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Summary
TLDRThe Late Show host Steven Colar discusses various topics, including the 2024 election, Trump's claims of unfair treatment, his search for a vice president, and his views on NATO funding. The script also covers Trump's personal struggles, his take on the Deep State, and his recent legal issues regarding classified documents. Additionally, the show touches on Don Lemon's new venture and a Montana rancher's illegal breeding of giant sheep hybrids.
Takeaways
- 🎤 The Late Show is hosted by Steven Colar and aired on March 14th, celebrating Pi Day.
- 🏆 Pi is recognized as the official irrational number of the 2024 election cycle.
- 🚀 Trump secured the Republican nomination and discussed his treatment in the media during an interview with Greg Kelly on Newsmax.
- 🗣️ Trump expressed feeling unfairly treated, comparing himself to Andrew Jackson and others throughout history.
- 🎭 The interview had a 'dear leader' vibe, with Trump discussing his search for a vice president and international affairs.
- 🌍 Trump complained about the U.S. funding for NATO, suggesting European nations should contribute more due to their economies and security risks.
- 💭 Trump mentioned his personal struggles, like getting out of bed, in a humorous and exaggerated manner.
- 🔍 Greg Kelly asked Trump about his numerous criminal investigations, to which Trump felt protected and possibly 'chosen'.
- 📄 The discussion touched on Trump's classified documents case, with his lawyers arguing the Presidential Records Act doesn't apply to him.
- 🐑 A Montana rancher bred giant clone sheep illegally for sport hunting purposes.
- 🌾 The rancher, Arthur Jack Shoar, used biological tissue from threatened species in his breeding, leading to legal consequences.
Q & A
Who is the host of the show mentioned in the transcript?
-The host of the show is Steven Colar.
What significant mathematical constant is celebrated on March 14th?
-Pi (π) is celebrated on March 14th, as 3.14 are the first three digits of the constant.
What did Trump accomplish in the week mentioned in the transcript?
-Trump clinched the Republican nomination for the 2024 election.
Who is Greg Kelly in the context of the transcript?
-Greg Kelly is a Newsmax host with whom Trump had an interview.
What did Trump discuss extensively during his interview with Greg Kelly?
-Trump discussed how unfairly he has been treated, his search for a vice president, and his views on NATO funding.
What is the significance of the phrase 'a thing called' used repeatedly by Trump in the transcript?
-The phrase 'a thing called' is used by Trump as a verbal tick, emphasizing the topics he is discussing, such as the Civil War, ratings, and Truth Social.
How did Trump describe his morning routine during the interview?
-Trump described his morning routine as a war, involving rolling over, sitting up, and putting on pants, which he referred to as the Battle of the Bulge.
What was the main point of discussion regarding Trump's classified documents case?
-The main point was that Trump's lawyers argued the Presidential Records Act does not apply to him because he had the authority to designate presidential records as personal, thus they are not subject to the National Archives' jurisdiction.
What happened to Don Lemon after he was fired from CNN?
-After being fired from CNN, Don Lemon announced a new show on Twitter, with his first guest being Elon Musk.
What was the outcome of Don Lemon's interview with Elon Musk?
-The interview did not go well, leading to Elon Musk canceling the partnership with Don Lemon.
What illegal activity was Arthur Jack Shoar, the Montana Rancher, involved in?
-Arthur Jack Shoar was involved in wildlife trafficking, specifically breeding giant sheep hybrids, which is illegal.
Outlines
🎤 The Late Show Monologue: Trump's Election and Pi Day
The host, Steven Colar, opens the show with a welcome and a humorous reference to Pi Day, which falls on March 14th. He then discusses the 2024 election, noting that Trump has secured the Republican nomination. The monologue continues with a satirical take on Trump's interview with Greg Kelly on Newsmax, where Trump complains about perceived unfair treatment and his style of speech. The host pokes fun at Trump's claims and references to the 'Deep State', his search for a vice president, and his comments on NATO and European nations. The segment ends with a joke about Trump's personal struggles and a mention of his criminal investigations, with a humorous take on the idea of Trump being 'the chosen one'.
🚗 Trump's Legal Troubles and Don Lemon's New Venture
The segment begins with a discussion of Trump's legal issues, focusing on his handling of classified documents and the defense presented by his lawyers. The host humorously compares Trump's situation to a car theft scenario, where Trump argues he couldn't have stolen the car because it was his. The summary then shifts to news about Don Lemon, a former CNN anchor, who was fired and has since started a new show on Twitter. The show's first guest was Elon Musk, but the partnership was reportedly canceled after the interview. The segment also touches on Lemon's questioning of Musk about his recent meeting with Trump and ends with a bizarre story about a Montana rancher breeding giant cloned sheep, which is illegal, and the rancher's upcoming sentencing.
🎶 Upcoming Show and Final Thoughts
The host wraps up the monologue by teasing the upcoming show, which will feature guest Paul Sun. He invites the audience to stay tuned for more entertainment and concludes the segment with a reference to the next episode of Law and Order: SVU, which will cover the details of the sheep breeding case discussed earlier. The segment ends with a musical cue and applause from the audience.
Mindmap
Keywords
💡Pi Day
💡Irrational Number
💡Trump
💡Deep State
💡MAGA
💡NATO
💡Civil Investigations
💡Classified Documents
💡Elon Musk
💡Giant Sheep Hybrids
Highlights
The Late Show host Steven Colar discusses the 2024 election and Trump's official irrational number association.
Trump secured the Republican nomination and his interview with Greg Kelly on Newsmax.
Trump's complaints about unfair treatment and comparisons to Michael Jackson's 'Bad'.
The humorous take on Trump's eating habits and sleep routine.
Trump's discussion on his search for a vice president and political ambitions.
The satirical soup recipe for healing America's partisan divide.
Trump's comments on NATO and European nations' financial contributions.
The verbal tick Trump has been using, emphasizing the phrase 'a thing called'.
The humorous speculation on Trump's personal struggles and morning routine.
Greg Kelly's question about Trump's perception of being protected by divine intervention.
The discussion on Trump's classification of documents as personal and the legal implications.
Comparison of Trump's document case with Biden's, and Trump's defense.
The mention of Bill Clinton's 'socks case' and the infamous 'I did not have sexual relations' statement.
Update on Don Lemon's new show on Twitter and his interview with Elon Musk.
Elon Musk's cancellation of the partnership with Don Lemon and the Twitter community's reaction.
The revelation of Trump and Musk's meeting in Florida and their discussion.
Breaking news about the Montana Rancher breeding giant clone Franken sheep illegally.
Details on Arthur Jack Shoar's illegal sheep breeding and the use of threatened species' tissue.
The humorous conclusion of the sheep breeding saga and the upcoming sentencing.
Transcripts
welcome ladies and gentlemen to The Late
Show I'm your host Steven colar it is
March it is March 14th happy Pi
Day Pi of course uh goes on infinitely
which is why it has been named the
official irrational number of the 2024
election Trump uh clinched the
Republican nomination this week and last
night he went on Newsmax to talk to Greg
Kelly now if you don't know who Greg
Kelly is it doesn't
matter Trump spent a lot of the
interview talking about how unfairly
he's treated and I looked now even last
night I was saying it I said there's no
I don't care Andrew Jackson or anybody
else nobody has when you think of the
the fake things nobody's been treated
like Trump in terms of badly
totally totally normal way to say that
reminds of my favorite Michael Jackson
album
in terms of
badly does he talk like that the rest of
the day no one eats chicken nuggets like
Trump in terms of hungrily nobody puts
on pajamas like Trump by way of sleepily
and the Deep State the Deep state is for
forcing Trump to get up several times a
night appr propo of
poopy
or
aoop Trump talked about his his search
uh for a vice president president and
insisted that everybody wants the gig
there's not a person in politics that
doesn't want it and that includes
Democrats if I wanted I'd have a
Democrat I'd have a liberal I'd have a
uh I'd have anybody I want then do it
coward Trump Bernie
2024 do
it there is no look no quiet there is
only one way to heal America's partisan
divide that is
soup I've gone full Maga make America
gaspacho
again maybe a couple of
croutons then it was time for
international Affairs Trump complained
yet again about America footing the bill
for NATO the European nations as a
combination they should be paying the
same because you know their econom is
approximately the same size plus they're
in a lot more danger than we are we have
a thing called an ocean between us right
and uh they don't what kind of weirdo
says a thing called ocean a guy named
me there you go this is there you go and
that was worth it you got to go back and
get that
one uh this is actually a verbal tick
that Trump's been leaning on a lot
lately listen to this a thing called the
Civil War thing called ratings a thing
called Truth social a thing called super
Tuesday a thing called gasoline a thing
called
fish
seems weird but there's probably a very
simple explanation for why he talks that
way a thing called brain
damage Trump
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also Trump also opened about he opened
up about his personal struggles some
people say sir how do you get out of bed
in the morning it's a
war no it's true getting out of bed is a
war first fight is rolling over then
comes sitting up it's absolutely
harrowing and finally the
pants that's the real Battle of the
Bulge the whole interview had a real
sort of uh dear leader state run TV
Vibes here's an actual question that
Greg Kelly asked Trump about his many
criminal investigations these cases were
designed to destroy you yes and they've
helped you and some of us actually we
see I know my audience and me too we see
that you're protected maybe even by the
hand of God has that ever crossed your
mind quick followup is it true that you
are the chosen one the the quits kharak
who can bring balance to the force
defeat Voldemort free us from the Matrix
and then feed a hungry World by letting
us all suckle on your Bountiful blessed
teeths my Lord may I motorboat
you really did we
did we find the
line
no
no too
much the interview also touched on
Trump's classified documents case and
naturally Trump insisted that he did
nothing wrong there's something going on
because they're going after me viciously
then all of a sudden it comes out that
Biden took 10 times the number of
documents that I did and I took him very
legally
okay saying something you did something
very legally really makes it sound like
you broke the law look I went for a
drive very legally very soberly and I
drove into extremely no living rooms and
as a result a tremendous amount of my
wife is very not divorcing
me in defending himself Trump insisted
that he did nothing wrong but even if he
did it's okay because the clintons did
it first by the way they released
Hillary Clinton she hammered her phones
nothing happens to Bill Clinton he took
it out in his socks you know was famous
socks case oh we all remember Bill
Clinton's socks case who could forget
this famous line I did not have sexual
relations with that
woman I missed that takes you back
doesn't it that takes you
back today Donald Trump was in a Florida
Court uh for that case prided over by
Trump appointed federal
judge and picture in a cursed locket
that will steal your soul e Cannon his
lawyers argued today that the
presidential records act does not apply
to former president Trump because he had
virtually unreviewable authority to
designate presidential records as
personal ones and the National Archives
has authority over only presidential
records not personal ones okay so he has
the power to declare presidential
records personal records and as a result
they are no longer presidential records
because as president they belong to him
personally as you can see officer I
couldn't have stolen the car because I
have
it how could I steal something that's
already mine now do you have the keys
cuz I'm having a hell of a time Hotwire
in this some
oh uh in uh in in news news
there's new news about former CNN anchor
and Airbnb host who keeps hanging around
long after you get
there Don Lemon lemon if you'll remember
was fired from CNN uh last year but it
seems like he landed on his feet when he
announced in January that he was getting
a new show on Twitter and his first
guest was none other than Twitter owner
and Uber driver who's going to ask you
if you live alone Elon
Musk lemon interviewed musk uh just last
Friday right and evidently it did not go
uh too good because shortly after he
announced Elon Musk has canceled the
partnership I had with X you know
something went wrong when you're asked
to leave
Twitter I'm sorry but you're no longer
welcome in our community of Flat Earth
incel
Nazis lemon also pressed musk about his
recent meeting with Trump you recently
met with Donald Trump in Florida what
did you guys talk about I was at of
breakfast at a friend's place and Donald
Trump came by that's it what' you
discuss
I um let's just say uh he did most of
the
talking okay that checks
out Elon other guy I see you're enjoying
a thing called breakfast anyway can I
have a thing called $450
million and the rest of those pancakes
please what what what's that I'm getting
some urgent breaking sheep news is this
true yes a Montana Rancher bred giant
clone Franken
sheep that is awful and not only because
the most annoying guy you know just said
actually it's Franken sheep's
monster
the Mad Montana mutant mutton maker in
question is an 80-year-old Rancher named
Arthur Jack shoar so why did Ry Jack
make these Monsters the goal was hunting
them for
sport a yes there is no greater thrill
than hunting man's deadliest Predator
sheep good luck evading their natural
defense standing still and growing you a
sweater turns out all of this this uh
hybriding of the sheep it's all very
illegal which is why artjack pleaded
guilty to Wildlife trafficking after
nearly decade long conspiracy to breed
giant sheep hybrids and there is no way
to know how many illegal sheep he bred
because every time authorities tried to
count them they immediately fall
asleep the extra legal part of this the
extra legal part of this was hold on
hold on stay focused here the extra
legal part or extra illegal part of this
was using biological tissue obtained
from a threatened species the Marco Polo
argal sheep which is a great choice for
hunting because they always reveal their
location Marco
poo gotcha
apparently apparently and this is true
to make the hybrids he extracted Sean
from big horn sheep after paying $400 to
a hunting guide for the Sheep's
testicles oh yeah for that you got to
know a guy
hey you buying
balls I got sheep I got bull I got
humpback I got ostrich and listen if
you're into luxury items I got
Sasquatch last
pair good catch
but now the sheep nanigans have come to
an end shoar sentencing is set for July
and you can catch up on all the details
in the next episode of Law and Order
SVU we got a great show for you tonight
my
guest this Paul Sun you want we come
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