crushes

SocksStudios
2 Mar 202426:19

Summary

TLDRThis humorous narrative unfolds as a group of friends recount their most memorable crush stories, spanning from elementary school adventures to the absurdity of falling for political figures like Nancy Pelosi. With tales involving secret elementary school admirations, misunderstood gestures, and the bizarre twist of affection towards fictional characters and unexpected political crushes, the video script encapsulates the hilarity and awkwardness of youthful infatuations. Through a series of funny anecdotes and the reveal of long-held secrets, the video explores the universal experience of crushes, blending nostalgia with a touch of whimsy and unexpected turns, ultimately showcasing the diverse and often comical nature of early romantic experiences.

Takeaways

  • 😂 The script is a humorous compilation of fictional crush stories from the storytellers' childhood and early school years.
  • 👦 Many of the stories revolve around having crushes on girls in elementary/grade school and the awkward attempts to interact with or impress them.
  • 📧 One storyteller recalls exchanging emails with his childhood crush and proudly preserving the email conversations as 'evidence'.
  • 🤕 Another storyteller recounts crashing into his crush while trying to impress her, injuring her nose in the process.
  • 🏫 One story involves a student being moved to the 'stupid class' in the basement after struggling to focus due to a crush.
  • 💌 The stories often involve exaggerated, humorous attempts by the young storytellers to get the attention of their crushes.
  • 👀 Obliviousness, immaturity, and lack of understanding about relationships and attraction are common themes across the stories.
  • 🤖 There are some bizarre tangents and non-sequiturs, such as crushes on fictional characters or political figures.
  • 👕 The video also includes promotions for merchandise from the creators.
  • 🤣 Overall, the script aims to provide an amusing, relatable, and comedic take on childhood crush experiences.

Q & A

  • What is the overall theme or topic of the script?

    -The script appears to be a comedic recounting of various people's stories about their childhood crushes and infatuations.

  • How many distinct stories or narratives are presented in the script?

    -There are four distinct stories or narratives presented in the script, each told by a different person.

  • What is the first story about?

    -The first story is about a person who had a crush on a girl named Emily in elementary school. They exchanged emails, but never really talked in person.

  • What unusual detail is mentioned about the second story?

    -In the second story, the narrator mentions blowing a giant bubble from their nose during lunchtime, which caused their crush to laugh at them.

  • What fictional character is mentioned as a crush in the third story?

    -In the third story, the narrator mentions having a crush on the character Sebastian from the anime 'Black Butler' when they were younger.

  • What political figure is jokingly mentioned as a crush in the script?

    -Nancy Pelosi, a former Speaker of the United States House of Representatives, is jokingly mentioned as a crush by one of the narrators.

  • What children's TV show character is mentioned as a childhood crush in the fourth story?

    -Dora the Explorer, the titular character from the popular children's animated series, is mentioned as a childhood crush in the fourth story.

  • What unusual consequence is described in the final story due to the narrator's crush?

    -In the final story, the narrator's crush on a girl in his class led to his father causing a scene at the school, and the narrator being moved to a class in the school basement with disruptive students.

  • What role does humor and exaggeration play in the script?

    -Humor and exaggeration play a significant role throughout the script, as the stories often contain absurd or implausible details for comedic effect.

  • Are there any references to merchandise or self-promotion in the script?

    -Yes, there is a brief mention and promotion of merchandise like hats, shirts, and stickers at one point in the script.

Outlines

00:00

😍 An Elementary School Crush and Its Evidence

The narrator shares a story about having a crush on a girl named Emily D. during elementary school. He talks about being in all the same classes with her but never really talking. Surprisingly, one day she approached him and asked for his email address. He gave it to her, and she sent him an email that evening. The narrator claims to have saved all the emails as evidence of this crush, which he plans to share.

05:01

👩‍💻 The Email Exchanges with Emily D.

The narrator begins sharing the email exchanges with Emily D., starting with her first email on February 27th, 2012. They bonded over commonalities like piano lessons and having dogs. After a two-year gap, the narrator replied, and they continued their conversation, with Emily revealing she now had an iPhone. The narrator tried to impress her by mentioning being at a tennis school, but that was the end of their exchanges.

10:02

🤔 A Different Email Thread and More Cringe

The narrator mentions another email thread with Emily D. where she noticed him riding his bike and suggested they hang out. The narrator's delayed and uninterested response is presented as a deliberate attempt at playing hard to get. He expresses pride in his elementary school 'game' despite the cringe-worthy interactions.

15:03

💥 A Disastrous Attempt to Impress a Crush

The narrator shares a story about trying to impress a different crush named Jessica in the 4th grade. In an attempt to show off, he jumped off a swing set, but instead of sticking the landing, he crashed into Jessica, knocking out his tooth and seemingly breaking her nose. Despite the disastrous outcome, the narrator seems to view it as a romantic gesture.

20:03

🤯 A Crush That Disrupted School and Life

The narrator recounts a crush he had on a girl in the 3rd grade that led to him being unable to focus in school. His father's over-the-top reaction and accusations towards the school staff resulted in the narrator being moved to the basement class for underperformers. The narrator was initially excited, thinking he would be in the same class as his crush, but was disappointed to find she was not there.

25:06

🥰 A Childhood Crush on Dora the Explorer

The narrator admits to having a childhood crush on the cartoon character Dora the Explorer when he was around 8 years old. He doesn't provide many details but expresses his fondness for the character, stating that he couldn't wait to watch the show because of his crush on Dora.

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Keywords

💡Elementary School Crush

An elementary school crush refers to the early feelings of admiration or infatuation one might have towards another individual during their elementary school years. In the script, the narrator recounts a humorous and nostalgic story about his crush on a girl named Emily from his elementary school days. This crush story serves as the central narrative, illustrating the innocence and simplicity of early childhood attractions, highlighting the social dynamics between boys and girls at that age, and how such early experiences can leave a lasting impression, as evidenced by the narrator's claim of still having the 'evidence' of this crush.

💡Email Exchange

Email exchange in this context refers to the digital communication between the narrator and his elementary school crush, Emily. Despite the lack of interaction in person, the exchange of emails becomes a significant point of connection between them. The narrator humorously details how, after not speaking to each other again in person, they continued their interaction through emails. This mode of communication highlights the evolving ways children connect and express interest in each other, especially when direct communication may feel daunting or is not feasible.

💡Crush Stories

Crush stories are personal anecdotes about individuals' experiences and feelings towards someone they have a crush on. The script is structured around a series of these stories, shared among friends, each with its unique circumstances and outcomes. These narratives serve to explore the theme of romantic and platonic attractions, showcasing the diversity of experiences individuals have with their crushes, ranging from unrequited love to humorous misunderstandings and interactions.

💡Merchandise Promotion

Merchandise promotion within the script refers to the humorous segue the characters make from discussing crush stories to promoting their merchandise, which includes hats, shirts, sweatshirts, stickers, and socks. This transition illustrates the blending of personal storytelling with commercial interests, a common practice in content creation where personal narratives are used to engage the audience before introducing promotional content.

💡Awkward Interactions

Awkward interactions are a recurring theme in the crush stories, where characters recount moments of misunderstanding, embarrassment, or miscommunication with their crushes. For example, the narrator's story about being unable to provide a phone number to his crush due to not owning a phone, and the subsequent awkward offer of exchanging emails instead. These interactions highlight the nervousness and uncertainty often accompanying young love and the humorous outcomes that can result from attempts to navigate these feelings.

💡Delayed Response

A delayed response refers to the narrator's peculiar habit of replying to his crush's emails years later, which is humorously portrayed as part of his 'Elementary School Riz'. This behavior illustrates the theme of missed connections and the whimsical way in which people can reflect on past interactions with humor and regret. The exaggerated delay in responding serves to amplify the comedic element of the story, showcasing how time can change perspectives on past crushes.

💡Riz

Riz, in the context of the script, refers to one's skill or technique in wooing or attracting a crush. The narrator and his friends use the term humorously to describe their actions and strategies in trying to impress their crushes, despite the often awkward or ineffective outcomes. For instance, the narrator describes his email exchanges and delayed responses as showcasing his 'Elementary School Riz', highlighting the playful and self-deprecating way individuals can discuss their attempts at romance.

💡Unrequited Love

Unrequited love is a theme touched upon in the crush stories, where the feelings of the narrator or characters are not reciprocated by their crushes, or the interactions do not lead to a romantic relationship. This theme is explored through the humorous recounting of failed attempts to connect with or impress their crushes, reflecting the common experience of one-sided affection, especially in the context of youthful crushes.

💡Nostalgia

Nostalgia is a key theme of the video, as the characters reminisce about their past crushes from elementary school and beyond. The recounting of these stories evokes a sense of longing for the simplicity and innocence of childhood feelings and experiences. The script uses nostalgia to connect with the audience, inviting them to reflect on their own past crushes and the humorous, poignant, or awkward moments that accompanied them.

💡Social Dynamics

Social dynamics in the script refer to the interactions and behaviors between different groups of people, such as boys and girls in elementary school, and how societal norms influence their interactions. The script humorously addresses the tendency for boys and girls to stick with their own groups and the challenges this poses for expressing interest in a crush. It reflects on the complexities of navigating social expectations and the awkwardness that can arise from attempts to breach these divides.

Highlights

Introduction to sharing crush stories from childhood involving a wide range of crushes including girls, boys, animals, robots, and cartoons.

A story of holding onto elementary school crush evidence for years, highlighting childhood innocence and attachment.

The alpha male narrative in elementary school, humorously portraying attention from a wide audience including women, men, and teachers.

The crush, 'Emily D', was in every class, showcasing the heightened significance of elementary school crushes.

The humorous depiction of childhood attraction based solely on gender.

A crush story turning into a merch promotion, blending humor with marketing.

The unexpected approach by a crush in elementary school, leading to a humorous exchange about not having a phone.

The transition from asking for a phone number to asking for an email, highlighting the communication methods of the time.

The amusing confession of replying to a crush's email two years later, emphasizing procrastination and missed opportunities.

The story concludes with a humorous twist on political crushes, specifically on Nancy Pelosi, blending politics with personal narratives.

A failed attempt to impress a crush in elementary school by jumping off a swing, ending in physical comedy.

A crush on Dora the Explorer, revealing childhood innocence and the attraction to fictional characters.

A story of love leading to academic downfall, humorously blaming a crush for being placed in a 'stupid class'.

The realization that being madly in love can lead to unforeseen consequences, such as being transferred to a basement class.

The narrative ends with a call to action to buy merch, humorously tying back to the crush theme.

Transcripts

00:00

crushes we all had them girls boys

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animals robots cartoons we're going to

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be telling our funniest Crush stories

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and at the end you're going to know who

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Everyone likes I'm a crush on you get

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away from me I'm going to tell you guys

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a true Crush story that happened in

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elementary school and I still have the

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evidence to this day for some reason

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what do you mean evidence bro has been

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holding on to this for the rest of his

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life I've been keeping it a lock bro

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still waiting for her to say yes bro

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so back in my Peak Elementary School you

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know the peak of all Peak people you

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know the alpha male I was okay obviously

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I received a lot of attention from women

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and you know even some men and you know

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even some teachers teachers teachers

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what do you mean by that I had this

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crush on this girl for a long time we

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we'll call her Emily D Emily a baddie

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yo in elementary

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school thatway is in elementary school

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still she was in every single one of my

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class classes for math science

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literature you name it okay we were in

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all our classes we we never really

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talked to each other but that was kind

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of normal in elementary school you know

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like the boys sticked with the boys and

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the girls sticked with the girls you

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know and

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honestly exactly and you know honestly I

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didn't know anything about her all I

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knew is that she was female and I liked

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it good enough and I liked it it's crazy

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dang sxi been looking fine recently oo

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you

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noce it must be my look maxing routine

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100 reps of mewing 100 reps of Hunter

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eyes 100 reps of looking in the mirror

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and being depressed uh I don't think

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it's like that I think it's the hot new

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merch you got on dang straight man we

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got hats we got shirts we got

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sweatshirts all the things you would

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expect from socks merch what about we

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even got stickers put them on your PC

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put them on your phone put them on your

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dog my dog wa that's the cutest stuff

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I've ever seen what about you know socks

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you you think I'm stupid or something

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you you think I'm are you calling me an

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idiot are you trying to call me out of

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course we got

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sucks and they're comfy too click the

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link in the description and get some

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merch today at socks

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store all right one day the strangest

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thing happened okay she actually came up

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to me wait found okay this is where this

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starts this is fake this is where it

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start gets made up oh oh dude wait till

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the evidence comes in my bro it's going

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to blow your mind goodz you have it's

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going to blow your mind you're going to

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be mind blown he actually came up to me

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like why did she approach me okay I

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stared blankly like into her eyes I

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didn't even say anything like what was

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there to say and then she asked me for

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my

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number what you had Elementary School

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you had a phone at elementary school

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well that's what I'm saying I I stare

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blankly into her eyes Okay my cross just

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asked me for my number but you know

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what's crazier than that I I didn't

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who had a phone in elementary school and

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I'm pretty sure they didn't even exist

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back then bro how old are you I'm like

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10 or something or nine okay hold are

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you now cuz just to have phones back

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then I I didn't even get a flip phone

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till High School okay high school phone

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a

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flip how are you real I forgot how young

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that way was I thought that was only in

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shows bro

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what how young are you people actually

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went around dude people went around it

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all makes sense that you are actually 14

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it actually makes sense think it's in

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the show it means it existed once Ali do

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not be talking you need a cave bro I

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don't want to hear it oh my God bro why

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is she catching a stray damn well okay

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dude she asked me for my number right so

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I didn't I didn't have a phone so I

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stared directly into her eyes with no

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reasoning and I just said no wow the

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game you got is crazy the rizzler the

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rizzler I get it he's playing the long

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game he's playing the he's playing can't

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catch me game I I followed up quickly I

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said I don't have a phone I I thought

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that would be the end of it you know I

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thought she would just walk off but no

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she smiled and said what about an email

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email listen you guys might have been in

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elementary school but you guys y'all are

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old that heart holy crap email email was

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the thing back then okay email was a

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thing there was nothing else there was

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no there was no Facebook or Myspace that

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didn't exist bro there's something crazy

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called Picto chat bro just DS up what is

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pin Chad I are you guys bro I do not

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want to be in but and I did have an

04:36

email so I wrote it down and I gave it

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to her okay I just gave my crush my

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email okay and she just walked off and

04:43

we never talked ever again okay for the

04:45

rest of the school day I was still in

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shock and to be honest I didn't know

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what just happened as soon as I got home

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I checked my PC and she sent me an email

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oh she said won't you and you know

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what's going to be really funny it's

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time to show you my Elementary School

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Riz because I I have all the emails that

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I sent to

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the every single one first she sent me

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an email on February 27th 2012

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20 2012 she said hey Nick what's up how

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wait okay before you like keep going how

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did you find it how did you find this he

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started he started why did you start bro

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have you been just looking back on this

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every single day single day I told you

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this is the peak of my life I mean

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everything's downhill after this I still

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waiting for for her to say yeah bro so

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okay she sent me a message so you know I

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got to show her my Elementary School RZ

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right so you know I I I send her the

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classic you know I said this I say not

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much just sitting around waiting for my

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piano teacher to come you oh yo you

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smart you showing her I had the Emojis

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on

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Deck I cannot make this up this is so so

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true this is I tell you I I got the best

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risk cuz you know what she sends right

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back that's so weird I just got back

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from piano she plays piano too I'm F in

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it's written in the stars no way she's

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lying no way locked in is crazy Bros

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been locked in since the since grade one

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I I don't reply to this I don't reply to

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this okay I don't reply lock down okay

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she follows up she doubles down she

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double down again and she sends me a

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picture of her dog want to see my new

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puppy his name is Sparky a cute puppy

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and I don't really hate cats by the way

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I actually kind of like them which I

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don't understand so I might have said

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something in school because she's

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replying to my last message so it

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doesn't really make sense we got a

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picture of her dog things are happening

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what did you do what did you do next I

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reply 2 years later 2 years you can't do

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that I've been very busy I say hey sorry

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I have not been responding in a while

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I've been very busy that is a very cool

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dog by the way did you get a phone by

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that or something did you graduate what

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happened she probably doesn't even have

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that email anymore does she reply please

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tell me she replies right away on the

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same day that's damn 2 years later she

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says no worries how's life sent from an

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iPhone so she's upgraded it's a whole

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new it's a whole new century so she she

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says no worries how's life so this is my

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chance okay I haven't responded in 2

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years Dam

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I can redemption right and you know I

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actually follow back you know right

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right away I said this long story short

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I'm at tennis School bro that the W RZ

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and honestly that you might think that

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like would turn her away no she replied

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right away wow really that's cool still

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in NC or like boarding school she's

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engaged she's engaged what

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engaged are you sure these aren't AI

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generated comments God I will show you I

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will pull up the eail after this and

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I'll will show you it's all real can I

08:01

Emil her that would be kind of weird

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maybe that would be so fun who freaking

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asked that but you know this is like the

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most conversation I ever had with like a

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female so that was too much I had to

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close it right I had to say you know

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still here in NC but I got to go to

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sleep now I'm waking up 5:00 for

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practice and she said oh my God have fun

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it's 8:00 p.m. I had to go to bed I had

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to go to Old Man bedtime that was our

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whole conversation was that it that's it

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that's all but it gets better turns out

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there's other email threads that we had

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so this was just one email thread there

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was another one this one's actually this

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has even better RZ than the first one

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she said hey Nick I saw your riding your

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bike oh my God just looking for you w

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she noticed you why don't you approach

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each other so weird you know we never

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talk to each other in person and you

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know maybe I I I should have asked you

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know want to go like a park or something

09:00

do some activity you know you know what

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I did LOL Bro you suck at this how how

09:06

is she still text you like were you like

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were you a cool kid told peak of the

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peak wait wait wait wait I'm just

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realizing you texted her 13 days later

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oh yeah that's how much I care Y no

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that's the Riz girls like it when you

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seem uninterested s bro you were making

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like Minecraft faction videos on

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tutorials no this was before that I

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wasn't even dude I was nine are you sure

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that this was your first crush doesn't

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seem like you had a crush under at all

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dude honestly I don't even think like

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you could have a crush that young to be

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honest I don't I don't know I think

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female were just like wo females you

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know but yeah that was my insane

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Elementary School RZ and honestly I'm

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pretty proud of myself you know and uh

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this is not even a crush story then if

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you're proud of my RZ you should

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subscribe you'll never guess who My

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First Crush was I actually know the date

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January 22nd at 2:00 p.m. damn you know

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the time 2024 I just found out about her

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maybe today I don't know but okay I'm

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going to give you a little hint I'm

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going to try to maybe you guys can

10:06

figure it out she has brown hair wait so

10:08

wait wait what what was the date again

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January 22nd 2024 2:

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p.m. wait earlier today at 2 p.m. okay

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let's just let's just okay guys don't

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research don't look into it okay was

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this GI to no no Alie no please

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leave beautiful blue eyes her name

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starts with an n that is taste

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representative oh my

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shut who is this ncy Pelosi who the

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isn't she like a hundred years old let

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me S an image I need images I need I I

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don't know who this such a low quality

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image I got you I got you guys I got you

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guys look muffin she doesn't have blue

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eyes oh my God her skin is like ripe

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it's ready to peel off don't judge a

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book by its cover okay yeah I'm just

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going to say this bro I looked up Nancy

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Pelosi and this popped up I'm just

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putting that out there like like I don't

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no just the way she talks I just can't I

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just makes my heart how does she talk

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she she's like Hey kid say hey and like

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the way she talks makes my heart just

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flutter and you might be into my grandma

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bro should I put you on okay is she a

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conservative I don't really know what

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she is okay I'm just I just love the way

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she is I got DMS got DMS from her n

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Pelosi was dming a

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minor don't okay let me send my images

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let me send the first

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DM my

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go hey baby heyy you said that he said

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that an hour ago that was not even an

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hour ago he's an hour behind teamm that

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was like a couple

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minutes no no no she sent that to you

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yeah that was definitely her DM I didn't

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say hey baby sir don't read the bottom

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text of that image by the way don't read

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she must have saw uh saxophone buys you

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Amazon package so that that's all we

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have uh chatted so far but this is where

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the story goes down a wrong holes ever

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heard of um Paul Pelos who are these

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political figures muffin apparently

12:01

she's married eliminate the competition

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this little stinker took her listen

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muffin just because it's a goalkeeper

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doesn't mean you can't score you know

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what I'm saying you can be the mistress

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what he can be the mistress okay let me

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show you the real reason why she's just

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so great let me just send it that's oh

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my God I might be in love with her is

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that like a billion dollars dude I'm I'm

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I'm going to rate that uh one Nancy

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Pelosi head that's a pretty good rating

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out of out of 10 what about you TVH you

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got one uh I you know I have a few a few

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this brings me back to elementary school

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okay uh wait how old were you in like

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first grade like what three no what your

12:41

first crush was when you were 3 years

12:43

old in first grade I don't know if the

12:45

age matches up like s years old first

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grade okay for the sake of the story I

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don't remember the girl's name because

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she was not that important anymore I'm

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going to call her shy you got say with

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the whole

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acty exactly exactly exactly me and this

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girl basically talked every day she was

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like my first best friend she wants you

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she wants you yeah see I didn't know

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anything about feelings or anything like

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that I just knew that like you know I

13:09

talk to this person and I'm like

13:10

competent of her existence and that's it

13:13

I don't have her number don't know where

13:14

she lives don't really care about her

13:16

outside of school but she was my best

13:17

friend at the time okay then right this

13:20

is where all went down in she worked for

13:21

the government and she was tracking your

13:23

location to send you back where you came

13:27

from

13:29

anyway she was your sister but that

13:32

would have been a

13:34

bonus why are you guys so mean to me so

13:37

the story goes downhill when one day

13:39

we're having lunch okay I was a pretty

13:40

fat kid so I had my mom made me lunch

13:42

and then I went got school lunch and

13:44

then I got to the vending machine okay

13:45

so I was I was like a ball okay I was a

13:47

little rly Polly ball okay and I had to

13:49

sneeze really bad right so you know like

13:51

I don't like you know what air people

13:53

sneeze

13:54

they right like how like dads usually do

13:56

that's like all Air people okay there's

13:58

a problem okay mid sneeze it it was like

14:01

stuck oh no so I I so I do like a I do

14:04

like a little cough sneeze and this is

14:06

the problem right so you know up that

14:07

movie made me cry yeah right but you

14:09

know like all the balloons I'm so s now

14:12

shut up this is why you got ghosted now

14:14

imagine all these balloons okay were one

14:17

big giant bubble that came out of my

14:19

nose I was basically

14:22

levitating did she slurp it up like a

14:24

snack no she listen that's devious that

14:27

is I don't how do I even respond to that

14:30

I blow this giant bubble I start

14:32

floating okay and I'm I'm you blow

14:34

up I am levitating in the spot okay and

14:39

then the the bubble pops and I fall back

14:40

into my seat right and I'm embarrassed

14:42

I'm

14:43

like that's like the sound like a

14:45

seven-year-old Shi looks at me and she

14:48

she covers her mouth and she go and then

14:51

she's dying of laughing in in front of

14:53

me okay and now I'm like embarrassed

14:55

like I don't want to I don't want to

14:56

ever look at you again I hate you now

14:58

okay I I despise you right but this is

15:00

the problem she laughed so she liked me

15:02

more now she like Fallen madly in love

15:04

with me she would not leave me alone but

15:06

now I'm like severely embarrassed I

15:08

don't even want to deal with this person

15:09

ever again in my life that's Riz so for

15:11

like the rest of our time in school when

15:13

we went to school for like another like

15:14

5 6 Years cuz we had like the same

15:16

school zone I just refused to talk to

15:19

this girl and every time I talk to her I

15:21

would just be an absolute meanie B

15:22

beanie pants okay and that's how the

15:25

Wizler Wiz so basically you you had a

15:28

giant booger and then cried and went

15:31

yeah but at least I talked to her like

15:32

every day and not emailed w w w wild who

15:38

wait I was being supportive of your

15:40

story I was I was patting you on your

15:43

back I ra that a Riz out of 10 that was

15:45

pretty good who who here has a a a a

15:48

better Crush story H when I was 13 I had

15:52

my first love Just Bieber I was sitting

15:55

in my room one night on my bed trying to

15:57

find something to water and that's when

15:59

I saw him the man of my dreams I knew

16:02

right there that nobody can come between

16:04

us or could ever come above and he had

16:07

me going crazy I was Star Struck are you

16:10

singing baby no what are you talking

16:12

about shut

16:14

up that's the most aggressive I've ever

16:16

heard her so I looked up what anime he

16:18

was from and it was black bustler

16:21

Sebastian melis wao wait he's not real

16:25

no he's a FAL character yeah anyways my

16:28

heart was pounding I would wake up daily

16:30

just to watch him a little too much

16:32

detail I don't like it I would think

16:34

about him at school on the playground

16:36

but I just want to see him on the

16:37

weekend you reading like a book he had

16:39

me dazing cuz he was so amazing what is

16:43

this is this a poem why is rhing this a

16:45

poem why is it rhyming but then my heart

16:48

was breaking because he's not real so

16:50

yeah who has a crush story he didn't

16:54

even rate it that's how

16:56

B all right you want me to go wait is

16:58

this when you were younger okay L yes it

17:01

was so like current time

17:04

TBH how many times you guys made this

17:06

joke I wanted someone to watch all the

17:08

videos and watch the I hate you guys see

17:11

listen the way I was when I was growing

17:12

up I was a little bit shy you know I

17:14

just look at the girls from a distance I

17:16

want to go up to them knocking them at

17:17

the dead of night aren't you outside

17:20

their window I am I don't I don't I

17:22

don't look at them at all bro they're

17:24

scary bro the girls are actually scary

17:26

agreed yeah I know the minute you look

17:28

at us or mouth on hinges and teeth start

17:30

coming out and no yeah I've seen that

17:32

happen I saw a girl I was at a

17:33

playground I think this was like fourth

17:35

grade I saw a girl and I was like dang

17:37

chy wow not was saying that to fourth

17:39

grade girls anyways her name was Jessica

17:41

Jessica is walking around the playground

17:43

the recess time with her friends you

17:44

know chilling and I'm over here on the

17:46

swing and I'm like damn I got to impress

17:48

these cuz you know like I wasn't like

17:49

athletic I wasn't like that smart I was

17:51

like dang well you know what's

17:52

impressive me swinging on the swing you

17:54

know what else is impressive me jumping

17:56

off the swing and so I thought you know

17:58

what you know would be really cool if I

17:59

go as high as I can and then jump off

18:01

and stick The Landing she's walking

18:03

around and I say hey

18:06

Jessica that voice dude yeah bro because

18:08

I'm swinging and I'm wasting all my

18:09

energy trying to get to the max height

18:11

and speed I can so I'm like hey Jessica

18:14

she's like yeah she's walking with her

18:16

friend still are you sure that's not

18:18

like a grown man listen anyway she's

18:20

still walking with her friend and she's

18:21

like right in front of me I'm like watch

18:23

this right and then I I as soon as I

18:25

reached my Peak on the swing set I

18:27

launched my body forward and you know

18:29

what happens you know she's still

18:30

walking you hit it why it what you say

18:32

it you hit it you did it you suck the

18:34

landing oh yeah yeah yeah no I I hit

18:36

something you know she's still walking

18:38

and uh I crashed right into it I fly

18:41

right but you made her fall for you you

18:45

guys you guys think you guys think it's

18:46

like something soft full Landing no I

18:48

flew into her so hard I knocked out my

18:51

tooth okay I want you to know how far i'

18:53

flew into her D you donated your tooth

18:55

for her that's so romantic is your a

18:57

baby tooth or your adult tooth his adult

19:00

tooth in

19:01

elementary where do you grow adult tooth

19:04

bro I'm still my baby tooth bro's still

19:07

waiting anyways I look up at her I'm

19:09

like oh my gosh Jessica are you

19:13

okay bro best marage I look at her her

19:16

nose is smooshed in bro her nose is

19:19

smooshed in it's it's kind of Dripping

19:21

and I look I I feel the top of my head

19:23

actually feel a little blood not going

19:25

to lie I feel a little blood it's not

19:26

mine though so did she like look like

19:29

Voldemort after yeah bro her nose was

19:30

smushed you smashed her nose with your

19:33

head yeah I've been hitting St with my

19:34

head walls woman what's next babies so

19:37

is she like alive uh yeah you have to

19:40

think about it why' you have to think

19:41

about it but then you know after a

19:43

couple years I on my computer I load up

19:46

this one game and then I'm like dang

19:47

this car's kind of hot and her name's

19:49

Monica okay buddy all right okay okay

19:53

okay bro hit his head a little too hard

19:56

all right I rate that um NOS knows NOS

19:59

out of out of 10 who's got a crush story

20:03

oh I got one you don't Hally Hillary

20:07

Clinton you know what I I'll explain my

20:10

crush stories okay has anyone seen a

20:13

cartoon called D the Explorer oh my God

20:18

D the Explorer when I was young when

20:21

when I when I was a kid I was like I

20:23

cannot wait to see D the Explorer and I

20:26

was like I dude I just have a crushed

20:29

Ador explorer was this recent no this is

20:31

when I was like 12 wait she she's like

20:34

six bro no this is when I was like a

20:37

kid yeah 12 is a big bro ju I met you

20:41

four years

20:44

later you had a crush on door Explorer 4

20:47

years earlier no wait no maybe when I

20:49

when it wasn't 12 probably when I was

20:51

like eight what what did you like about

20:53

Dora I don't know I just I I don't even

20:55

know she was just she was just dor she

20:57

was just exploring you know you wish you

20:59

were boots huh wait who's boots you had

21:02

a crunch the door the Explorer and you

21:03

don't even know who boots was I can't

21:05

remember this was so long ago but then I

21:08

Grew Older and you know what I was like

21:10

fictional characters aren't for me how

21:12

dare you say that about fictional

21:14

characters D say I give that toothpaste

21:16

on toothbrush I think there's only one

21:18

person left do you guys actually want to

21:20

hear my story I think it's two like five

21:22

levels ahead of you guys to comprehend

21:24

you know I think it's a I want to hear

21:26

your crush story we want to hear a me

21:28

God my story happened in Third Grade

21:30

back when I was in the gifted and

21:32

talented class you know back when my

21:34

parents were proud of me my dad would uh

21:36

tell all the kids in the neighborhood my

21:38

son very good going to be doctor one day

21:41

okay I just destroy his dreams I I only

21:42

had one best friend his name was

21:44

Jonathan I was sitting around with

21:45

Jonathan one day and I was like you know

21:46

I was eating my you know my food my dor

21:48

and then I saw someone on the lunch line

21:51

and what was his name no it was not a

21:53

her a him it was

21:57

a

22:00

I saw a girl for the first time for the

22:03

first time what about your mom this is

22:05

your first time ever seeing a girl oh

22:07

first time actually noticed a girl okay

22:09

she was standing in the lunch line okay

22:11

she had like she had like nice hair and

22:13

and for for some reason her face was

22:15

just like did you go up there and do the

22:17

sigma face I was sitting I was sitting

22:20

in in the T in the cafeteria just like

22:23

30 ft away she didn't know that I exist

22:26

okay but for some reason whenever God

22:28

was doing her a favor oh my God I'm like

22:31

n way I didn't crash into her okay I at

22:34

least I had a confrontation with her I

22:36

just stood there and just washed her

22:38

every single day that's yeah that's

22:40

weirder than me bro listen it starts off

22:42

okay I was planting my Riz and then I

22:44

went home and I was like I can't pay

22:46

attention in school I don't even eat

22:48

lunch I just sit there wait wait wait

22:50

wait so you can't do anything you're

22:53

just completely idolizing this woman

22:55

dude no I was just like Star Struck bro

22:57

like I literally like I went to school

22:59

and I forgot everything bro I went home

23:01

and I was like to my dad I can't pay

23:03

attention in school he he took it a

23:05

little bit too serious like what you

23:07

can't pay attention in school you bloody

23:09

I spent 50 years coming here to America

23:12

to get so angry he's cutting out I'm

23:15

actually scared juicy I'm putting you in

23:17

front of me keep it what am I supposed

23:19

to do I'm scared oh God he's back my dad

23:23

my dad got so Furious over that he went

23:25

to school right he's like this this is

23:27

not my kid fault that he can't pay

23:28

attention in school it's the teachers

23:30

it's the government okay they're all

23:32

like doing something to my kid they're

23:33

brainwashing them with their the stupid

23:36

uh Tik Tok and stuff he to school he's

23:38

like you brother teachers why AR you

23:39

teaching my kid you want to need to be a

23:41

doctor you should be in 12th grade right

23:43

now you freaking keeping them back all

23:45

these stupid kids the teacher just like

23:47

you know for some reason your kid just

23:48

like isn't paying attention to school

23:50

he's like no it's your F it's your fault

23:53

right and he would just keep doing that

23:54

he did that the whole entire day created

23:56

a whole scene all this is because of

23:59

women so what you're saying is that we

24:00

need to eliminate all women based this

24:03

got this starts to get a little bit too

24:04

heated right even like the principal

24:06

like my my dad went to the principal and

24:08

he's like you know there's something

24:10

wrong happening like why is my gray

24:11

starting to go down automatically or

24:13

something this is racism then the

24:15

principal and the teachers they were

24:16

like we can't have this on our rep in

24:18

school so they had a meeting one day it

24:21

was all because of you yeah the meeting

24:22

was about me because you can't focus are

24:25

you talking about the meeting where the

24:27

schools meet with you Dad saying you're

24:28

eating too much lunch they got to put

24:30

down the cost all the tax pay money is

24:32

going into it to keep you satiated BR

24:36

shut up let me okay so they had this

24:38

meeting what they decided on was that uh

24:41

put you on a diet you know maybe I don't

24:43

deserve to be in the gifted and talented

24:46

class when they came to my dad and they

24:49

told him like Hey we're changing his

24:51

class to something else right I actually

24:53

saw that as good news in my head I was

24:55

like maybe I can get transferred into

24:58

this other girl's class why are you

24:59

Whispering it your dad's at

25:02

home shut up they put me in the class in

25:05

the basement the basement seriously yeah

25:08

there was this class in the basement

25:10

they put me in there and this this

25:12

school was so like segregated it was

25:13

based on like the higher up it goes it's

25:15

like the cast system it's like the

25:17

basement is the the stupidest class the

25:19

fourth floor is the best class because

25:22

of a crush you had because of this girl

25:24

wait she wasn't in the basement yeah she

25:26

wasn't in the basement that's what was

25:28

my surprise because I was excited to go

25:30

to class you were surprised that she

25:32

wasn't stupid I didn't okay I didn't

25:34

know this this the thing I didn't know

25:36

this class was stupid that's when I

25:37

first went inside and I was like yo bro

25:40

why it's in the basement I went into the

25:42

class and there's just like the kids are

25:44

crawling on the walls they're ripping up

25:46

papers they're running around what the

25:49

teacher is like taking a ruler and

25:51

smacking it on the board like pay

25:52

attention kids I feel like everyone

25:54

there all the kids over there like just

25:56

well it if only that girl only you

25:58

didn't fall for that girl all this chaos

26:00

because you were madly in love telling

26:02

you bro did you even ask her out because

26:04

this woman did you email her dude I

26:06

don't even know her name to this I never

26:08

saw her respectable very respectable if

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