KC Goes Hollywood, Aaron Donald Retires and O-Line Reunion w/ Lane Johnson & Jordan Mailata | Ep 82

bro Aaron Donald is younger than me yeah

no question well you guys came in the

same year no we didn't yeah you did he

retired after 10 years I'm in my 12th

year this year I thought he came in 2013

or 14 14 would not be the same year he

was 2 14 this is blowing my mind dude I

need to

retire welcome back to new heights

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don't know if we're going to keep

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single week but we're going try we're

our best Jason let the people know what

the we got I'm sorry trying to reel it

back on the F bombs but I'm just it's

hard it's hard it's also like the intro

too there's like something with like the

first amount of time that if you do a f

word uh the team has to like bleep it

because it like demonetizes the video if

it's like within two minutes or

something like that I don't know Brandon

knows more anyways uh yeah we got

another fantastic episode coming up for

all you ners we're going to talk about

some big free agency moves that went

down since the last recording as well as

the latest Eagles and Chiefs signing

news and potentially the greatest day in

offensive lineman's history or at least

the last 10 years Aaron Donald is

surprisingly retired from the NFL and uh

yeah we're gonna get to a special

episode on the back half of this this

we're gonna get to a special episode on

the back half of this speaking of

offensive line with Jordan Milada and Mr

Lane Stonewall Johnson that's right that

right now yeah I talk about the toughest

guys the block why Lanes always false

starting even though it's not really a

false start he's just jumping the snap

but we'll get into that in a little bit

he's getting a good jump and yeah all

right yeah and some thoughts on the new

Eagles coaches in that section so before

we get to that portion uh let's get to a

little bit of that new news new news

coming in hot and Cincinnati live show

is in action ladies and gentlemen coming

to the NY we're excited to officially

announce we're doing a live show at the

University of Cincinnati on April 11th

during AUM weekend Thursday we're going

to be back hanging out with the uh the

football team um and um yeah it's going

to be a fun time the old historic Nipper

Stadium might have to bring a coat for

this one maybe even umbrella but we

don't give a fud rat don't give a fudge

yep um maybe better I that you haven't

been to Nipper Stadium it is a Hidden

Gem in the world of college football it

is such a TR and I spent our entire

careers practicing and playing games

pretty much on that Turf and in that

Stadium Blood swea and Tears boys we

were thinking about maybe doing a

stadium trip we didn't think there'd be

any place better than the Nipper stadium

in Cincinnati Under The Lights baby get

back down the college campus the college

the college students our

teammates faculty even though it's

changed a lot it has changed a lot

anyways okay what's your favorite

non-game memory from Ni Stadium Stadium

I got I got a golden one my story is uh

my story is but shout out to Butch uh

coach Butch Jones Coach Jones um decided

to do a 5 a.m. workout team workout

everybody has got to get to the stadium

and um we we end up doing uh I think it

was like a relay race of Stadium steps

oh my gosh yes and the anchor and the

anchor for the Relay race are two it's

offensive line versus defensive line two

of the most athletic guys on the team

and that's Jason Kelsey for the whole

line and Brandon be shot of Mills

man just to give somebody cont big high

effort guys guys are [ __ ] fineing and

you know what we're competitive at at

we're competitive people right no doubt

Cincinnati's Stadium are really steep

steps and then as it gets to there's

like a point halfway through where it

gets to longer steps like stepic Cur so

it goes straight down and then kind of

evens out almost and kind of like

flattens out and then it lets like

straight onto the field so there's not

like a lip it's like you're like

directly on the field so guys would go

up come down next guy would go up come

down offense and then Jason and and B

Mills are like neck and

neck yeah basically Brandon uh

beill coming down real hot got caught

coming real hot coming down the Steep

part so when it flattened out kind of

like stumbled a little bit you got to be

ready you got to get your balance ready

and immediately started tumbling and

when I tell you like the the metal

benches you could hear his boom boom

boom boom he just started tumbling down

this thing and almost still almost like

I want to say he almost beat you he lost

but he somehow got back onto his feet

and when I tell you it was one of the

most electric things I've ever seen

somebody be able to do just turn into a

[ __ ] [ __ ] barrel roll down Stadium

steps I'm sure that story wasn't as

funny to you guys but it was damn funny

yeah you got to picture it in your head

picture a 300 lb defensive tackle I mean

b shot it definitely wasn't 300 lbs but

let's just say picture a 300lb defensive

tackle like falling down a set of

bleachers like tumbling it was the last

time they had us race down the never did

it again never did it again okay can't

do that one okay well that's a liability

concern yeah so anybody running those

Stadium steps make sure you're ready for

when it goes steep to flood you got to

be ready for that it'll catch you off

guard so those Stadium steps sucked

because they were so steep at the top so

like you would think you were cruising

through them at the beginning and then

as you went up they would get harder and

harder and harder and then when you went

down like Travis said you had to really

know the steps would get like narrower

to wider to like it was kind of tricky

my freshman year before Trav was there

uh Dave Andrews and that strength crew

used to do Friday morning workouts and

if anybody was late for the Friday

morning workout if you were inside

everybody was doing up downs until that

person got there and if you were outside

where you met on the stadium sometimes

we just meet straight out on the field

you would have to do Stadium steps and

the whole team would be doing it until

somebody went to the dorm and got the

the person who was late and brought him

there and one day I woke up and I looked

at my clock and I was like oh no

I'm that guy that guy I'm that guy I in

my street clothes am running to the

stadium which in Cincinnati the stadium

is in the middle of campus and I'm

running to try and get there and I just

see them in the middle of Stadium steps

and I just start doing Stadium steps

like right out of

bed and then they all take them in to

this into the weight room to actually do

the workout at that point and I had to

do like just lap upon lap of Stadium

steps for like over an hour it was

miserable at the end of it you're like

not even you're just like walking up

steps right it's like oh dude so

miserable it's the best [ __ ] ever good

good Stadium step memories right there

hey if you guys want a good workout

though those Stadium steps do get you

good workout all right let's back to the

show we're putting a live show on that's

great before the show we are going to

actually be hosting a special event the

great Lum baby games that's right right

in honor of the golden baby trophy the

vinum baby we are going to have a little

competition and we figured one of the

beautiful things about doing this on a

college campus is that you know it's

just going to be you you want the

college atmosphere you want the students

involved the the student athletes

involved yeah so we are going to have

two teams of UC students I'm not going

to lie I got this idea from Revenge of

the Nerds football team versus the Nerds

not saying the nonathletic guys are

nerds unless you like to be called a

nerd and you you value that bad then

you're I know I'm a nerd at heart I'm a

nerd at I'm definitely a nerd so yeah

we're going to have two teams UC

students the athletic team which is

going to be comprised of UC student

athletes and the academic team oo still

think we should call that team nerds

that will compete in a series of

challenges and we cannot wait to unveil

these fun games that we have planned uh

yeah it's going to be ridiculous it's

going to be so [ __ ] fun there's going

to be all sorts of things involved

Skyline Chile might be a Canon I heard

today don't you do it tickets officially

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Eastern head to gobearcats.com New

Heights to purchase yours these are

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for ticket sales ladies and gentlemen um

the current the yeah the current uh

Guinness world record for most tickets

sold for a live podcast belongs to the

Canadian comedian

comedian comedian

comedian the amazing

comedian Mike Ward he had an audience of

20,000 basically just under 21,000 in

Montreal in July of 2022 so let's see

let's see what happens

Bearcats

Cincinnati don't think we're going to

hit that unless you guys [ __ ] and buy

some tickets right now list why wouldn't

you come why would you not come I'm

telling you the show is going to be fun

it's going to be good I think we could

beat it 92 percenters let's take new

heights to newer Heights and break up

break up another [ __ ] record I'm

trying to break some records man going

to be back at our Alma moer back with

the

kids they're not kids they're growing

adults back with the adult kids partying

hanging out who would be a good guest we

got to get some of our favorite Bearcats

man yeah we so got to get some of our

favorite Bearcats maybe even a few

Bengals gets the uh get the Cincinnati

fan base we're open to suggestions maybe

the Cincinnati mayor wants to stop down

you guys can hash it out I'm going have

to hit my dog Orlando Brown baby OB yeah

uh 92% shoot us some uh some of your

favorite uh cincinnatians that you want

us to uh maybe uh shoot an invite to to

get them uh get them on the guest guest

show man there we go if that even

[ __ ] made sense I think it does all

right well let's talk about a little

Jason Kelce retirement in more new news

Jason Kelsey uh pay homage t-shirt that

I was wearing on our Philly episode is

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it is uh it's pretty damn cool all

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Jason Kelce sure you guys know how to

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man always uh always making these things

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there but that's uh that's definitely a

dope cause man yep so shout out to the

night tenters is everybody buying those

things yeah shout out to everyone homage

for making them partnering and uh

everybody for uh who's going to buy it

and donating and yeah appreciate it yes

sir

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that it's not the smart questions those

dumb ass questions it's well it is a

smart questions CU there's no dumb

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bar from at Brit SLO Brit slow on

Twitter SLX is it ever going to be I'm

not I'm on Twitter if you had to swap

your legs with the legs of any other

animal which animal would you choose all

right this is a dumbass question uh what

do we want to swapping legs tell you

which one I'm definitely not doing them

knock KN ass ostriches [ __ ] going

backwards and stuff what that kind of

KNE yeah we going for power or are we

going for length are we going for speed

that [ __ ] a fast though you so

you want fast are we are we only doing

two legs two-legged animals yeah so I

guess four-legged animal if we swap with

a four-legged animal do we lose our arms

these are great questions let's say for

the

sake of this question we're just

swapping our two legs with two is

similar legs of a four-legged Creature

if you choose a four-legged creature

meaning we still have arms let's not

compromise our oppos [ __ ] did you just

say like if we go with a four-legged

animal we really still only have two

legs but they're kind of in the mold of

the four legs and four who you going

with dude I don't know I don't know if I

want Power if I want length if I want

speed if I want strength like I said

definitely not ostrich I mean you know

you can't go with like something like a

like a like a doxin them little short

Stumpy things no you can't definitely

not a doxin the wiener dog can't no no

away yeah or do we want to say you get

the number of legs cuz then if you're a

spider you get eight of them that's an

insect that's not an animal insects are

animals Travis part of the animal

kingdom it's got its own like section

God damn it Jason is that true or am I

wrong animals

insects maybe you're right I feel like

this these questions just find how dumb

we really are well you just saw Rhino

Rhino's got some powerful legs dude you

saw that in person yeah that's four leg

you felt that girth in them in them legs

listen I saw how bouncy that thing was

it was bouncy dude that thing was like

so like the the rhino in Donkey Kong

when you could like jump around like it

in dony Kong Country that was like a

legitimate representation of a rhino I

swear yes it's amazing all right so you

got tall ones like if you wanted to be

tall you go like giraffe right I mean

you'd be a pretty good basketball player

with some giraffe legs wbe Yama he has

giraffe Tendencies if his neck was a

little bit longer you can't tell me that

dude wasn't made in a [ __ ] lab over

there in France is he from France yep

says

pituitary thing probably 100% yeah so

you got lion lab grown diamonds that's

lab grown [ __ ] NBA player listen it's

not far off let's be honest can't wait

till I [ __ ] make

one don't do this do not give any of

these other

conspiracy theorists anything else that

latch on do please so you want speed you

got

cheetah right Jason who are you going

with I'm trying to like talk this out to

see like where I'm going I don't know

yet just got to ask a question you're

not you're not offering anything you're

right you've said no animals because I

still don't know if we're counting

four-legged animals in this we're

counting all legged you go millipede how

about that all right but if I lose my

hands I don't want to F you still have

hands you still have hands so now so if

I switch with a four-legged animal now I

just look like one of the mythological

creatures like the man on top of horse

if you have four legs no if you have

four legs man on top of the horse if you

pick a four-legged animal you're only

taking the hind legs your your front

legs are your front Okay so okay but if

you pick more than a four-legged animal

like an eight-legged animal or a

centipede then you have to give up your

hands don't worry it makes sense go get

kangaroo jumping out the gym yeah but

you need a tail I'm telling you see saw

that thing live the other day you need a

tail so if you don't get the tail with

it it's [ __ ] pointless has there ever

been a tailess kangaroo no no

yeah nope one of those never got like

chopped off or something maybe they do

balance on that thing dude they do a lot

with that thing I guess if I'm picking

any animal's legs in this

scenario I'm going go an elephant

elephant legs it's got It's got height

it's got power they're pretty fast what

what other animals got better legs than

an elephant not going to lie Michel

ostrich dude those things are fast man

the knees go backwards Travis you're

just asking for something bad to happen

Tak some bird legs you're going to come

at this thing with some bird legs you

dude not just some bird legs one of the

fastest [ __ ] Birds you've ever seen

in your life it's fast cuz it's light

though you're not light those those legs

will crumple under the weight of Travis

Kelce

[ __ ] yeah you're right that knee

Direction only makes sense on something

that's got minimal Mass up top feathers

how how much does ostrich way we got to

digress here we're getting too dumb

we're going too dumb we're going too

dumb yeah we're going too far dumb I

mean yeah I guess you're in the range

140 to 320 pounds is a male ostrich and

if you took out your legs you're

probably in that that range yeah well

you're in the range already but you're

on the lower end of that range if you

take away your your your lower half mass

and put some little ass ostrich legs on

you give me the man on top of the Horse

no we just said that you don't get to

have minars are not you don't get that

you're like uh you remember the movie

Hercules okay no take no take backs he

took horse you are like the mythological

creature in Hercules the one that had

like the little uh legs I think plays

them no it's not Pegasus I forget what

it's called but not a pegasus it had

goat legs oh he had a goat legs no those

weren't horse legs but same same thing

what no just you're same thing but you

got horse legs I got to be short and

Stumpy like that no you're still tall

cuz it's horse legs not goat legs but

you only get the two so who'd you go

with you went with elephant legs

elephant should going with crab legs

what some armor this was [ __ ] so dumb

let's keep this thing moving from babber

on X no dumb questions if the Chiefs

play the Eagles in the Super Bowl next

year will Jason root for Travis um

that's not the question it says who will

Jason root for and uh I will root for

the Eagles of course because I will

always be an eagle [ __ ] first and

for foremost um first and foremost most

yeah I'll also root for Travis to have a

good game of course cuz he's my brother

but no I'll definitely be cheering on

the Eagles in this scenario well good

luck good luck to your Eagles there you

go babber C what you asked for that's

the end of that question yeah uh from

user sideboob 55 Club 92 sideboob 55

guys can we not make these kind of us

names on the club 92 website you're

making this look like a bunch of jamokes

is this a shot at Brandon or is this

like is it does Brandon does BG have

some side boob do you got some all right

whatever what contractual obligations do

players have during uh the offseason

like uh are dangerous activities off

limits basically you can't get injured

if you get injured you're [ __ ]

whatever you're doing don't get injured

and you're safe um you can do whatever

you want just don't get injured so just

try and stay as safe as possible if you

get hurt at any point in the offseason

uh technically that ends up being

considered what they call an NFI nonf

football injury and you are at risk

avoiding any non- guaranteed money in

your contract there are some players

that enjoy doing dangerous activities

where they will sometimes have things

written into their contracts ahead of

time so like let's say big danger

they're signing a player that is a known

motorcycle rider they might write into

the contract the motorcycles if you get

hurt on a motorcycle you are voiding

future even guaranteed money there's

that would be an addendum that a player

might be signing there are also

contractual obligations I guess for um

workout bonuses so some guys that they

want to show up to the facilities they

don't know if they're going to show up

to the facilities uh for offseason

workouts they will put bonuses in there

sometimes up to

$500,000 uh to show up in lift weights

um and play in the sun with a bunch of

your friends it's a pretty good deal but

other than that it's like it's pretty

self-explained atory if you could die

doing it like jumping out of plane it's

probably going to be frowned upon by the

NFL but it doesn't even have to do with

that like you could this is where it

gets weird with NFI if you're lifting

weights outside the facility that is

still considered like you could be

trying to become a better football

player you can still be labeled a nonf

football injury by these uh designations

I'm actually wish that they would kind

of increase the parameters I don't think

a guy that's training become better

should be penalized for getting hurt but

it's it's a very vague rule that um

often times the clubs um enforce them

when they know that a player is doing

something stupid for the most part yeah

there have been some horror stories tons

of them it's uh it can get it can get

pretty bad um but basically you just

want to um want to one make sure that

you're

always you know in shape and not getting

yourself into a bad position but uh uh

two also don't do dangerous [ __ ] where

you could really [ __ ] your [ __ ] up like

we say all the time you can be dumb just

don't be don't be real don't be too dumb

don't be real dumb and I've been real

dumb before it's been close real dumb to

get you into jail that does it for no

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