I Visited The LONELIEST Football Club

today we're visiting the UK's loneliest

football club loneliness it's a word I'm

all too familiar with uh I'm just making

that joke before you all do Google

describes it as the quality of being

unfrequented and remote isolation this

got me thinking though which club is the

most isolated in the UK there has to be

a club here which is so far away from

other clubs while still being part of a

league pyramid and so on its own in the

middle of nowhere no clubs near it and I

have found it today we're off to

Scotland in the hidin league which in

itself as the fifth tier of Scottish

football and is based right on the north

of Scotland away from the rest of the

country and one specific team in this

level stands Above the Rest for being

completely out of the way Wick Academy

FC with them having to travel 5 hours

away for some of their games which is

even more ridiculous considering the

size of Scotland itself this journey in

itself is an absolute slog I'll be

setting off from Norwich and uring a

12-hour Drive each way driving 673 Mi

there then 673 M back yes a

1,346 mi round trip that's how out of

the way it is welcome to a w days things

are about to get lonely

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lonelier it's far too early for this

nonsense it is 5 a.m. I've got to go and

pick Ed up from leads and then from

there that's 4 hours there's another

eight see you in

leads why on Earth is someone driving a

Hummer in England and in 20124 what is

going

on 4 hours of driving down for me 8 and

1/2 hours to go 480 m still to go Min m

you all right

yeah I have quite a nice Li in this

morning did you have a nice Li in I did

actually until you woke me up when you

messag me at half seven are you excited

to go to the world's lonliest football

club very excited two lonely men one

lonely don't put like that we are lonely

just a little bit yeah yeah and then

they'll do the black and white thing and

then we'll go to the next bit she likes

to call me up in the

morning she comes

home first stop of the road trip needs

to really be driven home how far this

journey is in the UK our flight to

Jamaica was shorter in this drive yes

yeah we got another 8 and a half hours

isn't it yeah which is about the time it

takes to fly to look

Orlando all for some a fifth tier game

that's brilliant go then look at your

little bag a little bit of YouTube

growth does that and you go start

shopping on M&S cuz it was cheaper W

Smiths the real deal was it sa

25p you are so y sure aren't you what's

in your bag then we've got a freshly

handmade prep baguette that's mine

that's yours I've got myself roast

chicken and bacon sandwich very high

quality got a glutenfree chocolate

brownie a water from the mountains of

Scotland oh good yeah nice

yeah call in the cat pillars very nice

yes road trip Vibes this exactly a fat

pizza oh yeah Christ yeah I'll let you

have a little nosh on that if you want

on the pizza

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or we're not even in Scotland yet I know

mental it's ridiculous yeah

geography to put up with him another 7

hours

kind doing with it really tell you what

Ed we are seeing a lot of the UK here

we're about halfway through the CH trip

you've got a magnum it's February on my

card as well you ready oh the good news

oh oh wait for

it to Scotland the bad news look how

long's that on the journey a ah yeah not

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ideal

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still about 2 and a half hours away from

Wick yep in some rounding place in

Scotland let's get some fishing chips

come on I can't feel my legs I've just

it's ridiculous cheers to Scotland

cheers look at that British Heritage oh

god what have you just done there way to

Sal it wasn't coming out people say

British doesn't have food culture

Britain salty

one

no it might land in a minute keep trying

the post oh look at me I'm filling up

again

oh why AR we driving so far 2 hours to

go this trip in fuel alone has cost more

than most European trips have ever done

we could have been we could have had a

night out in like Prague at this point

we could have flown to Prague where go

when we came back home we not even there

yet but you're excited though yeah new I

had

one I took what mine the

cat all right

good Tock welcome to Wick they've got

Farm Foods they've got Farm Foods yay

he's here we're in

Wick you have stood on top of a wall

either we go to bed or we

explore oh here we go let's see see the

room oh yes we're sharing we're sharing

get in so annoying oh we are actually

sharing the

so get

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in game

day I'm shattered it's amazing how much

of like a long drive takes it out of you

it really has me as well I don't like

the your beans in your Quant it's all go

down the same M isn't it I hate

that the reason Wick is so isolated is

because it's next to Jonah gr which is

the end of Mainland UK so we thought

we'd come and look at that I also don't

get why people come to stuff like this

but still here we

are this is the end of Mainland

UK that's it 13 hours of driving a lamp

post isn't it really yeah Le put some

like lasers shooting out the side of it

or

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something

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Ginger great brilliant oh

so coffee cheers

to

loneliness yes we've driven a

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you good there's no way I'm going to

suit that I don't suit hat no of course

you want you look stupid actually you

kind of look like you're about to be

sort of whisked off during World War II

or something on a train evacuated that

was a good look yeah you look like

you're ready for

evacuation oh good that's what I've

always saw a for actually does suit

you we made it we have made it come on

let's get inside wck Academy's Ground

harmsworth Park let's have a look I mean

we are at we're at the UK's lest

football

club and I'm

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excited sex people oh it's fell for

sake that's really

annoying God oh give my feet I actually

might go get my feet get my feet get my

bloody don't don't you dare if you tip

me over this is a

fast this must be where the people

record the games we literally are in the

middle of

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nowhere we love you work we do we love

you work we do oh where where love

bounce just bounce

bounce so what makes Wick the world's

most lest football club well first of

all we're literally in the middle of

nowhere at the very top of Mainland UK

they play in the Highland league in the

Highland of Scotland which is the most

northern part the most northern part of

Mainland UK which is also the fifth tier

of Scottish football for anyone wants to

know basically they're equivalent of the

national league and also Wick are

Scotland's most northern football

football club their closest away game is

a 1hour drive away and their furthest

away game is a 5-hour Drive bear in mind

we're already isolated in the part of

the UK were in they've been in

Scotland's hardland League since 1994 so

they sort of always been here a really

cool part of British football culture

and I'm buzzing to to take in the game

and here I found a wild feces in the

stand I'm guessing this is maybe from a

local you'd hope it's not human well I

don't know to be honest with you it's a

very tiny human a very small human if it

is one but I'm seeing I think it's from

two different beasts cuz I'm seeing

different feal matter there compared to

the slightly longer one there I think

that might be dog that might be bad you

know what I always love about this

channel is there'll be people that click

on it for the first time expecting us to

be like other football Vlogs where it's

all just the football when in

reality you got some FAL news don't know

if this shows this but this is the most

sloped football pcture I've ever seen it

is so sloped and and I love it it is so

downhill and also we're next to a

graveyard

that it's always a nice positive spin on

things yeah I like the

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graveyard it's sort of good to know

where you stand isn't it I wouldn't want

to think it was rugby or anything no

very blunt straight the point yeah love

that

toilets yeah nice little

facilities so far I'm really enjoying my

time here me a 26-hour round trip drive

we literally could have went anywhere in

the world it's a door into the stand

like you're enter in someone's

Conservatory that's nice look at that

here we

go going to go in let's get a cup of tea

come on this is so quaint I hope I'm not

hope I'm allowed to do thiss I think so

security

get the joke cuz it says secretary but

I've said come on that was the early

on I think we hello hi what can we do oh

I don't know can I get a tea please do

you accept card no no no no damn

it I'm so snug a proper

cozy that look stupid yeah just spoke to

a few of the locals by way everyone here

is gave us a free cup of tea because of

visitors they said they don't get many

visitors here which once again plays

into the whole it's a lonely Club so I'm

just going to give a challenge to you

guys the first person to come here and

watch a game and film themselves saying

up the away days I will buy your

football shirt from this season because

we need more people to come and visit

this club it's a very unique Club in the

UK football ecosystem so come and get

down if you can and I'm excited for the

game it very much is a pitch where it's

like oh we're downhill second half Lads

uh particular Welcome to the to a couple

of young new Young friends of mine that

I met both leag United suppor they've

come up to see a Highland League game

which I hope

enjoy we've got a shout out couple of

young Le unit supporters we're very

young I'm 26 yeah you're right at what

point do you stop being young like a

downhill first half hang on a minute

Electric in the

air St listens to one episode of

football cliche he starts rolling this

stuff out goes downhill

for his sins there's the away team coach

there Kil executive very nice we spoke

to our friend Ken before the game who

told us that uh Wick have problems

scoring goals yeah if we do a 26-hour

drive for no goal mhm it will be the

most aous thing of all time second oh my

God we found anist look like this guy

here that is me that is me a few years

ago yeah are you saying I'm worse or

better now I'm not saying anything

get him we well the worst part about it

is I didn't see the goal oh on your

phone I was checking the latest scores

in the championship I saw it I'll

recreate it ball gets whipped in

lovely was it headed down got over his

man love it

sorry just it's is so weird seeing me if

I was decent a football at right back

and Ed keeps referring to him as plat

every time anything goes in the

area

oh oh that's a corer that oh a you've

robbed me of that mate oh blue coat take

the piss out of him comment section go

on yeah you won't War Ready chapers to

put ball

in oh my

God could see they got the flood lights

on up there as well we've got the um

hide and League version of Mark clurg

here with a skin fade and a little

spiked up top they were saying their

their local rivalry is just over an hour

away yeah which is just for this level

of football is it's not keep your number

two looks exactly like me really

weirdly just making

friends I don't think the ref should be

allowed a skin fade you I just feel like

it's a bit like you're a ref short back

and size short back and size go bold

it's weird for ref to not be bold also

to skin fade it is ridiculous also in

case anyone was curious as to whether

work academy we're just an academy side

there's your answer

it is um a senior team that for some

reason have Academy in their

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name it's going really well you do have

to factor in that second half is all

going to be coming down here cuz of the

Hill it's all downhill from here

literally this is unbelievably fun half

time my halftime task is I need to go

put tire pressure in my car wheels

because it's a 13-hour drive home and I

am quite fearful I don't want to fores

show or anything but if we get home I'm

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surprised not only are Wick defending

downhill they was got the wind against

second half this is going to be an

absolute barrage oh there we

go it's a good Corner that oh little

wherever you go with football in the

world she just got rude to the ball but

did you see that went the ball barys go

get the ball I'm coming out the back

stick there I

am

keeper just shouted defend it again as

if the Defenders were going to go

actually I wasn't planning to defend

this

one I would be shocked if many goals are

scored at the other end of this pitch

this Wick just can't get out there in

half one they got to go up here watch a

go kick

quickly I bet you this will return back

here within 5

Seconds good good the opposite they're

going to score oh oh

oh oh that is the most a days thing of

all time by the way because that there

has not been a shot that's the first

opportunity in the second

half

oh that needless but shocking

that two balls on Pitch sake oh come

on

red what the WR col

just the

game

away

right S I can't hear a bloody

thing

I be here

ly the hell are

ly where the hell is

l

army

army

armyy army can a Bary Army consist of

one person Army just spoke to some

lovely men who said there's a 7t drop

between one side to the other 7 foot and

the also said oh where you guys staying

tonight I said we're driving went no

it's just ABS BFF like us do 12 hours

back we did 12 hours yesterday as well

like no we did speaking of that let's do

a drive home the first part of my

journey is 8 and 1/2 hours to take Ed

home come

on 3:00 a.m. and I'm

home come on so that was tiring uh

really interesting experience if you if

you have the chance to do it do it

everyone it wi was lovely I still I'm so

out of the loop from driving 26 hours in

48 hours to watch a fifth tier of

Scottish Football if you have enjoyed

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