

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through in which the king says this a

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child

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oh a precious car going there I'm you're

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fond of this burito no of course

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not Emperor Palpatine just sniffed her

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neck and was like this you're pregnant

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now ew what the [ __ ] whoever wrote this

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script needs to go to [ __ ] jail

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although at points you'll question if

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this script was written by AI because it

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feels like they took every High Point

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and twist they could possibly think of

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that would look cool in a trailer and

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then tried to string all those points

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together and make a story around those

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points in the most nonsensical way

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possible there's the love triangle the

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evil estranged brother the evil King

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potentially killing their parents

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falling in love with a mythical creature

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that trapped you inside of his lair the

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usual this [ __ ] was looking like Game of

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Thrones in this trailer okay so this is

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this is the beginning now okay

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hopefully wait is this is the

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beginning red

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eye red eye red eye me and I have to get

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a plane ride overnight red R it's

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[Music]

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sing he's

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back I fully thought that said guy I

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thought it said Alpha Ethan gay for a

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second that works too maybe he's all all

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of the

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above how long does he expect us to wait

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for

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him for as long as he

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wants we're not here as

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guests if alfha Ethan buys her our money

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troubles are over I'm Rosalie did I

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didn't know if it was the best or worst

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day of my life I was finally getting

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away from my father and step and I have

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a slim gym in my pocket to the alpha of

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drore all I could think about was how

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badly I needed to

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pee what what what that that was such a

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crazy tone shift was that supposed to be

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a joke like we got that same scene in

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like both the trailers we watched and

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now we're actually revealed to what what

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she was leading up to with that dialogue

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that was a little crazy that's like when

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someone starts explaining like Finance

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to me like all I could think about I

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really have toing pee right now ooh and

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speaking of Finance talk oh I I just

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can't stop thinking about rocket money

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money the personal finance app that

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helps you cancel subscriptions set

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budgets and see all of your spending in

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an intuitive place if you see a

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subscription you want to cancel rocket

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money can cancel it for you in the app

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so you don't even have to worry about

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waiting through terrible customer

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service menus to cancel something on the

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phone it's also been really helpful in

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monitoring my water electric internet

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bills and other bills you have because

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it'll tell you if the bill has been

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lower or higher than last month and you

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can see the history of your utility

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bills in one place which saves a lot of

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time and way easier to look at to save

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started for free thank you so much to

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Rocket money for sponsoring this video

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and being an alpha uh because we're

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going to get back to the alpha and his

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innocent bride

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[Music]

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please come

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in I would love to start greeting guests

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like that like you but you open the door

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and somebody walks out with a corpse

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over their shoulders and then you go

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please come in like nothing just

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happened so the girl goes into the house

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by herself and we never see her parents

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again which is such a shame because I

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feel like the actress for the Stepmom

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does such a good job in this role like

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she is acting her ass off okay she's

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doing a good job so the first episode

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finally ends and the app finally prompts

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us to pay to keep watching oh and we

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already have to spend money we already

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have to spend money all right thank God

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the cheapest one is

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$10 and guys I've never seen an app want

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my money less than this one Chad tried

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multiple times to purchase coins and it

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would tell her it went through and then

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the purchase would fail in the app so

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hopefully she doesn't get charged

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multiple times for that it was

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successful

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it said it was successful two times and

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then in the app it says fail plus

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throughout all this the show kept

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playing in the background so I could

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hear the next episode but not see it

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which made the purchasing process even

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more stressful I just

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thought you can use the app for free by

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checking in every day to get free

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vouchers and you can get free vouchers

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by watching ads but you can only watch

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five ads a day okay they also limit it

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so you can only watch five ads a day

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which means that even if you opt to

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watch ads instead of paying for it you

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still can't watch like there's still a

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limit on how much you can actually watch

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especially because each episode costs

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upward of 66 coins or 66 vouchers I

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ended up having to log in with my Tik

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Tok account purchasing the $20 pack

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giving my Tik Tok login to Chad Chad so

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now we share a Tik Tok account but by

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the time we were done with that

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unfortunately she was gone I was going

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to say I could buy it on mine and then

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have you

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[Music]

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log okay

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un balance 2000 it didn't even ask okay

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I'm sure he's just up in his office

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please wait here while I fetch him what

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what do we think he does in his office I

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bet it's something important probably

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playing fetch

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[Music]

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actually ew what was that a Le were we

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looking at him from the toilet were we

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POV you're a toilet and he's pissing

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inside of your mouth like what was that

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angle what are you doing is this

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occupied I'm sorry that the door was

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unlocked the door was closed you didn't

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even

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knock can you please hurry I really need

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to

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go is this supposed to be like sexy

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there's a lot of piss sounds and I'm not

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comfortable it's like right off the bat

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like we're not even easing into it

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there's just piss out the gate episode

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one ended with piss just piss just a

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whole lot of piss how badly I needed to

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pee Ethan the girl's here what girl the

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breeder you're meeting with Alpha

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Harland about buying his daughter

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remember I'm so sorry Alpha Ethan I'll

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go girl no screw him I'll take

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her what I'll take her as my

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breeder I have a piss King this is the

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man my father would sell me to Alpha

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Ethan I like the way you

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apologize e

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Isis could I have my flute back it's a

13:53

flute it's not it's not beef jerky or a

13:56

knife it's aute she's actually the pi

13:58

Piper she is I like the the nice touch

14:01

that they started playing flute music in

14:03

the background too that's her she's so

14:06

good she doesn't even have to hold a

14:07

flute to play

14:08

it I wish this was a musical she just

14:12

starts singing right now I do

14:14

too she broke it she broke it okay

14:20

[Music]

14:22

Ethan I want my freedom why should I

14:25

give you

14:27

that you want a healthy baby baby don't

14:32

you then you'll give me what I

14:35

want what don't worry this never comes

14:38

back much like her stepmother and father

14:40

who is also an alpha for some reason

14:43

you're meeting with Alpha Harland about

14:44

buying his daughter remember because

14:46

this never matters welcome to the Luna

14:55

Suite I like she's still holding the

14:59

the recorder pie it was Ethan's mother's

15:02

you should have seen it

15:04

then full of laughter and

15:08

love only this room only the rest of the

15:11

house room disaster this room used to be

15:14

full of laugh and love the rest of the

15:16

house was awful let me tell you it was

15:19

really bad slime oozing out of the walls

15:21

it was bad a lot of pissing too you

15:24

should have seen it so much piss and

15:26

that part hasn't changed but there used

15:27

to be way more piss around here but that

15:30

was a long time

15:34

ago she's like can you shut the [ __ ] up

15:37

and get out of my room it didn't say a

15:39

single fing

15:41

word why is she happy why is she

15:44

giggling bro what why is she spinning

15:47

and she's literally kicking her feet and

15:49

giggling mother what are these

15:51

characters we're going to be

15:54

free

15:55

what girl you're a prisoner no send her

15:59

back when I was little my mother used to

16:01

play this song for

16:03

[Music]

16:04

me she's pretending to play the she's

16:07

pretending to play the recorder without

16:09

having a

16:11

recorder that's a harmonica that's yeah

16:14

first of all that's the wrong

16:17

[Music]

16:24

instrument watch his legs wo wo

16:29

why is he what a plate broke

16:34

dude you play beautifully but he's wait

16:39

what wait what she she's not they're

16:41

saying that they can hear her ey it's

16:45

saing again that's two more dead okay

16:48

the person that they're carrying away

16:49

was

16:51

talking he's a he's alive there two more

16:54

dead so saurin the evil twin brother has

16:56

been killing off henchmen again and at

16:58

this point we get the message that the

17:00

king wants Alpha Ethan to produce an

17:02

heir to the throne as soon as possible

17:04

no Alpha Ethan is not the King's son but

17:07

he does want him to date his daughter

17:09

meline while also using the breeder

17:13

Rosalie but just forget about that for

17:15

now because we get to this awful scene

17:17

that we saw in the

17:20

trailer on the bed

17:23

now what

17:26

now it can't be worse than the came from

17:29

my

17:29

[Music]

17:31

stepmother all I need to do is

17:34

Knuck

17:36

e ew holy [ __ ] that was the entire

17:39

episode that was like 20 seconds yeah

17:42

there's 46 episodes in this one but each

17:45

episode is criminally short there are

17:47

entire episodes where one single mundane

17:50

thing happens the whole time like this

17:52

one where Ethan is playing chess by

17:54

himself the entire episode one single

17:57

scene will last for three episodes in

18:00

this one they drag this [ __ ] out more

18:02

than one piece so you would think

18:04

something's about to happen here but it

18:06

doesn't and he just inexplicably leaves

18:08

what's the matter you rip your dick

18:11

off that line came out of nowhere why

18:15

would he say that why would he guess

18:17

that why is that the first thing out of

18:18

his mouth she's a virgin how did he know

18:21

that how did he figure that out he can

18:23

smell it you can just smell if someone's

18:25

a virgin kind of like at a gaming

18:27

convention oh an alpha werewolf right

18:30

aren are they supposed to be werewolves

18:33

I think they are does it matter I mean

18:37

no but someone should have should have

18:40

said something it's it's kind of it's

18:42

important information you know what else

18:44

is

18:45

important

18:46

consent I thought you were going to do a

18:49

sponsor

18:51

segue excuse

18:54

me what this entire interaction makes no

18:58

sense because saw her scars leaves

19:00

without saying anything and then somehow

19:02

concludes she's a virgin from that but I

19:05

don't even know why I try explaining

19:06

anything because this never matters and

19:09

doesn't come back as a plot Point not

19:10

the scars not the other points either

19:13

none of it it doesn't matter why do I

19:15

even try this is somehow more

19:17

nonsensical than MGK's movie anyway she

19:20

gets her flute meat stick

19:27

back he can't

19:29

all of these used matches where he's

19:31

failed to light one [ __ ] candle she's

19:34

going to do it first

19:36

try

19:39

yep here you go you [ __ ]

19:45

[ __ ]

19:47

she she just she just made him blow it

19:50

out I think she is the alpha in this

19:52

situation I think she's kind of doming

19:55

him right now a little bit there's

19:56

something sweet about him he's just so

20:00

stupid he's just so dumb not not a

20:02

thought behind those eyes my golden

20:04

retriever

20:06

Alpha the slow-mo

20:09

drop the way he keeps freaking out and

20:13

is acting makes me think that he's the

20:15

Virgin right like he doesn't seem like

20:18

an alpha he like stumbles a lot can't

20:20

light a match breaks a plate and does a

20:22

little

20:26

Shuffle how long has he had that the

20:29

same music again yeah it's deusi or

20:32

whatever Edward Collins says deusi he

20:36

says it's the

20:39

busy wait so what happened she took off

20:41

her clothes and then went to bed she got

20:44

into bed she I think he's supposed to

20:45

get in with her yeah but she like looked

20:47

like she was like zzz like she looked

20:49

zoned so we meet meline the King's

20:52

Daughter who is very special to Ethan

20:54

somehow oh this is meline

20:59

the King's Daughter she is very

21:03

important to me and we're meant to think

21:05

that she's not going to like Rosal

21:06

there's going to be a rivalry he got a

21:16

breeder what but this never materializes

21:20

and she's actually super nice and chill

21:21

even after being upset at this news one

21:24

time and then she kind of forgets about

21:25

it honestly she's so healthy for that

21:27

but what's great about this scene is

21:29

that it feels like they just forgot what

21:31

they were writing about halfway through

21:33

the scene because she initially thinks

21:36

that Ros is the maid so she's like oh

21:38

sorry I didn't know you weren't done

21:40

cleaning in here and then she lays down

21:42

on the bed with shoes on puts on a sleep

21:46

mask to take a nap and then not one

21:49

second later sits back up takes off the

21:52

mask and says who are you does she have

21:55

amnesia what's going on

22:00

what the [ __ ] I don't understand what's

22:03

happening anymore me

22:05

neither what why are we here now what

22:08

are they doing what are they doing

22:10

literally the next episode opens with

22:11

inexplicable manhandling the king shows

22:14

up with Ethan's sister and already knows

22:17

about the breeder so I guess no one just

22:19

told meline at this point we are so

22:21

[ __ ] lost this is Jacob from Twilight

22:24

wondering why the king wants Ethan to

22:27

produce an air with the reader while

22:29

while dating his daughter but then he

22:32

offers his daughter to produce an air I

22:34

want you to marry meline produce an air

22:36

with her instead but what about and then

22:39

threatens to take Rosalie away with him

22:42

when he leaves after the scene against

22:48

him the spitting image of Ethan's mother

22:52

Ethan's

22:53

mother ew why would you want to date

22:56

someone that looks exactly like your mom

22:59

why would you say that oh we're carrying

23:02

a precious Caro there aren't

23:06

we she she's pregnant yeah is she

23:09

pregnant yet or is the precious cargo

23:12

like the

23:15

ovaries I wish I could exit interactions

23:17

like that he just scrolled out can you

23:20

please add creaking sound effects to

23:24

this to him just getting rolled back

23:27

they keep alluding to saurin the evil

23:29

twin brother coming to attack and he

23:31

finally shows up he's here and they

23:33

introduce him with this really awesome

23:35

and flattering Freeze

23:37

Frame that's a great Freeze Frame guys

23:40

good job and remember how they're

23:41

supposed to be werewolves they never

23:43

transform or act like werewolves at all

23:46

the closest thing we get is sain's eye

23:48

turning a little red and him going I'm a

23:51

wolf okay buddy keep pretending okay so

23:54

remember that weird Precious Cargo

23:56

comment Rosalie takes a pregnancy test

23:58

to which her reaction makes us even more

24:01

confused to whether or not the results

24:03

are positive or negative because we the

24:05

audience cannot see the

24:07

results what dude when did they F Moon

24:10

Goddess what should I do now Moon

24:13

Goddess dude they didn't even T they

24:16

didn't even kiss didn't even kiss she

24:18

just took off her clothes and went to

24:20

sleep and their parents died when we

24:22

were young so who is the adult man I

24:24

guess it's like his um Alfred the breida

24:27

failed to produce off screen wait what

24:31

huh how long has it been she's pregnant

24:33

I wouldn't say she failed your highness

24:35

these oh okay so she was looking at the

24:39

pregnancy test cuz they didn't show us

24:41

the results of the pregnancy test so how

24:43

would we know true that's true but she

24:46

was looking at it and being like what am

24:47

I going to do now because she's not

24:49

getting pregnant and that's like that's

24:52

the price she's paying for her freedom

24:54

is that as long as she gives him an air

24:56

she has her Freedom so okay so we were

24:59

right they didn't do anything they went

25:00

to bed but then why did she get a

25:02

pregnancy test and the King just said

25:04

that she failed to produce an air and

25:07

then in the same scene told her she was

25:09

pregnant true I don't know they didn't

25:11

do anything I want you to marry meline

25:13

produce an air with her instead but what

25:16

about she cost us a

25:19

fortune why but why did they have to

25:21

spend a lot of money on the breeder if

25:23

he's literally offering for them to have

25:26

and they're already dating great

25:29

news send her up to my room tonight

25:34

e e stop

25:37

kidding just kidding my boy you should

25:39

have seen a look on your face I'll take

25:42

it with me when I

25:45

leave what the [ __ ] nothing makes sense

25:48

so Ethan heads up to Rosalie's room to

25:50

court her again in the most confusing

25:52

way possible you like to have a drink

25:53

with me

25:55

oooo why is he sitting like that why are

25:57

they sitting like that why what is doing

26:01

I think chat gbt forgot that they had

26:03

already shared a bed together in a

26:05

previous scene I might kiss

26:08

you you may be F at it wait so have they

26:12

or not have they done the bonking or

26:17

no was that

26:18

bad okay oh my God who is the Virgin

26:22

here he L I think that was his first

26:24

kiss it was what if I don't do it was

26:27

that bad

26:28

did I do it wrong did I do it wrong did

26:30

you like that I can't believe he was

26:32

complaining about her being a virgin

26:34

he's like we can't both be virgins one

26:36

of us has to know what's going on in

26:38

order to try to save her Ethan is

26:40

allowing Rosalie to run away to have her

26:43

freedom but of course she she doesn't

26:44

leave why would she want to run away you

26:47

know why why wouldn't she want to stay

26:52

leave she has Stockholm Syndrome

26:56

[Music]

26:59

I'm pregnant what what oh my God Kim

27:03

James mentioned something about special

27:06

car they haven't they have they

27:10

what why do you want me to marry Ethan

27:13

if he already has a breeder thank you

27:15

don't be silly of course you'll be the

27:17

mother of that child not the breeder

27:20

what it's a shame you're not Ethan's

27:21

mate otherwise it had Sav me a lot of

27:23

trouble oh wait okay please explain wait

27:28

in all of these stories you have like

27:30

faded Alpha forbidden faded mate it's

27:33

because the werewolves they made based

27:36

on the bonds that they have right and

27:39

you they just see the person and it

27:40

clicks and that's your mate forever like

27:43

that's the bond you have so they're not

27:45

mates which means that they can't

27:47

reproduce so but they can get married as

27:50

like a political thing but to have

27:52

Offspring he needs to have a breeder

27:54

because but then but wait but should the

27:57

breed be the mate right the breeder

27:59

would have to be his mate we were so

28:01

close I thought I had something that

28:03

made sense and then it just derailed

28:05

never mind he's playing chess by himself

28:08

more floral print so saurin is back he's

28:10

here he's walked in and reveals that he

28:12

thinks the king actually killed their

28:14

parents so he came back for Revenge to

28:17

kill the king and also killing him will

28:20

make things

28:23

right okay let him then so it's revealed

28:26

that meline actually loves saurin so her

28:28

and Ethan are chill now like they have

28:30

been you love

28:32

s and you love rosaly and we cut to

28:36

everyone sitting around shooting arrows

28:38

at each other blindfolded for fun well

28:40

you don't do that at your family

28:42

gatherings when Ethan asks King how his

28:44

parents died it's literally not

28:46

interesting or important or matters but

28:48

we find out that the king actually did

28:49

kill their parents because Ethan went to

28:51

the accident site and found the king's

28:54

arrows there so I went there

28:56

myself when did he when did he travel

29:00

when did he do that every single

29:01

important event we've been left to

29:04

interpret is off screen of the same sort

29:07

you still use today which is hilarious

29:09

when you find out that there are

29:11

modern-day cars on the road so you then

29:13

realize this entire story is taking

29:16

place in modern day so I don't know

29:19

where this guy thinks he's the king of

29:21

but clearly it's convincing enough for

29:22

these people but then there's yet

29:24

another twist that has never L up to nor

29:26

explained like meline entire character

29:29

or saurin not actually being evil why

29:31

Ethan is the only British character or

29:34

Ethan's sister existing in this story at

29:36

all or who this man even is and that

29:39

twist is that Ethan was soaring this

29:43

entire family

29:45

gathering

29:50

[Music]

29:52

oh that's hilarious saurin

29:58

again round two we have time for this

30:00

but then we find out that this is

30:02

actually a coordinated plan between the

30:09

brothers where is he take he's taking

30:11

her like a mile

30:15

backwards oh they're working together

30:18

then why did he tie him up he just he

30:21

didn't need to have him tied up the

30:22

whole time but he did yeah

30:25

what oh wait it shot both of them it did

30:31

how wait this is modern times I guess

30:35

yeah when when they they hopped on the

30:37

motorcycle there's like Tesla 3's on the

30:39

road but this whole time they've been

30:41

like bows and arrows and flutes yeah

30:45

right they could have just like used a

30:47

gun I guess it was really easy to like

30:49

tie those arrows back to the king cuz no

30:50

one else uses arrows okay for the sake

30:52

of time and the fact that none of this

30:54

makes any sense anyway so it's not going

30:55

to matter and the fact that we can only

30:57

say what what don't understand what's

31:00

happening anymore huh wait what what the

31:03

[ __ ] nothing makes sense so many times

31:06

the king sends Uncle man to get saurin

31:08

and Rosalie back or else he's going to

31:09

kill Ethan but it doesn't matter anyway

31:11

cuz they left Ethan in a room by himself

31:13

and meline just un ties him saurin and

31:14

Rosalie end up at this drunk Asian man's

31:16

place where he just spits on their

31:18

wounds and calls it a day why does have

31:20

a three on the door is this like a green

31:22

room it's a studio okay where are we we

31:25

are in the back rooms where the

31:28

dude is this portal

31:40

why what that's ins he got shot in the

31:43

heart he got pierced alol in the she's

31:48

on an inflatable pool

31:51

floaty she's passed out on a pool floaty

31:54

this is the craziest thing I've ever

31:57

seen so they're okay they're cured now

31:59

why did they wrap her head yeah she did

32:02

not get hit in the head I don't know why

32:03

they wrapped she got shot in the back

32:05

she got shot through the shoulder blade

32:08

they're really good at making us root

32:10

for the villains in these stories yeah

32:13

cuz he's really like helping her out

32:15

here saurin takes Rosalie to this place

32:17

in the middle of the woods with zero

32:18

problems after being told how dangerous

32:20

the journey is I don't know everywhere I

32:24

could not believe he would make it this

32:26

far and also telling her this motivating

32:28

story to keep Spirits High tell you a

32:31

story when we were kids Ethan had a hard

32:34

time getting potty trained she's not

32:35

listening to you bro and yet this is the

32:38

most this is more conversation than she

32:40

and Ethan have ever had his

32:43

pants so we went out to the woods

32:46

dropped his pants buried the

32:49

underwear couldn't tell you where to

32:51

find

32:52

him is that the whole story for the last

32:56

six eposides Rosalie falls down the

32:58

stairs and gets back in bed and that's

33:00

that's it and literally has Amnesia do

33:03

you remember anything

33:04

[Music]

33:07

else I have to get to

33:09

work to work since when does she have a

33:14

job what we've never established that

33:16

she works do you remember anything else

33:19

uh I got to go uh I just remembered I

33:22

have a 9 to5 I have a shift at Staples

33:24

I'm sorry I really got to go got a clock

33:27

in I'm out of PTO I just remembered I

33:29

got to go there what the am I doing here

33:33

I Ethan are you

33:38

Ethan I'm going to start using that

33:40

sound effect cuz I do it all the time

33:42

and it just cuts off perfectly at the

33:44

end no I'm

33:46

[Music]

33:49

not who are

33:55

you nobody

33:58

why would you say

34:01

that she has Amnesia she's confused you

34:04

need to help her you're not helping her

34:07

by being mysterious he's like who are

34:10

any of us really when you think about it

34:13

yeah do any of us have names even what

34:16

even is waking up what is an Ethan I

34:19

don't know why is Ethan who's to say the

34:22

king is still alive and and terrorizing

34:25

people so wa so who's home right now

34:28

because Talon Ethan and saurin are here

34:30

no one else lives in that house is the

34:32

king just like chilling there oh mine's

34:35

there and the sister I guess yeah but no

34:37

one who actually owns the house that

34:39

they're in is there they're just hanging

34:41

out and they they didn't think to

34:43

question like where'd everybody go he's

34:44

just sitting in a big empty room it's

34:46

like guys

34:51

hello

34:53

hi hi hi I'm sorry

34:58

I don't remember

35:01

anything you

35:04

what I just spit all over the place you

35:07

what you what you bloody

35:11

what are you joking are you bloody

35:14

joking don't

35:17

apologize we can start over

35:20

again this time I won't buy you

35:27

okay I had a feeling I was like there's

35:29

no way you're going to be playing that

35:31

well go

35:35

on so did they did they realize at some

35:41

point they were like hey it's really

35:43

messed up the way that they met and fell

35:45

in love to the point that we need to

35:47

make her forget about all of it and make

35:49

them start over Make Them Fall in Love

35:52

again cuz this is [ __ ] they

35:59

it's not [ __ ]

36:01

funny like is he going back came from

36:04

the back no like when I was a kid it was

36:07

they've got to like kill the king in the

36:08

last one right maybe he just dies off

36:13

screen based on the

36:17

novel

36:19

wait that was it but it says 46 it says

36:24

46 episodes and that says episode 45

36:28

we've been watching this for 2 hours we

36:31

have and that's the end we don't even

36:34

have like a resolution to critique we

36:36

don't have anything to critique because

36:38

we don't understand anything that

36:40

happened and nothing happened we don't

36:42

even know if she's pregnant and is like

36:45

going to have a

36:46

[Music]

36:48

kid after that very satisfying ending

36:51

let's see just how many coins this app

36:53

stole from me and by stole I mean I

36:55

voluntarily gave them my money and then

36:57

was surprised when they took it I have

37:00

222 coins left how many did you buy and

37:02

I bought 2,000 I bought 2,000 coins with

37:05

400 bonus coins for $20 after 45 EPO

37:09

sides each 20 to 30 second eposide cost

37:12

around 53 coins that's under $20 sure

37:16

but that's for one story the average

37:18

amount of episodes ranges from like 50

37:21

to 96 eposides $20 can get you a

37:25

subscription to Netflix without the a we

37:27

could gather that a lot of these stories

37:29

centered around the keyword Alpha

37:31

reminding me of the sergeon vampire

37:34

content after 2010 but a concerning

37:36

amount of the story lines revolve around

37:38

pregnancy I don't know what that's about

37:40

if you wanted to watch a movie about

37:42

someone with Stockholm syndrome Disney

37:44

plus is cheaper and you can just watch

37:46

Beauty and the Beast it's like these

37:48

Studios saw Twilight and said let's do

37:50

that but on 1 128th of the budget

37:54

obviously the actors here aren't at

37:55

fault they just had a wild script to get

37:58

through they put their whole ass into

38:00

acting the sh out of these lines that

38:01

they probably knew weren't going to make

38:03

any sense you might be wondering who are

38:05

these even for I'm assuming the

38:07

demographic for these shows are young

38:08

girls based on the themes of hot fantasy

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men babies and royalty young girls or

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middle-aged women I'm not quite sure

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anyway thank you for joining us on this

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very scientific Deep dive into this one

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show to kind of peripherally examine

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what's going on with these short story

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apps because not only are their contents

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weird nonsensical and at worst

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concerning they're just swindling you

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out of your money okay go watch Twilight

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instead thank you to Chad Chad for for

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doing this with me check out her channel

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it's really good and funny she is great

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and uh go check out my collab song okay

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bye foret slow down the road

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going taking all the

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sight I hope everyone learned something

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from this feel like like that's the

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takeaway the takeaway is that and I hope

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you don't forget it yeah tune in next

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time

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for a twinge of cringe a twinge of coll

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it's a collabor collaborative twinge

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you're right collaborative twinge a

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twinge of collaborative a twin of

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collaborative cringe a twinge of Cl

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so a twinge of clinge

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it's a a twinge of clinge enjoy a twinge

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of

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clinge bye

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