Brewstew - Cat Attack

brewstewfilms
30 Mar 202406:11

Summary

TLDRThe narrator recounts a series of harrowing encounters with various animals throughout their childhood, but the most traumatizing was with their friend David's Siamese cat, Cotton. Despite its cross-eyed appearance, Cotton was notorious for his aggressive behavior, causing harm to children and even destroying a prized holographic Pokémon card. The cat's unpredictable nature and frequent seizures added to the tension, culminating in a violent episode where Cotton attacked the narrator, leaving them with a severe injury and a strong resolve to press charges and file a restraining order.

Takeaways

  • 🐾 The narrator had numerous violent encounters with animals throughout their childhood.
  • 😿 A Siamese cat named Cotton, owned by the narrator's friend David, was particularly traumatizing.
  • 👁️‍🗨️ Cotton was notably cross-eyed, leading to uncertainty about where the cat was focusing its attention.
  • 😾 Cotton exhibited aggressive behavior, often harming children and causing minor destruction.
  • 🃏 While playing Pokémon cards, Cotton ate one of Steven's prized holographic cards.
  • 🚫 The cat's unpredictable nature made it a source of fear, especially for the narrator.
  • 🦷 Cotton had seizures, which were a common occurrence and not much of a concern until a particular episode.
  • 🎮 During a late-night gaming session, Cotton had a seizure that led to a broken lamp.
  • 💥 After the seizure, Cotton attacked the narrator, clawing into their ear and causing significant injury.
  • 🚨 The incident was so severe that the narrator's parents suggested filing a restraining order against the cat.
  • 🎶 The script ends with a humorous threat from one of the characters and a reference to a dramatic movie scene.

Q & A

  • What kinds of animals attacked the narrator during their childhood?

    -The narrator was attacked by various animals including a rabid raccoon and a giant Rottweiler.

  • What is the name of the Siamese cat that traumatized the narrator, and what was unique about its appearance?

    -The Siamese cat's name was Cotton, and it was notable for being cross-eyed.

  • Why was Cotton considered mean?

    -Cotton was considered mean because he would commit violent acts unprovoked, such as tripping children and attacking people unexpectedly.

  • How did Cotton's behavior affect the narrator and their friends' behavior at David's house?

    -The narrator and friends would try to avoid Cotton by not going near him, keeping their voices down, and even avoiding loud noises like farting to prevent provoking him.

  • What medical condition did Cotton the cat have?

    -Cotton had epilepsy, which caused him to have seizures.

  • How did Cotton's seizures affect his behavior towards the narrator?

    -After a seizure, Cotton's behavior became aggressive towards the narrator, including an incident where he leaped at the narrator and got his claw stuck in the narrator's ear.

  • What was the outcome of the incident where Cotton attacked the narrator?

    -The attack resulted in the narrator running around in a panic with Cotton hanging off his ear, eventually leading to the narrator being covered in blood with his ear still somewhat attached.

  • What was the reaction of the narrator's parents to the injuries caused by Cotton?

    -The narrator's parents were shocked and concerned about the severity of the injuries to the narrator's ear.

  • What did the narrator consider doing in response to the attack by Cotton?

    -The narrator considered pressing charges and filing a restraining order against Cotton.

  • Describe the impact of Cotton's attack on the narrator's view of pets.

    -The attack by Cotton, along with other violent animal encounters, contributed to the narrator's traumatic experiences with animals, indicating a significantly negative impact on their view of pets.

Outlines

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😿 Childhood Animal Encounters: The Trauma of Cotton the Siamese Cat

The speaker recounts a series of violent and traumatizing encounters with various animals throughout their childhood, with a particular focus on their friend David's Siamese cat, Cotton. Cotton, characterized by his severe cross-eyed condition and aggressive behavior, is described as a menace to the neighborhood children. The speaker details Cotton's malicious acts, such as tripping skateboarders and burning people with lit cigarettes, and shares a personal story of Cotton destroying a cherished holographic Pokémon card, highlighting the cat's unpredictable and unprovoked attacks. The narrative also touches on Cotton's epilepsy, which the speaker and their friends had to navigate, leading to a harrowing incident where the speaker was attacked by Cotton during one of his seizures, resulting in a severe injury to their ear.

05:01

😫 The Aftermath of Cotton's Attack and Its Lasting Impact

The speaker continues the account of their traumatic experience with Cotton, the Siamese cat, focusing on the aftermath of a particularly vicious attack. After being seized by the cat during an epileptic episode, the speaker describes the panic and chaos that ensued as they tried to free themselves from Cotton's grip. The detailed summary outlines the speaker's desperate attempts to escape, the involvement of their friends, and the ultimate disengagement from the cat's clutches. The impact of the attack is emphasized by the speaker's physical injuries and the emotional trauma they faced. The story concludes with the speaker's contemplation of legal action against the pet and the lasting fear that Cotton instilled in them and their friends, highlighting the severity of the situation and the cat's unpredictable nature.

Mindmap

Keywords

💡Animal attacks

Animal attacks refer to aggressive encounters initiated by animals towards humans, often leading to injury or trauma for the person involved. In the video script, the narrator recounts numerous violent encounters with various animals throughout their childhood, emphasizing the unpredictability and danger posed by such interactions. These experiences serve as a backdrop to the central story about Cotton, a particularly aggressive Siamese cat, highlighting the narrator's unfortunate propensity to attract animal aggression.

💡Siamese cat

A Siamese cat is a breed known for its distinctive color points and blue almond-shaped eyes. The breed is mentioned in the context of Cotton, a Siamese cat with a notably mean temperament and crossed eyes, which is unusual but not unheard of for the breed. The specific mention of a Siamese cat serves to provide a vivid image of Cotton, contrasting his physically appealing breed traits with his aggressive behavior, thereby enhancing the humor and absurdity of the situation described.

💡Cross-eyed

Being cross-eyed, or having strabismus, is a condition where the eyes do not align properly and point in different directions. Cotton, the cat in the script, is described as cross-eyed, which is used to humorous effect by suggesting he could see into other dimensions. This trait adds to the quirky and unpredictable nature of Cotton, making his actions and the fear he instills in the narrator and their friends even more unexpected and comedic.

💡Epilepsy

Epilepsy is a neurological disorder marked by sudden recurrent episodes of sensory disturbance, loss of consciousness, or convulsions, associated with abnormal electrical activity in the brain. In the script, Cotton is said to have epilepsy, which leads to seizures that are portrayed as both a tragic and a ludicrous element of his character. These seizures contribute to the narrative's tension, as they precede a particularly violent attack on the narrator, blending the themes of unpredictability and danger inherent to interactions with Cotton.

💡Pokemon cards

Pokemon cards refer to collectible cards featuring characters from the Pokemon franchise, popular among children and collectors for trading and gameplay. The destruction of a valuable holographic card by Cotton highlights the cat's disregard for personal property and underscores the emotional and financial value these items can hold for individuals, particularly children. This incident serves as a catalyst for the narrator's animosity towards Cotton, illustrating the broader impact of the cat's actions beyond physical violence.

💡Seizures

Seizures are sudden, uncontrolled electrical disturbances in the brain that can cause changes in behavior, movements, feelings, and levels of consciousness. Cotton's seizures are described in a way that normalizes them within the household, yet they are also the prelude to the cat's unexpected attack on the narrator. This juxtaposition of the mundane with the violent illustrates the unpredictability and chaos Cotton brings into the narrator's life, serving as a metaphor for the unpredictable challenges one may face.

💡Restraining order

A restraining order is a legal order issued by a court to protect a person from being harmed or harassed by another. The narrator humorously contemplates obtaining a restraining order against Cotton, a household pet, highlighting the extreme measures they are willing to consider to protect themselves from the cat's attacks. This notion, while absurd, emphasizes the severity of the trauma and fear Cotton has inflicted, further underscoring the exaggeratedly perilous nature of the narrator's encounters with animals.

💡Aggression

Aggression in animals can manifest as hostile or violent behavior towards humans or other animals. Cotton's aggression is central to the narrative, demonstrated through various anecdotes that depict him as unusually mean and dangerous. The theme of aggression is explored not just as a physical threat but also as a source of comedic exaggeration, with Cotton's acts of violence serving as both a literal and figurative obstacle the narrator must navigate.

💡Childhood trauma

Childhood trauma refers to a distressing experience that affects a child and can have long-lasting effects into adulthood. The script uses the narrator's repeated encounters with aggressive animals, culminating in the saga with Cotton, as a humorous take on childhood trauma. While the tone is light-hearted, it subtly acknowledges the impact that such experiences can have on a person's life, using exaggeration and humor to explore themes of fear, resilience, and the absurdity of adversity.

💡Friendship dynamics

Friendship dynamics refer to the nature of interactions and relationships between friends, including support, conflict, and shared experiences. In the script, the relationship between the narrator, David, Steven, and the other children provides a backdrop to the events, highlighting how friendships can both exacerbate and alleviate the challenges faced by individuals. The friends' reactions to Cotton's antics and their shared experiences serve to strengthen their bond, illustrating the importance of social support in overcoming adverse situations.

Highlights

Narrator describes a history of being attacked by various animals, from a rabid raccoon to a neighbor's Rottweiler.

A particularly traumatizing attack involved a Siamese cat named Cotton, described as cross-eyed and unusually mean.

Cotton's cross-eyed appearance is humorously exaggerated to imply he could see other dimensions.

The cat's aggressive behavior included assaulting children and bizarre acts like burning people with cigarettes.

A notable incident where Cotton ate a highly valued holographic Pokémon card, leading to a child searching through cat feces for it.

Cotton is characterized as having a personal vendetta against the narrator for unspecified reasons.

The cat's unpredictable aggression made visiting his owner's house a cautious affair.

Cotton had epilepsy, leading to frequent seizures but seemed unaffected by them.

An epileptic seizure causes Cotton to knock over a lamp, initially leading to a mistaken belief he was dead.

After a seizure, Cotton's eyes are no longer crossed, humorously suggested as having been 'shaken straight'.

Cotton attacks the narrator in a ninja-like manner, resulting in a claw stuck in the narrator's ear.

The chaotic scene of the attack includes attempts to detach Cotton, resulting in significant blood loss for the narrator.

Following the ordeal, Cotton nonchalantly smokes a cigarette, adding to his characterized malevolence.

The narrator's ear is left bloody and damaged, but still attached, leading to considerations of pressing charges and filing a restraining order against the cat.

The overall narrative humorously highlights the exaggerated dangers and absurdity of dealing with a seemingly demonic household pet.

Transcripts

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all right now throughout my childhood

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I've been attacked by all sorts of

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animals I mean we're talking anything

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from like a rabid raccoon behind a Long

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John Silvers to my neighbor's giant

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Rottweiler that uh tried to Murder Me In

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Cold Blood I've had a ton of violent

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encounters and plenty of close calls to

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say the least but one of the most

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traumatizing animal attacks that I've

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been a part of had to have been from my

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friend David's pet cat now this cat was

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a Siamese cat named Cotton and like a

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lot of Siamese cats his ass was

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crosseyed as hell that cat was so

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cross-eyed I swear he could like see

00:32

other dimensions and [ __ ] and Not only

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was he crosseyed but this cat was mean

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as hell I seen him commit fonus assault

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on many a child throughout my life he'd

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like go out in the street and like trip

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a little kid on a skateboard if you

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weren't paying attention he'd [ __ ]

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burn your ass with a lit cigarette ah

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what the hell hell one time me and my

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friend Steven were playing Pokemon cards

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at David's house and this cat just

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walked up and ate his [ __ ]

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holographic Mr M now first off do you

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know how important a holographic Mr M

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was to a child in 1999 Steven's ass

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would have rather lost like a

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grandmother or a [ __ ] kidney instead

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of that goddamn Pokemon cart you bet

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your ass Days Later he's like sifting

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through cat [ __ ] all that's left at Mr

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mim's ass is like a crumpled up 40hp

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piece of cardboard and [ __ ] ah God damn

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it look how they massacred my boy to

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hell with your evil ass cat and not to

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mention that cat was volatile as hell he

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could attack your ass unprovoked at any

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moment so when we were at David's house

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you didn't go near cotton you tried to

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keep your voice down while he was in the

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room hell if you [ __ ] farted too loud

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that cat would Freddy Krueger your ass

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six ways to Sunday and that went double

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for me because cotton seemed like he had

01:39

some sort of personal Vendetta against

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my little ass which I mean I have no

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idea why I followed all the proper

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precautions I didn't go near him I kept

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my voice down if I had to [ __ ] fart I

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stuck my ass out of the nearest window

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but it didn't

01:52

matter he attacked me regardless it got

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so bad when I'd come home from David's

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house my parents would be like holy hell

01:59

look I don't know if you can file a

02:00

restraining order against the household

02:02

pet but uh maybe you should give it a

02:04

try and like I mentioned before cotton

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was cross-eyed as hell so you didn't

02:07

know if he was looking at you or your

02:09

friend next to you or if he was looking

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out the [ __ ] window you didn't know

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who that cat was about to Target are you

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staring at my goofy ass eyeball that no

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please don't hurt us I'm not talking to

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you guys I'm talking about that kid

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across the street godamn

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it ah what the [ __ ] now one thing that I

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failed to mention about cotton the cat

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is that his ass would have seizures from

02:30

time to time that's right apparently

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cats can have epilepsy that's a real

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thing his ass was diagnosed by a

02:35

veterinarian and everything oh yeah your

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cat's going to have seizures and

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flip-flop around like a [ __ ] bluegill

02:39

Out of Water he'll be fine though just

02:41

keep them away from like hardwood floors

02:43

and probably the staircase now these

02:44

seizures that cotton would have never

02:46

really seemed to bother him all that

02:47

much he just kind of like spazz out for

02:49

a minute or two and then you just pop up

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and walk away like nothing ever

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happened but these seizures would happen

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all of the time they happen so

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frequently it wasn't even like a big

02:59

deal to us it was just like a common

03:01

occurrence in David's house we'd be

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sitting on the couch watching TV

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Cotton's ass would be over there

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like dude turn your TV up I can hardly

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hear boy meet's world over your loud ass

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pasted cat well [ __ ] you Mr feny I'm not

03:15

going to detention how about

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that well it was during one of these

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epileptic episodes where I almost met my

03:22

untimely demise the Cott and the cat you

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see it was late one night when me and

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Steven were staying the night at David's

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house and we're up in David's room

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playing Streets of Rage on the Sega

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Genesis you know getting our asses beat

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by the fat flamethrower guys on stage 4

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naturally well all of a sudden we hear a

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very familiar sound coming from

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downstairs and that sound is followed by

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something smashing on the floor so we go

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down to David's living room to

03:46

investigate and what we find is a broken

03:48

lamp and cotton the cat's epileptic ass

03:50

laying on the floor apparently he was

03:52

laying on a table had a seizure and

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knock the lamp over no big deal the only

03:56

problem was Cotton's ass is just laying

03:58

there not moving at all now my first

04:00

thought is holy hell he's dead Cotton's

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ass finally [ __ ] rattled his brains

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into mashed potatoes so we're all

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standing there thinking we're looking at

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a deceased household pet everybody's

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traumatized as hell well everybody

04:11

except for Steven's ass that is yeah

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that's what you get you [ __ ] Mr Mind

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murdered piece of [ __ ] well suddenly

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cotton Rises up stares directly at me I

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know that because his eyes are no longer

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[ __ ] crosseyed I don't know if his

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ass shook his eyeballs straight or what

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during the seizure but what I can tell

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you is that his ass leapt at me like a

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godamn Ninja Turtle and then he clung

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himself onto me like a [ __ ] koala

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bear on a eucalyptus tree now real quick

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it's important to note that uh I don't

04:37

draw ears on my characters usually cuz

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I'm a lazy piece of [ __ ] but because of

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the nature of this attack I'm going to

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put a [ __ ] ear on my character

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because what happens next is Cotton's

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ass ends up clawing into my [ __ ] Earl

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and he didn't just scratch it no he gets

04:52

his claw stuck in it now I don't know if

04:55

you've ever had your ear pierced by a

04:57

cat litter and crusted claw before but I

04:59

really do not recommend it I start

05:01

running around David's living room in a

05:02

panic while 9 lb of [ __ ] sies cat

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hangs off my ear David's ass is over

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there like heal cotton heal godamn it

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stop it Steven's fleeing [ __ ] couch

05:12

pillows at it trying to save my life

05:14

eventually Cotton's ass leaps off of me

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I uh couldn't tell you exactly how or

05:18

when cuz I'm pretty sure I blacked out

05:19

over the whole [ __ ] ordeal all I know

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is I end up [ __ ] covered in my own

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blood looking like I stormed the beaches

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of Normy and [ __ ] my [ __ ] ear

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thankfully still somewhat attached to

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the side of my head CT just sitting on

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the couch smoking a cigarette and [ __ ]

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yeah well next time I'll Reservoir Dog

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that [ __ ] right off the side of your

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head I'll disfigure a child I'm not

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afraid of jail I go home the next day

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and my parents are like Jesus Christ

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Holyfield what the hell happened to your

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ear I don't want to talk about it but

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I'm going to press charges and I'm

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definitely filing that [ __ ]

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restraining

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order

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bruce.com

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