I Used Only Vintage Technology for a Week

Kurtis Conner
24 Mar 202466:07

Summary

TLDRIn a nostalgic experiment, the creator of the video revisits vintage technology, exploring the functionalities and limitations of devices such as a Casio analog handheld TV, a Palm Pilot, an AT&T Video Phone 2500, a Casio RIS digital wrist camera, a My Little Reminder voice recorder, and the Cybernaut MA4 wearable computer. Despite the technological advancements, the creator finds that some vintage tech still holds charm and ingenuity, while others have become obsolete with time. The video is a humorous and insightful journey through the evolution of technology, highlighting the rapid pace of innovation and the human creativity behind it.

Takeaways

  • 📱 The speaker reflects on the evolution of technology, from using LimeWire to download music to the advanced VR and AI technologies of today.
  • 🌐 The惊叹于Apple Vision Pro's ability to simulate experiences like standing on the moon, highlighting the rapid advancements in tech.
  • 🤖 Excitement is expressed for OpenAI's text-to-video project, Sora, which can generate highly realistic videos from text prompts, potentially disrupting the entertainment industry.
  • 📱 The speaker decides to use vintage tech in the modern age, exploring the challenges and nostalgia associated with older devices.
  • 📺 Attempts to use a portable TV in 2024 are met with failure due to the discontinuation of analog TV signals.
  • 📷 A Casio digital wrist camera from 2001 is used to take photos, demonstrating the early attempts at wearable tech.
  • 🎤 The 'My Little Reminder' device, a digital voice recorder, is tested for its practicality in everyday life, with mixed results.
  • 📱 The speaker laments the inability to fully utilize a Palm Pilot due to the lack of Wi-Fi and support for the outdated device.
  • 🎶 The 'Bone Phone,' an AM FM stereo radio worn around the neck, is tested and found to have a unique but limited use.
  • 📱 The AT&T Video Phone 2500, an early video calling device, is praised for its innovative technology despite its current impracticality.
  • 💻 The Cybernaut MA4 wearable computer, a bulky and outdated device, is celebrated for its ambition and the glimpse it provides into the future of wearable tech.

Q & A

  • What was the main challenge the speaker faced when trying to use the vintage tech products?

    -The main challenge was that many of the vintage tech products did not work to their full potential or were difficult to use in the modern context, such as the portable TV not picking up any signals and the Palm Pilot being hard to type on.

  • How did the speaker describe the Casio analog handheld TV?

    -The speaker described it as a small, lightweight device that could potentially receive an analog TV signal, despite analog TV broadcasts being discontinued in many places.

  • What was the main issue with the AT&T Video Phone 2500?

    -The main issue was that it was expensive, bulky, and required both parties to have the same technology, which was rare. Additionally, it was difficult to find people to video call with due to its limited user base.

  • What was the Cybernaut MA4 wearable computer?

    -The Cybernaut MA4 was a wearable computer from the late '90s that included a head-mounted display, a wrist-mounted keyboard and floppy drive, and a camera. It was designed to be worn around the waist and used for computing on the go.

  • Why did the speaker find the Casio digital wrist camera watch interesting?

    -The speaker found it interesting because it was a unique combination of a watch and a camera, allowing users to take black and white photos and immediately store or transfer them to a PC.

  • What was the purpose of the 'My Little Reminder' device?

    -The 'My Little Reminder' was a digital voice recorder designed to help users remember tasks or information by recording voice messages that could be played back later.

  • How did the speaker feel about the vintage tech experiment overall?

    -The speaker felt that while some of the vintage tech products were not as functional in the modern age, the experiment was enjoyable and highlighted the creativity and ambition behind past technological advancements.

  • What was the speaker's final verdict on the Palm Pilot?

    -The speaker gave the Palm Pilot a 1 out of 10, finding it difficult to use for typing and lacking modern support and capabilities.

  • What did the speaker achieve while using the Cybernaut MA4 wearable computer?

    -The speaker managed to use the Cybernaut MA4 to paint a landscape and write a haiku, despite the challenges of using outdated technology.

  • What was the outcome of the speaker's attempt to use the bone phone?

    -The speaker found the bone phone to be functional, providing a hands-free listening experience with vibrating speakers, but it was not as practical or comfortable as modern devices.

Outlines

00:00

📱 Embracing Vintage Tech in the Modern Age

The speaker shares their experience of using vintage technology in the modern world, highlighting the rapid advancements in tech over the past 30 years. They reminisce about downloading music on Lime wire and the limitations of dial-up internet, contrasting it with today's capabilities like VR and AI-generated content. The speaker expresses a sense of nostalgia for the simplicity of older tech, while also acknowledging the impressive progress of modern technology.

05:00

📱 Vintage Tech Challenge: The Hunt for Obscure Gadgets

The speaker embarks on a quest to find and use obscure vintage tech products in the year 2024. They aim to go beyond the typical flip phone and Walkman, seeking out weird and unique vintage tech. The speaker discusses their struggle with iPad addiction and their desire to find a vintage alternative for watching videos, leading them to a Casio analog handheld TV. They also mention the challenge of finding a vintage camera that allows immediate picture viewing.

10:01

📱 Navigating the World of Vintage Gadgets

The speaker delves into the specifics of their vintage tech challenge, discussing the products they've chosen and their intended purposes. They talk about the Casio digital wrist camera for taking and storing photos, the My Little Reminder digital voice recorder for note-taking, and the AT&T Video Phone 2500 for video calling. The speaker also mentions the bone phone, a hands-free AM FM stereo radio, and the Palm Pilot as a practical device for work tasks.

15:03

📱 The Cybernaut MA4: A Vintage Wearable Computer

The speaker introduces the Cybernaut MA4, a wearable computer from the late '90s, and expresses their fascination with its futuristic design and capabilities. They discuss the device's features, including a head-mounted display, a wrist-mounted keyboard, and a built-in camera. The speaker reflects on the product's failure in the market and its potential applications in industrial settings. They also share their excitement about using the Cybernaut MA4 in comparison to modern wearable tech like the Apple Vision Pro.

20:03

📱 The Struggles and Triumphs with Vintage Tech

The speaker shares their experiences using the vintage tech products they've collected. They discuss the challenges of using the Palm Pilot for typing and email, the disappointment of the handheld TV's inability to pick up analog signals, and the fun of using the wrist camera for taking photos. The speaker also talks about the limitations of the My Little Reminder for recording and playing back audio, and their attempts to use it for practical purposes like remembering coffee orders and directions.

25:05

📱 The Bone Phone and AT&T Video Phone 2500

The speaker explores the functionality and user experience of the bone phone and AT&T Video Phone 2500. They describe the bone phone's unique design and hands-free capabilities, as well as the video phone's heavy weight and laggy video transmission. The speaker expresses their excitement about the potential of these devices and the joy of using them, despite their limitations and the rarity of finding compatible devices or users today.

30:07

📱 The Cybernaut MA4: A Wearable Computer Adventure

The speaker narrates their experience of setting up and using the Cybernaut MA4 wearable computer. They discuss the numerous components and wires required, the computer's functionality, and their attempts to use it with a portable generator in a park. The speaker also shares their creative endeavors on the Cybernaut, including painting a landscape and writing a haiku, and reflects on the computer's rejection of a USB stick filled with modern memes, suggesting a preference for its own era's content.

35:07

📱 Reflections on Vintage Tech and the Future

The speaker concludes their vintage tech journey with reflections on the human spirit of innovation and creativity. They express appreciation for the ambitious attempts of past technologies and the lessons they teach about progress and preservation. The speaker encourages viewers to engage with them about their experiences and collections, and promotes the idea of Curtis Town as a community for like-minded individuals.

Mindmap

Keywords

💡Vintage Tech

Refers to older or obsolete technology that was once cutting-edge but has since been replaced by more advanced innovations. In the video, the creator experiments with using vintage tech in a modern context, exploring its functionality and nostalgic appeal.

💡Technological Advancements

The process of technology becoming more sophisticated, efficient, and complex over time. The video discusses the rapid pace of technological advancements, contrasting the creator's childhood experiences with current technology.

💡Dial-up Internet

A type of internet connection that was commonly used in the 1990s and early 2000s, characterized by its slow speeds and the need for a telephone line, which meant you couldn't use the phone and internet simultaneously. The video references the limitations of dial-up, highlighting how far internet technology has come.

💡Apple Vision Pro

A hypothetical advanced technology product mentioned in the video, possibly an augmented or virtual reality device. It symbolizes the cutting-edge technology of the present day, which may become obsolete or seem laughable in the future, just like past tech advancements.

💡Casino RIS Camera

A vintage digital wrist camera released by Casio in 2001, which allowed users to take black and white photos and download them to a PC. It represents the early attempts at combining fashion and technology, and the desire for portable, on-the-go photography.

💡My Little Reminder

A digital voice recorder from the past designed to help users remember tasks or information. It symbolizes the evolution of reminder systems and the transition from analog to digital solutions for everyday tasks.

💡Cybernaut MA4

A wearable computer from the late 1990s that was designed to be worn on the arm and included a screen, keyboard, and head-mounted display. It represents an early and ambitious attempt to create a portable, hands-free computing experience.

💡Palm Pilot

An early personal digital assistant (PDA) that was popular in the late 1990s and early 2000s. It was a handheld device that allowed users to manage contacts, appointments, and notes. The Palm Pilot symbolizes the transition from paper-based organization to digital solutions.

💡Bone Phone

A quirky and unique device from the 1970s that was an AM/FM stereo radio designed to be worn around the neck, with speakers placed near the ears. It was marketed as a hands-free audio experience and represents the creative but sometimes impractical attempts at integrating technology into everyday life.

💡iPad Baby Syndrome

A colloquial term used in the video to describe the creator's own addiction to constantly scrolling on an iPad or similar touchscreen device. It highlights the issue of screen addiction and the struggle to limit technology usage in modern life.

💡Sora

A text-to-video AI project teased by OpenAI, which generates realistic videos based on text prompts. It represents the cutting edge of AI technology and its potential to revolutionize content creation and the entertainment industry.

Highlights

The speaker reflects on the rapid pace of technological advancements, from the days of downloading music on Lime wire to the modern era of advanced VR and AI.

The Apple Vision Pro is mentioned as a groundbreaking device that allows users to experience standing on the moon through virtual reality.

OpenAI's text-to-video project, Sora, is highlighted as an impressive technology that can generate highly realistic videos from text prompts.

The speaker reminisces about the simplicity of older technology, such as playing 30-second clips of songs on a HitClips player.

The experiment of using only vintage technology in the modern age is introduced, with a focus on finding and using obscure vintage tech products.

The speaker discusses the challenge of overcoming 'iPad baby syndrome' and the struggle to limit screen time.

A Casio analog handheld TV is mentioned as a product that may still be usable in Canada despite the discontinuation of analog TV broadcasts in America.

The Casio RIS digital wrist camera watch is described as a unique vintage tech product that allows for on-the-go photography and immediate image viewing.

The speaker's attempt to find a vintage device for hands-free music listening leads to the discovery of the 'bone phone,' a wearable AM FM stereo radio.

The Palm Pilot is introduced as an early smartphone equivalent, with the speaker expressing hopes to use it for work-related tasks like emails.

The Cybernaut MA4 wearable computer is discussed as a vintage equivalent to modern wearable tech like the Apple Vision Pro, with its capabilities and limitations explored.

The speaker humorously compares the Cybernaut MA4 to a failed attempt at creating a Matrix-style future, with its high price tag and impractical design.

The challenges of using vintage technology are emphasized, as the speaker struggles with the Palm Pilot's outdated operating system and lack of modern support.

The portable TV experiment is deemed unsuccessful due to the inability to find an analog signal, highlighting the obsolescence of certain technologies.

The wrist camera's functionality is tested with mixed results, showing the awkwardness of using such a device compared to modern smartphones.

The 'my little reminder' device is tested for its voice recording and reminder capabilities, with the speaker finding it noisy and limited in practical use.

The AT&T Video Phone 2500 is tested, and while it works, the lack of another compatible device prevents a full video calling experience.

The bone phone's promise of bone-vibrating audio is tested, with the speaker and a friend finding the experience amusing and somewhat effective.

The Cybernaut MA4 wearable computer is taken outdoors with a portable generator to test its portability, resulting in a humorous and somewhat successful experiment.

The speaker's final verdicts on the tested vintage tech products range from humorous rejection to appreciative nostalgia, emphasizing the rapid evolution of technology.

Transcripts

00:00

this week I thought it would be

00:00

interesting to throw away my modern tech

00:03

products and see what it would be like

00:05

to strictly use vintage Tech in the

00:08

Modern

00:09

[Applause]

00:12

Age folks I've been alive for almost 30

00:16

years and in that time I've seen a lot

00:17

of technological advancements for

00:19

example when I was a kid I had to

00:20

download music song by song on Lime wire

00:23

and just pray to God that the virus I

00:25

get wasn't too bad this time dude I

00:27

couldn't even use my computer or the

00:29

home phone at the same time because we

00:31

had dial up internet and freaking

00:33

nowadays you can talk to someone on the

00:35

phone while using that same phone to

00:37

generate a picture of a PS2 made out of

00:40

human skin the future is now and the

00:42

tech that's coming out today is

00:43

obviously pretty mind-blowing the VR

00:45

space for example is getting crazier and

00:47

crazier the Apple Vision Pro just came

00:49

out and people have been losing their

00:51

minds about it and rightfully so because

00:53

with the Apple Vision Pro you can

00:54

finally know the answer to that age-old

00:57

question what would it feel like to

00:59

stand on the moon and look out into the

01:01

vastness of

01:03

space and jerk off that's one small Edge

01:07

for man one giant goon for mankind not

01:10

to mention the world of AI has come a

01:12

very long way since I made a video about

01:14

AI generated art a few years ago open AI

01:17

just teased their text to video project

01:19

called sora which is by far the craziest

01:21

thing I have ever seen in my life if you

01:22

haven't seen it all you have to do is

01:24

type in a prompt and it provides you

01:25

with an insanely realistic video that

01:28

really does not look like AI at at all

01:30

stock video services and video

01:31

production companies are going to be

01:33

absolutely cooked in the next few years

01:35

and I'm really nervous for the future of

01:36

entertainment but I mean you can't deny

01:38

how impressive that technology is right

01:39

with something like Sora you could

01:41

generate virtually anything finally get

01:43

to see what it looks like if someone was

01:45

standing on the surface of the Moon and

01:47

jerking off but the interesting about

01:48

tech is that it's all relative to when

01:51

it comes out sure all of this is

01:52

impressive now but 20 years from now

01:54

we're going to be looking back at this

01:56

laughing same as today when you look at

01:57

an old laptop you're like this piece of

01:59

can barely run anything but at the

02:01

time of the laptop's release people were

02:03

losing their minds about it a computer I

02:05

can fold in half only it didn't cost my

02:09

entire yearly salary of $100 I think the

02:12

tech industry is kind of like a southern

02:13

man's sexual escapades it's all relative

02:17

and I hate to sound like a boomer but I

02:19

often miss the Simplicity and innocence

02:21

of the tech that I grew up with back

02:23

when having millions of songs readily

02:26

available to play Whenever seemed like a

02:28

fantasy because I could only play 30

02:30

second clips of a song at a time off of

02:32

my hit Clips player coming at

02:34

your right between the ears of hit Clips

02:37

so this week I thought it would be

02:38

interesting to throw away my modern tech

02:40

products and see what it would be like

02:42

to strictly use vintage Tech in the

02:45

Modern Age and I've seen some of these

02:47

videos before they use a flip phone and

02:48

a Walkman they call it a day I don't

02:50

want to do that that's too easy so I'm

02:52

going to track down the weirdest most

02:55

obscure vintage Tech products I can find

02:58

and see what it's like to use them in

02:59

the year 2024 so strap in and get ready

03:01

for some weird vintage Tech so

03:04

transparently the main problem I'm

03:06

facing right now in my life is iPad baby

03:09

syndrome I think we caught it early

03:11

enough where it's treatable but I think

03:12

it's still a big issue in my life I I

03:14

I can't stop scrolling dude I don't

03:16

I know I'm not supposed to but it's

03:18

tough call me crazy I love watching

03:19

silly little videos okay and so do you

03:22

you're literally watching one right now

03:23

you know it got me thinking maybe making

03:26

this video can help me kick my addiction

03:29

to watching silly little

03:32

videos is what I would say if I was a

03:34

loser the real question I need

03:36

to ask myself is how can I still get my

03:38

fix of watching silly little videos

03:41

while using vintage technology I used to

03:43

have a thing called a video now when I

03:45

was a kid I would watch the same episode

03:47

of SpongeBob over and over again on a

03:49

tiny screen in black and white because

03:51

that was the only disc I ever had for it

03:53

and I'm not about to put myself through

03:54

that again but upon further

03:56

research I stumbled upon the perfect

03:58

product for my little video fix a Casio

04:01

analog handheld TV and I know what

04:04

you're thinking you're thinking hold on

04:06

didn't they stop broadcasting analog TV

04:09

stations a little bit ago and the answer

04:11

to that is yes they did in America but

04:14

up here in Canada it is apparently still

04:16

possible to get an analog TV signal

04:19

first came the pocket watch then the

04:20

pocket radio then even a pocket camera

04:23

but who would have ever thought of a

04:24

pocket TV Casio of course Casio that's

04:27

it we're crazy we'll make

04:29

anything dude we made a wristwatch that

04:32

can kill God the pocket TV by CIO this

04:35

TV is smaller lighter sharper and

04:37

brighter yeah this seems pretty awesome

04:39

I've never used a portable TV but I

04:40

assume it relies on like a strong signal

04:44

to to work like at length so I imagine

04:46

back in the day using one of these like

04:49

while you're on the go was like next to

04:51

Impossible stop the bus stop the

04:53

bus right now okay okay okay it's stop

04:55

now put it in reverse okay okay

05:00

okay keep going and stop stop stop right

05:02

there all right I'm stop

05:04

[Music]

05:06

perfect oh man I love Bill Cosby he can

05:09

do no

05:10

wrong but I found a portable TV on eBay

05:13

I got it for my next vintage tech

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product I was thinking about the other

05:17

things we do on our phones aside from

05:18

just watching videos and that's when I

05:20

remembered the three humongous camera

05:23

lenses on the back of my phone I got to

05:24

find a camera and not just any camera

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okay one that I can easily take with me

05:28

wherever I go and one that can also show

05:30

me the pictures as soon as I take them

05:32

and that second feature is the thing

05:34

that made finding this product

05:36

especially difficult I looked at some

05:37

Polaroid cameras I was toying with that

05:40

idea I used to have one called an eyes

05:41

Zone when I was a kid that looked like a

05:43

stapler and I loved that thing I

05:45

was going to get that one for Old Time

05:46

sake but then I stumbled upon the

05:48

perfect product it was released in 2001

05:52

by those crazy unhinged Lawless

05:55

depraved bastards over at Casio and it's

05:58

called the Casio RIS camera I can't find

06:01

any commercials for this unfortunately

06:02

the only ad I could find was on eBay

06:05

someone who's like listing this magazine

06:08

ad for sale for some reason time for

06:09

your little black book to grow up Julie

06:12

and there's her phone number there you

06:14

got Suzie double jointed Pam loves

06:17

football Debbie from Dallas the Casio

06:21

digital wrist camera watch you're out

06:24

having a good time then you point your

06:26

Casio digital wrist camera watch and

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click a few black and white phot photos

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of a girl you dig no you don't hold on

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no you don't you shouldn't do that but

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you don't want to use all 100 images on

06:37

one girl type in her name number and

06:39

other info so that you can give her a

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ring later then download the images to

06:42

your PC with the free PC link

06:46

kit you can also upload those images to

06:48

your pocket PC or or Pal with our free

06:51

software available at casio.com pretty

06:54

cool for

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$199.95 Digital Risk camera that also

06:58

tells time holy interesting

07:00

marketing tactic I'll give you that yeah

07:02

I think that'll work out really well

07:03

ladies just imagine you're at the club

07:05

partying drinking with your girlfriends

07:07

you're having a great night and then

07:09

some guy walks up to you with his

07:10

007 spy watch and snaps

07:15

pictures of all your faces but not only

07:16

that he uploads them immediately to his

07:19

pocket PC where you'll join his

07:21

extensive database full of hundreds of

07:23

other random women he's seen and they

07:25

say chivalry is dead I also love the

07:27

last line pretty cool for A2 $ digital

07:30

rist camera that also tells time like

07:32

yeah it better tell time it

07:34

would be wild if you were wearing one of

07:36

these watches and it didn't even do the

07:38

main thing that a watch is supposed to

07:39

do hey man you got the time yeah man for

07:42

sure uh it's about quarter to Rebecca

07:46

awesome thanks dude hey is that a Cassio

07:49

no this is a Cassie oh and I actually

07:52

found one of these wrist cameras on eBay

07:54

so that's right wrist camera secure full

07:57

transparency this video started out as

07:59

uh me trying out weird as scen On TV

08:03

products which I honestly might still do

08:04

so if you guys want to see that video

08:06

leave a but the as scen on TV

08:08

product that spawned this video is a

08:10

little device called my little reminder

08:12

if you were around my age you probably

08:14

saw this commercial a million

08:16

times especially when you stayed home

08:18

sick from school because this dominated

08:20

the daytime commercials dude it was the

08:22

Everest College guy yelling at me pick

08:24

up the phone and make the call why are

08:26

you making it complicated and then this

08:28

commercial where did I park my

08:30

car oh no okay terrific line delivery

08:35

where did I park my car oh no it's

08:38

called My Little reminder the digital

08:41

voice recorder that records without take

08:43

blue section Row 18 then reminds you

08:46

later blue section Row 18 okay I see how

08:50

that could be helpful I guess but I feel

08:51

like if your memory is that bad uh you

08:53

should be in a home like your own home

08:55

or a retirement home you shouldn't leave

08:57

like if you can't remember that there's

08:59

going to be a lot of other you

09:00

can't remember too then you also have to

09:01

remember what kind of car you have you

09:03

got to remember where you live you got

09:05

to remember how to get where you live I

09:07

imagine her purse is just full of my

09:08

little reminders each telling her a

09:11

separate detail about her life milk

09:13

juice butter and eggs then play back

09:16

your reminder when it's time I guess she

09:18

clearly needed the reminder because all

09:19

she needed was oh I forgot already

09:22

too she needed the reminder cuz all she

09:24

needed was milk juice butter and eggs

09:27

and then you look at her grocery cart

09:28

she already Rogue and bought a bunch of

09:30

other she didn't need that's left

09:31

on Main Street then go 2 miles and right

09:34

on own yeah cuz that's how we got around

09:36

before you know GPS Google Maps and

09:39

everything and the voice recordings are

09:40

pretty short on it so if you're going

09:41

for like a really long drive you got to

09:43

talk like super fast Drive North on Main

09:46

Street for 2 miles and left that

09:47

University and follow that for 4 and

09:49

half miles and merge onto the 4 Highway

09:51

going Westbound and stay on that until

09:52

your car out of gas okay yeah so it's

09:54

just a glorified voice recorder where

09:56

you can record little messages and you

09:58

can play later to REM yourself of things

10:00

but also for some reason it has a

10:02

flashlight my little reminder even has a

10:04

built-in LED flashlight just in case you

10:06

forgot to remind yourself to pack a

10:08

flashlight and I'm actually a really

10:09

forgetful person so I'm really excited

10:11

to try this out because oh yeah I got

10:13

one I got my little reminder let's

10:15

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this video back to me the other feature

11:56

of my phone that I wanted to try and

11:58

replicate with vintage Tech was the uh

12:01

phone like actually calling people I

12:03

often forget my phone is a phone

12:04

sometimes but that's too easy you know

12:06

phones have been around forever I wanted

12:07

to replicate FaceTime I FaceTime people

12:10

all the time and it's something that I

12:11

would like to continue to do with

12:14

vintage Tech but let me just say this

12:16

finding a product that could do this was

12:18

very difficult upon doing a little bit

12:20

of research I found out that the first

12:22

video call ever actually took place all

12:24

the way back in 1970 by AT&T who

12:27

subsequently launched the first first

12:29

video phone service with 38 picture

12:32

phones as they called them located at

12:34

eight different companies located in

12:36

Pittsburgh kind of ruins the

12:38

entire appeal of video calling if all

12:41

the phones are just within the same city

12:43

but still you know it was pretty cool it

12:44

was the 70s they don't know what was

12:45

going on and due to how expensive and

12:47

complicated those early picture phones

12:49

were the 70s and ' 80s saw no real

12:51

success with this technology but in

12:54

1992 AT&T swung for the fences they took

12:58

another whack at it and released the

13:01

AT&T Video Phone

13:03

2500 for a retail price of

13:07

$1500 adjusted for inflation that's

13:10

about $2800 in today dollar so this was

13:13

a luxury product for sure Tech Bros

13:16

didn't fully exist yet but if MKBHD was

13:19

making videos back then his review would

13:21

have crushed and the release of this

13:22

phone was met with mixed reviews upon

13:24

its release people were impressed with

13:26

the technology obviously but a lot of

13:27

people were worried about the danger of

13:29

video calling but some people want AT&T

13:32

to voluntarily not sell any of the video

13:34

phones to 900 sex line numbers you can

13:38

just imagine unsupervised children being

13:40

able to call a 900 number man you know

13:43

when you watch a disaster movie and it's

13:45

like the first half hour of the film

13:47

when everybody's like having a good time

13:49

laughing and enjoying themselves and in

13:51

your head you're like honey you've got a

13:54

big storm coming that's how I feel

13:55

watching that clip but due to the

13:56

lackluster sales numbers the AT&T Video

13:59

Phone 2500 was discontinued in 1995 but

14:03

I got one yeah and it only cost me $450

14:08

today dollar and that might seem a

14:09

little expensive but when you compare it

14:11

to the original price that's a

14:14

steal now what's the other thing that we

14:15

mainly use our phones for music you got

14:18

Spotify Apple music SoundCloud title and

14:22

many other services that allow us to

14:24

listen to practically any song we want

14:26

whenever we want but back in the day

14:28

they only had a few ways to listen to

14:30

music while they were on the go portable

14:31

radio a cassette player a Walkman or a

14:34

boom box on your shoulder if

14:35

you're a break dancer from an ' 80s

14:37

movie but all that is boring

14:38

honestly a little too cumbersome for me

14:40

I want to be handsfree and I think I

14:42

found the perfect product for me this

14:43

product is called no joke the bone phone

14:49

which is not a video phone sex line

14:51

believe it or not the bone phone is an

14:53

AM FM stereo radio that drapes around

14:55

your neck like a scarf two speakers

14:57

placed near your ears not only provide

15:00

excellent stereo separation but vibrate

15:03

slightly through your bones to give you

15:05

the same sensation of standing in front

15:07

of your home stereo system

15:09

perfect it was released in

15:11

1979 didn't really catch on for obvious

15:14

reasons but a modern reimagining of this

15:16

product was actually released in 2019 by

15:18

Sony there are a few of these for sale

15:20

on eBay so I just ordered the cleanest

15:23

one because a lot of them had like weird

15:25

stains on them for some reason and

15:26

usually if something vibrates and is CED

15:29

in stains I try not to buy it that's

15:31

like my one rule but I had to break it

15:33

for this video I'm willing to uh to try

15:34

it out bone phone secure and before I

15:37

talk about the final product I figured I

15:38

should order a practical device so I can

15:40

still do work stuff like emails and

15:42

whatnot so I ordered a Palm Pilot and no

15:45

a Palm Pilot is not an astronaut jerking

15:47

off on the moon for those of you who

15:48

don't know pal Pilots or handhelds as

15:51

they were called they were essentially

15:53

smartphones before smartphones I wanted

15:56

one as a kid like really bad because of

15:58

this one joke in Max ke's big move I

16:00

want my handheld you want me to hold

16:01

your hand no hilarious handhelds usually

16:04

come with a touchcreen and a stylist and

16:06

you're able to do like tons of things on

16:08

them mostly work related but we'll take

16:09

a closer look at that later on in this

16:11

video okay time for the last product I

16:13

got and this is the this is the

16:15

best one I think with the Apple Vision

16:16

Pro coming out and wearable computers

16:19

slowly becoming more popular in the

16:21

mainstream I wanted to see if there was

16:23

like a vintage equivalent to the Apple

16:26

Vision Pro and by researching old

16:28

wearable computer I found the

16:30

craziest thing ever the cybernaut

16:33

ma4 wearable computer holy

16:37

cybernauts ma4 is the ultimate in Uber

16:40

geek wear with all the autr mons this

16:43

wearable PC weighs about 9 lb and allows

16:46

you to compute anywhere the base unit

16:48

consists of a 200 MHz pennium MMX with

16:51

128 megabytes Ram incase in a plastic

16:54

shell that attaches to your waist the

16:56

wrist mounted keyboard floppy Drive I

16:59

got a floppy drive right here for

17:00

battery pack and head-mounted display

17:02

all plug into the shell the windin LCD

17:04

reflects onto a semi-transparent 2-in

17:06

reflective surface that projects the

17:08

Windows desktop into your right eyes

17:10

line of sight the unit runs all standard

17:12

Windows apps and supports voice commands

17:15

sure the price is steep but cybernaut

17:17

includes a built-in camera that captures

17:19

video to a land you'll laugh we did when

17:22

you see yourself decked out in this Robo

17:23

Weare but the thing actually works while

17:25

we couldn't imagine actually using the

17:27

ma4 for more than a minute even if we

17:29

got one for free it could be useful in

17:31

industrial situations such as sewer

17:33

tunnels manufacturing plants and job

17:35

training facilities okay nice really

17:36

selling it guys and yeah this is $10,000

17:39

that's going to be like close to 20

17:40

grand for this thing now I also love how

17:41

they were hyping up the product for 90%

17:43

And the last 10% of this article they're

17:45

like listen you look like a

17:46

ass loser you're going to look

17:48

and you probably won't be able to

17:50

wear it for like more than a minute but

17:52

it's kind of cool I don't know so this

17:53

crazy thing came out in

17:55

1999 and it looks straight out

17:58

of The Matrix I can't believe this thing

18:00

uh you got a keyboard on your

18:01

arm that looks like a Yu-Gi-Oh dual dis

18:03

you got a camera a microphone a screen

18:06

that goes over your eye just imagine if

18:07

this caught on you're walking into an up

18:09

packed office building no desks just a

18:12

bunch of dudes decked out in these

18:13

things just standing in a huddle

18:15

dude this is like my favorite time

18:18

period for Tech products late '90s early

18:20

2000s was Peak cuz like the idea is were

18:23

clearly there we're still trying to do

18:24

this today but we were nowhere close in

18:27

terms of technological advancements CU

18:29

like personally I don't even think the

18:31

Apple Vision Pro is worth it today CU

18:33

just cuz it's huge and you need

18:34

to carry a battery pack with you and

18:36

like I don't think the technolog is

18:37

there yet and that's today they tried

18:39

that 25 years ago too and there was

18:42

actually like only one of these

18:44

available on eBay in working condition

18:47

so I'm really glad I secured it yeah

18:50

cyber not secur and guys I read a

18:52

lot about this thing cuz I was so

18:54

fascinated by it so it was mainly used

18:55

by people who work with their hands but

18:58

still need need to access like important

19:00

information like on the go so people

19:02

like construction workers or even NASCAR

19:05

pit Crews cybernaut had high hopes for

19:07

this product though they were picturing

19:09

the cybernaut Utopia where military and

19:11

Law Enforcement Officers would be

19:13

wearing these things at all times and

19:15

call me crazy I think that would have

19:16

been awesome put your hands up yeah

19:18

that's right I got you cuz of my smart

19:20

glasses I need

19:23

backup gosh not

19:27

now sick tired of these man are you okay

19:32

yes I'm

19:36

fine there's too many of

19:39

them there's too many of them where's my

19:43

backup your backup is been here for like

19:45

an

19:47

hour and I actually found a video of two

19:49

guys explaining the cybernaut wearable

19:52

computer in detail and if the computer

19:54

is half as good as this audio quality

19:56

and you'll have your stopping and your

19:57

banking you'll have your St

19:59

I'm the Washington Post reported

20:01

that cybernaut didn't manage to sell

20:03

more than 10,000 of the wearable

20:05

computers over its 15-year tenure

20:07

whatever the case things came to a head

20:09

when criminal charges were filed for

20:11

fraud against three men associated with

20:13

the 1996 IPO and there was the fact that

20:16

the company had lost 162 million since

20:20

1990 cybernaut filed for bankruptcy in

20:24

2005 so the thing was an absolute flop

20:26

but hey who knows right maybe it's like

20:28

a fine wine gets better with age maybe

20:30

that's the case for all these products

20:31

but there's only one way to find

20:32

[Music]

20:39

out all right I figured we would start

20:42

with the handheld uh it didn't come with

20:44

any batteries uh this was before the

20:46

rechargeable battery craze but I did get

20:48

this cool leather case pretty Sleek

20:51

let's turn this thing on Tab Center of

20:54

Target I guess this is like for uh for

20:56

calibration dude it says it's January

20:59

2nd 1999 that is crazy okay wao we got a

21:02

lot of stuff here dude what's graffiti

21:05

write these

21:06

letters oh you can actually like write

21:09

whoa okay so if I

21:11

go

21:12

B oh this is crazy and if I go down here

21:16

for numbers

21:20

dude this is

21:27

wild

21:32

[Music]

21:34

penis what else do we got here okay memo

21:37

pad can I type

21:44

or I'm trying to write hello but it's

21:46

not working h

21:50

e and it's turned off okay let's see if

21:53

I can add something to my uh to my

21:55

calendar so maybe at three I will

21:59

eat so my main goal was to use this for

22:02

typing things out and responding to

22:04

emails and stuff but I got to say it is

22:06

like next to impossible to write things

22:08

on this handheld dude it's like learning

22:11

a whole new language like it's learning

22:14

how to write a whole new alphabet just

22:15

to use this product I feel like it's so

22:17

like counterproductive yeah I spent like

22:20

5 minutes trying to type into my

22:21

calendar that I was going to eat at 300

22:27

p.m.

22:31

there we

22:33

go now I can plan out my day and after

22:35

jumping over that three-letter hurdle I

22:38

felt on top of the world I felt like I

22:40

could conquer anything but then I made a

22:42

devastating realization I should have

22:44

realize this but I guess I can't really

22:46

use this product to its full potential

22:49

in its current state because it's like

22:51

25 years old and just the support

22:54

doesn't really exist anymore for it yeah

22:57

my dumbass fully expected this thing to

22:59

have Wi-Fi capabilities but it does not

23:02

you have to like type in your phone

23:03

number for this thing to work and I did

23:05

that and nothing happen so I'll never

23:07

get to use this device to its full

23:09

potential which is sad but I decided on

23:11

a way that I can still use it going

23:13

forward maybe I will carry this around

23:15

just as like um a thing to you know jot

23:18

my my notes down sometimes I I'll I'll

23:21

walk around I'll think of an idea I'll

23:23

type it in on my phone but maybe instead

23:25

that's what I'll use this for even

23:26

though I'm not very good at using it and

23:32

also I think I might have just broken it

23:35

oh no yeah while I was talking about how

23:38

I can't use the handheld to its full

23:40

potential because it's pretty useless

23:42

the handheld computer became even more

23:45

useless unless this is like a a secret

23:47

message or something that we have to

23:49

decode together it's a clue I'm going to

23:51

steal the Declaration of Independence so

23:52

I did the good oldfashioned reboot where

23:54

you take the battery out and put it back

23:56

in and that seemed to do the trick but

23:57

that also made me realize a pretty huge

23:59

design flaw I guess every time you take

24:01

the batteries out it resets which

24:03

doesn't really make sense to me on just

24:04

like a a basic level on operating this

24:06

thing cuz like batteries they die right

24:08

so you have to switch them out every

24:10

time what if you had like super

24:11

important on here and you're

24:12

supposed to keep super important on

24:14

here like there's a literally a thing

24:16

called security if you had a bunch of

24:18

like important stuff on here and then

24:21

the battery dies I guess you're just

24:22

like could you imagine that today

24:24

if every time your phone died everything

24:26

on it was deleted and totally

24:28

Gone Forever all right well that about

24:30

does it for that so far I'm going to

24:32

keep using this I guess uh I'm going to

24:34

try to anyway yeah so far I'm about 20

24:36

years late to this but I'm feeling like

24:38

a 1 out of 10 right now for this thing

24:39

dude I would not I would not recommend

24:41

using one of these okay boldis call up

24:43

my pilot okay a pilot is supposed to be

24:45

knowledgeable skilled yeah this is this

24:48

is more of a palm passenger I don't I

24:50

don't know this is not good but who

24:51

knows we maybe it'll grow on me so

24:53

things were not off to a good start I

24:55

was so excited to use this cool piece of

24:57

technology but it was fortunately

24:59

abandoned by Society handhelds were

25:01

viewed as Obsolete and were tossed aside

25:04

when blackberries were introduced to the

25:06

market but hey what goes around comes

25:08

around but I was determined to

25:09

seamlessly integrate the rest of the

25:11

Vintage Tech into my everyday life so I

25:13

figured after the first piece of

25:15

technology didn't really work at all I

25:17

decided to try one that would definitely

25:18

still work the portable TV I've been

25:21

doing some more research and apparently

25:23

it's like next to impossible to find an

25:25

analog signal but I have hope maybe I'll

25:28

find something cool I just want to watch

25:30

one episode of SpongeBob on here okay

25:32

but no it's it's pretty cool it it fits

25:33

right in your hand you know it's a

25:35

handheld TV so it makes sense you got

25:38

different channels there I think the UHF

25:40

stands for you're having fun I think

25:43

that's what that means cuz you have fun

25:45

when you watch TV and the VHF stands for

25:48

V having fun yes V having fun I'm so I

25:52

guess the only thing you have to do here

25:53

is just get this bird to shut the

25:56

up okay so it's searching for channels

25:57

right now now I flipped from you're

25:59

having fun to V having fun over and over

26:02

waiting for a miracle to happen but I

26:04

was hoping at the very least the TV

26:06

would somehow pick up some audio can't

26:08

really hear anything either I scanned

26:09

for a signal for a few more minutes but

26:11

nothing came up so nothing works anymore

26:13

none of this works anymore

26:15

that's great then I realized I forgot to

26:17

use the actual part of the TV that

26:19

receives signals oh yeah the antenna all

26:22

right I'm going to go try it out in my

26:24

yard so I was feeling pretty confident

26:25

now that I had this big long antenna am

26:27

I right fellas unfortunately the results

26:29

were the same as they were when the

26:31

antenna was collapsed and just goes to

26:33

show you man it ain't the size of the

26:34

boat it's the motion of the ocean still

26:36

nothing thinking maybe I'm not high

26:38

enough so I smoked a bunch of weed and

26:40

then I tried it no I'm kidding I'm going

26:41

to try going out of my window there to

26:43

see if I get anything else but this is

26:44

not looking too good for me I extended

26:47

my arm outside of my window reaching for

26:50

the heavens praying for a miracle my

26:53

handheld TV was trying and trying

26:56

searching for a signal that would not

26:58

find find it another piece of technology

27:00

forgotten by its creators it tried and

27:02

tried but to no avail

27:05

unfortunately we have

27:11

failed didn't work all right so this

27:13

isn't off to a very good start the

27:16

handheld was a whole thing this TV

27:18

doesn't work at all I feel like

27:20

Napoleon Dynamite when you tried to use

27:22

that time machine it's a piece of crap

27:24

it doesn't work maybe I just forgot to

27:26

put in the crystals and in my head I'm

27:28

like okay maybe I could use this maybe I

27:29

could like connect like a N64 to this or

27:32

something you know but there's no

27:33

there's not even any plugs to let me do

27:34

that so there's literally no way this is

27:36

a brick I can't do anything with this so

27:38

I think I'm going to give this handheld

27:39

TV a zero out of 10 don't get one of

27:41

these looking back the research I did

27:44

before purchasing the handheld TV was

27:46

not thorough enough there are still

27:48

analog stations in Canada but the

27:50

closest one to me is like 3 hours away

27:53

the whole reason I got the TV was to

27:55

watch little videos but if the only way

27:57

to do that is for me to Drive 3 hours

27:59

there watch some videos and then drive 3

28:01

hours home there's no way I'm

28:03

not going to do that and this is usually

28:04

when YouTubers say just kidding I did it

28:06

but no I'm not doing that okay

28:08

can you imagine every time you wanted to

28:09

watch Tik Tok or post a Tik Tok you had

28:11

to drive 3 hours to a small town for it

28:13

to work okay actually on second thought

28:15

that would actually be a good thing I

28:16

think we'd see a lot less crazy on

28:18

there if it took a lot more work to post

28:20

stuff dude I saw a video last week of a

28:22

guy chewing on a mailbox hey guys let's

28:24

chew on this mailbox that I found on the

28:26

side of the road

28:28

you're not driving 3 hours to Poe that

28:31

okay you've got time to reflect but

28:32

after these two hand sized devastating

28:36

blows I figured it was time to try out

28:38

the product that I knew for a fact would

28:41

still work what time is it camera time

28:44

check that out

28:45

dude okay so from afar it looks like a

28:47

normal watch right like in the distance

28:49

I'd be like okay that's just a normal

28:50

Casio watch but up close it's pretty

28:52

it's pretty chunky look like

28:54

bend hen yeah it tells the time and

28:56

everything just like a regular watch

28:58

I've got two little baby wrists

28:59

apparently because I had to remove some

29:01

links from this watch when I got it

29:03

which I've never done before and it was

29:04

pretty fun removing those links jeez

29:06

listen to me removing links who am I

29:09

Gondor but once I got it fitting on my

29:11

wrist it actually didn't look too bad I

29:13

do have a couple watches I I like

29:16

watches I have some cool ones I got a

29:18

cool Casio from the 8S I got the first

29:20

original Apple watch but this one is

29:22

definitely the most unique one in the in

29:24

the collection for sure now a couple

29:26

years ago I got a DM from Ice boox in

29:28

Atlanta like that popular Jeweler and

29:30

they asked me if I like needed any

29:33

jewelry so you know maybe I'll bring

29:34

this into them you know get it bust down

29:36

get that bust down wrist camera yeah I

29:39

mean I only ever use the camera on my

29:41

phone to take pictures of my dog so I

29:44

figured I would try to take some with

29:46

this okay I feel bad because I woke kiwi

29:48

up from a nap so he could pose in my

29:50

pictures but he was sitting very still

29:52

because he's a very good boy and it had

29:54

nothing to do with the fact that he was

29:55

tired and confused but after a minute or

29:57

so I got got the shots I took two

29:59

pictures of them and they honestly

30:00

didn't turn out that bad the only tricky

30:02

thing with the wrist camera is you have

30:03

to keep your arm like incredibly still

30:06

while you take the photo or else it's

30:07

going to look super blurry and obviously

30:09

it's a little cumbersome and awkward to

30:11

use now because we're all so used to our

30:14

iPhones but back in 2001 this would have

30:16

been a great little Gadget to have to

30:17

take pictures while you're on the go the

30:19

only other difficult thing about this

30:21

watch is the uh file management with

30:24

iPhones you can sort your photos by time

30:26

location date faces but with the wrist

30:29

camera you could just scroll left or

30:32

right and it also takes an insanely long

30:34

time to delete photos to delete a photo

30:37

you need to hold down the top left

30:38

button while on the photo you want to

30:40

delete then the bottom right to scroll

30:42

down to the delete option and then press

30:44

the camera button to select the delete

30:46

option and then the bottom right button

30:48

again to select the specified picture

30:50

instead of deleting all of the pictures

30:52

then you press the camera button again

30:54

press the bottom right button to scroll

30:56

down to yes press the camera button

30:58

again and then you

31:00

wait and then you wait a little bit

31:04

longer it's almost

31:06

done it'll be deleted in just a

31:10

second you wait just one more second and

31:13

it's deleted and I had to do this like

31:15

90 times because I realized the person

31:19

who had this watch before me didn't

31:21

delete any of the pictures on it I'm not

31:24

blurring these photos because they're

31:25

up or anything I just don't want

31:27

to put people in my video who don't want

31:29

to be in my video but it was mostly just

31:30

really cute selfies of like an older

31:33

gentleman he looked really nice okay

31:34

sorry my other microphone died so I got

31:36

to use my iPhone like I'm a street

31:38

interviewer gay son or thought daughter

31:41

trick question the answer is both okay

31:43

so after playing with this thing for a

31:44

little bit uh it's actually pretty cool

31:46

D she said I've been doing some research

31:48

on how to get the pictures off of the

31:51

watch onto a computer apparently I don't

31:54

know if you can see but there's like a

31:56

little scanner beside the lens

31:58

that apparently can like transfer the

32:01

images using like infrared or some

32:03

there's a PC link kit that was supposed

32:05

to come with this and the original box

32:06

that I don't have and from what I'm

32:07

reading on Reddit it's just like a whole

32:09

ordeal to get them onto the computer but

32:13

just like the other products if I got

32:14

this when it came out and I had

32:16

everything that I needed to do it I

32:17

would have loved this thing this

32:19

thing was awesome it's like really cool

32:20

and it's just like fun you know like why

32:22

aren't we doing this more we need a

32:23

camera on the Apple watch okay I

32:25

actually think I might wear this like in

32:28

my everyday life it's just kind of cool

32:29

you know and it's a little Conversation

32:31

Piece yeah initial thoughts wrist Camera

32:34

7 out of 10 pretty cool and after that

32:36

risk Cammer experience my week was back

32:38

on track it made me feel a lot better

32:40

also around this point of the week I did

32:42

some more research on my handheld

32:44

computer and I discovered if you tap the

32:45

Little Dot in the corner an actual

32:48

keyboard pops up that allows you to type

32:50

a lot quicker thank God so whenever I

32:53

had an idea for a joke I would just

32:54

write it in my handheld okay and this is

32:56

what I got I won an award for having the

32:59

biggest

33:00

shoes and that's no small

33:03

feet I also wrote down horse girls are

33:06

just Car Guys born in the wrong

33:10

generation you know horses used to be

33:13

cars and then I put down uh they say

33:16

plants getting too much sun is bad for

33:19

them my dad never had that

33:22

problem it's an absent father joke and I

33:24

wrote down I don't know if this is a

33:26

joke really but I wrote down if you're

33:27

allergic to peanuts and you're on death

33:29

row uh your last meal should just be a

33:32

jar of peanut butter you know go out on

33:34

your own terms

33:35

so it's good for something but a lot of

33:37

the times I would think of a joke and

33:39

forget to put it into my handheld if

33:42

only there was a device that could

33:44

remind me of stuff like that all right

33:46

guys I think it's time to take a closer

33:48

look at my little reminder got my cowboy

33:52

table

33:54

here so my little reminder it's it's

33:56

small I guess that's why they call it my

33:57

little reminder fits in the palm of your

33:59

hand it's got this key ring

34:00

thing on it so you can put it on your

34:02

keychain if you want and I don't know if

34:03

you can tell but listen to

34:05

this it's pretty noisy even if you take

34:08

the key ring

34:10

out it should be called my little

34:14

moraca you know usually having a noisy

34:16

product is fine if it's like a stereo or

34:18

something but for something that records

34:20

audio it's pretty detrimental to it I'll

34:23

record something really quick so you

34:24

guys know what I mean milk juice butter

34:28

eggs milk juice butter eggs every time

34:32

you use it you can hear the

34:34

clinking and clattering around every

34:36

time I play an audio that I recorded on

34:38

here it sounded like I was wearing a

34:39

suit of armor while recording the

34:43

audio go see my friends at the round

34:45

table and then go to the pub to enjoy a

34:48

tanker the quality is just bad like

34:51

overall it sounds like but that's

34:54

a a

34:56

flashbang and there's only three buttons

34:58

and only two of them have to do with the

35:00

actual reminding it's either record or

35:02

play and it's weird because you can only

35:04

really remind yourself of like one thing

35:07

cuz like as soon as you press record it

35:09

immediately overwrites the previous

35:10

recording so it's like really not that

35:13

useful like I don't see the appeal

35:15

really and this thing only records 20

35:17

seconds at a time so like you couldn't

35:18

even do a full grocery list and I'll

35:20

prove that to you I want to see how long

35:22

it would actually record if I just read

35:24

out a standard regular list of groceries

35:27

that I pretty much get every week or 2

35:29

weeks one large cucumber two tomatoes to

35:32

put under the Cucumber so they look like

35:33

the Cucumbers balls 40 boxes of seis 5 G

35:37

of weed from the cashier behind the

35:39

grocery store when he's on his break one

35:41

large container of KY Jelly a bushel of

35:43

bananas a bottle of their finest Scotch

35:46

every Men's Health Magazine they have

35:48

available see and that now it's done and

35:50

that's all you get it just stopped I

35:51

still had two items on there whipped

35:53

cream and sushi for me to eat off of my

35:56

own naked body but I assume assume if

35:57

you have like severe memory issues this

36:00

this could help out but I still would

36:02

like to try and use this for something

36:04

so I'm going to go get a a coffee order

36:06

for me uh and my wife I asked my wife

36:08

what she wanted from the coffee shop and

36:09

she said a small hot chocolate please so

36:12

I recorded my order into my little

36:14

reminder well I mean we're married so

36:15

it's our little reminder medium coffee

36:18

two cream two sugar and a small hot

36:21

chocolate medium coffee two cream two

36:24

sugar and a small hot chocolate I'll get

36:26

a medium coffee with two two creams and

36:28

Two Sugars and a small hot chocolate

36:30

fuckum C sugar and a small hot chocolate

36:34

I'll get a medium coffee two cream two

36:36

sugar and a small hot chocolate I'll get

36:37

a medium coffee with two cream two

36:39

chocolate and small Hot Sugar

36:41

car coming should have reminded myself

36:43

on here to look both ways and

36:48

cof it's just me and

36:53

Myer I made it to the coffee shop and

36:55

played the order one more time for good

36:58

medium coffee two cream two sugar and a

37:00

small hot chocolate now was time to see

37:02

if it worked hi how's it

37:07

[Music]

37:13

going hot chocolate I could barely

37:15

contain myself I wanted to jump for joy

37:18

I wanted to scream from the rooftops I

37:20

can remember anything with my coffee

37:23

order in hand I felt like a million

37:25

bucks I started dreaming about other

37:27

things I could maybe remember one day

37:29

what to get at the grocery store what to

37:31

do at red lights what to do with toilet

37:33

paper after I go number two stuff that I

37:35

always forget I knew my wife was going

37:37

to be proud of me too so I went back to

37:39

my car and um uh where did I park my

37:44

car oh no okay I found my car you can

37:47

say what you want about my little

37:48

reminder but it worked I remember those

37:50

two drinks somehow so that means I can

37:52

put a new recording on here my little

37:54

reminder I hardly know her

37:58

my little reminder I know her so in the

38:03

commercial the guy also used the my

38:05

little reminder for directions so I

38:07

figured I would try that later tonight

38:08

I'm going to a premiere of St bu's day

38:12

which is a TV special that I am acting

38:14

in it was like my my first big acting

38:16

gig by the time this video comes out you

38:17

can watch it on crave if you're in

38:19

Canada but the premiere is tonight so I

38:21

figured I will go home and record the

38:24

directions on the Milo reminder so I

38:26

know how to get there when I'm driving

38:27

unfortunately the premiere was happening

38:29

in Hamilton and I had to drive from

38:32

downtown Toronto so it was going to be

38:33

like an hour drive and I quickly

38:35

realized that it was not humanly

38:37

possible for me to read all the

38:39

directions in 20 seconds ran out of time

38:41

okay so this doesn't record long enough

38:43

for me to say all the directions so I

38:45

figured I would record all the

38:47

directions put them in a audio editing

38:50

software double the time and then record

38:53

that with this so they can fit all of it

38:55

so here we go and I know you're probably

38:57

think thinking using your computer to

38:59

speed up your audio is cheating that's

39:01

modern technology and you know what

39:03

that's a good point but on the other

39:06

hand shut up okay I just sped up the

39:09

directions by three times and it's just

39:11

under 20 seconds so this should work I

39:13

just have to record it on my my little

39:16

[Music]

39:25

reminder on the drive there I started to

39:27

get a little lost so I played the

39:29

recording on my little reminder and if

39:31

you thought it was difficult to

39:32

understand on the computer listen to

39:33

what it sounded like on my little

39:41

reminder incomprehensible by the grace

39:43

of God I made it to the premiere without

39:44

any help for my little reminder and I

39:46

was going to say that like in the Modern

39:48

Age my little reminder just it's pretty

39:50

much useless but I also think it was

39:52

useless back when it came out my little

39:54

reminder is going to get a 2 out of 10

39:56

from me h which product is next my

39:58

little reminder when you're done pooping

40:01

grab the toilet paper and do one clean

40:03

swipe from the bottom of the crack to

40:05

the top I don't know what that stop stop

40:07

stop that's not that's not real turn off

40:09

turn it off turn off

40:13

okay what the what the hell sorry it's

40:16

an old product gets a little weird

40:17

sometimes what's the next one we're

40:18

going to talk about AT&T Video Phone

40:22

2500 time to make some phone calls I

40:24

haven't opened this yet the AT&T video

40:27

phone phone 2500 is supposed to be in

40:29

here Moment of

40:32

Truth oh God this thing's heavy

40:35

dude holy I forgot that it came in

40:38

the original box this so

40:40

EXC wao almost cut my eyeball out of my

40:43

head and that would suck cuz I need my

40:44

eyes for this phone to work any other

40:47

phone it'd be fine so whoever I bought

40:49

this from I'd like to apologize for

40:51

taking your fall Decor box away from you

40:54

I'm sorry enhanced Communications AT&T

40:56

video phone allows you to see and hear

40:58

the person you are speaking to provided

41:00

both parties have an AT&T video phone

41:02

that's the thing I won't be able to

41:04

actually call anybody because one I

41:05

don't have any phone I don't have a

41:07

phone line like a home phone thing in my

41:09

house and also I don't know

41:11

anybody who has one of these so if

41:13

anyone has one of these please comment

41:15

below we can call each other affordable

41:17

video phone calls uh uses ordinary

41:20

telephone lines so the cost for a video

41:22

phone call is the same as a regular

41:23

telephone call that's pretty cool a

41:25

clear color picture okay compact

41:28

portable design all right let's uh let's

41:30

actually get it out of the

41:35

box wa I love The Branding on it wrapped

41:39

up again holy oh wow this is so

41:42

cute thank you for the purchase this was

41:44

my personal phone I used to video chat

41:46

with my parents and family while I was

41:48

away at Law School in 2001 funny to

41:50

think but it was so Advanced for that

41:52

time hope you enjoy that's the cutest

41:54

thing I've ever read so I assume this is

41:56

like the power B bang it's

41:58

huge didn't it just say it was like a

42:01

sleek and compact design compact

42:04

portable

42:05

design I'm going to plug this in and I'm

42:08

going to have a power outage

42:10

okay now it's time to unwrap the actual

42:14

phone if anybody's wondering where all

42:16

the bubble wrap is in the world it's in

42:18

this box okay there's a bubble wrap

42:20

shortage what happened n they sold

42:22

another video phone here it

42:24

is I guess this is like the video screen

42:27

here wow okay I guess now all that's

42:30

left is to just plug this in and uh see

42:33

how it works it's making a

42:37

noise it says video phone oh I can see

42:41

myself okay so there's on the screen

42:43

there's um a brightness option and you

42:46

can like tweak how it looks on there it

42:48

says low battery it's plugged into the

42:50

wall yo I would have lost my

42:52

mind if I had this in 2001 dude I love

42:54

how it's really uh laggy so at one

42:56

second you can be like like oh wow I

42:58

love you I love talking to you on the

42:59

phone I love it I love it you

43:03

you dude I hate this I love

43:05

it I love this I love it I love life I

43:08

wish this caught on like quicker you

43:09

call 911 while you're choking or

43:11

something and you can't really talk

43:13

right cuz you're choking so if I bought

43:14

911 on video you could just be

43:16

[Music]

43:18

like so I wanted to know how this video

43:20

phone would actually function and

43:22

luckily it came with the manual after a

43:24

call has been established with someone

43:26

with another video phone you can press

43:27

video at any time to begin transmitting

43:29

your video image okay for a 2-way video

43:31

call the video button on both video

43:32

phones must be pressed before I can see

43:34

a picture the other person must also

43:36

press video okay so here's the thing

43:37

guys I have a really cool piece of

43:41

technology here um and again like the

43:44

other products in this video I can't

43:46

use it to its full potential I

43:47

can just half use it and sort of Marvel

43:50

in its weirdness so unfortunately this

43:53

is yet another product that works but

43:56

doesn't work like it was rare to find

43:58

another person who had a video phone

44:01

back when this came out but it's

44:02

infinitely more rare today 25

44:05

years later but still this is like the

44:06

common theme that I'm seeing with

44:08

vintage Tech we're moving at such a

44:11

Fast Pace technologically and

44:14

like really cool interesting unique

44:16

products are cast aside and left to

44:19

collect dust with no simple way to use

44:21

them and I don't know man it's hard not

44:23

to feel sad about that okay so far only

44:25

like half of the product have actually

44:27

like worked to their full potential I

44:30

can't fully use this like I said but I

44:32

am going to give this N9 out of 10 this

44:34

thing is really cool wo I just

44:35

got a crazy idea hold on I got my

44:37

special watch

44:40

on can I be the first person to take a

44:42

picture of an AT&T video phone with a

44:45

Casio wrist camera guys you are

44:47

witnessing history in the

44:51

making beautiful first guy to do it wow

44:55

show up to school after Christmas break

44:57

and be like yo I got a wrist camera and

44:59

an AT&T video phone and and your friends

45:01

are like no way I don't I don't

45:02

believe you and then you go bam two in

45:04

one you show him the video phone

45:06

on the rist camera you talking

45:08

about you talking about that would

45:09

have been such a flex dude all right on

45:11

to the next product don't mind me just

45:13

going to take my elevator

45:14

[Applause]

45:23

there despite a lot of these products

45:25

not working fully I was having a great

45:28

time with my vintage technology but

45:30

there was something missing music and

45:31

that video phone was really cool but I

45:33

think it's time to try out a phone of

45:36

the bone variety so my buddy Jacob came

45:38

over so we could try out the bone phone

45:40

together you have a bone phone with your

45:41

brother we are here to try out the bone

45:44

phone this is what I feel like to be

45:46

trying the bone phone I probably

45:47

shouldn't be putting my mouth so close

45:48

to it cuz it's like from the 70s so like

45:50

I said this came out in 1979 um if you

45:53

want to get a closeup there we got the

45:55

AM FM switch there and you can like I

45:59

guess dial it to which station you want

46:01

volume control onof button and then tone

46:05

low and high I don't know what that

46:06

means should have said bone it's like

46:08

when you're um when you talk back to

46:10

your mom she's like glower your tone

46:12

it's like that I guess yeah is there an

46:14

attitude button on yeah this music is

46:16

too angry so this actually takes doublea

46:18

batteries which I'm a big fan of um and

46:20

to get to the batteries you kind of have

46:22

to peel down the for skin

46:25

on

46:27

on the bone phone I wish the bone was a

46:30

cut on this phone yeah uncircumcised

46:32

bone phone and this does have a few

46:34

stains okay so moment of

46:39

truth it's my favorite song okay so it

46:41

works so how about we find also just

46:43

sounded like like a man

46:45

screaming let me

46:48

out it's a man in the

46:52

bone I can't play any more of the song

46:54

because it'll get a copyright claim but

46:56

it worked also it seemed pretty fitting

46:58

for a floppy snake looking thing to play

46:59

a Drakes on you guys see that video oh

47:02

my God but it was time to see if the

47:04

bone phone delivers on its promise the

47:07

main thing that the bone phone was uh

47:09

advertising was how it vibrates your

47:11

bones it sort of vibrates you it gives

47:13

you a gives you a sensation of standing

47:15

in front of a stereo you say vibrates

47:16

you again vibrates you it VI what does

47:20

it do it vibrates you okay let's see

47:23

what it feels like again can't play the

47:24

song for copyright reasons but initially

47:26

I didn't feel any vibration but

47:28

something happened when I move my

47:29

shoulders a bit okay now oh wow it must

47:32

have awoken the bone phone's dormant

47:34

power because this is when I really

47:36

started feeling the vibration through my

47:44

bone at that time I felt it it did kind

47:47

of feel like it was I was in front of a

47:49

stereo last one uh fill in the blank

47:52

here if x player has a strong season uh

47:56

that will greatly augment the cups

47:57

chances yeah I'm going to go with

47:59

Michael Bush here I got a Michael Bush

48:01

right here for you you want to try this

48:02

I kind of do okay wo it does like it has

48:05

some weight to it this looks

48:09

cool oh it's pretty loud like you can I

48:11

can't really feel it like exactly in my

48:15

bones ET phone bone we started playing

48:18

around with a tone setting and it was

48:20

tough to figure out what it actually did

48:22

but we think it's to control like the

48:24

base of the audio we could be wrong I

48:26

honestly I have no idea why that's there

48:28

but after trying this thing out I asked

48:29

Jacob to give his rating I would give

48:31

this

48:32

uh the tone the attitude I'd say like

48:35

maybe i' give it that like nine just

48:38

because of the Ingenuity I've never seen

48:41

anything like this it's completely

48:43

handsfree well unless you need to turn

48:44

it on or do anything outside of that as

48:47

soon as you're turned on you're moving

48:49

and grooving from my bone aspect I'm

48:51

going to give it I'm going to give it a

48:52

three three bones I love what they were

48:54

trying to do again the tone the attitude

48:56

cuz it's like a little scarf yeah like

48:58

think you're going to be like well why

49:00

don't you shove it up your dick

49:02

hole why don't you widly suck my

49:07

balls all right folks this whole week

49:10

has been leading up to this the craziest

49:12

piece of vintage technology I have ever

49:15

laid my hands on cybernaut ma4 wearable

49:19

computer they came in this crazy

49:22

ass ow ow I stepped on that it came

49:26

in this deal or no deal type uh

49:29

briefcase imagine pull up to like the

49:31

airport airport security with only this

49:33

can I check this is this a carry on

49:35

it'll fit yeah pretty cool that it came

49:36

with the original case um unfortunately

49:39

though there's two versions of it with

49:41

cyber View and with cyber panel and with

49:43

the Cyber panel it's just like uh this

49:46

screen here the Cyber view is actually

49:48

the one with the headset and the thing

49:51

and I messaged the seller and he didn't

49:52

have it so it never came with it which

49:54

sucks cuz I was really excited to have

49:55

it there but I am convinced to make this

49:58

work truth bead I didn't know what TBH

50:01

meant I thought it meant truth bead

50:03

truth bead me and Jacob we were really

50:05

trying to get this thing working cuz it

50:07

comes with um we got a battery pack here

50:09

and we got another charging thing over

50:11

there but this is the actual computer

50:13

this is the the the Cloris of

50:18

the computer can you remember old

50:19

laptops had that little little

50:21

nub that little red thing so

50:23

this is like that this is like the mouse

50:25

left click right click and is the actual

50:27

computer keyboard that goes on your arm

50:30

this is the screen and this screen has a

50:32

thing for your arm to go through as well

50:33

I might just have to be a screen

50:36

keyboard I don't know where the

50:37

computer's going to

50:39

go I don't know how I'm going to control

50:41

it when I'm on the go I think we got to

50:42

tape it to you just duct tape it

50:43

to me that's the only thing that really

50:45

makes sense

50:48

[Music]

50:49

unless I could just put it through and

50:51

then it could just sort of like hang on

50:53

to my remember when we were in high

50:55

school and like that like buckles were

50:57

huge yeah they were big culturally and

50:59

physically they were big and then this

51:00

also has to go somewhere too that it's

51:02

only really being used the keyboard cuz

51:05

there's nothing for the keyboard to but

51:07

Connect into here what's great about

51:09

this little like power bar is just like

51:11

the potential of what you can plug in

51:13

that's like there's a USB which is

51:15

actually pretty crazy right like isn't

51:17

that insane I could put like a USB stick

51:19

in there could put in a iPhone

51:22

charger yeah well not these days not

51:25

these days no lightning Port

51:28

Steve Jobs that one too do your job

51:31

Steve sorry he's dead right yeah so was

51:34

the guy who made

51:35

this he's dead financially yes but

51:37

apparently this is um this is like a a

51:40

case for the the battery pack that's

51:42

supposed to sort of clip in I guess to

51:44

your belt also but we have one issue

51:48

that we have to figure out because we

51:50

tried this battery pack and it says it's

51:52

75% charged but it's not working when we

51:55

plugged it in but but it's working when

51:57

it's plugged into that battery plugged

51:59

into the wall so maybe I'm guessing like

52:01

maybe these batteries just like maybe

52:02

aren't as good anymore cuz they're like

52:04

so old as for right now we have to

52:06

figure out a way for me to actually do

52:07

this in in the world cuz the whole thing

52:09

is you're supposed to be wearing it

52:10

right you can't just be sitting at a

52:11

thing with it on cuz then you

52:12

can just have a computer so we're going

52:14

to plug this in and just get it up and

52:16

running just to do a quick little uh

52:18

look at what it looks like I gathered

52:19

all the components together and began

52:21

setting up on the ground beside the

52:22

outlet and it's just so crazy how many

52:25

different pieces there are to make this

52:27

thing work so many wires man what is

52:30

this that show The

52:35

Wire um okay so this is the power see on

52:38

the other

52:40

side all right and now we turn it on waa

52:45

so this should be turning on at any

52:50

moment

52:53

oh wow cyber nut cyber cyber nut that's

52:57

hilarious oh it came with a little

52:59

stylus W make sort of Doodles or yeah or

53:04

maybe write a write a Nolla yeah oh all

53:07

right whoa genius inside

53:11

TMI oh my God it's like a like a real

53:13

desktop yeah holy Internet Explorer

53:16

let's go let's see what happens wow no

53:18

way cool okay so it's it's just pretty

53:21

much like a computer oh dude

53:24

they got

53:25

paint

53:29

yeah okay I don't think I can show the

53:31

rest because I drew a pretty detailed

53:32

wiener but that's just guys being DED

53:34

man you give any guy something to draw

53:37

with and something to draw on they're

53:39

going to draw at least one dick okay

53:40

that's just the way it goes dude this is

53:42

awesome that is the Cyber nut that is I

53:45

just threw the Cyber nut save changes

53:47

Yep this is the perfect time to use the

53:49

keyboard sorry let me take my wrist

53:51

camera off it as I was strapping on the

53:53

keyboard Jacob said reminded him of a

53:55

Yu-Gi-Oh dual disc and I told him that

53:57

was a comparison that I made as well but

53:59

he also had another genius comparison

54:01

the web shooters ooh yeah dude web web

54:06

this is the original web shooter that's

54:09

crazy this is the original hul the world

54:12

dude the worldwide web shooter a little

54:14

loose I guess I have a little he got

54:16

little baby arms a little baby this

54:19

reminds me when I fractured my wrist in

54:21

high school and I had to wear

54:23

a something a keyboard it took a little

54:25

bit of getting used to but I figured out

54:27

how to use the arm keyboard and honestly

54:29

felt cool as hell and I was actually

54:31

able to save my creation and this was a

54:33

hell of a lot faster than typing on the

54:35

handheld earlier in the week I did it I

54:38

don't know what it says about me that

54:39

also the first thing I typed on my Palm

54:41

Pilot was also penis really

54:45

yeah you do have a penis that's true

54:48

yeah so I'm curious about this okay here

54:51

we go now it's working okay you can like

54:53

oh the mouse yeah it was a little

54:54

awkward to maneuver the mouse around but

54:56

again for something that came out in1

54:58

1999 this is really impressive and the

55:00

controls were oddly simple to like wrap

55:02

your head around and just like the RIS

55:04

camera this device also had some files

55:06

left on it from the previous owner dude

55:08

this is sick are you kidding me

55:10

Xbox 640 let's see what they

55:12

[Music]

55:16

[Laughter]

55:19

mean what the the Xbox

55:24

logo this is the cool coolest thing of

55:27

all time dude um that epic gamer model

55:31

this is so funny why is it just a

55:33

picture of theb it's just a picture of

55:35

the Xbox logo in paint like did someone

55:37

make this on paint no yeah I don't think

55:39

someone made that on paint and you know

55:42

I'm at Jacob in 2013 during our first

55:44

year of college and you know when you

55:45

make a friend and you're like ah what

55:46

the hell we could have been friends for

55:48

so long we missed out on like freaking

55:50

20 years of awesome times you know

55:52

that's how I feel me and Jacob we could

55:53

have had a a long friendship before but

55:56

using this little computer for the first

55:58

time with him it Lally felt like we were

55:59

both 10 years old at like a sleepover

56:01

and we're both like using the family

56:03

computer when everybody else is sleeping

56:05

like we had such a blast using this

56:07

thing but after giggling about the Xbox

56:09

logo for a long time we asked the most

56:11

important question of all time you got

56:14

any games on there so we searched the

56:15

system for the classic computer game

56:17

mind sweeper mind sweeper I hardly know

56:20

her nothing no games no games we were

56:22

sad about the lack of games but

56:24

nevertheless using this device felt

56:26

Monumental most people will go their

56:28

whole lives without using one of these

56:29

things so we had to make a note of this

56:31

occasion so I pulled up the memo pad to

56:33

write this down in the history books it

56:35

is 2024 and me and my friend Jacob are

56:38

using the cybernaut computer we then

56:40

discovered some other files that were

56:41

left on the computer got Windows Media

56:43

Player and there's songs on

56:48

[Music]

56:49

here okay B each word into the

56:52

microphone when the word is highlighted

56:55

by the blue box

56:57

remain silent between words like this

56:59

hello oh he's got Peter

57:02

[Music]

57:05

Gabriel oh there shocking the monkey all

57:07

right dude if I only had this on my bone

57:09

phone you think the bone phone's got

57:11

Bluetooth well the tooth is a bone also

57:13

how's my how's my posture looking right

57:16

now we played around a little more on

57:18

the wearable computer talking about all

57:20

the possibilities could you imagine

57:22

using this as a child yep cuz it says

57:24

you can insert like discs right yeah

57:26

there's a disc attachment you can do

57:28

there is a floppy disc drive also so you

57:31

could play like Roller Coaster Tycoon

57:33

yeah you get really good games on there

57:35

yeah I should try to get a game a floppy

57:36

drive game the tonum Pumba game you get

57:39

in a Serial box yeah yeah one of those

57:41

ones Franklin Goes to Jail or

57:43

whatever and I don't know if it's

57:45

because all the other products didn't

57:47

really work the way they were supposed

57:48

to but we were so hyped on this thing

57:51

this is awesome it's so crazy to think

57:53

back to a time where this was cutting

57:54

edge like before you needed whole

57:56

briefcase but now like all that

57:58

and more is just in your hand it's it's

58:01

crazy man right off the bat this is sick

58:02

just using it but the issue like I said

58:05

we have before is that we can't really

58:07

use it when it's not plugged into a wall

58:10

like all the other products the

58:11

cybernaut computer has just worned down

58:13

over time the batteries didn't really

58:15

hold a charge very well and it said that

58:17

on the eBay listing so we needed a

58:19

solution if we were going to take this

58:20

thing on the go we got to talking and we

58:23

came up with a pretty genius idea so

58:25

this was the plan it's one thing to use

58:26

the wearable computer inside right I

58:29

wanted to go out into the world wearing

58:31

the wearable computer and to combat the

58:33

issue of the shitty battery we thought

58:35

of the idea to go get a portable

58:38

generator to bring with us to act as the

58:40

permanent battery supply if we were to

58:42

somehow get like a generator take the

58:45

house with take the wall with you yeah

58:47

because what the cybernaut wearable

58:48

computer needs is one more thing for it

58:50

to plug into so let's go see if this

58:53

plan

58:55

works

58:58

we went to a park just outside of

59:00

Toronto and I don't know what was going

59:02

on with the weather this week because a

59:04

few days ago when I was trying out my

59:05

handheld TV it was sunny and warm

59:08

outside felt like summer but just a few

59:10

days later it was snowing like crazy and

59:12

it was freezing outside but it

59:15

actually might have been a blessing in

59:16

disguise because there wasn't anybody at

59:18

the park when we went to try out the

59:19

computer which is a good thing because I

59:21

looked like

59:22

[Music]

59:25

this

59:29

yeah usually if there's a guy in a park

59:31

in a trench coat and sunglasses with a

59:35

briefcase and a camera on a tripod next

59:38

to a playground bad things are happening

59:41

if we did this on a nice day and the

59:42

park was filled with people cops would

59:44

have been

59:45

called they would have put me in jail

59:48

they would have given me my one phone

59:49

call and I would have been like what no

59:51

AT&T video phone so I'll give you a

59:53

quick breakdown of all the components

59:55

here down by on my feet I had the

59:56

portable generator powering the computer

59:59

up here in my pocket was where I kept

60:01

the computer battery to keep the snow

60:02

away from it this gray bar dangling in

60:05

front was the port connector where I

60:06

pluged the keyboard into above that was

60:09

the actual computer strapped onto my

60:11

belt on my right arm was the Monitor and

60:14

on the left arm held the keyboard and

60:16

right above that I had my handy dandy

60:18

bone phone this was the man of the

60:20

future in 1999 I'm still with the future

60:23

and with everything plugged in it was

60:25

time for the moment of Truth would this

60:27

work with our little portable generator

60:29

did too much snow get into the computer

60:31

system can I finally achieve the dream

60:33

of portable Computing that they were

60:35

trying to achieve 25 years ago we turned

60:38

on the generator I booted up the

60:40

computer and I Waited For What seemed

60:42

like forever and then that sweet

60:45

cybernaut logo popped up on the

60:49

screen I'm in the blizzard raged on and

60:52

while I stood there in the cold I

60:54

realized something this wasn't just me

60:56

trying out an old tech product this was

60:58

a battle between man and nature what are

61:01

snowflakes if not pixels falling from

61:04

the sky why is it you can't spell

61:06

Windows without wind this is where man

61:08

and machine meet and I am the one who

61:10

invited both of them to the park so I

61:12

decided that I would complete two tasks

61:15

while wearing my wearable computer

61:16

number one paint a landscape of the park

61:19

on paint and two write a high coup on

61:22

the memo pad I open up paint and began

61:24

creating my masterpiece I figured I

61:26

needed to do this quickly because my

61:28

hands were freezing due to the

61:30

fact that it was minus 10 outside on

61:32

that day it was starting to come

61:33

together but a small issue arose that we

61:35

didn't really think about my arm's

61:37

getting pretty tired yeah holding it up

61:39

here I kind of wish I had the

61:40

thing right here oh yeah unfortunately

61:43

not a complete set e but nevertheless I

61:46

persisted do you think Michelangelo quit

61:48

painting the cinee chapel when his arm

61:50

got tired of course not and this is the

61:53

exact same after a few minutes my

61:55

masterpiece was complete not bad right

61:57

this might be the best painting you've

61:59

ever seen that was made on a cybernaut

62:02

ma4 wearable computer I saved the

62:04

painting but the screen was really

62:05

starting to weigh my arm down

62:09

savez thing

62:11

so the thing is small but it is heavy am

62:14

I right fellas this is weighing me down

62:16

too this looks like a

62:20

dick with my painting done it was now

62:22

time for my poem I decided to go with

62:24

the ha coup because those they're

62:26

relatively easy and quick to write and

62:27

they also don't always have to rhyme so

62:30

I pondered counted syllables pondered

62:33

some more counted more syllables and a

62:36

few minutes later I had a completed ha

62:38

coup future com and gone a wearable

62:41

computer my arm is so

62:45

tired wow hey guys I'm editing when I

62:48

was making my painting I made like a

62:49

stupid joke to the camera maybe I'll put

62:51

this on merch sell it but then it got me

62:55

thinking that could could be cool so I'm

62:56

going to sell a limited amount of signed

62:58

prints I'm going to sign all of them

63:00

going to put them on sale okay so

63:01

they're on my website it'll probably be

63:03

pre-order cuz I still have to print all

63:05

them and sign them but I think it'll be

63:06

cool so yeah check them out so I

63:08

remember the USB plug from the initial

63:10

test of the computer so I thought it

63:12

would be fun to fill a USB stick with

63:16

modern memes pictures and videos that

63:18

probably never got the chance to Grace

63:20

the screen of a cybernaut ma4 wearable

63:23

computer I have the ninja tweet the

63:25

video of KD offering Jimmy a nail the E

63:28

meme Drew's road workor ahead Vine and

63:31

many more but when I loaded up the USB

63:34

stick it said it was an unknown device I

63:36

tried and tried to get it working but

63:38

the computer just wouldn't accept it but

63:40

you know what I think that's okay I

63:42

think maybe the cybernaut was trying to

63:44

tell me something maybe it didn't want

63:45

to see the memes we've been enjoying for

63:47

the past 20 years this cybernaut ma4

63:49

wearable computer has been laying around

63:52

unused for years forgotten by the modern

63:55

world I mean most likely the USB stick

63:57

that I used was probably just using

63:59

technology that was a little too

64:00

advanced for a computer made in 1999 but

64:03

I'd like to think that the computer

64:06

rejecting the modern media was the

64:08

cybernaut saying you know what I'm okay

64:12

I'm too old for all that stuff anyway

64:15

I'm just happy I was able to be a

64:16

wearable computer for just one more

64:21

[Music]

64:24

day

64:26

[Music]

64:30

we had fun didn't

64:33

we thank you so much for watching this

64:35

video if you're still here I think this

64:37

is the longest video I've ever made and

64:39

I had a blast making it because this is

64:41

something I'm very interested and

64:43

passionate about um it's always fun to

64:44

make videos where I'm not I angry at

64:48

stuff if you have any old technology

64:50

don't throw it away keep it in the best

64:52

condition you can for as long as you can

64:54

because I truly think preservation of

64:56

this stuff is incredibly important I had

64:58

a blast trying out all these products

65:01

and uh if there's one thing I learned

65:03

from this video is that human beings are

65:05

like really cool and creative

65:08

and ambitious and stupid and weird and

65:11

ridiculous in the best ways possible I

65:13

don't know looking at these past

65:15

products there was so much hope and

65:17

Ingenuity behind them they knew they

65:19

were not there yet but they still try

65:22

and I honestly think that is the best

65:23

quality we all share these

65:27

nuts these nuts if you enjoyed this

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65:34

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65:37

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65:39

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65:41

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