Skyrim Exploiter VS Skyrim Hunters
Summary
TLDRIn a thrilling race against time, four Skyrim YouTubers compete to defeat the most NPCs in one hour using the Skyrim Together mod. The contenders strategize with various plans, from magic to stealth archery, while navigating the challenging multiplayer netcode. As the competition unfolds, they must adapt to unexpected obstacles and the pressure of the ticking clock, all while attempting to outscore each other in this epic gaming showdown.
Takeaways
- ð A group of YouTubers compete in a challenge to defeat as many NPCs as possible in Skyrim within one hour using the multiplayer mod 'Skyrim Together'.
- ð® The challenge includes various strategies such as stealth archery, magic, and melee combat, with the use of Skyrim's mechanics and exploits allowed.
- ð¥ The participants aim to score points by defeating NPCs, with each defeat counting as one point, but dying once means no further scoring is possible.
- ðââïž One player, identified as 'the spiffing Brit', uses a high elf character for speed and plans to use a stealth archery build for the competition.
- ðïž Players can use in-game features like fast travel and carriages to navigate the world of Skyrim more efficiently during the challenge.
- ð° One strategy involves accumulating gold quickly to purchase powerful spells and equipment, such as the devastating 'Elemental Flare' destruction spell.
- ð€£ The competition becomes chaotic as players not only try to score points but also sabotage each other's progress.
- ð° The script describes various locations in Skyrim where the action takes place, including forts, caves, and towns.
- ð¯ The players keep track of each other's locations and scores, using the game's interface and their knowledge of Skyrim's world.
- ð€ There are humorous moments, including one player getting stuck in an animation or players lamenting the lack of stamina or fast travel options.
- ð The video ends with the 'spiffing Brit' winning the challenge, and he encourages viewers to subscribe for more content and thanks his supporters.
Q & A
What is the main objective of the video?
-The main objective of the video is to showcase a race among four Skyrim YouTubers to defeat as many people as possible in one hour using the Skyrim Together mod.
What is the net code of the Skyrim Together mod supposed to improve with each like on the video?
-For each like on the video, the net code of the Skyrim Together mod is supposed to improve by one nanoom.
What are the participants allowed to use in the race?
-The participants are allowed to use any feature of Skyrim, including glitches and exploits, to defeat people and score points.
What happens if a participant dies during the race?
-If a participant dies, they can no longer score points but can still run interference for the other players.
What is Doug's strategy for the race?
-Doug's strategy involves stuffing himself with as much intro loot as possible for a quick jump start to the economy and then focusing on getting a few kills to gain momentum.
What is the significance of the High Elf character choice for the race?
-The High Elf was chosen for the race because they are the fastest runners in Skyrim, which could potentially give an advantage in a speedrun strategy.
What is the plan for the character who is trying to become overpowered?
-The plan is to gather as much gold as possible using an exploit where a merchant's inventory is stored in a chest in the floor, and then use that gold to level up skills and purchase powerful items.
What is the strategy of the participant who wants to prove the stealth Archer build is the best?
-The strategy is to level up archery and then trade with a companion to get the money back, allowing for continuous leveling up of archery and becoming powerful in the game.
What is the final score of the participant who managed to win the race?
-The participant who managed to win the race had a final score of 147 points.
What is the name of the exploit that allows players to access a merchant's inventory through the floor?
-The exploit is not specifically named in the script, but it is described as a game design decision by Bethesda where a merchant's inventory is stored in a chest in the floor, allowing players to reach through and access the items.
Outlines
ð Intense Skyrim Multiplayer Challenge
The video begins with an introduction to a unique challenge where four YouTubers compete in a race to defeat as many characters as possible in Skyrim within an hour. The rules are simple: any feature of the game can be used, including glitches and exploits, and each defeated character counts as one point. The challenge takes place in the multiplayer mod for Skyrim, and the video's net code is humorously linked to the number of likes the video receives. The competitors are Doug, Jabo, Ju, and the narrator, each with a different strategy and playstyle.
ð® Chaotic Gameplay and Strategic Moves
The competitors discuss their strategies, which range from collecting loot to stealth kills and exploiting game mechanics. The narrator shares his plan to gather as much gold as possible to gain power, while also discussing the game's mechanics, such as the storage of a merchant's inventory. The paragraph also includes humorous interactions between the players and their in-game characters, as well as the narrator's cunning plan to exploit a known game glitch for an advantage.
ð€£ Hilarious Mishaps and Unexpected Twists
The paragraph is filled with humorous moments, including the narrator's failed attempts to access a location due to game restrictions and his scramble to find alternative strategies when his initial plan doesn't work out. There are also comical interactions with non-playable characters (NPCs) and a focus on the competitive aspect of the challenge, with the players trying to outsmart each other and maximize their scores.
ð¹ The Stealth Archer's Dilemma and the Hunt for Power
The narrator discusses his character's build as a stealth archer and his quest for a powerful bow. He also shares his plan to exploit a game mechanic to gain gold and level up his archery skills. The paragraph includes a mix of gameplay, strategy, and the narrator's commentary on his in-game actions, as well as his reactions to the other players' strategies and the unfolding competition.
ð€¯ High Stakes and Desperate Measures
As the challenge progresses, the players become more desperate, resorting to extreme tactics to gain an edge. The narrator details his plan to team up with another player to take down enemies, while also discussing the game's mechanics and his in-game actions. The paragraph is filled with intense gameplay moments, strategic planning, and the narrator's attempts to outmaneuver his opponents.
ðââïž The Race to the Finish Line
The video concludes with a frantic race to the end of the challenge. The players are spread across the game world, each pursuing their own strategies to maximize their scores. The narrator reflects on his performance and the overall competition, acknowledging the close scores and the fun had by all. The video ends with a call to action for viewers to subscribe for more content and a thank you to the supporters.
Mindmap
Keywords
ð¡Skyrim
ð¡YouTubers
ð¡Challenge
ð¡Net Code
ð¡Multiplayer
ð¡Exploit
ð¡Stealth Archer
ð¡Carriage
ð¡Gold
ð¡Elemental Flare
ð¡High Elf
Highlights
Four YouTubers compete in a unique challenge using the Skyrim Together mod, aiming to defeat as many NPCs as possible within an hour.
The challenge involves a multiplayer aspect in the notoriously buggy netcode of Skyrim, with the host joking that each like improves the netcode by one nanoom.
Participants can use any features of Skyrim, including glitches and exploits, to achieve their goal.
The competitors have different strategies, ranging from magic to stealth archery, and even a plan to disrupt the others by killing carriage drivers.
One player, utilizing the speed of a High Elf character, aims to reach Whiterun first to start the killings early.
Another player focuses on accumulating gold and powerful items from exploits for a strong economy and combat advantage.
The competitors must be careful as dying once means they can no longer score points but can still interfere with others.
One participant's strategy involves stealing a horse for faster travel and trying to pickpocket and disarm opponents.
The challenge becomes intense as the competitors scramble to find targets, with some resorting to killing essential NPCs like carriage drivers.
The host expresses frustration at losing the lead after a strong start, highlighting the unpredictable nature of the challenge.
The competitors use the Skyrim law system to triangulate each other's locations and plan their moves.
The host manages to win the challenge by a close margin, despite the fierce competition and constant pressure from the other players.
The video concludes with the host thanking the participants and promoting their channels, emphasizing the collaborative and community-driven aspect of the challenge.
The host also thanks the YouTube members and patrons for their support, showing appreciation for the community's role in enabling such content creation.
The transcript showcases the excitement, humor, and unpredictability of a multiplayer Skyrim challenge, offering a unique blend of gaming and entertainment.
Transcripts
for today's video four of the greatest
Skyrim YouTubers are going to race to
see who can defeat the most people in
just one hour from blacksmiths to Mages
they all count as one point if you die
just once you can no longer score but
you can still run interference for the
other players that's right we'll be
competing in the janky multiplayer net
code of the Skyrim together mod Legend
has it that for each like on the video
the net code is improved by one nanoom
our four cont intins consist of Doug
Doug it's Jabo ju and of course me the
spiffing Brit the rules and scoring are
very simple you can use any feature of
Skyrim including glitches and exploits
to defeat as many people as possible and
whoever has the highest score at the end
wins each of us has a different plan
going into this some will use magic
others swords we might even see a
legendary stealth Archer this will be
the culmination of years of Skyrim
experience so who who do you think will
win that's exactly what the comment
section is for so you best use it and
without further Ado let's
begin do you guys think that this this
call the four of us are the people most
negatively impacted by the fact that
Starfield kind of
sucks like in theory if it was amazing
all four of us get like five more years
of content you know we we would all be
like multiple millionaires at this point
um I guess you kind of just have to
trust that in 5 years time everyone will
be making most underrated Elder Scrolls
game oh wait it's not Elder Scrolls most
underrated Bethesda game now he's good
with mods Skyrim in space question mark
how do you guys still have stamina I'm
like all burnt out elves just got legs
or yeah this is why you do high elf this
is a speedrun strat they're the fastest
long legs high elf male all right where
his dog so are we sending it we're going
yeah yeah well yeah we're going this is
it look at that there's two wolves there
anybody want to fight those wolves on
the right you got less so you go get
them destruction XP let's go all he's
distracted run I got stuck in an
animation I don't want to see the slowmo
death I want be
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running no I'm seeing juv as being dead
is that correct no ju is alive ju are
you dead I am very much alive I'm I
don't even know if this is a good
strategy or not but we'll see my name is
great because I'm in a I'm in a dungeon
yeah out you're in a dungeon okay
interesting you go into Ard mind
instantly I knew he would of course he
would there was always going to be one
guy had to go ersad you never go ersad
first my plan at the start involve
stuffing myself with as much intro loot
as possible for a quick jump start to
the economy but other than that I think
I just need to get on the board with a
few kills get some momentum put pressure
on my competition melee Focus keep it
oldfashioned vanilla we can add
sprinkles later I've probably gone
through this dungeon a 100 times
probably more than the actual intro of
the game because of alternate St I would
AG I I would actually agree I I have too
actually every time I do like a
difficult uh challenge for this game I
always go in that c right the start see
I have a bit of a chaotic strategy going
on oh no and we're going to see if it
works once I get to White Run if you
just immediately start trying to kill
people in the streets of White Run
that's going to be
concerning no look that's step two I
hope when I go through it it's just
Carnage that you guys leave
behind probably not cuz I don't want to
risk it soly going to be it's just going
to be like Jabo making out with his broe
out jealous man you're just jealous fine
I found my first
Bandits oh my God I'm wondering if I can
stealth kill people in their homes or
not um I mean that is a crime uh so
remember you've got to be careful cuz
you only have one life I know that's why
I'm I'm wondering if it's worth the risk
or not of
criming don't crime too hard that's all
I can say right I've got my first uh
first three kills they're okay I I
really want an achievement for being the
first one of ble Falls
Barrow okay so you're going to ble Falls
jabos Romancing F doall and Jew was in
the M the marriage
Quest have you got your ambulet of Mara
on you okay I I risked it and it
worked you wait so this this video is
about who can marry the most people in
an hour right that's what I'm doing yeah
you've got your Skyrim Tinder app open I
know where I'm going all right just
icing out some more Bandits which is
actually the opposite cuz I'm flaming
them uh there we go all right hiring The
Carriage I'm going to rifton ooh you're
going to rifton I just left Riverwood
sneak it a thev skill quest line whil
you here well see here's the thing what
I figure is you guys probably want to
use the carriage to get around the map
one would imagine that yeah I don't
think moving it somewhere El works like
that though does it if I go back to the
farm yeah after unlocking Rift in and
I'm the only one who's used a carriage
and now I kill the carriage driver you
would not you would not do that see the
funny thing is now you guys won't have a
way to explore any of the other cities
that's an act of domestic terrorism
isn't that interesting oh my magic's low
love it okay and oh guys I'm sorry boram
is dead no you did not you did as long
as he's dead I'm going to warp up a
rifton and be the only one with staple
access you [Â __Â ] you
absolute my God no incredibly Savvy play
that's awesome I respect it I I actually
can't believe
you oh I have the whole map to explore
now this is fantastic hunting Brew meery
that's up next now I don't think I can
win this really but I do think I can
make everybody else lose I picked
highelf because I did do Skyrim speedr
running for a little bit and High Elves
are actually the fastest Runners and my
whole plan is just to run to White run
before everybody else God damn it man
I'm going to lose to Doug
duug nobody expects the Doug Doug
Inquisition
jeez okay you've actually impressed me
Doug Doug i' never thought this day
would come um that I would be impressed
by an American I
genuinely earlier today I was like okay
I think the other two maybe they cause
some problems but Doug no chance I mean
he he couldn't find his way around the
map there's no way I am only I will be
the only one finding my way around the
map oh and now I can check the party to
see your guys's location if you get
anywhere near another city I just warp
there real quick with my Carriage access
kill the carriage driver in bail don't
you
dare oh my God I'm hoping I'm hoping
that for some magical reason in my
instance the character driver is still
alive even though I know it's not going
to be the case I'm still nowhere near
where I need to be who's doing the
Golden Claw uh I went into uh ble fo's
Barrow killed the bandits and left cuz
there's there's no humans like after the
first few rooms yeah oh that's true
actually um it's oh you've got Carriage
access hey dog dog I've got some bad
news he's alive he's alive and I'm going
to marov baby oh God yeah you know what
I respect it for trying I I really
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do now one of the most important factors
for my strategy going into this
challenge requires me to get as much
gold as possible in as short a time as
my quick Elven legs will allow because
as we all know just like in real life
money can buy you power but how are we
going to get this gold I hear you are
ask through quests no through dragons no
of course it's from one of our most
beloved exploits thanks to the
incredible game design of Bethesda they
decided the best way to store a
Merchant's inventory was to hide it in a
chest in the floor this means I can
simply reach my noodly arms through the
floor into the chest and get a bunch of
early Loot and money after hitting up a
few more of the trader stashes around
the map I'll be set for part two of my
master plan which I'll reveal in due
course
is the court major Markarth essential
probably he's got a quest he is yeah I
should have gone to kill him most of the
Court majors are essential and here's
the thing uh you don't even need to get
the spell from a mage uh ju because
there is a location the Lesser known
Mark half Trader chest yoink oh no no
one ever goes for it he's really been
doing
practice no one ever goes for this one
car driver is indeed alive I can't oh
wait I can't I'm in a very scary area
right now there's like a couple of
giants around
me me and me and fendel are kissing it's
crazy can you stop kissing your homie
please focus on the game so I devised a
very devious plan I was going to recruit
fandel or fandel fondel I was going to
recruit fondel to be one of my
companions so I could have him follow me
around with his Archer build too so we
could be two pretty cool archers
together but the most important part of
this build was I could level up archery
and then trade with fondel to get my
money back which meant that I could keep
leveling up archery over and over again
pretty overpowered obviously okay oh ju
has reached level two okay first
gamer ready congrats thank you thank you
sorry I'm I'm trying to be locked in
right now cuz I know spiff is going to
just start wasting people soon what do
you mean there no no proof of that oh
hello who's this Carl oh a man ran at me
and I was like this has got to be a
player cuz he's running erratically nope
it's just an NPC oh my God I didn't
realize it's 10:52 p.m. the stores are
not open they're not oh no got to wait
until tomorrow sorry welcome to stardew
Valley
[Â __Â ] oh no that
just I'm feeling the pressure now
nighttime means no vendors I have no
economy play I'm scrambling just to
think where everyone else might be it's
like a spreadsheet in the back of my
mind trying to think of the fastest
routes to kills an XP H you know who I'm
going to kill just so no one else
can the only legal
murder no you
wouldn't are you going to
kill
no the
orphanage he's going he's going to the
orphanage that was dude come
on rest in PE the oh my God you killed
gr the kind she's so kind though dude
she's so friendly I actually I was going
to band out
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oops okay falder's tooth giv me a lot of
Bandits I need to find my way into
Golden Glow State oh crap I can I can
talk to the merchant here but even after
hours she's not she's not willing to
trade after
hours so I wanted to prove that the
stealth Archer build is obviously the
best in Skyrim but I also knew in order
to realistically have a chance of
winning I couldn't just go find a
standard hunting bow from some random
shop you know I had to actually go out
of my way to get something really
overpowered and for people who don't
know the bound bow is technically one of
the best bows you can get in the game
and you can get it right at the start
which is pretty
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cool oh
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oh I'm dead you're dead yeah how did you
die a getting my uh
no Jabo I can even see you died there's
a skull in the party
Vue oh Jabo is the first play dead you
lasted just 10 minutes I was going to I
was trying to get a bound uh b spell
well uh you must now go and fight the
other players I guess that is your one
one mission in life I think you have to
go fight spiffing Brit take out yeah I
don't know about that he sounds like
he's on a fast track to win in this
thing no I got five people killed by the
way so that's my final score that's your
final score is five yeah I mean if
someone doesn't get five kills that
that's a winning score I think all three
of you have got over five kills at this
point I mean Doug dog has killed at
least 12 Carriage drivers at this point
just innocent innocent working men
living their lives I have no idea how to
get out of the dungeon I'm
in are you life there's no Escape I'm at
falder's
tooth uh wait got to get my line ight on
this where the heck are you fry spent
like $200 on carriages she am I in the
wrong spot uh-oh uh-oh Bandit
Outlaw Bandit Outlaw o Superior Bandit
two Bandit Outlaws well that's tough
this is oh okay okay jump did not work
don't die wait it doesn't pause when you
no no no I could I try if I could have
paused I would have been alive
so welcome to real
Skyrim yeah this is way more intense oh
they also don't need doors apparently
who who no no no I know my health is low
yeah that's what also killed me too yeah
that just that's not helpful very low
Health low Health normally does kill you
you're
right what are the ramifications of
going to jail
um I don't think there is any oh my God
come
on I forgot I haven't been wearing
clothes this whole time probably should
have done that yeah clothes are useful
uh I won't lie well I'm not quite the
expert at Skyrim that you are so wasn't
sure well you guys can wear armor in
this game that's crazy I took off all my
clothes so I could get to White Run the
fastest kill the carriage driver uh-oh
uh-oh they did not accept my surrender I
might be in big trouble am I just going
to win by they don't accept surrender
the guards didn't that time it like
glitched out they were about to that was
a huge part of my strategy thank you for
making the sacrifice and learning this
yeah yeah okay okay made it out alive
but barely Dawnstar really does not like
me they also don't have a carriage [Â __Â ]
now I'm just out
here now with my pockets fully stuffed
with as much gold as I can hoard it's
time for me to become overpowered by
heading over to Solitude we can talk to
our good friend Cil who can not only
level up our Destruction for a small fee
but who also sells the most overpowered
magic spell in the game Elemental flare
so why is Elemental flare Skyrim's
deadliest weapon unlike all other
destruction spells Elemental flare does
not do either fire shock or Frost damage
instead it does all of them and it even
has an area of effect explosion this is
broken because it means that each perk
in the destruction tree the Boost fire
Frost and shock damage all affect this
spell cumulatively meaning a cheap
novice destruction spell can be doing
100 to 200 damage per shot as you can
imagine we will easily be able to
evaporate every enemy we come across
there is one downside this spell does
not work on the other players regardless
it's time to catch up and become the
most dangerous man in
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Skyrim
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oh you you cheeky [Â __Â ] you you cheeky
[Â __Â ] in the Blue
Palace [Â __Â ] you [Â __Â ] you ja [Â __Â ] you
stop moving so much stop moving so much
why is fendel not helping me he doesn't
love me if you die go to some other
human being and bother them instead okay
there we go you're
dead go and bother someone else little
did the first shot do a lot of damage or
not it did actually do damage yeah I
don't know if it did extra sneak damage
but it definitely did damage this is I'm
me an entertaining predicament because
of you now there we go back out in
solitude I go javo that was very sneaky
of you uh I liked it you genuinely did I
love it that was a great play I'm glad I
was stuck in a menu as well he almost
got me he really did that's very good um
right so I'm done in the Blue Palace I'm
now going to head over to cuz I'm happy
calling out my location I'm going to
head over to Markarth what is over at
Markarth what would that do for you uh
so I've I've currently made my way over
to one of the most dense areas of living
beings which as we all know is
um uh a FAL creef Camp oh sorry not FAL
creef what are they force sworn Force
worn that's it yeah you're going for the
force worn that seems way too dangerous
dude are you aware of how overpowered
Elemental flare is yeah he he'll
probably be okay look Skyrim is a
perfectly balanced game there surely is
no spell which is going to kill all the
valky I guess the problem is the Force
One do have Mages and mages are actually
challenging and no no no no no put your
ward down put your ward down come on
drop it drop it old lady Red Eagle
Ascent I'm pretty sure this Force sworn
in here please don't just be a hair
Graven there we go
yes oh Force sworn forager spicy
[Applause]
boy oh [Â __Â ] I just had R A
haen oh
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B
I've wasted so much time trying to get a
hunting bermy I know there's a way in
and I don't remember the
location you're trying to get hunting
for metery I mean not sorry not the
metery uh the go Golden Glow estate
Golden Glow estate oh the estate okay my
new plan at this point is basically the
same as the previous one now I'm going
to hit up various keeps west of rifton
and then just try to take the carriage
to the other cities once I'm done with
these keeps Golden Glow estate has a
bunch of humans that you can kill in it
but I completely forgot that you need a
key to actually get in here uh you
didn't say this isn't part of the rules
I'm going to pull
up a tutorial on Skyrim to look how to
get into Golden Glow estate he's still
stuck at Golden Glow estate it's okay
IGN has an
article Doug you're trying to get into
Golden
Glow yeah don't steal this from me don't
steal
I'm in your area though you can come say
hi I'll I'll wave as I pass by maybe I
can see on the
island I'm trying to there is a way into
this I still can't believe you're off
[Â __Â ] Golden
Glow there's so many people on Golden
Glow he just wants to light the bees on
fire gold glow is a brilliant Strat you
trying to mmax your honey output like I
thought this is a challenge of how who
can marry the most
bees just his single guy looking for his
own queen bee oh you've already hit
faldar's tooth you son of
a no did you go
inside in fers F's too yeah yeah oh god
oh go F's tooth is a good one yeah yeah
that was already taken by Me Maybe the
inside ah the inside refreshes there is
this is driving me insane this tutorial
is just
wrong this is not
correct
who would who would lie on the internet
though like I can't believe people go do
that Golden Glow estate sewer
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entrance Northwest side of these
days I think I have to bail on Golden
Glow there's no way how much time have
you spent standing outside of Golden
Glow probably 15 minutes oh my God how
many people have you killed in that time
uh let's see is that clear
I'm at
19 I mean 19's not bad oh my gosh we're
almost tied all right I'm bailing on
Golden
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Glow who's shooting
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me
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oh there's guards here
no Doug Doug are you still level one
yeah and you've killed like 20 people
I'm so conf what are you killing them
with fire friendship
love
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sweet oh
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God you can run DG you can run wait
that's you I was like why do this guard
have Flames oh my God did he dress as a
guard yes you dress as a guard too oh my
God okay I'm still faster than you cuz
I'm an elf I know that's what that's
what sucks I've been tracking you for
like ages that's why I've been quiet you
just keep outpacing me Mr stum I have to
get into Golden Glow State I don't know
if you'll be able to follow me imagine
having short legs this message was
brought to you by the high elf gang I
don't even know if the sewers are like
available until you start the quest
line I don't I genuinely don't think
they are I I don't even if you were to
get into the estate I don't know if it
would actually cause anything oh like if
there's any people there yeah
h no don't
run just just accept it
Doug I'm there's no way Che I'm not
letting you take me down with
you thank you stalo thank you sto's body
guard oh I you know je you can take that
one I it doesn't matter I'm I'm stuck of
five no I know but you can take
them oh beautiful absolutely
beautiful wait why don't I items
potions I don't I have magic potions
that you that is you get out of
here oh no I fell off cuz I Dr Power
Attack if you uh if you kill him he has
to go chase someone else so uh that's
that's probably the best way to get rid
of him completely that's true honestly
the worst thing you can do right now is
take my Bandit kills this place is I've
been taking a few no I'm third place you
should be going for spiff he already did
I did he beat my don't do it don't do it
did you kill that no no no no I feel
like I don't do much damage to
you you killed the Bandit oh my God okay
come on Doug who are we killing next who
are we killing get out of here you're a
bastard
worst I don't okay now I lose
you okay that's my kill and I leveled up
I'm trying to fight you but you keep
running I have no incentive to fight you
right now is there a place in here that
I can go in what are we working together
never know oh you too good to do the r
quest left stands no chance get out of
here I'm going to set a trap on you ow
or on me
no oh dug Duck's
dead how did he kill you I got it on
camera I got
it oh I was doing good man until you
showed up I had this clear I died to the
he
pop-up menu thing okay I can't be too
upset cuz my death is very funny no I
got it on camera so I mean if that helps
I really thought I was I intentionally
set off the trap to try to have it hit
you instead just see the spike ball slam
my with Doug Doug dead and me in the
lead the game became a 1 V3 Doug and
Jabo would now hunt me down hoping to
slow my progress and give ju a chance to
win but I am the biffing Brit the
greatest exploiter in the land and I do
not cower from challenge i thve in it I
will not be satisfied by winning I will
only be satisfied if I can beat all of
their scores combined so bring it
on Jabo I'm thinking we should go and
find Mr spiffing Brit inad that's that's
what I'm thinking uh apparently he's in
apparently he's he's some sort of mass
murderer on the loose and I think we owe
it to the people of Skyrim to find him I
think we owe it to Jew honestly Heroes
ju wow okay wa wait where where hold on
I need to check player manager I was
behind D run that's uh that's my
information for you it's nice to know uh
that I have become laret okay when you
say behind certainly you mean to the
north
um behind skar behind White Run would
normally be seen as the side that's not
the stable so the nor
yeah that's where it was every now and
then I'll I'll check the player menu in
case he goes anywhere I'll let you know
if I if I end if you're curious I'm near
FAL hey dude come on man is that
necessary is that necessary I
mean oh are you okay buddy I didn't like
him to be honest with you is he dead
yeah I just killed him oh f for
fondal is is that a
Biff what is going on here I'm seeing
something very interesting on my screen
I've now entered a new location which
you can check okay interesting I've
stolen a horse I'm White River
Watch White River Watch where let me
Google it real quick
yeah opens up Skyrim map yeah it's the
east east east east east Sky interesting
all right all right I have the location
all right I'm fast traveling to it yeah
loc I'll meet you DG wait can I F TR
with the horse perfect bring the horse
bring the horse yep bring the horse I
don't think the horse is going to help
yeah I really don't jabo's in my
instance you killed all of the blind of
course I did he's an old man you mad man
he's an old
man I have good armor on by the way
these people are all
dead in their own special way they're
all FL
God you've left of course I have do
left TR top there's like a boss fight I
think he's at
that I I I don't need to fast travel
from this one Doug Doug is in my
location I want sexy single YouTubers in
my
area actually uh there are sexy single
horses in your area where abouts are you
Doug near White River Watch you see him
just tell me cuz I think I think he's I
think I know where he's went I think I'm
covering the main road if you want to
look for side
routes I don't know where he is I I
would have thought he would have went to
the north because there's there's a
bunch of more caves up north caves I
need humans not caves humans in cave yep
I'm near you guys guys just popped up my
little health bar is that you that is
you I found him I found him do you see
me you have found me yeah he's hello Mr
hello hello hello can I offer you a
horse in these trying times I can't even
see your horse but I can see you running
on it it's the creepiest
thing oh my God so here's what I'm
thinking we don't need to be enemies I
can just help you kill all the enemies
you want to fight you sure about that
okay could you help me with these wolves
uh see I'm more of a human killer you're
more of a human oh I'm a human no I'm
not a human I'm an elf that means you
can't kill me dog dog you've
contractually agreed I wish I kept my
horse I'm going to be honest I think you
might have more stamina than me just a
small amount I've got some boots of
speed on actually M all right so where
we headed um I was thinking this like
guard Tower over here um cuz there's
some great Bandits there I don't even
know if if my magic can do damage to you
I don't think magic does damage cuz I
was trying to kill it does it does do
damage yeah does it does let me see if
my my special magic does damage to I'm
trying to pickpocket you and won
yeah that's right I wanted to take all
your clothes don't take my clothes I
need
those all right so here's what I'm
thinking we team up here you get few
hits on a bandit and then I'll get all
the closing hits wait you just died
yeah well I mean good your spell is all
of my spells one hit every enemy DG oh
God that's not fair okay I see you guys
crossing the bridge I think okay we need
to we need to get ahead of him did you
just fall someone just fell off someone
just fell fell off
uhoh is he went down river or up River
uh I'm now stuck oh he's he's going up
River he's going up River sorry down
river down river okay I'm joining I'm
joining this is so fun to just listen to
while I'm freaking out trying to like
scrunch up a few kills where he
go oh my
god oh I see him okay running down the
Rocks okay do I take the river just sa
uh no he's he's headed back towards the
path where's the nearest settlement
God how do I get out of this uhoh okay
I'm taking a risk Jabo I hope you're
okay I see him cool I am just still
traveling down the
path I have no idea where he is I see a
dead Necromancer just floating around
okay cool wait oh my God there's some
drunken merry men [Â __Â ] yes no let them
reel [Â __Â ] the revelers no you can't kill
the rers that's actually a war crime the
rers are all dead damn it no might have
taken one of those kills from
you wait you said no not the rers and
then immediately started attacking the
rers well look they're going to die
anyways yeah I suppose you're
right um where did you goed Stream Camp
respawned wait I actually lost you
during the revry I've lost I've lost
both of you what a shame it's just oh I
see you I see you okay oh no no that's a
cameraman oh damn it it's like the
Skyrim version of the boom mic getting
caught in the uh in the shot a kajit
flies it off camera
yeah wait wait wait a minute I see a
cameraman floating around way up in the
sky they must be triang the position
triangulate triangulate triangulate Doug
okay that's you never mind I was like
sneaking behind you I was like I'm going
to kill this guy and it's just
Doug no I assumed he would be here yeah
this is where I
died oh yeah all the fire M yeah this is
a bold place to go once Doug went down
it was time to lock in they sounded like
they were having a lot of fun so I was
somewhat jealous but I had to challenge
spiff I had had to make this close all
bets were off my brain turned off and
anything that even looked remotely
killable was on the table so I've I
headed I I'll tell you I headed north
from that location you headed where
North from where you last saw me towards
uh what's what's the oldest city in
Skyrim there's a bit of law trivia for
you Windhelm Windhelm there you go you
see if you know your Skyrim law that
means you can triangulate my
location CH you better be making major
progress here
yeah cuz we're trying our best man I'm
doing better than I thought but I need
you guys to kill him I think oh I found
jao hello yes okay let me get out some
weapons so we can actually beat him to
death once we find him I have a I have a
steel Warhammer the real content is you
guys just being Knuckleheads trying to
figure out a plan where the hell is this
KRA running off to playing ring around
the rosies with a novice KRA oh I think
he's I think he's might be up ahead
novice conjurer you think at that Fort
usually sometimes you get like little
huts with um that this Hut to the right
could be that's cuz there's a few conjur
Huts around the map but maybe it the F
it was a fort I can tell you I was at a
fort oh well we we are on his Trail is
it this fort there's no way he got that
much farther head than me he did he did
I did cuz I caught up to you and I was I
completely lost my path so clearly we
all wer running in a straight line
you're right okay I think we go past
this are you sure cuz this the mountain
there's like a cave up West you go up
there I'll go down the hill okay I think
it makes more sense if we split up Army
all right there we go couple more
innocent civilians killed oh I think I
think he's went up to the the mill the
water mill the mill up the road yeah I'm
I'm already direct lining towards it so
okay I've you're now no longer I don't
see your health bar okay yeah that's the
way you know you know you're Clos as if
you start see my health bar that's why
I'm surprised Doug didn't know it was me
firing arrows at
him see this is an interesting piece of
game knowledge that I am learning now
for the first time about the health
burst interesting it's ja is
located wait what okay that means he's
near the mill he's near the mill you
located me how your health power hasn't
your health bar appeared for me it's
gone away now oh interest oh there oh no
that's Doug I just need you guys to keep
pestering him because I might have a
route to get quite a few kills here
we're putting pressure on him as much as
we can you are to be fair I've I've gone
off my my a path my Supreme path look at
the norn stars aka the cameraman follow
them okay I'm at the Mill I'm past the
mill now I'm just okay I I guess I just
yeah oh I got I got a heal bar now if
only you knew your Skyrim law you would
know exactly where i'
head this is hard
man good luck
I've got some last few kills I could
probably grab in here in here okay that
like that check the player
thing he's
in oh oh I know where that is that's not
off of me that's not off of me that's
the uh this little uh looks like a
Viking helmet okay so it's on the
mountain right there okay it jez
man I don't know how to get up there
though that's a
thing
I could also just be at the complete
wrong location as well could
be I think I'm in the wrong location all
right I've cleared it out on I
go no more Bandits
survive if I don't see your health bars
I'm going to fast travel from here by
the way cuz I'm yeah I don't see your
health bars yeah I'm in the wrong
location I'm at like I'm going to re I'm
going to reset my location uh I'm moving
to White Run Stables now and then I'm
going to make my way over to a different
place and I'll let you know Carriage man
are you here yes he
is well I got to follow him because I've
got I've got no locations on the map I'm
going to rifton rifton away I go see
[Music]
you don't attack me while I'm getting
into the car you
bastard leave me be I took half his
health bar jeez hello spiff oh he's
already here he's already here I already
have the location no oh my God run run
run run run run run coming in on the
carriage oh you have full stamina from
the carriage ride I don't have any which
direction which direction uh we're going
like Northwest that was the most
terrifying keep it up I just found a
pretty key location oh no I'm losing him
it's so Misty this is the worst way to
track somebody that was super scary by
the way you literally just rended in uh
in my face with I was doing a heavy
attack too if I done a short one
yeah innocent poaches [Â __Â ]
you well I say innocent poaches poaching
isn't innocent you're stealing from the
y' he needs all the money you can't
steal from the King don't steal from the
king oh I saw an explosion right next to
me interesting that's usually a good
sign uh most of my how are you so much
faster where is how are you so
Stumpy actually I know why I'm faster
I've I've just CED it out uh which which
direction
DG um it's all Northwest okay but I lost
him all right I'm trying I'm trying to
cut him off I've fast traveled in front
of him I don't know if it's going to
work I have hope you have hope that's
not bad come on ju I'm trying I got
really lucky but also unfortunate with a
couple of just like routes I had to
take also murdered a lot of people I
have a bounty pretty much everywhere
jeez I I don't think I have a bounty
to going to an area that is foggy was
actually genius I have no idea how to
find you I am stealth man I'm extra
stealth man because you lost me and you
might have actually run past me well
your health bar did just show up yeah
and disappears did you lose it for a
moment and now jabos is up I am quite a
while away from you I should and you
haven't worked out why you lost my
health bar it's because he I found a new
location oh both of you just came in now
health bar wise yeah I've got Jabo in my
health I only have Jabo triangulating
position I only have Doug dug can you
give us a hint
spiff uh yeah I'm I'm near a fort and
some guy with some
bodyguards o okay okay that's wa that
that for I already cleared so that means
he's uh it's got some fresh Bandits I
can tell you that much oh no he's said
Trevor's watch he's at Trevor's watch
that's where I
died yeah ja just this location so okay
yeah give me a sec I'll War there yeah
yeah I remember the jump I saw you do it
there we go I see him I see his ass 9
Minutes [Â __Â ] it run oh my God nine oh
[Â __Â ] yeah okay oh my God he's so fast
how he's like gone already got little
legs little legs please powerful
tracking him he's going north of
Trevor's watch I think he's heading
towards the uh the villagey place the
innocent Farm why would I attack the
innocent nin rud Farmers [Â __Â ]
you I found him come here see you f why
how come back here and fight these poor
Farmers I I refuse I'm fighting Vigilant
of sendar Now where's the oh there's
people digging up treasure here I
remember that um there they
areop die treasure Hunters I've
completely lost you two again oh my
goodness my God oh my God you swinging
axes behind me Jesus Christ no no that's
somebody else don't worry about that
okay that's someone else someone else
with an axe okay they're dead who who
the [Â __Â ] is that you [Â __Â ] I got you
let's get him let's get him go go no
damage are you kidding my God I dodged I
I the Flames did miss me why you used to
so much faster than me we're elves you
got to be an elf I am a grow some
legs oh my God oh my God where are the
bandits of this Tower there's there's
some okay I got a got a hit did you his
health bar changed wait these are guards
what oh my God uh just jump [Â __Â ] I can't
jump off the edge woo
oh Jesus
Christ I hit him I hit him
but ow ow ow ow ow
registers where'd he go no I lost him
did you jump down yeah he's he's at
water water water Lake Island Island
Lake stop calling at my location it's
rude you don't have my gdpr oh my God
he's so fast come on Swift Swift Swift
swift God there's basically no one to
kill in this tiny little village is
there just damn it and I reckon some of
them are even essential are you thinking
of iorad are youing I think I think what
we've done is we put so much pressure on
him he doesn't know what he's doing you
you genuinely have if I didn't have this
pressure this is the easiest thing in
the world 5 minutes left and the score
is very close juv is uncontested and can
teleport anywhere on the map I however
am stuck running for my life trying to
find any possible Targets this is the
final push and it is still anyone's game
how much time is left uh 5 minutes think
you might have this uh it's going to be
really close I have to journey to
another place just to Ure a [Â __Â ] it's a
mage Camp ah damn it and there's no good
Bandit camps this direction either and I
can't fast travel you really have ham
strugg me you even got have goats after
you you have you guys have really
screwed me because of the lack of fast
traveling let's
go no I fell from I died from Fall
damage how you died oh that's so bad I
was right at him you fell from Full
damage oh
yes ah [Â __Â ] ju don't die on us ju we're
doing this for you man die ju he's in
somewhere that's a oh wa check yeah
check check check lost knife cave stop
giving me kill animations far movement
I'm very curious to hear what you've
been doing this whole time ju like I'm
not even kidding you just locked in out
of my mind this man is just
grinding fire m Adept I might die here
it's good time to risk it yeah I'm dead
no okay wait wait wait wait I'm alive
but there's three of them no [Â __Â ] yeah I
died oh I'm so upset too just personally
99 99 I think you've probably beaten me
then really 100 is really good Pace I'm
in the Lost knife Hideout which is
apparently where spiff is but I don't
see him I am quite deep into it I won't
lie so 17 seconds I'm now in the same
cave environment as you uh 10 seconds is
there any humans here
humans humans any humans about the
buzzer there's one there's one two
humans in front of me they all come on
Die 2 seconds one there you go the last
kill that's the time oh okay right let's
check let's
check
oh General stats combat holy [Â __Â ] I did
way better than I
for
147 that's not even
close that's not even
close [Â __Â ] I thought I was closing the
Gap I thought we were putting on
pressure we weren't doing anything this
was this was honestly this cave system
was insane there was like 30 people in
here alone yeah genuinely Doug dug
without you I wouldn't have gone into
this cave I was just like you're hear
that ju Doug Doug is the reason why you
lost
yeah and then there we have it I managed
to win a contest of my own creation Now
if that isn't a British thing to do I
don't know what is Jabo ju and Doug duug
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